March 2016 (297 tweets)

• Mar 31, 2016 11:58 PMRT @kellyod09: Pre #compute event snack! @igb getting ready for a big night https://t.co/jK0EOXWW12 📷
• Mar 31, 2016 11:27 PM@the_shota no worries, happens all the time...and the tweet was applicable
• Mar 31, 2016 11:02 PMRT @pragashjj: CIM team @vinucharanya @fvrojas @cxxxs @imjessicayuen gearing up for #compute talk. Lunching at DOSA https://t.co/d8pgPTy36w
• Mar 31, 2016 8:58 PM"attempts to limit mostly nonexistent use of crypto by terrorists & other equestrians only affects legitimate users" https://t.co/b9KBpbd54X
• Mar 31, 2016 6:37 PM@sundaytakesbart it should show up ASAP for your account though...thanks for your patience!
• Mar 31, 2016 6:35 PM@sundaytakesbart pinged the PM...all Twitter users should have the feature by next week (we roll out features slowly in case of issues/bugs)
• Mar 31, 2016 4:51 PMHappy birthday shoutout to @cmort! I recommend following him if you are into meta-directories, SAML, or snowboarding.
• Mar 31, 2016 5:39 AM@sundaytakesbart let me ping some folks and see what might be preventing the feature from showing up in your app.
• Mar 31, 2016 5:38 AM@sundaytakesbart it's *possible* that it may take some time to roll out to all Twitter users, but I'm not entirely sure.
• Mar 31, 2016 5:36 AM@sundaytakesbart it should be available on the latest public release of the iOS Twitter app. Details are here: https://t.co/q6I4fgFUAb
• Mar 31, 2016 4:24 AMRT @TheWill: ohhh I get it you type `man` in a terminal and it explains things to you good one
• Mar 31, 2016 4:18 AMThe "Alt Text/Accessible Images" feature is *by far* my favorite thing that we've shipped in the last few years. https://t.co/E3CcYCOovP 📷
• Mar 31, 2016 3:23 AMRT @fortelabs: Reading a book these days is like an act of war against the attention-industrial complex
• Mar 31, 2016 3:16 AMRT @HillaryClinton: We can’t let someone with this much contempt for women’s rights anywhere near the White House. https://t.co/OjU9gRwsxo
• Mar 31, 2016 3:14 AMRT @waferbot: Death, taxes, and the Flight of the Conchords.
• Mar 31, 2016 3:12 AMTwo of my favorite pens. https://t.co/tknPuCffHB 📷
• Mar 31, 2016 1:10 AM@shatil @SFBART stuff like this makes me think I might be doing an OK job as a parent
• Mar 31, 2016 1:09 AM@shatil @SFBART kids say the darnedest things
• Mar 31, 2016 12:26 AMRT @SFBART: BART recovering: 20 min delay on DALY line in East Bay dir due to a medical emergency.
• Mar 31, 2016 12:25 AMCurrent @sfbart status: superfucked. Civic Center platform overcrowded due to medical emergency at Glen Park stopping Eastbound traffic.
• Mar 30, 2016 8:37 PMRT @tehviking: God grant me the dgaf to lol at the things I can’t even, the swag to yolo the things I can, and the lifehacks to know the di…
• Mar 30, 2016 8:34 PMRT @TwitterEng: Twitter’s ad server — our revenue engine — performs ad matching, scoring & serving at an immense scale. Learn more: https:/…
• Mar 30, 2016 6:21 PMRT @DocuSignAPI: Lend your coding skills to our Hack-for-Good on April 6-7 to help @TeamRubicon and win $2,500 (& other prizes). https://t.…
• Mar 30, 2016 5:56 PM@timbray agree, but don't distract me or other audience members with loud typing...use your phone or other software keyboard device, right?
• Mar 30, 2016 5:53 PM@fvrojas no worries, I was subtweeting someone else :-)
• Mar 30, 2016 5:50 PMs/should/will
• Mar 30, 2016 5:48 PMAudience members who type on laptop keyboards during talks and presentations should be shown no mercy.
• Mar 30, 2016 3:43 PM@jayholler @greenberg sorry, trying to get a 2yo out the door and off to daycare right now, so please pardon any nihilistic inflection
• Mar 30, 2016 3:21 PMRT @HackerNewsOnion: How LinkedIn Scaled To Billions Of Unread Messages
• Mar 30, 2016 3:11 PM@greenberg having kids is the strategic mistake
• Mar 30, 2016 5:15 AMThat dude walking down the hallway towards the locker room at the end of the @warriors game sure looked like @adambain. #gswvswas
• Mar 30, 2016 5:01 AM@john_coomes you at the game?
• Mar 29, 2016 9:50 PM@soozinbird welcome to the flock!!!
• Mar 29, 2016 6:10 PMRT @paleofuture: that's one way to lose all of wisconsin https://t.co/QYGwoZlPTY
• Mar 29, 2016 5:02 PMCurrent pipe-crawling-robot mobile command center status. https://t.co/uDXjNI8xYz 📷
• Mar 29, 2016 4:04 PMRT @TwitterDev: New platform products enabling publishers and developers to publish images with alt text on Twitter. https://t.co/B2b0Nxu64Y
• Mar 29, 2016 3:35 PMConnecting everyone on the planet means making Twitter accessible to everyone on the planet. Proud of our @a11yteam! https://t.co/2TgRVBMB0c
• Mar 29, 2016 3:30 PMRT @twitter: Starting today, anyone can make Tweets with images accessible to the visually impaired: https://t.co/mAnehClSNR https://t.co/b…
• Mar 29, 2016 3:18 PM@jhamlett I ♡ the Midwest
• Mar 29, 2016 3:58 AMRT @KeithJKrach: Fun seeing a full page @DocuSign ad in today's @WSJ! DocuSign and Go! https://t.co/Q3MEeI85wv 📷
• Mar 29, 2016 2:02 AM@firepile @heyjoshua yeah, Lil' Baristas, but the waiting list is like totally full. Also they keep messing up the kids names so...
