September 2015 (272 tweets)

• Sep 30, 2015 5:59 PMMarked improvement in staff meeting attendance this week. http://t.co/r1RXOn7iol 📷
• Sep 30, 2015 6:09 AM@HiveTheory @tc @cayley @antolnar @DevProd @squarecog @pantsbuild ok that counts
• Sep 30, 2015 6:08 AM@HiveTheory @tc @cayley @antolnar @DevProd @squarecog Whales or Robots or GTFO :-)
• Sep 30, 2015 6:07 AM@HiveTheory @tc @cayley @antolnar @DevProd @squarecog nah, @pantsbuild never caused a SEV0
• Sep 30, 2015 6:04 AM@HiveTheory @tc @cayley actually @antolnar and I will be recounting a @DevProd War Story on Friday along with @squarecog's ancient yarn.
• Sep 30, 2015 5:51 AM14 Across
• Sep 30, 2015 4:32 AMRT @UWMadison: Our thoughts are with you, former Chancellor Shalala. http://t.co/9pkkn46zDC
• Sep 30, 2015 4:29 AM@steadycraig talk about sing-along songs...that one's near the top of the list
• Sep 30, 2015 2:16 AMGalactic sunset over Glen Park this evening. #nofilter http://t.co/3cNS66RHhp 📷
• Sep 29, 2015 7:32 PMPants failure required immediate failover to a GAP store. http://t.co/L4TyCKk7IF 📷
• Sep 29, 2015 7:02 PMRT @mikeloukides: Remote employees are the canary in the coal line. Poor communications affects them first. John O’Duinn #cultivatecon
• Sep 29, 2015 3:26 PM@shatil @mokomull seems like a lot of space but it's so worth it. With this latest version of Keynote my presentations are fucking amazing.
• Sep 29, 2015 2:27 PMRT @cra: "...Microsoft will announce the new Azure Container Service... powered by open source components from @ApacheMesos" https://t.co/z…
• Sep 29, 2015 2:27 PM@gln congrats!
• Sep 29, 2015 3:13 AM@AnchorSpirits Loved the original version too, but this is quite nice. Who did the design? Local SF/Bay Area firm or designer?
• Sep 29, 2015 3:05 AMNice refresh on @AnchorSpirits's Junipero Gin label design. Maybe @Pontifex should canonize *this* Junipero instead? http://t.co/4FtrXJAQLg 📷
• Sep 29, 2015 1:21 AMKeeping @SFBART running *is* hard. I'm sure it's more complicated than I imagine. But the self-inflicted fail of 24th St trains is dumb.
• Sep 28, 2015 3:52 PM@SAI @CarlaMays @msuster http://t.co/RhULmQXU7R 📷
• Sep 28, 2015 3:42 AMRT @tenderlove: I never stir anything I put in this mug because I know it'll be eventually consistent. http://t.co/7cQpOzdTK4 📷
• Sep 28, 2015 3:42 AMBedtime stories. http://t.co/BiRPdSK6y1 📷
• Sep 28, 2015 3:14 AM@njm http://t.co/kBZgTQP0pI 📷
• Sep 28, 2015 12:35 AM@paul_c_nichols protest against the pending canonization of Junipero-Serra by @Pontifex https://t.co/zZkFVz10B2
• Sep 28, 2015 12:32 AMRemains of yesterday's block party provides an apt metaphor for the inevitable bursting of our current tech bubble. http://t.co/Hrerihmfge 📷
• Sep 28, 2015 12:03 AMWe're getting there. http://t.co/H2iwTLpGqN 🎥
• Sep 27, 2015 5:26 PMRT @ftrain: hacker news is pretty sure twitter should only need like 100 engineers max https://t.co/DbaAqgp2tV
• Sep 27, 2015 3:02 AM@greenberg I keep telling people that this is why I can't go see it. "Up" was such a great movie but that intro was instant waterworks.
• Sep 27, 2015 3:00 AMRT @greenberg: Finally saw "Inside Out." Emotionally it was like the first five minutes of "Up" turned into a feature-length film.
• Sep 27, 2015 2:57 AMCurrent urban campfire status. http://t.co/Z43hgJToHn 📷
• Sep 26, 2015 10:22 PMRT @Holger: Annual Surrey Street Blocktoberfest! (@ The Stoop in San Francisco, CA w/ @thatlarryrosen) https://t.co/rB7PNsm7fs http://t.co/…
• Sep 26, 2015 9:32 PMAnnual Surrey St. Block Party! http://t.co/Y0Xjuvhkvg 📷
• Sep 26, 2015 4:51 PMOut-of-shape run in the canyon this AM. http://t.co/Wee1v41zsr 📷
• Sep 26, 2015 5:55 AMthanks to @morgan_e_ and @recompilermag I now know that "broken" unicode is called "Zalgo" or "Z̖̉ͪ̆a̤̺̮̅̿ͧ̍ͣl͈͔̫̬̱̣̣g̗͎̬̞͖̈̒́ǒ͕̥̰͔̩̣͈" text
• Sep 26, 2015 3:16 AMRT @Scott_Wiener: Looks like #LaBoulange is coming back in a slightly different form in #NoeValley and elsewhere. Great news. http://t.co/Y…
• Sep 25, 2015 7:32 PMRT @shaft: Maybe one of the most insightful articles on #diversityintech @waynesutton @web http://t.co/l9ZgcoCCGU
• Sep 25, 2015 3:49 PMRT @kbeninato: Boehner is resigning. He probably listened to the Pope, looked around Congress and thought I've got to get the hell out of h…
• Sep 25, 2015 12:41 PMRT @joshu: Scifi idea: deep-space hypercomputer awakened, spends a few millennia applying eons of missed security updates and drivers.
