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Apr 30, 2017 10:52 PM
#GlenParkFestival https://t.co/2BZQksQBkP
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Apr 30, 2017 7:32 PM
Dear followers, apologies in advance for all the birds yer gonna see in my timeline from now on. California scrub jay enjoys the weather.…
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Apr 30, 2017 6:01 PM
Love the new camera (D500)! Not that different than the D50 but the WiFi/Bluetooth makes tweeting photos 💯 House finch chilling this AM. h…
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Apr 30, 2017 1:57 PM
@ThomasKunjappu @davidwbt Oui, c'était @Confluence.
Apr 30, 2017 5:16 AM
@arrdem @marsanfra https://t.co/15y20r6ikS
Apr 30, 2017 5:11 AM
@marsanfra According to your neighbors, 10PM is a little late to get started with the Sawzall.
Apr 30, 2017 4:11 AM
RT @prchovanec: As important as the relationship is, this is uncalled for. It will be taken as endorsement or indifference to his murderous…
Apr 30, 2017 3:32 AM
@micheal That wasn't what I meant.
Apr 30, 2017 3:03 AM
I like to think there's a heroic intern in the graphics department who keeps trying to get one past the producers and occasionally wins one…
Apr 30, 2017 2:57 AM
@micheal Explain.
Apr 30, 2017 2:36 AM
RT @KatieS: Throwback to the #WHCD 6 years ago when I met @realDonaldTrump for the first time. He kindly autographed @BarackObama's birth c…
Apr 29, 2017 9:06 PM
RT @jasondlee: IBM to vote no on the Java Platform Module System. That's kind of a big deal. https://t.co/9ZEt4ebiCb
Apr 29, 2017 7:48 PM
@MikeIsaac Probably. I cried watching the trailer on an airplane.
Apr 29, 2017 7:33 PM
RT @jcsalterego: docker, explained https://t.co/FvEIq59wwH
Apr 29, 2017 5:00 PM
A blog post that I wrote six (6!) years ago to the day. https://t.co/84IS3fzh4X /cc @davidwbt
Apr 29, 2017 4:42 PM
As far as metaphors for the GOP go, this ain't bad. https://t.co/MPUDgqwsoN
Apr 29, 2017 2:20 PM
@heyjoshua You are a flight-delay generator.
Apr 29, 2017 1:59 PM
Famous Presidential Nicknames: Jackson: "Old Hickory" Roosevelt: "The Trust Buster" Coolidge: "Silent Cal" Trump: "This Fucken Guy"
Apr 29, 2017 6:46 AM
@rothmana @PIXIES I've been thinking about this for about 25 years.
Apr 29, 2017 5:54 AM
@HiveTheory Seriously. That fucken guy.
Apr 29, 2017 5:53 AM
@HiveTheory An effigy with the tiniest hands.
Apr 29, 2017 5:51 AM
@HiveTheory Pretty sure I'm gonna have to burn a flag or something.
Apr 29, 2017 5:48 AM
Hey @MrBlackFrancis, what say you? https://t.co/1huKiFIiLw
Apr 29, 2017 5:46 AM
The line "When one side is hot The other side of the moon is not" in the @PIXIES "All Over the World" was inspired by the McDLT, right?
Apr 29, 2017 5:36 AM
What the fuck is happening to our country? https://t.co/6PERapuP4v
Apr 29, 2017 5:30 AM
I love that @YahooFinance displays #FyreFestival stories when displaying news about $TWTR. https://t.co/Q9wMPwH0fF
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Apr 29, 2017 5:19 AM
@Elana_Brooklyn Same.
Apr 29, 2017 5:06 AM
RT @sharonw: The entire thread is worth a read, especially for my peers in tech who idolize Musk. https://t.co/I3KbXYzfGm
Apr 29, 2017 4:59 AM
@Elana_Brooklyn "Sunshine of Your Love" by Cream. That and Flea's bass line from the RHCP's version of "Higher Ground".
Apr 29, 2017 3:52 AM
RT @MattOswaltVA: ON LEFT: Trumps 1 page tax reform plan for our entire country ON RIGHT: my CVS receipt for lightbulbs and a frozen pizza…
Apr 29, 2017 3:23 AM
RT @peterseibel: Where’s the @googledocs team based? Might be worth trying to get hired at Google if I could join that team to implement th…
Apr 29, 2017 3:13 AM
RT @ifindkarma: Kindness is about helping everyone reach their full potential.
Apr 29, 2017 2:45 AM
@ArlanWasHere The closing line of that piece was amazing.
