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Jan 31, 2016 10:07 PM
@kf :-) intentionally...you are totally fine...though I keep forgetting to take out the slow-mo drone from the audio.
Jan 31, 2016 10:05 PM
Mallards and American Coots at Lake Merced this morning. https://t.co/hUI3xir5NT
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Jan 31, 2016 7:39 PM
@LarryLivermore look, I just hate him 'cause he don't have to work.
Jan 30, 2016 10:25 PM
Spoiler alert: turns out Ben Weasel *is* an asshole. https://t.co/ICpGQSG8iS
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Jan 30, 2016 8:50 PM
Fun family hike in Glen Park canyon this morning. https://t.co/SSOc8n8xsl
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Jan 30, 2016 8:38 PM
@peterhartlaub @sfchronicle can you imagine what Glen Park must have looked like? A mini Jackson Hole...my god, the mind boggles. /cc @cmort
Jan 30, 2016 8:36 PM
RT @peterhartlaub: .@sfchronicle readers sending me fantastic SF snow images. From Tony Wasserman, this is Diamond Heights in 1976. https:/…
Jan 30, 2016 3:18 PM
@heyjoshua "Red Truck"? What is this, some kind of "The Little Blue Truck" knock-off?
Jan 30, 2016 5:11 AM
RT @noahlt: "Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way." This is why UNIX uses zero for success & nonzer…
Jan 30, 2016 3:02 AM
@jco @esten you all follow @__koyaanisqatsi right? It's possibly the greatest Twitter bot ever.
Jan 29, 2016 9:55 PM
WTF..do I need to join @AppleMusic now just to listen to Apple Radio? That sucks. https://t.co/6PeU19P1C9
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Jan 29, 2016 7:53 PM
RT @brewster_kahle: Wayback Machine bigger: now 464,676,474,000 web items (pages images videos etc). weee! go @internetarchive !
Jan 29, 2016 6:04 PM
@cbrumelle they are still holding out for an acquisition by @SierraGames https://t.co/Yp20IkNRwp
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Jan 29, 2016 3:50 PM
@alexislloyd this what I use @Flickr's search for. :-)
Jan 29, 2016 7:13 AM
@spaceriker I'm afraid you are gonna have to explain this one to me..."oneonteam"?
Jan 29, 2016 4:46 AM
RT @markbao: Evolved brain: "I have a flight in 4 hours, I should sleep" Lizard brain: "I need to find out why Ben Folds Five temporarily …
Jan 29, 2016 4:45 AM
@Chase please don't do this...the city needs more than yet another stadium.
Jan 29, 2016 3:54 AM
My ~2yo daughter claps & cheers with the #GOPDbate audience when they applaud the candidates. Intense parental cognitive dissonance.
Jan 29, 2016 3:33 AM
@tejal29 @areitz @cchen @HiveTheory afaik @chee1bot is still here...uh right chee?
Jan 29, 2016 3:22 AM
Just tuning in (with much trepidation) to #GOPDebate. What (I hesitate to ask) have I missed so far?
Jan 28, 2016 11:23 PM
Watching @jonnysun IRL show me highlights from my timeline, but as a slideshow. It's pretty awesome. Also he just name-checked FLUXUS.
Jan 28, 2016 8:37 PM
I started tweeting in 2006 & started working for Twitter in 2013. Stoked to be here building something I love with awesome people. #oneteam
Jan 28, 2016 6:09 PM
RT @TheEllenShow: For every tweet and retweet with #BellLetsTalk today, 5¢ goes to mental health initiatives. So, let’s see how many retwee…
Jan 28, 2016 4:27 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: Excited to have pushed my first #NIO change to #OpenJDK! See JDK-8147468. https://t.co/Zw0gKCnust
Jan 28, 2016 4:30 AM
@mrp @salesforce @Benioff @Recode @warriors @KurtWagner8 😀 affordable housing development would be actual progress, not so much a stadium.
