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Apr 30, 2016 6:28 AM
@sippey "His preferred method of business communication is via fax". Now where have I heard that before? Oh, right. https://t.co/wQTynEbgVe
Apr 30, 2016 4:58 AM
I mean sure, companies *are* people...but I'm still gonna insist that brands should have Twitter handles that start with "©" instead of "@".
Apr 30, 2016 1:44 AM
The Glen Park "blue school" has a cameo in the opening clip of this short set from @spitfirewheels! https://t.co/JWAYgjtIah
Apr 30, 2016 1:00 AM
⚡️ “The funniest parenting tweets of the week” by @HuffPostParents https://t.co/P8MteONdPO
Apr 29, 2016 11:04 PM
Current status. https://t.co/K68brpPYhy
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Apr 29, 2016 8:49 PM
RT @asynchio: Interesting multi-tenant infra service chargeback model at @twitter. Keen to see this open sourced! = https://t.co/aqLqW2ivRD…
Apr 29, 2016 1:57 PM
RT @njm: Love this. @TwitterEng took the #HelloWorld conference to Kenya. Gold. https://t.co/hLm2GngiXd
Apr 29, 2016 4:19 AM
RT @Dasate89: Did you know @sfgov offers WiFi on market st and 33 parks !? This is awesome!! Look for #SFWifi
Apr 29, 2016 2:18 AM
@wickman we're all just waiting for the "everynameofgod" bot to wrap it all up https://t.co/KN3PVJ7d1Q
Apr 29, 2016 12:00 AM
RT @anildash: Is there a name for the behavior of using a clever topical pun as a Twitter name? It's one of my favorite Twitter gags but ha…
Apr 28, 2016 10:55 PM
RT @SFGate: Did you forget your raw slab of meat on BART last night? https://t.co/DnoLcoeF0Y https://t.co/s0cwG2fZR9
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Apr 28, 2016 9:12 PM
#BYKTWD https://t.co/OoTVgUkyiH
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Apr 28, 2016 7:47 PM
Dinsdale? ⚡️ "Man in hedgehog suit brings bomb to TV station" https://t.co/PgUa3Kdipk Dinsdale? Dinsdale?
Apr 28, 2016 7:31 PM
RT @TwitterEng: Missed the #compute event at TwitterHQ? The talks are now live https://t.co/7wX8dPwLUE
Apr 28, 2016 3:56 PM
On our way to "Bring Your Kids to Work Day". https://t.co/0pBIDxuq3q
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Apr 28, 2016 3:05 PM
@phoe6 totally!
Apr 28, 2016 6:31 AM
@secretasianman srsly...I had no idea!
Apr 28, 2016 6:17 AM
Wait, Laurie Anderson was married to Lou Reed?
Apr 28, 2016 6:11 AM
@Noahpinion @pmarca Inline context (footnotes, etc.) in dead-tree media is superfluous in this age of on-demand context via smartphone.
Apr 28, 2016 6:09 AM
@Noahpinion @pmarca my first thought: "FFS translator...ease up on the footnotes!"
Apr 28, 2016 5:46 AM
Woah. https://t.co/KsfhCqdDcv
Apr 27, 2016 11:36 PM
RT @sffdpio: RESCUE EMBARCADERO AT BRYANT 2 critical 1 stable ACTIVE PIO ON SCENE #RSC27 https://t.co/y0G909FG4Q
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Apr 27, 2016 11:16 PM
@faisalb @GreenScreenCine @whitloves @ibscribe I'm just off camera, but I was there, I swear.
Apr 27, 2016 10:55 PM
RT @ftrain: They called cars horseless carriages. Then they called ubers self-driving cars. Then they called enslavement machines ubers. Th…
Apr 27, 2016 4:55 PM
OHAI surprise rainstorm! https://t.co/fSSHTd2gOZ
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Apr 27, 2016 4:23 PM
@TravRice @mikkel_bang @baldfacelodge @GoPro that place...almost never fails to deliver. So damn fun!
