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May 31, 2016 7:40 PM
Luckily I'm in front of @derekalyon.
May 31, 2016 7:34 PM
Group A is *still* boarding. Hurry the fuck up @olix0r @davelester.
May 31, 2016 6:51 PM
RT @linuxfoundation: Twitter runs “one of the largest single Mesos clusters known.” @ccpinkham will tell us how: https://t.co/EE557SaP42 #M…
May 31, 2016 6:35 PM
@davidjrusek you gonna be at the conference? I know @fvrojas will be there to help rep @TwitterBoulder. #MesosCon
May 31, 2016 6:32 PM
Traveling by plane *without* a toddler today. It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend not flying with a two-year old.
May 31, 2016 6:18 PM
SFO ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ DEN for @mesoscon
May 31, 2016 3:15 PM
RT @projinclude: Uber refuses to release diversity figures, slowing Silicon Valley move for transparency. #projectinclude #diversity https:…
May 31, 2016 2:45 PM
RT @cemerick: Chris Okasaki (author of hugely-influential 'Purely Functional Data Structures') using git https://t.co/4s1sd1tWVT https://t.…
May 31, 2016 11:31 AM
@siggy @gln @kpk Zones of Thought books are 🔥 (upon the deep).
May 31, 2016 5:05 AM
@dickc Naïveté? True, we're all ~30% garbage, but if we don't "wring hands" & denounce ethically questionable behavior we risk going to 100%
May 31, 2016 4:16 AM
Shout out to the @okcthunder for an epic series. If they weren't playing the @warriors I'd be rooting for them to go all the way. #GSWvOKC
May 31, 2016 3:35 AM
Post game interviews of the @warriors being conducted by some sort of railroad tycoon. #GSWvOKC
May 31, 2016 3:31 AM
Out in the fog an occasional firework echoes from the vicinity of Excelsior. #GSWvOKC
May 31, 2016 3:22 AM
RT @burritojustice: and he still makes it
May 31, 2016 3:16 AM
Edge of my seat. #GSWvOKC
May 31, 2016 3:01 AM
Amazing. #GSWvsOKC
May 31, 2016 2:55 AM
@ThomasKunjappu https://t.co/jY4z2gaVmL
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May 31, 2016 2:53 AM
Spotted @kevino at #GSWvsOKC. https://t.co/cB4pGgGa8f
May 31, 2016 2:17 AM
RT @shellen: "Yeah, but it's more dramatic if we win in the 4th." - The @warriors, probably
May 31, 2016 1:59 AM
RT @metaforgotten: Kinda surprised that the Sanders rally organizers seem to have forgotten that *ramps* are an important part of rally acc…
May 31, 2016 1:53 AM
RT @peterhartlaub: #RisingToTheOKlaysion (Running out of hashtags ...)
May 31, 2016 1:51 AM
#GSWvOKC https://t.co/VO3PMS7XXn
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May 31, 2016 1:43 AM
@anildash https://t.co/BaggRkhogK
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May 31, 2016 1:37 AM
#StrengthInNonEuclidianGeometries https://t.co/NQIoMXYKQK
May 31, 2016 12:56 AM
RT @peterhartlaub: #GoWarriors https://t.co/sUbGCSQYZE
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May 31, 2016 12:25 AM
RT @hdeweyh: Funded #bioart residency opportunity at SUNY buffalo! https://t.co/MdKt8TNaKT
May 31, 2016 12:19 AM
@cmeik over the years, the Treepeople cover has supplanted The Smith's original as my canonical version of this song.
May 31, 2016 12:08 AM
I ♡ that @Benioff ♡'s @SFBART, but let's keep the @warriors in Oakland, build housing instead of stadiums. https://t.co/8DglB5ax4B
May 30, 2016 11:46 PM
@marcprecipice more like "dysontery", amirite?
May 30, 2016 10:54 PM
@esm as long as we can all agree that *three* underscores is called a "thunderscore".
May 30, 2016 10:31 PM
@adam_messinger nice...San Bruno Mtn. State Park?
May 30, 2016 9:56 PM
Debugging authN/signing issues from the client side, without access to the authenticating service, is the worst. https://t.co/5avJfoWbKc
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May 30, 2016 9:14 PM
@heyjoshua @ysaw @rort @superic @waferbaby @tedd4u @firepile @picomatt @amolweb @towns @soozinbird @tregoning @jeremyruppel @cjmartin 'sup?
May 30, 2016 8:53 PM
@longwall26 Hans Zarkov & The Merciless Mingtones?