Jan 28, 2016 3:50 AM
@mrp maybe @salesforce & @Benioff are finally figuring out that this is a terrible idea for SF? @Recode @warriors @KurtWagner8
Jan 28, 2016 1:26 AM
@steve_m_ayotte a "Perlis" language, as in Alan Perlis https://t.co/owYTgT6xw5
Jan 27, 2016 9:10 PM
Great talk by BART Director @josefow at @twitter today. Excited for the future of our public transportation! https://t.co/8iKJYY0p9K
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Jan 27, 2016 5:13 PM
@gmacisme Webinars Poetica
Jan 27, 2016 5:01 PM
@gmacisme webinars longa, vita brevis
Jan 27, 2016 5:51 AM
RT @burritojustice: part of SF Bar Pilots exam involves hand-drawing a detailed map of San Francisco Bay from memory https://t.co/L1anFvqaZP
Jan 26, 2016 8:26 PM
@artspander @peterhartlaub "Due to a problem with the @Microsoft Surface™ used to keep score on Sunday, the @Patriots will advance to #SB50"
Jan 26, 2016 8:05 PM
RIP Abe Vigoda. https://t.co/IVzSOulIU9
Jan 26, 2016 4:00 PM
RT @ariscott: Twitter's original name was "Sentence Contest"
Jan 26, 2016 3:27 PM
RT @BileCube: If everyone contributes a small amount of their income, we can pool all the resources together to defeat socialism https://t.…
Jan 26, 2016 5:43 AM
Bernal real estate infoviz. Love the microhood names, complicated feels about prices. #sutrito (via @burritojustice) https://t.co/ZDAjlEGkbN
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Jan 26, 2016 5:34 AM
RT @timbray: How about some government buys Twitter and offers it as a public service?
Jan 26, 2016 5:03 AM
@njm nothing but dropbears as far as the eye can see
Jan 26, 2016 5:01 AM
RT @LarryChiang: Steph Curry is very good at basketball
Jan 25, 2016 5:26 PM
TIL: https://t.co/T85dNh5If5
Jan 25, 2016 5:22 PM
Just noticed this thing embedded in the sidewalk at the end of our street. https://t.co/MVRLcoodZC
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Jan 25, 2016 5:06 PM
RT @SFWater: See what the underside of our egg shaped digesters look like in person. #sfsewer https://t.co/Oi2ALPQTcW https://t.co/StxCmX6a…
Jan 25, 2016 6:24 AM
RT @happierman: when someone says 'i'm a dog person,' i always say 'i'm a lizard person' and then i peel off my face
Jan 25, 2016 6:18 AM
@hacks would love to catch one migrating...beautiful bird. I mostly visit CAN in the winter, but one day. One day. https://t.co/XGC6HxZCsS
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Jan 25, 2016 5:48 AM
Today's birds: American Coots, Mallards, Ring-billed Gulls, Anna's hummingbirds, and a greasy Brewer's blackbird. https://t.co/7Cjn5lWA5R
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Jan 24, 2016 11:14 PM
@EAEO @jhamlett too risky, he needs to stopped right now
Jan 24, 2016 9:57 PM
RT @rodger_sherman: Microsoft: "Please stop calling them iPads." Announcers: "got it." (a week later) Announcers: "The MICROSOFT SURFACES…
Jan 24, 2016 9:30 PM
RT @zseward: Satya Nadella's nightmare on loop. https://t.co/Gv0Rg662Z8
Jan 24, 2016 9:29 PM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: I call them the New England Patriarchy because no matter what I want them to lose.
Jan 24, 2016 9:08 PM
@crsy they are probably required to say "@Microsoft Surface Pro" every time due to the marketing and endorsement agreement. :-)
Jan 24, 2016 9:05 PM
I love that the @Patriots are struggling because of "issues with their @Microsoft tablets"! Software is eating the world indeed. #DENvsNE
Jan 24, 2016 4:37 PM
RT @triketora: Don't walk on escalators. It's faster if everyone stands. https://t.co/EWK3kA88ea
Jan 24, 2016 6:29 AM
An interesting point in the history of personal computing, but this narrative lacks depth and detail. A solid 'meh'. https://t.co/OscydNRRve
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Jan 24, 2016 3:47 AM
RT @J_Goldstein: Eating popcorn is: you eat a piece of popcorn, you forget what popcorn tastes like, you have another, you forget, etc.
Jan 23, 2016 8:39 PM
Shout to all the spam bots and humans who have helped me get to 1000 followers. My personal brand says "Thanks!". https://t.co/GYrIRxonfM
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Jan 23, 2016 4:50 AM
RT @NBA: STEPH CURRY IS NOT HUMAN! #NBARapidReplay #INDatGSW https://t.co/F3en3CEH2t
Jan 23, 2016 4:47 AM
@triketora that Chicago @FieldNotesBrand edition...wow.