Apr 29, 2017 2:45 AM
RT @ArlanWasHere: Pretty stunning details of a production that was never going to be ok. https://t.co/nVmKkn5cEj
Apr 29, 2017 2:37 AM
@foxnation @realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson "#Pawn of Russia" or "Political Tool of Russia"...I'm not sure there's much of a difference.
Apr 28, 2017 5:51 PM
Ran into this guy this morning! https://t.co/q3ySCGU7WH
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Apr 28, 2017 4:14 PM
RT @seldo: They're called "profits" not "leftovers" but yes, that is how capitalism works. https://t.co/uxyNLYH5Ms
Apr 28, 2017 3:26 PM
It is clear that Rep. Sherman is unqualified to sit on the House Comittee on Awesome Smuggling Ideas. /cc: @SpeakerRyan @NancyPelosi https:…
Apr 28, 2017 3:20 PM
DPRK agent: "How shall we get this nuke past US customs?" Other DPRK agent: "What if we hid it inside a giant pile of illegal drugs?" http…
Apr 28, 2017 12:37 PM
RT @jordanhossack1: And it's stopped #Benalmadena https://t.co/jcTPt4EZLd
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Apr 28, 2017 12:37 PM
RT @euroweeklynews: BREAKING: Part of what appears to be an #oilrig has appeared off the coast of #Benalmadena ! https://t.co/Tq2gnQxCmC
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Apr 28, 2017 12:31 PM
@TonyPrintezis @wesreisz Cadillac Bar & Grill?
Apr 28, 2017 5:11 AM
@TuckerCarlson @FoxNews I like the implication in your tweet that the rich are not taxpayers. That's our real issue. More #NEA funding, les…
Apr 28, 2017 5:05 AM
@AshalaFaircrest @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews Since Andy Warhol is dead I'm not expecting any new pics, pretty or otherwise.
Apr 28, 2017 4:58 AM
@davemcwatters @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews Ah, you mean "Piss Christ"? My man, that work is in the textbooks now. It's *literally* art history.…
Apr 28, 2017 2:48 AM
@michaelazerrad NOFX's "Please Play This Song on the Radio" https://t.co/65Ahh4f14H
Apr 28, 2017 2:19 AM
RT @michaelazerrad: Great songs about the #radio? "Radio, Radio" "Roadrunner" "Transmission" And...?
Apr 28, 2017 2:18 AM
@michaelazerrad Ben Weaver's "Lonesome as AM Radio"
Apr 28, 2017 2:08 AM
RT @marsanfra: Looking for SRE to help managing 10k nodes clusters https://t.co/QsFP22K2qQ
Apr 28, 2017 2:01 AM
RT @ala_sattar: In #Iraq, in the book market, books remain in the street at night because Iraqis say: the reader does not steal and the thi…
Apr 27, 2017 11:07 PM
RT @TwitterParents: Celebrating the best day of the year! #Twitterkids #byktwd2017 https://t.co/3DOa6qdG9F
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Apr 27, 2017 10:41 PM
@waferbaby caddy > "scrape one" (cafeteria food service) > editorial assistant > assistant webmaster > webmaster > software developer > eng…
Apr 27, 2017 10:33 PM
Team lunch with Twitter's FPS folks. https://t.co/YgshMW4zNj
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Apr 27, 2017 9:57 PM
Fun "bring your kid to work" day @Twitter with @pgarg and @AahnaBrown! #BYKTWD #TwitterKids https://t.co/bKF5VLJTis
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Apr 27, 2017 1:36 PM
RT @seldo: Imagine for a second that Barack Obama had released a picture with a flag with the wrong number of stars on it. https://t.co/M3q…
Apr 27, 2017 4:32 AM
RT @TechnicallyRon: A quick summary of Donald Trump's first 100 days: Trump: I want do this thing Judge: No
Apr 27, 2017 4:27 AM
RT @Matt_Cagle: ACLU of California calls it what it is: a “grotesque propaganda tool for nativist and anti-immigrant messages” https://t.co…
Apr 27, 2017 3:49 AM
@enbnt I don't. Maybe it's time to give that a try?
Apr 27, 2017 2:44 AM
RT @GalaxyKate: Sometimes Twitter is good. https://t.co/sY50VFXPo2
Apr 27, 2017 2:24 AM
@mathowie @katebingburt "Philip and Alex's Guide to Web Publishing" FTW! I too was briefly into TCL, AOLServer, and Oracle at the turn of t…
Apr 27, 2017 12:34 AM
@heyjoshua @picomatt @waferbaby @voxkev @SlackHQ Amateurs. https://t.co/EpObdpWMT7
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Apr 27, 2017 12:31 AM
RT @ACLU: The President absolutely doesn't have the authority to do this. https://t.co/F79llnRNvC
Apr 26, 2017 11:04 PM
This is profoundly fucked up and un-American. https://t.co/vwUGo1fxu6
Apr 26, 2017 5:45 PM
@jmpspn Lasers are for millenials. Here's my old school hacksaw version from a few years ago. https://t.co/73D3jzWQik
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Apr 26, 2017 5:25 PM
A tool that suggests settings for your new camera by scraping your @Flickr RAW photos for your previous camera's vendor-specific configs.
