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Oct 31, 2015 5:09 PM
RT @ccfinlay: These homemade, articulating, pneumatic wings made by Alexis Noreiga for Halloween are The Bomb. https://t.co/vOBfaW3wBF
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Oct 31, 2015 6:17 AM
@towns congrats!!!
Oct 31, 2015 5:04 AM
RT @nsfmc: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by growth hacking.
Oct 30, 2015 5:13 PM
@taylorleese i've been told it's not the urine that causes issues with escalator availability
Oct 30, 2015 4:34 PM
Hey, the new Civic Center BART escalator is here! https://t.co/z6Owbc5zQv
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Oct 30, 2015 3:32 PM
@jayholler @greyham perhaps/maybe/improbably Apple will allow thirdparty remote apps? The "old" remote app is so bad https://t.co/qvKSayGXWe
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Oct 30, 2015 2:36 AM
RT @origiful: The battle of wits has begun. One of these cups contains iocane powder. Which shall it be?
Oct 29, 2015 8:51 PM
@john_overholt I think that's just a racing form. https://t.co/iK9zyWK1pk
Oct 29, 2015 12:56 PM
@stumpf we should talk about your OS-related issues...DM me :-)
Oct 29, 2015 1:22 AM
@waferbot I like the idea of replacing the word "sprint" with "spirit" in all things Agile.
Oct 29, 2015 1:10 AM
@anarghya503 @fourbarrel Totally.
Oct 28, 2015 5:58 PM
@marius @sm maybe just during the trading window?
Oct 28, 2015 5:55 PM
@javawithjiva "couldn't we just talk to the customers ourselves and ask them what they want us to build?"
Oct 28, 2015 4:35 PM
Few things more vital to the future of San Francisco than public transit. https://t.co/xWee7k7wQu (via @shinypb and, uh, @Quiznos I guess)
Oct 28, 2015 3:17 PM
RT @miesvane: Good morning San Francisco! #bernalheights #sutrotower https://t.co/EM0nVMsyjj
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Oct 28, 2015 2:59 PM
Glen Park sunrise rain/rainbow. https://t.co/4BCgM4R4w0
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Oct 28, 2015 3:29 AM
Wow. #WorldSeries
Oct 28, 2015 3:21 AM
I keep reading #LGM as #LGTM and it's driving me crazy.
Oct 28, 2015 3:00 AM
.@MLBONFOX must be banned from broadcasting the #WorldSeries + @MLB until it gets rid of the "just two" out counter https://t.co/k3PTd1Rw85
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Oct 28, 2015 2:17 AM
#WorldSeries #frontback #dadlife https://t.co/1ZrmW8KBwz
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Oct 28, 2015 12:35 AM
Current status: trapped under a sick, sleeping toddler in a room without a TV. Attempting to "watch" the #WorldSeries via @TwitterMoments.
Oct 28, 2015 12:24 AM
@roach I believe they will not corrode as fast. The pee will continue to evaporate into the small, unmoving box of elevator air as usual.
Oct 28, 2015 12:21 AM
Welp. Looks like the new pee-resistant #BART and #MUNI elevator floors at Embarcadero are being put to the test. https://t.co/qvduaryIiP
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Oct 28, 2015 12:16 AM
@Julianna @kevinweil @44 @mikeindustries @bhaggs @jeffseibert @jack @adambain certainly something sinister afoot at Twitter
Oct 27, 2015 8:38 PM
RT @StevenShorrock: When systems go down, organisational resilience comes to the fore. That's the people, folks. Without the people, everyt…
Oct 27, 2015 5:06 PM
RT @CarlaMays: Yes!!!! ~ Hayes Valley's La Boulangerie De San Francisco (Re)Opens Today https://t.co/iZQ1Lqk1yw via @HoodlineSF
Oct 27, 2015 4:45 PM
Current field office/conference call status. https://t.co/1iPeEEdUL6
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Oct 27, 2015 3:42 PM
@ssgtmas @kdspaul @NuttySwiss ok... https://t.co/6i7U5maGXA ...now what?
Oct 27, 2015 3:35 PM
RT @anildash: @ftrain anyway, it's obvious that R2 operates on top of the jawa runtime. https://t.co/KRhGQC7l25
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Oct 27, 2015 5:28 AM
@gln yes!
Oct 27, 2015 4:12 AM
@cs_marshall we were sitting across the aisle from @BradBirdA113 when someone asked that question...he confirmed it will be out sometime.
Oct 27, 2015 2:20 AM
#datenight https://t.co/lq1TgLhw1Y
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Oct 27, 2015 1:47 AM
#datenight https://t.co/aEFuZVay3l
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Oct 26, 2015 6:12 PM
@Yama_Hazheer yes, please go ahead
Oct 26, 2015 5:31 PM
...aaand now we are waiting for the doors to open at Civic Center @SFBART https://t.co/GMxxbnKEJn
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Oct 26, 2015 5:28 PM
After a short walk down Mission to 16th it's back on @SFBART. https://t.co/6kkjKEWmgn
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Oct 26, 2015 5:27 PM
RT @SFBART: . @igb The car had a propulsion problem that created some smoke. We turned on ventilation and all is safe. Train taken out of …
Oct 26, 2015 5:06 PM
Well, glad we are off that fucking train. Walk to work day perhaps? This thing ain't going anywhere. https://t.co/IA7Wn9ljO6
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Oct 26, 2015 5:00 PM
This is actually pretty fucked up. @SFBART https://t.co/ncajeNVags
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Oct 26, 2015 4:57 PM
Getting a bit smokey in here. Car ahead of us evacuating into our car. @SFBART
Oct 26, 2015 4:56 PM
If/when we get to 24th street there will be a train on the opposite track to take us eastbound, so expect delays in both directions @SFBART
Oct 26, 2015 4:50 PM
We're currently stuck between Glen Park and 24th street, so expect delays eastbound /cc: @SFBART #BART
Oct 26, 2015 4:49 PM
Based on the accelerate/sudden stop loop and the burning rubber smell I'm pretty sure this @SFBART train is about to go out of service.