Jan 23, 2016 4:27 AM
RT @KNBR: Steph Curry’s range is getting out of hand: https://t.co/SrryCfSu3g
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Jan 22, 2016 6:25 PM
"Ceci n'est pas un escalator fonctionnel." Shout out to @SFBART for challenging preconceived ideas of availability. https://t.co/JcxzSXZxSD
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Jan 22, 2016 6:10 PM
RT @mtnygard: Next up: NullKernels. App is statically linked, runs directly on host OS. Host OS does HW abstraction, virtualization. No VM …
Jan 22, 2016 6:08 PM
@jayholler TBH, I give it to "Debaser" on that album. https://t.co/rmAq39Fmja #nsfw
Jan 22, 2016 3:17 PM
RT @ModjoG: Great news for #Chandigarh #Startups. @clicklabs #Jugnoo Closes $5.5M Series B For Its #Uber for Auto-Rickshaw app https://t.co…
Jan 22, 2016 8:11 AM
RT @eye_like_sharx: you couldn't handle my undivided attention
Jan 22, 2016 7:00 AM
https://t.co/QJnY1RiuTx
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Jan 22, 2016 5:09 AM
@shinypb "Between the World and Me" https://t.co/bdRbXXYFmR
Jan 22, 2016 5:06 AM
@shinypb The Smartest Guys in the Room: The Amazing Rise and Scandalous Fall of Enron https://t.co/iMwBiSrclo
Jan 22, 2016 3:32 AM
@micheal @jem_nz @metamarkets congrats Jacob!!
Jan 22, 2016 12:49 AM
@gln Nah, dc673307035595ce9ca9437eb20d31f2df5b290f is the lead singer, with a5a0c9eca0c95fc93d40b191f36a753ef033b80d on the keytar.
Jan 22, 2016 12:34 AM
Gonna start a band called "The Bad SHAs".
Jan 22, 2016 12:28 AM
@thebrollyapp @njm I felt you did a great job articulating the existential angst of living in a non-deterministic universe.
Jan 22, 2016 12:19 AM
RT @sailorhg: hire people not like you https://t.co/yt25l3mfQ4
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Jan 21, 2016 7:31 PM
@SFBART any expected issues getting a stroller in/out of Embarcadero during the SuperbOwl? Embarcadero elevators will be in service, yes?
Jan 21, 2016 5:46 PM
@hacks anything we should be looking into? We are considering doing vision quests instead of roadmaps in Q1. cc: @cvarming @TonyPrintezis
Jan 21, 2016 7:26 AM
@SFCityCIO @HarvardBiz I've come to see mtgs as Schumpeterian "waste": hard to see direct return on investment but indirectly creating value
Jan 21, 2016 7:13 AM
@Holger I *really* hope the giant gravitational anomaly on the edge of the universe is a planet & not the start of every Sci-Fi story ever
Jan 21, 2016 7:06 AM
@jmhodges same here. I mean the card itself been replaced like a million times because security breaches, but same provider/card for 22 yrs.
Jan 21, 2016 7:01 AM
"Planet 9 from Outer Space" https://t.co/QYP16TVzqb
Jan 21, 2016 6:54 AM
@njm @thebrollyapp "Later: mostly unknown"
Jan 21, 2016 4:54 AM
Craig Mackerel #FishHipHop @midnight
Jan 21, 2016 3:17 AM
RT @gwenifill: True story. @JudyWoodruff offered me a ride home tonight. That was 2.5 hrs ago. #dcsnow #pals4life
Jan 20, 2016 5:32 PM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: My boss wants me to stop signing all of my emails to her "The Lannisters send their regards."
Jan 20, 2016 4:22 PM
@jhamlett 😭😭😭
Jan 20, 2016 3:07 PM
Twitter's @vinucharanya and @WomenWhoCode rang the bell to open @NYSE this morning! /cc: @jack https://t.co/wSn72F0afU
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Jan 20, 2016 2:51 PM
RT @micheal: Stoked to see @twitter tweep @vinucharanya & @womenwhocode crew ringing the NYSE bell today! https://t.co/b6rxUEvRnE https://t…
Jan 20, 2016 7:05 AM
RT @mat: This will be a disaster https://t.co/t4YF8q6mwR
Jan 20, 2016 6:49 AM
This is pretty epic: https://t.co/P5fmKhbAbD
Jan 20, 2016 5:43 AM
RT @burritojustice: I SAY EKRANO, YOU SAY
Jan 20, 2016 1:26 AM
Rerouting from BART to MUNI because of eastbound delays. https://t.co/L7GCZlxCbQ
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Jan 19, 2016 9:31 PM
This is a really, really bad idea, right? https://t.co/iCeDD6TfvK
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Jan 19, 2016 9:04 PM
Current status. https://t.co/VRp9xsLkvP
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Jan 19, 2016 7:14 PM
@ryanhuber @shinypb IIRC the Southern hemisphere has Summer when it's winter here, so...(does some calculations)...mid-July, I think.
Jan 19, 2016 7:05 PM
RT @zittrain: Or as some would call it, "taxes." https://t.co/DOVGN4OUNC
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Jan 19, 2016 6:17 PM
@cra it's windy as fuck here...safe landings!
Jan 19, 2016 6:11 PM
More fun in store. https://t.co/aAGDaPw5Rt
Jan 19, 2016 4:52 PM
@xsgreene wait until they hear about Flickr!