May 30, 2016 8:05 PM
@esten Exxon gas stations now take Apple Pay if that is at all a possibility
May 30, 2016 2:30 PM
RT @nikcub: (on SWIFT hacks) “If you presume it’s North Korea, $1 billion is almost 10 percent of their G.D.P.,” Mr. Chien said. https://t.…
May 29, 2016 5:19 PM
RT @humantransit: Most of the cost of transit infrastructure is the cost of keeping it out of the way of single-occupant motorists. https:…
May 29, 2016 1:23 PM
RT @davidjrusek: One cool thing about controlling container, through jvm, through network stack, through app, is that your obs stack has st…
May 28, 2016 9:41 PM
@rothmana @dknightly I think you'd say "I'm in a state of flyover."
May 28, 2016 7:45 PM
Paying tribute to the Great Old Ones in hopes of a win tonight. "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Curry R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." https://t.co/MRdBUC3Ldo
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May 28, 2016 5:01 PM
Like hangovers, jetlag takes longer to recover from as you get older.
May 27, 2016 6:47 PM
RT @SFBART: Happy 79th b'day, #GoldenGateBridge! ...we would've been great together. https://t.co/uOq4VxNFye
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May 27, 2016 3:51 PM
Starting off the morning with a little methyltheobromine and cetirizine speedball. https://t.co/XZyPH6KueA
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May 27, 2016 2:34 PM
I sometimes think that the most engaging content on Twitter is a runaway canoe. People seem compelled to pile on. https://t.co/vqddvQ3r68
May 27, 2016 2:13 PM
@rort @waferbaby @heyjoshua @tedd4u @superic @firepile @picomatt @amolweb please stop
May 27, 2016 1:15 PM
@superic @waferbaby @tedd4u ...the intersection of @tedd4u and @waferbaby's followers saw that response
May 27, 2016 1:14 PM
@teddd4u @superic since @waferbaby follows both @tedd4u and I he saw our exchange...this is normal. When he replied to @tedd4u ...
May 27, 2016 1:12 PM
@tedd4u @superic @waferbaby i'm not on product, and was OOO when we announced the canoe killer, but i don't think anything's different here
May 27, 2016 4:26 AM
"Dryl, baby, dryl!" https://t.co/IdE3euNVpT
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May 27, 2016 4:17 AM
@secretasianman I just downed 25mg of Benadryl (ok, *technically* it was Wal-Dryl, but whatever) so things are pretty chill. And less itchy.
May 27, 2016 4:07 AM
@tedd4u Airbus. A380-800. Emirates between DXB and SFO. Windows were huge. So were the engines. https://t.co/P0fOJQfYED
May 27, 2016 2:47 AM
RT @alliemackay: Sometimes Twitter is perfect. https://t.co/S87O3bIaAx
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May 26, 2016 11:21 PM
RT @a11yteam: We've added support for adding alt text to images on https://t.co/JyV9Cjx4Hp. https://t.co/i96XpWOdOi
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May 26, 2016 8:09 PM
RT @DangerMindsBlog: Henry Rollins working at Häagen-Dazs, 1981 https://t.co/GRg3UrEFER https://t.co/GfK6SEuDIM
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May 26, 2016 8:06 PM
RT @sarahjeong: 🚨 GOOGLE'S USE OF THE DECLARING CODE AND SSO OF APIS IS FAIR USE 🚨
May 26, 2016 8:05 PM
RT @sarahjeong: FINDING FOR GOOGLE
May 26, 2016 8:05 PM
RT @sarahjeong: 🚨 BREAKING 🚨 -- Jury in Oracle v. Google has reached a verdict.
May 26, 2016 4:34 PM
So much of Google's software design is so "meh" that I'm surprised when their ID efforts produce compelling objects. https://t.co/u2gPxUAurK
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May 26, 2016 4:11 PM
@EAEO well my parents got one too (my Mom threw it away as she didn't know what it was)...but maybe it is SF/Bay Area/Silicon Valley only?
May 26, 2016 3:58 PM
The @nytimes sent out Google Cardboard to (all? some?) of its subscribers. I'm intrigued to see how well it works. https://t.co/qio63AlGNn
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May 26, 2016 1:06 PM
@heyjoshua @Ity @njm @heymathison 100% on the routine...that was, i think, pretty key in getting @AahnaBrown to sleep through the night.
May 26, 2016 12:52 PM
RT @elysekort: Loved reading this article in @TIME abt @ArunChaud & his photography/videography work on the campaign trail. https://t.co/oh…
May 26, 2016 9:54 AM
I am amazed at how shitty Apple's OS X Photos app is. I know I've said this before, but it's such a regression from iPhoto.
