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Jan 31, 2017 9:18 PM
RT @Holger: “Why the ‘Muslim Ban’ is forcing us abroad” by my friend @Alex_Whitcomb https://t.co/jQfzarZCMj
Jan 31, 2017 9:17 PM
RT @prchovanec: Make America Google Anxiously #MAGA
Jan 31, 2017 9:10 PM
RT @TeaPainUSA: More Muslims have been killed by Trump supporters in the past 24 hours than Americans killed by refugees from banned countr…
Jan 31, 2017 8:43 PM
RT @CardiffGarcia: Maybe we've all been wrong, and strange women lying in ponds distributing swords actually would be a better basis for a…
Jan 31, 2017 8:38 PM
RT @cfarivar: City of San Francisco has just sued @realDonaldTrump @POTUS in federal court over sanctuary city issue. https://t.co/0sHVsKnt…
Jan 31, 2017 6:05 PM
@dschonbe OMAHA!
Jan 31, 2017 6:04 PM
RT @BradfordPearson: Hiring manager: "So your resume says you, quote 'Spent 2017 staring blankly at Twitter and screengrabbing articles.'"…
Jan 31, 2017 6:03 PM
RT @ebpetroff: The @NYTimesWordplay throwing so much shade it might as well be night 😂 https://t.co/S2VLa83hxH
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Jan 31, 2017 4:40 PM
@hawkfan0607 nah, she's repping her constituency, albeit belatedly. Sessions is a racist asshat. A no vote is the *least* we should do.
Jan 31, 2017 4:13 PM
Trump expected to sign an executive order this Sunday declaring the New Jersey Generals winner of the Super Bowl.
Jan 31, 2017 7:44 AM
RT @archillect: https://t.co/BcbIN3b2H4
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Jan 31, 2017 7:40 AM
RT @SFReadingParty: https://t.co/psLrAn6ZRK
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Jan 31, 2017 7:14 AM
@mediocrity 1990s TV. "Malcom in the Middle"
Jan 31, 2017 6:27 AM
@mediocrity https://t.co/IN9FeMsF2X
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Jan 31, 2017 6:20 AM
@MikeSceezie @triketora I'm no expert in the area of Presidential succession but at some point don't we get to @LibnOfCongress? That'd work.
Jan 31, 2017 6:13 AM
@AmazonHelp Twitter link for wapo story takes me to subscription overlay, choose pay with Amazon, successfully auth, then hangs
Jan 31, 2017 6:02 AM
RT @JasonKander: With just 1,373 days until Americans vote in the 2020 election, responsible thing to do is wait until then to consider any…
Jan 31, 2017 6:01 AM
@washingtonpost @JeffBezos @amazon I'm *trying* to give you my money but your subscription flow keeps hanging here. https://t.co/BZGHlVNdpn
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Jan 31, 2017 5:49 AM
RT @SFGate: SF officials say they will not follow immigration orders https://t.co/684hLfX0kQ https://t.co/ootTIAqL2f
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Jan 31, 2017 5:46 AM
RT @Pinboard: We need a warning label on the US border: “May Contain Nuts”
Jan 31, 2017 5:44 AM
RT @charles_gaba: ⚠️ATTENTION TWITTER: I’m glad this is going viral, but credit for the find belongs to @staffernews (or at least, that’s w…
Jan 31, 2017 5:35 AM
RT @rycrist: Huge rally against Trump's immigration order happening in Louisville right now. https://t.co/qJ11fzApZG
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Jan 31, 2017 5:32 AM
@NationalZoo @ArunChaud "Bobcats are not known to be aggressive to humans" Republicans, however, should shelter in place.
Jan 31, 2017 5:26 AM
RT @thegarance: Stephen Miller is 31 and not a lawyer. Acting AG Yates is an attorney who worked at DOJ for 27 years. https://t.co/0pyV9pkf…
Jan 31, 2017 5:26 AM
RT @ginalou: https://t.co/pI3uaEtjvS
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Jan 31, 2017 5:25 AM
Current bedtime story status. https://t.co/SaymQAPBZ1
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Jan 31, 2017 4:33 AM
RT @superchunk: Is there like another more powerful President we've never known about bc we never needed to who's smart and not evil and ca…
Jan 31, 2017 4:28 AM
RT @sarahjeong: talk about a blaze of glory
Jan 31, 2017 3:55 AM
RT @evacide: How bad could it possibly be? Now taking bets. https://t.co/fSPmh8VJWl
Jan 31, 2017 3:30 AM
RT @Alex_Whitcomb: Not clear whether this would apply to military contractors. If it did, would threaten safety of US personnel in the coun…
Jan 31, 2017 1:40 AM
RT @Politicana: Hi @POTUS @realDonaldTrump. London organised this in a day. Imagine what's going to be waiting for you when you arrive f…
Jan 31, 2017 12:56 AM
RT @kylegriffin1: .@AP reports Trump's voter fraud expert, Gregg Phillips, is registered in 3 states. https://t.co/uQXGVPXASB
Jan 30, 2017 11:52 PM
RT @peterbakernyt: Acting attorney general held over from Obama orders Justice not to defend Trump order. @mattapuzzo @EricLichtblau https:…
Jan 30, 2017 11:43 PM
RT @realDonaldTrump: Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no o…
Jan 30, 2017 10:57 PM
Technically @seanspicer is not wrong that five-year-old children present a greater risk to Americans than terrorists (foreign or domestic).…
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Jan 30, 2017 8:04 PM
RT @MikeDrucker: Two sides of one story https://t.co/3R5OjSSRug
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Jan 30, 2017 5:12 PM
RT @Phil_Mattingly: This just isn't true. Refugee process takes an average of 18 months. New visas can take weeks. https://t.co/xvdT1Cm4ZC
Jan 30, 2017 4:54 PM
This is pretty wild. Tune in if you can. https://t.co/Jrf24YBldH
Jan 30, 2017 4:47 PM
RT @NewsHour: WATCH LIVE on #Periscope: @BorisJohnson is expected to speak on Pres. Trump's immigration/refugee exec. actions. https://t.co…
Jan 30, 2017 3:56 PM
A clear and presidential danger.
Jan 30, 2017 7:39 AM
Any chance this is just another transition fuckup and right now Barron is on @StackOverflow asking for HTML help? No?https://t.co/g2O047sbsJ
Jan 30, 2017 7:33 AM
RT @Mohsen_Omrani: Great story. This great lady was infront of me at the security line, and she just apologized for not being fast in line.…
Jan 30, 2017 7:30 AM
RT @JoeSondow: how a corporate hierarchy works https://t.co/UAdQi7EkpC
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Jan 30, 2017 7:23 AM
@slyphon @kdspaul @l_if my aunt voted for Trump as well...someone should be looking into this
Jan 30, 2017 6:27 AM
@igb To be clear, I was the one hiking...the bird was just sitting there, doing nothing.
Jan 30, 2017 6:17 AM
Take a brief bird-break with this white-crowned sparrow I spotted this afternoon hiking through Glen Park Canyon. https://t.co/BWewCBKex4
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Jan 30, 2017 5:56 AM
@aubrey_huff stop buddy. Put down that unsecured Android phone and take a break from the Internet for a while.
Jan 30, 2017 5:50 AM
This dictionary is ruthless. https://t.co/dDnDFFFaZo
Jan 30, 2017 5:11 AM
@aubrey_huff @jeffcdwyer Jesus Christ...why can't conservatives spell?
Jan 30, 2017 5:07 AM
Aren't you the guy who did that weird underwear thing at the 2010 parade? Also it's the *weekend* you idiot. https://t.co/zujmQTRDcA
Jan 30, 2017 5:02 AM
@aubrey_huff as a former MLB player your work experience bears little resemblance to what folks spending weekends protesting do for a living
Jan 30, 2017 4:59 AM
@aubrey_huff maybe it's time to acknowledge the sacrifices of working Americans holding down jobs and standing up for this country.
Jan 30, 2017 3:46 AM
RT @sarahjeong: Double-checked on Internet Archive and uh yep this happened around Jan 20. https://t.co/535fbfu7QY
Jan 30, 2017 3:45 AM
RT @NBCNews: BREAKING: Multiple people dead and injured in mosque shooting in Quebec City, Canada https://t.co/dU1DNDg90D https://t.co/OJby…
Jan 30, 2017 3:30 AM
RT @SFBART: All races, colors, religions, genders, ages, disabled, veterans, orientations, sexes & those of foreign national origin are wel…
Jan 30, 2017 3:27 AM
RT @joshtpm: Wtf does this even mean https://t.co/FhPhR8TDxE
Jan 30, 2017 2:10 AM
RT @randyprine: Omaha, Freaking Nebraska! Unprecidented. #NoBanNoWall https://t.co/HLQ1yiihJg
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Jan 30, 2017 1:34 AM
@peterhartlaub any idea what department at the @sfchronicle handles public notices for name changes? /cc @pgarg
Jan 30, 2017 12:51 AM
@BostonCarrie21 hi Carrie, if you don't want to listen to me, perhaps you should listen to the Mayor of Boston. https://t.co/xtlfj7a8mP
Jan 30, 2017 12:13 AM
RT @prchovanec: Serious question: as a US citizen, what questions am I obliged to answer from an immigration officer upon entering US, and…
Jan 29, 2017 9:53 PM
Our President is a clear and present danger to the United States of America. https://t.co/2anrIArYpl
Jan 29, 2017 9:49 PM
RT @sarahjeong: Even if the president rolls back his EO or DHS ceases to illegally enforce, the fact remains that they did something blatan…
Jan 29, 2017 9:30 PM
RT @corysnearowski: If your senator's phone lines are taken up like mine you can Seamless them $15 worth of ham along with a note https://t…
Jan 29, 2017 9:29 PM
RT @ann_leckie: Small things on their own are small. All our small things add up to a flood, an avalanche. Do your thing even if it's small…
Jan 29, 2017 9:12 PM
@BostonCarrie21 hey Carrie, it's not too late to head over to Copley Square and be on the right side of history. https://t.co/nNuiha6jzj
Jan 29, 2017 9:01 PM
RT @JuddLegum: Stunning scene at Copley Square in Boston. Massive protest against Trump's executive order. https://t.co/S2UY1YEZJx
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Jan 29, 2017 8:47 PM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: 2017: Where you don't have to go back in time to fight Nazis. You just have to get off your ass.
Jan 29, 2017 8:42 PM
RT @ysr1729: Dear @realDonaldTrump : https://t.co/4muEIwacbM
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Jan 29, 2017 8:40 PM
RT @MikeDrucker: Ah, fuck. We're gonna be the bad guys in World War 3. https://t.co/z57TxUYqJA
Jan 29, 2017 8:39 PM
RT @davidbyttow: 1. @ACLU appears to use monotonically increasing confirmation codes. Made 3 quick donations to verify, seems to be ~2 dona…
Jan 29, 2017 8:33 PM
RT @sfmta_muni: Your feet, your bike and #SFMuni are still the friendliest ways to get around for everyone. No app required.
Jan 29, 2017 6:46 PM
RT @SenJohnMcCain: Ultimately fear this exec order will become a self-inflicted wound in the fight against terrorism
Jan 29, 2017 4:55 PM
RT @saikofish: Lyft: “This is wrong, and we’ll help you fight” Uber: “This is inconvenient, and we’re working with Trump” Night and day. h…
Jan 29, 2017 4:13 PM
RT @ginasue: Mine is the time when my American family could travel out of the US without worrying that one of us holds only a green card. h…
Jan 29, 2017 4:10 PM
Typos, misspellings, bad grammar, hastily enacted policies, a poor grasp of geopolitics, no understanding of history. So dumb, so dangerous…
Jan 29, 2017 4:03 PM
RT @theferocity: Meanwhile... https://t.co/bYjifFgDrU
Jan 29, 2017 3:47 PM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Interesting. https://t.co/wuDsY2aj8j
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Jan 29, 2017 3:16 PM
@BostonCarrie21 being afraid of your neighbors isn't going to make America great, Carrie.