Jan 19, 2016 4:35 PM
@lachlan @GreatDismal the @WuTangClan iPad case on the coffee table is the perfect compliment.
Jan 19, 2016 4:30 PM
RT @SFBARTalert: 10 min delay in downtown Oak in SFO, MLBR and DALY dirs due to wet weather conditions.
Jan 19, 2016 4:30 PM
@hunterwalk Hanlon's razor at nation-state scale.
Jan 19, 2016 4:51 AM
@burritojustice also, how fucked is the elevator gonna get for people in wheelchairs, pushing strollers, or with other accessibility issues?
Jan 18, 2016 11:08 PM
Sandbag filling life-hack: cut bottom out of plastic pail & slit side for a collar to allow easy fill from shovel. https://t.co/Zj1MTl9cxm
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Jan 18, 2016 10:57 PM
Heavy rain means flooding, erosion, and runoff at the Surrey St. community stairs project. https://t.co/8xwGfUpZE6
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Jan 18, 2016 4:12 AM
On my toddler's bib, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming. https://t.co/kLPf5oSeyk
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Jan 18, 2016 3:45 AM
@aroetter @connorbhoops most Wisconsinites are a solid follow.
Jan 18, 2016 3:21 AM
@waferbaby chatted with @njm today and this checks out.
Jan 18, 2016 12:41 AM
I promise I'll never try to add unit tests to my Xcode project if it will just let me build again. https://t.co/gNtp8ToTQc
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Jan 17, 2016 11:02 PM
@NuttySwiss @amazon "How the robot wars started? Welp, first they went looking for all the smart people..."
Jan 17, 2016 4:18 PM
It's been awhile. https://t.co/WflJurbTlN
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Jan 17, 2016 4:38 AM
RT @nickweaver: NFL overtime rules are the dumbest
Jan 17, 2016 4:26 AM
RT @superchunk: Oh my god
Jan 17, 2016 4:26 AM
Unreal.
Jan 16, 2016 9:43 PM
@ESPNNFL uh, can we vote again?
Jan 16, 2016 6:15 PM
@sknthla improv...seriously
Jan 16, 2016 3:17 AM
RT @sfmta_muni: HeadsUp: Commuter tow away, residential parking permits and Monday-Friday street sweeping will not be enforced this Monday.
Jan 15, 2016 8:25 PM
RT @melvillehouse: ways to have more time for reading this weekend —wake up earlier —quit your job —approach the speed of light
Jan 15, 2016 4:50 AM
@sippey @lisaphillips someone needs to curate a show (or start a @tumblr) of Post-It™ art by the countless bored MFAs working in cube farms.
Jan 15, 2016 4:42 AM
Went for a walk this afternoon while WFH and spotted a couple of Dark-eyed Juncoes in the @sotashows parking lot. https://t.co/eMAomN2RZ9
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Jan 15, 2016 4:20 AM
@adrianfcole back in the day I used to discover great indie music while on hold with (pre-acquisition by mega-ISP) @Speakeasynet
Jan 15, 2016 2:15 AM
RT @Sharonsingsong: Individual in #SF #Bart tunnel has "successfully been retrieved" but incident has led to MAJOR delays. https://t.co/9UW…
Jan 15, 2016 2:05 AM
Oh yay, the kid's daycare is on the border of these closed streets. Will be fun commuting w/ stroller & many idiots. https://t.co/eybAHbGqPN
Jan 15, 2016 12:36 AM
@waferbaby does it say "fuck-off Super Bowl" or just "Super Bowl"?
Jan 14, 2016 9:27 PM
Congrats to @shaft on the new gig and to @entelo on a great hire! https://t.co/W5gwDuwFDN
Jan 14, 2016 4:46 PM
@LAReviewofBooks @NeinQuarterly Sigh...unsuprisingly it looks like that's been punned before: https://t.co/PVitiNJGKL
Jan 14, 2016 4:39 PM
@LAReviewofBooks @NeinQuarterly Foucault: "Après moi, le Deleuze."
Jan 14, 2016 2:45 AM
RT @Pinboard: Celebrating my 16th year as a Perl programmer by typing ‘perl print current year’ into google
Jan 13, 2016 4:49 PM
@NeinQuarterly Will to Powerball.