May 26, 2016 9:47 AM
@Ity TFW they first sleep through the night is pretty awesome...kicked in for us ~6 mos. though YMMV!
May 26, 2016 8:02 AM
Oh good, the toddler is up now. I wonder what time daycare opens.
May 26, 2016 8:00 AM
@EJaneL seriously!
May 26, 2016 7:10 AM
Current jetlag-midnight-Chemex™-filter supply status. https://t.co/vT4YTMSS6F
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May 26, 2016 6:12 AM
Getting a head start on Thursday by waking up at 11PM on Wednesday.
May 25, 2016 9:35 PM
@cra vaguely disappointed/nostalgic that #cfsummit isn't a gathering of ColdFusion developers.
May 25, 2016 9:07 PM
RT @fuckeveryword: fuck airplanes
May 25, 2016 9:05 PM
So close, yet so stuck sitting on the SFO tarmac waiting on our arrival gate to clear. https://t.co/cEDNLxBcxP
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May 25, 2016 8:59 PM
RT @TwitterEng: Open sourcing Twitter Heron, our real-time stream processing engine https://t.co/A7zYWkDMAR
May 25, 2016 4:59 PM
@kdspaul figured it'd be a bad idea to hit up a roadside dhaba before getting on a 15 hour flight with my gora gut
May 25, 2016 2:50 AM
Uh, from Chandigarh to Delhi that is...also we are in Dubai now. Last tweet stuck in drafts due to hopping tel carriers and poor bandwidth.
May 25, 2016 2:47 AM
Road trip from Delhi to Chandigarh complete. https://t.co/KLHSGomHRg
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May 24, 2016 7:44 AM
Here we go again. IXC ⇢ 🚘 ⇢ DEL ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ DXB ⇢ ✈️⇢ SFO https://t.co/VZcGCWPE7O
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May 24, 2016 4:43 AM
RT @tmbg: Let's let twitter decide:
May 24, 2016 12:11 AM
RT @davidjrusek: Come heckle me https://t.co/cgITu9VR4n
May 23, 2016 4:21 PM
RT @Eaterofsun: As I was saying, @GreatDismal does not consider his work dystopian https://t.co/17pWcjygBt cc @gmskarka https://t.co/L84jas…
May 23, 2016 4:21 PM
RT @brianstelter: Via @Bourdain's Instagram: his meal with Obama in Hanoi. Bourdain's taping an episode of @PartsUnknownCNN in Vietnam http…
May 23, 2016 5:49 AM
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: San Francisco thinks infrastructure is something you rent on AWS that's hosted in Seattle.
May 23, 2016 5:27 AM
Bitten by some sort of radioactive spider or mosquito, my resulting super power is the ability to get an itchy rash. https://t.co/wiVDsBdL1k
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May 23, 2016 3:14 AM
I'm hardly a fan of @uber, but even I have to admit that their global marketing and local bizdev ops are impressive. https://t.co/Sf3hO8dFL9
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May 23, 2016 2:44 AM
@spaceriker sorry, running a bit late...go ahead and get started without me.
May 22, 2016 3:06 PM
RT @gwenifill: This is just now happening?? https://t.co/5NcTpe92w2
May 22, 2016 3:05 PM
@heyjoshua ☹️ sounds pretty rough ☹️
May 22, 2016 3:00 PM
@micheal https://t.co/eA1bWPihV7
May 22, 2016 1:57 PM
@john_overholt @jon_bois love it: "No connexion with the Scavengers"
May 22, 2016 1:10 PM
Also of note: there are thousands of giant fucking bats in the trees lining the gardens. Never seen so many bats. https://t.co/JBpmfrLhLG
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May 22, 2016 1:02 PM
In Pinjore this afternoon at the Yadavindra Gardens. TIL: a scene from "Zero Dark Thirty" was filmed here. https://t.co/adDTBSsFaF
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May 22, 2016 8:50 AM
TBH, the McAloo Tikki™ is the main reason for our annual visit to India. https://t.co/EbOMtMZOpj
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May 22, 2016 5:36 AM
Spotted this Asian koel in tree outside of the house. https://t.co/a8kzxhBnmj
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May 22, 2016 3:16 AM
Neat cover story on #Bollywood Twitter in the Hindustan Time's Sunday magazine this morning. https://t.co/zRHe2Bg52M
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May 21, 2016 4:16 PM
RT @CodeWisdom: "The craft of programming begins with empathy, not formatting or languages or tools or algorithms or data structures." - Ke…
May 21, 2016 11:41 AM
@cravensroost the pandit/cowherd brings the cows around the neighborhoods, folks give donations and food.