• Mar 29, 2016 1:59 AM@heyjoshua @firepile if daycare could train them to make coffee I'd happily pay them twice as much ☕️
• Mar 29, 2016 1:47 AM@heymathison @firepile @heyjoshua the "coffee" set is a big hit! Thank you so much for such a great gift!!! https://t.co/8Wkc43Gf8r 📷
• Mar 29, 2016 12:22 AM@kf happy to send some your way...let me know the best way to get them to you...@secretasianman do we have intra-office mail to PDX?
• Mar 29, 2016 12:18 AM@gln Happy to hook you up with a few. I'll pass 'em along if I run into any @mesosphere folks at the event.
• Mar 29, 2016 12:08 AM@jayholler also, you should try to attend the event (not easy with commute schedules etc.) but likely to be more swag there
• Mar 29, 2016 12:06 AM@jayholler yep, 6.256 (next to Petrel) help yourself to a few!
• Mar 28, 2016 11:17 PM@mokomull no worries, we'll add your name to the attendee list...see you on Thursday!
• Mar 28, 2016 11:12 PMRT @baldfacelodge: Thanks #zigzagbankedslalom sponsors @hiballenergy @KINDSnacks❄️Congrats @ben_ferguson on the big W❄️video @bryanwfox htt…
• Mar 28, 2016 11:09 PM@Annaleen I'm a fan of @__koyaanisqatsi
• Mar 28, 2016 9:02 PMRT @phillipsauction: Happy birthday to the Cremaster himself, #MatthewBarney! Born this day 1967. https://t.co/JcE23z5qSC 📷
• Mar 28, 2016 6:57 PM⚡️ " BREAKING: Shots fired at U.S. Capitol, area on lockdown" https://t.co/K3WFM1r68J
• Mar 28, 2016 6:56 PMRT @nbcbayarea: #BREAKING: Congress and White House on lockdown after reports of shooting on Capitol Hill
• Mar 28, 2016 6:38 PMOur #compute event on 3/31 is sold-out, but I have a few extra tickets. DM me if interested. https://t.co/qeir8mnUbT https://t.co/Rce7ZW8BeN 📷
• Mar 28, 2016 5:16 PM@gmacisme @cmeik Australia as well. But it's mostly stories about drop bears.
• Mar 28, 2016 4:05 PM@mmihic @heyjoshua @cmort to be fair, so did a lot of our customers
• Mar 28, 2016 3:52 PM@heyjoshua @cmort @mmihic You might be null if -9 or -99 or "Null"
• Mar 28, 2016 3:50 PM@heyjoshua haha...just @-mentioned you on the same tweet
• Mar 28, 2016 3:49 PM/cc @cmort @mmihic @heyjoshua https://t.co/isaWzu6LhW
• Mar 28, 2016 1:45 AMRT @baldfacelodge: Powder is deep, conditions are stable⚡️UltraNatural laps are ON plus daily #zigzagbankedslalom runs⚡️1-250-352-0006 http…
• Mar 27, 2016 11:21 PMTIL: Red-winged Blackbirds in coastal CA lack the yellow border common to other sub-species of Red-winged Blackbirds https://t.co/R6cHhGDxCd 📷
• Mar 27, 2016 11:16 PMFun morning with @AahnaBrown at Heron's Head. Spotted Red-winged Blackbirds, Black Oystercatchers, and Ruddy Ducks. https://t.co/7Xe8gtNmRy 📷
• Mar 27, 2016 11:05 PMSpotted a few European Starlings yesterday in Pacifica. https://t.co/h8qqMMV7Dv 📷
• Mar 27, 2016 5:44 AMRT @fogus: How to become an expert in literally everything: 1) Learn to program You're done! Spread your "expertise" far and wide!
• Mar 27, 2016 3:41 AMRT @baldfacelodge: The pros have set their times, now it's your turn⚡️spaces available next week, day trips too! ❄️ repost @bryanwfox https…
• Mar 26, 2016 11:26 PM@karan meerkat? what year is it, 2015?
• Mar 26, 2016 5:35 AMRT @mynameisntdave: ME: honey, it's really muggy out today WIFE: if I go outside & all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving u ME: *s…
• Mar 26, 2016 2:11 AMCurrent fractal birthday-gift status. https://t.co/8LJLQK9X9k 📷
• Mar 25, 2016 9:42 PM@abc7newsBayArea yep, feel free to use
• Mar 25, 2016 9:33 PM@njm ideally, but we can start with the name
• Mar 25, 2016 9:21 PMPersonal assistants like Alexa and Siri would be a lot cooler if I could customize their invocation/"wake words" to "Other Ian".
• Mar 25, 2016 9:11 PMRT @sneawy: Suspicious package found around Wells Fargo on Market street btn 8th & 9th. The block has been cordoned off to all traffic. #NB…
• Mar 25, 2016 9:05 PM@HiveTheory just trying to be the change I want to see in the world
• Mar 25, 2016 9:00 PMMarket St closed off between 9th and 8th. https://t.co/sLhv1ACAG0 📷
• Mar 25, 2016 5:34 PMRT @normanmaurer: Feels good to see @TwitterEng involved in #netty again . Keep the PR's and reported issues coming 👍 !
