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Apr 30, 2015 9:23 PM
If this Twitter gig doesn't pan out it seems there's still time to move into digital propheteering. #HowOldRobot http://t.co/6gnT1sLhK7
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Apr 30, 2015 9:12 PM
Fools! Can't you see that #HowOldRobot is simply the 1st phase of @Microsoft's evil plan? 1. Get *all* the selfies! 2. @bing "translate" 3.
Apr 30, 2015 9:03 PM
"Putting aside the fact that Google Translate can turn a bland press release into amazing poetry, consider the facts" http://t.co/gSaR096rOR
Apr 30, 2015 8:36 PM
RT @ferretthimself: Particle man Particle man Sung to the tune of Spider-Man Sing it through Only once Miss the cognitive dissonance
Apr 30, 2015 3:48 PM
@dknightly Mt. Sutro?
Apr 30, 2015 3:22 PM
@njm "Oi, how 'bout we just shave a koala an call it a 'dirigidoo' or an 'arvo' or, yeah, get this a 'wombat'"? "Too right!"
Apr 30, 2015 2:37 AM
Not what I was expecting. http://t.co/RQ3t2VEkiT
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Apr 30, 2015 1:41 AM
TIL: owl cafés are a thing and they are probably a bad idea. http://t.co/i57e03qnbd
Apr 29, 2015 8:50 PM
Great to have @GGAudubon at the @twoffice today to discuss the ornithological origins of our conference room names. http://t.co/rqynNldw7p
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Apr 29, 2015 7:50 PM
RT @business: BREAKING: Salesforce working with bankers to field takeover inquiries, sources say http://t.co/8mIYa2lyb3
Apr 29, 2015 5:25 PM
@towns you are making progress
Apr 29, 2015 3:24 PM
@sippey s/"M.C. Escher-esque"/"Monument Valley-esque"
Apr 29, 2015 2:58 PM
@lindaruthless time for me to dust off my copy of CMOS...need to up my punctuation game
Apr 29, 2015 2:55 PM
@lindaruthless you already knew what a pilcrow was I'd bet. Pubs FTW!
Apr 29, 2015 2:52 PM
TIL: the ¶ symbol is called a "pilcrow" http://t.co/aYendWrRIh (HT @ftrain)
Apr 29, 2015 6:11 AM
@CSNAuthentic @JeremySF ugh
Apr 29, 2015 3:14 AM
@mrdo that's actually not a bad idea
Apr 29, 2015 3:12 AM
@jimio :-(
Apr 27, 2015 9:57 PM
@heyjoshua @wickman @seldo I'm only at 17,535 unread...pretty sure most of those are from @trichris. http://t.co/kkDc4ZiVxB
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Apr 27, 2015 2:45 PM
RT @LeylaGulenABC7: #BREAKING #BART #SF: Reports of smoke coming from tracks or train at Mission & 16th...details to come. #abc7getup #wher…
Apr 27, 2015 3:52 AM
RT @JohnLegere: Calls & texts to/from Nepal yesterday will be credited on Int’l plans. Our hearts are with the people of Nepal and their lo…
Apr 27, 2015 2:36 AM
@shatil you can expense a hardcopy if you want https://t.co/U5iLc9Ho71 https://t.co/U5iLc9Ho71
Apr 27, 2015 2:32 AM
@chee1bot https://t.co/0pKYyZPd2h
Apr 26, 2015 11:39 PM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Hillary Clinton reading off the names of the potential republican presidential candidates like Arya Stark reciting her l…
Apr 26, 2015 11:22 PM
This week's @NYTmag is a fantastic take on urban planning and walkable cities. If it was a book I'd buy it. https://t.co/ZpO2MQ4L12
Apr 26, 2015 6:37 PM
Hanging out at the Glen Park Festival. http://t.co/2PdEK5oBga
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Apr 26, 2015 6:01 PM
RT @techreview: How Tech Companies Are Shaped By Programming Languages http://t.co/wKQAUkYLTT
Apr 26, 2015 4:31 PM
Slow morning. http://t.co/4eQ5fCQxm4
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Apr 26, 2015 1:25 AM
Happy 5th anniversary @pgarg! I'd do it all over again in a heartbeat. http://t.co/ERYQ4rmVJB
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Apr 25, 2015 8:38 PM
@CurryUpNow sorry, I was pretty high when I phoned in my order...is it too late to cancel?
