August 2016 (252 tweets)

• Aug 31, 2016 11:09 PMSome pretty heavy turbulence on the way in but no sign of hurricanes so far! https://t.co/lZZCnOtjJS 📷
• Aug 31, 2016 4:23 PM@doriantaylor we need escape hatches, Ctrl-Z, and "time-machines" for machine-learning backed systems.
• Aug 31, 2016 3:40 PM@jayholler "computer detectives have released a sketch of the suspect involved in last nights incident" https://t.co/Y3FGk2s8EE 📷
• Aug 31, 2016 12:59 PMSure, the hurricanes are concerning, but I'm mostly worried about having to complete the @nytimes crossword by 4PM Hawaii time every day.
• Aug 31, 2016 12:17 PMRT @deray: It's important that we support @Kaepernick7, as he chose to use his platform to speak the truth in public, truths others choose…
• Aug 30, 2016 8:28 PMThanks for the mug @vinucharanya! We need to hire more @UBuffalo alums to increase Twitter's Bills/Sabres fan base. https://t.co/25yTpiCwIV 📷
• Aug 30, 2016 7:02 PMRT @markimbriaco: Pretty sure RDS provisioning is broken and @awscloud hasn't updated their status. I'm 2 hours into what normally takes <…
• Aug 30, 2016 6:19 PMRT @methode: A: Your greatest weakness? B: Interpreting semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics A: Could you give an example? B…
• Aug 30, 2016 4:36 PM@bfd @HipChat I hear good things about @SlackHQ
• Aug 30, 2016 4:28 PM@rtraja technically there are *two* hurricanes, but I appreciate your optimism!
• Aug 30, 2016 3:13 PM@gmacisme I don't care what it is, I'm using this for the next project #BirdNamesFTW
• Aug 30, 2016 3:05 PMHopefully that cruise ship laden with Norovirus can make port at Kona before they suspend all the flights off the island.
• Aug 30, 2016 2:56 PM@heyjoshua guess a vengeful God doesn't take any chances when meting out divine justice and ironic comeuppance
• Aug 30, 2016 2:51 PM@joyding pretty sure it'll all end up like this :-/ https://t.co/GZnqPTaXxQ 📷
• Aug 30, 2016 2:16 PM@joyding perhaps it will be the potential for increased engagement on social media and developing our personal brands?
• Aug 30, 2016 2:09 PM@crankymate just trying to figure out how many sandbags @united will let me check in or carry on.
• Aug 30, 2016 2:08 PM@suziebuxton @Hawaii_travels 😂
• Aug 30, 2016 1:13 PMPretty excited to be traveling to Hawaii's Big Island tomorrow for a nice, relaxing vacation. https://t.co/dRULYrtp2L
• Aug 30, 2016 12:37 PMDisappointed that there are no direct links to #JavaOne sessions. Makes it difficult to share/promote! cc: @Oracle @JavaOneConf @Rain_Focus
• Aug 30, 2016 6:11 AMRT @PippinParker: Imaginot Line https://t.co/3Eeh5XpFq7
• Aug 30, 2016 4:56 AMRT @sfexaminer: Tuesday's front page: https://t.co/t6dVEFpWdF 📷
• Aug 30, 2016 2:43 AMRT @NWSHonolulu: The Big Island and surrounding waters are now under a Hurricane Watch as Madeline strengthens to a major hurricane. https:…
• Aug 29, 2016 10:51 PM@susanthesquark Wow! Congrats!
• Aug 29, 2016 7:27 PMRT @AudubonCA: Goodbye Gene, we love woodpeckers too. #GeneWilder https://t.co/L6mQTejwlb 📷
• Aug 29, 2016 7:27 PMRT @GideonResnick: Gene Wilder has passed away https://t.co/KqfaLAR1Eq
• Aug 29, 2016 7:22 PMAttending #JavaOne? Check out Twitter's "Automated Tuning of the JVM with Bayesian Optimization" talk by @ysr1729 @TrackPoint10 & @awiltsch!
• Aug 29, 2016 6:39 PMRT @arstechnica: Facebook fires human editors, algorithm immediately posts fake news https://t.co/7kumPGuv2S by @annaleen
• Aug 29, 2016 6:29 PMRT @HYPEBEAST: .@bennygold pens a heartfelt letter to San Francisco before the tech boom. https://t.co/giW0S2NszF https://t.co/dgtCSAhlIf 📷
• Aug 29, 2016 3:10 PM@TwitterBoulder @mgodave "Twitter Data, with a million hit points and maximum charisma!"
• Aug 29, 2016 2:20 PM@Foursquare @PureWow I only counted 48 spots...am I (or you) missing something?
• Aug 29, 2016 5:06 AM@cabel @mrgan pretty sure I own that CD *thumbs through case attached to car visor*
• Aug 29, 2016 4:44 AMThis "live photos" thing in iOS is a bit too subtle. It's also totally useless.