Jan 29, 2017 2:59 PM
RT @kylegriffin1: .@lyft says it will donate $1,000,000 to the ACLU "to defend our constitution" from Trump's Exec. Order. https://t.co/Cxa…
Jan 29, 2017 6:12 AM
RT @benjancewicz: BREAKING: Washington Governor Inslee just said on CNN the state is going to court to challenge the Muslim Ban. The State…
Jan 29, 2017 5:59 AM
RT @j4cob: NYC cabbies strike against Muslim ban -> Uber strikebreaks by announcing lower rates -> Delete your Uber account tonight.
Jan 29, 2017 5:52 AM
RT @janie: @chrislhayes @IvankaTrump wow who wore it better https://t.co/HhWBPO3A9V
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Jan 29, 2017 5:48 AM
@firepile same...have remembered the title and never knew whence it came
Jan 29, 2017 5:44 AM
@firepile I had, just never really picked up/remembered the "cheese stands alone" verse until we had a kid.
Jan 29, 2017 5:42 AM
RT @ACLU: We're urging Senate to cancel vote on Sessions atty general nom based on his reported involvement in executive orders signed by T…
Jan 29, 2017 5:40 AM
@firepile my mind was blown upon hearing as an adult "The Farmer in the Dell" and discovering the origin of that YA novel title.
Jan 29, 2017 5:35 AM
RT @ysr1729: .@realdonaldtrump has gone stark raving mad. Madder than anyone suspected before. And so has the entire @GOP . https://t.co/N2…
Jan 29, 2017 5:33 AM
"Qu'ils mangent de la brioche." https://t.co/lhxcUHiVqA
Jan 29, 2017 4:43 AM
RT @notparvax: an unelected federal judge and a protest of taxi drivers did more than all the elected democrats tonight. remember this duri…
Jan 29, 2017 4:42 AM
RT @ashleyfeinberg: if you’ve ever worked with steve bannon before, my DMs are open and would love to hear from you
Jan 29, 2017 4:40 AM
RT @HillaryClinton: I stand with the people gathered across the country tonight defending our values & our Constitution. This is not who we…
Jan 29, 2017 4:39 AM
RT @ggreeneva: Fun thought: members fly to their districts on most wknds. Why not arrange for them to get a little curbside check-in from c…
Jan 29, 2017 4:29 AM
RT @tparsi: Confirmed: Iran's Asghar Farhadi won't be let into the US to attend Oscar's. He's nominated for best foreign language film... #…
Jan 29, 2017 4:08 AM
RT @garrytan: Who pushed the ban on green card holders? Remember these names. https://t.co/MY1O61JCL1
Jan 29, 2017 4:07 AM
RT @StigAbell: It is the bitterest of final ironies: the US, having ruinously entered Iraq, now denies refugee status to those still fleein…
Jan 29, 2017 2:54 AM
@mallyvai @metaltxt @chtemplin they are undercutting the NYC taxi strike currently underway as a show of solidarity with the JFK protestors.
Jan 29, 2017 2:48 AM
RT @Sethrogen: Apparently lawyers could use some help with Farsi interpreters at LAX. Please help if you care to. #MuslimBan https://t.co/2…
Jan 29, 2017 2:45 AM
RT @sdooling: Mazdak Tootkaboni, UMass Dartmouth prof. from Iran, is with his family after several hours https://t.co/TFcYfxrKg8
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Jan 29, 2017 2:41 AM
RT @Alex_Whitcomb: For all interested in understanding the court ruling on #MuslimBan, see the ruling itself here https://t.co/CerRFm9PoD
Jan 29, 2017 2:40 AM
RT @BostonGlobe: Iranian scientist who was set to begin working at a Harvard lab is among those who have been barred entry to US. https://t…
Jan 29, 2017 2:38 AM
RT @goldengateblond: One week in and the @ACLU is already doing noticeably kickass work. Have you joined? You should join. https://t.co/EgR…
Jan 29, 2017 2:36 AM
Quick pause from all the horrible news to bask in the awesomeness of that @StephenCurry30 buzzer-beating half-court shot to end the half.
Jan 29, 2017 2:28 AM
RT @juliettekayyem: Hearing that customs officials in tears because they can't get guidance from White House, DHS not returning calls, etc…
Jan 29, 2017 1:46 AM
At the *very least* I expect a Congressional hearing on this. #putingate https://t.co/ECJcOeY3fT
Jan 29, 2017 1:38 AM
RT @NewsHour: Trudeau says Canada will take refugees banned by U.S. https://t.co/6eUZmXs6y4
Jan 29, 2017 1:36 AM
RT @BostonTweet: Iranian scientist bound for Boston to begin working on a cure for diabetes at Harvard was barred entry into US today https…
Jan 29, 2017 1:34 AM
@shatil @BarackObama it's beyond terrible. Our country has fallen into the hands of dangerous racists. Stay safe, Shatil.
Jan 29, 2017 1:27 AM
RT @Twitter: Twitter is built by immigrants of all religions. We stand for and with them, always.
Jan 29, 2017 1:24 AM
RT @immaris: @sfANSWER make sure you take BART into #SFO if you're planning on protesting. SFPD blocking arrival lanes. #MuslimBan https://…
Jan 29, 2017 1:24 AM
RT @zeynep: Detainees are the handful who were in the air when order was signed. Many legal permanent residents won't be allowed on planes,…
Jan 29, 2017 1:23 AM
This family lives next door to us. They are friends. Neighbors. The actions of the Executive Branch are disgraceful. https://t.co/VsPFg2v30h
Jan 29, 2017 1:09 AM
RT @felixsalmon: Just realized that Trump’s immigration ban also applies to active-service members of the US military. He’s completely insa…
Jan 29, 2017 1:06 AM
RT @NPRKelly: US consulates just updated their websites, telling visa holders & applicants from Iraq, etc: appointments now cancelled. @NP…
Jan 29, 2017 12:48 AM
RT @deray: the silence is deafening. https://t.co/34Qxyhni2O
Jan 29, 2017 12:43 AM
RT @john_overholt: Never let an order substitute for your humanity. Obeying an immoral order is immoral. https://t.co/XUM4fU477G
Jan 29, 2017 12:36 AM
Hey @flySFO: #LetTheLawyersIn and #LetTheFamiliesOut
Jan 29, 2017 12:35 AM
RT @flySFO: Lower level roadway to the International Terminal is now closed. Please use departure level or garages to pick up or drop off t…
Jan 29, 2017 12:21 AM
RT @Alex_Whitcomb: The irony is she has Iraqi citizenship bc of US invasion of Iraq in 2003, allowing her + 1000s other Kurds to return to…
Jan 28, 2017 11:52 PM
RT @Alex_Whitcomb: An Iraqi Kurd who was born stateless in Germany, she is being punished for holding an Iraqi citizenship. Kurds have been…
Jan 28, 2017 11:51 PM
RT @Alex_Whitcomb: Just found out my wife--mother and wife to US citizens, holding German passport+US Visa, will not be allowed to return t…
Jan 28, 2017 11:44 PM
RT @StacyStClair: Attorneys have set up shop at the O'Hare McDonald's as they work to get the 18 people held out https://t.co/zueaLgNVA4
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Jan 28, 2017 11:41 PM
RT @GavinNewsom: There are no words for the cowardice of @GOP leadership right now. We should never forget their spinelessness when it mat…
Jan 28, 2017 11:39 PM
RT @wpjenna: White House official to reporters: Green card holders in the US will have to meet with a consular officer before leaving the c…
Jan 28, 2017 11:36 PM
RT @HillaryClinton: Declaring war on Islam or demonizing Muslim Americans is not only counter to our values—it plays right into the hands o…
Jan 28, 2017 11:32 PM
Hey @BarackObama, we're gonna need you to end that vacation a little early.
Jan 28, 2017 11:25 PM
RT @SFBART: You can take BART to all kinds of weekend events - also, direct service to SFO is running great right now.
Jan 28, 2017 11:25 PM
RT @zmanji: Why would anyone ever attempt to get a green card again? It's not worth anything.
Jan 28, 2017 11:13 PM
Hey @travisk, I'd suggest you hurry up and figure out how you can keep @Uber drivers from crossing this particular picket line. https://t.c…
Jan 28, 2017 11:10 PM
RT @JasonKander: Don't tell me the #MuslimBan is about security. This will help ISIS radicalize people. The President has put us all in far…
Jan 28, 2017 10:43 PM
RT @NYCMayoralPhoto: Chants of "let them in" coming from people rallying outside JFK where detainees are being held. https://t.co/KMnXkYsXPC
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Jan 28, 2017 4:46 PM
@KC75531072 @JoinTravisAllen are you a 'bot? Your tweets seem quite similar and your username seems...generated.
Jan 28, 2017 4:19 PM
"One of the detainees at JFK had worked for 10 years as a interpreter for the U.S. military in Iraq" https://t.co/HyaRBGThvi
Jan 28, 2017 2:54 PM
@CGregoryBrown theyhave deleted it...here's a picture https://t.co/j9Z4ty7Der
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Jan 28, 2017 7:10 AM
RT @policy: #Transparency update: Twitter discloses national security letters https://t.co/mW5TqrjrA0
Jan 28, 2017 6:25 AM
Not seeing the downside to an HRC presidency, Grovie. The timeline you describe seems pretty great. Also, why can't conservatives spell? ht…
Jan 28, 2017 6:15 AM
RT @archillect: https://t.co/EEnulrVHDe
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Jan 28, 2017 5:51 AM
RT @Stl_Manifest: My name is Margot Hirsch. The US turned me away at the border in 1939. I was murdered at Auschwitz https://t.co/uwMRFqxOya
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Jan 28, 2017 5:43 AM
If you think Trump and his dwindling, deplorable base aren't banning people because of racism you need to see this tweet, this picture. htt…
Jan 28, 2017 5:42 AM
@jayholler @davinbogan @GaryHoller "A Holler in every pot." - Herbert Holler
Jan 28, 2017 5:30 AM
RIP Control. https://t.co/p0dBQnlG1M
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Jan 28, 2017 5:21 AM
RT @Pinboard: The US border is a bad place to learn about the difference between legal theory and practice
Jan 28, 2017 5:18 AM
@NuttySwiss relevant to your interests https://t.co/YiYjfsVvHK
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Jan 28, 2017 5:14 AM
RT @nitashatiku: Peter Thiel specifically used that facile literally/seriously defense in response to questions about the Muslim ban https:…
Jan 28, 2017 4:56 AM
RT @MitchBenn: This is literally the exact reverse of The Whole Damn Point Of America. https://t.co/fBIekGmtIP
Jan 28, 2017 4:52 AM
RT @archillect: https://t.co/gU3GnqHnF3
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Jan 28, 2017 4:48 AM
RT @SikhProf: Hi @USATODAY, Using a photo of a Sikh for this tweet is inappropriate and harmful. Will you please delete it? Thank you. http…
Jan 28, 2017 4:48 AM
RT @mattdpearce: Now banned from entering the U.S. --> https://t.co/dsvsrvhC5O
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Jan 28, 2017 4:31 AM
@lpolgreen that was my worst "fave" ever. But thank you for sharing.
Jan 28, 2017 4:29 AM
Current Friday-night ice cream status. https://t.co/bSiaEAXP0X
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Jan 28, 2017 2:38 AM
@apanasenko yeah, I heard @tdmackey was smashing little glass bowls earlier today. Full on @TwitterEng riot.