Apr 27, 2016 4:19 PM
RT @pourmecoffee: "If you vote for Kasich, he is the most likely to win and stop Trump, which will help Cruz. But wait, surely..." https://…
Apr 27, 2016 2:49 PM
RT @spencerchen: Nothing is original, esp. in #design. (btw, these are NOT the logos of Medium AirBNB, Flipboard, and Beats) https://t.co/…
Apr 26, 2016 4:57 PM
It's 10 AM and I'm getting on @SFBART for the third time this morning. How's your day going?
Apr 26, 2016 4:24 PM
As a manager (someone who adds no actual value to a organization) I can get by sans laptop. However, all my hand sanitizer was in that bag.
Apr 26, 2016 3:48 PM
With @pgarg on a biz trip, I congratulate myself in getting kid out door and on BART by 8:30, only to realize I've left my backpack at home.
Apr 26, 2016 1:53 PM
RT @lxt: What are some examples of successful open source projects that do not use English as the primary language of the development commu…
Apr 26, 2016 1:44 PM
RT @Coudal: Never forget. https://t.co/N5WiOgnEIN
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Apr 26, 2016 1:42 PM
RT @superchunk: I'm like a whale consuming 4% of my body weight in krill except instead of krill it's pollen.
Apr 26, 2016 4:57 AM
OH: "I'm gonna make myself some coffee and go to bed." /cc @pgarg
Apr 26, 2016 4:40 AM
RT @suzyv: I found my letter from #Prince https://t.co/m57p9UQprK
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Apr 26, 2016 4:13 AM
RT @siligong: Come see @njm talk Agile User Story Maps at the South Coast ACS meetup. cc/@ACSnewsfeed https://t.co/PVpzOLIgT8
Apr 26, 2016 4:11 AM
@sayrer @olix0r I simply refuse to pander to you millenials and your idealistic yet impracticable progressive platform
Apr 26, 2016 3:38 AM
@olix0r @sayrer isn't this just straight up a Teen Wolf riff/tribute? (Though I only watched the first 30 seconds.) https://t.co/ipwsP4Z2nq
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Apr 26, 2016 3:20 AM
I ♡ birds. I ♡ puns. I ♡² this tweet. https://t.co/DB8WHxwwGs
Apr 25, 2016 12:26 AM
@anildash @ftrain I'd imagine that despite longheld opposition to the NEA, conservatives might get behind a tax writeoff for purchased music
Apr 24, 2016 7:59 PM
RT @nytimesarts: Breaking: Beyonce's "Lemonade" is coming to iTunes at midnight https://t.co/iGhggcabMq https://t.co/UL2Ky9fQsB
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Apr 24, 2016 7:58 PM
RT @davidbyttow: I can't see the Rockets logo without thinking of Quake III. #GSWatHOU https://t.co/m2Bt3uBy4q
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Apr 24, 2016 7:53 PM
@bfd is the recipe from Art Garfunkel's cookbook: "Scarborough Fare"?
Apr 24, 2016 7:46 PM
It's the annual #glenparkfestival! https://t.co/lCuBt0rL9E
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Apr 24, 2016 6:02 AM
@thegrugq @GreatDismal Purr-kour.
Apr 24, 2016 5:54 AM
RT @timbray: “Uber, there is no polite way of saying this, has a brilliant business model and are dicks” -Calgary Mayor https://t.co/dFeUUY…
Apr 24, 2016 4:55 AM
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, "To Read the Full Story, Subscribe or Sign In".
Apr 24, 2016 3:11 AM
RT @biz: Apple Watch idea: Beep when I leave my iPhone behind. Somebody should make that.
Apr 24, 2016 2:36 AM
This morning's hike up and down the Oat Hill Mine Trail. https://t.co/WmFfcngjg6
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Apr 24, 2016 12:42 AM
"Bee Thousand" (Ok, actually it's "Bee 10x", but I had to work in a GBV pun, right?) #macro https://t.co/p7c3ckrgD5
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Apr 23, 2016 3:36 AM
RT @safety: Passionate about defending user rights & promoting user safety? Apply for our Trust & Safety summer internships: https://t.co/m…
Apr 23, 2016 1:32 AM
Tonight's menu at Ad Hoc. #RIPPrince https://t.co/LzyceEkNug
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Apr 22, 2016 11:16 PM
Mockingbird spotted in Calistoga. https://t.co/hNq6jMJBxh
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Apr 22, 2016 3:02 PM
RT @sfgov: "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life"...#RIPPrince https://t.co/22t56HtBuk
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Apr 22, 2016 6:43 AM
Currently listening to Jaco Pastorius's eponymous debut for the first time since high school. #fretless #fusion https://t.co/OmLl7W52pf
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Apr 22, 2016 5:59 AM
@isaach @BrandonDePaolo TIL: I was alive and living in Rochester when Bowie (and Iggy Pop!) got busted.
