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May 2013
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May 31, 2013 5:30 PM
Congrats to @Kid_Ink and @j_grande on topping the @TwitterMusic HipHop chart: https://t.co/JYVQVAKPcg
May 31, 2013 5:16 PM
RT @lostinhallways: What has 4 legs but can't sit? Dog is wrong. Table is right. Baramul, who stands in an endless ocean with a world on hi…
May 31, 2013 5:16 PM
RT @SwearengenCD: Judging by JIRA, you code motherfucking bugs.
May 30, 2013 7:51 PM
The horrors of two plus hours of tooth drilling and crown application made tolerable by dentist administered halcyon (a.k.a. triazolam).
May 30, 2013 4:43 PM
While I don't @playdots, "cheating" was what irked me about @zynga's Scramble With Friends: https://t.co/ryzre2JMON Amen, @anildash. Amen.
May 30, 2013 3:22 PM
RT @mrp: “Any team can launch any experiment to 1% of users." -@dickc Twitter CEO Dick Costolo @allthingsd #D11 Interview: http://t.co/gw…
May 30, 2013 6:35 AM
@Bolotnikov @MrBlackFrancis there's a slight resemblance to Tommy Carcetti/Peter Baelish/Aidan Gillen going on there with BD.
May 30, 2013 6:27 AM
@timbray sounds like there is a captive audience somewhere in there. Assuming that oral implantations in India only need local anesthesia.
May 30, 2013 6:24 AM
RT @Bis: Elon Musk: I didn't think I could be incrementally useful in the Internet arena so I looked to energy and interplanetary explorati…
May 30, 2013 6:18 AM
This is why I love hip hop. Hat tip to @jhamlett. CC: @j_grand #DeLaSoul "I don't buy rap for excuses." http://t.co/jB6yefhu7x
May 30, 2013 5:57 AM
RT @marissamayer: David @Pogue made my day with his review of @Flickr. Terabyte=insane,historic,vast & new design=gigantic improvement http…
May 30, 2013 12:29 AM
RT @laraswanson: Etsy device lab is coming along. Library cards (color coded by OS) for signing stuff out are done. Next up: stands! http:/…
May 29, 2013 8:34 PM
@jhamlett yeah, it can be a hardship at times.
May 29, 2013 8:32 PM
@jhamlett sadly our chef did not match the menu with our guest's discography: steak tartare, bulgogi burgers, kimchee http://t.co/Pwob6SILJy
May 29, 2013 8:00 PM
Self-professed "ass connoisseur" @Ludacris stopped by the @twoffice for lunch today. http://t.co/tEW0lpfDBC
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May 29, 2013 4:12 PM
@pgarg Happy birthday old lady!
May 28, 2013 7:37 PM
RT @omarelakkad: A short sci-fi story in the form of a Twitter bug report: http://t.co/2eYfB2Uff8
May 28, 2013 5:48 PM
Congrats to @j_grand and @Kid_Ink on the number one Rap/HipHop abum on @iTunesMusic https://t.co/stsqC7YWBr
May 28, 2013 4:55 PM
Short weekend hack as I wrap my brain around Python: http://t.co/QV3YXv4UBZ Crufty in places and likely non-idiomatic. Liking argparser FWIW
May 28, 2013 4:15 PM
RT @SusanPotter: Anyone interested in helping me organize an Erlang developer boot camp or something in Champaign-Urbana, Indy, St. Louis, …
May 28, 2013 2:19 PM
RT @trichris: Mesos Meetup, Wed @ Box. Check it out: http://t.co/qXaqH5I07V
May 28, 2013 1:18 AM
@heyjoshua How in the hell does one get that through security? Seems way more weaponize-able than 3.5oz of hair gel. #TSA
May 27, 2013 8:33 PM
Congrats to @CitibikeNYC on the launch. As a lifelong customer and former shareholder, I'm stoked to see @Citi help make this happen.
May 27, 2013 8:05 PM
@lizwiggi: "Your father and I went to see Iron Man 3 last night...it was riveting."