Apr 25, 2015 8:37 PM
@davemangot still waiting for v1.0 of MangotDB
Apr 25, 2015 8:27 PM
@NuttySwiss http://t.co/LzwtX33pCm
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Apr 25, 2015 8:19 PM
HTTP/1.1 451 Unavailable For Legal Reasons http://t.co/r4LZXgqzAu
Apr 25, 2015 7:40 PM
New wall art from an old @FrenchPaperCo sample I've been thinking about for years. #shelfie http://t.co/xeUfvcF0bL
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Apr 25, 2015 6:48 PM
@sheurich The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us to bring her home from the hospital.
Apr 25, 2015 3:49 PM
The Usual Suspects http://t.co/madsoPJDVt
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Apr 25, 2015 3:31 PM
@pomvr @TahoeSouth more snow in April then the rest of the season!
Apr 25, 2015 7:35 AM
RT @kawaljit: This is the fault line across India/Nepal and Pakistan #earthquake http://t.co/ixfd94UPdg
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Apr 24, 2015 5:07 AM
RT @janetvh: Salesforce CEO Takes Radical Step To Pay Men And Women Equally http://t.co/yn5qj88HaG
Apr 24, 2015 4:16 AM
@chorankates is that the @HendricksGin dirigible?! http://t.co/PKmOD8zJtW
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Apr 24, 2015 4:10 AM
@spaceriker FFS don't take pics with your phone while driving!
Apr 24, 2015 4:01 AM
@spaceriker FFS don't tweet and drive!
Apr 24, 2015 3:59 AM
@krismerrill it's like arches are your enemy...your, uh, arch-enemy...sorry...I'll show myself out.
Apr 24, 2015 12:53 AM
@thecat2643 @Postmates Hey Felix...great meeting you on the @SFBART elevator! Stoked you got to see @twitter HQ!
Apr 23, 2015 8:36 PM
RT @curiousoctopus: LA's abstraction line & graffiti abatement plan in @IanBesler's engrossing "June Gloom Gray" http://t.co/Tu4PiiXoh3 htt…
Apr 23, 2015 8:00 PM
When someone's comment on a doc or email is simply "noted" it's semantically equivalent to this. /cc @spaceriker http://t.co/1G6cbodXDx
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Apr 23, 2015 5:30 PM
RT @risd: Mac Premo [95 FAV] @macpremo is on a mission to make skateboards out of trash: http://t.co/OhoydMosaj http://t.co/hG7H9XuFyz
Apr 23, 2015 6:22 AM
RT @mccv: This whole food labeling policy document from the USDA reads like a *ebooks account http://t.co/zXkZAAACWz
Apr 23, 2015 6:21 AM
@dhelder @mccv "FRESH THURINGER: Not an acceptable name"
Apr 23, 2015 5:29 AM
@esm sneezed while looking up emoji and sent a blank tweet...also, could not find an emoji that was metal enough
Apr 23, 2015 5:17 AM
@esm
Apr 23, 2015 4:46 AM
RT @ScottWesterfeld: Plot idea: 97% of the world's scientists contrive an environmental crisis, but are exposed by a plucky band of billion…
Apr 23, 2015 4:41 AM
RT @GR_comics: VOLCANO. Calbuco, Chile #now (via @biobio) http://t.co/XIFnGqRP4S
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Apr 23, 2015 4:38 AM
RT @Adriansweather: Another absolutely incredible image from the volcano eruption in Chile via @lopezdoriga http://t.co/OwWzLztRjS
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Apr 23, 2015 4:02 AM
RT @RYOTnews: Crazy video out of the Chile volcano eruption. http://t.co/0azd0XdQlR
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Apr 23, 2015 3:38 AM
Theory: the infant pajama industry markets snap-button pajamas only as a sales-driver of zippered pajamas.