• Mar 25, 2016 5:33 PMRT @cvarming: Fixed nepotism problem with http2 in @netty_project https://t.co/Dt7C4pKAh4 #TwitterVMTeam enjoy.
• Mar 25, 2016 5:08 AM@jem_nz it was pretty fucked downtown at 5:30 as well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Mar 25, 2016 3:00 AM@kshkuratoff awesome!
• Mar 25, 2016 2:48 AM@kshkuratoff everything ok?
• Mar 25, 2016 12:34 AMAnother @&$%!!! parking ticket! https://t.co/iazxCvNTSG 📷
• Mar 24, 2016 11:26 PM@hintwater Niiiiice...those hobos are gonna be stoked when they find out about it.
• Mar 24, 2016 11:21 PM@hintwater ok, done...now what?
• Mar 24, 2016 11:15 PM@ksrenev lol, you never been here? it's pretty awesome...10th floor on 1/10th
• Mar 24, 2016 11:14 PM@ksrenev well, given a 140 character limit, you can only develop so many narratives...this naturally constrains the number of possible books
• Mar 24, 2016 9:36 PM@gpapilion yeah, but the surplus of chill and quiet is nice
• Mar 24, 2016 9:35 PM@EJaneL it's a pretty limited selection. Every sentence in the catalog is 140 characters or less.
• Mar 24, 2016 9:32 PMKicking it in the Twitter library this afternoon. I really do love working here. https://t.co/fNQs6knMo4 📷
• Mar 24, 2016 8:27 PMRT @mattzollerseitz: I cannot believe it. Garry Shandling is dead at 66. A giant of comedy and of television. Devastating. https://t.co/Zng…
• Mar 24, 2016 6:58 PMRT @flySFO: #tbt #SFO https://t.co/tybZjWGNPx 📷
• Mar 24, 2016 6:29 PM@bfd look Bill, if you could just reply to my email instead of subtweeting me, I'd appreciate it.
• Mar 24, 2016 3:15 PM@kellan it was "I stopped by the Boston Computer Museum a few weeks ago to pick up a stack of computer printouts" that clued me in
• Mar 24, 2016 3:13 PM@rort yeah, that's true, but the UX is almost as bad as iTunes
• Mar 24, 2016 12:24 PMRT @mesosphere: We raised a Series C round, announced a new product called Velocity, and took Marathon to 1.0. Learn more here: https://t.c…
• Mar 24, 2016 12:21 PM@cravensroost it will be one day! :-)
• Mar 24, 2016 6:03 AMRT @pt: My contrarian opinion is that Millennials are just normal humans, but with tighter jeans.
• Mar 24, 2016 4:47 AMRT @angelacobb: Historically, I'd oversleep and eventually get fired. @midnight #IfIWerePresident
• Mar 24, 2016 4:27 AMRT @UWMadison: @igb Sleep is good, Ian.
• Mar 24, 2016 4:26 AMRT @PiyushGoyal: Wish you all a colorful and bright Holi. होली की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं |
• Mar 24, 2016 4:25 AMI could really go for a nap right about now.
• Mar 24, 2016 4:23 AMRT @Lin_Manuel: Tonight's audience heard Hamilton scream "here we go yo, here we go yo" during Yorktown. #RIPPhifeDawg
• Mar 24, 2016 4:21 AMRT @feltron: Happy to announce PhotoViz, my book on the intersection of #dataviz and #photography: https://t.co/yMyZtwFaav https://t.co/YnI…
• Mar 24, 2016 3:03 AMEphemerality is a bug, not a feature.
• Mar 24, 2016 3:02 AMI'd pay Apple a lot of money to let me record and store every FaceTime conversation I have with my family and friends.
• Mar 24, 2016 1:08 AM@dknightly @SFBART I rerouted via @sfmta_muni
• Mar 24, 2016 12:30 AMEastbound @SFBART looks pretty fucked right now. Civic Center platform is crazy packed.
• Mar 24, 2016 12:16 AM@stdio54 most likely graffiti...had nothing to do with the current project, for sure.
• Mar 23, 2016 11:30 PM@stdio54 Glen Park neighborhood in SF...corner of Diamond and Bosworth.