Apr 22, 2016 5:48 AM
@secretasianman @esten Loved my PowerPC 6100/60AV. QuarkXPress, Photoshop, Myst...all ran fine.
Apr 22, 2016 5:33 AM
#RIPPrince https://t.co/pwlsxZPlD5
Apr 22, 2016 4:26 AM
Welp. #HOUvGSW
Apr 22, 2016 4:14 AM
RT @warriors: This game... 😳😳😳
Apr 22, 2016 3:59 AM
RT @Bernalwood: LET'S GO CRAZY: It's on! Impromptu Prince sing-along on Bernal Hill summit, TONIGHT at 9:30 pm. Spread the word! https://t.…
Apr 22, 2016 3:54 AM
RT @jack: First mention of Prince on Twitter https://t.co/zvEP4pM19b
Apr 21, 2016 11:41 PM
@mediocrity @davinbogan well done!
Apr 21, 2016 4:27 PM
@HiveTheory Sorry, running a bit late this AM. https://t.co/mHK3h5Fb6S
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Apr 21, 2016 1:49 AM
@HiveTheory that's why I'm working on Observability these days
Apr 21, 2016 1:13 AM
@thatLarryRosen quite a few commuting into the city on @SFBART too
Apr 21, 2016 12:40 AM
Oh, right...it's 4/20.
Apr 20, 2016 6:14 AM
RT @textfiles: The @internetarchive truck has been stolen. It's VERY recognizable. Last seen in SF. mail info@archive.org if seen https://t…
Apr 20, 2016 6:10 AM
Yes, yes...different languages (Borges vs. Calvino & Eco) and eras and (arguably) genres, but there's an overlap that makes comparison fair.
Apr 20, 2016 6:05 AM
Just so we are all on the same page: Borges > Calvino > Eco
Apr 20, 2016 6:00 AM
A final satire and light-hearted sendup of the press by one of the all-time greats. https://t.co/iEgiuU5kIB
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Apr 19, 2016 11:30 PM
@esten counterpoint: https://t.co/gbYiu4jTcW
Apr 19, 2016 7:52 PM
@norm I read that as "Only 10 DAYS left to apply paint to a City traffic box!"
Apr 19, 2016 4:42 PM
Current pollen status. https://t.co/suVX1fxziF
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Apr 19, 2016 2:56 PM
RT @FrankHowarth: Hypnotic #cnc #woodworking https://t.co/Y0slqBwYXj
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Apr 19, 2016 6:03 AM
"You Want to Build a Datacenter as Efficient as Twitter's?" https://t.co/F7oOg80ZzG
Apr 19, 2016 5:49 AM
@NovalisDMT *noncognitivists* FFS autocorrect, where are you when you are really needed?
Apr 19, 2016 5:34 AM
@NovalisDMT "Are you a rockstar/ninja PL noncognivist? If so I'd like to talk to you about an amazing opportunity at an early-stage startup"
Apr 19, 2016 4:05 AM
RT @Seinfeld2000: omg elane dated both walter white and saul goodman https://t.co/LgfOM7K6wc
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Apr 19, 2016 4:01 AM
RT @Bernalwood: What Was the 1906 Earthquake Like, If You Lived in Bernal Heights? https://t.co/LODV0hgIPE https://t.co/psoGvMi6Re
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Apr 19, 2016 3:56 AM
@ChrisThalinger that's epic.
Apr 19, 2016 3:29 AM
@jimthiebaud @RideChannel awesome...and what a great spot...was always curious if they ever drained that place!