May 21, 2016 11:40 AM
@cravensroost yep, you can see the fifth leg hanging off of it's back...hoof and all...seems to be considered an auspicious thing.
May 21, 2016 8:38 AM
Actually, it's about ethics in extra-solar system generation-ship exploration programs. That and zoo devolution. https://t.co/LFO0XBfVfn
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May 21, 2016 7:50 AM
RT @dclendenan: Moving things forward: https://t.co/sAgqyO7zYT
May 21, 2016 4:59 AM
Just a normal Saturday morning: drinking coffee, reading the newspaper, and hanging out with a five-legged cow. https://t.co/IE5RCrPxhv
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May 21, 2016 4:18 AM
@sam still in active use by the Hindustan Times! Been seeing this deviation from brand usage guidelines everyday. https://t.co/WNYECKrrNt
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May 21, 2016 1:58 AM
Last night's storm took down a few trees but did nothing to provide relief from the weather. Hot and humid AF today. https://t.co/MdNL9vchxE
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May 21, 2016 12:00 AM
RT @GreatDismal: That Uber is now looking for tech to free them from the need for drivers is somehow bleakly satisfying
May 20, 2016 11:39 PM
@amolweb the saddest of faves
May 20, 2016 3:11 PM
@elegantlywasted we'll be there for a few hours waiting for our flight, but that's it for this trip. I'll give you a heads up on the next.
May 20, 2016 3:08 PM
And now we are all enjoying cocktails by candlelight as we wait out the post-storm power outage. https://t.co/fmvxVhaSW6
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May 20, 2016 2:16 PM
Crazy rain is now followed by crazy clouds. https://t.co/4X81Q4XRSy
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May 20, 2016 2:07 PM
Crazy winds are now followed by crazy rain. https://t.co/HjmWUEOtiV
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May 20, 2016 1:57 PM
Crazy heat is now followed by crazy winds. https://t.co/qlWaU5ibcn
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May 20, 2016 10:21 AM
RT @RaviAgrawalCNN: Phalodi in Rajasthan now has the dubious honor of recording the hottest ever temperature in India: 51 degrees Celsius (…
May 19, 2016 2:28 PM
Enjoying a G&T in CHD. https://t.co/YEO1TwIbNq
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May 19, 2016 1:21 PM
RT @billmckibben: Northern, central India "crippled" by heatwave, schools closed, temps touching 120F (49C) https://t.co/aYY351vkpK
May 19, 2016 12:32 AM
Today's 5:30AM run clocks in at 88°F. And it's humid AF. On a positive note I've found it's easy to buy Gatorade™ here so I think I'll be OK
May 18, 2016 11:05 PM
@patrickdijusto @mat yes...er, well at least up until the part about the penny loafers
May 18, 2016 10:08 PM
@soozinbird https://t.co/OiEzQPZA04
May 18, 2016 10:06 PM
Sublime timeline serendipity courtesy of @davidjrusek and @greenberg. https://t.co/jZo3ePOZgF
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May 18, 2016 9:56 PM
RT @SFBART: We had a power loss at our Operations Control Center causing all trains to go into manual mode - but the issue has been fixed.…
May 18, 2016 9:46 PM
For a surreal and magical 30 minutes, the only internet communications channel that was working reliably for me was @HipChat.
May 18, 2016 4:08 PM
Current backyard tandoor status. https://t.co/iuWgTqZIrW
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May 18, 2016 2:48 PM
Spotted this white-throated kingfisher along Lake Sukhna this morning. https://t.co/nfKe9M3NtS
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May 18, 2016 11:16 AM
Finished @david_mitchell's latest in his loosely-coupled universe of ghosts and time travelers. Chilling, fun read. https://t.co/rCM51JUBBL
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May 18, 2016 9:07 AM
RT @DevOpsBorges: What idiot called them "symbolic links, named pipes, and sockets" instead of "Those that, at a distance, resemble files"?
May 18, 2016 9:00 AM
current status: just setting up a fake twttr account for the sole purpose of composing a single pretentious dadjoke tweet
May 18, 2016 7:14 AM
Exhibit A. https://t.co/4eLSIdCJ4Q
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May 18, 2016 1:44 AM
I'm guessing that the previous @SailPoint "UI" was written entirely in Flash. It's the only way to explain the current user...experience.
May 18, 2016 1:39 AM
Dear @SailPoint, you are the worst. Thanks!