• Sep 25, 2015 12:39 PMRT @cproppe: Van Gogh Sky tonight in Marin. Moon with a ring, and impressionist clouds dabbed across a sea blue night sky. http://t.co/vVqt…
• Sep 25, 2015 3:22 AM@HomeMadeGin 24 hours! Realized on my way to work that I'd forgotten to decant the gin. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Excited to try again though! :-)
• Sep 25, 2015 3:15 AMRT @KimKierkegaard: Eyebrows on fleek. This is as close as I can come to approaching the absolute.
• Sep 25, 2015 3:14 AMHomemade gin verdict is in. Overdid it on the botanicals. It's like drinking potpourri. http://t.co/gu7hqfpin1 📷
• Sep 25, 2015 2:44 AM@sm Glen Park. Same rando horrible SF school lotto but easy access to SoMa <-280/101-> Peninsula. And the canyon/park/village is amazing.
• Sep 25, 2015 2:27 AM@waferbaby I think @firepile wants replies to mean "I hate you", which seems legit.
• Sep 25, 2015 2:23 AMSummer or fall (hard to tell when you are in California) sunset. http://t.co/csohnOSM82 🎥
• Sep 25, 2015 12:30 AMDo you like the new Twitter Poll feature? RT for "yes", fave for "no".
• Sep 25, 2015 12:16 AM@olix0r our polling suggests that most people want polls
• Sep 24, 2015 10:24 PM@heyjoshua "the cat had simply grown tired of being subjected to the experiment and wandered off"
• Sep 24, 2015 9:54 PMRT @AndrewX192: Interested in working at Twitter? Come see us at #AppSecUSA @bfd @saini @endform @AndrewX192 @arkadiyt representing! http:/…
• Sep 24, 2015 9:03 PMRT @mat: How annoying will Twitter polls be when everyone gets them? [o] Very [o] Very very
• Sep 24, 2015 7:35 PM@NeinQuarterly https://t.co/WXYcGO7iph
• Sep 24, 2015 7:33 PM@melvillehouse …
• Sep 24, 2015 7:24 PMThis dichotomy?
• Sep 24, 2015 5:36 PM@mrp looks legit except for the inclusion of Illinois. No way a second-rate institution like that is producing graduates with a future in VC
• Sep 24, 2015 5:20 PMAs promised, here's the code from my talk this morning. https://t.co/TBcAu1tbBk
• Sep 24, 2015 4:29 PM@HiveTheory I'll post the slides from my talk "5 Monkeys Jumping on A Bed: Cascading Failures in Distributed Systems" shortly.
• Sep 24, 2015 4:21 PMTough audience for my presentation this AM. http://t.co/yTwYOENigT 📷
• Sep 24, 2015 2:45 PMRT @jamesiry: Food for thought: code critical to public safety and health should be inspectable, just like a building's materials http://t.…
• Sep 24, 2015 3:08 AM@gmacisme Poop in the bathtub. The emoji for "bathtub" is ambiguous vis-à-vis showers, but shower was used later. https://t.co/oKphWwGqxY
• Sep 24, 2015 2:45 AMCurrent parenting status: 💩🛁
• Sep 24, 2015 1:37 AMRT @peterseibel: OH: The best time to try to recruit people away from a company is when they’re in the middle of quarterly planning.
• Sep 23, 2015 9:30 PMSuper proud of all the great work @twitter's Cloud Infra Mgmt team has accomplished so far! (Not pictured: @cxxxs) http://t.co/rp8aIwdQ7Z 📷
• Sep 23, 2015 8:39 PMSubtle trolling by @UpshotNYT "Hosting Santa Clara on Sunday, the Steelers scored first" http://t.co/gcWJROsKEj cc: @49ers
• Sep 23, 2015 6:01 PMIs this still a thing? https://t.co/7FwbWcFS6F #gopher #twitpher
• Sep 23, 2015 5:39 PMCurrent staff mtg status. /cc: @jchmartin http://t.co/Ums7P4vvwl 📷
• Sep 23, 2015 5:25 PMThat moment when the Engineering Manager and Product Manager are so in sync they wear the same shirt to work. http://t.co/b8qmBWX8Uj 📷
• Sep 23, 2015 5:19 PMMe: "Excuse me, would you mind taking a photo of us?" Passerby: "Sure." (takes phone) Me: "No no in *landscape* mode you idiot! Jesus."
• Sep 23, 2015 2:39 PM@catsynth it's certainly the most beautiful BART station in the world.