Apr 18, 2016 9:21 PM
Congrats to @SlackHQ on hiring @shaft! https://t.co/tjaen9SDZs
Apr 18, 2016 2:22 AM
RT @lizwiggi: The aging runner victorious❗️ https://t.co/fEqkF1qkth
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Apr 18, 2016 1:59 AM
@mmihic current @mmihic status https://t.co/CunwHazivM
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Apr 18, 2016 1:15 AM
@micheal @AahnaBrown haha...no...mom did that /cc @pgarg
Apr 18, 2016 1:05 AM
Updated San Francisco summer status. https://t.co/N6dWKYKb7f
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Apr 18, 2016 12:51 AM
Current San Francisco summer status. https://t.co/Od4foU2w6s
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Apr 17, 2016 11:23 PM
@44 @SFyimby https://t.co/C3k9Kb2OHE
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Apr 17, 2016 10:49 PM
@bnr75 @nytimes too much work to share content I've already paid for and consumed. Zero-problem with the paywall, but let me copy/share link
Apr 17, 2016 10:41 PM
@peterseibel only if it's photocopied and stapled together
Apr 17, 2016 10:40 PM
RT @nytimes: San Francisco doesn't have enough housing. A group called BARF wants to change that https://t.co/bnB6AGDm24
Apr 17, 2016 10:35 PM
@bfd careful there, Bill, your neighbors may not be the only ones to take notice. https://t.co/R5ED3851YK
Apr 17, 2016 9:08 PM
Great article on SF housing crisis in today's NYT. I'd link to the story but I've used up my 10 free article views. https://t.co/oytlKiEiGI
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Apr 17, 2016 3:57 AM
RT @weboesel: “falling in love, breaking into a bank, bringing down the govt…they all look the same right now: they look like typing” @Penn…
Apr 16, 2016 9:58 PM
hah, nevermind...that gradlew thing is actually pretty nice...wish the project had pointed to that in the README ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Apr 16, 2016 9:56 PM
Found a pure Java implementation, but now I'm downloading Gradle to build the goddamn thing FFS.
Apr 16, 2016 9:46 PM
"...is a Java+JNI library..." I am disappoint.
Apr 16, 2016 8:52 PM
@karan @docker @mesosphere @the_intercept gotta get those back doors added early on
Apr 16, 2016 5:39 PM
@ftrain meal af
Apr 16, 2016 4:09 PM
@gingerm woah...I've always thought it was a cat until now!
Apr 16, 2016 2:02 AM
@HiveTheory those fucking things are everywhere these days https://t.co/t6EJ0yGPgG
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Apr 16, 2016 1:19 AM
@SFBART moving again...albeit slowly.
Apr 16, 2016 1:16 AM
SFO-bound @SFBART totally stopped (going on 10 mins now). https://t.co/PnUlOTZmky
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Apr 15, 2016 1:36 AM
@gpapilion is this a line from "American Psycho"?
Apr 15, 2016 1:09 AM
RT @jeffvandermeer: Wolf Blitzer looks like a robot owl that killed a person and is trying to be calm to hide the fact. #DemDebate
Apr 15, 2016 1:01 AM
@keychung there's only one BvS that counts in my book https://t.co/KhdvU9AQPu
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Apr 14, 2016 4:02 PM
@jayholler this could simply be the inevitable effect of "no meeting" Thursday's becoming a widespread thing in the Bay Area.
Apr 14, 2016 5:01 AM
RT @notthefakeSVP: I enjoy sports.
Apr 13, 2016 8:23 PM
@fvrojas @pragashjj this is true, but most people are better people than I am.
Apr 13, 2016 5:42 PM
@jsh Congrats!
Apr 13, 2016 3:43 PM
RT @AndMucc: wish I could see what the roll in looked like for this via https://t.co/lQNaQ74ehh https://t.co/Ya0NguEYri
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Apr 13, 2016 4:18 AM
RT @lindvall: If anyone is still using kestrel, I’m working on fixing the small problems we’ve run into at: https://t.co/46o1y0Yo45
Apr 12, 2016 9:32 PM
RT @blackbirds: Our #StayWoke shirts are now available for purchase. Buy one now through April 23rd! https://t.co/YuIdmA6nPk https://t.co/v…
Apr 12, 2016 5:28 PM
@TonyPrintezis I knew you'd come around...let's discuss Twitter's transition to the Erlang VM at today's JVM staff meeting.