• Aug 29, 2016 2:59 AMRT @counternotions: American exceptionalism. https://t.co/XktRrGpgn4
• Aug 29, 2016 1:38 AMQuel idiot called this site "The French Number" and not "The French Connection"? https://t.co/upbUIlYpjj https://t.co/8P0pYiPLI5 📷
• Aug 27, 2016 7:48 PMHey @sfgov @Scott_Wiener @RecParkSF there's a bunch of damage to the Glen Park playground surface! https://t.co/gw7CYOGsm9 📷
• Aug 27, 2016 5:39 PM@gpapilion @Slate @SwiftOnSecurity I'd doesn't matter. In the end we all get shut down by our ISP because we're an open relay for spammers.
• Aug 27, 2016 3:46 PMToddler is melting down because she doesn't want to wear a shirt. Tried to explain the basic tenets of civilization. https://t.co/97NdFNbkSc 📷
• Aug 27, 2016 2:50 PMThis @slate piece is obv the work of the sendmail.cf lobby. Wake up sheeple: it's the complexity-industrial complex! https://t.co/BIfx5by7po
• Aug 27, 2016 1:11 AMRT @acodrescu: Symbols ate the world already metaphors are now changing it back and only poets can issue those https://t.co/RvURP31CVs
• Aug 27, 2016 12:22 AMRT @MEPFuller: I feel like we buried the lede that he has a coffee cup that may or may not be trying to resemble a pill bottle. https://t.c…
• Aug 26, 2016 11:51 PM@laebshade that might be @Benioff ...though I'm guessing he's probably not gonna be in the main SFO concourse.
• Aug 26, 2016 10:05 PMRT @markedly: I have deleted the tweets that were on my timeline and which you probably didn't even see Forgive me they were terrible so…
• Aug 26, 2016 5:42 PM@egd's been hitting up the BART escalators again. https://t.co/5sQxgWNgXb 📷
• Aug 26, 2016 4:17 PMDear @ADP, you are the worst. https://t.co/ZQLwLfKgY3 📷
• Aug 26, 2016 3:57 PM@micheal purple and black Nike Vortexes with swapped laces. https://t.co/WtUGKInSWD 📷
• Aug 26, 2016 3:35 PMIt took me a few listens to get into it, but I'm really digging this new Dinosaur Jr. album. https://t.co/GqnlNuktIJ 📷
• Aug 26, 2016 7:05 AM"Don't be evil." https://t.co/XWOrU49ljI 📷
• Aug 26, 2016 6:27 AM@AppleSupport welp, that worked! Not exactly the greatest user experience, but the watch is now paired correctly. Thx!
• Aug 26, 2016 5:50 AM@nobert @pmarca stage 5 of sendmail.cfg: you no longer care that you might be an unwitting spam relay, you just want outbound email again
• Aug 26, 2016 2:58 AM@AppleSupport how do I (re)pair an AppleWatch to a new iPhone?
• Aug 26, 2016 2:30 AMRT @bbotezatu: Happy 25th birthday, #Linux! Here's your f-ing #cake, go ahead and compile it yourself. https://t.co/OCQUDPhlXY 📷
• Aug 25, 2016 5:00 PMAs a Twitter employee I'm obviously biased, but my @AppleSupport experience via Twitter and Twitter DMs was 💯! https://t.co/vinIVRPBCH 📷
• Aug 25, 2016 4:52 PM@spaceriker can you hurry up and hook me up with an Über mug before you run out of money? https://t.co/C57EgbRffv
• Aug 25, 2016 4:49 PMRT @Pinboard: Uber acquires Duraflame
• Aug 25, 2016 4:35 PM@TonyPrintezis @konradkokosa I'm taking them down from the inside. https://t.co/nUIfydn28B
• Aug 25, 2016 2:04 PM@mims @GreatDismal this is true right up until the Über self-driving cars are rolled out. Then? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Aug 25, 2016 5:35 AM@tedd4u @rort there was a third Myst/Riven game in the early aughts IIRC
• Aug 25, 2016 4:18 AM@sharonw try @LaBoiteVerte (sort of low-volume @BoingBoing-esque curation of art and other weird stuff)
• Aug 25, 2016 4:11 AMRT @improv: The amazing folks @Uber know how to have fun while practicing new applications for great team work #improvhq https://t.co/ajaMY…
• Aug 25, 2016 2:09 AM@AppleSupport ok, now I'm able to get to downloaded music, *but* getting this error when downloading to device https://t.co/iMtPX7nKgU 📷
• Aug 25, 2016 1:58 AM@AppleSupport nope, after selecting "purchased" it hangs https://t.co/zJEK5MscgN 📷
• Aug 25, 2016 1:34 AM@AppleSupport purchased from the store.
• Aug 25, 2016 1:10 AM@AppleSupport yep!