Apr 23, 2015 2:45 AM
RT @Stammy: Starting a Pixar-taught animation class held at Twitter. ☺ http://t.co/Xx39ef5kd1
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Apr 23, 2015 2:45 AM
RT @cra: nice to be at the Bay Area Mesos meet up tonight and see Apple announce that Siri is powered by @ApacheMesos http://t.co/kEphLs7Rfk
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Apr 23, 2015 1:46 AM
Few things as disappointing as finding out that your new Twitter notification is because somebody added you to a list.
Apr 22, 2015 11:13 PM
@phoe6 @01 @amolweb sigh
Apr 22, 2015 11:02 PM
@01 /cc @phoe6 @amolweb
Apr 22, 2015 5:25 PM
Now it's cruising around Civic Center harvesting MRSA or something. http://t.co/pGx2wknkTw
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Apr 22, 2015 5:23 PM
Dude just drove some kind of @SFBART zamboni onto the train at 16th and Mission. http://t.co/BK7D0dpzlD
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Apr 21, 2015 5:20 AM
@NightBeatTV: I totally thought the @bluebottleroast/@tartinebakery merger was a joke.
Apr 21, 2015 4:58 AM
RT @Built_2_Spill: #UntetheredMoon is now available. iTunes- http://t.co/oeksLPnuRG Official Store- http://t.co/VnTquBAKRN http://t.co/CvNw…
Apr 20, 2015 7:49 PM
"infovis in things" http://t.co/CjJY4TC2FY
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Apr 20, 2015 5:12 PM
Once again @bing nails it. http://t.co/G8D9zxkkTc
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Apr 20, 2015 5:06 PM
@heyjoshua @picomatt @amolweb ποταμοῖσι τοῖσιν αὐτοῖσιν ἐμβαίνουσιν, ἕτερα καὶ ἕτερα ὕδατα ἐπιρρεῖ.
Apr 20, 2015 4:47 PM
@jeffrizzo that is a deprivation of a scale comparable to that of the Donner party. *shudder*
Apr 20, 2015 2:56 PM
@slyphon http://t.co/4UJ9xoFAsU
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Apr 19, 2015 11:25 PM
@jayholler convert to ascii and make it your sig instead
Apr 19, 2015 8:55 PM
@reecemarkowsky is that you in the front? \m/
Apr 19, 2015 7:05 PM
I ❤ #Erlang's binary pattern matching.
Apr 19, 2015 7:03 PM
<<Op,HType,HLen,Hops,XID:32,Secs:16,Flags:16,CIAddr:32,YIAddr:32,SIAddr:32,GIAddr:32,CHAddr:64,SName:512,File:1024,Options/binary>>=DHCPMsg
Apr 19, 2015 5:08 PM
@CGregoryBrown FYI http://t.co/SbgG5fAdsq
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Apr 19, 2015 5:22 AM
.@benj_fry srsly tho, process weight and value is a function of team and frontline manager, not the organization or company
Apr 19, 2015 5:20 AM
@benj_fry "Agile" != "ADM" #fosset :-) http://t.co/dfOpMzXbmm
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Apr 19, 2015 4:19 AM
Deming was Agile before Agile was cool. Agile is still cool, right? http://t.co/Vm9gIfmy2t
Apr 19, 2015 4:04 AM
@slyphon @peterseibel @marius @_dth you had a good run
Apr 19, 2015 4:01 AM
@slyphon @peterseibel @marius @_dth all white guys over 40 look the same http://t.co/FPAE3S3Vba
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Apr 19, 2015 3:56 AM
@peterseibel @marius @slyphon @_dth s/Demming/Deming http://t.co/O9vNvReWPA
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Apr 18, 2015 5:31 PM
TIL: "Connare decided to create Comic Sans based on the lettering style of 'The Dark Knight Returns' and 'Watchmen'" http://t.co/e86zfoeZ1x
Apr 18, 2015 5:16 PM
Hoping #BatmanvSuperman is just the final fight scene in "The Dark Night Returns". http://t.co/k7tm8PnK5x
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Apr 18, 2015 4:35 AM
California Über Alles http://t.co/IIpTQ65NNd
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Apr 18, 2015 4:25 AM
@JeremySF @SFGiants @wm looks like @olix0r is there as well /cc @Athletics
Apr 18, 2015 4:17 AM
@gmacisme http://t.co/2dRfQAZNzX
Apr 17, 2015 4:44 AM
@Burberry paging @pgarg
Apr 16, 2015 10:43 PM
@alexmk you hosting? right on!