Jan 28, 2017 2:32 AM
@dschonbe a pair of California Headphone Co. headphones. They pack quite a wallop and are apparently stronger than glass. https://t.co/sprE…
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Jan 28, 2017 1:44 AM
Taking the long way to the supermarket. https://t.co/vf8PEjlWsr
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Jan 28, 2017 1:21 AM
@KC75531072 @JoinTravisAllen Immigration status has nothing to do with criminal behavior. This is foolish & racist legislation.
Jan 28, 2017 1:16 AM
@JoinTravisAllen seriously, withdraw that legislation. Please start acting in a rational, responsible, and patriotic manner.
Jan 28, 2017 1:00 AM
Finished off the week by accidentally smashing a light fixture with my headphones. https://t.co/zB7QZ2dolr
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Jan 27, 2017 11:55 PM
@JoinTravisAllen hey you racist fearmonger, quit trying to make America un-American.
Jan 27, 2017 11:43 PM
RT @Jayanta: @womensmarch @TwitterWomen #WomensMarch https://t.co/t8wQLO2CXV
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Jan 27, 2017 6:26 PM
RT @CrashPlanSlow: .@code42 @crashplan vulnerability discovered by researcher 😱 https://t.co/dSHY1URkNQ
Jan 27, 2017 6:24 PM
RT @ThomasAwful: America's slow but very real decline into a fascist state as told by the Milwaukee Bucks logo https://t.co/UTVsEyq3kg
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Jan 27, 2017 6:23 PM
RT @igb: Epigrams > Instagrams
Jan 27, 2017 5:11 PM
RT @srw: I just changed my password to "Where can I get burritos?" in case I tweet it out by accident.
Jan 27, 2017 5:11 PM
Meeska mooska mglw'nafh Mickey R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Jan 27, 2017 4:30 PM
@JumpVote I support restraint when choosing the number of fonts to use in jingoistic 'shop jobs.
Jan 27, 2017 3:45 PM
RT @john_overholt: Is anyone doing a Tumblr of the pictures Trump supporters use in their header images? #VolkArt https://t.co/CVi0lpJNbb
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Jan 27, 2017 3:04 PM
RT @doodlewhale: Well this has cheered me up. Someone has invented a car for a goldfish that can be driven around by its position in the ta…
Jan 27, 2017 6:39 AM
RT @MarkAgee: The President of the United States is feuding with park employees like he's a fucking cartoon bear
Jan 27, 2017 6:31 AM
RT @mgrooves: Scrubtweet https://t.co/8ZznouixXb
Jan 27, 2017 6:00 AM
@apelad yeah, did some googling on that after your tweet...saw that they used it for some common actions...still a bit mind-blowing for me!
Jan 27, 2017 5:48 AM
RT @Kmacpt2: Part of our family is hurting. Donate to Terrell and Family. https://t.co/9qOozQnkRD
Jan 27, 2017 5:38 AM
RT @kimmaicutler: Representing SF's Mission District: https://t.co/9M8cOgTkOD
Jan 27, 2017 5:37 AM
@apelad @matthewart wait..."He-Man" was rotoscoped? Was/is this a common thing for cartoons?
Jan 27, 2017 5:26 AM
RT @TenorLLC: 14 Rising Women Tech Superstars to Watch in 2017 - incl. @lessachu - Are They Future CTOs? | Hackbright Academy https://t.co/…
Jan 27, 2017 4:22 AM
@GaryHoller @jayholler @jakebeckman #HollerHoller2020
Jan 27, 2017 3:57 AM
@jayholler @jakebeckman the field is getting crowded https://t.co/P4Fn4vDs1U
Jan 27, 2017 3:56 AM
@jayholler @jakebeckman #Holler2020
Jan 27, 2017 3:55 AM
RT @ysr1729: Terrible accident 580 W at Dublin https://t.co/9dp501cr6D
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Jan 27, 2017 3:54 AM
RT @ningwangsf: Huge accident in 580 near west Dublin
Jan 27, 2017 3:53 AM
@ysr1729 wow
Jan 27, 2017 1:33 AM
@SFBART the driver of the Fremont-bound train with car 1564 Y closed the doors while people were trying to board normally at Civic Center.
Jan 27, 2017 12:54 AM
RT @AudubonCA: That last instant when it lines up behind its talons. Like a dart. https://t.co/OQlfvXiO7p
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Jan 27, 2017 12:50 AM
RT @internetarchive: We need a Head of Digitization to run 70+ staff in 8 countries. Is this you? Your friend? Help us find them: https://t…
Jan 27, 2017 12:22 AM
RT @mattdpearce: so at what point here does Congress do whatever
Jan 26, 2017 10:27 PM
RT @Nick_Offerman: A well-crafted and poignant burn https://t.co/CdOvwP9ca2
Jan 26, 2017 9:06 PM
RT @hoverbird: "Hey what Twitter client are you using these days?" "MSNBC" https://t.co/q5HRppkKyc
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Jan 26, 2017 6:24 PM
RT @EPN: Esta mañana hemos informado a la Casa Blanca que no asistiré a la reunión de trabajo programada para el próximo martes con el @POT…
Jan 26, 2017 6:09 PM
RT @alexnazaryan: I kinda get why during the Cold War, it was okay to drink at lunch.
Jan 26, 2017 5:58 PM
@olix0r also a noticeable uptick in coffin shipments into the city https://t.co/oyeTPQOeHW
Jan 26, 2017 5:36 PM
@srw stay the fuck away from me Seth
Jan 26, 2017 5:35 PM
My BART driver is melting down at each stop because people keep using the car doors incorrectly.
Jan 26, 2017 5:32 PM
@44 @Twitter the old "explore" (~4 years ago?) was just things the people I follow faved and it was awesome
Jan 26, 2017 5:29 PM
RT @superchunk: Sean Spicer's child Nyah was born on September 25, 2007, what https://t.co/SziIcFUA69
Jan 26, 2017 4:44 PM
That's actually the Russian word for "pwned" (ht @Todd_Segal) https://t.co/O1ZCWL3Yw2
Jan 26, 2017 4:42 PM
@Todd_Segal @dschonbe 🤔perhaps someone should figure out what the key positions of those characters map to on the Cyrillic keyboard
Jan 26, 2017 4:36 PM
@trichris @arstechnica https://t.co/itlQuKMjjQ
Jan 26, 2017 4:34 PM
@mmihic https://t.co/2g0r8FOo25
Jan 26, 2017 4:09 PM
@mmihic https://t.co/OjI3IR6epf
Jan 26, 2017 3:59 PM
To be fair, as bad as this administration is at reading and writing, this could just be badly misspelled word, and not a password. https://…
Jan 26, 2017 7:10 AM
Not Le Carré's best book but, as usual, it's well written. https://t.co/2hCBfuMZz1
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Jan 26, 2017 3:19 AM
SEA ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ SFO
Jan 26, 2017 2:57 AM
RT @GovPenceIN: Calls to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. are offensive and unconstitutional.
Jan 26, 2017 2:48 AM
RT @Mikel_Jollett: This is what the ENTIRE Clinton email scandal was about: she MIGHT have used an unsecured mode of communication Trump.…
Jan 25, 2017 11:03 PM
(Coffee) bar hopping. https://t.co/gtIoSFpuVA
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Jan 25, 2017 10:45 PM
Current Seattle status. ☕️ https://t.co/KWjzHWEZY2
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Jan 25, 2017 5:07 PM
RT @Pinboard: Adding Badlands National Park Service to the increasingly unlikely Mt. Rushmore of heroes that includes Tic Tacs and Teen Vog…
Jan 25, 2017 5:04 PM
@dschonbe Perhaps...perhaps...or... https://t.co/evhxSWh8Ba
Jan 25, 2017 2:05 PM
RT @ChrisHewitt: What if the opening crawl for THE LAST JEDI starts with the word 'Thread' and then just keeps on scrolling for four hours?
Jan 25, 2017 1:48 PM
SFO ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ SEA
Jan 25, 2017 12:24 PM
@ndwns FYI https://t.co/TgFUOlPxox
Jan 25, 2017 12:21 PM
Democrats should be driving voter registration and encouraging people to vote now. Not just in the months leading up to the elections.
Jan 25, 2017 12:19 PM
"Depending on results, we will strengthen up voting procedures!" The GOP understands that voter suppression works to their advantage. http…
Jan 25, 2017 12:12 PM
@realDonaldTrump we should probably just hold a new election this February to make sure.
Jan 25, 2017 12:09 PM
RT @tmbg: Science is real #ScienceIsReal
Jan 25, 2017 12:04 PM
Best thing about this @NewYorker article? Finding out that the douchebag who wrote "Chaos Monkeys" is a prepper. https://t.co/BNn4zjRGvM
Jan 25, 2017 7:13 AM
RT @adriaanm: Twitter may empower von Clownstick, but it also removed the asymmetry in the reach of communication between those in power &…
Jan 25, 2017 7:12 AM
RT @StarleeKine: Jesus you miss one day's worth of news and you're Luke returning home to his aunt and uncle on Tatooine.
Jan 25, 2017 7:10 AM
@joshbloch @peterseibel but he does seem to use rando quote marks and all caps in a lot of his tweets for no apparent reason
Jan 25, 2017 7:08 AM
@joshbloch @peterseibel in this case the quotes were used in the Fox News report he cribbed the stats from. https://t.co/NW0hj2d3bz
Jan 25, 2017 6:15 AM
@srw I've got enough rage going on with the Trump thing. Don't get me all worked up over the fucking Google Reader repeal-and-replace of RSS
Jan 25, 2017 5:57 AM
Trump-era America may not generate any better art or punk-rock music, but at least we'll get to see some savage tweets by dictionaries. htt…
Jan 25, 2017 5:51 AM
RT @AndreaKuszewski: Someone get the fuck on this. Don't tell me it can't be done. https://t.co/2uScqpgr6i
Jan 25, 2017 5:50 AM
RT @BeauWillimon: Today: This tweet is unavailable Soon: The press office is unavailable Then: The facts are unavailable Finally: Your rig…
Jan 25, 2017 5:23 AM
@esten the Hooters have fallen on hard times it seems
Jan 25, 2017 5:09 AM
RT @sparhawk: Someone is projecting a message onto the @twoffice https://t.co/5U7J1pwi2f
Jan 25, 2017 5:02 AM
RT @JohnJHudak: In Trumpland: Dems sneakily ensure 3-5 million illegal immigrants vote Clinton but forget to put 77k of them in the states…
Jan 25, 2017 4:23 AM
RT @chrislhayes: This holds up. https://t.co/fUE6XeLQ2A
Jan 25, 2017 4:21 AM
The President of the United States sure deletes a lot of tweets for someone who is the President of the United States.
Jan 25, 2017 4:16 AM
Welp, that explains why he put "carnage" in quotes. https://t.co/NW0hj1VrMZ
Jan 25, 2017 4:13 AM
RT @koset: I hope that somewhere, two Hobbits are matching toward the mountain.
Jan 25, 2017 4:04 AM
RT @superchunk: Look an article I will never be ready to read https://t.co/YOFzofi8VH
Jan 25, 2017 4:00 AM
Sure, it's trivial when compared to the dismantling of our country, but FFS, can't we check the goddamn spelling before tweeting? https://t…
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Jan 25, 2017 1:38 AM
RT @latimes: Ski patroller killed during avalanche control activities at Squaw Valley resort https://t.co/ximeebDIiw https://t.co/P4IR34HHAi
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Jan 25, 2017 1:06 AM
RT @nytimes: Truth. It’s hard to find. But it’s easier with 1,000+ journalists looking. The New York Times. https://t.co/NnmQ2H5Fsu
Jan 25, 2017 1:02 AM
RT @daveweigel: Nice “right of the people peaceably to assemble” you’ve got there. Would be a shame if something happened to it. https://t.…
Jan 24, 2017 6:18 PM
RT @ollyog: It inspired me... #SpicerSays https://t.co/vds2waEQVB
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Jan 24, 2017 5:44 PM
Our kleptocratic idiocracy is getting owned by their kleptocratic espiocracy.