• Aug 25, 2016 1:02 AM@AppleSupport new iPhone, installed iCloud backup lastnite. Music not letting me play any songs ("Item not available.") prompting for ApplId
• Aug 24, 2016 5:11 PMRT @joshtpm: Shkreli almost a figure who had to be made up. Hybrid of Blofeld and Ed Grimley https://t.co/hdolp571cJ
• Aug 24, 2016 4:38 PM@AppleSupport https://t.co/iLHBPYdlsg
• Aug 24, 2016 4:36 PMAnyone else having issues with the iTunes Store this morning? https://t.co/0tR2crzDPe 📷
• Aug 24, 2016 4:29 PMRT @vinucharanya: Thank you @UWaterloo for hosting @TwitterEng.Great talk by @karthikz. Learnt a great deal from faculty and students! http…
• Aug 24, 2016 3:28 PM@mat the Lorax is gonna flip the fuck out when he sees that
• Aug 24, 2016 3:27 PMRT @mynameisntdave: BIRD IN AN OVERCOAT: psst, hey kid [shiftily looks around] wanna get verified? [opens his coat & reveals a bunch of kno…
• Aug 24, 2016 3:09 PMNice cameo @dknightly! https://t.co/arEt1AWNkx
• Aug 24, 2016 12:29 PM@brunoborges CodeWarrior https://t.co/cZorVN7TPd
• Aug 24, 2016 5:12 AMRT @KalvinMacleod: I don't know when @jonnysun got verified but that's the most deserving blue checkmark Twitter has ever handed out.
• Aug 24, 2016 4:59 AMRT @KalvinMacleod: SCIENTIST: it's both man and machine ME: what's it called? S: I call it a cyborg M:  I would have went with manchine S:…
• Aug 24, 2016 4:58 AMRT @pt: Is there an estimate of productivity lost nationwide due to copying and pasting WSJ headlines into Google to get the full article?
• Aug 24, 2016 4:57 AMRT @mscccc: click file xcode starts opening NO, no no no no!
• Aug 23, 2016 10:59 PMOH: "it's silos all the way down"
• Aug 23, 2016 10:54 PM@heyjoshua https://t.co/pAOhSfB4vz
• Aug 23, 2016 10:41 PMRT @sffdpio: SUTTER SANSOME UPDATE 3 critical adults VEH into pedestrians AVOID AREA https://t.co/YmpCx6sYVg 📷
• Aug 23, 2016 10:40 PM@Move2Marin @CurbedSF @cityofpaloalto actually, over-development (creating more supply than demand) is what drives prices down, no?
• Aug 23, 2016 6:30 PMRT @Pinboard: You know what would be a great Instapaper replacement? Google Reader. Just sayin’
• Aug 23, 2016 4:42 PMCan we all just admit that video conferencing doesn't really work? Can we please go back to bridge lines and conference calls?
• Aug 23, 2016 1:28 PM"Two other drones got away during the operation, police said." https://t.co/zHlvq1G5b2
• Aug 23, 2016 1:25 PM@realskateboards curious if there is any info on the screening/printing process for the Spectrum decks. The "exposed" ply is a neat effect!
• Aug 23, 2016 4:54 AM@zmagg I use the @Walgreens app. From my phone to picking up prints in a matter of hours.
• Aug 22, 2016 6:17 PM@justinmdean @micheal here's an earlier version of that talk by @vinucharanya and @imjessicayuen https://t.co/aAE74uQSN7
• Aug 22, 2016 4:41 PMRT @unormal: No gods, no masters. https://t.co/Qes4QZ4wfK 📷
• Aug 22, 2016 3:13 PM@ysr1729 relevant to your interests https://t.co/KPp02L9ZrH
• Aug 22, 2016 3:01 PM@pgarg relevant to your interests https://t.co/ASN8S6Xw0F
• Aug 22, 2016 4:15 AM@cra by my reckoning this'll be the third conference you've attended where we've given a version of this talk.
• Aug 22, 2016 4:13 AM@cra Twitter's very own @vinucharanya and @micheal will be at #ContainerCon to give a talk about metering and TCO in @ApacheMesos.
• Aug 22, 2016 3:47 AMRT @KalvinMacleod: Genie: 1st wish ME: I wish for a pen G: #2 M: another pen G: wtf M: I already lost the 1st pen G: and ur 3rd M: ur not g…
• Aug 22, 2016 3:35 AMRT @ArlanWasHere: Trump is the kinda guy who would abuse someone & then insist on representing himself at the trial just to torture the vic…
• Aug 21, 2016 2:57 PM@antolnar hey, I was up near that spot a few years ago! https://t.co/CEmfWlkkQ5 📷
• Aug 21, 2016 4:48 AMStumbled across some ancient business cards of mine while cleaning up a closet. https://t.co/Bri2A3Xk8z 📷
• Aug 21, 2016 2:02 AM@LarryRosenthal @dearsarah @hunterwalk pretty sure the Tyrell Corporation is a likely buyer. I'm bullish on them cornering the market.