Apr 26, 2017 4:38 PM
Current commute soundtrack status. https://t.co/75Xx3SrJW4
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Apr 26, 2017 3:19 PM
The UX of comments in @googledocs could use some attention from product and design.
Apr 26, 2017 2:19 PM
@jmpspn @jmpsn @NPR I'd consider it, but the last miles of a delivery seem unpleasant. I used to tow a boat and the stress of reversing wit…
Apr 26, 2017 2:15 PM
@jmpspn @jmpsn My dream job would be to drive around drinking coffee while listening to music and @NPR.
Apr 26, 2017 2:01 PM
Current status: sitting on my couch, drinking coffee, watching @jmpsn's drive into the office. https://t.co/NyhT828Vhw
Apr 26, 2017 1:54 PM
Please be careful Senators, this is obviously some kind of "Red Wedding" setup. https://t.co/hoPxvBfddp
Apr 26, 2017 5:06 AM
@msilver @bgingold I am currently rocking Night Mode Twitter on Night Shift iOS as I sit on floor next the-not-asleep yet toddler's bed try…
Apr 26, 2017 3:09 AM
RT @maggieserota: Eventful day over in Dipshit Thunderdome. https://t.co/LfBPXXuQeN
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Apr 25, 2017 11:49 PM
RT @OmarJadwat: Federal court in San Francisco slams admin's legally baseless threats vs. sanctuary cities, grants PI requested by SF and S…
Apr 25, 2017 9:54 PM
RT @ftrain: Deckard was created by the Tyrell Corporation to search through vast amounts of information to find patterns and clues. He was…
Apr 25, 2017 4:40 PM
Welp, fuck @redbull then. /cc @TravRice https://t.co/WlVgQoT4YZ
Apr 25, 2017 3:30 PM
RT @skullmandible: is there anything more capitalist than a peanut with a top hat, cane, and monocle selling you other peanuts to eat
Apr 25, 2017 3:29 PM
RT @LibyaLiberty: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? https://t.co/cu5Ag9e3MT
Apr 25, 2017 2:43 PM
RT @AdamBienkov: Theresa May: "We want to lead the world in preventing tourism". https://t.co/OcrLkWso5W
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Apr 25, 2017 6:10 AM
RT @dataeditor: Well, let's get to scraping, my friends. https://t.co/8svzlBYSuZ
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Apr 25, 2017 4:47 AM
RT @jasvir: Silicon Valley still a funny place. I'm a table over at a bar from people pitching to angels UNIX commands that show txt ads be…
Apr 25, 2017 4:33 AM
RT @wickman: i'll match to midnight PT https://t.co/lHlAw89m6G
Apr 25, 2017 4:24 AM
RT @ftrain: #archivepix https://t.co/TtMaTmp4Wg
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Apr 25, 2017 3:51 AM
That's a lotta points. #Warriors
Apr 25, 2017 3:23 AM
@starsandrobots Good news and bad news, each delivered in witty, pun-filled epigrams.
Apr 25, 2017 3:21 AM
RT @hoverbird: @starsandrobots * breadth-first breaking news * ~2 levels of hot takes ahead * only a LITTLE addictive * fans become friend…
Apr 25, 2017 3:21 AM
RT @starsandrobots: What's great about Twitter?
Apr 25, 2017 3:17 AM
@esten "Sum" by David Eagleman is a fascinating collection of very short speculative fiction stories about the afterlife. https://t.co/AnRv…
Apr 25, 2017 3:00 AM
RT @Limericking: The president wished to make good On pledges for which he had stood But couldn’t erect His wall, in effect, So pounced on…
Apr 24, 2017 11:57 PM
@CGregoryBrown @gargvik I did not kiss it.
Apr 24, 2017 11:52 PM
@dschonbe @CGregoryBrown @gargvik @TheOpen https://t.co/HBPC6hIF2x
Apr 24, 2017 10:12 PM
I don't know what this thing is but it seems relevant to @CGregoryBrown and @gargvik's interests. https://t.co/naA3k6gJrD
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Apr 24, 2017 9:34 PM
RT @kellan: We had a spec for a hyperlinked information sphere with transitive context -- how did we end up with screenshot pull quotes on…
Apr 24, 2017 9:34 PM
RT @MrAlanCooper: We are not being taken over by robots. We are being taken over by the people who own the robots.