Jan 24, 2017 3:12 PM
@doriantaylor https://t.co/evhxSWh8Ba
Jan 24, 2017 3:07 PM
RT @BillieJeanKing: Let's use the momentum of our marches & get more women/girls running for office & leading our nation at the local, stat…
Jan 24, 2017 2:55 PM
@TonyPrintezis 🤘🏼 https://t.co/REvFAobhoq
Jan 24, 2017 2:53 PM
RT @mcpb: Rise and shine Eisenstein, new cuts and clips create relationships, surprise the mind
Jan 24, 2017 2:37 PM
@AeroDork @burritojustice there was a fascinating @Radiolab episode about this. https://t.co/dp1YacqzAH
Jan 24, 2017 2:33 PM
RT @AstroKatie: In the present regime, both science & basic observable fact are political. If you advocate reality, it's impossible to sit…
Jan 24, 2017 1:28 AM
RT @goldengateblond: Trump hasn't endured .0000001% of what Obama endured and he's already melting down. I'd enjoy it if the fate of the US…
Jan 24, 2017 12:39 AM
Sigh. “Policy analysts widely expect the FCC to roll back its net neutrality rules under Pai.” https://t.co/Ln7lM7PyWd
Jan 23, 2017 9:27 PM
"When you have enough power to do what you always wanted to do, then you see what the guy always wanted to do." - Robert Caro
Jan 23, 2017 9:26 PM
Robert Caro's biographies should be required reading for every citizen, let alone the president, of the United States. https://t.co/qDkiQjt…
Jan 23, 2017 9:11 PM
RT @SenJohnMcCain: Withdrawing from #TPP abdicates US leadership in #Asia to #China - US can't win if we forfeit opportunity https://t.co/p…
Jan 23, 2017 9:05 PM
RT @tmbg: Today! Celebrate our 34th birthday with us: it's a free download of our first album live! https://t.co/GWBYhW9Sgj
Jan 23, 2017 8:56 PM
RT @TasneemN: "swallow cinnamon orbit gum whole for long lasting health benefits" https://t.co/uN74FhbzWV
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Jan 23, 2017 8:49 PM
@ysr1729 @TonyPrintezis @jcp_org we prefer the term "alternative photo"
Jan 23, 2017 8:00 PM
Hey look, it's @ysr1729 and @TonyPrintezis! https://t.co/guTKcUBnDY
Jan 23, 2017 7:49 PM
RT @ACLU: We'd like an answer to this ASAP. https://t.co/KGo3XWTw2N
Jan 23, 2017 7:47 PM
RT @ElaineF: 11.5 million Tweets about the #WomensMarch https://t.co/6fotHo8o2Y
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Jan 23, 2017 5:55 PM
RT @mrgan: "One of us always lies. The other one always tells alternative truths. You may not ask any questions." https://t.co/EVfsCPNHb2
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Jan 23, 2017 4:55 PM
RT @vinucharanya: Feeling proud to represent @WomenWhoCode and @twitter at @NYSE after the #WomensMarch. https://t.co/LQ1rGfHc1v
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Jan 23, 2017 4:33 PM
RT @Eden_Eats: Among many things, the protests showed us voting day really needs to be on a Saturday.
Jan 23, 2017 4:32 PM
@SFWater Ce qui est un «vaccon»? https://t.co/VNb3YhgClq
Jan 23, 2017 4:26 PM
@jeffvandermeer uh, I mean 'Borne'...sigh. Can't wait for my pre-ordered non-advanced copy to arrive at my local bstore: @birdandbeckett!
Jan 23, 2017 4:24 PM
@jeffvandermeer I consider myself an "advanced reader"...how do I go about getting one of those "advance reader" copies of 'Born'? :-)
Jan 23, 2017 3:24 PM
RT @WomenWhoCode: .@WomenWhoCode leadership, Directors & members open the trading day at the @NYSE! #ApplaudHer @CapitalOne @VMware https:…
Jan 23, 2017 3:00 PM
Trump is the single biggest threat to American prosperity in decades. His trade policies will imperil US industry & innovation.
Jan 23, 2017 2:47 PM
RT @prchovanec: Withdrawing from TPP will be seen as a historic strategic mistake for the U.S. in years to come. https://t.co/CJNqsMrhzG
Jan 23, 2017 2:37 PM
Twitter's @vinucharanya and @WomenWhoCode ring the bell to open the @NYSE this morning! https://t.co/NnEeEM7nEz
Jan 23, 2017 2:33 PM
RT @WomenWhoCode: Tune-in now, #WWCode will ring the @NYSE Opening Bell within minutes! https://t.co/R3ya3MBQfg
Jan 23, 2017 2:32 PM
RT @WWCAtl: .@WomenWhoCode at the @NYSE this morning! #womenintech #tech #programming #nyc #nyse #newyorkstockexchange https://t.co/7xVrBSu…
Jan 23, 2017 5:32 AM
The compounding beauty of Twitter. https://t.co/6ho3PeSK27
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Jan 23, 2017 4:16 AM
@channingb and Trump supporter...u can't forget to utter that as well.
Jan 23, 2017 4:07 AM
RT @SamGrittner: That awkward moment when your silent majority is also invisible https://t.co/TzpBJvvGuV
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Jan 23, 2017 3:45 AM
RT @SummerNazif: I'm so glad this GIF exists. https://t.co/a4BNmzfa5C
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Jan 23, 2017 3:16 AM
#AmericasTeam https://t.co/LZ2wDKfFtk
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Jan 23, 2017 2:40 AM
RT @trichris: '“is the drought over?” is the wrong question. We should be asking, “are we managing our water resources in a sustainable man…
Jan 23, 2017 2:38 AM
RT @nickweaver: So we're all Falcons fans now, right?
Jan 23, 2017 2:37 AM
RT @hotterthanjuly: Wait for it... https://t.co/RqN1bi5T9D
Jan 23, 2017 2:36 AM
A Twitter bot that tweets out the name, hometown, and profession of every Trump donor. https://t.co/M4QkF8m3sq
Jan 23, 2017 2:21 AM
RT @buzzwhistle: Journalists, legal observers, and medics among those being detained and charged with felony rioting. https://t.co/lv1rJM1i…
Jan 23, 2017 2:12 AM
Roger Goodell's starting to look like Captain America. Brady & Bellicheck are Trump supporters, Kraft gave Putin a ring. Reopen #deflategate
Jan 23, 2017 2:07 AM
What the fuck? Is *every* Trump supporter (in this case the @Patriots) in bed with Putin and Russia? C'mon America! https://t.co/5EqLTtdDjs
Jan 23, 2017 1:38 AM
RT @HillaryClinton: .@MichaelNutter got a lot of great points into 140 characters here. We have to keep the momentum. https://t.co/Bd66lBPM…
Jan 23, 2017 12:37 AM
RT @EricLiptonNYT: Legal team: Tribe of Harvard; Eisen, Obama ethics; Chemerinsky, dean of a law school; Painter, Bush ethics counsel...htt…
Jan 23, 2017 12:35 AM
RT @NWSBayArea: A High Surf Advisory remains in effect until Tuesday morning. Please stay off of rocks and jetties and keep your eyes on th…
Jan 22, 2017 11:10 PM
RT @_tessr: rooting for the steelers today for the first time in my life https://t.co/iMoL4PUEka
Jan 22, 2017 11:09 PM
RT @LarrySabato: Perhaps a few states could require tax-info release in order to qualify for the 2020 POTUS ballot--enough to restore key W…
Jan 22, 2017 11:09 PM
RT @redbullbike: Sunday shred @carsonstorch style! https://t.co/5dYJvlQE5w
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Jan 22, 2017 11:06 PM
RT @JamesUrbaniak: "Not only does the film SHAZAM exist but the President appeared in it, establishing a friendship with Sinbad that contin…
Jan 22, 2017 10:11 PM
Achievement unlocked. https://t.co/DlZ5MvGmf6
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Jan 22, 2017 6:38 PM
Interested in/disappointed by the rain. https://t.co/Uhnc0BPG1g
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Jan 22, 2017 6:46 AM
@Pinboard it's a actually pretty straightforward: hire salespeople to sell sales software to salespeople so they can sell software
Jan 22, 2017 5:47 AM
RT @Pinboard: That’s class from @benioff! Makes me redouble my commitment to trying to understand what Salesforce does
Jan 22, 2017 5:42 AM
@SheriffClarke that hat might be a little too tight Sherrif...most of us see today as a shining example of why America is already great. 🇺🇸
Jan 22, 2017 4:47 AM
RT @adamzopf: Dear Nazi: Don't think of it as a punch. It's just an alt-hug.
Jan 22, 2017 4:47 AM
RT @NeinQuarterly: We regret to inform you that the monster under your bed has moved. Into the Lincoln Bedroom.
Jan 22, 2017 4:31 AM
RT @Wilco: No caption necessary. #WomensMarch https://t.co/80b1SpunZe
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Jan 22, 2017 3:59 AM
RT @SFBARTalert: Event in SF is over. BART is returning to normal svc.
Jan 22, 2017 3:56 AM
TIL https://t.co/7Yx7awA4dZ
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Jan 22, 2017 3:41 AM
RT @nprpolitics: Trump Administration Goes To War With The Media Over Inauguration Crowd Size https://t.co/mEkDf5GLM5
Jan 22, 2017 3:41 AM
@seanspicer c'mon man... https://t.co/VJlqO8daMP
Jan 22, 2017 3:40 AM
RT @CNN: White House press secretary attacks media for accurately reporting inauguration crowds https://t.co/HaJhPnSwWN https://t.co/WVDgBK…
Jan 22, 2017 12:13 AM
RT @AP: BREAKING: President Donald Trump accuses media of lying about inauguration crowds, wrongly says crowd reached Washington monument.
Jan 21, 2017 11:52 PM
RT @timkaine: Trump's first executive order? Raising mortgage payments for low & middle income homeowners. Not very populist! https://t.co…
Jan 21, 2017 11:51 PM
RT @ashleyfeinberg: I wonder if anyone even tells him when this happens https://t.co/QLIYDKsezq
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Jan 21, 2017 11:44 PM
RT @prchovanec: I signed. You should too. https://t.co/MxykOfVTPt
Jan 21, 2017 11:43 PM
RT @SFBART: BART will offer longer trains throughout today for Inauguration-related events. More: https://t.co/Vu3SzsdZfH
Jan 21, 2017 11:32 PM
RT @SarahPinsker: #womensmarch https://t.co/ZZfiuTlVyC
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Jan 21, 2017 11:27 PM
RT @jack: All: we investigated what happened here, and we made some mistakes (which have been corrected). Some context first. https://t.co/…
Jan 21, 2017 11:27 PM
RT @12News: RIGHT NOW: Sky 12 over Women's March outside of Arizona State Capitol, WATCH HERE: https://t.co/mpnyGIpVmj https://t.co/UFCf0jl…
Jan 21, 2017 11:05 PM
RT @KING5Seattle: WATCH NOW: Protesters will march 3.6 miles from Judkins Park to Seattle Center starting at 11 a.m. #WomensMarch https://t…
Jan 21, 2017 11:05 PM
RT @SFBARTalert: 20 min delay at LAKE in DUBL, FRMT, RICH and DALY dirs due to overcrowding. Select trains will not be stopping at LAKE stn.
Jan 21, 2017 11:03 PM
RT @cathyruthi: Several thousand are marching in #Paris as part of global #WomensMarch events https://t.co/yQAyWiCrtL
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Jan 21, 2017 11:03 PM
#cakegate is actually a pretty great story...worth a read! https://t.co/c6lNUcQWBT
Jan 21, 2017 10:58 PM
@mflynnJR @CR 🤔isn't Obama the president who got Bin Laden? The article's assertions seem quite silly.