Jan 13, 2016 2:57 PM
@roach https://t.co/lFpfvnJz05
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Jan 13, 2016 8:16 AM
RT @Stareagle: Edward Jones Dome was built in 1995. Missouri still owes $72 million in stadium bonds, while St. Louis city and STL county o…
Jan 13, 2016 7:32 AM
Late night sketches on coffee filters with Sharpies and the toddler's crayons. https://t.co/qzhG2OzDoC
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Jan 13, 2016 6:37 AM
@stewart try the @PIXIES #LoudQuietLoud
Jan 13, 2016 4:20 AM
@firepile @AahnaBrown eating lots of yogurt :-)
Jan 13, 2016 3:16 AM
Watching the #SOTU with @AahnaBrown. https://t.co/WijHPBD0Tk
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Jan 12, 2016 11:57 PM
@theatrus https://t.co/WX7laOu3Bi
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Jan 12, 2016 3:57 PM
@cra https://t.co/LrmqaAHM6b
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Jan 12, 2016 3:20 PM
@cra wtf is a "gitter room"?
Jan 12, 2016 2:32 PM
I'm voting for @jeffvandermeer in 2016. #MakeAmbergrisGreatAgain https://t.co/jTM7j4fshy
Jan 12, 2016 2:19 PM
RT @UpshotNYT: When being a team player can work to women's disadvantage. https://t.co/niUhQYmxOT https://t.co/7atSD147jZ
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Jan 12, 2016 2:08 PM
@ksrenev Nikon D50
Jan 12, 2016 8:33 AM
A great, golden bridge: I happened to have my SLR with me at a team offsite with a great view of the Bay Bridge. https://t.co/auNvlPZ5NT
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Jan 12, 2016 5:55 AM
RT @burritojustice: bernal-bowie dance party https://t.co/Jd15tsudoZ
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Jan 12, 2016 1:37 AM
OH: "These margaritas are pretty good, but I prefer the James Bond margaritas in that different glass." cc: @micheal https://t.co/AeruBSHFzM
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Jan 12, 2016 12:26 AM
Current offsite status/future location of Super Bowl 50 Fan Village. https://t.co/kcfSsJXaCX
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Jan 11, 2016 10:15 PM
RT @mickaellaunay: La vraie forme de la Grande Ourse. https://t.co/BrfgOrYSXF
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Jan 11, 2016 7:28 PM
RT @tameverts: 13 hours to get your #VelocityConf proposal in. You can do it! https://t.co/sQHtAC7NE9 #webperf #perfmatters
Jan 11, 2016 7:27 PM
RT @Pseudoacacia: Tough couple days for this guy https://t.co/PohdPkbl6M
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Jan 11, 2016 7:22 PM
Yeah, recorded snippet is the bridge from "Space Oddity". He was playing the chorus as I exited. IMO, that dude is the best busker in SF.
Jan 11, 2016 6:01 PM
Accordion guy at Civic Center playing Bowie this AM. https://t.co/9ruhMxt5sC
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Jan 11, 2016 4:46 PM
RT @WillOremus: Early money was on "unicorpse" for word of the year, but "unpivot" is a solid darkhorse. https://t.co/SHx6pvvvNY
Jan 11, 2016 4:43 PM
RT @benthompson: The best compliment to David Bowie is how engrossing David Bowie RIP Twitter is.
Jan 11, 2016 3:09 PM
RT @gray: "David, who shall we invite to the wedding?" "Bono. Ono. Eno." "I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard." http://t.co/U8…
Jan 11, 2016 3:06 PM
I got turned on to the deeper cuts of Bowie via @jmascis's "Andy Warhol"-riffed mutated cover of "Quicksand" https://t.co/bwQ77B9a2h #RIP
Jan 11, 2016 3:02 PM
@DanielleSucher I'm so sorry.
Jan 11, 2016 3:21 AM
RT @bridgetkromhout: One day left to submit your talk ideas to @velocityconf! You’re the only one who can tell your story; let’s hear it! h…
Jan 10, 2016 11:27 PM
RT @wassilyk: Happy International Donald Fagen day, a.k.a. Donald Fagen's 68th birthday #donaldfagen #steelydan https://t.co/jLc5auRoIz
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Jan 10, 2016 11:19 PM
Spotted a Golden-crowned sparrow in Glen Park canyon and a Red-breasted Nuthatch near Upper Douglas dog park today. https://t.co/V1h9tIleIo
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Jan 10, 2016 4:30 PM
"Communicate fearlessly to build trust." https://t.co/dGS04qrn8Y
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Jan 10, 2016 4:26 PM
RT @bombsfall: Make art. Make rent. Help others do the same.
Jan 10, 2016 7:38 AM
"It was like I was making the world's tiniest shivs." - @jwz https://t.co/QyfhGmqrmM
Jan 10, 2016 7:30 AM
@slyphon @cmeik https://t.co/hxZKhTzjJW
Jan 10, 2016 7:26 AM
@slyphon @cmeik I'll go with "Against the Grain" and "Generator" as my fave albums.