May 17, 2016 8:14 AM
RT @roach: In Oakland, you lock your doors so you don't get carjacked. In SF, you lock your doors so idiots don't open them and ask "Are y…
May 17, 2016 6:12 AM
RT @Benioff: If G Lucas does something for SF Schools, Hospitals, & Homeless then @mayoredlee @LondonBreed ok otherwise no way. https://t.c…
May 17, 2016 4:35 AM
@ultramagnus_tcv @sarahjeong the jury is not allowed coffee as they don't want any preconceived notions of "java" unduly influencing jurors
May 17, 2016 1:58 AM
Spotted this purple sunbird in my in-law's backyard yesterday morning. https://t.co/fSdU56mUoD
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May 16, 2016 11:45 PM
@NuttySwiss @egd pretty sure the guy on the right is @jchmartin
May 16, 2016 10:53 AM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: "A man must have a name." -Jaqen H'ghar taking your Starbucks order.
May 16, 2016 6:44 AM
Building an ML image classifier, but so far it only labels things as "embalmed ones", "those that, at a distance, resemble flies", or "etc."
May 16, 2016 6:25 AM
RT @chromakode: So, for the @stupidhackathon I made an app that orders delivery to a random location, and ubers you there...
May 16, 2016 5:40 AM
RT @baconmeteor: BURN CAMP RIDE NORTH. Blog thing about my visit to McMurdo Station: https://t.co/ZEYhOKrzP4
May 15, 2016 9:19 PM
RT @famouscrab: you gotta turn your phone off when you fly in case an old plane text you and your new plane get jealous
May 15, 2016 9:19 PM
@amolweb Definitely not. https://t.co/VZormtrKuI
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May 15, 2016 5:15 AM
Amongst the usual mynas, babblers, lapwings, and bulbuls, I spotted this brown-headed barbet yesterday morning. https://t.co/bPlEzLkhxx
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May 15, 2016 3:21 AM
We drove by Sutro Tower on our way out of town last week. https://t.co/7HyV9FXCJP
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May 15, 2016 2:50 AM
@kdspaul yeah we are going to do something like the latter later this week. Just need to get all the puke out of the carseat first.
May 15, 2016 2:14 AM
RT @markedly: Spanish: The h is silent English: Many letters can be silent French: All letters are meaningless, every living thing is born…
May 15, 2016 2:09 AM
@kdspaul nah, just around Sector 9. We did go to the lake for a walk afterwards...but it's already to damn hot to do anything. 😓🔥☀️
May 15, 2016 12:15 AM
Taking advantage of the jetlag for a 5:30AM run. Just in time to beat the heat at a 'cool' 85°F...high today projected to top out at 110°F.
May 14, 2016 8:02 AM
If you are not following @sarahjeong's tweet stream of "Oracle America, Inc. v. Google, Inc" you are missing out. https://t.co/krLPiZguee
May 14, 2016 7:28 AM
RT @sarahjeong: Google trying to introduce Joshua Bloch's book, "Effective Java." https://t.co/GY5VjJ83dA
May 14, 2016 7:28 AM
RT @sarahjeong: Java specification for Java SE 5 being admitted into evidence.
May 14, 2016 6:57 AM
RT @sarahjeong: We're going through some things that Bloch wrote. Oracle: You said here that "API design is tough" Bloch: I said it’s toug…
May 14, 2016 6:56 AM
RT @sarahjeong: GNU!!!!!!!! *shakes fist*
May 14, 2016 6:55 AM
I'd be ok with that. /cc: @joshbloch https://t.co/DTTTKryygn
May 14, 2016 6:50 AM
Vacation plans. https://t.co/siSOcj0NC8
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May 13, 2016 10:48 PM
RT @EventsLF: Newly announced #MesosCon keynote - Chris Pinkham, VP of Engineering at Twitter. See more at https://t.co/tNJ13HZvT9 https://…
May 13, 2016 10:40 PM
@firepile yeah, she's pretty good...she got a bit carsick on the drive (but so did I...driving and traffic here is nuts)
May 13, 2016 10:39 PM
@lizwiggi pretty much!
May 13, 2016 10:10 PM
Jetlag, but with a toddler.
May 13, 2016 3:15 AM
Finally. https://t.co/cAknjETM9j
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May 13, 2016 3:03 AM
@gln spoke too soon...India traffic craziness and backwards facing car seat resulted in one very carsick toddler.