Jan 21, 2017 10:55 PM
RT @ACLU_Mass: This is democracy in action. Screenshot of @WCVB's live coverage of #BosWomensMarch: https://t.co/kuifYM90pk @JennyWCVB http…
Jan 21, 2017 10:54 PM
RT @timnelson_mpr: Thousands of people here for #WomensMarchMN. Crowd is easily 5x, maybe 10x, size of yesterday's march in Minneapolis. Pe…
Jan 21, 2017 10:53 PM
RT @clt_stories: Charlotte Just Witnessed The Largest Women’s March In City’s History https://t.co/YtdSZki7hB #WomensMarch https://t.co/sAG…
Jan 21, 2017 9:47 PM
Checked out @AnchorBrewing this morning! https://t.co/xlvL0ZMRI5
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Jan 21, 2017 6:58 PM
RT @crampell: White House site took down references to Melania's QVC jewelry lines after press reported on it. https://t.co/ojpHKUNohn
Jan 21, 2017 6:53 PM
RT @SweetRScience: Good morning ! Une horloge #Tetris via https://t.co/yBErtO4IGr, une page qui partage des trucs bidons mais aussi des g…
Jan 21, 2017 6:52 PM
A little shop work this morning. https://t.co/QmOCeLlb2l
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Jan 21, 2017 5:31 PM
RT @blakehounshell: Trump has not submitted the paperwork to relinquish control of his companies https://t.co/PREc1cSHN8
Jan 21, 2017 5:29 PM
RT @ananavarro: Trump gonna make crap up so here's the truth: empty bleachers; DC Metro ridership lowest of any inaugural; crowd at Mall 1/…
Jan 21, 2017 5:28 PM
RT @Snowden: Serious question: Is there a historic precedent for a US President's inauguration being outsized by the next day's protests?
Jan 21, 2017 5:26 PM
RT @Noelle_Phillips: Denver's women's march is on the move. https://t.co/IZEBQSxvVS
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Jan 21, 2017 5:00 PM
RT @mykalmphoto: The numbers are growing steadily here at the #WomensMarch in #indy https://t.co/1QqEWtpwDR
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Jan 21, 2017 5:00 PM
RT @GynoStar: I love this sign @SarahLerner made for the #WomensMarch. https://t.co/Wi4PixbX8z
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Jan 21, 2017 4:48 PM
RT @muckrakery: A band plays the Darth Vader theme amid a thousands-strong protest outside Trump Tower in Chicago. https://t.co/CJx1Nnw14r
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Jan 21, 2017 4:45 PM
RT @Lubchansky: it's probably a bad sign for you when twice as many people attend the Fuck You Parade than your regular parade right
Jan 21, 2017 4:44 PM
@slyphon https://t.co/nY599pD8T7
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Jan 21, 2017 4:41 PM
RT @ann_leckie: https://t.co/RFeNrBnxbJ
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Jan 21, 2017 6:41 AM
RT @anildash: Let’s make this the 1st White House petition of Trump’s administration that reaches 100,000 signatures. https://t.co/eSU9cbT9…
Jan 21, 2017 6:32 AM
RT @JosephScrimshaw: -What vibe do you want for the inauguration photo? -What if Frankenstein's monster went to the DMV and didn't understa…
Jan 21, 2017 5:20 AM
RT @Support: We are aware of the issue with migrating @POTUS followers and investigating. More soon.
Jan 21, 2017 2:12 AM
Anti-Trump protests on Market Street. https://t.co/GK5dUHrp32
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Jan 21, 2017 1:57 AM
Here's the un-shortened link: https://t.co/talR3S5zZF /cc: @USDS @WhiteHouse @mattcutts @stumpf
Jan 21, 2017 1:42 AM
👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽 hey @USDS, how do I file a bug 👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽 /cc @WhiteHouse @mattcutts @stumpf
Jan 21, 2017 1:40 AM
@mmore77777 @POTUS looks like the URL shorteners on the WH gov site are broken.
Jan 21, 2017 1:39 AM
Weird, are the @WhiteHouse URL shorteners broken? Link in my Tweet below was from the Tweet button on the petitions page, but 404s. https:/…
Jan 20, 2017 11:58 PM
Sign the petition for the release of @POTUS's full tax returns. https://t.co/eL5GDForlb
Jan 20, 2017 10:52 PM
@esm "total allegiance"...the stuff of nightmares.
Jan 20, 2017 10:32 PM
RT @sharonw: "From this day forward, it’s going to be only America first, America first." is where this speech gets really bad. https://t.c…
Jan 20, 2017 9:36 PM
RT @bubbaprog: https://t.co/dYECwneW1R
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Jan 20, 2017 7:19 PM
Nice try @finkd. Nice try. https://t.co/ZpHc88PayP
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Jan 20, 2017 5:45 PM
Power > Party > Country
Jan 20, 2017 5:33 PM
RT @kathleencodes: https://t.co/60UFj6nemO
Jan 20, 2017 5:30 PM
Apt ending to the ceremony with the traditional invocation: "Remain standing. You will be released by section...shortly." #Inauguration
Jan 20, 2017 5:28 PM
RT @jonwurster: I got excited for a few moments because I thought he was going to be arrested. https://t.co/VdT0ZO50zz
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Jan 20, 2017 5:27 PM
RT @sacca: He should've just plagiarized literally any other President's speech.
Jan 20, 2017 5:24 PM
RT @TheStalwart: Ok, now here comes the pivot.
Jan 20, 2017 5:15 PM
RT @RachelDonadio: James Baldwin: American history is longer, larger, more various, more beautiful, & more terrible than anything anyone ha…
Jan 20, 2017 5:15 PM
Jesus. "A bedrock of total allegiance!"
Jan 20, 2017 5:13 PM
RT @prchovanec: This is dark and angry speech.
Jan 20, 2017 5:12 PM
RT @TheOnion: Justice Roberts Stops In Middle Of Oath Of Office To Remind Audience This Just His Job https://t.co/YSWo6Dttj2 https://t.co/9…
Jan 20, 2017 5:12 PM
Trump trying to lower expectations by painting a grim picture of our country. Rehashing stump speeches.
Jan 20, 2017 5:07 PM
Trump foregoing inspiration and grace and going full on 2020 campaign speech. #InaugurationDay
Jan 20, 2017 5:05 PM
RT @PeteBlackburn: “DAMMIT BILL YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO BRUNCH" https://t.co/ueJSfDZaSV
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Jan 20, 2017 5:01 PM
RT @igb: Fuck this.
Jan 20, 2017 4:33 PM
@heyjoshua technically the Trisolarans do "tell it like it is" given that they cannot lie
Jan 20, 2017 4:28 PM
Paul Ryan seems to be incapable of not smirking. #InaugurationDay
Jan 20, 2017 4:21 PM
@Eigenvariable we're probably in for 40 days and 40 nights of rain. After that it's pretty much locusts 24/7.
Jan 20, 2017 4:18 PM
I keep thinking about the Swordholder transition in Cixin Liu's "Death's End". #InaugurationDay
Jan 20, 2017 4:05 PM
Obama: (waves to reporters) "Hello everybody!" Trump: (looks nervously at Obama) "hello...everybody?"
Jan 20, 2017 9:12 AM
.@pgarg got back from her business trip with some vinyl she picked up at the Seattle airport: a new Low and some classic Modest Mouse! http…
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Jan 20, 2017 6:06 AM
RT @AstroKatie: Maybe the Russia thing is nothing & Trump just wants to destroy the environment, national parks, healthcare, & diplomacy al…
Jan 20, 2017 5:57 AM
@DavidCornDC @ClaraJeffery @realDonaldTrump in all seriousness they photoshopped the White House into the background?!?
Jan 20, 2017 5:56 AM
@DavidCornDC @ClaraJeffery @realDonaldTrump gotta be a hoax...the alleged signature under the picture clearly reads "Armando Hummus".
Jan 20, 2017 5:52 AM
This hungry Dad on solo-parent patrol just found a frozen pizza in the freezer he'd totally forgotten about so maybe 2017 is gonna be OK.
Jan 20, 2017 5:36 AM
@larley https://t.co/kwM9Nlpiq1
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Jan 20, 2017 5:34 AM
@enbnt well...maybe just a line or two
Jan 20, 2017 5:25 AM
I can't stand here listening to you and your racist friend. I know politics bore you, but...
Jan 20, 2017 5:04 AM
RT @bobproehl: Hell yes, @washingtonpost, that's how you write a headline. https://t.co/d7gnvxPlVp
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Jan 20, 2017 3:29 AM
The instructions on a box of Mac 'n Cheese should require you to put on a respirator before mixing in the contents of the "cheese" packet.
Jan 19, 2017 10:38 PM
On point advice by @ROWGHANI on defining and, importantly, measuring leadership. https://t.co/we16Xwgc4G
Jan 19, 2017 10:14 PM
RT @marannelson: An ode to American Regret, brought to you by Google. https://t.co/1VebBSm6IX
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Jan 19, 2017 10:12 PM
An ignorant, uneducated, posturing, and, make no mistake, *incredibly dangerous* fool. https://t.co/jpMLiHDmJK
Jan 19, 2017 9:45 PM
“The Corporation for Public Broadcasting would be privatized, while the NEA would be eliminated entirely.” https://t.co/QYDzQW0hNr
Jan 19, 2017 9:43 PM
RT @hyperallergic: Trump Team Plans to Eliminate National Endowments for the Arts and Humanities https://t.co/Y5nl71JfNw
Jan 19, 2017 8:38 PM
@whitcomb_julie @mkdubbya @Perixan7 look who I ran into at the @twoffice this afternoon! https://t.co/Ir6fqyVH9B
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Jan 19, 2017 3:47 PM
RT @stumpf: Seriously: think about lending a hand. You know who you are. Even just 3 months could make a big impact. https://t.co/g1Bx63iDZl
Jan 19, 2017 3:43 PM
Shout out to @stumpf, @mattcutts, and the many others starting or continuing their service at the @USDS at a difficult and uncertain time.
Jan 19, 2017 3:33 PM
As far as press secretaries go, @seanspicer seems pretty angry.
Jan 19, 2017 7:12 AM
RT @caitie: Distributed Systems PSA: your regular reminder that the operational cost of a system should be included & considered when desig…
Jan 19, 2017 6:57 AM
RT @burritojustice: from a late 90s internal tech conference: Oracle/Sun “cross-training” shoes https://t.co/9d2EdriLgP
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Jan 19, 2017 5:12 AM
RT @jencotton: I wrote some practical tips for helping with inclusion & diversity based on my experience w/@Design's @WomenUX group https:/…
Jan 19, 2017 4:05 AM
@soozinbird they had him hold an actual Sharpie™ They aren't even trying anymore. https://t.co/Uf2wkoTsSk
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Jan 19, 2017 3:23 AM
@dickc @slyphon @realDonaldTrump s/pen/Sharpie™
Jan 19, 2017 1:31 AM
RT @NYTimesWordplay: Tonight's puzzle and its timing relative to a certain event is a masterstroke of brilliance. Don't miss it.