Apr 24, 2017 6:37 PM
@gnat @archillect I unfollowed because of that skew, which is a shame as it was otherwise a wonderful aesthetic interruption in my timelin…
Apr 24, 2017 5:00 PM
Ah, the smell of burning rubber in the morning. Odds of this BART train making it all the way to Embarcadero are slim.
Apr 24, 2017 3:21 PM
RT @KamalaHarris: Maybe instead of wasting money on an unrealistic border wall, we spend that $ on infrastructure across the country? https…
Apr 24, 2017 6:04 AM
RT @LettersOfNote: Isaac Asimov died 25 years ago today. He was a good egg. https://t.co/xr5OTNaQDW
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Apr 24, 2017 6:00 AM
OH: "Cortlandia" 😂 /cc: @cmort @benj_fry @maralmurphy
Apr 24, 2017 5:07 AM
@apelad What an amazing cover.
Apr 24, 2017 5:04 AM
@semurph @miguelrios @Twitter @SiliconHBO We haven't had that style of mug at @Twitter since @dickc was our CEO.
Apr 24, 2017 5:01 AM
RT @semurph: Someone snatched a @Twitter HQ mug for @SiliconHBO https://t.co/wZCayAz1h5
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Apr 24, 2017 4:10 AM
RT @otherlab: Solar employs more U.S. workers than Apple, Google, and Facebook combined. @Sunfolding https://t.co/1goHwSEVvC
Apr 24, 2017 3:26 AM
RT @MJMcKean: Can't shake the devil's hand & say you're only kidding. - @tmbg https://t.co/KzCE2TiJdO
Apr 24, 2017 2:44 AM
The first rule of Parent Club is that when you get invited to a toddler's birthday party you RSVP in the affirmative if at all possible.
Apr 24, 2017 2:38 AM
@rort @heyjoshua @united @flySFO Wind is pretty damn strong in the city.
Apr 23, 2017 10:54 PM
@heyjoshua :-(
Apr 23, 2017 10:49 PM
@dschonbe It's always "Day 1" here at #DadJokes...we're just getting started!
Apr 23, 2017 7:41 PM
RT @ScienceMarchSF: Packed rally earlier today at the #marchforscience Thank you all for coming to support #science #research #scicomm #Ear…
Apr 23, 2017 7:32 PM
@esm I only tweet what the Muse tells me to tweet.
Apr 23, 2017 7:27 PM
What idiot said "the bill passed in both the House and Senate" instead of "the hill has ayes"?
Apr 23, 2017 7:18 PM
RT @noahmp: Job advice: If you're lucky to be in high demand only work for people who have ethics and missions aligned with yours.
Apr 23, 2017 7:17 PM
"attacks by Muslim perpetrators received, on average, 449% more coverage than other attacks" https://t.co/0QCnzRxtag
Apr 23, 2017 7:12 PM
RT @CatoInstitute: Far right extremist groups were responsible for 73% of deadly terrorist incidents since September 12, 2001. https://t.co…
Apr 23, 2017 4:58 AM
@TonyPrintezis @palladiumshows @moshfest @sabaton Too bad you never got to work with @larley https://t.co/jXiAUiJpVY
Apr 23, 2017 4:54 AM
RT @kirstimelville: This has happened to a friend of mine in SF. Please RT widelyand contact me if you have any info @bronwen @dataandpolit…
Apr 23, 2017 4:33 AM
@esten "I'm afraid weltschmerz is a pre-existing condition."
Apr 23, 2017 4:30 AM
@firepile My earliest memory of a scary TV show is a Fraggle Rock episode with the haunted cave or cave ghost or something like that.
Apr 23, 2017 3:01 AM
RT @MargaretAtwood: I’ll be doing a Twitter Q&A next week with @TwitterCanada & @RandomHouseCA. Send in your questions early using #Handmai…
Apr 22, 2017 11:05 PM
RT @Mikel_Jollett: TRUMP: The protesters are paid. These marches are small. Well, here's Chicago today: https://t.co/iyfVfmFy8O
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Apr 22, 2017 10:38 PM
RT @seldo: Of all the critical systems I want air-gapped from computer networks nuclear weapons are right at the tippy top. https://t.co/xj…
Apr 22, 2017 10:34 PM
@roach @PodSaveAmerica @NightValeRadio @crimetown @onthemedia @PTI
Apr 22, 2017 8:38 PM
Happy #RecordStoreDay! https://t.co/9oquQ2Hi3V
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Apr 22, 2017 2:29 PM
@cmeik Walgreens have SD card readers and SD cards behind the counters.