May 27, 2013 6:04 PM
RT @J_Goldstein: Combine pizza & spaghetti to create a gustatory centaur? Then turn it into AN ICY BEVERAGE? Done and done! http://t.co/CX9…
May 27, 2013 12:53 AM
@w0lfprime you never can tell if the accounts you follow on Twitter are actually sentient AI super programs. Or Perl spambots. #twingularity
May 26, 2013 8:59 PM
RT @JadAbumrad: Causes of death in the 20th Century, beautifully visualized - http://t.co/h97uFPXGAQ
May 25, 2013 10:22 PM
11.6mi run w/ pace of 9'03" http://t.co/yHbKMFuvZC Glen Park, Ocean Beach, Golden Gate Park #buffalo: http://t.co/3G7QnmNM1i
May 24, 2013 10:33 PM
RT @siracusa: A Song of Fire and Miami Vice: http://t.co/WGA3TMgG18 http://t.co/DnVhRNJA0T
May 24, 2013 8:09 PM
The refurb'ed MacBook @twitter IT just dropped off had a New Deal patch glued to it! #useless #wooden #toys http://t.co/rq60UShlzQ
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May 24, 2013 12:16 AM
Late Thursday "classic rock". May need to chase down more '90s J. Mascis. #NowPlaying @dinosaurjr - Drawerings ♪ https://t.co/B6yL0Q2hL8
May 23, 2013 5:16 PM
@merciergirl If you think those were awkward, you should have seen the video I made when I proposed to @pgarg.
May 23, 2013 3:51 AM
Windy 11.6mi run, pace of 8'34" http://t.co/C0HpxQtaZB Market St.->GGP->OB and back : http://t.co/X2u6OcgAqW
May 23, 2013 3:42 AM
@jhamlett next time try and use @StGeorgeSpirits Terroir Gin...it's like summer and Christmas exploding in a chilled coupe glass.
May 23, 2013 3:09 AM
RT @anildash: Think @Mike_FTW has helped us discover the best possible rebranding of two-factor authentication: 2fac Secure
May 22, 2013 8:24 PM
RT @rk: We just released 2 factor auth for twitter. Sign up now: https://t.co/wMn7KlhDkg
May 22, 2013 7:11 PM
RT @EFF: .@Twitter takes a big step to empower engineers & curb bad patent suits with the Innovator's Patent Agreement https://t.co/SKB3Anb…
May 22, 2013 3:42 AM
I ♥ SF. The awesome @exploratorium has a skateboarding exhibit complete with ollie station and urethane display: http://t.co/qecv9zopdA
May 22, 2013 3:20 AM
Conversation at work ended up on subject of FoxPro™...I remember using it back in the day. @jhamlett @merciergirl @cmort: Was it at UW Pubs?
May 22, 2013 1:47 AM
@ArunChaud @nytimes I would prefer not to.
May 22, 2013 1:41 AM
@sharon Tweuple? cc: @rno @antolnar
May 22, 2013 1:12 AM
RT @mrp: Team offsite at @Pier23Cafe. http://t.co/KGWq6mXSEr
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May 21, 2013 9:30 PM
Offsite at the Exploratorium! #science https://t.co/shfRqDtues
May 21, 2013 2:27 PM
RT @cra: "Brewing our first Twitter IPA patent, and new adopters" https://t.co/8F6xGsmvmj
May 21, 2013 6:36 AM
@wickman is that a freight train?
May 21, 2013 4:34 AM
@sharonw @cchen How is it possible that the Twitter basketball team is not called the LarryBirds? http://t.co/6vKoPjsSSy
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May 21, 2013 4:14 AM
@jhamlett Getting your #ska on?
May 21, 2013 3:50 AM
@KarlTheFog creeping up on Glen Park: http://t.co/C1NqG8JMWH
May 21, 2013 12:19 AM
@lizwiggi Bahrain is going crazy. "Bahraini court sentenced six Twitter users to prison for insulting the king." http://t.co/vurSQ8vB8Z #WTF
May 20, 2013 11:13 PM
Nicely done @flickr, new UI looks awesome...except that fucking navbar *still* follows me around wherever I scroll.
May 19, 2013 12:44 AM
@onejli @cray_inc also, that's a terrible song. What the hell is wrong with music these days? #getoffmylawn
May 18, 2013 10:36 PM
12.2mi run with a pace of 9'07" http://t.co/ABlzq3dQXw Glen Park to Ocean Beach to GGP: http://t.co/aT23dBmhJ0
May 18, 2013 2:21 AM
RT @randyjhunt: Rad Hack! There are humans behind this thing. http://t.co/HJiZZQdFZV
May 17, 2013 2:53 PM
@onejli @cray_inc teh awesome
May 17, 2013 5:26 AM
@pashk ...actually, I'm partial to the @memgrizz if only cause their @twitter handle sounds like a transient RAM-based store of some sort.