• Sep 23, 2015 4:53 AMRT @Colossal: Neon Sunsets and Technicolor Landscapes Painted by Grant Haffner http://t.co/qg2Li8QjRe http://t.co/szWVW1hlsn 📷
• Sep 23, 2015 4:45 AMRT @StephenPiment: Why Twitter Dumped #Storm for Homegrown Real-Time Engine #Heron http://t.co/xQ6Kw9UVn7
• Sep 23, 2015 12:37 AMI rarely visit the local Glen Park watering hole. It's actually pretty chill when there isn't a @SFGiants game on. http://t.co/97vSfjXWWs 📷
• Sep 22, 2015 6:59 PMRT @nytimesarts: .@tanehisicoates to write Black Panther comic for @Marvel http://t.co/lKcL277YaU http://t.co/snUCIKwuNA 📷
• Sep 22, 2015 4:20 AMNever forget. https://t.co/lGJXkF60Wh
• Sep 22, 2015 3:04 AMCurrent DIY gin status. http://t.co/MficOu6Cb5 📷
• Sep 21, 2015 2:38 PM@jeffrizzo and if that's not really a thing then you just fall back to the "justifiable homicide" thing when the neighbors return
• Sep 21, 2015 2:37 PM@jeffrizzo well if "justifiable homicide" is a thing then maybe there's "justifiable breaking and entering"
• Sep 20, 2015 5:14 PM@BenedictEvans ESPN
• Sep 20, 2015 6:29 AMThese images of kulfi and paneer are pretty intense. We are putting up this interstitial to keep you safe. http://t.co/ApT9X8fkcz 📷
• Sep 20, 2015 6:20 AMRT @TheMichaelMoran: No. I'd never thought about it before either. http://t.co/RbWTYwsXGb 🎥
• Sep 20, 2015 6:18 AMBoosting our MAUs by opening the Twitter app on my wife's phone and then turning on Guided Access. http://t.co/WeWrCeItHa 🎥
• Sep 20, 2015 5:47 AMRT @eichin: You mean to tell me that VW has a car that behaves differently when observed, and it's not called VW HeisenBug?
• Sep 20, 2015 5:41 AMKulfi and paneer from scratch on a Saturday night. http://t.co/VwM6uJsHXP 📷
• Sep 20, 2015 4:54 AM@DavidQuammen Also, sorry about the trees. /cc: Carl
• Sep 20, 2015 4:53 AM@DavidQuammen I do what I can.
• Sep 20, 2015 4:33 AM@sraf10million @GreatDismal http://t.co/PpVLodvvmv
• Sep 20, 2015 12:43 AM@tedd4u it's more of flavored vodka kit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Sep 19, 2015 11:16 PMBusiness intelligence delivered right to your door. http://t.co/R7VJrFe9cO 📷
• Sep 19, 2015 9:33 PM@krismerrill @gargvik Nope, in fact, fatherhood is mostly an impediment for this kind of thing! You can order a kit from @HomeMadeGin. 🍸
• Sep 19, 2015 9:24 PMBaby is taking a nap. Mom is out shopping. Time to break out that Father's Day gift from @gargvik! http://t.co/BujogjzpF9 📷
• Sep 19, 2015 8:15 PMWife's family-unfriendly car driveable again and temporarily out of garage. Workshop reclamation Phase 1 complete. http://t.co/5Qxj2251v4 📷
• Sep 19, 2015 6:21 PMSigh. I'm all for it if the MUNI buses can't turn, but it's mostly private buses I've seen put pedestrians in danger. http://t.co/z3Ikv8dTqB 📷
• Sep 19, 2015 5:29 PMSaturday morning plans. cc: @recompilermag http://t.co/akQdyANWyC 📷
• Sep 19, 2015 3:40 AM#FF @Sutrito
• Sep 19, 2015 3:33 AM@olix0r sorry, it's not John "Cactus Jack" Nance Garner, but Sam Rayburn. https://t.co/8N9YQ2Q9NY https://t.co/TYcsb69pri
• Sep 19, 2015 3:25 AM@olix0r I think that's Cactus Jack
• Sep 19, 2015 2:30 AM@eviloars @burritojustice and zooming out we're back on Earth. https://t.co/2hFZA5LbYz #heronhead
• Sep 19, 2015 2:26 AM@eviloars @burritojustice looks like Mars planetside too. https://t.co/pitl43GO5Z
• Sep 18, 2015 4:12 PM@absoludicrous @ConFigures @jezhumble @kmoir @sam_mussmann @cruzfox @jiboumans @dinahSBR @briancolfer @lsblakk I'm sitting this one out :-(
• Sep 18, 2015 1:52 PMRT @SFOSmallBiz: Next group of BART stations in Silicon Valley to include private development http://t.co/EfRLpG1BoP #SF
• Sep 18, 2015 6:26 AMFun night catching up with the #RAD folks. Thanks for sneaking me in! #Dreamfest #Dreamforce http://t.co/l6lDLR3qQq 📷
• Sep 18, 2015 6:16 AMPretty sure I this #Dreamforce concert venue used to be where the DMV stored impounded/towed cars back in '04 or '05. http://t.co/XCwJKUudJJ 📷
• Sep 18, 2015 12:52 AM@mmihic "Aloha and welcome to the Carnival Cruise Vista, if you will please follow me to the flensing deck we'll get you checked in."