Apr 12, 2016 3:46 PM
@scalzi https://t.co/7H6CLuCOWn
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Apr 12, 2016 3:39 PM
@rk looking forward to riding in the backcountry next season with a wolverine strapped to my chest instead of a transceiver
Apr 12, 2016 5:23 AM
@stumpf *actually* what I think I said was: https://t.co/PCdL3Pc8Fq
Apr 12, 2016 5:02 AM
@mwichary the "10" key *and* no underscore character imply that this keyboard is the work of some CamelCase/1-based-index language cabal
Apr 12, 2016 4:07 AM
@cra i hear good things about the Canada Revenue Agency
Apr 12, 2016 2:50 AM
@gln does @Postmates deliver to hospitals? If not yet, there's one heck of a bizdev opportunity. /cc @Holger
Apr 12, 2016 1:13 AM
Free startup idea: hand-sanitizer vending machines, that allow you to make purchases with your Clipper card, in every @SFBART station.
Apr 12, 2016 1:01 AM
@gln woah...get better soon!
Apr 11, 2016 9:05 PM
@roach curl? Download and scrape, resubmit form, cookies, etc.
Apr 11, 2016 5:28 PM
30-day notice. https://t.co/GLtTKIfLKx
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Apr 11, 2016 4:04 PM
A museum (yes, that is the correct collective noun) of Cedar waxwings stopped by the tree outside our window this AM https://t.co/5SSzOp2Xby
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Apr 11, 2016 5:21 AM
@gpapilion Get your very own SarcMark™ here https://t.co/PBshJ3uM2g (While supplies last!)
Apr 11, 2016 5:19 AM
@gpapilion Prior art: https://t.co/KZQ69tei1u
Apr 11, 2016 4:03 AM
RT @jennydeluxe: Finally had a chance to dig into @willystaley's Thrasher profile and it's goooood https://t.co/xP30Q9PMoQ https://t.co/jAu…
Apr 11, 2016 2:01 AM
RT @sfgov: .@StandardandPoors gives @SFMTA_muni AA rating highest revenue bonds issued by a transit agency in the US https://t.co/15R9pKa2sw
Apr 11, 2016 1:39 AM
@Support looks like @grantimahara's account has been compromised. https://t.co/0Ok6hkRy44
Apr 10, 2016 9:40 PM
RT @mickeyreyes: Sunday w streethandle https://t.co/JrKMTaPxJ7
Apr 10, 2016 9:30 PM
RT @miguelrios: Can't count how many times I've filtered out those coordinates from a dataset. https://t.co/MIm0UKfhfZ
Apr 10, 2016 9:24 PM
Tons of American robins in Golden Gate Park this morning. Spotted this one at the Polo Field. https://t.co/kEWbBK5XKS
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Apr 10, 2016 9:02 PM
@mwichary "When ordering Cocaine Hydrochlorate from your jobber..."
Apr 10, 2016 8:52 PM
RT @kf: "gamification of exercise" So... sports?
Apr 10, 2016 8:24 PM
@TonyPrintezis yeah, but for the iPhone...clip on macro, wide-angle, and fisheye lenses from @olloclip. Works great! https://t.co/XKjum5Cxvj
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Apr 9, 2016 8:04 PM
Current rainy day walk status. https://t.co/gz65bH67ak
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Apr 9, 2016 5:08 AM
RT @lizhenry: New BART car design reduces wheelchair accessibility: https://t.co/NLO6fm9X5L @SFBART
Apr 9, 2016 3:41 AM
RT @miguelrios: Hope your week was at least 0.00001% as good as @elonmusk's.
Apr 9, 2016 3:38 AM
RT @jonnysun: look. life is bad. evryones sad. we're all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable boumcy castle so r u gona take ur sh…
Apr 8, 2016 5:11 PM
Light, but interesting, account of @Zendesk's origins. TIL: @dhh worked for Svane at one of his previous ventures. https://t.co/DOOuSJEK0h
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Apr 8, 2016 7:49 AM
#DSM16 dinner with the @DocuSignDev crew. https://t.co/gVdQ2jRh8M
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Apr 7, 2016 11:55 PM
This is also why I feel conflicted about my donations to my local NPR affiliate. (Looks pointedly at Michael Krasny)
Apr 7, 2016 11:51 PM
I think it's that when an audience question goes of the rails it's usually a horrific train wreck.