• Mar 23, 2016 10:34 PMRT @anildash: They should have a version of Restaurant Week where the deals only apply for early dinners & welcome kids learning to dine ou…
• Mar 23, 2016 5:22 PM"Eturnal Vijalance is the Price of Libberty" https://t.co/Puz3bXujnh 📷
• Mar 23, 2016 4:20 PMSeriously though, the social media combo of @dekker and @FSKPart3 was as powerful as their on-the-court game. #OnWisconsin
• Mar 23, 2016 4:15 PM⚡️ “You should be following the Rockets' @dekker” #OnWisconsin https://t.co/qeyLHBEbx0
• Mar 23, 2016 2:26 PM@bonappetweet @EuroSnack @OUIsnack those hashtags look delicious
• Mar 23, 2016 2:24 PMRT @TwitterMusic: Rest in peace Phife Dawg https://t.co/0uk0ApBRRV
• Mar 23, 2016 2:21 PM"Microphone check one two what is this?" #RIPPhifeDawg https://t.co/5XTGqGFfwf
• Mar 23, 2016 2:06 PM@suziebuxton 😧
• Mar 23, 2016 4:13 AM@ccpinkham this primer may help https://t.co/dfFdf7LOXK
• Mar 23, 2016 2:56 AMRT @norm: Rest in peace, Rob. https://t.co/n1bWqB6VTp 📷
• Mar 23, 2016 12:06 AMRT @SFMTAPhoto: Photo Archive just scanned this 1991 gem #NJudah #35mmfilm #SF #SFMuni https://t.co/2gANKquksy 📷
• Mar 22, 2016 11:04 PM@imgur @ftrain this is pretty much how any activity with our two-year old plays out
• Mar 22, 2016 7:12 PMRT @mapzen: Learn about shaded terrain maps, using tiled open-source elevation data… drawn in real time! https://t.co/V0ZhFHOnvL https://t.…
• Mar 22, 2016 7:09 PMRT @TwitterEng: Sharing more on observability at Twitter: focusing on visualization, alerting, distributed tracing systems and more https:/…
• Mar 22, 2016 4:29 PM@trichris @mediocrity @tmcarr @TwitterSRE @Ramin_DK relax everybody, @bing's got this. https://t.co/YQ5JNstj3I 📷
• Mar 22, 2016 2:58 AM@cosmicvisitors @speakjava @mjduigou actually we have a fair amount of both Java & Scala, either way, most of @twitter runs on the JVM
• Mar 22, 2016 2:31 AMRT @speakjava: Congratulations to @Twitter on 10 years of #Tweets from the world. Demonstrating the immense scalability of #Java and the #J…
• Mar 21, 2016 11:31 PM"Brevity is the soul of @twitter." https://t.co/oPgpRIUl1o 📷
• Mar 21, 2016 11:04 PMSaw some hobo signs on the side of the building the other day. I think it's a warning about Hint Water availability https://t.co/Wy5g7AAwcf 📷
• Mar 21, 2016 10:37 PM@cvarming tbh there's a lot of stuff sitting on my desk that you shouldn't eat
• Mar 21, 2016 7:33 PM@gln @mesosphere congrats!
• Mar 21, 2016 5:58 PMRT @Pinboard: Undeletable Apple News is accidentally tapped by over 50 million active users.
• Mar 21, 2016 5:37 PMRT @pgarg: #facepalm -- I need to stop traveling for work https://t.co/9DNoLS3nhJ
• Mar 21, 2016 4:39 PM#LoveTwitter https://t.co/qEgHhBL8dr 📷
• Mar 21, 2016 4:19 PM@gpapilion https://t.co/jrbJDHvWgm
• Mar 21, 2016 4:17 PMThe plant I brought to daycare for "plants day" is poisonous. So I brought it to work. Coworkers: do not eat it. https://t.co/DARE0WRsrX 📷
• Mar 21, 2016 4:01 PMRT @twitter: LIVE on #Periscope: Founders @jack, @biz and @ev reflect on Twitter's 10th Birthday with @hardwick. #LoveTwitter https://t.co/…
• Mar 21, 2016 3:50 AMRT @twitter: Starting in 🇦🇺 on 3/21 and moving across the 🌍, we thank you for 10 incredible years. Love, Twitter #LoveTwitter https://t.…
• Mar 21, 2016 2:28 AM@bos31337 other than the serious consequence/death inside, Rockaway looks all time
• Mar 21, 2016 2:23 AMRT @TwitterJP: 本日、21日(月)、Twitterは10周年を迎えました。皆さまへの感謝の気持ちとして新宿駅南口／渋谷駅南口／名古屋駅／心斎橋駅／梅田駅でステッカーをお配りし始めています。ぜひお立ち寄りください。 #LoveTwitter https://t.c…
• Mar 21, 2016 2:07 AMLorax AF https://t.co/o3SPouOHpD 📷
• Mar 21, 2016 1:01 AMRT @_mattjoseph: 1/ Lemme see if I can break this down. I'm spending a lot of time with VCs heading into YC demo day and there's an elephan…
• Mar 20, 2016 9:57 PMRT @zkiehl: ⚡ When Snowden talks surveillance with the creator of The Wire https://t.co/rFWstOigMn
• Mar 20, 2016 9:53 PM"Small thinking can be a virtue, because the history of infrastructure is a series of incremental improvements." https://t.co/LnEJ4T1dvg
• Mar 20, 2016 5:16 PM@phoe6 here's one of his most famous/interesting stories that I transcribed a few years ago https://t.co/PpVLodvvmv
• Mar 20, 2016 5:05 PM@phoe6 have you ever read Jorge Luis Borges? I think you would enjoy his short stories. https://t.co/AF4eFdkok6
• Mar 20, 2016 4:58 PMRT @squarecog: Some thought gardening for your weekend reading pleasure: “Three characteristics of great managers” https://t.co/L0aoYTt8Kz
• Mar 20, 2016 5:48 AM@ForbesTech @pmarca it's practically impervious to dropbear attacks!
• Mar 20, 2016 4:29 AMDrop bears used to be a real thing. /cc: @njm https://t.co/MQY1HSVbK9
• Mar 20, 2016 4:08 AM@metadaddy Hey, cool gigl! Congrats! Nice to see the Minecraft medium applied to more domains. All is well: still working on epic bird puns.
• Mar 20, 2016 3:55 AM@metadaddy Hey, congrats on a great run! Excited to see what happens next. Best of luck Pat!
• Mar 20, 2016 1:50 AMRT @micnews: Watch @EmWatson beatbox for @Lin_Manuel's feminist freestyle: https://t.co/TEzH8kk7QL https://t.co/wWV9HOsSYq
• Mar 20, 2016 1:03 AM@ItayDonanhirsh you making another workbench?