• Aug 21, 2016 1:56 AM@LarryRosenthal @dearsarah @hunterwalk actually a ROI Batty is pretty much guaranteed
• Aug 21, 2016 12:21 AM@hunterwalk ah yes, Voight & Kampff's Olde Curiosity Shoppe! Lovely store. I've seen things in there you people wouldn't believe.
• Aug 21, 2016 12:01 AM@ziyatong @burritojustice TBH "E-Coast" is pretty good
• Aug 20, 2016 3:49 PMRT @CardsAgstHrsmt: .@sairakh I shudder to use the term "evolution" here but I think we've found a missing link in the nightmare chain. htt…
• Aug 20, 2016 5:49 AM@kf that's the upside of a liberal arts degree: we don't have to read any more books if we don't want to. We're also better at Twitter.
• Aug 19, 2016 8:06 PM@sfgov @itstonybennett @mayoredlee please please please let it be another naked trump statue
• Aug 19, 2016 4:55 PMRT @robdelaney: Trump's next campaign manager is going to be a Mel Gibson voicemail.
• Aug 19, 2016 4:23 PMRT @fitnr: first draft: all the islands in Maine https://t.co/BS6YGGw7C6 📷
• Aug 19, 2016 4:08 PMCurrent playlist status. https://t.co/uuj9AGVZPQ 📷
• Aug 19, 2016 1:37 PMRT @adamrpearce: projecting projections of land - idea from @awoodruff https://t.co/eHf06LobWV https://t.co/V8fFFY30L8 🎥
• Aug 19, 2016 1:05 PMRT @carrieffisher: https://t.co/Ljme9dTzlz 📷
• Aug 19, 2016 12:29 PMBarber: Welcome to @GreatClips. Have you been here before? Me: Yes. Barber: Phone number? Me: *phone number* Barber: Say no more fam.
• Aug 19, 2016 12:20 PMRT @arijeasoftware: Time Estimates, Improved Sprint/Version Sequencing plus Epic Filtering - Easy Agile User Story Maps 3.4: https://t.co/8…
• Aug 19, 2016 3:32 AM@mat I discovered the "album" and @TheMagFields via the amazing on-hold music for Speakeasy DSL's support. Pre-@BestBuy & @MegaPath obv.
• Aug 19, 2016 1:52 AM@mccv the logo, not the figure, was pretty identifiable. Interesting to learn about the latest Blue Beetle reboot. https://t.co/oiX1sDwDv0 📷
• Aug 18, 2016 11:18 PMRT @ArlanWasHere: Wifi on flights has been available for 10 yrs &we still tweet "from 30,000 feet!" So you KNOW we'll hear about EVERY self…
• Aug 18, 2016 5:36 PM@rsarver become Uber Bio-Fuel™ Meat-Slurry
• Aug 18, 2016 5:32 PM@timbray all the weird Markov bots on Twitter?
• Aug 18, 2016 5:07 PMRT @Opaopa13: Exploit found: "If you're happy and you know it" allows for execution of unsigned, arbitrary instructions on toddler.
• Aug 18, 2016 4:49 PMDisillusionment and disappointment with San Francisco's public transit infrastructure starts early. https://t.co/b36PPmQygH 📷
• Aug 18, 2016 4:40 PMRT @burritojustice: “a thin building, designed by brilliant minds, seemingly going on forever” https://t.co/xc9CSQJVEH
• Aug 17, 2016 11:22 PM@chrisburnor thanks for stopping by the booths today!
• Aug 17, 2016 4:36 PM@sarahjeong I'm following the money and working up a theory that most tort-reform opposition is driven by the Kinko's/Xerox lobby.
• Aug 17, 2016 4:31 PMBringing some art supplies to work today to make posters. Hopefully I'm not arrested in transit by the BART police. https://t.co/Uv4aM7kfLv 📷
• Aug 17, 2016 3:15 PMRT @Kyle_MacLachlan: 🌏💧✋🕋🗡🚀🏜☀️🌡🌶💯🚱⏳🌅🌑😡💉😱😈💀💥🌛🌙🐭💥🚶🏻〰🐛️⌛️👳🙏💥😴🛌😳💥🐛💥👊⚔👑 #dune https://t.co/bXwpdYC8jz
• Aug 17, 2016 3:56 AMRT @jonnysun: on earth: a magiciam puts his hand in his hat in the rabbit realm: The Hand emerges. it is time. the rabit council must chos…
• Aug 17, 2016 2:13 AMRT @MargaretAtwood: Here is the trailer dressing room door with my character name on it . Typecasting! #AliasGrace https://t.co/rhY5U6EtMy 📷
• Aug 16, 2016 10:43 PM@njm @micheal thank you, though most of the credit goes to my stylist at @GreatClips
• Aug 16, 2016 10:41 PM@tedd4u to prevent my dad from taking down Apple's storage tier is my guess
• Aug 16, 2016 10:24 PMThe thing with the shirts happened again. https://t.co/waI9zotvc1 📷
• Aug 16, 2016 5:22 PM@adam_messinger "...on a positive note we are seeing an overall increase in impressions"
• Aug 16, 2016 5:16 PM"You briefly recall your ride home on the 280 tonight. The sun was setting. It was beautiful." (via @44) https://t.co/YB1tKXPltn
• Aug 16, 2016 5:13 PM@jsh @trichris that's not a bad stopgap on the desktop. Will have to give that a try.