• Sep 17, 2015 11:57 PMI support the forcible hand sanitization of people *disembarking* any cruise ship because Norovirus is pretty much the worst thing ever.
• Sep 17, 2015 11:53 PM"To board the Dreamboat, guests must have their picture taken and hands forcibly sanitized." http://t.co/wf4x4SOUcU
• Sep 17, 2015 5:46 PMRT @jess: Diversity stat I'd love to see from a company: the % of cap table (or total employee equity) that belongs to women or minorities.
• Sep 17, 2015 4:28 PM@peterseibel Indeed! I'd read it. Hey @sasa, @markog stay with me here..."Twitter @University Press", eh?
• Sep 17, 2015 3:58 PM@peterseibel @sasa have you read @paolobacigalupi's "Windup Girl"? Great take on post peak-oil world. Personal computer use is...tiring.
• Sep 17, 2015 3:49 PMRT @linecook: Adults on scooters wearing backpacks that work at places decorated in bright colors with toys and free cereal and video games…
• Sep 17, 2015 3:19 PM@peterseibel "The sky above the port was the color of an enraged engineer, trying to make the simplest of changes to a large codebase."
• Sep 17, 2015 3:14 PM@jayholler @PsychToday such a great (and long) read and spot on on so many things.
• Sep 17, 2015 1:31 PMRT @Raheelk: We are looking for an amazing Head for PR & Communications, come work at @TwitterIndia and do EPIC SHIT! https://t.co/n79dWJrD…
• Sep 17, 2015 2:21 AM@mleinart @jayholler anything east of the Rockies will work
• Sep 16, 2015 11:57 PMRT @burritojustice: http://t.co/EJ4w81jjGS 🎥
• Sep 16, 2015 10:08 PMCurrent civic duty fulfillment status: justice dispensed swiftly, mercilessly. No longer on jury duty.
• Sep 16, 2015 9:28 PMRT @iamdevloper: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was creating “Reply All”.
• Sep 16, 2015 5:28 PMRT @POTUS: Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to like science. It's what makes Am…
• Sep 16, 2015 5:18 PM@rort @lessachu worth a read...fascinating ideas again, and relevant to current California water woes but a bit less developed than Windup
• Sep 16, 2015 4:43 PM@lessachu good start, but a bit rushed: should have been a shorter story or longer novel. Still good though, but < Windup Girl or Pump Six
• Sep 16, 2015 4:03 PM*future* dammit! That said, as far as typos go, "grim meathook feature" isn't bad. I look forward to using it when talking to product folks.
• Sep 16, 2015 3:59 PM@towns I only like two kinds of books: hardcover and paperback
• Sep 16, 2015 3:55 PMFinished @paolobacigalupi's latest all-too-possible vision of our grim meathook feature. #PhoenixDownTheTubes http://t.co/IfjTciTe4C 📷
• Sep 16, 2015 4:36 AM@apelad this is pretty much why I'm still employed
• Sep 16, 2015 4:09 AMRT @sarahjeong: someone please send that kid a truckload of Raspberry Pis
• Sep 16, 2015 3:49 AM@shargan @egd if you are looking for something to do tonight in #PDX https://t.co/6dU9srNCZI
• Sep 16, 2015 2:37 AMRT @superchunk: 2nite PDX @ Doug Fir! https://t.co/5WWaoeaRyc
• Sep 15, 2015 9:46 PMRT @jasonlk: So far very little cosplay at Dreamforce
• Sep 15, 2015 9:20 PMWhich pretty much explains this. http://t.co/pVYCsr8e1a 📷
• Sep 15, 2015 8:17 PMSo, uh, turns out photography is prohibited inside the courthouse.
• Sep 15, 2015 7:57 PMThis @Postmates/@Walgreens news is amazing! I can now purchase handsanitizer without touching anything in Walgreens. http://t.co/32EQK89BRV
• Sep 15, 2015 7:52 PM@gpapilion Nope, 400 McAllister, more or less across the street from the @twoffice. Pretty convenient and, IIRC, much nicer than Bryant.
• Sep 15, 2015 7:43 PMThe juror waiting room is pretty nice, though I wish I'd brought a laptop charger. Or a book. http://t.co/eLDAsWEMlO 📷
• Sep 15, 2015 7:38 PMWhat a beautiful day to fulfill my civic responsibility by reporting for jury duty. http://t.co/z4Haqah5uo 📷
• Sep 15, 2015 7:11 PMRT @dloft: "Businesses like mine... demonstrate that you don’t pay a penalty for being decent to other people." - Steve Albini https://t.co…
• Sep 15, 2015 1:53 PM@driedtoast @BestXML monolithic applications need monolithic configurations
• Sep 15, 2015 6:02 AM@_ try @burstioapp http://t.co/YbTjbXTjWb 🎥
• Sep 15, 2015 4:40 AM@ericakuhl @Benioff @Dreamforce https://t.co/Pwl84EQ61X
• Sep 15, 2015 3:29 AM@peterseibel @NuttySwiss @sasa I see it more as a post-modern ventriloquist act making poignant commentary on today's lip sync culture
• Sep 15, 2015 3:02 AMRT @RattoCSN: Hochuli wins standing ovation by announcing, "This is the end of the first quarter."