• Mar 19, 2016 8:34 PMBaby's down for a nap, the wife's out shopping...time to cook up some meth in the garage. https://t.co/JVcizFuPPb 📷
• Mar 19, 2016 8:17 PMR.A.D. team reunion with Tahoe retiree @pomvr this afternoon. https://t.co/JAyn1QBDcO 📷
• Mar 19, 2016 6:32 PMRT @caitie: Observability at Twitter: Part 1, learn how we process 2.8 billion metrics a minute https://t.co/MHf4fxPV3O
• Mar 19, 2016 5:48 PMCurrent status: dodging traffic and jaywalking across El Camino holding a box of diapers like my name is H.I. McDunnough.
• Mar 19, 2016 3:58 PM@olix0r #TweetGIFMyName https://t.co/PkpDaOSEfU 🎥
• Mar 18, 2016 7:17 PMRT @BiasToAnarchy: Still waiting for @HipChat to adopt a Fail Animal, but at this point they might need a pair of rabbits because of how of…
• Mar 18, 2016 6:38 PM@secretasianman @twitter TBH it's more of a long con
• Mar 18, 2016 6:29 PMToday marks my 3-year anniversary working at @twitter. Thanks to all my awesome teammates for making this the best job ever. #jointheflock
• Mar 18, 2016 5:08 AMSame. https://t.co/fzHS8d1pdp
• Mar 18, 2016 4:37 AMRT @sangeetan: Tools Engineers have it tough - their customers know where they sit!
• Mar 17, 2016 11:49 PMRT @TwitterEng: Over 100,000 containers are managed by our compute platform. Join us & learn more: https://t.co/A6r13gn5je https://t.co/aZE…
• Mar 17, 2016 10:46 PMRT @SFPD: #SFPD will be conducting #DUI saturation patrols in #SanFrancisco Tonight 7pm-3am. https://t.co/EZG9EnaC5t https://t.co/lyc7mTpNgE 📷
• Mar 17, 2016 10:44 PMRT @micheal: Day 3: Less than 20 tickets left for the #compute event. Register Now https://t.co/P3WoumPuXH https://t.co/wdAgjPFCbg
• Mar 17, 2016 8:01 PMWill miss working with this functional programming advocate and all-around chill individual. Best of luck @chee1bot! https://t.co/uAbXUY379x 📷
• Mar 17, 2016 4:40 PMRT @micheal: $amzn down 3% based on news that $aapl is moving to $goog cloud. $amzn lost more market cap than the revenue from this migrati…
• Mar 17, 2016 3:36 PM@josefow @SFBART is there a link with any more info on the bond proposal? Would be great if folks could tweet/share a concise description.
• Mar 17, 2016 3:02 PMRT @tmbg: Breaking: Trump to US "You've got a great country here. I'd hate to see something happen to it."
• Mar 17, 2016 2:51 PMHappy birthday shoutout to @jhamlett! If you're not following him you're missing out on some great graphic design/sartorial/midwest Twitter.
• Mar 17, 2016 6:16 AMRT @josefow: And that's why we need to reinvest big in the BART system! Check our Bond coming in Nov. A generational investment. https://t.…
• Mar 17, 2016 5:27 AMRT @johnedgarpark: My modified multitool made it through two airports today! It may help that I laser etched "TSA Compliant" on it. https:/…
• Mar 17, 2016 5:05 AMRT @SFBART: @fineplanner It's extremely difficult to convey complex civic problems in 140 characters...
• Mar 17, 2016 5:01 AM@peterhartlaub *actually* the preferred hashtag is #HyperSloop
• Mar 17, 2016 4:56 AMI often make fun of it's problems, and it's elevators are slow-moving, toxic, hotbox latrines, but at the end of the day, I ♡ @SFBART.
• Mar 17, 2016 4:37 AM@peterhartlaub also locks...lots and lots of locks...because, you know, hills
• Mar 17, 2016 4:37 AM@peterhartlaub anticipating a future SF where MUNI is replaced by a system of filthy canals and electric gondolas powered by overhead wires
• Mar 17, 2016 3:33 AM@shakatron @SFBART not a cop out...an honest self-assessment. Money is the problem so put your vote where your frustration is and fund BART.
• Mar 17, 2016 3:11 AMRT @linecook: What @SFBART is tweeting right now isn’t defeatist: it’s actually really optimistic and awesome https://t.co/DF8X3AVJaR 📷
• Mar 17, 2016 3:10 AMRT @NicCageMatch: Overheard a woman telling another woman "It's $150 and she supplies all the turtles" and whatever it is, I'm in.
• Mar 17, 2016 2:48 AMRT @SFBART: @shakatron BART was built to transport far fewer people, and much of our system has reached the end of its useful life. This is…
• Mar 17, 2016 2:45 AMRT @TheCut: None of the top 10 highest-paid Bernie Sanders staffers are women: https://t.co/LJKREw4zba https://t.co/U1zi5Dp4Xp 📷
• Mar 16, 2016 5:10 PMSpeaking of decent ska bands, current headphones status is The Pacers (best Wisconsin ska band of the early 90s IMO) https://t.co/AC0ey0Irjs
• Mar 16, 2016 4:15 PM@heddle317 halftime interviews would be way more fun if reporters just read fans's tweets out loud to the coach instead of asking questions
• Mar 16, 2016 2:52 AM@sayrer @dhelder @capotej I see what you did there
• Mar 16, 2016 2:47 AMRT @BananaKarenina: Beware the Iodides of Starch. https://t.co/gSf7GSblfP 📷
• Mar 15, 2016 4:54 PMI love the smell of burning BART brake pads in the morning.
• Mar 15, 2016 4:52 PMEvery few years I remember that The Police were a decent ska band for their first few albums. Current headphones status: Zenyatta Mondatta
• Mar 15, 2016 3:20 PM@J_Goldstein but it is the opening line of my next novel.