Oct 26, 2015 4:44 PM
@CateMartel @secretasianman filing this one away for the self-feedback section on our next performance reviews
Oct 26, 2015 3:46 PM
@rsarver @bzamayo is there a new Remote app yet? Cause if $AAPL hasn't moved beyond re-implementing a dumb physical interface in software...
Oct 26, 2015 3:24 PM
RT @joshbloch: "When we talk about productivity in lines of code, we're talking about how fast people can type; it's an input metric, not o…
Oct 26, 2015 2:55 PM
@secretasianman didn't realize you were a fan of strongly-typed languages
Oct 26, 2015 2:50 PM
RT @LaBoiteVerte: L’évolution de la couleur des Lego https://t.co/mo9NUmHAE8 https://t.co/YtFjrYO5Kq
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Oct 26, 2015 3:32 AM
@firepile @heyjoshua you could all be ghosts... https://t.co/H7MZUNPb5N
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Oct 26, 2015 3:27 AM
@heyjoshua @firepile not sure, would make a pretty awesome sheet-ghost pattern
Oct 26, 2015 3:25 AM
@heyjoshua @firepile https://t.co/7LxYAQaLe2
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Oct 26, 2015 3:21 AM
@firepile @heyjoshua it's not that we don't want to be creative...we're just so very, very tired.
Oct 26, 2015 3:10 AM
Pretty happy with how the spade-bit-drilled jack-o'-lantern turned out. https://t.co/dn7S7HexRU
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Oct 26, 2015 2:25 AM
@FallonTonight you had me at "@SteveMartinToGo and @ediebrickell"
Oct 26, 2015 1:51 AM
@esten I'm no expert in bird calls but I'm pretty sure you should get the hell out of there
Oct 26, 2015 1:39 AM
RT @NPRextra: .@NPRViz is looking for interns. Here’s how you can show them your best work: https://t.co/kSk2fuLubj
Oct 26, 2015 1:05 AM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: I don't even understand football and I hate the Patriots.
Oct 26, 2015 12:23 AM
@heyjoshua *always* wear proper eye protection https://t.co/bWRYHYM7UH
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Oct 25, 2015 11:06 PM
The kid was not too happy about me using a power drill to "carve" the pumpkin. https://t.co/sXstdaCAT2
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Oct 25, 2015 7:04 PM
Surrey St. community stairs continue to take shape. https://t.co/dAyoKEJ8ar
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Oct 25, 2015 3:53 PM
It seems...fitting that @Yahoo's entree into live sports coverage is a Bills vs. Jaguars game airing at 6AM PST. https://t.co/8A2hR7KapL
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Oct 25, 2015 5:34 AM
@Scott_Wiener Thanks Scott...I really appreciate the availability and fast turnaround on constituent questions/concerns. /cc @sfmta_muni
Oct 25, 2015 5:17 AM
@Scott_Wiener quick question: site says applications "must be submitted by Friday, July 31, 2015" Is this an annual process? /cc @sfmta_muni
Oct 25, 2015 5:11 AM
@Scott_Wiener Thanks!
Oct 25, 2015 5:00 AM
Hey @Scott_Wiener, what's the best way for a street in your district to go about getting one or more speed bumps installed?
Oct 25, 2015 4:55 AM
@GGAudubon I want to say it's a black phoebe?
Oct 25, 2015 4:45 AM
Spotted this bird in Glen Park Canyon this AM…can anyone help on the ID? /cc @GGAudubon https://t.co/jCHOONetI3
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Oct 25, 2015 3:58 AM
@thesonjake @wil D. Moon https://t.co/TWyrY26MmZ
Oct 25, 2015 2:46 AM
Why does Siri not have an official Twitter account yet? It's like the perfect medium for a NLP bot.
Oct 25, 2015 2:41 AM
Siri's rando eavesdropping is starting to generate meaningful dad/software interactions. https://t.co/XQ8e7MPUQ6
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Oct 25, 2015 1:37 AM
@NuttySwiss @SwiftOnSecurity @clubdirthill this poll only highlights the fundamental problem with democracy: most people are wrong.
Oct 25, 2015 1:31 AM
Neat effect from fallen needles of a New Zealand Christmas tree collecting in imprinted street name in sidewalk. https://t.co/ei2WQnUnVx
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Oct 25, 2015 12:59 AM
@heyjoshua @amolweb I'll give you my puns when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.
Oct 25, 2015 12:54 AM
@heyjoshua hey @amolweb don't let the haters win...that was a solid Dad-level pun.
Oct 24, 2015 6:56 PM
Pretty sure it was Oscar Wilde who once said: "Brevity is the soul of Twitter".