Apr 22, 2017 5:15 AM
RT @XplodingUnicorn: Wife: What are you doing in there? Me: *watching the pig fight my toddler over a can of beer* Reading. https://t.co/7…
Apr 22, 2017 5:08 AM
RT @nytimes: The White House threatened painful consequences for "sanctuary cities" if they don't comply with immigration law https://t.co/…
Apr 22, 2017 4:55 AM
RT @yashar: I believe this photo is more appropriate. https://t.co/SklRQjYnoI
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Apr 22, 2017 4:46 AM
@laebshade Let us know if we can help with anything.
Apr 22, 2017 4:45 AM
@laebshade https://t.co/1cDpO2iA2Q
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Apr 22, 2017 3:57 AM
@katienolan "Holland, 1945"
Apr 22, 2017 2:58 AM
@srw @mrp @GreekBerkeley https://t.co/z3hRjJnvrw
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Apr 22, 2017 2:41 AM
@cmort @jhamlett @heyjoshua ...and Fishbone playing the entirety of "Truth and Soul". Pretty amazing lineup.
Apr 22, 2017 12:53 AM
RT @sijieg: Avrilia Floratou is presenting “Twitter Heron: Towards Extensible Streaming Engines” at #icde2017 https://t.co/ruiZqljJzO
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Apr 22, 2017 12:37 AM
RT @NeinQuarterly: Now available from @kg_ubu and @jeanboitedition. In eight languages. https://t.co/1oKBjxBbSI
Apr 22, 2017 12:35 AM
RT @anshublog: https://t.co/gO7BWn6JLe, https://t.co/6ak9Tgh8bE, https://t.co/tS7GOaIwav, Wayfair, Houzz, .... optimized for category and c…
Apr 21, 2017 11:29 PM
@davidjrusek Turns out it's a real thing. https://t.co/1QBGFSuMik
Apr 21, 2017 8:41 PM
RT @shaft: I have the honor and privilege of moderating a panel tomorrow with a few women who inspire me. @SVComicCon #startrek #PamGrier #…
Apr 21, 2017 6:37 PM
RT @sijieg: . @l4stewar is presenting @distributedlog at #icde2017 https://t.co/bSS2wJn6Zh
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Apr 21, 2017 6:36 PM
Current JIRA status: "What idiot called it Atlassian and not Sisyphean?"
Apr 21, 2017 6:14 PM
RT @tomgara: A Dubai real estate developer kept caged tigers in its showroom to impress guests. Here is its Tiger Escape Protocol https://t…
Apr 21, 2017 4:54 PM
@stumpf We don't have a fully-staffed, functioning State Dept. either so I'm guessing yr chair and desk might not be at the top of the govt…
Apr 21, 2017 4:45 PM
@stumpf Reminder: the private sector has a desk waiting for you.
Apr 21, 2017 3:51 PM
RT @EmilysCartoons: https://t.co/CCkPyYziKk
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Apr 21, 2017 3:22 PM
@gmacisme "as a söevice."
Apr 21, 2017 1:38 PM
RT @timkaine: I'm amazed a President from an island in the Hudson River with a statue welcoming immigrants continues to push anti-immigrati…
Apr 21, 2017 4:41 AM
RT @StephenAtHome: Sessions is "amazed" an "island in the Pacific" judge can block the travel ban. Just like how I'm "bewildered" a "racist…
Apr 21, 2017 4:08 AM
Hey @njm, very cool! https://t.co/3znCZMkREf
Apr 21, 2017 3:59 AM
RT @jmhodges: (All of these are founded by ex-Twitter people) https://t.co/SKYEyXfjQr
Apr 21, 2017 3:54 AM
@dschonbe @TwitterSeattle @Built_2_Spill They are a close second-place in my book. This show ('04) was arguably the best I've ever seen. ht…
Apr 21, 2017 3:29 AM
RT @TechCrunch: Lyft head of engineering pens a letter to teammates asking for open communic... https://t.co/iHAJjQnIo8 by @sarahbuhr https…
Apr 21, 2017 3:04 AM
The haul from this month's trip to @TwitterSeattle. Gotta love a city with a record shop in the airport. https://t.co/SqX75yT8z4
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Apr 21, 2017 2:50 AM
RT @b0rk: does anyone have a fulfillment service (that ships books/other printed things) in the US that they like?
Apr 21, 2017 2:48 AM
Paging @jhamlett and @heyjoshua. https://t.co/GpcIBbpixq
Apr 21, 2017 2:48 AM
@jayholler @Ramin_DK Wait...Fishbone is playing "Truth and Soul" from start to finish as well? Leaving Chicago was clearly the worst decis…
Apr 21, 2017 2:45 AM
@jayholler @Ramin_DK Also Jawbreaker reunion!!!