May 13, 2016 2:57 AM
It was all going so well until the toddler got carsick 30 minutes from the end of the trip and puked several oz. of milk allover the carseat
May 13, 2016 1:06 AM
@gln pretty good, we hit her sleep and nap times for the flights
May 12, 2016 11:22 PM
Landed in Delhi, now road-tripping north to Chandigarh. I'm not the one driving, obviously. https://t.co/doPo7qPEUy
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May 12, 2016 8:34 PM
Current traveling-halfway-around-the-planet-with-a-two-year-old status. https://t.co/hi8f9CA1tL
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May 12, 2016 4:45 PM
RT @cjam: Uber but for getting some perspective
May 12, 2016 4:21 PM
@gln ~10 😹😹😹
May 12, 2016 4:09 PM
OHAI DUBAI! https://t.co/IWD1FJbypz
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May 12, 2016 3:55 PM
@javawithjiva yep!
May 11, 2016 10:02 PM
Only 24 more hours of travel to go. SFO ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ DXB ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ DEL ⇢ 🚘 ⇢ IXC https://t.co/XgOmrPmH7n
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May 11, 2016 5:11 PM
RT @BananaKarenina: Poor translators, poor Penguin, poor Kitty, poor Tolstoy https://t.co/BAB5G6HG9H HT @nagunak, @parisreview https://t.co…
May 11, 2016 4:33 PM
@AquilaRift the worst part of this job is brain-scrubbing oncall. It's only a few days, or nights, each month though. Also, we're hiring!
May 11, 2016 4:27 PM
Greatness awaits. https://t.co/3LxkENcnII
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May 11, 2016 6:46 AM
Adding some Twitter flair to the headphones we bought the kid for the looooong flight ahead. https://t.co/2tcVK3MCVY
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May 11, 2016 2:55 AM
RT @sean_lynch: Giant sinkhole at New Montgomery and Mission in SF is giant https://t.co/DiL4GH1e63
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May 11, 2016 1:41 AM
Ran into this dude at the liquor store. https://t.co/3S3YFgXXXX
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May 10, 2016 9:20 PM
Stoked to see @john_coomes representing @twitter and the #TwitterVMTeam at the @jcp_org meetup in Berlin! https://t.co/BtucDjuMwi
May 10, 2016 9:11 PM
Each week, without fail, the Oracle JDK upgrade prompt kicks in during the Twitter JVM team meeting. Coincidence? https://t.co/mycQWurg9Y
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May 10, 2016 5:07 PM
On a related note, Arrakis teenagers probably built some epic spice-bong/stillsuit hacks.
May 10, 2016 4:57 PM
A Fremen stillsuit, but it converts reclaimed wastewater to cold-drip coffee instead.
May 10, 2016 3:56 PM
Mr. Obama, Your use of America™ is a violation of ABInBev’s common law trademark. Please cease and desist use forthwith. Cheers, ABInBev
May 10, 2016 3:21 PM
Packing for vacation. https://t.co/Tyw5mgJ1DK
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May 10, 2016 2:53 PM
@cra hey, @john_coomes (JVM engineer) is in Berlin right now repping @twitter at @jcp_org mtg. Schedules permitting you two should connect.
May 10, 2016 5:46 AM
@derekalyon @StephenCurry30 literally LOL on that last three...unbelievable.
May 10, 2016 5:42 AM
@burritojustice don't count Scott Foster out yet!
May 10, 2016 5:37 AM
Unreal.
May 10, 2016 5:36 AM
RT @SBNationNBA: Steph Curry in this overtime https://t.co/C9YxuSv8Bc
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May 10, 2016 5:35 AM
RT @burritojustice: that was almost from the four point shot line
May 10, 2016 5:34 AM
Can't even find the right gif. #GSWvPOR #MVP
May 10, 2016 5:30 AM
RT @nicekicks: Steph Curry, Scott Foster & Damian Lillard each with unreal clutch performances down the stretch here. #Playoffs
May 10, 2016 5:14 AM
I'm pretty much in violent agreement with pretty much everything @mikeindustries says here: https://t.co/5wJ0uxwHru
May 10, 2016 4:30 AM
In his house at R'lyeh, dead @hulu waits dreaming.
May 10, 2016 4:28 AM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh @hulu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
May 10, 2016 4:28 AM
Anybody else keep misreading "@hulu" as "Cthulhu"?