• Mar 15, 2016 3:17 PMRT @Nick_Craver: I'd like to thank my bank for making log off a GET request, and the Chrome team for handy URL prefetching.
• Mar 15, 2016 5:05 AMRT @gnat: Just want to point out for all you STEM-only folks, Trump is what you get when you don’t learn History. Arts are critical.
• Mar 15, 2016 4:56 AMThe @warriors are unreal...it's like the whole damn team just shoots nothing but threes in practice.
• Mar 14, 2016 7:09 PMRT @mipsytipsy: hey, some fellow engineers and i have been working on a new series -- post mortem book reports & reviews. intro: https://t…
• Mar 14, 2016 2:28 AM@lahosken actually it's more of a frame job https://t.co/wwFgeZNdi2 📷
• Mar 14, 2016 12:00 AMFirst attempt at cutting glass went better than expected. https://t.co/oQq0coW1su 📷
• Mar 13, 2016 10:23 PMRT @KristyT: I would love if when you visited a Twitter profile page you would see a list of all the tweets from that person you have favor…
• Mar 13, 2016 7:43 PMTIL: dinosaurs, like toddlers, take naps https://t.co/nLXNLnMm3W 📷
• Mar 12, 2016 9:09 PM@lindaruthless a crocus in sharp focus
• Mar 12, 2016 9:00 PM@gpapilion haters gonna hate https://t.co/boSfmiLgdU 📷
• Mar 12, 2016 5:23 PMRT @jsmooth995: The people of Chicago decided it's best to bar Donald Trump from entering. Just temporarily. Until we can figure out what's…
• Mar 12, 2016 3:58 PMEarly morning spin class. https://t.co/QMbiurY8C4 🎥
• Mar 12, 2016 1:14 AMRT @whitcomb_julie: Donald Trump rally in Chicago postponed due to 'safety reasons' https://t.co/dkMAhIJ2WD
• Mar 11, 2016 6:23 PMHole foods now open in the PE lounge. https://t.co/viEyh9kqKW 📷
• Mar 11, 2016 6:13 PMRan into a couple of urban icebergs between 8th and 9th on Market. https://t.co/JDEnCdFJyE 📷
• Mar 11, 2016 6:05 PM@micheal 1) mustaches for cars 2) hats for cars 3) ... 4) PROFIT /cc @thalin
• Mar 11, 2016 5:00 PMRT @OhNoSheTwitnt: A Boston terrier is just a regular terrier who gets drunk and shouts about sports.
• Mar 11, 2016 4:56 PMObviously, hiring @thalin was key to closing the deal. Congrats to the folks at Cruise! https://t.co/DwXhW1VHH8
• Mar 11, 2016 4:51 PM@thalin Hats for everyone!!! (Seriously though, congrats on the exit.) https://t.co/2oc7LfEEOR 🎥
• Mar 11, 2016 2:49 PMRT @malcolmsparks: Kids are so inquisitive. "Will robots ever take over the world?" Me: "Almost certainly." "But when? Before I die?" "…
• Mar 11, 2016 10:02 AMThe @notthefakeSVP / @StanfordSteve82 edition of @SportsCenter has a lot of dead air...usually a fan of Van Pelt. Maybe the format is bad?
• Mar 11, 2016 5:33 AMRT @AlaskaAir: Now that's a view of the #Eclipse2016 from flight #870. Photo: Anchorage flight attendants Rachael C. & Sofia S. https://t.c…
• Mar 11, 2016 4:34 AM@TranBC_WestKoot this is already one of my fave Twitter accounts, but these pics are stunning. https://t.co/9P7e9oQOd3 🎥
• Mar 11, 2016 12:36 AM@phoe6 a classic!!!
• Mar 11, 2016 12:22 AM@srw how continental
• Mar 11, 2016 12:18 AMOH: "stuff like darts, snooker, and other European sports"
• Mar 10, 2016 9:27 PM@gmacisme https://t.co/UwwSpTzZQ8 🎥
• Mar 10, 2016 9:03 PM@tinymce you lost me at "thousands of devs" https://t.co/HolZnlTVpX 🎥
• Mar 10, 2016 9:00 PM@skimatic I know, right? https://t.co/2BvYMUpV2k 🎥
• Mar 10, 2016 8:58 PM@gmacisme to whoever is sitting at 7.271 these days, sorry for all the randos who stop by your desk to tell me what a great job i'm doing
• Mar 10, 2016 8:46 PM@gmacisme they can try, but I haven't updated my desk location in Birdhouse in almost 3 years so I don't think they'll be able to find me
• Mar 10, 2016 8:43 PMMy approach to approving/rejecting @SailPoint access requests could best be described as "sudo chmod -R 777 /*"
• Mar 10, 2016 7:21 PM@44 @HiveTheory what if one of the participants is me, joining in from my crappy home wi-fi and DSL setup, using Safari?
• Mar 10, 2016 7:02 PMRT @KimKierkegaard: You laugh at my nakedness, yet you yourselves wear not a shred of intellectual or moral clothing.
• Mar 10, 2016 6:39 PMStrange malic serendipity in my timeline courtesy of @scalzi and @davepell. https://t.co/hsBEVxvH3t 📷
• Mar 10, 2016 5:33 PMRT @burritojustice: nice knowing you all https://t.co/mXzMAM00El 🎥
• Mar 10, 2016 4:50 PM@cbogie sending email using my https://t.co/j3yhaQTM9p address during my freshman year at @UWMadison and browsing text files on Gopher
• Mar 10, 2016 4:40 PMRT @skamille: Does anyone know a freelance technical writing editor they can introduce me to? Thanks!