• Aug 16, 2016 4:12 PM@trichris I'm *arguing* it's a win for the app/service provider as far as retaining users.
• Aug 16, 2016 4:10 PM@trichris I'm *asking* for the ability to record video chats between my daughter and her grandparents.
• Aug 16, 2016 3:56 PMAnd it's why olds like me are still stuck on Flickr.
• Aug 16, 2016 3:54 PMSeems like a win for the first provider of that feature. It's why its difficult for me to see a mass exodus from Instagram vis-à-vis photos.
• Aug 16, 2016 3:52 PMIntroducing persistent, recorded conversations locks customers in to the product that contains access to those memories/artifacts.
• Aug 16, 2016 3:50 PMIt seems like ephemeral video conversations are commodities allowing for easy migration of customers from one app/service to another.
• Aug 16, 2016 2:27 PMI assume there's some sort of legal constraint? https://t.co/bPbqVlkYrR
• Aug 16, 2016 2:25 PMFaceTime & Duo should be less about video calls, and more about creating distributed home movies with remote family. Why no record feature?
• Aug 16, 2016 5:46 AM@wil https://t.co/jz4a4RnhrA 🎥
• Aug 16, 2016 5:28 AMor, as it is more commonly spelled "Tinker, *Tailor*, Solder, Spy"
• Aug 16, 2016 5:26 AMTinker, Taylor, Soldier, Spy La Haine Ronin Amelie Heist La Dolce Vita Heat #fav7films
• Aug 16, 2016 3:14 AMTurns out the "terrible twos" are, in fact, terrible. Quite awful, really.
• Aug 15, 2016 5:47 PM@shatil also, moar bird pix plz!
• Aug 15, 2016 2:57 PM@angadsg @TwitterSG @linuslee Welcome (back) to the flock!
• Aug 15, 2016 4:09 AM@shatil wow...what a great looking bird!
• Aug 15, 2016 4:08 AM@jhamlett yeah, similar situation here...park near the bay: tons of 'em... downtown ~10 blocks away: nothing but pigeons & Brewer's blkbrds
• Aug 14, 2016 11:05 PMIn retrospect, our "it wasn't us, it was Obama" defense may have had some unintended fallout vis-à-vis the gen elex. https://t.co/kXFvYkwaJc
• Aug 14, 2016 10:32 PMCoining the term "fauxtoviz" for images that seem like intentional photoviz but are just normal photos. https://t.co/RsY42pE57B /cc @feltron
• Aug 14, 2016 10:27 PMSpotted a number of Red-winged Blackbirds while strawberry picking in Davenport, CA this afternoon. https://t.co/WNOfP2p6tt 📷
• Aug 14, 2016 4:03 PMRT @CityLab: Half of Wisconsin's black neighborhoods are jails https://t.co/spBU8VX0AX https://t.co/LcLb0eduJ4 📷
• Aug 14, 2016 3:14 PM@gmacisme "finishing" is a generous way of putting it. Stained some maple veneer. Top/bottom plys for a skateboard. https://t.co/d6OzfJH9IY 📷
• Aug 14, 2016 6:01 AMAfter splattering my forearms with woodstain (toxic stuff!) I learned that (along with water & soap) vegetable oil removes it from skin.
• Aug 14, 2016 4:50 AMRT @timbray: I remember an essay about “laws of SciFi”; one was, wherever you are, there’s a convenient planet to crash-land on. Anyone hav…
• Aug 14, 2016 3:57 AMRT @ArlanWasHere: Are you obsessively organized, but chill? Do you have exec assistance experience? Do you live on the West coast? Can you…
• Aug 14, 2016 1:14 AM@shatil it's hard to tell, these days, whence the fist and whose face.
• Aug 13, 2016 11:34 PM@colbay @gln comments on OP indicate that it's not a human, but a tarp and a filmer in a pink shirt...still a super dangerous sport
• Aug 13, 2016 10:16 PM@jeffvandermeer @hannahtinti most mornings my tongue feels like one too.
• Aug 13, 2016 10:15 PMThese new poll numbers aren't looking good for Trump. https://t.co/RqQuk9ItYq 📷
• Aug 13, 2016 9:50 PMRT @CGregoryBrown: Love Amazon Prime, but just scrolled thru 1100 movies offered free & for $ What a collection of junk😱 and unknowns😩Ranks…
• Aug 13, 2016 9:50 PMThe CIA should retaliate against the Russian state-sponsored hacking of the DNC by hacking the IRS and releasing Trump's tax returns.