Apr 16, 2015 4:42 PM
RT @burritojustice: seriously though it is simply amazing that Glen Canyon is in the middle of San Francisco http://t.co/ljTtpwrK4V
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Apr 16, 2015 4:35 PM
It's comforting to see that estimation is as broken in civil engineering as it is in software engineering. http://t.co/YpjQR7MzSD
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Apr 16, 2015 3:24 PM
RT @HermanMiller: Stacked Up. #Eames lounge shells awaiting stuffing (c. 1985) #shellspotting #tbt http://t.co/ZMtt0LLVEO
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Apr 16, 2015 6:27 AM
@cmort airs a method at @squawalpine on the spring side of Easter weekend. http://t.co/cmk4eD8ADp
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Apr 16, 2015 5:58 AM
@j_grand always tired of those
Apr 16, 2015 5:56 AM
@j_grand everything ok?
Apr 16, 2015 2:40 AM
RT @Pinboard: If only there were some hack by which the obscene wealth in California could be tapped to provide better public services and …
Apr 16, 2015 2:05 AM
@jayholler @SFBART everyday on the way home from daycare :-( it's never been that bad before though *shudders*
Apr 16, 2015 1:28 AM
@picomatt @SFBART wish this one had been out of order...needs to be some sort of olfactory kill switch on those things.
Apr 16, 2015 1:13 AM
That @SFBART elevator was intense. Think I'm gonna have to burn these clothes.
Apr 16, 2015 12:56 AM
@gln that's a fucked up thing to do. :-(
Apr 15, 2015 4:55 AM
Finally @Flickr!!! Been waiting *forever* for this to make the web UX tolerable. Anyway, thanks for fixing this! http://t.co/Rg8gESVWlk
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Apr 14, 2015 8:26 PM
.@nprscottsimon stopped by the @twoffice to talk about Twitter, his new book, and Graham Greene and John LeCarré. http://t.co/ls0TyU9KGB
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Apr 14, 2015 4:50 PM
RT @gillianwelch: Happy Ruination Day #RuinationDay https://t.co/Qp6YeJxbI5
Apr 14, 2015 4:34 PM
RT @treykerby: This, my friends, is a really good Bulls shirt: http://t.co/JtwFyhUxUZ http://t.co/rWBPj3OQNT
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Apr 14, 2015 4:04 PM
RT @WhiteHouse: It's 2015. Women should earn the same pay as men for doing the same work. Period. #EqualPayDay http://t.co/CishGOr942
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Apr 13, 2015 3:59 AM
I've logged 1,500 miles since I started tracking runs with @NikeRunning's iOS app. http://t.co/nGhJOBzZDD
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Apr 13, 2015 3:45 AM
RT @StartupLJackson: Remember, the first logo is often pretty bad. http://t.co/p3MXnHQqhK
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Apr 12, 2015 11:53 PM
@driveawedge https://t.co/nMwqDsJewp
Apr 12, 2015 6:36 PM
RT @Julie188: Yes, Salesforce's Marc Benioff is related to Game of Thrones creator David Benioff (CRM) http://t.co/x8ni08RTcm
Apr 12, 2015 4:52 PM
Presidio 10k! I just ran 6.24 mi with Nike+. http://t.co/ImvgDf2zNU #nikeplus
Apr 12, 2015 6:00 AM
Dads gonna dad. http://t.co/rIXzRbwvcg
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Apr 12, 2015 5:54 AM
@gln @shinypb shout out to @junkyardmessiah for "WFT" https://t.co/3WKqDCRoWu
Apr 12, 2015 4:37 AM
RT @bcrypt: A: because it disrupts the logical flow of conversation Q: why is top-posting a terrible, satanic practice?