May 17, 2013 5:25 AM
@pashk I'm pessimistic. As much as I hate the @MiamiHEAT I'm not seeing a team that seems competitive. If the @memgrizz can do it...
May 17, 2013 5:20 AM
Unnecessary to lead with the @warriors / @spurs game on @SportsCenter given that @espn just ended game broadcast 30 seconds ago. #bitter
May 17, 2013 5:12 AM
@HiveTheory @warriors well, if we aren't gonna win, let's at least maximize the advertisements our fans are gonna watch. Was a good game...
May 17, 2013 5:09 AM
Ok, now I don't really care...whoever can beat the @MiamiHEAT is who I'm going for...though if the @nyknicks can pull it out, I'll back 'em.
May 17, 2013 5:07 AM
@HiveTheory @warriors #dagger
May 17, 2013 5:00 AM
@HiveTheory was about to comment on the great defensive plays the @warriors have been making...it's the lack of offense that's killing 'em.
May 17, 2013 4:57 AM
@HiveTheory these games are killing me.
May 17, 2013 4:32 AM
@HiveTheory Can't believe failed to capitalize on that last break.
May 17, 2013 4:19 AM
@jhamlett almost a shame to grip that.
May 17, 2013 4:15 AM
@HiveTheory I'm not worried...those old guys on the spurs are starting to get tired.
May 17, 2013 4:11 AM
@HiveTheory ...
May 17, 2013 4:08 AM
@jhamlett @AlumniBoardshop I'm feelin' that base graphic.
May 17, 2013 4:05 AM
@HiveTheory That's cold dude...cold.
May 17, 2013 4:05 AM
Need to have @JalenRose and @RealMikeWilbon doing all #nbaplayoffs commentary from here on out. No disrespect to Jeff Van Gundy intended.
May 17, 2013 3:08 AM
The "Little Switzerland" of San Francisco: http://t.co/uXaFg7ygci #glenpark
May 17, 2013 2:55 AM
@onejli Hmm...not sure if it's Twitter's deal...player behavior and impl is up to the card author: https://t.co/y7AbJ7ea3G
May 17, 2013 2:54 AM
@onejli Nice. That shit is #cray.
May 17, 2013 2:34 AM
@jhamlett nice... “Is that so?” he asked. I confirmed that it was so.
May 16, 2013 6:03 PM
RT @rsarver: Twitter for Google Glass https://t.co/bGsRoecvIg
May 16, 2013 3:26 PM
@jhamlett "For every action there is a equal and opposite reaction." #newton
May 16, 2013 5:58 AM
@pashk So much for the #midwest. Sad to see the @chicagobulls and the @okcthunder bow out early. Sadder still to see the @MiamiHEAT advance.
May 16, 2013 5:05 AM
@pashk what...is this some sort of Canadian thing? You know this is not a Vancouver team anymore. :-)
May 16, 2013 3:17 AM
@mntrb what is the Bernal 12k?
May 16, 2013 12:55 AM
Never gets old. #NowPlaying @superchunk - Slack Motherfucker ♪ https://t.co/WtEi7aX2sH
May 15, 2013 11:15 PM
@onejli uh...what song?
May 15, 2013 6:30 PM
@baldface @baldfacelodge Kind of curious as to why you are closing the account instead of just changing the name: https://t.co/ekzL863Lr4
May 15, 2013 3:06 PM
RT @mrp: We're building tools to help our users & @twitterapi ecosystem. Reach every person on the planet. @JoinTheFlock https://t.co/bEr…
May 15, 2013 2:33 PM
RT @hmason: The New Yorker's Strongbox is awesome http://t.co/o0J43S0jES
May 15, 2013 12:49 AM
"Let me clear the air @iamsrk has not tweeted...for now tweet world has to wait!" http://t.co/Jzgy0mHPBC FYI: @pgarg and @gargvik
May 13, 2013 11:43 PM
@PTI: was the clearly more awesome "WilHeiser" forgone due to 140 character limits? #KornBon
May 13, 2013 5:07 PM
RT @pio: parking is such sweet sorrow
May 12, 2013 2:45 PM
@lizwiggi Happy Mother's Day #Mom!