• Sep 15, 2015 3:02 AMThis is a terrible game of football. #MNF
• Sep 15, 2015 2:59 AM@EAEO or a shorter, wider version of Leon Kowalski http://t.co/VQ1laNS2xU 📷
• Sep 15, 2015 2:50 AMRT @notthefakeSVP: Oh, Rugby guy...
• Sep 15, 2015 2:35 AMWelp. #SF49ers
• Sep 14, 2015 4:57 PM@waferbaby "Got jabbed with a virus" this is why you should always wear closed-toe shoes when walking down Market St.
• Sep 14, 2015 4:47 PM@esm that's just the nitro coffee kicking in
• Sep 14, 2015 5:19 AMRT @upkeynotes: Pram with a #radio including antenna and loudspeaker to keep baby quiet via @magictransistor http://t.co/7npsH9HGXH http://…
• Sep 14, 2015 4:29 AM@rort @pgarg There you go again, playing the Trump card.
• Sep 14, 2015 4:16 AMAshamed to be watching #MissAmerica (thanks @pgarg) but proud to see #Chappaqua represented by @VWOfficial.
• Sep 14, 2015 3:56 AM@44 so painful
• Sep 14, 2015 3:55 AMI expect @NdamukongSuh to be playing for the @buffalobills by the end of the week.
• Sep 14, 2015 2:22 AM@gpapilion terribly sorry but Dallas ain't America's team in my book http://t.co/ylMufZwXUF 📷
• Sep 14, 2015 1:42 AMGrandpa is not too happy with @AahnaBrown's hat choice for tonight's #NYvsDAL game. http://t.co/kkmuZywXNY 📷
• Sep 13, 2015 10:21 PMTo be fair, it's quite possible @jhamlett meant to say "poutine maintenant".
• Sep 13, 2015 10:18 PMTIL: "routine maintenance" is French for "could not translate Tweet". Vous avez fait du bon travail @bing. http://t.co/XtlYPnmDSK 📷
• Sep 13, 2015 9:25 PMWife seems skeptical of my claim that naps count as chores/housework.
• Sep 13, 2015 5:47 PM"Hey DJ just play that song" http://t.co/RsPV7zAnDI 🎥
• Sep 13, 2015 5:34 PM@mrp @GoldenGatePark best running loop in SF. I usually go West via JFK and then East via MLK...makes the climb back uphill easier IMO.
• Sep 12, 2015 5:39 PMAM walk. http://t.co/1IKReid8Qr 📷
• Sep 12, 2015 1:35 PMRT @Manda_like_wine: Those household cleaner ads are so unrealistic because when the parents are scrubbing crayon off the walls the kid is …
• Sep 12, 2015 4:05 AM@jsh brilliant...@Holger I think there's an obvious bizdev opportunity here
• Sep 12, 2015 4:00 AMRT @SFGate: Get ready for more BART trains -- service to expand next week:http://t.co/X5SEkRZ65b http://t.co/1IQzlgep1b 📷
• Sep 12, 2015 2:45 AMRT @CandiceNPeters: "Whether I wanted to be or not I'm an ambassador. I tell my story and share my experiences." @shaft #techinclusion15 ht…
• Sep 12, 2015 1:59 AMI knew that if I hung out on Twitter long enough my people would find me. http://t.co/ZVfHLUbZR1 📷
• Sep 12, 2015 1:37 AMCurrent weather trends in San Francisco have us changing our position on the #sunset hashtag from 'hold' to 'buy'. http://t.co/8NPA6F9I1V 📷
• Sep 11, 2015 11:46 PM@gln pretty sure this one's a pile driver http://t.co/WcuffXIDji 📷
• Sep 11, 2015 11:39 PM@jayholler @seb_m @gmail @Dropbox sadly my free account is 100% full of photos of my kid and a *way* out of date copy of my @1Password data
• Sep 11, 2015 11:35 PM@rort just gonna unzip all these libs and attach thousands of class files instead
• Sep 11, 2015 11:26 PMRT @sal19: Twitter's Leslie Miley: We have an obligation in tech industry to pull ppl up from poverty, not just top schools #techinclusion15
• Sep 11, 2015 11:22 PM.@gmail preventing me from sending jar files as attachments is super convenient. I guess it's Sun's fault for creating executable jars.
• Sep 11, 2015 10:09 PM@mrp @bigeng @Bigcommerce way to keep it real with the Platform Eng sticker. Less so with the @university sticker, but they're cool too.