Apr 12, 2015 4:35 AM
@cs_marshall @AahnaBrown nice for @gargvik...the rest of us out here in Plebeland are paying retail for the non-Edition models. :-)
Apr 12, 2015 4:26 AM
@cs_marshall @AahnaBrown yep, my brother-in-law @gargvik is an EE at Apple...did the force touch feature on the watch. #proud
Apr 12, 2015 4:19 AM
Getting @AahnaBrown started on the Apple Watch early thanks to uncle @gargvik. http://t.co/izV5YFhQjT
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Apr 12, 2015 2:49 AM
@CGregoryBrown @gargvik https://t.co/p6k2wG8OAB
Apr 11, 2015 9:14 PM
Signed up for 10k with @pgarg at the last minute and got single digit bibs. @CGregoryBrown signed up weeks ago: #1565 http://t.co/D3jfjZBmdc
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Apr 11, 2015 4:59 AM
More soap opera than space opera, the series ends on a high note compared to the first two installments. #bostrom http://t.co/UBG0tJGfuy
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Apr 11, 2015 4:22 AM
Hey, check out my super talented neighbor @silvermule and his awesome collage work on @AdobeInspire: http://t.co/aC9k6J2pyy
Apr 11, 2015 4:18 AM
@jhamlett https://t.co/RbvMSbiJHL
Apr 11, 2015 4:03 AM
@jem_nz @twitter best of luck!!!
Apr 10, 2015 11:51 PM
TIL: you can set play order in Apple Podcast app from "Oldest to Newest" (h/t @heyjoshua) Why isn't this the default? http://t.co/2jOt2WApHC
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Apr 10, 2015 9:03 PM
RT @skamille: Talk to me about the implications of Conway's Law on Monorepos, if any.
Apr 10, 2015 5:33 PM
RT @SuperheroTexts: If anyone has a better description than “baton-rope thing” we’re all ears. #Daredevil http://t.co/EHLYbgfC4h http://t.c…
Apr 10, 2015 5:25 PM
Little libraries taken to the next level? The #mspbookmark prototype at Market and 9th. #msp http://t.co/ppToYYcZND
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Apr 10, 2015 5:05 PM
@waferbaby for a second I thought this was a @__koyaanisqatsi tweet.
Apr 10, 2015 5:03 PM
@egd possibly...what color is the sky above the port?
Apr 10, 2015 6:12 AM
@shinypb @MargaretAtwood start here to find out :-) http://t.co/QTqQi2A1LE
Apr 10, 2015 6:08 AM
An inevitable end to a wonderful trilogy. http://t.co/UHjVHCB5XA
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Apr 10, 2015 4:23 AM
@shatil on the plus side: socialized medicine
Apr 10, 2015 4:22 AM
@shatil ouch!
Apr 10, 2015 3:44 AM
RT @CGregoryBrown: So I ask, having read a multitude of favorable reviews of Apple watch, who of the writers need to wear reading glasses t…
Apr 10, 2015 3:17 AM
RT @cabel: I've always wondered: why do they have to take the Apple Store DOWN to roll out major new product? Any web geniuses have a theor…
Apr 10, 2015 3:13 AM
Locomotion level up. http://t.co/f5JbSfwDl8
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Apr 10, 2015 2:18 AM
@rort @AahnaBrown nope, she might as well get used to it.