Jan 19, 2017 1:23 AM
RT @JohnDingell: Trump's cabinet picks appear to be interested in their respective departments in the same way that kamikaze pilots are int…
Jan 19, 2017 1:20 AM
RT @sfpublicworks: Rockslide Threat Prompts Temporary Closure of O’Shaughnessy Boulevard https://t.co/hf9OzjDjhD https://t.co/yo9bNOL7yD
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Jan 18, 2017 10:55 PM
Pretty sure that's @stumpf in the back row (second in!). https://t.co/FCTANzEUxm
Jan 18, 2017 10:47 PM
RT @gln: This is amazing (H/T to @origiful for pointing it out. https://t.co/jF2jILYyLU
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Jan 18, 2017 10:35 PM
RT @timgostony: Obama should resign a day early to make Biden the 45th President just to ruin all of Trump's merchandise
Jan 18, 2017 9:51 PM
... https://t.co/JqTU2Mk6lO
Jan 18, 2017 6:51 PM
@dschonbe yeah, even of he writes the script himself, no way he sticks to it...will be one for the history books at least
Jan 18, 2017 5:35 PM
First inaugural address written entirely with a Sharpie™? https://t.co/KlmFiPQypP
Jan 18, 2017 5:10 PM
@jessamyn @baratunde how far down the line of Presidential succession is the Librarian of Congress?
Jan 18, 2017 2:48 PM
...was...was that a "#ThanksObama" pun? https://t.co/8rjIR3XkLA
Jan 18, 2017 12:58 PM
Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a trade war with China"
Jan 18, 2017 12:51 PM
The PEOTUS Laureate. https://t.co/yRsxxn03w9
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Jan 18, 2017 10:48 AM
RT @michaelkbusch: Takeaway from tonight's #DeVosHearing: it's harder becoming a certified public school teacher than it is to become Secre…
Jan 18, 2017 3:34 AM
@judell in all seriousness, isn't this what business consultants are supposed to do?
Jan 18, 2017 3:31 AM
RT @Yamiche: Tim Kaine: You and your children have never attended a public school, correct? Betsy DeVos: Correct.
Jan 18, 2017 3:12 AM
RT @jpederse: Excited to announce that I’m joining @jack and the @twitter team this month to work on machine learning, data science, and al…
Jan 18, 2017 3:02 AM
@jimcarrig @Caltrain "on track" 🙌🏼
Jan 18, 2017 12:27 AM
Trump expected to break from convention and create "Word-Salad Chef Laureate" role in lieu of the traditional consulting Poet appointment.
Jan 18, 2017 12:06 AM
@dakami "...and then the Sun was like 'Oh yeah, here's some NetBeans™ mother*****s!'"
Jan 17, 2017 9:47 PM
@ClaraJeffery It was TV shows that got us into this mess, wasn't it?
Jan 17, 2017 9:07 PM
@keeth @thermistor @doriantaylor maybe with less slides this time?
Jan 17, 2017 3:40 PM
@lmc @burritojustice @SFist yeah, yeah, anyway let's just take a moment to appreciate the stunning beauty and brutalism of Glen Park Station
Jan 17, 2017 3:35 PM
RT @AlecMacGillis: Wisconsin's considering selling naming rights to its state parks after GOP-led legislature cut all taxpayer support. htt…
Jan 17, 2017 3:23 PM
RT @zeynep: LOL every panel at EWR. https://t.co/vwhawAazzy
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Jan 17, 2017 3:10 PM
RT @Pinboard: Anything worth doing is worth doing in a panic at the last possible minute
Jan 17, 2017 4:58 AM
RT @chrislhayes: This has to be read to be believed. https://t.co/f72dA1YB9d
Jan 17, 2017 4:38 AM
RT @ChaseMit: The guy who ran for president on his ability to make and close deals could not successfully book a Bruce Springsteen cover ba…
Jan 17, 2017 4:37 AM
RT @pourmecoffee: Springsteen Cover Band Clarifies Commitment To NATO
Jan 17, 2017 2:18 AM
RT @brendohare: Every Saturday night the President watches 90 minutes of sketch comedy without laughing and then goes to bed
Jan 17, 2017 2:11 AM
We're only a salt-shaker half-full of cocaine and an ether-soaked towel away from "Fear and Loathing in The White House." https://t.co/HK8j…
Jan 17, 2017 1:28 AM
@skilldrick 100% organic, gluten-free theremin
Jan 17, 2017 1:27 AM
RT @WordMercenary: Since Rob Schneider said something dumb now is a good time to remember when Roger Ebert hit him with the greatest critic…
Jan 16, 2017 6:43 AM
RT @digiphile: In 5 days, I expect @BarackObama will take back his Twitter account from @ofa. 80.5 million followers. 4x Trump's reach, for…
Jan 16, 2017 6:02 AM
@HiveTheory @shinypb just wait until daycare and the puking on <%=parent%> starts.
Jan 16, 2017 5:58 AM
@micheal https://t.co/0PWEip0jgb
Jan 16, 2017 5:51 AM
@micheal I highly recommend the McAloo™ Tiki.
Jan 16, 2017 5:48 AM
@sharonw I voted for "I'd campaign against him" but... https://t.co/Hi8QIX0wrx
Jan 16, 2017 5:45 AM
@whitloves @micheal @Uber https://t.co/6FXA8K9yXH ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jan 15, 2017 11:56 PM
@miguelrios #GoPackGo
Jan 15, 2017 9:14 PM
RT @kenradio: Check out this dashcam video of a flash flood in Northern California on highway 23 https://t.co/BREqC9CVCz
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Jan 15, 2017 7:41 PM
@chicaguerrera @realDonaldTrump @NMAAHC but if he's going to try and understand the people of this nation, he's gotta start somewhere.
Jan 15, 2017 7:40 PM
@chicaguerrera @realDonaldTrump @NMAAHC fair point
Jan 15, 2017 7:06 PM
@realDonaldTrump You are not exactly helping. I'd advise you to resolve your "scheduling conflict" and visit the @NMAAHC this weekend.
Jan 15, 2017 4:50 PM
RT @Interior: RT to spread the word! All public lands are free on Monday for #MLKDay https://t.co/e4hm5b7jMt
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Jan 15, 2017 12:34 AM
RT @kimmaicutler: Whaaaaaaaaaaa? https://t.co/t93eKRGtQ5
Jan 15, 2017 12:28 AM
@kimmaicutler @politico I'm exhausted just imagining dealing w/ Trump at a nat'l level while having to fight off a Thiel campaign locally
Jan 15, 2017 12:26 AM
@kimmaicutler @politico these distraction narratives get old but this seems like a way for Thiel to sideline a progressive state for a year
Jan 14, 2017 10:01 PM
@xor this one is a hidden gem https://t.co/LBXhRRHNg6
Jan 14, 2017 9:57 PM
@xor Understand.
Jan 14, 2017 9:19 PM
RT @POTUS: That is out of this world. Thanks, @NASA. https://t.co/R8CSjAwt2E
Jan 14, 2017 8:54 PM
@SteveKingIA did...did you make that yourself?
Jan 14, 2017 8:41 PM
RT @Wwm_Shakespeare: he’s a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality
Jan 14, 2017 3:56 PM
@GalaxyKate @paulg @inconvergent @jag_pag that sounds pretty awesome! Is there another link to the project? That preso is behind a paywall.
Jan 14, 2017 3:46 PM
RT @peterdaou: As the first black POTUS leaves office with honor, a new president supported by white nationalists fights with John Lewis on…
Jan 14, 2017 3:45 PM
@paulg @inconvergent more like "twitter bots generated by genetic algorithms creating art in 140 characters or attached images as a service"
Jan 14, 2017 2:57 PM
RT @tinyspires: https://t.co/SY2MbZdaC4
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Jan 14, 2017 6:05 AM
I keep laughing at this tweet. Then I remember these idiots are in charge so I stop laughing. Then I read the tweet and I start laughing.…
Jan 14, 2017 5:51 AM
@SteveKingIA https://t.co/K7eFw2msLK
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Jan 14, 2017 5:42 AM
The shocked agent asks what the act is called, and the proud answer (sometimes delivered with a flourish) is: "The Contrarians!" https://t.…
Jan 14, 2017 5:26 AM
RT @gwinizhdu: "Congratulations! Your first AT&T Wireless Bill is Now Available on Video." 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥BURN IT ALL 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥BURN EVERYTHING 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Jan 13, 2017 5:50 PM
RT @laurenduca: The only thing that can heal this excruciating partisan divide is a single-camera sitcom titled "Everybody Hates Comey"
Jan 13, 2017 5:42 PM
@enbnt yup, I agree with seeking a competitive advantage by finding unconventional truth. Thiel's approach "works" if you get lucky early.
Jan 13, 2017 4:27 PM
As Donald Trump awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself compelled to tweet some crazy shit.
Jan 13, 2017 4:17 PM
RT @anyharder: I want to see @realDonaldTrump's tax returns.
Jan 13, 2017 4:09 PM
RT @micheal: Known @magnachef for years - Super helpful, knowledgeable & fantastic to work with -- Position is in Buffalo, New York! DM if…
Jan 13, 2017 4:08 PM
RT @laurenduca: People are always talking about leaving Twitter, but what I want to know is how to leave *email*
Jan 13, 2017 4:07 PM
@Factual_Crap 🤔 I feel stupid arguing with a trollbot, but hating on small business owners like @superchunk is what's wrong with Trump's USA
Jan 13, 2017 6:21 AM
@soozinbird no, but it is my spirit animal
Jan 13, 2017 6:13 AM
Thiel's formulaic contrarianism is the one of the worst forms of intellectual laziness. https://t.co/zCqTYXmLyA
Jan 13, 2017 6:06 AM
RT @SFPort: Some slo motion video shots of #KingTides creeping through the Embarcadero roadway! https://t.co/xsAe7YNOLH
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Jan 13, 2017 5:54 AM
@shargan it boggles the mind and troubles the soul.
Jan 13, 2017 4:48 AM
@zygen pretty much 😭
Jan 13, 2017 4:38 AM
@TonyPrintezis and *so* many others I'm assuming...gonna guess that his administration sets a record for awards, dispensations, waivers, etc
Jan 13, 2017 4:19 AM
Trump will cheapen and corrupt every symbol of national pride and honor.
Jan 13, 2017 4:02 AM
Inspiring to see @POTUS award the Presidential Medal of Freedom to @VP. Terrifying to contemplate who @realDonaldTrump will award it to.
Jan 13, 2017 3:52 AM
RT @srw: The person Trump hired to advise on cybersecurity can't even secure his own company's website. You couldn't make this shit up! 😩 h…
Jan 13, 2017 3:26 AM
@lowd macro kitchen > micro kitchen
Jan 13, 2017 1:21 AM
... https://t.co/KYUb4TuY5T
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Jan 13, 2017 12:52 AM
@stumpf looking sharp! You should pick up some Twitter lapel pins for that suit. :-) https://t.co/fLkTjccChf
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Jan 13, 2017 12:02 AM
and people say I'm hard to shop for... https://t.co/K26CFIgkZ5
Jan 12, 2017 11:18 PM
RT @mviser: In True Detective, Season 3, two former partners — brothers, really — reconnect to try and solve an unlikely problem they never…
Jan 12, 2017 9:56 PM
Interesting write-up by @flickr on large-scale storage optimization. https://t.co/2xkgrHjXbR
Jan 12, 2017 9:00 PM
First track off the @steadycraig album is 💯. Elvis Costello, Bell & Sebastian, Fleetwood Mac & (natch) THS vibes. https://t.co/pz18edVdRd
Jan 12, 2017 8:33 PM
@bobbyhundreds @jhamlett wow
Jan 12, 2017 8:09 PM
Uh oh..."Tim Miller" is trending on Twitter right now. https://t.co/c5A4aKt440
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Jan 12, 2017 7:59 PM
RT @borzou: Wow, entire exchange between Trump & @Acosta playing on Turkish radio, translated. Won't help when US decries other nations on…
Jan 12, 2017 7:55 PM
@lowd Lapsang Souchong > English Breakfast
Jan 12, 2017 7:51 PM
RT @Buncahn: What a fucking shitty time to have critical thinking skills
Jan 12, 2017 6:48 PM
@pashk 🤔
Jan 12, 2017 6:30 PM
@seanspicer Sean?