May 10, 2016 4:15 AM
@jstemily https://t.co/HiotbIUWC0
May 10, 2016 4:12 AM
Is "Scott Foster" trending in San Francisco yet? #GSWvPOR #ScottFoster
May 10, 2016 4:08 AM
RT @newballpark: Here’s where we note that Scott Foster was voted the worst ref in the league. https://t.co/qmfNmZH6AC
May 10, 2016 2:45 AM
Switching over to TBS I guess... #GSWvPOR
May 10, 2016 1:32 AM
Today, #MUNI doesn't scale to support current @SFGiants traffic. How it will it handle a @warriors stadium downtown? https://t.co/U77EvB8kwA
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May 9, 2016 8:31 PM
FYI: there's a rent party on 5/21 for @birdandbeckett, arguably the best bookstore in San Francisco. https://t.co/HKYPclNJjU
May 9, 2016 8:26 PM
Current status: catching up on the @deadcosmo albums I missed after 2000's "Astray".
May 9, 2016 2:44 PM
RT @Forbes: Lending Club CEO steps down after internal review discovered violation of company policy https://t.co/k9s3ssVtvF https://t.co/B…
May 9, 2016 2:32 PM
RT @TheOnion: Parents Of Crying Child Must Not Be Any Good https://t.co/q5UXOtfrbZ https://t.co/PUEPtqCOAj
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May 9, 2016 5:16 AM
RT @miguelrios: 1. Data Scientist - Come and do SCIENCE! and data visualization analyzing our large & diverse content. https://t.co/mg1VdSY…
May 9, 2016 2:57 AM
@LapisLazuli5676 a bold claim. Best of luck.
May 9, 2016 2:50 AM
Wrapped up #MothersDay with Mom getting a well-deserved nap, and then a family trek to the local park. https://t.co/YhuMDK9BhN
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May 8, 2016 10:09 PM
RT @testedcom: Some things just haven't changed! (Though the use of a skeleton for the puppet armature is suspect.) https://t.co/Ver0dPeS7Q
May 8, 2016 8:42 PM
Current continuous car horn status. https://t.co/6y98UaYL4H
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May 8, 2016 7:59 PM
RT @pt: I'm a believer that eventually someone'll build a *great* podcast app, take most of the market, & fix monetization. https://t.co/5y…
May 8, 2016 7:01 PM
Pretty much every function has a listed fuse *except* the horn. I assume the symbol means remove battery to disable? https://t.co/XDoJXRFsEI
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May 8, 2016 6:43 PM
Honked horn to express dissatisfaction at being cut off by some idiot. Horn remained stuck on. Tense interactions with other drivers ensued.
May 8, 2016 3:32 PM
Working on a #MothersDay card for @pgarg with up-and-coming abstract expressionist @AahnaBrown. https://t.co/gPkJbjE8ki
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May 8, 2016 3:54 AM
Ken Burns > Joe & Anthony Russo #CivilWar
May 8, 2016 1:50 AM
TIL: awesome sketch show "The State"'s theme song was by Shudder to Think's @craigwedren. I miss the 90s. https://t.co/AzR28Qp7Mg
May 7, 2016 2:48 AM
@NuttySwiss @mokomull disposable shoe soles
May 7, 2016 2:45 AM
RT @JoinTheFlock: Twitter is hiring: Director, Global Business Marketing in either the NYC or SF office! #LoveWhereYouWork! https://t.co/IV…
May 6, 2016 6:45 PM
RT @feraljokes: Lmao https://t.co/bcdg0pUEf2
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May 6, 2016 5:07 PM
Achievement unlocked. https://t.co/EywWYm7ewX
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May 6, 2016 2:39 PM
@dknightly here you go https://t.co/HjEFauaTU2
May 6, 2016 7:14 AM
Despite my lukewarm review of his latest, I'm still a fan of @cstross. "A Colder War" is one of the sci-fi classics: https://t.co/GRbAV3hq15
May 6, 2016 7:09 AM
Just finished the latest, and perhaps the last, in @cstross's "The Laundry Files". Getting a bit long in the tooth. https://t.co/9s4E1OHpJT
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May 6, 2016 6:49 AM
"Deadpool" was as awesome as "Ant-Man" was terrible.
May 6, 2016 3:24 AM
@dknightly @SourMash after a few Mint Juleps the answer will present itself
May 6, 2016 2:38 AM
RT @BBCJamesCook: The scale of the wildfires burning across 300 square miles of Alberta is staggering: https://t.co/cSrFLjxyMi https://t.co…
May 5, 2016 11:37 PM
Shout out to the correct pronunciation of "schedule" by @tdrobbo during #teatime this afternoon!