Apr 10, 2015 12:44 AM
Baby's first parking ticket. http://t.co/NlzLNAKYuz
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Apr 9, 2015 10:13 PM
@krismerrill managers need unit tests more than anyone :-)
Apr 9, 2015 9:41 PM
I ♥ unit tests.
Apr 9, 2015 6:03 PM
@lizwiggi cc @StellaMcCartney
Apr 9, 2015 3:19 PM
RT @cra: "Announcing Git Large File Storage (LFS)" via @github https://t.co/Q7w22joFcm
Apr 9, 2015 4:13 AM
@shatil @NuttySwiss @Yasumoto if you want experience Canadian snowboarding I highly recommend @baldfacelodge http://t.co/QkYFCxcg0a
Apr 9, 2015 3:37 AM
Current #DTG status: http://t.co/DaLcy9MKOl
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Apr 9, 2015 3:34 AM
@birdfeeder thx for DTG! Makes it way easier for parents to get a decent dinner in after work, pickup from daycare, kid feeding and bedtime.
Apr 9, 2015 3:29 AM
@shatil :-(
Apr 9, 2015 3:16 AM
@kenkrogue love the "Silicon Slopes" nickname. You coin that? First time I've ever heard it.
Apr 9, 2015 2:48 AM
@psharpe @salesforce as I said to @satanjeev, people hate working with *other people's* Perl code...it's an important qualification :-)
Apr 9, 2015 2:35 AM
@ShitRoachWikis also ironic given the Python sketch (mentioned in article) about "The Funniest Joke in the World" and @JohnCleese's role
Apr 9, 2015 2:33 AM
@ShitRoachWikis "A Fish Called Wanda" *is* a damn funny movie.
Apr 9, 2015 2:14 AM
@EAEO s/beach bonfire/oil drum fire/
Apr 9, 2015 1:43 AM
@waferbaby you don't use "Other"?
Apr 9, 2015 1:42 AM
@satanjeev yeah, that should be qualified to "Other People's Perl"
Apr 9, 2015 12:01 AM
Ouch...@salesforce leading the "Most Dreaded" tools category (beating out VB and SharePoint!) http://t.co/7BOF0IaXKJ http://t.co/lsXufBgL0d
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Apr 8, 2015 9:18 PM
RT @feltron: PhotoViz: My recent Webstock presentation on the intersection of data visualization and photography: http://t.co/esh2IOVyvy
Apr 8, 2015 3:17 PM
http://t.co/CMVgfzwnG1
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Apr 7, 2015 9:55 PM
My fave feature of Google Calendar is how it alerts me to the number of browser tabs with an open Calendar 10 minutes before each meeting.
Apr 7, 2015 3:34 AM
That @laettnerbball @30for30 doc had *almost* convinced me that @Duke_MBB wasn't the worst thing ever.
Apr 7, 2015 3:32 AM
RT @NateSilver538: How America feels about that basketball game, in one chart. http://t.co/bpeW1DjDKH
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Apr 7, 2015 3:23 AM
RT @UWMadison: Heartbreak 💔
Apr 7, 2015 3:22 AM
:-(
Apr 7, 2015 1:54 AM
RT @UWMadison: It was hard work, but we’ve converted @laettnerbball, @DukeU @DukeMBB (H/T @Dabrandonwarman) #badgers http://t.co/HsKnnjEQKb
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Apr 7, 2015 1:14 AM
Let's do this! #OnWisconsin http://t.co/BzFFL0Sb2v
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Apr 7, 2015 1:13 AM
RT @nickweaver: Let's go public education!