• Sep 11, 2015 7:31 PMHah...this is a legit startup? I assume the devs are super high all the time. Sprint planning must take forever. http://t.co/IUS8AQyhtJ 📷
• Sep 11, 2015 6:01 PMRT @shatil: 52 or more dead when crane fell upon pilgrims. Blood like rainwater. I was busy buying rugs in the market. #عاجل http://t.co/Kc…
• Sep 11, 2015 5:59 PMRT @AP: MORE: At least 62 killed, nearly 30 injured when crane collapses on Grand Mosque in Mecca, Saudi officials say: http://t.co/G8WZiJR…
• Sep 11, 2015 5:36 PMStanding room only at @techinclusionco! #techinclusion15 http://t.co/PEasa3EIRZ 📷
• Sep 11, 2015 4:16 AMRT @dadgumjames: Computer Science Courses that Don't Exist, But Should http://t.co/cPST8BNoqH
• Sep 11, 2015 3:49 AM@firepile and then some! Pretty sure this means you've got a cosmic balance to burn on doing a fair amount of evil/uncool stuff.
• Sep 11, 2015 3:47 AMHey fellow parents: is 17 months to early to switch out the white-noise machine for a radio tuned to @NPR?
• Sep 11, 2015 3:42 AM@dickc and it's possibly the most (ar least towards the end of the movie) badass role James Pankow ever had.
• Sep 11, 2015 3:41 AM@dickc it's an amazing snapshot of the mid-80s...Wang Chung even did the incredible (if dated) score.
• Sep 11, 2015 3:35 AM@firepile :-( :-( :-( :-(
• Sep 11, 2015 2:32 AMRT @gln: Nice to see you again @KarlTheFog http://t.co/rgxqhndmuH 📷
• Sep 11, 2015 2:30 AMRT @thatLarryRosen: Hooray! #fog http://t.co/v895GOWrIK 📷
• Sep 10, 2015 9:53 PMRT @JavaFact: 11/10: Mark your calendars! @dougqh, star at Azul & @nofluff, presents #JVM Mechanics w/ #sfjug. Join us?http://t.co/pCM6zwRl…
• Sep 10, 2015 5:39 PM@jeffrizzo looks more like a grid of panels tbh
• Sep 10, 2015 5:06 PMCurrent status: being forced to watch John Mayer videos
• Sep 10, 2015 4:04 PMCurrent BART delay status. http://t.co/yHiaPRRXXL 🎥
• Sep 10, 2015 3:49 PMRT @SFBARTalert: 10 min delay at SF stns in SFO and MLBR dirs due to police activity.
• Sep 10, 2015 6:44 AMRT @R5_Fire_News: Not Christo, just a fire crew: Wrapped bridge on the 72k acre #RiverComplex http://t.co/g0X6Zyjj8P @ShastaTrinityNF http…
• Sep 10, 2015 3:51 AM@pmarca until that flamethrower arrives...
• Sep 10, 2015 1:43 AM@xaprb Myst?
• Sep 9, 2015 6:16 PM@gmacisme @spaceriker d'oh! I forgot the "dote"
• Sep 9, 2015 4:59 PM@gmacisme @spaceriker that's just an anec that never gets to the point
• Sep 9, 2015 4:54 PM@gmacisme @spaceriker hah! Great minds...
• Sep 9, 2015 4:53 PM@spaceriker @gmacisme which should not be confused with an "anecdote" which is just a story about how one time someone used an antidote
• Sep 9, 2015 4:51 PM@spaceriker @gmacisme an "antedote" is like a regular antidote but you have to take it ahead of time
• Sep 9, 2015 4:04 PM@gln drives piles...looks like you are in for a fun day full of repetitive clangs as steel beams are driven into the earth.
• Sep 9, 2015 4:00 PM9 years ago today I signed up for Twitter as the 5,649th user. http://t.co/a95S6xz9y8 📷
• Sep 9, 2015 4:13 AM@gln @rachelatherton wow
• Sep 9, 2015 2:10 AMBeating the heat. http://t.co/cyvaYaS78j 📷
• Sep 9, 2015 12:58 AMThe Achilles heel of the @SFBART system (besides the elevator and escalator systems) are the surprisingly fragile train car doors.
• Sep 8, 2015 11:39 PMRT @cra: looks like a BA plane is on fire at LAS https://t.co/iOi7Fhhwrl
• Sep 8, 2015 10:14 PM@seb_m :-(
• Sep 8, 2015 7:55 PMRT @jakefogelnest: I am very worried about NBC's upcoming live production of THE WIZ. http://t.co/asBqhxyCVJ 📷
• Sep 8, 2015 7:52 PM@jhamlett pretty sure that's actually @hunterpence
• Sep 8, 2015 3:29 PM@shatil wow!
• Sep 8, 2015 2:52 PMBuhloone Mindstate https://t.co/Iq3acIUNJr
• Sep 8, 2015 5:37 AMRT @gnat: Apple’s core competency seems to be making spiteful software experiences so normal people don’t have to see a naked filesystem.
• Sep 8, 2015 5:37 AM@gnat this pretty much sums up my recent interactions with and rage towards "Photos".