• Mar 10, 2016 4:40 PMRT @SFWater: #RainReadySF Chance of rain 90% in between .25–.50 inch. Catch basins in hot spots checked & clear. Flood barriers to be deplo…
• Mar 10, 2016 4:30 PM@gpapilion Marco Rubio is the junior United States Senator from Florida, and Trump is the worst but all of them are horrible people.
• Mar 10, 2016 4:24 PMRT @gmc: Miles Davis meets Kenny G https://t.co/eG8JXIySl1 📷
• Mar 10, 2016 3:56 PMRT @johnmaeda: 2/ Art pushes the boundaries of culture to what is uncomfortable. Design often calibrates itself in relation to what art get…
• Mar 10, 2016 4:40 AMRT @CHPSanFrancisco: Small sinkhole on US 101 s/b Cesar Chavez East/ Bayshore Blvd off ramp. Crews on way. Use alternate routes. https://t.…
• Mar 9, 2016 9:53 PM@njm walk into the light, Nick...walk into the light.
• Mar 9, 2016 7:02 PMAt the end of your slow descent into management, this is the last thing you see. https://t.co/DSXi1tEqDs 📷
• Mar 9, 2016 3:54 PMRT @firepile: More to be excited about @tanehisicoates' Black Panther: his carefully crafted words on carefully crafted words https://t.co/…
• Mar 9, 2016 3:47 PMRT @TonyPrintezis: The "per-worker preserved mark stack" patch for ParallelGC, contributed by the #TwitterVMTeam, is in the hs-rt repo. htt…
• Mar 9, 2016 4:53 AM@mazdakh @marsanfra @jayholler @AndresPlazaR https://t.co/3RIDVsIpcY 🎥
• Mar 9, 2016 3:29 AMShout out to @pgarg for being an amazing software engineer, manager (technically Sr. Director of Engineering), and mom. #SheInspiresMe
• Mar 9, 2016 3:20 AMRT @john_overholt: How did information professionals allow events called Code For Libraries and Computers in Libraries to happen simultaneo…
• Mar 8, 2016 3:56 AMRT @jasonfried: Anytime there are two people conversing, there are actually six people in the conversation. https://t.co/j8lZBV1wR0
• Mar 8, 2016 3:07 AMRT @AlaskaAir: How’s this for inflight entertainment? We adjusted Flight #870 on 3/8 to view solar eclipse: https://t.co/EcI37cCw3N https:/…
• Mar 7, 2016 11:26 PMRT @burritojustice: BART driver at Glen Park: "right now they are trying to push the disabled train out of the way between Glen Park and 24…
• Mar 7, 2016 10:03 PMMy current feels vis-à-vis Google hangouts. https://t.co/6sOzz6cOgO 🎥
• Mar 7, 2016 2:14 AMRT @FrankHowarth: Using the end of the CNC. https://t.co/yf63YjbRK6 📷
• Mar 7, 2016 12:00 AM@trichris nothing too crazy, just some custom picture frames.
• Mar 6, 2016 11:25 PMSunday workshop fun with the router. https://t.co/07yjColGPw 📷
• Mar 6, 2016 6:36 AM@cbogie allow me to demonstrate... https://t.co/jRS0zbHMUX 📷
• Mar 6, 2016 6:08 AMRT @mokomull: @igb https://t.co/Uom0HzzyjX 📷
• Mar 6, 2016 12:05 AM@gln time to bust out the slo-mo phone capture!
• Mar 5, 2016 8:54 PMRT @vinucharanya: Speak up! Diversity and inclusion both are important for a better stronger culture. #WTM16
• Mar 5, 2016 5:20 AMRT @QuietPineTrees: Humans were installed as lighthouses throughout the galaxy, their flaring emotions serving to warn ships away from pock…
• Mar 5, 2016 4:17 AM@cbogie Oaxacan Old Fashioned: 1½ oz. tequila ½ oz. mezcal 1 tsp agave nectar 1 dash Angostura bitters orange peel (build over lg ice cube)
• Mar 5, 2016 1:53 AMSometimes I think my fellow @SFBART passengers and I aren't working off the same set of unwritten rules vis-à-vis boarding precedence.
• Mar 5, 2016 12:46 AMRT @SFWater: Electrician at work! This “hot stick” is a device used to check for the presence of electricity. #photofriday https://t.co/fEw…
• Mar 4, 2016 11:25 PM@secretasianman "The real war will never get in the books." - @skimatic
• Mar 4, 2016 11:14 PM@olix0r @zkiehl @jayholler TBH the vibe on this seems more "Russian prison" than "Lil' Wayne"
• Mar 4, 2016 10:57 PMRT @jeffvandermeer: Yes, MSNBC, Ben Carson did conduct himself with "quiet dignity." He quietly told us with infinite calm all kinds of bat…
• Mar 4, 2016 10:54 PM@stumpf Congrats!
• Mar 4, 2016 8:34 PMNext stop: CivilWarLand in Bad Decline https://t.co/uoPFGP4Fk2 📷
• Mar 4, 2016 8:31 PMRT @tmbg: When do we get to graduate from Trump University?
• Mar 4, 2016 8:25 PMRT @AndMucc: Thrash-er https://t.co/viPyTfGgVP 🎥
• Mar 4, 2016 8:18 PMRT @ThePracticalDev: The last programming book you'll ever need https://t.co/cnObD8GYGZ 📷
• Mar 4, 2016 6:14 PMShoutout to @skilldrick and @doodie for pointing me to Allstars. A few donuts are still available in the PE lounge. https://t.co/nM9tBcCQYM 📷
• Mar 4, 2016 4:16 PM@gajarga @KimKierkegaard yüge
• Mar 4, 2016 4:15 PMRT @Manda_like_wine: I didn't need to file taxes this year because my coffee claimed me as a dependent.