Jan 12, 2017 6:26 PM
@skamille @normanmaurer Srsly! Nothing better than arguments at 3AM over the relative merits of each other's @pagerduty escalation policies!
Jan 12, 2017 6:00 AM
@mmihic I just want to bobble my way out of this era.
Jan 12, 2017 5:35 AM
Fuck self-driving cars...our best and brightest should be 100% focused on making Vernor Vinge bobble tech generally available.
Jan 12, 2017 5:31 AM
The filing technique of @MorganLewisLaw is unstoppable. https://t.co/AILizbVSPr
Jan 12, 2017 4:39 AM
@dreamjar there's one like every 20ft in the @twoffice
Jan 12, 2017 4:38 AM
@realDonaldTrump why the fuck is "News Conference" title-cased. Also, it's called a "*press* conference". C'mon man. /cc: @seanspicer
Jan 12, 2017 4:29 AM
@realDonaldTrump @zhu_amy3 tbh it seems like it's less "Morning in America" as much as it's the "Long, Dark, Teatime of the Soul in America"
Jan 12, 2017 4:12 AM
@realDonaldTrump this is no way to run an administration, let alone a press conference /cc: @seanspicer
Jan 12, 2017 3:52 AM
@seanspicer can you comment on wether or not the paper in the folders at this morning's press conference were blank or not?
Jan 12, 2017 3:50 AM
RT @GeorgeTakei: In all seriousness, if Trump has been compromised by Russia, whatever dirt they have, we need a full and independent inves…
Jan 12, 2017 3:50 AM
@seanspicer how else can we hold Mr. Trump accountable? Please, let's have some respect for the American people and our free press!
Jan 12, 2017 3:46 AM
RT @jevon: A friendly reminder from 🇨🇦: just when you think "there is no way there is video of him smoking crack..."
Jan 12, 2017 3:23 AM
@RepMoBrooks his record on *opposing* civil rights makes it clear that he is not qualified for the position of Attorney General.
Jan 12, 2017 3:16 AM
RT @pourmecoffee: Breaking: 70-year-old man with unbroken string of consistent behavior will not change when granted unimaginable power.
Jan 12, 2017 1:38 AM
RT @joshmillard: “How do you sleep at night?” “On a bed made of blank sheets of paper that I claim document my legal disentanglement from…
Jan 12, 2017 1:32 AM
This BART train car smells suspiciously OK.
Jan 11, 2017 8:05 PM
RT @laurenduca: Granting control to his sons is the ethical equivalent of a hand shake. It wouldn't be sufficient for the most trustworthy…
Jan 11, 2017 8:05 PM
RT @laurenduca: Trump's press conference was supposed to focus on his conflicts of interest. The steps outlined do not substantively addres…
Jan 11, 2017 7:20 PM
RT @esten: It's all the irony in the air spontaneously combusting. That shit is volatile, you really gotta watch it. https://t.co/5AEZJAKiPt
Jan 11, 2017 7:02 PM
By day: purchaser of luxury goods from SkyMall™ catalogs. By night: President-elect of the USA. From 6 to 6:30 AM EST: unhinged tweeter.
Jan 11, 2017 4:46 PM
We are about to be fucking plundered.
Jan 11, 2017 4:43 PM
"Please direct any more questions you have to this pile of papers and folders."
Jan 11, 2017 4:42 PM
RT @benwinston: I think I preferred him on twitter
Jan 11, 2017 4:41 PM
RT @midwesttgs: I am so confused by what just happened at the #TrumpPressConference. He took three questions and then put a lawyer on the s…
Jan 11, 2017 4:39 PM
Uh...was that it? No more questions?
Jan 11, 2017 4:37 PM
RT @peterseibel: Is it too early to start drinking?
Jan 11, 2017 4:32 PM
RT @oneLOUDERash: NIXON: No way can you pull off a more scandal-ridden presidency than I did. TRUMP: Hold my beer. NIXON: Wait this isn’t…
Jan 11, 2017 4:24 PM
This wraps up my live blogging of this event.
Jan 11, 2017 4:23 PM
Now he's just rambling about car companies and pharma and planes.
Jan 11, 2017 4:21 PM
Trump going after the intelligence agencies hard in the opening remarks.
Jan 11, 2017 4:17 PM
RT @leahmcelrath: Remember: Trump's last press conference was on July 27th, and he asked Russia to hack a former U.S. Secy of State. http…
Jan 11, 2017 4:02 PM
@realDonaldTrump ok, ok...I'll ask...why does the word "movement" have quotes around it in your tweet?
Jan 11, 2017 3:58 PM
@crankymate as Joel Hynoski awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a ...
Jan 11, 2017 3:49 PM
RT @ftrain: Wow I had the craziest dream.
Jan 11, 2017 7:29 AM
Oh hey there thunder and lightning!
Jan 11, 2017 5:38 AM
RT @twinpeaks_sf: Even the almighty J was foiled this evening. https://t.co/fkZhAhnJKR
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Jan 11, 2017 5:37 AM
@shinypb a probably unintentional (but awesome) feature is that it does not recognize the voices of three-year-olds.
Jan 11, 2017 5:20 AM
RT @mattdpearce: That Trump news conference tomorrow is really gonna be something, if it happens.
Jan 11, 2017 5:18 AM
RT @Lons: Tinkle Tailor Soldier Spy
Jan 11, 2017 5:13 AM
RT @abc7newsbayarea: #BREAKING: Mandatory evacuation ordered for #SanAnselmo due to severe weather. https://t.co/96Lo57vskg
Jan 11, 2017 5:11 AM
RT @dieworkwear: Obama: Alright, goodnight Everyone: Ok. You hang up first. Obama: Ok, bye. Everyone: .... You still there?
Jan 11, 2017 4:06 AM
RT @SF_emergency: Southbound on O’Shaughnessy between Portola and Malta is closed overnight due to a potential rockslide. Northbound http…
Jan 11, 2017 4:01 AM
RT @rcalo: I hear the Russians have footage of Obama playing basketball and fixing the economy.
Jan 11, 2017 3:56 AM
RT @AstroKatie: Obama: "My fellow Americans" Trump: "My many enemies"
Jan 11, 2017 3:53 AM
@jennydeluxe it's George Saunders's world, we're just living in it
Jan 11, 2017 3:49 AM
RT @evboogie: biden-finger-gun.gif
Jan 11, 2017 3:38 AM
RT @NPR: The unverified document describes a years-long, concerted effort by Putin to cultivate a relationship with Trump, who called it "f…
Jan 11, 2017 3:35 AM
RT @sogrady: of all PEOTUS’ horrific appointments, this would kill people the fastest. and by people, i mean kids: https://t.co/W1CuL15BIC
Jan 11, 2017 3:30 AM
RT @palaceofposey: "Don't let the golden showers distract you from the treason" is a thing we are now saying about our soon-to-be president.
Jan 11, 2017 3:30 AM
RT @LOLGOP: It's very important to give a guy who spent 5 years living off the fumes of birtherism the benefit of the doubt.
Jan 11, 2017 3:25 AM
RT @BAKKOOONN: good thing there arent thousands of images of him surrounded by his favorite color, golden yellow https://t.co/QiyaoADvJT
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Jan 11, 2017 3:22 AM
RT @chillhartman: welp, this feels warranted. https://t.co/Aht8C61EE6
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Jan 11, 2017 2:08 AM
Reports of a mini-mudslide on O'Shaughnessy.
Jan 11, 2017 2:05 AM
@ktopenn @SFBART 😬
Jan 11, 2017 1:36 AM
RT @SFBARTalert: Major delay system wide between BALB and DALY on DALY line due to obstruction.
Jan 11, 2017 1:36 AM
RT @HazelzWorld: Down tree in tracks RT @igb: Trains headed in the direction of SFO from East Bay or Downtown are not going past 24th St. @…
Jan 11, 2017 1:35 AM
.@SFBART or at least that's what the PA seems to be saying. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jan 11, 2017 1:33 AM
Trains headed in the direction of SFO from East Bay or Downtown are not going past 24th St. @SFBART
Jan 11, 2017 1:25 AM
RT @saraspot: This hashtag should really be #goldengate you guys
Jan 11, 2017 1:16 AM
RT @sarahjeong: OH: "This makes Berlusconi look like Merkel."
Jan 10, 2017 11:21 PM
RT @NYTimesWordplay: Want to ask #crosswords editor @Will_Shortz a question? Submit them here for a @timesinsider event on 2/7! https://t.c…
Jan 10, 2017 6:22 PM
RT @melvillehouse: print book sales are up for the third year in a row sit down, haters https://t.co/nsyrVQkrZI
Jan 10, 2017 6:00 PM
@dschonbe i thought the @-handle would kind of throw off the rhythm of the tweet. /cc @SFBART
Jan 10, 2017 4:28 PM
RT @SFBARTalert: 10 min delay system wide due to wet weather conditions.
Jan 10, 2017 3:51 PM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Calm down, everyone. Jeff Sessions was only too racist for ONE state, not for the entire United States.
Jan 10, 2017 3:55 AM
RT @DataPointed: @burritojustice @jef_poskanzer @brockwinstead Altaba Californiaba
Jan 10, 2017 3:44 AM
RT @jk_rowling: When a pleasure becomes a duty. https://t.co/TZSpmbrtc2
Jan 10, 2017 1:56 AM
A BART funk so intense we had to get off at Montgomery and wait for the next train.
Jan 9, 2017 10:54 PM
@heyjoshua it is getting worse, I think
Jan 9, 2017 10:50 PM
@heyjoshua are we doing that now?
Jan 9, 2017 10:48 PM
@44 what idiot called it "Finder for AirPods" and not "WherePods"?
Jan 9, 2017 6:05 PM
The key to that cypher is obviously related to the profoundly incorrect "ellipses" usage. I mean 7 periods?!?! WTF?! https://t.co/TKqBewldmy
Jan 9, 2017 6:00 PM
The only explanation for all the crazy @realDonaldTrump tweets is he's using some sort of cypher to message his Russian handlers via Twitter
Jan 9, 2017 5:55 PM
@micheal "Finally, after four years at Twitter — I flew the coup." Flew the coop, Micheal...flew the *coop*. https://t.co/oEiC8gd3qs
Jan 9, 2017 5:25 AM
RT @SFGate: CHP: Giant tree shuts down southbound I-280 on Peninsula https://t.co/goaa9xUaag https://t.co/s9BGppw95a
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Jan 9, 2017 5:23 AM
RT @lizwiggi: @TwitterData @igb Cheers to Meryl Streep for her articulate, impassioned plea.