Oct 24, 2015 1:16 AM
I guess these new elevator floors *are* pretty sweet. Totally worth the wait. https://t.co/xcDJ01PASA
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Oct 23, 2015 5:03 PM
Excited to see @SFBART rolling out it's new marketing campaign. https://t.co/4HfNR5u1QD
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Oct 23, 2015 6:15 AM
TIL: "mouse potato"
Oct 23, 2015 6:13 AM
@NovalisDMT and I also found the Translator and Sphene bits rather amusing.
Oct 23, 2015 6:13 AM
@NovalisDMT I don't disagree, but it's hard to create a universe with that much going on in 1000 pages without leaving a few loose ends.
Oct 23, 2015 5:54 AM
What a great finish to @ann_leckie's "Ancillary" trilogy! Best new sci-fi in a while. So good on so many levels. https://t.co/N60dq2AydE
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Oct 23, 2015 4:12 AM
@waferbot is turning in to a @modestmouseband lyrics generator
Oct 23, 2015 4:01 AM
RT @shrinivassg: Most people who are coming online for the first time today get there with FB or Whatsapp, neither of which require them to…
Oct 23, 2015 4:00 AM
@samok @burritojustice @gumballgary wow, missed opportunity to rebrand as "On Fleet"
Oct 23, 2015 2:07 AM
Just tuning in to #SEAvsSF. Unsurprised by the current score. Sigh.
Oct 23, 2015 1:45 AM
@jchmartin @egd not with a stroller :-) https://t.co/DPCJ4Q2e9H
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Oct 23, 2015 12:52 AM
I am shocked, SHOCKED, that the @SFBART elevator repair project is taking longer than planned. https://t.co/ddGFFNFYJz
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Oct 23, 2015 12:23 AM
RT @jack: 🐥⚡️ I'm giving ~1/3rd of my Twitter stock (exactly 1% of the company) to our employee equity pool to reinvest directly in our peo…
Oct 23, 2015 12:01 AM
RT @marcysutton: #helloworld Twitter: please add affordances for alt text on images. We can tag people, yet we can't provide true alt text.…
Oct 22, 2015 8:59 PM
@44 #ReasonToTweet? https://t.co/vrt28Angrr
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Oct 22, 2015 8:23 PM
RT @mattblaze: Startup idea: like Uber or Airbnb, but not run by jerks.
Oct 22, 2015 8:20 PM
RT @kellan: "We need some kind of Human Interference Task Force to inform future generations about the storage location and dangers of the …
Oct 22, 2015 8:18 PM
Twitter is excited to be hosting the Java Community Process (JCP) Executive Committee meeting this week. https://t.co/I5MSFOcIR7
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Oct 22, 2015 6:22 PM
Stoked to see @njm starting his own thing: @arijeasoftware. Apparently it's "Über, but for drop bears."
Oct 22, 2015 5:32 PM
@shinypb @gln was the lobby full of European tourists slightly taken aback by the environs of "downtown" San Francisco? Then yes. The same.
Oct 22, 2015 5:11 PM
@shinypb maybe try the Hotel Whitcomb? (not sure if that's mid-market enough)
Oct 22, 2015 5:07 PM
@shinypb at a Starbucks maybe? Walgreens?
Oct 22, 2015 4:30 PM
RT @MrPeytonReed: #tbt My in-progress @superchunk marionettes from 1993's "Package Thief" music video. Cc: @jonwurster @lauramerge https://…
Oct 22, 2015 4:22 PM
@adam_messinger you can't make an omen without breaking a few eggs
Oct 22, 2015 4:18 PM
RT @LaBoiteVerte: Noooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn https://t.co/LgRiOvderZ
Oct 22, 2015 3:54 AM
Every postseason I am in awe of the @oakley marketing team. Are they like an official sponsor of MLB locker room celebrations or something?
Oct 22, 2015 1:04 AM
@jchmartin I'm not sure you are using the fave button correctly. @NuttySwiss @egd @TonyPrintezis @chee1bot @cxxxs @tdmackey @cvarming
Oct 22, 2015 12:27 AM
Taking the nerds out for beer. https://t.co/xGdQBGRzsv
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Oct 21, 2015 6:42 PM
And people say I'm hard to shop for. https://t.co/oXh06gRpCB
Oct 21, 2015 2:23 PM
Morning buzz. https://t.co/KNo2l2O878
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Oct 21, 2015 1:51 PM
@shatil same in SF https://t.co/MUwVeE8Vkz
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Oct 21, 2015 1:46 PM
Good morning, Venus and Jupiter. https://t.co/16sxQVsx8s
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Oct 21, 2015 4:33 AM
RT @waferbot: Tomorrow is our new vaping magazine.
Oct 21, 2015 1:04 AM
Ah yes, right. The new urine-resistant floor installations. Glad we are closing both street *and* station elevators. https://t.co/Q43KATXaXq
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Oct 21, 2015 12:49 AM
Oh good. https://t.co/iV5OS7005O
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Oct 20, 2015 6:54 PM
@heyjoshua I've heard good things about @deem. Maybe give them a try?
Oct 20, 2015 3:07 PM
RT @policy: WSJ: Twitter Opposes Cyber Bill as Senate Prepares Debate https://t.co/C9BpRZe0Xl by @damianpaletta #CISA
Oct 20, 2015 2:47 PM
RT @mleibovic: If your codebase is a joy to work with, you're probably not shipping enough.
Oct 20, 2015 4:59 AM
@esten the defining oeuvre in the genre of magical socialism
Oct 20, 2015 4:40 AM
@mmihic ...but funny. Sigh.
Oct 20, 2015 4:40 AM
@mmihic too soon...too soon...