May 12, 2013 6:04 AM
RT @twi: RT @twitter: Friendly reminder: Today is Mother’s Day. Take a moment for our public service announcement on #moms: https://t.co/AE…
May 12, 2013 5:25 AM
"I love post-season haberdashery." - @RoFloESPN #NBA
May 12, 2013 5:09 AM
First time I've heard the nickname "Durantula"...love it. @SportsCenter @KDTrey5
May 11, 2013 5:17 AM
@HiveTheory I am no longer watching. :-) #midnightrun #HBO #DeNiro #Grodin
May 11, 2013 5:10 AM
@HiveTheory yeah, but they aren't so...game over.
May 11, 2013 5:02 AM
@HiveTheory As falls @StephenCurry30 so falls Golden State @warriors.
May 11, 2013 4:52 AM
I prefer the games where the @warriors have a huge lead then blow it in the last 5 minutes.
May 11, 2013 4:48 AM
@HiveTheory ...and now I'd give that advice to the #warriors...sigh.
May 11, 2013 4:46 AM
@HiveTheory ...or not.
May 11, 2013 3:59 AM
RT @posco: Checked exceptions are the TSA of software. So what if there's no evidence we're safer, at least we're inconvenienced.
May 11, 2013 3:15 AM
@davemangot Certain people over other people.
May 11, 2013 1:39 AM
This why we can't have nice things. Like working escalators. #BART http://t.co/Z4DN6xPO3E
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May 10, 2013 5:23 PM
RT @twitter: Friendly reminder: Mother’s Day is Sunday. Take a moment for our public service announcement on #moms: https://t.co/rcvXA6TKPX
May 10, 2013 3:04 PM
@mrp @munidiaries Is @sfmta_muni's latest idea to improve schedule adherence to not actually stop when letting passengers off the bus?
May 10, 2013 12:28 AM
Barrel tasting with @rno and @HiveTheory at Flora Springs. https://t.co/8sowYou9u5
May 10, 2013 12:28 AM
Flora Springs #napa https://t.co/sJLSERB3YW
May 9, 2013 8:18 PM
Grgich Hills winery. #offsite #napa https://t.co/nvqmHEBjSb
May 9, 2013 3:22 PM
RT @twbootstrap: Heads up on v3 change: we're dropping our typeahead for @twitter's typeahead.js. Relevant commit: https://t.co/3PpUvl7J12
May 9, 2013 5:42 AM
@salamandraa No worries! It a happens all the time. Just worried your buddy was missing out on a lively conversation. Cheers!
May 9, 2013 5:10 AM
@nickmuldoon @Powells is awesome! Btw, for sci-fi: Vernor Vinge is a must: "A Deepness in the Sky" or "A Fire Upon the Deep" #singularity
May 9, 2013 4:31 AM
@salamandraa @barturro @jorgeont @carlosthom Hey @igb_ looks like you are missing out on a conversation. :-)
May 9, 2013 4:06 AM
@jhamlett I don't know...based on the last game, I'd say that the Warriors already have choking covered.
May 9, 2013 3:58 AM
I'm not sure I can do this again. #warriors #spurs
May 9, 2013 3:25 AM
@nickmuldoon @HiveTheory re: @GreatDismal I'd recommend the "Blue Ant" trilogy. Those books remain among my all time faves. #bigend
May 9, 2013 3:23 AM
@nickmuldoon @HiveTheory While entertaining, @erniecline's "Ready Player One" was too long on nostalgia/short on ideas for my taste. #YMMV
May 9, 2013 2:33 AM
RT @cmort: A toast to @dutchdoorpress http://t.co/0cY2m9hB33
May 9, 2013 1:47 AM
@onejli @pashk There can only be onejli. #highlander
May 9, 2013 1:33 AM
@pashk was that really via a different "J Li" then @onejli?
May 9, 2013 1:30 AM
Digging the @TwitterMusic "Suggested" queue. #NowPlaying @Yuckband - Get Away ♪ https://t.co/ADyoK9ctKc
May 9, 2013 1:26 AM
@pashk @jli GlenPark represent! #bling
May 8, 2013 7:20 PM
Brats, battered chees curds, and french fries for Twitter lunch today. #onwisconsin http://t.co/Roy2aX0WQs
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May 8, 2013 4:04 AM
@solarce @jmhodges ahem... ASOIAF
May 8, 2013 3:57 AM
Haskell's newest fan may help accelerate adoption: https://t.co/ChApINEgds (I still think Erlang is the FP "gateway drug" of choice)
May 7, 2013 6:27 PM
@TC5 seems strange, but have learned more about company via @tweetfeet then NHO. Social events/clubs are great way to learn info key to job.