Jan 10, 2016 4:23 AM
Hey @mmihic: @cmort and I are drinking your super expensive booze. Cheers! https://t.co/8dEThdtziv
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Jan 9, 2016 11:54 PM
Welcome to our high-frequency future. https://t.co/OblCVIt3u6
Jan 9, 2016 3:08 PM
@CAStateParks at *least* 48...runoff is a huge problem
Jan 9, 2016 4:46 AM
RT @tmbg: Today in TMBG: Jan. 8, 1990 Flood is released https://t.co/ZlEsZ4JMFf
Jan 8, 2016 11:36 PM
@jayholler BARTcoin...it's the latest in crypto-currency...cryptosporidium-currency that is!
Jan 8, 2016 11:33 PM
@jayholler I feel that anyone brave enough to pull back the cushions on a BART seat to find coins deserves every cent they find
Jan 8, 2016 6:34 PM
Google Hangouts seems to be having issues so I'm using HipChat video like some kind of animal. /cc: @cvarming
Jan 8, 2016 6:16 PM
RT @stevejang: Wow, useful hot key for design. https://t.co/YeLqJCzI9s
Jan 8, 2016 5:35 PM
In 2016 heshers write the URLs of their favorite band's websites on the walls of BART elevators while they get high. https://t.co/BM4PFaoXbY
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Jan 8, 2016 4:02 PM
@heyjoshua https://t.co/IYf5rzrINL
Jan 8, 2016 6:09 AM
RT @kshkuratoff: Now's your chance to come hang out with me (and other amazing people) at DevOpsDays Vancouver this April! https://t.co/ZDH…
Jan 8, 2016 5:27 AM
RT @dancohen: Noted: public libraries showing their patrons how much they are saving by using the library https://t.co/6VD3iDvOal https://t…
Jan 8, 2016 4:44 AM
@doriantaylor previously https://t.co/uPRf1e0nQg
Jan 8, 2016 4:00 AM
@olix0r @slyphon I believe the preferred term is "snake people"
Jan 7, 2016 10:00 PM
RT @pourmecoffee: Badass. "Snowy owl spotted soaring on Montreal traffic camera" https://t.co/bkx5UKdvl0 https://t.co/estDdCyrKo
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Jan 7, 2016 6:15 PM
RT @lilitaylor: Excellent piece on the Oregon standoff and birds. https://t.co/Yu2FzTKVE1
Jan 7, 2016 6:13 PM
Day 3: this hellish, un-effervescent nightmare continues with no end to our deprivation in sight https://t.co/joHealm5iR
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Jan 7, 2016 6:03 PM
RT @cra: "Bloomberg Trades Static Clusters For Homegrown @ApacheMesos" https://t.co/Stp0FhogvQ
Jan 7, 2016 5:32 PM
@egd we used books published by @timoreilly and viewed source.
Jan 7, 2016 4:54 PM
RT @cra: .@mesoscon is happening again... this time in Denver! :) https://t.co/SvRGY6VBaY https://t.co/ZIIKIHb8hs
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Jan 7, 2016 3:12 PM
RT @sfmta_muni: Tip: Check our Twitter page regularly for info about reroutes/delays caused by weather.
Jan 7, 2016 2:04 PM
RT @AudubonCA: Leucistic Anna's Hummingbird in Livermore: Unusual bird takes up residence in birder's backyard https://t.co/nO26VqqdgS #rar…
Jan 7, 2016 5:25 AM
@waferbaby Ugh. Yep. Terrible people, terrible pasta.
Jan 7, 2016 4:50 AM
@gpapilion @BarillaUS I boiled it like normal pasta...cooked quicker than normal pasta...seemed ok for the toddler. I bought it by accident.
Jan 7, 2016 3:40 AM
Can I cook this @BarillaUS Pronto™ pasta like regular pasta or do I have to follow the weird no-boil instructions? https://t.co/MF9TLyZ7Dz
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Jan 7, 2016 1:31 AM
@srw @SFBART @sfmta_muni if only Mitch Hedberg were alive to see this.
Jan 7, 2016 1:28 AM
@towns @SFBART @sfmta_muni the escalator is working though...so we got that going for us. https://t.co/zEWe4eomuR
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Jan 7, 2016 1:21 AM
Oh great, now the *stairs* are out of order too. https://t.co/Pex3Qv0tNA
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Jan 6, 2016 11:39 PM
Finally figured out what @heyjoshua's been working on for the last year. https://t.co/1Zy1WfcpEX
Jan 6, 2016 11:21 PM
RT @NightValeRadio: Throwback Thursday. Fling forward Friday. Throw everything in every direction Saturday. Jail cell Sunday.