Oct 20, 2015 4:38 AM
RT @826_Valencia: @Miranda_July Pls share! #Vote826 in the #GoogleImpactChallenge & give thousands of kids in need a space to write: https:…
Oct 19, 2015 9:37 PM
These new snacks are terrible. https://t.co/ILdjF94sXp
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Oct 19, 2015 5:16 PM
@javawithjiva I assume there is a Gopher server implemented in Go out there? I will be very disappointed if there isn't.
Oct 19, 2015 4:33 PM
RT @ddb: An amazing read: https://t.co/HQKt1r8DOJ
Oct 19, 2015 4:25 PM
RT @john_overholt: Why Moby Dick is the most American novel ever written. http://t.co/zNIOwskKEK http://t.co/5DjD2GYI19
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Oct 19, 2015 4:23 PM
RT @waxpancake: If you're a journalist, Google isn't enough—it only searches the current web. Historical whois records and @internetarchive…
Oct 18, 2015 11:22 PM
@bfd @theatrus that should at least be listed as an active ingredient
Oct 18, 2015 9:48 PM
#SundayStreets Valencia edition http://t.co/uvvdQzzkjG
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Oct 18, 2015 8:59 PM
@micheal on Valencia. They are open for lunch. On the weekends.
Oct 18, 2015 8:53 PM
In case you hadn't got the message. http://t.co/Q0P0u98gjX
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Oct 18, 2015 7:43 PM
#SundayStreets brunch break with a "Bloody Mary 'Curry'" at Dosa. http://t.co/gWWJKboloh
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Oct 18, 2015 12:27 AM
@JWarbington @Gnip cool, I'll check @qlik out!
Oct 17, 2015 11:06 PM
RT @timbray: TIL you can get rid of “Duplicate” and bring back “Save As…” on OS X: http://t.co/lponcPYegE
Oct 17, 2015 10:37 PM
Western scrub jay in Noe Valley. This one seems to be a local at this tree. Not the first time I've seen him. http://t.co/P6TW93Zb79
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Oct 17, 2015 8:02 PM
"Eternal vigilance is the price of having a kid." - Thomas Jefferson, Founding Dad
Oct 17, 2015 4:05 PM
RT @honest_update: We replaced our monolith with micro services so that every outage could be more like a murder mystery.
Oct 17, 2015 3:47 PM
@mikeindustries @dickc @pkedrosky somewhere in Wolfsburg sits a version control system that'd tell us if it was "normalized deviance" or not
Oct 17, 2015 12:49 PM
#OnWisconsin http://t.co/Ot3BFkIGs0
Oct 17, 2015 12:21 PM
@waferbaby extrapolating from current data, in about 25-30 years we will be able to once again sleep like normal humans.
Oct 17, 2015 12:04 PM
@jhamlett same
Oct 17, 2015 11:44 AM
@SteveNahm you'll have to check with the beholder.
Oct 17, 2015 11:41 AM
@StarleeKine it's amazing that Apple, once known for great user experience now produces UIs that are equal parts confusion and frustration.
Oct 17, 2015 11:36 AM
RT @StarleeKine: HOWDOESITUNESWORK
Oct 17, 2015 5:50 AM
Pier 97 http://t.co/1J9PIcWAdB
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Oct 17, 2015 5:31 AM
#inktober http://t.co/IHISpxphCi
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Oct 17, 2015 4:48 AM
RT @chris_mahan: @triketora Good leadership grows people rather than cherrypicking the cream of the crop and driving them insane.
Oct 17, 2015 4:27 AM
RT @DVNJr: There's no comeback to this. (h/t @Wkane83) #Royals http://t.co/wWZJ4jJRk6
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Oct 17, 2015 4:27 AM
RT @WalterSimonson: It's official. I'm tired. http://t.co/jddmKlLtEp
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Oct 17, 2015 4:19 AM
@javawithjiva what do you mean "bring back"?
Oct 17, 2015 3:49 AM
@crsy @mrp Twitter was way cooler back in '06. https://t.co/Nt2G1bsQCc
Oct 17, 2015 3:41 AM
@mrp @crsy Hipster? Please. I've been down with #PDX carpet since '04. I still prefer the classic. https://t.co/PDhdmB7WeO
Oct 17, 2015 3:28 AM
@crsy #PDX
Oct 17, 2015 2:23 AM
@shatil :-(
Oct 17, 2015 2:23 AM
I really don't like the @FOXSports "2 outs" infographic. Seems to imply "out of 2" instead of "out of 3". #TORvsKC http://t.co/CNIO4H94jd
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Oct 16, 2015 10:52 PM
RT @albinwonderland: whoever wrote this deserves a raise http://t.co/b5MIrbF01S
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Oct 16, 2015 8:09 PM
RT @MintMilana: If you say "my cocaine" it sounds like you're saying Michael Caine like Michael Caine. Have a nice day.
Oct 16, 2015 7:46 PM
Awesome #FridayForGood spent hunting Algerian sea lavender with @GGAudubon at Pier 94. Thanks for letting us help! http://t.co/F8KBlAJV8C
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Oct 16, 2015 3:37 AM
#inktober http://t.co/66eQcslv69
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Oct 15, 2015 11:39 PM
@MikeIsaac @44 hopefully the FCC follows suit and makes @espn pull all those fucking ads.
Oct 15, 2015 8:40 PM
RT @burritojustice: whoa http://t.co/DKwvY53DZr all. the. Muni.