• Sep 8, 2015 5:32 AM@44 never done this, but maybe: sudo crontab -e 00 00 * * * /sbin/ifconfig eth0 up
• Sep 8, 2015 5:02 AMRT @richdevin: @burritojustice best I can do without a tripod... http://t.co/uxKksBDScC 📷
• Sep 8, 2015 5:02 AMRT @loa: San Francisco: look at Sutro Tower! The elevator is illuminated, a rare sight! with @Fur_Ry
• Sep 8, 2015 4:34 AM@pschork impressive! #πολυμαθής
• Sep 8, 2015 4:32 AM@cmort @mmihic @fmedio the lesson is pretty much "don't use 'ctrl-alt-whatever' as the Easter egg shortcut and test on non-Mac workstations"
• Sep 8, 2015 4:25 AM@mmihic @cmort @fmedio to this day I still use the terror dog/employee dog easter egg as a lesson in professionalism. http://t.co/VETsliTg8q 📷
• Sep 8, 2015 4:08 AMAccidentally tried to go to sleep at 8:45 PM. #dadlyfe
• Sep 8, 2015 3:55 AMRT @Sr_Lazarus: #SF supervisor @Scott_Wiener says ABT, always be tunneling FYI @burritojustice https://t.co/DYfe78QOe9
• Sep 8, 2015 3:53 AM@pschork is that your painting?
• Sep 8, 2015 3:52 AM@srw @jayholler @NWSBayArea srsly, this is not the eternal fall I signed up for.
• Sep 8, 2015 3:17 AM@rsjaitly so is landscape mode. That aside, beautiful pic and sentiment.
• Sep 8, 2015 1:04 AM@mmihic @cmort @fmedio sans context, that was one of the creepiest t-shirts ever
• Sep 7, 2015 10:44 PMRT @abc7newsBayArea: California health officials confirm corpse of squirrel found near Lake Tahoe tested positive for plague. http://t.co/W…
• Sep 7, 2015 10:22 PMCurrent note-taking status. /cc @cmort @mmihic @fmedio http://t.co/2hy1B4RLx2 📷
• Sep 7, 2015 5:34 PMImproving communication across distributed teams https://t.co/MfTykI3ni8
• Sep 7, 2015 4:38 AMRT @jackotr: Well this is fantastic. @EdPiskor X #JackKirby http://t.co/OjGKAWwWIR
• Sep 7, 2015 4:35 AMIt's like Uber, but for the passengers of a stranded intergalactic cruise ship waiting for a complement of small lemon-soaked paper napkins.
• Sep 7, 2015 4:22 AM@javawithjiva @cdaylward @esm Wonderful, fascinating take on contact the trope is Ted Chiang's "The Story of Your Life". Highly recommended.
• Sep 7, 2015 4:21 AM@javawithjiva @cdaylward @esm Film will (almost never) be better than the book when it comes to a sci-fi.
• Sep 7, 2015 4:05 AM@cdaylward District 9? http://t.co/X3LZAg56v3 📷
• Sep 7, 2015 4:01 AMRT @GIFs: http://t.co/n5lq78ET1N http://t.co/d5c6Q6gNUc 🎥
• Sep 7, 2015 2:41 AMThe parking attendants at the restaurant tonight seemed a little sketchy. http://t.co/TwMRLkXyPH 📷
• Sep 7, 2015 2:36 AM@NuttySwiss @Apple @netflix yeah, though five years of rage over the insanity of the Remote app UX tends to overshadow quality issues.
• Sep 7, 2015 2:32 AM@NuttySwiss @Apple our AppleTV can barely make it through a 30 minute show these days. Pausing @netflix is like a shortcut to reboot.
• Sep 6, 2015 9:19 PMRT @triketora: “Picture yourself as a stereotypical male” http://t.co/4I0C9srhX1 everytime y'all talk about "lowering the bar" for women an…
• Sep 6, 2015 4:02 PM@isaach http://t.co/oNONHdrH77 📷
• Sep 6, 2015 5:23 AM@seb_m @waferbaby try @TechShopSF...short walk from the @twoffice
• Sep 6, 2015 5:12 AM@andres that and it's been horrible ever since they removed the left-turn onto 4th.
• Sep 6, 2015 4:34 AM@seb_m you should give it another try...it's pretty damn fun.
• Sep 5, 2015 10:05 PM@gln these plans are more or less how I built my bench (minus the metal bar) http://t.co/QqihjXMDtF
• Sep 5, 2015 9:58 PM@gln happy with this Bessey I bought at Home Depot http://t.co/zQbONr5l7l 📷
• Sep 5, 2015 8:03 PMGary Kamiya called Glen Park the "Country Road Capital of San Francisco": Penny Lane, Poppy Lane, and Ohlone Way. http://t.co/W1ktL2j6uk 📷
• Sep 5, 2015 3:57 PMRT @StationCDRKelly: #GoodMorning #sanfrancisco! Looking good this #Saturday morning!. #YearInSpace http://t.co/iWg6rruCgj 📷
• Sep 5, 2015 4:38 AM@kf it was a rather surprising/awesome end to what seemed like and awfully sketchy start.