Jan 6, 2016 5:40 PM
@jem_nz well, I certainly *don't* believe in freeloaders taking advantage of the system #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Jan 6, 2016 5:39 PM
@towns we can drop the pretense of civility, John, I know it was you who left the (dog?) poop on my doorstep
Jan 6, 2016 5:34 PM
This is not a victimless crime, people!
Jan 6, 2016 5:34 PM
I realized this morning that if you throw your dog's poop away in my trashcan you are stealing a tiny portion of my garbage bandwidth.
Jan 6, 2016 5:11 PM
RT @aarontrites: If people are upset about $600 for VR just wait until they find out about the staggering cost of actual reality
Jan 6, 2016 4:16 PM
RT @SFBARTalert: 10 min delay between 24TH and BALB in SFO and MLBR dirs due to equip prob.
Jan 6, 2016 2:43 PM
RT @sfmta_muni: ATTN: All Cable Car Lines will be serviced by buses until further notice.
Jan 6, 2016 1:27 PM
@monfil22 @douglab2 Politics? I thought we were talking about the Kardashians.
Jan 6, 2016 6:09 AM
@esten https://t.co/IYf5rzrINL
Jan 6, 2016 4:29 AM
RT @cproppe: #SanFrancisco help find lost watch for $ reward. May be on hill by Fort Mason. "Anne S. Bulger" engraved on back. https://t.co…
Jan 6, 2016 4:21 AM
RT @Sativa888: My friend says #water in Bernal Heights is brownish. She wants to know if anyone else has this issue #SF #SFwater #CAdrought
Jan 5, 2016 10:26 PM
RT @jack: https://t.co/bc5RwqPcAX
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Jan 5, 2016 8:32 PM
@heyjoshua @amolweb @rort @towns once again you conflate Derrida's assertion of primacy of the reader with the more typical post-modern cont
Jan 5, 2016 8:24 PM
@heyjoshua @rort @towns I concur...the issues here are many and there is a fair amount of complexity as you so eloquently put it. Firstly th
Jan 5, 2016 7:32 PM
@monfil22 @douglab2 uh...how did you know I was watching the Kardashians? #mindblown That is some freaky shit! Can you see me typing this?!
Jan 5, 2016 5:49 PM
RT @melvillehouse: finally, I can compose a tweet that's just the word "books" written 2,000 times
Jan 5, 2016 5:06 PM
@douglab2 so in the end it sort of balances out, right?
Jan 5, 2016 5:05 PM
@douglab2 that sounds pretty bad, but hey, maybe by enacting stronger gun control @POTUS will keep more bad people from arming themselves.
Jan 5, 2016 4:17 PM
RT @jeffseibert: Ready for a new challenge? I’m seeking a world-class Director of Product for a key leadership position on my team: https:/…
Jan 5, 2016 2:22 PM
RT @SFBARTalert: 10 min delay between 24TH and BALB in SFO, MLBR and East Bay dirs due to equip prob.
Jan 5, 2016 6:50 AM
@gpapilion if you have ever sent me an email that I have not replied to you may need to send it again
Jan 5, 2016 6:40 AM
@miguelrios go sideways on as many things as possible: snowboarding, skateboarding, surfing...
Jan 5, 2016 6:34 AM
@gpapilion get on my level https://t.co/DkxgbVQmfg
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Jan 5, 2016 4:11 AM
I'm not the first to say it, but lame-duck, zero-fucks @POTUS is the best @POTUS we've ever had.
Jan 5, 2016 4:02 AM
RT @POTUS: Tomorrow, I'm taking action to reduce gun violence and save lives - protecting the Second Amendment and our kids. https://t.co/v…
Jan 5, 2016 4:01 AM
RT @POTUS: Guns now kill as many people as cars in almost half of the U.S. We can't stop every act of violence, but we can save lives if we…
Jan 5, 2016 4:01 AM
RT @POTUS: The gun lobby may be holding Congress hostage, but they can't hold America hostage. We can't accept this carnage in our communit…
Jan 5, 2016 1:44 AM
RT @SFGate: S.F. art store #Flax, a fixture on Market St. for 37 years, is moving to Oakland: https://t.co/QQz7pdNcX0 https://t.co/BlolIlD7…
Jan 4, 2016 10:52 PM
@mrdo sigh
Jan 4, 2016 9:30 PM
RT @Oatmeal: Let 2016 be the year of the JOMO. https://t.co/iapWjU0u3G
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Jan 4, 2016 4:07 PM
RT @RyanJohnNelson: Watching a raccoon accidentally dissolve his candyfloss in a puddle has really put my troubles in perspective. https://…
Jan 4, 2016 6:30 AM
This might be the best Burnside line ever. https://t.co/PZeFlmCIKj
Jan 3, 2016 11:21 PM
@sasa Nikon D50 SLR w/ a Nikkor 70-300mm zoom.