Oct 15, 2015 8:02 PM
RT @ScannerSays: SFPD is working an officer involved shooting at 8th & Market. Surrounding area closed to traffic.
Oct 15, 2015 7:50 PM
http://t.co/lYpAHwHUNm
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Oct 15, 2015 7:03 PM
@HiveTheory I know, but that isn't my desk. This is my desk. http://t.co/lMxp1MymZf
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Oct 15, 2015 5:18 PM
Current earthquake drill status. http://t.co/nWVwz1xcWw
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Oct 15, 2015 4:50 PM
Superdrag always sounds like what I always expect Urge Overkill to sound like and I'm always disappointed when UO doesn't sound like that.
Oct 15, 2015 3:41 PM
@greenberg Nice job putting the lamb-oriented operations inside a try/catch block. That is some exceptional parenting. :-)
Oct 15, 2015 3:23 PM
@TravRice totally...though I'd be going skier's right and take the mellow way down. :-)
Oct 15, 2015 3:11 PM
RT @skamille: Please don't just fix tech for your daughter. How about your female colleagues? Are we not worthy? https://t.co/LSHMC6NgQr
Oct 15, 2015 4:42 AM
@cra @wil relevant https://t.co/7FwbWcXsYd
Oct 15, 2015 4:38 AM
@lisaphillips The canyon and the "country roads". http://t.co/B9WZKMAFF9
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Oct 14, 2015 4:19 PM
@wonderlandblog the @PTI podcast, which is just the audio of the TV show. I'm not even a huge sports fan. Something about it just works.
Oct 14, 2015 1:45 PM
@heyjoshua @firepile no Moments for THEM!
Oct 14, 2015 11:57 AM
@CGregoryBrown I highly recommend you listen to this episode. Fascinating story on many levels.
Oct 14, 2015 11:31 AM
Current early-morning-podcast binge-listening status. http://t.co/ynQpUaRzx5
Oct 14, 2015 12:14 AM
RT @TonyPrintezis: Folks, Pierre is fantastic. If you're looking for a great engineer, drop him a note! /cc @pcarrier https://t.co/SWjipkk…
Oct 13, 2015 7:39 PM
RT @cra: much love to any affected $TWTR folks, I'll update this custom timeline today with opportunities as I see them https://t.co/J2rxQP…
Oct 13, 2015 6:22 PM
RT @skilldrick: Sebastian is great. If you're looking for a quality-focused conscientious engineer, hit him up! https://t.co/JuIEDiOvNI
Oct 13, 2015 5:26 PM
@seb_m paging @pgarg
Oct 13, 2015 2:44 AM
Apple Watch continues to be marginally useful: latest discovery is "ping" to figure out where toddler has put phone. http://t.co/WRVcVF0Hky
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Oct 13, 2015 2:19 AM
RT @SFBART: In-station meetings Tues & Wed on modernizing Embr & Mont -- see the plans for these busy stations. http://t.co/WhTaC54HcJ
Oct 12, 2015 11:55 PM
RT @SFBART: How should we add capacity at busy stations like Embarcadero? Come see the plans Tues morning! http://t.co/WhTaC54HcJ
Oct 12, 2015 9:33 PM
@waferbaby yeah crash/nap often and let the hospital staff take care of him during the night. I got sick as hell right after b/c no sleep.
Oct 12, 2015 9:26 PM
RT @RikerGoogling: christopher columbus prime directive violations
Oct 12, 2015 9:25 PM
@waferbaby congrats!!!!
Oct 12, 2015 3:37 PM
This is an open plan office I can fully support. https://t.co/KOIKSYPLBi
Oct 12, 2015 4:34 AM
@kpk @seb_m @pesto use @Flickr as the screensaver source
Oct 12, 2015 4:05 AM
@adereth @jco truth
Oct 12, 2015 3:59 AM
TIL: one of our neighbors is proudly flying the world's ugliest municipal flag. http://t.co/aEohpAVKRV
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Oct 12, 2015 3:36 AM
It's like Will Shortz is playing both sides against each other in order to further his own diabolical agenda.
Oct 12, 2015 3:35 AM
The war between print and digital at the @nytimes continues to escalate. Conflict breaks out on the crossword front. http://t.co/67Z9x90hFD
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Oct 12, 2015 3:33 AM
Is it just me or do the @giants make a few to many insanely sketchy catches? Pine tar on the gloves maybe? #SFvsNYG
Oct 12, 2015 2:51 AM
@javawithjiva @TwitterMoments @twitter @49ers @Giants http://t.co/OEQJuZkdoU
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Oct 12, 2015 1:34 AM
Glen Park got to see one plane this afternoon before @KarlTheFog shut it all down. http://t.co/Ux0pTTWd6Z
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Oct 12, 2015 12:34 AM
Woah. @TwitterMoments just made the Apple Watch useful for something. http://t.co/ppw5c7fVns
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Oct 11, 2015 10:08 PM
@towns @peterseibel yeah, but then you try to get back up again and then you are like 80 years old all of a sudden
Oct 11, 2015 8:31 PM
RT @StartupLJackson: Thinking Fast and Bro
Oct 11, 2015 6:12 AM
@thinkingfish maybe try parking in the Presidio? Walkable/strollable to Chrissy Field w/kids. Never actually done this so YMMV.
Oct 11, 2015 4:09 AM
@gpapilion @Bigfoot1355 I also heard we are in danger of being eaten by an enormous mutant star-goat http://t.co/NLzPTNaQwH
Oct 11, 2015 3:51 AM
@Bigfoot1355 @gpapilion I was kind of under the impression that the bay was too silty for great whites. Fuck.