Apr 21, 2017 2:28 AM
My personal brand is nigh unstoppable. https://t.co/c05ClKjq2w
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Apr 21, 2017 2:23 AM
@olix0r @siggy wait, seriously? If so, good on you. /cc: @jack https://t.co/YxhS8BmJsz
Apr 21, 2017 2:20 AM
@EAEO A scene from a Don DeLilo novel.
Apr 21, 2017 2:18 AM
@cmeik it contained 360 KB of ennui
Apr 21, 2017 12:35 AM
@davidjrusek @SWatercolour Strong fave. The only team in my org without any remote folks is located in Seattle.
Apr 21, 2017 12:29 AM
@davidjrusek @SWatercolour Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Apr 20, 2017 11:03 PM
RT @SWatercolour: working creatively in a team vs on your own https://t.co/eM2rNgdNo0
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Apr 20, 2017 11:01 PM
@subpop: shout out to the clerk at the @SeaTacAirport shop that recommended @LVLUPBAND to me last Tuesday based on the records I was buying.
Apr 20, 2017 9:29 PM
RT @Mikel_Jollett: Trump is not a king and she is not a princess and this is not how a democracy works. Seriously. What. The. Fuck. http…
Apr 20, 2017 9:23 PM
RT @meowiewowwie: you (idiot): enjoying a nice home cooked meal on april 20th me (smart): screaming BONG APPETITE at everyone in chipotle
Apr 20, 2017 7:43 PM
RT @rilaws: Bill O'Reilly stands in the dark foyer of his empty apartment. "We'll do it live," he says quietly, to no one
Apr 20, 2017 6:04 PM
RT @Caltrain: We know you're headed to 420, BUT: There is NO toking on Caltrain or platforms. Also, check out our pic: https://t.co/uNw5lDR…
Apr 20, 2017 6:04 PM
RT @wyomingpd: Undercover #420 operations are in place. Discreet traps have been set up throughout the city today. #Happy420 https://t.co/J…
Apr 20, 2017 3:12 PM
@RollOverEasy Thursday AM mugshot. #wisco https://t.co/5xtmX7cDIi
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Apr 20, 2017 3:06 PM
RT @sarahjeong: How badly do you have to fuck up in order to make the Soylent guy look like a veritable Steve Jobs in comparison
Apr 20, 2017 2:47 PM
RT @Pinboard: You can squeeze juice out of Juicebro packets by hand, but you do need the device to squeeze $120M out of venture capitalists
Apr 20, 2017 4:41 AM
RT @starsandrobots: 1/ Drones that belong to the Emperor https://t.co/UjEn8YN9ew
Apr 20, 2017 4:38 AM
RT @agnesfrim: Shout out to the woman who brought paint samples to the #Hockney https://t.co/c00YvjxvOd
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Apr 20, 2017 4:26 AM
RT @griph: he IS the kwisatz haderach https://t.co/ugRvyaNZ5b
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Apr 20, 2017 4:05 AM
RIP Noah Salasnek. Style for miles and the best tweaks & shifties in the business. https://t.co/Ehs4eNkez2
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Apr 20, 2017 3:59 AM
RT @jeremyjones: Sad news about the passing of Noah Salasnek today. Few riders have influenced so many aspects… https://t.co/PPL1a6uIOD
Apr 19, 2017 5:43 PM
Ramki discovered a pretty serious java leak this morning. https://t.co/5IwYJBMPH7
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Apr 19, 2017 4:32 PM
Current haven't-even-opened-email-yet-ffs-status: https://t.co/ZbBfuSyL9m
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Apr 19, 2017 3:18 PM
TIL: members of the House of Lords can't vote in parliamentary elections. TIL also: I don't know much about the U.K.'s system of govt. ht…
Apr 19, 2017 2:06 AM
SEA ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ SFO
Apr 19, 2017 12:18 AM
@dschonbe @SFBART It's quite pleasant on this clean Link Light Rail car provided by @SoundTransit.
Apr 18, 2017 2:15 PM
SFO ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ SEA
Apr 18, 2017 1:34 PM
@JustANguyen relevant to your interests https://t.co/ZvyTy8Uj42
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Apr 18, 2017 1:13 PM
RT @JustinWolfers: Stadium economics is such a scam that they can't even get real economists to do it any more: https://t.co/fkro3IMqKM
Apr 18, 2017 11:24 AM
@cmeik @joeerl @ctford > INVENTORY You have: no tea > _
Apr 18, 2017 11:18 AM
@usesthis https://t.co/r858lckvE1
Apr 18, 2017 3:38 AM
@benj_fry https://t.co/k7oR3rwCaY
Apr 18, 2017 1:57 AM
@laebshade Yeah, I was wondering about that. Yikes!