Jan 3, 2016 10:41 PM
RT @sexypitabread: 2015:hey how's it going so far? 2016:uh good 15: 16: 15:you've got an armed mili- 16:we've got an armed militia in a wil…
Jan 3, 2016 8:33 PM
RT @brianleroux: Following the #YallQaeda #YeeHawd hashtags for the latest news. What a time to be alive. 😒
Jan 3, 2016 5:02 PM
RT @Manda_like_wine: Cliven Bundy and his gang of dimwitted, redneck domestic terrorists should be more accurately referred to as a mulleti…
Jan 3, 2016 6:07 AM
@shatil @mmihic $500 of whiskey will take you pretty far https://t.co/CyNDIhMbJw
Jan 3, 2016 6:00 AM
@mmihic if I had known what the hell it was I'm not sure I'd have opened it!
Jan 3, 2016 5:59 AM
@mmihic did you mean to leave this one behind? https://t.co/AaI2w6kdPd
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Jan 3, 2016 5:57 AM
Accidentally impressed the hell out of my in-laws with a $500 bottle of whiskey I pulled from @mmihic's booze stash. https://t.co/Z9JA8BDcqe
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Jan 3, 2016 5:28 AM
Welp, that's a twist ending I didn't see coming: https://t.co/58SJ4gaIBw
Jan 3, 2016 5:11 AM
@javawithjiva @theatrus @ksrenev I'm down with bootstrap for apps & middle-of-the-road stuff, but need finer layout control cc: @mediocrity
Jan 3, 2016 5:09 AM
@javawithjiva @theatrus @ksrenev but stay tuned to https://t.co/6tb7s88BfK
Jan 3, 2016 5:09 AM
@javawithjiva @theatrus @ksrenev Not done yet https://t.co/8rZvNARjIO
Jan 3, 2016 5:07 AM
@javawithjiva @theatrus @ksrenev actual current screenshot status https://t.co/p8ReixKimc
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Jan 3, 2016 5:00 AM
@javawithjiva @theatrus @ksrenev I write HTML in Emacs now.
Jan 3, 2016 4:57 AM
@javawithjiva @theatrus @ksrenev https://t.co/oWKyPlNCKx
Jan 3, 2016 4:54 AM
@theatrus @javawithjiva @ksrenev or HoTMetaL if you are legit old school.
Jan 3, 2016 4:53 AM
@theatrus @javawithjiva @ksrenev Dreamweaver FTW
Jan 3, 2016 4:53 AM
@javawithjiva @ksrenev the only issue with layout tables, and it's an important one, is that they break screenreaders and other #a11y tech.
Jan 3, 2016 4:51 AM
@javawithjiva @ksrenev sure it will, unless you have a "nowrap" attribute on the TR
Jan 3, 2016 4:43 AM
@javawithjiva @ksrenev Sure they are: <table width="100%>...
Jan 3, 2016 2:09 AM
Happy birthday Mom! https://t.co/OpyMSAUhIh
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Jan 2, 2016 10:05 PM
@amolweb "We here at KafkaBank take pride in providing our customers with great service, existential metaphors, and absurd parables."
Jan 2, 2016 8:17 PM
RT @Nick_Offerman: I'm 45 years old and I am still learning constantly from my Mom & Dad. My ears are improving, as the obstinate wall of y…
Jan 2, 2016 6:08 PM
TFW you get to the kid's 10AM swimming lesson in San Bruno only to discover the pool is closed for a holiday break. #dadlife
Jan 2, 2016 5:21 PM
RT @melvillehouse: *emerges from a yurt of books* WHAT YEAR IS IT
Jan 2, 2016 3:41 PM
Serious question: how problematic is the use of tables to layout page elements for current #a11y technologies and support? Still a bad idea?
Jan 2, 2016 3:38 PM
I'm at that point in my current web project where the usual pain of CSS and divs and spans has me ready to give up and just use tables.
Jan 2, 2016 2:55 PM
@javawithjiva I'm sorry to hear about your loss...my condolences to you and your family.
Jan 1, 2016 4:57 PM
One cannot overstate the amplifying effect a toddler has on a New Year's Day hangover.
Jan 1, 2016 6:28 AM
@burritojustice Totally. Also, if you haven't been, Pier 94 (other side of Recology from HH) is worth checking out. More birds, less people.
Jan 1, 2016 5:57 AM
Strong finish for the year with a session at Heron Head early this AM. End of the year count and writeup on the way. https://t.co/VNYNJRkbat
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Jan 1, 2016 5:12 AM
@TonyPrintezis #HappyNewYear to you and your family!
Jan 1, 2016 4:42 AM
@cravensroost @jojokejohn @tomashbrooknpr not quite, but she's getting there 😀