Oct 11, 2015 3:48 AM
RT @gpapilion: Great white kills a seal off of alcatraz in sf bay. https://t.co/GAzJv5CnOk
Oct 11, 2015 3:42 AM
RT @AP: Gov. Jerry Brown signs law to make California the second state to adopt automatic voter registration: http://t.co/OsMgYg7ezG
Oct 10, 2015 9:02 PM
Moved a lot of dirt this afternoon for the Surrey St. steps project. It's gonna be a chill public space when done. http://t.co/QjuCLDu1h7
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Oct 10, 2015 6:14 PM
RT @john_overholt: "On July 1st I discovered a puddle of liquid mercury in our house" is a hell of a lead sentence. http://t.co/35EyV8mMd3
Oct 10, 2015 3:22 PM
@44 /etc/hosts
Oct 10, 2015 2:29 PM
@shatil it's a little foggier over here http://t.co/ZOPBc2TpzM
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Oct 10, 2015 3:35 AM
@cmort @jhamlett or they think it's Steve Earle
Oct 10, 2015 3:32 AM
@jhamlett @heyjoshua ✈️ lot of Wisconsinites in the air tonite. ✈️
Oct 10, 2015 2:04 AM
@krismerrill @spaceriker 💔
Oct 9, 2015 11:55 PM
@NuttySwiss :-(
Oct 9, 2015 11:41 PM
I am really going to miss communicating fearlessly to build trust with this particular individual. http://t.co/w1hfbertYp
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Oct 9, 2015 8:57 PM
@melvillehouse @jeremyellis that is some seriously next-level blurbing.
Oct 9, 2015 6:31 PM
@jem_nz this map is probably from the 1950s so it hadn't been discovered yet.
Oct 9, 2015 5:31 PM
The teardown/construction project on Market St between 8th and 9th exposed an old lobby wall with a world map on it. http://t.co/eKh0TvvBc5
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Oct 9, 2015 5:23 PM
@heyjoshua @Yasumoto though, for the record, I was a Philosophy major
Oct 9, 2015 5:22 PM
@heyjoshua @Yasumoto Artes Liberales Über Alles
Oct 9, 2015 5:21 PM
@heyjoshua @Yasumoto which is obviously the wrong way
Oct 9, 2015 5:20 PM
@heyjoshua @Yasumoto and by "that way" I mean "toople"
Oct 9, 2015 5:20 PM
@heyjoshua @Yasumoto are you sure it's not just the French people we work with who pronounce it that way?
Oct 9, 2015 5:05 AM
@gpapilion yeah, but you can put a lot of stuff in the stroller: water, phone, etc...also you can sort of lean on them while you run.
Oct 9, 2015 3:31 AM
@markog @taylorleese @chfry @salesforce @jjrosenberg wasn't @peterseibel doing something along these lines?
Oct 9, 2015 3:17 AM
RT @taylorleese: @markog @chfry @igb @salesforce @jjrosenberg Now I'm just curious how far back we can trace no meeting Thursday.
Oct 9, 2015 2:55 AM
@krismerrill that or we just pave over all the @SFBART entrances and pretend it never existed.
Oct 9, 2015 2:00 AM
California Über Alles http://t.co/Qjov5dmJ6X
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Oct 9, 2015 12:12 AM
The fun never ends with @SFBART. http://t.co/yyBgQkD1o0
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Oct 8, 2015 8:57 PM
@picomatt http://t.co/CZfztkO2NJ
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Oct 8, 2015 8:52 PM
@jchmartin @trichris @HiveTheory @micheal Is greatness a thing that one can teach? No @micheal, I'm afraid it's not. https://t.co/Lw9Jx1ErYY
Oct 8, 2015 8:44 PM
This week is on fleet.
Oct 8, 2015 8:29 PM
@spaceriker @heyjoshua @trichris @HiveTheory @jchmartin my personal brand isn't gonna build itself
Oct 8, 2015 8:27 PM
@spaceriker @marsanfra @trichris @heyjoshua @HiveTheory @jchmartin Highlander soundtrack probably.
Oct 8, 2015 8:07 PM
@heyjoshua @trichris @HiveTheory @jchmartin @spaceriker Get on my level. http://t.co/7EWRKi77Y9
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Oct 8, 2015 8:02 PM
@jchmartin @trichris @HiveTheory ah yes, you are referring to this gem https://t.co/29x0s4NGFC
Oct 8, 2015 7:46 PM
@rort @heyjoshua it's a qualitative assessment, not quantitative...true wit cannot be measured in mere numbers, you see
Oct 8, 2015 7:38 PM
What idiot called it a "notification about @trichris tweeting" instead of a "Lambert Alert" http://t.co/HPPkur3PL6
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Oct 8, 2015 7:29 PM
@trichris @HiveTheory that was my greatest tweet ever...just got done explaining how awesome it was to @heyjoshua @jchmartin and @spaceriker
Oct 8, 2015 5:32 PM
@jhamlett @sorelylacking @olix0r @mleinart @heyjoshua yeah, they got a lot less cool once everyone had to call them "Toime" machines.
Oct 8, 2015 5:14 PM
@taylorleese I remember when we rolled it out at @salesforce during the @chfry days...not sure if it originated there though.