• Mar 4, 2016 4:39 AM#OKCatGSW https://t.co/H49VOkjhsq 📷
• Mar 4, 2016 4:36 AMMission accomplished. https://t.co/QrrmnHXCDV 📷
• Mar 4, 2016 4:33 AMSpending most of my time watching this #OKCatGSW game trying to spot Prince courtside.
• Mar 4, 2016 4:25 AMRT @gwenifill: It's like they didn't see that question coming? https://t.co/jDT7hjq28Y
• Mar 4, 2016 3:44 AMRT @HillaryClinton: Marriage equality is the law of the land. Deal with it. #GOPdebate https://t.co/gPS1BVgipl 🎥
• Mar 4, 2016 3:37 AMTrump: "I do not support the ban of assault." #GOPDebate
• Mar 4, 2016 1:45 AMHey @CBSSF, you seem to have left @birdandbeckett off your list! 😡https://t.co/uhSr4jDhvJ
• Mar 4, 2016 1:40 AMRT @birdandbeckett: Hey! What about Bird & Beckett, KPIX CBS San Francisco Bay Area?!?!? https://t.co/KgTPjWgvdM
• Mar 4, 2016 12:27 AM@roach hit me up
• Mar 4, 2016 12:24 AM@crankymate @MomentsAU I assume that "scrubber" is Aussie slang for "beyond Thunderdome"
• Mar 4, 2016 12:17 AMStoked to see the launch of @MomentsAU, but pretty sure it's all just ⚡️of dropbears.
• Mar 3, 2016 8:31 PMRT @mollie: Really excited about the fact that you can now embed Tweets directly from https://t.co/qNcoCUuFhM. It's so easy! https://t.co/F…
• Mar 3, 2016 7:43 PM@heyjoshua @jchmartin @trichris @spaceriker @zmanji this one, for instance, is pretty good, IMO, but needs context https://t.co/cWbJh5ur3o
• Mar 3, 2016 7:11 PM@amyt in what direction? A mile seems like a reasonable distance to travel for donuts.
• Mar 3, 2016 7:08 PM@samuelmaskell @skilldrick @seb_m_1234 "Donuts have never stopped being great. But we do need to make Donut-holes a thing at work again."
• Mar 3, 2016 6:45 PMWhat's the best place to get donuts near 9th & Market in San Francisco? Asking for a fiend. A donut fiend.
• Mar 3, 2016 6:41 PMRT @timbray: The new hotness! https://t.co/pvsKuoh6nI
• Mar 3, 2016 2:23 PM@AndMucc pretty sure I remember Simon Woodstock with a similar build and stunt back in the 90s!
• Mar 3, 2016 7:00 AMThe conclusion to a fascinating space opera. At times a hard narrative to follow across 3 books & *many* centuries. https://t.co/kpD42ztMIW 📷
• Mar 3, 2016 5:51 AM@javawithjiva without constant access to deli meats sliced to variable thicknesses we don't stand much of a chance to #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
• Mar 3, 2016 4:58 AM@j_grand if this deprivation continues unabated it may come to that
• Mar 3, 2016 4:57 AMIt's been four days now (four!) without sliced deli meats and all you can say is "sorry"? #apologies *not* accepted! https://t.co/p1JOAujZiL 📷
• Mar 3, 2016 4:38 AM@heyjoshua @jchmartin @trichris @spaceriker @zmanji well actually I mostly explain my own tweets, specifically I explain why they are funny
• Mar 3, 2016 3:08 AMRT @ericsmithrocks: 2016: Trump won't win. 2017: President Trump can't do that, can he? 2018: You watching The Hunger Games tonight? I ho…
• Mar 2, 2016 4:40 PM@cbogie @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/DwR7USa6e0
• Mar 2, 2016 4:25 PM#MakeAmericaGreatAgain https://t.co/E5MWAfkvVI 📷
• Mar 2, 2016 4:14 PMRT @chorankates: "if a recurring meeting is cancelled before every scheduled occurrence, is it still a meeting?" is the new if-a-tree-falls…
• Mar 2, 2016 4:00 AMRT @allahpundit: Only way for Christie to rehabilitate himself now is to pick Trump up and throw him down the reactor shaft
• Mar 1, 2016 7:04 PMRT @cvarming: Shaved 7ms off every ParNew GC with this patch https://t.co/4voxUr5crF #java #TwitterVMTeam YMMV
• Mar 1, 2016 4:47 AMRT @safety: Mute: one of the many tools to give you the power to stay safe while expressing yourself on Twitter https://t.co/u1rOXgCa21
• Mar 1, 2016 4:28 AMRT @jonnysun: me: goodnight moon :) moon: night<3 me: goodnight stars :) moon: wtf me: sry wrongnumber moon: whos stars moon: who is stars …
• Mar 1, 2016 4:27 AMRT @markog: If you know of a startup looking for a great space in Potrero Hill, I've got an office that just became available: https://t.co…
• Mar 1, 2016 1:58 AM@javawithjiva @ssgtmas @dagskeenan @SFBART as long as it has no moving parts and can be hosed off from time to time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Mar 1, 2016 1:56 AM@javawithjiva @ssgtmas @dagskeenan I'm lobbying for a series of inclined planes to replace all @SFBART elevators https://t.co/YjLUAZtVhK 📷