Apr 18, 2017 1:42 AM
Along with @-replies, expletives should also not count against the 140 character limit.
Apr 18, 2017 1:40 AM
I understand that folks in this administration want to end government in general, but they seem hell-bent on destroying the US economy too.…
Apr 17, 2017 10:59 PM
RT @studentactivism: Trump doesn't know who the leader of North Korea is. https://t.co/cDlunl4c5U
Apr 17, 2017 9:54 PM
RT @Kasparov63: We think of dictatorship as military coup, but people vote their way into authoritarianism with tragic frequency. https://t…
Apr 17, 2017 9:53 PM
RT @igb: The idiocracy is nigh.
Apr 17, 2017 9:53 PM
RT @kylegriffin1: The official White House Snapchat page just called Betsy DeVos 'Secretary of Educatuon'. https://t.co/XKD18VvLyq
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Apr 17, 2017 8:17 PM
@gmacisme FWIW it's probably better than whatever CruiseControl is like these days. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Apr 17, 2017 8:00 PM
@mokomull It's always on the pants I was wearing on Friday.
Apr 17, 2017 7:55 PM
TIL: GlassFish is still a thing. https://t.co/EIGzMaHX1Z
Apr 17, 2017 5:04 PM
This guy is so incredibly bad at being an American it boggles the mind. https://t.co/mnCuAwSVmP
Apr 17, 2017 5:02 PM
RT @iraglass: Rejected names for this week's podcast about Russia. @thisamerlife https://t.co/G13V0UF25x
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Apr 17, 2017 4:55 PM
On Mondays the majority of my commute takes place between my front door and the point along my journey when I realize I don't have my badge.
Apr 17, 2017 2:28 PM
RT @JoyceCarolOates: iPhones, social media, Twitter bring to justice, or have the capacity to bring to justice, crimes that in earlier eras…
Apr 17, 2017 2:11 PM
RT @vccstartups: Delhi High Court issues restraining order on strike by @Olacabs, @Uber drivers https://t.co/mK524Gxf7h
Apr 17, 2017 2:09 PM
The capitalization, the typos, the punctuation...every poorly crafted tweet reminds us how little this administration cares for our country…
Apr 17, 2017 1:42 PM
@The_Up_Rising Yawn. Hey there bot or insincere human agitpropper, please delete your account.
Apr 17, 2017 6:05 AM
RT @morocco21: https://t.co/AlanXDPVTs
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Apr 17, 2017 4:42 AM
@taylorleese Is that considered to be a normal number of lizards in whatever place you are right now?
Apr 17, 2017 4:39 AM
RT @Pappiness: @realDonaldTrump We're like your taxes. Unpaid. https://t.co/OBHMwyERXp
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Apr 17, 2017 4:13 AM
RT @norm: Full of chocolate. And regret.
Apr 17, 2017 3:45 AM
@l4stewar That fucking guy.
Apr 17, 2017 3:35 AM
@jayholler That mug is fantastic.
Apr 17, 2017 3:16 AM
@rja2800_richard @AahnaBrown Thank you for the kind words...she does indeed take after Greg. Happy Easter to you and your family as well Ri…
Apr 16, 2017 7:20 PM
RT @ChaseMit: I refuse to trust someone who willingly goes to Florida this often
Apr 16, 2017 2:43 PM
RT @GalaxyKate: Bad idea from last night's dream: compostable architecture Spent the night escaping a silicon valley office dissolving int…
Apr 16, 2017 2:00 PM
@esm That was a nice mix of gratuitous furry violence and late-90s aesthetics/production value.
Apr 16, 2017 4:40 AM
Our 3yo has tasked me with preventing the Easter Bunny from gaining entry into our house tonight. The kid is terrified of that rabbit.
Apr 16, 2017 2:49 AM
@MilesHardingEsq Gotta say Miles, that is a weird fucking clue. 🤔
Apr 16, 2017 2:46 AM
@jeff_currier You say "tomatoe", I say "tomato", You say "post-apocalyptic wasteland", I say "dystopian police state and government-sanctio…
Apr 16, 2017 2:36 AM
@MrHandsss Patriots? Ok, sure, one of 'em looks like a Peter Fonda in "Easy Rider", but the rest look like shitty redneck snowboarders & Tr…
Apr 16, 2017 2:32 AM
@ay Seriously. Appears to be decades of repression and family disfunction at work here.