Oct 8, 2015 4:17 PM
@sorelylacking @olix0r @mleinart took me close to a year to stop saying "tyme machine" after I moved to Chicago /cc @heyjoshua @jhamlett
Oct 8, 2015 3:10 PM
RT @QConSF: Learn about the life of a @twitter #JVM engineer @TonyPrintezis at #qconsf http://t.co/VYZiNYFka9
Oct 8, 2015 2:53 PM
@tedd4u is this why everybody is talking about container-based applications these days? https://t.co/c9ZtCq0jqq
Oct 8, 2015 6:39 AM
@markog @skialpine El Niño might just mean a ton of rain and ice if temps are not consistently below freezing.
Oct 8, 2015 6:27 AM
@esten Pretty sure municipal government has a greater impact on denizens then the state or federal governments. So yeah, vote for him.
Oct 8, 2015 5:29 AM
@DanielleSucher i've left my delivered pre-order in the mailbox to actually get other stuff done and eventually get some sleep this evening
Oct 8, 2015 5:26 AM
RT @sarahmei: Say goodbye to flaky tests FOREVER! https://t.co/Wz7W4oYVro
Oct 8, 2015 5:06 AM
@shatil it seems new...only noticed it myself a few weeks ago. http://t.co/p0szNGnwTc
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Oct 8, 2015 4:07 AM
RT @tarashoe: have you tried shutting the book and opening it back up again
Oct 7, 2015 11:32 PM
Today in sneakernet news: "it has a Kindle on the side, which functions as an automatic shipping label" http://t.co/srmj0CInpC
Oct 7, 2015 10:47 PM
@crankymate you haven't truly worked at Twitter until you have worked at Twitter with "The Benny Hill Theme" playing on repeat for an hour.
Oct 7, 2015 9:32 PM
Number one with a bullet: according to iTunes, these are the 10 songs I listen to the most when I'm in the office. http://t.co/5xFKS4k2zq
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Oct 7, 2015 7:46 PM
@SusanPotter http://t.co/O2qKxsTKu4
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Oct 7, 2015 7:25 PM
@SFBART can we start with this elevator button? https://t.co/lS4ItvnQCQ
Oct 7, 2015 4:24 PM
Now they are just fucking with us. http://t.co/FPhJAlmx64
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Oct 7, 2015 4:16 PM
PA announcements claim current @SFBART delays are in the Daly City/SFO dir, empirical evidence suggests opposite. http://t.co/G7sv91eAQK
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Oct 7, 2015 1:43 PM
RT @jess: Wow. Now *this* is a post on diversity. We as an industry need this type of sharp rhetoric to wake up (by @chamath). https://t.co…
Oct 7, 2015 3:31 AM
@karaswisher @dickc welp, I guess I'm actually going to have to start watching this show now...can someone catch me up on the plot so far?
Oct 7, 2015 3:23 AM
Game over, so no more topical tweets in my timeline from people I don't follow. Love this feature. #TwitterMoments http://t.co/sIqqzoyH8e
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Oct 7, 2015 3:13 AM
Pretty stoked on this ephemeral event follow in #TwitterMoments. Perfect timing for the postseason. http://t.co/L7tDr35YBy
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Oct 7, 2015 12:44 AM
You can't make this up. Street elevator at Embarcadero *literally* full of trash. #BART #MUNI http://t.co/FOnU62iEAN
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Oct 6, 2015 11:51 PM
Oh, hi there watch. Trust what computer? You mean the computer my *phone* is connected to? Another nearby computer? http://t.co/RKsYbwwjMV
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Oct 6, 2015 10:26 PM
#LoveWhereYouWork http://t.co/L0JHGB4x6i
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Oct 6, 2015 10:10 PM
Just watched @heyjoshua fave one of my tweets.
Oct 6, 2015 10:03 PM
I had the distinct pleasure of turning @HiveTheory in to building security this afternoon. Good seeing you James! http://t.co/8aHlRoRqV7
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Oct 6, 2015 8:52 PM
@heyjoshua as long as we all agree that git < Perforce, monorepo-wise
Oct 6, 2015 8:46 PM
@nickjg2 @alexmk that the Vanny G?
Oct 6, 2015 7:56 PM
Be in the moment. #seethe http://t.co/d5qZusjUoK
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Oct 6, 2015 4:34 PM
@micheal minimum viable product
Oct 6, 2015 4:33 PM
Love that @iraglass is using @twitter to complain about horrible state of HR and payroll software. #SerialSeason2 https://t.co/X4yC8ZuSf7
Oct 6, 2015 4:19 PM
This broken button in the @SFBART & @sfmta_muni elevator at Embarcadero was "fixed" with paper and tape. #BART #MUNI http://t.co/Bb1pOzdXGI
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Oct 6, 2015 4:32 AM
This (new?) segment of @SportsCenter that focuses on over/under bets is pretty damn annoying. I can blame @DraftKings et al for this, right?
Oct 6, 2015 4:20 AM
@slyphon @peterseibel à côté, «l'enfer, c'est les autres»
Oct 6, 2015 4:05 AM
@towns @notthefakeSVP @Lions overturning the call and penalizing the @Seahawks != @Lions win ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oct 6, 2015 4:03 AM
@towns meh https://t.co/dqqe5L3SAb
Oct 6, 2015 4:01 AM
@notthefakeSVP sure, sure, bad call, and sucks for the @Lions, but the better you perform the less randomness determines the outcome. Maybe.
Oct 5, 2015 10:33 PM
@gmacisme Not bad. Not bad. Maybe not as epic as a California sunset, but points for grilling outside in October while on the East Coast.