May 5, 2016 5:58 PM
RT @BuoyantIO: In Vancouver next week? Swing by @ApacheCon to hear @olix0r speak about building resilient microservices on Mesos! https://t…
May 5, 2016 5:54 PM
RT @theddeadshow: Rare set up for this @MountainDew shoot. #Zoso https://t.co/02UEROWz3c
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May 5, 2016 5:51 PM
@mokomull just because I take BART everyday doesn't mean I actually touch anything while riding.
May 5, 2016 4:56 PM
Debit or credit? Hmm...I guess whichever one involves the least amount of me touching the keypad and screen of this point-of-sale Petri dish
May 4, 2016 11:30 PM
@srw that was the best @university course yet!
May 4, 2016 6:57 PM
TFW your significant other just gets you. https://t.co/MVeo6eypVk
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May 4, 2016 3:40 PM
@bfd I see what you did there
May 4, 2016 2:48 PM
RT @seldo: Latest Hillary slogan: "Come with me if you want to live" https://t.co/OJOhEpn6HS
May 4, 2016 5:43 AM
RT @KALW: .@KALW needs help to report on Treasure Island, where 8,000 new homes are coming up: https://t.co/iLyshUN5R0 https://t.co/ed4DaNU…
May 4, 2016 5:29 AM
RT @jonnysun: CRUZ ADVISOR: now u can finaly acknowlege the zodiac killer meme & laugh it off TED CRUZ: ack ack ack ADVISOR: no, laugh. lik…
May 4, 2016 5:21 AM
RT @SherwoodStrauss: Warriors lead for seemingly 1% of game, win by double digits
May 4, 2016 5:13 AM
@ksrenev @secretasianman that takes me back to the Visual J++ poster we had hanging in the @UWMadison Publications lab back in...'98?...'97?
May 4, 2016 4:55 AM
@ibscribe or listen to https://t.co/maSPBleCCY
May 4, 2016 4:51 AM
RT @warriors: TIE GAME. https://t.co/s6IdLhbzPr
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May 4, 2016 4:32 AM
RT @levie: Dear people outside America: Don't judge us by our presidential election process, judge us by our Apple products.
May 4, 2016 2:59 AM
Clock management in a close NBA overtime situation is a perfect illustration of Zeno's paradox. #MIAvsTOR
May 4, 2016 2:49 AM
Just tuning in to the #MIAvsTOR OT and spent about 30 seconds trying to figure out why @CoachSpo wasn't playing @KingJames.
May 4, 2016 1:03 AM
RT @Interior: Wow! Epic pic of a lightning strike and the smoky sky by @BLM_MTDK_Fire ⚡️ https://t.co/GxyryTQyCg
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May 3, 2016 10:57 PM
@ilunatech dunno, I think this works: "folks generally suggests a certain warmth and 'down home' flavor" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
May 3, 2016 10:29 PM
@NeighborNest @twitterforgood @TwitterEng @msilver @tammeriffica ugh, disappointed that I missed this :-(
May 3, 2016 8:58 PM
What idiot called it "DevOps" and not "developerations"?
May 3, 2016 4:46 PM
Better living through automation. https://t.co/g3ZjG6NiTT
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May 3, 2016 3:32 PM
RT @AudubonCA: Ten birds that every Californian should know* https://t.co/Qr4svB16Zm https://t.co/9qaubd7S5X
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May 3, 2016 3:12 PM
@NuttySwiss @twitter @egd building personal brands ain't cheap :-)
May 3, 2016 4:17 AM
RT @peterhartlaub: I like to think Ginobili didn't get that call because he's a massive flopper who acts like he was shot by a sniper whene…
May 3, 2016 2:37 AM
That Dothraki dude on the Thunder is pretty good. #OKCvsSAS
May 3, 2016 2:22 AM
@zmanji @NuttySwiss you folks should try management...you don't have to know anything at all.
May 2, 2016 6:37 PM
To celebrate the re-opening of @SFMOMA a number of Cy Twombly originals are now on display in select BART train cars https://t.co/HUnLRPrYLx
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May 2, 2016 6:06 PM
RT @chorankates: interesting idea at the end - use biometrics as username, not password https://t.co/A29cLha9kj
May 2, 2016 4:58 PM
Current pollen status. https://t.co/PIbqRBqyWw
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May 2, 2016 3:41 PM
RT @GreatDismal: 1) What if all of the many computers named "Wintermute" eventually came to comprise a single distributed AI?
May 1, 2016 5:35 PM
Couple of Glen Park spots in this clip from @spitfirewheels. https://t.co/lDBywDtese
May 1, 2016 1:35 AM
Interested in how @twitter automates/manages infrastructure? Check out this talk by @egd. We're hiring for his team! https://t.co/ZcPL2FWrJK