Apr 7, 2016 11:49 PM
Though I'm usually pleasantly surprised at how good un-moderated audience questions, for the most part, tend to be.
Apr 7, 2016 11:48 PM
"Let's open it up to questions from the audience." is one of my least favorite sentences.
Apr 7, 2016 11:38 PM
RT @burritojustice: BART station guide: blue and green, it’s sixteen; yellow and brown, burritos abound; rocky and stark, you’re at glen pa…
Apr 7, 2016 11:34 PM
@burritojustice the elevators are usually quite clean as well. TBH, though, the escalator failure rate is similar to @SFBART system overall
Apr 7, 2016 11:01 PM
@soozinbird I am a fan of "welp"
Apr 7, 2016 8:30 PM
RT @City_Creatures: Look, there's a lot of little birds out there. Here's a handy warbler guide so you can introduce yourself by name. http…
Apr 7, 2016 6:39 PM
RT @Gotham3: RIP Bunny https://t.co/rmfiD2PE0W
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Apr 7, 2016 5:16 PM
RT @pgarg: #facepalm -- I need to stop going to work early https://t.co/nW7q7wGOBZ
Apr 7, 2016 5:13 PM
Welp, finally happened...missed my stop at EMB while taking the toddler to daycare ended up in Oakland . https://t.co/2oaLlsLQGI
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Apr 7, 2016 2:23 PM
RT @_ravisharma_: At @SREcon this week? Don't miss our own @TwitterSRE @brayniac lightning talk about rpcperf: Measuring high performance s…
Apr 7, 2016 6:16 AM
RT @ElaineF: twitter's new 20 week parental leave policy is great (by US standards) and is also ........... 140 days
Apr 7, 2016 3:48 AM
RT @GreatDismal: Amid the millions of leaked documents: unwritten novels, wildly variant texts of classics, whole imaginary encyclopediae #…
Apr 7, 2016 3:08 AM
RT @BlindChow: [scrabble] BATMAN: pass SUPERMAN: again? BATMAN: can't spell anything SUPERMAN: *rubbing temples* not every word has to…
Apr 7, 2016 3:07 AM
Nights like tonight make SF feel like the California I used to imagine before I moved to California.
Apr 6, 2016 6:25 PM
RIP Merle Haggard :-(
Apr 6, 2016 2:34 PM
@cravensroost that was her dad trying to convince her that band aids are not scary. She wasn't buying it. :-)
Apr 6, 2016 4:58 AM
@satanjeev oh yeah, just a scrape and a scared kid
Apr 6, 2016 4:33 AM
@EJaneL yeah, she was a little shaken up, but is fine (just a scrape)
Apr 6, 2016 4:29 AM
Toddler vs. ventilation fan. #parentingfail https://t.co/Ms8sPYVBbN
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Apr 6, 2016 4:25 AM
RT @sfpublicworks: Bunnies a-glow! #intrude @SFAC @mctrang @RecParkSF @sfoewd #SanFrancisco https://t.co/UGgsSXUGn1
Apr 6, 2016 3:58 AM
@asulkina https://t.co/R3ivKw9aT7
Apr 5, 2016 11:53 PM
Excited to take the two-year old to this and blow her mind. https://t.co/R3ivKw9aT7
Apr 5, 2016 4:57 PM
RT @github: Thanks @p_reynolds for talking us through the debut of DGit at #gitmerge! Get more details: https://t.co/14zcUwx3zT https://t.c…
Apr 5, 2016 4:06 PM
RT @Support: It's a big 🌎 out there. Share your story, 140 characters at a time.