Apr 5, 2015 4:36 AM
RT @harrymccracken: HyperCard is, I think, one of the single greatest pieces of software that did not itself change everything. http://t.co…
Apr 5, 2015 3:28 AM
I'm pretty much gonna fave anything with a #badgers or #OnWisconsin hashtag tonight. http://t.co/O0YSVwcb0h
Apr 5, 2015 3:21 AM
@alexmk Hah! Seriously? That is awesome.
Apr 5, 2015 3:18 AM
@5aunders Great game. Great teams.
Apr 5, 2015 3:16 AM
Amazing. Another 40 minutes. #OnWisconsin
Apr 5, 2015 3:15 AM
RT @UWMadison: I BELIEVE http://t.co/ThzHSIdAVR
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Apr 5, 2015 3:13 AM
RT @sportspickle: Sorry, but I can't support Wisconsin winning with their four-and-done system.
Apr 5, 2015 3:11 AM
@dickc #OnWisconsin
Apr 5, 2015 1:03 AM
#OnWisconsin http://t.co/dtY6VauGhO
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Apr 4, 2015 10:45 PM
No more snow in Tahoe, no more water for California. http://t.co/kW7eEEhrNz
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Apr 4, 2015 10:14 PM
@jeffrizzo Jesus...that thing has a spine!
Apr 4, 2015 9:04 PM
LIVE on #Periscope: Squaw sans snow. https://t.co/mpqMlx8UMn
Apr 4, 2015 3:06 PM
RT @MatthewLuhn: Jeffrey's Toys, one of the last toy stores in SF, owned by my family for over 80 years will be closing this month :( http:…
Apr 3, 2015 3:47 PM
RT @LaBoiteVerte: Le premier hyperlapse en 1995 http://t.co/0aK8vhLhTS http://t.co/F2fdKh0Vls
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Apr 3, 2015 7:03 AM
@altosadventure though I love the game...great job overall...just make that icon a more obvious button
Apr 3, 2015 7:01 AM
@altosadventure did not know the wingsuit icon was a button...took a @google search to find tweets about it to get past level 32 #uxfail
Apr 3, 2015 5:48 AM
@jem_nz seriously. it's one of my recurring airplane phobias thanks to a book I read cataloging in-flight accidents https://t.co/oUxCAGEsSJ
Apr 3, 2015 5:31 AM
@jem_nz hope they remembered to take the masking tape off of the pitot tubes. http://t.co/kw1LQjXKHV
Apr 3, 2015 5:25 AM
@VeronicaDLCruz @NightBeatTV nope
Apr 3, 2015 5:04 AM
@fundou it took me 40 years to come up with that one
Apr 3, 2015 4:59 AM
@gmacisme /quitquitquit
Apr 3, 2015 12:07 AM
"There is no Cheetos button. No Oreos button. No Knausgaard button." http://t.co/qVSY5czAZy
Apr 2, 2015 3:34 PM
RT @anildash: Being 39 years old, the thing I appreciate most about George W. Bush is he set the precedent that anything you do before 40 d…
Apr 2, 2015 3:13 PM
In the midway of this our mortal life, I found me in a gloomy wood, astray, so I made some breakfast burritos. http://t.co/8imSlAKzcb
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Apr 2, 2015 4:02 AM
@kevino @benj_fry works for me...see you at noon?
Apr 1, 2015 9:04 PM
RT @alexmk: This isn't how April Fool's works, Scott. http://t.co/P1SgIJCNTn
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Apr 1, 2015 6:34 PM
RT @Pinboard: For April Fool’s I like to remind everyone that the coding effort expended on Google pranks would have kept Google Reader ali…
Apr 1, 2015 5:33 PM
@benj_fry @twitter cool, let me know what day (other than Monday) works for you.
Apr 1, 2015 5:26 PM
@benj_fry lunch at @twitter?
Apr 1, 2015 5:21 AM
@seb_m @dickc there are tarantulas in Glen Park so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ http://t.co/DipeoeI7ge