• Sep 5, 2015 4:33 AMThere are acid drops and then there are acid drops. https://t.co/UDiZgNaevH
• Sep 5, 2015 4:29 AMFavorite skate vid of 2015 (so far) is @VANS_66's "Propeller". Gilbert Crockett has an epic part. Raw footage: http://t.co/LXIKv2e0sG
• Sep 5, 2015 12:30 AMRT @nprmusic: "On tour, she was everybody's baby." @lowtheband's Mimi Parker on being a mom in a rock band http://t.co/qP3uMoILaQ http://t.…
• Sep 4, 2015 4:12 PMRT @Pinboard: All I need to know about PKI I learned by panicked tinkering that either shut off my entire site or left it open to the most …
• Sep 4, 2015 3:08 PM@DanielPink @WSJ Fascinating! I've added this to my list of "things to read later".
• Sep 4, 2015 4:47 AM@njm nope, it's from the fine folks at @neversummerind http://t.co/Kq1ksur3J4 📷
• Sep 4, 2015 4:37 AMOk @NPR, ok. I *promise* to give money during the next pledge drive. Just end the @Snapchat cross-promo deal. Please. http://t.co/w0PLjxkh13 📷
• Sep 4, 2015 4:18 AMOk, the answer seems to be @burstioapp! (exports iPhone camera bursts to both gif and video) http://t.co/f5LW7bMBS6 🎥
• Sep 4, 2015 3:50 AMHey there #LazyTwitter, anyone out there know a good way (or an app) to convert iPhone camera "burst" photos to animated gifs?
• Sep 4, 2015 2:48 AM@jem_nz terrifying
• Sep 4, 2015 2:33 AM@jsh @krismerrill indeed...drinking a lite beer instead of a regular beer at a time like that is a rookie mistake
• Sep 4, 2015 2:23 AM@krismerrill both at the same time
• Sep 4, 2015 2:04 AMRT @StanParkford: #LA is late to #bikeshare, but it'll be part of its #Metro system, a first in U.S.! #bike http://t.co/zXYeBLIcfz http://t…
• Sep 4, 2015 12:55 AM"The pitch? Quite simple, really. It's basically @Uber, but for @SFBART." http://t.co/bANdpDj2uw 📷
• Sep 3, 2015 6:14 AMRT @timbray: If you recognize the name “Zelazny” this may be relevant to your interests: http://t.co/cZVVp15Gd5
• Sep 3, 2015 6:08 AM@kf @posco just Season 1
• Sep 2, 2015 11:44 PMRT @eviloars: Finally found some affordable daycare in SF. http://t.co/8YlLsHTpND 📷
• Sep 2, 2015 10:03 PMRT @ajscholz: Congrats to @jasonricci and @fluxxlabs ~ here's to modernizing #philanthropy https://t.co/dz5XiNUhrH
• Sep 2, 2015 9:21 PM@squarecog @greenberg @joyousx I'll have a Long Island Iced Tea please...actually, on second thought, make it a double. #nerdycocktail
• Sep 2, 2015 7:52 PM@seb_m @silvermule and yet so much cooler than every other house in Hillsborough...though TBH it was better before it went orange.
• Sep 2, 2015 7:42 PMRT @silvermule: A cool 4.2 Mil could get you the Nicholson house off of 280 http://t.co/UaBYVJ0fUU #architecture http://t.co/SpECBsXBXv 📷
• Sep 2, 2015 5:59 PMRT @MadddScience: Stan Mott designs a land-based aircraft carrier for seaplanes. Genius. http://t.co/YqWmIdHClC http://t.co/jB3owp4Dy8 📷
• Sep 2, 2015 5:41 PM@gln @crsy @ryfar @schwa @jak it's on the Anathem side of the good/bad Stephenson divide. Baroque Cycle and REAMDE are on the bad side.
• Sep 2, 2015 4:54 PM49 shades of cool gray: Kamiya's love letters to the city are req'd reading for past, present and future SF denizens. http://t.co/EXMeLTffGj 📷
• Sep 2, 2015 3:55 PMRT @peteskomoroch: Great post on the day to day work of two categories of data scientists “Doing Data Science at Twitter” by @_rchang https…
• Sep 2, 2015 5:30 AMRT @BenDiFrancesco: DRY is dead. I’m christening FRYAR: First Repeat Yourself; Afterwards Refactor
• Sep 2, 2015 12:52 AMTFW your kid grabs on to the handrail in a BART elevator.
• Sep 1, 2015 10:55 PM@NuttySwiss @ddb that was a well played growth hack
• Sep 1, 2015 10:21 PMTIL: "Schumpeterian waste" vs. "Keynesian waste" and why mistaking the former for the latter can lead to disaster. http://t.co/GXOlpZO1sR
• Sep 1, 2015 3:03 PM@jayholler @melvillehouse what? No! Didn't know there was a film...sounds like perfect casting though. Will have to track it down.
• Sep 1, 2015 2:34 PMCurrent mug/scrivening status. http://t.co/VhFaGyjjIt 📷
• Sep 1, 2015 4:19 AMStarting to think the kid might be part-Tusken Raider. http://t.co/Cl4nQeCNEc 📷
• Sep 1, 2015 4:04 AMRT @joeyhodges: Major fire and structural collapse in Ashbury Heights. cc @breakingsfnews @SFGate @HuffPostSF http://t.co/pWywGB1D4z 📷