Oct 5, 2015 9:12 PM
I'm often asked what it's like working at @twitter, well, this is what it's like working at @twitter with @spaceriker http://t.co/ZCa4VW6V5p
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Oct 5, 2015 4:49 PM
On a related note: are there any Hubertus Bigend parody accounts out there?
Oct 5, 2015 4:46 PM
"It's like Hyperloop, but with ekranoplans."
Oct 5, 2015 4:03 PM
@jayholler s/boss' boss' boss' boss/great-great-grandboss (h/t @amyt)
Oct 5, 2015 12:47 PM
RT @jack: We are naming @adambain COO of Twitter, we're working to change the composition of our Board, and I will serve as CEO of Twitter …
Oct 5, 2015 4:50 AM
"Say 'decorative gourd season' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker." http://t.co/jHOhVpbR1K
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Oct 5, 2015 3:37 AM
@marcprecipice @observer I feel like the @nytimes puzzle app is already changing the game. And providing Will Shortz with some amazing data
Oct 5, 2015 1:40 AM
@seb_m @AGoldmund I'll have to watch it again once I finish gleaming this here cube
Oct 5, 2015 12:30 AM
@AGoldmund maybe it's an ice-skating term?
Oct 5, 2015 12:30 AM
@AGoldmund never heard of such a thing
Oct 4, 2015 5:57 PM
'The scheme is not configured for testing. Edit the scheme to enable testing, or cancel the action.' Xcode: Simple things made impossible.
Oct 3, 2015 9:57 PM
Siri decided to listen in on a discussion @pgarg and I were having about load balancers and was of no use whatsoever. http://t.co/3UZeuIDLyR
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Oct 3, 2015 9:11 PM
Hacking Swift.
Oct 3, 2015 3:50 PM
@RedBullSnow @TravRice OHAI @baldfacelodge!
Oct 3, 2015 4:10 AM
So what is the point of/how do I use this "TIME TRAVEL" feature on #applewatch? http://t.co/pDKFvfq43s
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Oct 3, 2015 3:56 AM
RT @Pinboard: How about an office bucket list? Things you need to do at work before you can die inside
Oct 3, 2015 3:53 AM
@pmorelli @sm this might help (on OS X of course) $ curl https://t.co/TBcAu1tbBk >> 5monkeys.rb $ ruby 5monkeys.rb | say
Oct 3, 2015 3:40 AM
@adrianfcole valar morghulis
Oct 3, 2015 1:49 AM
RT @rmgn: Important: Service A (client) is calling Service B (server). Is Service A downstream or upstream?
Oct 3, 2015 1:22 AM
I'm pretty stoked about @twitter's new mascot. http://t.co/Tk8TRYJYtr
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Oct 2, 2015 10:44 PM
Congrats to @antolnar on his new role as Twitter's resident expert on all things strftime.
Oct 2, 2015 10:38 PM
RT @Pinboard: If you only read one book this year, what the hell is wrong with you?
Oct 2, 2015 7:27 PM
@cra @TwitterOSS sad sad fave
Oct 2, 2015 6:09 AM
@NuttySwiss psst, @spaceriker, I think he's talking to you. http://t.co/auzF3vGZvG
Oct 2, 2015 5:59 AM
@NuttySwiss paging @phoe6 and @amolweb
Oct 2, 2015 5:56 AM
This Thomas Cambell joint is a pretty great skate film. 99.9% shot in Spain and 00.1% shot in SF. https://t.co/DhE1E7NHDK
Oct 2, 2015 5:19 AM
@satanjeev Hah! Same here. @pgarg is in Carmel for an offsite, so this my current status. http://t.co/FqX35yCLu2
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Oct 2, 2015 4:26 AM
RT @rolandlisf: Vintage tech shuttle. http://t.co/lMhuo8zAKu
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Oct 2, 2015 1:49 AM
RT @BillNye: I'm deeply sorry for those affected by today's tragedy. If this incident bothers you as much as it bothers me, let’s vote to c…
Oct 2, 2015 1:48 AM
RT @dagskeenan: Only a few days left to raise money for Step-up for Down Syndrome. Help me raise money for a good cause! http://t.co/67wW…
Oct 1, 2015 11:57 PM
RT @skamille: Decided to do a version of a classic @jmhodges blog post, but for managers: Engineering Management for Young Bloods. http://t…
Oct 1, 2015 11:22 PM
@peterseibel @cbrumelle @gln D'oh!
Oct 1, 2015 8:10 PM
@jamesiry perhaps we can all compromise on an apostrophe combined with imagining it spoken in a Cockney accent: thresh'old
Oct 1, 2015 4:35 PM
@kellan it was if your car got towed circa 2004.
Oct 1, 2015 5:03 AM
@mmihic "It's like Uber, but for misanthropy"
Oct 1, 2015 4:47 AM
"The Richmond crews maintain 291 train cars out of @SFBART's fleet of 669 total cars." http://t.co/IOWtGDWS02
Oct 1, 2015 3:33 AM
@heyjoshua suck it Wisco!
Oct 1, 2015 3:20 AM
RT @caitie: @kellabyte lol what my services do 1.5 billion writes per minute ~25 million writes per second
Oct 1, 2015 2:17 AM
@gln we still have this in the city you know... http://t.co/mE6r0txsgn
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Oct 1, 2015 2:13 AM
Paging Don DeLillo. http://t.co/10KglnzYtm
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