Jan 9, 2017 5:13 AM
@flyankeesfan01 @benshapiro it's the hazard of being a large, diverse nation with a fed'l government tasked with supporting the greater good
Jan 9, 2017 5:08 AM
@flyankeesfan01 @benshapiro we all pay for things we don't like: salaries of state dept. officials, military contracts, nat'l parks, roads
Jan 9, 2017 5:02 AM
@benshapiro not sure I see where doctors and medical staff are conscripted into providing free care here. 🤔
Jan 9, 2017 4:02 AM
RT @realDonaldTrump: How is ABC Television allowed to have a show entitled "Blackish"? Can you imagine the furor of a show, "Whiteish"! Rac…
Jan 9, 2017 3:58 AM
RT @PhilipRucker: Trump's tweets can no longer be dismissed as there he goes again. Now he moves markets, stokes anxiety, alters plans http…
Jan 9, 2017 2:34 AM
RT @TwitterData: Top Tweeted-about looks from the #GoldenGlobes red carpet: 1. Lily Collins 2. Issa Rae 3. Natalie Portman 4. Emma Stone 5.…
Jan 9, 2017 2:23 AM
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Jan 9, 2017 12:39 AM
#OnWisconsin #GBvsNYG
Jan 8, 2017 11:11 PM
RT @NWSReno: Truckee River at Truckee has officially hit flood stage. Stay away from the river. https://t.co/LAhOZkOxKG
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Jan 8, 2017 10:49 PM
RT @TessaRuid: The beer is freezing at Lambeau, folks. 🍻 #NYGvsGB #GoPackGo https://t.co/9zNu1Yoow4
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Jan 8, 2017 10:49 PM
RT @jswatz: Plagiarism used to be a never-work-again offense but it's become the sort of thing people weakly apologize for and its forgotte…
Jan 8, 2017 10:47 PM
Current rainy-day arts & crafts status. https://t.co/sEySRfQ239
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Jan 8, 2017 9:12 PM
RT @Mikel_Jollett: Instagram: My life is a party. Snapchat: My life is a quirky tv show Facebook: My life turned out great! Twitter: We'…
Jan 8, 2017 8:02 PM
RT @rabihalameddine: درج المعرفة في جامعة البلمند Balamand University, Lebanon https://t.co/M2to6wCdaE
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Jan 8, 2017 7:15 PM
RT @NBengtsson10: @SFBART heads up on a bunch of water spewing out at Embarcadero https://t.co/ylQRmms0cf
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Jan 8, 2017 7:14 PM
RT @DaveBastian: https://t.co/89CpHmSY2a
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Jan 8, 2017 7:09 PM
RT @CornellBarnard: Flooding on SF Embarcadero, lanes closed. #ABC7now #StormWatch https://t.co/eQeJ4YU0Um
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Jan 8, 2017 6:40 AM
@moonpolysoft Perl 6: The Rise of DevOps
Jan 8, 2017 5:38 AM
@0xcdc it's scary AF TBH
Jan 8, 2017 4:01 AM
RT @micheal: Well written piece on Trump's rise to power by drawing parallels with Bombay's Bal Thackerey (thx rene for sharing) https://t.…
Jan 8, 2017 3:52 AM
RT @prchovanec: I am neither embarrassed, nor am I a Democrat. I am alarmed you're in such total denial. https://t.co/CjrTyX67Mu
Jan 8, 2017 3:48 AM
RT @GeorgeTakei: Trump had better stop tweeting like a madman, or he'll earn himself a nickname. Perhaps..."Twitler"
Jan 8, 2017 3:39 AM
RT @laurenduca: Have you tried Twitter https://t.co/subLlAdUzm
Jan 8, 2017 1:25 AM
Welp, there's your problem. https://t.co/2SYOAuV8NQ
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Jan 8, 2017 1:10 AM
Current router status. https://t.co/5u1jHWjgpt
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Jan 7, 2017 11:46 PM
Despite this act of genuflection by Trump to the publishers of @TeenVogue, I'm confident they'll continue with their exceptional journalism…
Jan 7, 2017 11:12 PM
RT @OfficeGovEthics: Financial disclosure is a key part of the #confirmation process for Presidential appointees, which means it's also key…
Jan 7, 2017 4:02 PM
@realDonaldTrump why is the word "stupid" in quotes? Why are there *five* periods in your Tweet-terminating ellipses?
Jan 7, 2017 3:04 AM
Savage toddler headbutt to the larynx nearly took this Dad out.
Jan 7, 2017 2:38 AM
RT @justkelly_ok: How come WikiLeaks hasn't posted names, addresses, financial info of their own task force members, for transparency?
Jan 7, 2017 12:38 AM
RT @sfpublicworks: STORM PREP: We have free sandbags for #SF residents at our Operations Yard, Marin St./Kansas St., 8 am.- 2 pm., today, S…
Jan 7, 2017 12:36 AM
RT @daveweigel: Wait, now you're against... leaks? https://t.co/F9sQu59LYX
Jan 7, 2017 12:36 AM
RT @THR: Carrie Fisher's urn is a huge Prozac pill https://t.co/l9ns7qKcmz https://t.co/0xbB7rVze2
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Jan 7, 2017 12:34 AM
@larley I can...but I am going to need a budget of around $300,000,000 and *complete* artistic control.
Jan 7, 2017 12:31 AM
RT @rsarver: Twitter era of politics https://t.co/Uuix56emNz
Jan 7, 2017 12:31 AM
RT @VicenteFoxQue: TRUMP, when will you understand that I am not paying for that fucken wall. Be clear with US tax payers. They will pay f…
Jan 6, 2017 11:47 PM
@gln you picked up the "Three-Body Problem" trilogy yet?
Jan 6, 2017 9:45 PM
@heyjoshua I see what you did there
Jan 6, 2017 9:43 PM
@heyjoshua holy shit it sort of was! https://t.co/a8e43Q5lhq
Jan 6, 2017 9:41 PM
@heyjoshua I thought it was a page of dialog from Beckett's "En attendant Godot".
Jan 6, 2017 8:57 PM
When they finally remove the alert() function it'll pretty much be game over for me.
Jan 6, 2017 8:52 PM
All the JavaScript I used to know is now deprecated.
Jan 6, 2017 7:53 PM
The spreadsheet industry hasn't been this ripe for disruption since the pre-VisiCalc days.
Jan 6, 2017 7:28 PM
@ChrisThalinger @MakingtheDrop @GrindTV Tofino (B.C.) is on my bucket list.
Jan 6, 2017 7:34 AM
The special effects in "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier" are pretty low budget, even by 1989 standards.
Jan 6, 2017 6:42 AM
@jem_nz @gargvik https://t.co/WPIN9rJn6i
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Jan 6, 2017 6:40 AM
RT @jem_nz: If you’ve got a recent iPhone, push hard on the keyboard and it turns into a trackpad. My favorite Force Touch feature for sure.
Jan 6, 2017 5:28 AM
@hhuang :-( It was a pleasure working with you. I'm quite excited to see what you accomplish next. Best of luck Hao!
Jan 6, 2017 4:22 AM
@gln #norovirus season
Jan 6, 2017 1:40 AM
Trains seem to be moving again.
Jan 6, 2017 1:37 AM
BART delay. Trains stopped. Police activity at Powell. "Someone behaving badly."
Jan 6, 2017 1:16 AM
RT @ArunChaud: 8 years ago we moved to Washington DC on a plane lent to the President-elect by Dick Cheney. I got the whole video posted on…
Jan 6, 2017 12:45 AM
Sigh. https://t.co/bebW7fngzN
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Jan 5, 2017 11:52 PM
RT @b0rk: TIL twitter renders quote tweets like "julia retweeted bob."... "julia added..." for screen readers. (clicked "view source" on my…
Jan 5, 2017 11:50 PM
RT @JDiamond1: Wow. Former CIA director James Woolsey splits with Trump transition: https://t.co/6C2KXHeUz4
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Jan 5, 2017 6:05 PM
RT @AnthonyMKreis: The New Yorker is on fire this week. https://t.co/0VRshbLsNW
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Jan 5, 2017 7:35 AM
"one-forth" https://t.co/ZaIOMz7oMZ
Jan 5, 2017 3:41 AM
@sacca "...the aristocrats!"
Jan 5, 2017 3:03 AM
RT @sfchronicle: Man stuck between #BART trains, causes major delays https://t.co/ZjedivlDQi via @michael_bodley https://t.co/q7mZGr4gf5
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Jan 5, 2017 2:59 AM
RT @vine: Update - the Vine app will become the Vine Camera on Jan 17. Please download your Vines before then! More here: https://t.co/zrE1…
Jan 5, 2017 2:57 AM
@endlessglobal @blandford neat! Is this what you are working on these days?
Jan 5, 2017 2:36 AM
RT @tamarshmallows: Medium folks: I'm so sorry. There's space for you to help build great creation tools here at Tumblr NYC. DM me.
Jan 5, 2017 1:03 AM
RT @realDonaldTrump: My Twitter has been seriously hacked--- and we are looking for the perpetrators.
Jan 5, 2017 12:31 AM
RT @AudubonCA: This might be the worst attack on Central Valley #birds that we've seen yet: https://t.co/1pyj1hq8Xs https://t.co/tkbStYRGxH
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Jan 4, 2017 9:14 PM
When providing anonymous feedback at work I always take care to use idiomatic New Zealand phrases and make lots of sheep jokes. /cc @ndwns
Jan 4, 2017 9:06 PM
RT @john_overholt: YOU, ALL RIGHT? I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU! https://t.co/0yZMdO71Ll
Jan 4, 2017 9:02 PM
TIL: you can check out a giant cardboard edition of any tweet from the Library of Congress. https://t.co/qmWSb7WXhG
Jan 4, 2017 6:30 PM
@jeffseibert fwiw the giant double-decker bus that fucks up traffic in my neighborhood every morning seems to prefer "MTV".
Jan 4, 2017 7:47 AM
RT @shellen: Idea: Audible but we print out the audio on paper.
Jan 4, 2017 6:24 AM
@BenedictEvans multiple exit options? Smart pitch.
Jan 4, 2017 6:16 AM
RT @CulturedRuffian: Maybe I'm not addicted to my phone, maybe I'm addicted to not interacting with other people.
Jan 4, 2017 4:04 AM
@AGoldmund I dunno, my guess is year after year of Eurovision has left them dead inside. A torrent of sex packets couldn't flip their wigs.
Jan 4, 2017 1:23 AM
RT @ProPublica: Republicans just approved new rules fining members who use their phones to broadcast protests from the House floor https://…
Jan 3, 2017 9:20 PM
@gpapilion my people are on it https://t.co/O1OvYtZYeS
Jan 3, 2017 4:56 PM
RT @NeinQuarterly: This machine normalizes fascists.
Jan 3, 2017 8:08 AM
Organizing the library this evening and came across these books. RIP John Berger. https://t.co/z9byBhTAOe
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Jan 3, 2017 6:35 AM
@micheal all kidding aside, congrats to @PinterestEng on a great hire!
Jan 3, 2017 6:13 AM
@micheal @TwitterEng i feel like you weren't listening to *anything* I was saying during our 1:1s. Sigh.
Jan 3, 2017 6:09 AM
@micheal on behalf of the best, the feeling was, for the most part, mutual. https://t.co/B3x3c0TICN
Jan 3, 2017 5:29 AM
@gargvik @pgarg relevant to your interests https://t.co/FLGrtJSh3a
Jan 3, 2017 5:27 AM
RT @jasoncparrish: This is just like when Dems had control in 09-10 and they used it to *squints at cue cards* give people healthcare. http…
Jan 3, 2017 5:26 AM
RT @nytimes: Breaking News: House Republicans voted to gut the congressional ethics office, set up after corruption scandals https://t.co/A…
Jan 3, 2017 4:05 AM
RT @EricLiptonNYT: Amendment to Rules, by Chairman Judiciary Comm, would Gut Office Congressional Ethics. Attached (Please cite source) htt…
Jan 3, 2017 3:13 AM
On January 20th @realDonaldTrump will be sworn into office, his left hand on the family bible: a 1993 catalog from The Sharper Image®.
Jan 3, 2017 2:46 AM
@gpapilion @Safeway just a couple food riot practice drills this afternoon in preparation for life under the coming administration.
Jan 2, 2017 6:57 PM
Wake up sheeple! This Trump guy is clearly just a puppet of the homing/carrier pigeon industrial complex! https://t.co/zD8vLTw2Sg
Jan 2, 2017 6:50 PM
RT @NightValeRadio: Follow your heart. It's in a cooler in the back of that van up ahead. Step on it. They're getting away.
Jan 2, 2017 5:20 AM
RT @pourmecoffee: We had a chance to kill "cyber" as a prefix, and we let it live. Now it's here to stay and each and every one of us has t…
Jan 2, 2017 2:19 AM
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Jan 1, 2017 8:01 AM
Happy New Year!!! (Or at least let's all just try to avoid global thermonuclear war!)