Apr 5, 2016 4:05 PM
RT @pelikan_cache: Twitter Cache team just open-sourced Pelikan, a cache framework. More details on project website: https://t.co/zjXcjrljC9
Apr 5, 2016 3:55 PM
RT @TWSNOW: The sun peaks through a hole in the rocks as @bryaniguchi drifts a method in Wyoming. Phot… https://t.co/wFObkTcGsL https://t.c…
Apr 5, 2016 3:04 PM
RT @innovadotmu: .@campbellruso123 just referred to our poorly functioning office printer as “The Artist Formerly Known As Prints,” which i…
Apr 5, 2016 3:01 PM
RT @jamesiry: You know in Hollywood movies where the hacker bangs on the keyboard for 30 seconds then says “I’m in!”? https://t.co/d316IH4…
Apr 5, 2016 2:39 PM
RT @packers: Thursday Night Football. Live. Right here on @twitter! 👀 https://t.co/saTUsFKGHS
Apr 5, 2016 2:30 PM
RT @vijaya: All new parents get the same parental leave - 20 weeks at @Twitter! https://t.co/p1iMVwwY5D
Apr 5, 2016 5:34 AM
RT @sarahjeong: i saw the best writers of my generation destroyed by attempts to build a proprietary CMS
Apr 4, 2016 10:43 PM
@zmanji this handy diagram should help clear things up https://t.co/X7ugNQ6ZSf
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Apr 4, 2016 12:30 AM
Stopped off at the #YOLO Bypass Wildlife Area between Sacramento and Davis on the way back from Tahoe. https://t.co/S4KAszWu5o
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Apr 3, 2016 11:29 PM
Bay Bridge https://t.co/qWyhGrrtZE
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Apr 3, 2016 3:38 PM
RT @CHPSanFrancisco: High speed pursuit of 🐶 this morning on the #BayBridge! Suspect taken into custody. All are safe! #onlyinSF https://t.…
Apr 3, 2016 5:28 AM
TBH though, the name "Casamigos" probably should have raised an alarm or two.
Apr 3, 2016 5:04 AM
Gonna have to go and murder the clerk at the liquor store for failing to mention *that* particular fact when they recommended the bottle.
Apr 3, 2016 4:59 AM
Turns out the tequila I gave @cmort for his birthday is George Clooney's vanity label. Not gonna hear the end of it. https://t.co/S3yu3xJrUX
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Apr 3, 2016 4:07 AM
Happy birthday shoutout to @fvrojas! Auspicious that the latest addition to the team shares the same birthday as I!
Apr 3, 2016 3:37 AM
Lifehack: I've started using my brother-in-law's Netflix profile whenever I stream kids' shows for the two-year old. https://t.co/IuiqHERLtY
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Apr 2, 2016 10:34 PM
@skimatic congrats!!!
Apr 2, 2016 10:18 PM
RT @improv: Watching our improv students applying the presentation skills they learned in class at #compute event at TwitterHQ Great job gu…
Apr 2, 2016 10:15 PM
RT @supab3ans: Thank you to all the speakers who shared and @TwitterSF for hosting. Learned plenty! #Compute
Apr 2, 2016 8:14 PM
RT @micheal: People who made the #compute event happen 1. Speakers 2. Audience 3. Event Crew Thank you all! #LoveWhereYouWork https://t.c…
Apr 2, 2016 4:09 AM
@Yasumoto was awesome working with you. Best of luck in your future endeavors!
Apr 2, 2016 12:42 AM
Tahoe is starting to kick in. https://t.co/Tig3XEGG5U
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Apr 1, 2016 7:40 PM
Pulled up to the local @PublicStorage to pick up an old snowboard I had in storage just as paramedics carted a dead body out the front door.
Apr 1, 2016 4:59 AM
@dloft @jakedonham farm to biodegradable...waste receptacle?
Apr 1, 2016 2:54 AM
@ddb @NuttySwiss @egd we'll have a video of his talk later
Apr 1, 2016 2:54 AM
@ddb @NuttySwiss yeah, @egd did a talk on our hardware provisioning stack at a Twitter #compute event.
Apr 1, 2016 2:50 AM
@ddb @NuttySwiss commiter/suspect list for Wilson and Audubon and other PE tools
Apr 1, 2016 2:23 AM
.@vinucharanya and @imjessicayuen talk about how Twitter built a metering solution for it's infrastructure. #compute https://t.co/fWjC0m7pYk
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Apr 1, 2016 1:38 AM
LIVE on #Periscope: Twitter #compute https://t.co/g007oaZNMG
Apr 1, 2016 1:02 AM
@taylorleese gotcha covered on the Mesos and Compute stickers!