• Aug 13, 2016 9:28 PM@LadyChiron @OhNoSheTwitnt yes! Supermarket ones are the worst. I can tolerate the uncanny valley in robots, androids, & CGI, but not coffee
• Aug 13, 2016 1:05 AM@cmort https://t.co/PRD3undBsj
• Aug 12, 2016 6:35 PMHell is other people's notification sounds when you are on a conference call.
• Aug 12, 2016 6:26 PM@heyjoshua @ApacheMesos cat README.md ... # Installation Instructions are included on the [Getting Started](https://t.co/Ubir5kOUZr) page
• Aug 12, 2016 6:23 PM@heyjoshua trying to convince @pgarg that she should be using @ApacheMesos and @ApacheAurora for her infrastructure, but not an easy sell
• Aug 12, 2016 5:02 PM@fedor True, true...not totally fair to pick on Mesos. They just happen to be the current cause of my woe and despair.
• Aug 12, 2016 4:55 PM@micheal @ApacheMesos "that will build and install mesos" https://t.co/LR8lTAuBMJ 🎥
• Aug 12, 2016 4:39 PM@MacHomebrew i think it's the local perversions of my system, not homebrew "fixed" my issues by setting MACOS_VERSION = 10.99 in brew.rb
• Aug 12, 2016 4:35 PMInstalling @ApacheMesos should really just be: ./configure make make install instead of https://t.co/cPXGnIMfR3 🎥
• Aug 12, 2016 4:27 PM@tmcarr @MacHomebrew just trying to install @ApacheMesos on OS X. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Aug 12, 2016 3:28 PMRT @skamille: I just published “Microservices: Real Architectural Patterns” https://t.co/25LhDyXBVb
• Aug 12, 2016 1:52 PMRT @SFBART: Service is being restored but delays will remain- trains now running between 24th and Daly City.
• Aug 12, 2016 1:52 PMRT @SFBARTalert: BART recovering: major delay system wide due to an earlier equipment prob on track between DALY and BALB.
• Aug 12, 2016 1:34 PMReports on @KQED that there is currently no service from 24th &Mission in the direction of SFO. #BART https://t.co/Mj3WqLellQ
• Aug 12, 2016 5:36 AMSo much has gone so wrong in so little time. Current status: digging a deeper and deeper hole with @MacHomebrew.
• Aug 11, 2016 10:53 PM@john_overholt was...was that a Joe Isuzu reference? In 2016? https://t.co/taa1BqKTR0 🎥
• Aug 11, 2016 10:44 PMStumbled across this amazingly awesome Blondie/Philip Glass mashup/remix. https://t.co/YVhXs6CGoa
• Aug 11, 2016 7:58 PM“‘Star Trek Into Darkness’: What Came Next” by The Awl https://t.co/Iqzhe9Ogyx
• Aug 11, 2016 4:36 PMRT @anildash: We can put a man on the moon, but we can't put a man on the moon.
• Aug 11, 2016 5:19 AM@picomatt I think so...I can't remember but pretty sure there was an in-app purchase for the daily crossword after I installed it
• Aug 11, 2016 4:51 AMSure, complain about NBC tape delays. A far worse crime is the 12AM ET cutoff for completing the @nytimes crossword https://t.co/Z4WkwWKSWu 📷
• Aug 11, 2016 3:22 AMWelp. That's a relief. https://t.co/CAXtM6Hmld
• Aug 10, 2016 10:16 PM@gpapilion maybe @HipChat / @Atlassian report app launches as a core metric in their earnings statements? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/DoYAoSVhcX
• Aug 10, 2016 10:11 PMRT @waxpancake: 117,000 people are currently watching a guy climb Trump Tower with suction cups. https://t.co/FmJiEQY7qL
• Aug 10, 2016 9:20 PMRT @Gothamist: A Man Is Climbing The Exterior Of Trump Tower With Giant Suction Cups https://t.co/tY0uY3VJ0p https://t.co/OXAO22rWsH 📷
• Aug 10, 2016 5:54 PM@UpshotNYT *suggesting* that parents hand out goody bags *should* invite judgment.
• Aug 10, 2016 5:06 PMRT @bridgetkromhout: Any Danes want to help one of my Minnesota techies find housing in Denmark near Lyngby? Thanks! https://t.co/YC00JOsANj
• Aug 10, 2016 3:55 PMDoes @nytimes still employ a full-time ombudsman? If so I'd like to report this trolling op-ed clickbait by @darlin. https://t.co/u2KyrChT75
• Aug 10, 2016 3:49 PM@UpshotNYT quit reposting this particular piece of clickbait op-ed garbage.