May 7, 2013 6:24 PM
@TC5 Surprised at how much I have to learn. Turning instinct into practice...developing mgmt technique/patterns. Using same lang. as peers.
May 7, 2013 6:13 PM
@TC5 good to have someone outside of the team (or org) provide feedback on manager's communication style and effectiveness once in a while.
May 7, 2013 5:04 AM
RT @PTI: You win this time, shrieking lady Spurs fan. #handdownmandown
May 7, 2013 5:03 AM
Sigh. Incredible game, despite the outcome. Say what you will, that win was well earned. And a hell of a thing to watch. #warriors #spurs
May 7, 2013 4:56 AM
#bazemore
May 7, 2013 4:15 AM
@burritojustice @KarlTheFog @SFBulls There's a Bullfogs joke somewhere in there.
May 7, 2013 4:13 AM
Had discussion with @pio and @selvin about PhotoShop and "piracy marketing" today, unaware Adobe was getting stupid: http://t.co/c5B7wWldhk
May 7, 2013 3:42 AM
RT @kgutteridge: Thank you Facebook for xctool https://t.co/GqFTCfPeNg replacement for xcodebuild #fbmobile
May 7, 2013 1:10 AM
Hey @chorankates, you are interent famous now: https://t.co/Fx3IB5AvXi (Way to sell the hybrid model!)
May 6, 2013 4:59 AM
The mini-ramp at @SFJazz. #visual #sound https://t.co/AZtF40TvYL
May 6, 2013 4:59 AM
Serious mini ramp skills on display at @SFJazz. https://t.co/BDm4MILav9
May 6, 2013 1:44 AM
Warm night. Glass of wine with @pgarg in Hayes Valley before the Jason Moran jazz/skateboarding show @SFJazz. http://t.co/RyuBfPBD7l
May 5, 2013 6:10 PM
Pleasanton Half Marathon: 13.1mi run with a pace of 8'08" http://t.co/8sil29U3oC #flat : http://t.co/3yJeuYTIBm
May 5, 2013 4:07 PM
Pleasanton half marathon with @pgarg. https://t.co/wQdIKTNbOt
May 5, 2013 6:22 AM
Fantastic commencement speech at UMich by Twitter CEO @dickc http://t.co/FPF1pmPruv Bonus anecdote at start of Wisco beating Mich #GoBadgers
May 5, 2013 1:00 AM
Just watched @rustyrockets name check Ludwig Wittgenstein at Twitter HQ. http://t.co/mzACNZ0XQU
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May 5, 2013 12:49 AM
RT @rustyrockets: I am going to twitter HQ. I am going to tweet while inside. This will cause a glitch in the matrix and was predicted in R…
May 4, 2013 11:46 PM
RT @rustyrockets: On my way to SF to twitter HQ to fool around. Then meditating at a school with @DAVID_LYNCH it's going to be strange. #re…
May 4, 2013 8:33 PM
Fascinating program on high frequency trading on this week's @Radiolab #HFT #latency
May 4, 2013 2:29 AM
RT @dutchdoorpress: Read our guest post on the Chronicle Books Art & Design blog from today!! http://t.co/v4x0kgKAyY
May 4, 2013 1:40 AM
@chfry: the best part is @mrp in the front row channeling his inner Jedi knight and rocking an imaginary light saber.
May 4, 2013 1:18 AM
Our super talented friends at @dutchdoorpress just released their new book: "Birds & Blooms of the 50 States" http://t.co/VpiSzEOjan
May 3, 2013 5:48 PM
Showing @selvin the awesome power of Twitter #music. #NowPlaying @superchunk - This Summer ♪ https://t.co/N3ndBd6CRW
May 3, 2013 2:37 PM
@Built_2_Spill who were the "extra" guitarists playing in the crowd during the encore at the SF show on 4/28? Great song to close with!
May 2, 2013 5:34 AM
I could only watch the first 5 minutes of this before I had to go punch everything: http://t.co/gAZ4FR7UdS Time to shut down the internet.
May 1, 2013 5:26 AM
RT @mrp: Defend and Respect the User's Voice: @Twitter receives highest rating by the Electronic Frontier Foundation (@EFF). https://t.co/Y…
May 1, 2013 4:11 AM
RT @alexferrara: Mac Twitter app with Retina support is such a nice improvement