• Aug 10, 2016 3:26 PM@crankymate it's pretty much the only way to sleep whilst riding public transit
• Aug 10, 2016 2:47 PMRT @kottke: Trailer for Graphic Means, a documentary about the history of graphic design production https://t.co/3fFxcjGxdP
• Aug 10, 2016 1:23 PMRT @vodkalemonades: THIS IS THE BEST SUBTWEET I'VE EVER SEEN https://t.co/1JsUt0Bk30
• Aug 10, 2016 4:32 AMRT @chrislhayes: Let's be clear: these are nonsense answers. The kind a student who hasn't done the reading gives. https://t.co/unMVCJkNaX
• Aug 10, 2016 3:55 AMRT @NB_Chris: The mass allure of Trump's fantasy of restoring an imagined past shows what a bad job we have done of articulating visions of…
• Aug 10, 2016 3:52 AMRT @JJfromKansas: I haven't seen a 200m butterfly that dominant since Mothra.
• Aug 9, 2016 11:00 PMRT @sarahmei: The folks who work on the JVM have done all sorts of ridiculous (fascinating tbh) things to wring performance out of the lang…
• Aug 9, 2016 9:48 PMRT @cshirky: Start here. https://t.co/EpC6viWsmS
• Aug 9, 2016 4:56 PMSurprised and stoked to see @mesosphere building ops infra in Erlang. IMO, it's a sweet spot for the language & VM. https://t.co/fIMAYrNqxK
• Aug 9, 2016 4:49 PM@micheal and, more importantly, what the future holds for the tenants of those cloud providers. Or, more likely, *the* cloud provider.
• Aug 9, 2016 12:42 PM@TwitterMoments @marcusmabry TBQH I feel we should have gone with "PhelpsPhace™"
• Aug 9, 2016 12:35 PMThe Setup: "And what software?" Mary Norris: "Black coffee." https://t.co/xtjE62JZnU
• Aug 9, 2016 6:13 AM@isaach today I remembered "The KLF, or The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu" were a British acid house band (1991) https://t.co/uLN4H8gX59
• Aug 9, 2016 4:24 AMRT @biblioklept: 2016 https://t.co/4eD5G6s9Ni 📷
• Aug 9, 2016 4:11 AM@driedtoast @pgarg @heyjoshua @LinkedIn you seem to have misspelled "DHTML".
• Aug 8, 2016 9:18 PMRT @jonnysun: my favorite thing is that evrey single person watching the olympics legitimatley believes "i coud do that if i just trained f…
• Aug 8, 2016 9:06 PMShout out to my professional network for finally recognizing my skills. https://t.co/PWrL5wZqYP 📷
• Aug 8, 2016 5:10 AM#tronc https://t.co/TzIvHQpCLA
• Aug 8, 2016 5:03 AM"The AWS Management Console is the new Visual Studio." - @sogrady https://t.co/Ooz4td3giH
• Aug 8, 2016 2:43 AM@jhamlett or Shazam, apparently
• Aug 8, 2016 12:07 AMCurrent high-gloss-epoxy-resin-finish experiment status. https://t.co/AXF43aLcVD 📷
• Aug 7, 2016 11:19 PM@timbray are there records as well? or do many of their guests travel with vinyl? i guess most people are DJs. https://t.co/y82oLvFazN
• Aug 7, 2016 10:25 PM@micheal uh, "day 5" of what?
• Aug 7, 2016 10:19 PM@l4stewar @hunterwalk as a much less (for the most part) grim counterpart I can't recommend @GaryKamiya's "Cool Gray City of Love" enough
• Aug 7, 2016 10:02 PM@shatil sigh.
• Aug 7, 2016 9:55 PMChill afternoon in the canyon and it's environs. https://t.co/WPEfgh7vXQ 📷
• Aug 7, 2016 5:49 PMDream of Fair to Middling Management
• Aug 7, 2016 4:50 PM@UpshotNYT this article was misfiled under "Economic View". Should have been filed under "Childish Business Traveler Lacking Empathy View".
• Aug 7, 2016 2:02 PM@davidjrusek so can @UMichFootball #OnWisconsin
• Aug 7, 2016 7:13 AMHey, I finally got the "stickers" feature enabled. Can't say that I'm the target market for it, but it is well done. https://t.co/qokQ7twKPe 📷
• Aug 6, 2016 11:15 PM@slyphon @flangy seriously: weapons-grade dad joke puns, computer science, early 90s rave nostalgia...it has it all. Well done.
• Aug 6, 2016 7:02 PM#firstsevenjobs 1) caddy 2) dishwasher 3) grill cook 4) dishwasher/cook 5) barista 6) editorial assistant 7) webmaster
• Aug 6, 2016 4:15 PMCounterpoint: *you* bring goody bags for the stressed-out parents traveling with small children. @darlin @UpshotNYT https://t.co/eYmax1Lniv
• Aug 6, 2016 3:34 AMRT @adambain: One of our Twitter employees who made the Olympic team-- follow @swissbeatz! https://t.co/lLrVt4pZPF
• Aug 5, 2016 4:41 PMRT @sfcta: Join our team! We're hiring a senior transportation planner. More details here: https://t.co/kWvq9ggU7G https://t.co/2c9w8ZrXFe 📷
• Aug 5, 2016 4:01 PM"In the intelligence business, we would say that Mr. Putin had recruited Mr. Trump as an unwitting agent of Russia." https://t.co/9IdQbnOdYv 🎥
• Aug 5, 2016 3:48 PMRT @andreysitnik: Fallen rocket stage, Russia, Jonas Bendiksen, 2000 https://t.co/7pGi01RzZj 📷
• Aug 5, 2016 4:41 AM@thisjimpanzee Poop on the streets, MRSA on the seats.
• Aug 5, 2016 3:52 AMRT @rednaxelafx: Go Graal! #JVMLS https://t.co/dhlPwUNFrD 📷
• Aug 5, 2016 12:16 AMLive every day as if the BART escalators will be out of service tommorrow.
• Aug 4, 2016 4:41 PMRT @onlxn: TRUMP: Listen. The age of blood has come, okay? I am hell made flesh. It's all just gonna be meat and ash. Believe me, you're go…
• Aug 4, 2016 1:42 PMTruly we are living in the End Times. https://t.co/8S9CHwYBE6 https://t.co/0P7x6blzxf 📷
• Aug 4, 2016 4:18 AMRT @MachinePix: Firing a cannonball at 50mph out the back of a truck traveling 50mph (by @MythBusters) https://t.co/zHm0AcDnft 🎥
• Aug 3, 2016 5:37 PMRT @jakevdp: Flossing called into question and suddenly America believes in science.
• Aug 3, 2016 4:00 PMRT @OhNoSheTwitnt: What idiot decided to call him Donald Trump instead of Man Coulter?
• Aug 3, 2016 3:56 PMRT @jolinegkg: Pretty brilliant. https://t.co/CTXty85xdL 📷
• Aug 3, 2016 3:52 PMRT @MikeyKayNYC: #Dubai| moment Flt #EK521 came to rest. Appears starboard engine separated from fuselage 📽 @FlightAlerts777 https://t.co/…
• Aug 3, 2016 2:21 PMRT @onlxn: TRUMP: If you disavow me, I'll burn it all down. Stuff you thought wasn't flammable, even. RYAN: What's wrong w/ you? TRUMP: Lot…
• Aug 3, 2016 2:16 PM@jayholler obviously the news this morning is driving up the price https://t.co/OdRIYXdxns 📷
• Aug 3, 2016 2:00 PMRT @J_Goldstein: I'll take your pity retweets but I've too much pride for your pity likes.
• Aug 3, 2016 1:52 PMRT @TheAtlantic: Emirates Airline flight from India crash-lands at Dubai airport https://t.co/mfkwtzA0zh https://t.co/sQQ4C2n2Tu 📷
• Aug 3, 2016 1:51 PMRT @Boutaina: Wow no fatalities, thank God. Well done @emirates for evacuating all 300 passengers safely. #DubaiCrash https://t.co/NilS1bje…
• Aug 3, 2016 1:46 PMRT @Ananyo: First ever CDC travel warning for continental US: pregnant women asked to avoid Wynwood, FL https://t.co/h6t8VLnW3e https://t.c…
• Aug 3, 2016 4:22 AMRT @gpapilion: We live in the future where people steal the answers to complex math problems that you can buy pizza with. https://t.co/UtT…
• Aug 3, 2016 4:12 AMRT @CAStateParks: LIVE on #Periscope: 🦂🦂🦂Scorpion Safari @ Ocotillo Wells SVRA🦂🦂🦂 https://t.co/uv9iLTdIsO
• Aug 2, 2016 8:26 PM@mowens_10 you will need to go through @Support for assistance.
• Aug 2, 2016 8:22 PMI'm always amazed at how many products and sites put so much effort into providing Excel downloads and never bother to implement vanilla CSV
• Aug 2, 2016 6:33 PM@gmacisme "I am a dervish of deliverables and a conjurer of Confluence™, with a million story points and maximum velocity."
• Aug 2, 2016 2:34 PMRT @HarvardMapColl: The 1866 Ribbon #Map of the Father of Waters shows the #Mississippi from NOLA to the Twin Cities! 2.5 in x 11 feet! htt…
• Aug 2, 2016 1:57 PMRT @erinscafe: Has anyone asked Trump about totally made-up situations in nonexistent countries? That interview would be worth getting blac…
• Aug 2, 2016 5:50 AMI think Trump's medical deferment during the draft was legit. I mean, wouldn't one expect a horseman of the apocalypse to have bone spurs?
• Aug 2, 2016 4:47 AM"At long last, have you not deleted your account yet?" https://t.co/5vR1DZg0cU 📷
• Aug 1, 2016 3:27 PMRIP Seymour Papert. Logo was the first programming language I ever used. FD 10 RT 90 FD 10 RT 90 FD 10 RT 90 FD 10 https://t.co/sQ4MPMUl6m
• Aug 1, 2016 3:01 AMCurrently trying to convince an hysterical toddler that there are absolutely no cows in the house and that she should go to sleep.