Apr 16, 2017 2:30 AM
@MilesHardingEsq I think I'm gonna need another hint here Miles. But hey, I love mysteries and puzzles, so game on!
Apr 16, 2017 2:21 AM
The images coming out of Berkeley of these Nazis & Trump supporters are right out of Judge Dredd. What the fuck is wrong with these people…
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Apr 15, 2017 9:50 PM
@DonaldJTrumpJr Tears welling up in his eyes, Don Jr. stares into the bathroom mirror at his pale reflection. "Fake news," he whispers, "v…
Apr 15, 2017 8:03 PM
No one tells you that 90% of being a dad is waiting in line for face painting and ice cream.
Apr 15, 2017 10:59 AM
RT @realDonaldTrump: Why does Obama believe he shouldn't comply with record releases that his predecessors did of their own volition? Hidin…
Apr 15, 2017 4:03 AM
@tmcarr No!!! Time for a skip-level 1:1 to discuss photography!
Apr 15, 2017 3:52 AM
@tmcarr What?!
Apr 15, 2017 3:33 AM
RT @DavidYankovich: Donald Trump first 20 days- arguing crowd size. 21-75 days- failing legislatively. 76-100- bombing other nations for…
Apr 15, 2017 3:22 AM
@superangea @Twitter @terns Thanks for being an awesome part of the Observability team and shipping a very cool R&D project. AnomalyBird FT…
Apr 15, 2017 2:24 AM
Current Friday-night-ice-cream status. https://t.co/1OSuV2UCDL
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Apr 15, 2017 12:54 AM
@Goldyntemple @SFBART @sfmta_muni A more accurate description might be "resistant to corrosion from bodily fluids" but 140 characters so...…
Apr 14, 2017 10:52 PM
"Allegory of Twitter", c. 1490, Hieronymus Bosch https://t.co/8gVId0rsoC
Apr 14, 2017 10:42 PM
RT @NeinQuarterly: Critical Theory: Made in Germany. Unmade in France. Big on Twitter.
Apr 14, 2017 7:41 PM
RT @anildash: I'm curious re: #TheLastJedi teaser, how Disney decides to say "This Christmas" vs "This December" or whatever.
Apr 14, 2017 5:00 PM
@jef_poskanzer https://t.co/bvszou1zn7
Apr 14, 2017 4:56 PM
Current morning-commute-soundtrack status. https://t.co/4wPWkf5DRa
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Apr 14, 2017 5:11 AM
@dschonbe @SFBART @sfmta_muni All user interfaces in public spaces and municipal transit should be foot-operable.
Apr 14, 2017 5:08 AM
RT @jspector: America started to look a whole lot different once everybody got a camera in their pocket.
Apr 14, 2017 4:55 AM
@DonaldJTrumpJr Christ, what an asshole.
Apr 14, 2017 3:41 AM
RT @amac: "The President of the United States is going to call you in three hours.." reflections on my 1st time in govt https://t.co/DIuHFX…
Apr 14, 2017 3:37 AM
@dschonbe @SFBART @sfmta_muni I carry multiple bottles of hand sanitizer. So...no.
Apr 14, 2017 3:22 AM
RT @izs: Goodnight Moon is a spell that I can see being cast, but cannot fully grasp the magic of. I can feel, but cannot fully quite disce…
Apr 14, 2017 2:37 AM
@JustANguyen :-(
Apr 14, 2017 2:36 AM
Bad journalism got Trump elected, bad journalism will get us killed. https://t.co/hMQzfrwT86
Apr 14, 2017 1:27 AM
EMB elevator update: BART has replaced new urine-resistant floors with newer urine-resistant floors. They've also added support for emojis…
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Apr 13, 2017 11:58 PM
@JustANguyen it's been awesome working with you Justin. Stoked to see what you get up to next! https://t.co/PojtT7aEtN
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Apr 13, 2017 11:35 PM
RT @NeinQuarterly: Let's call it: Mutually Assured Dysfunction.
Apr 13, 2017 11:20 PM
RT @realDonaldTrump: Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.
Apr 13, 2017 10:36 PM
RT @SenKamalaHarris: Behind closed doors & without any media present, POTUS just signed a bill to take funding away from women’s health car…
Apr 13, 2017 10:00 PM
RT @RebeccaSlatkin: [on my death bed, struggling to speak] me: if..your..unit..test..makes..a..network..call..it's..not..a..unit..test..…
Apr 13, 2017 5:51 PM
@tanncap Tom vs. Sally
Apr 13, 2017 4:54 PM
Accordion Guy in the Civic Center BART station was playing "Putting on the Ritz" so today is off to a good start.
Apr 13, 2017 3:27 PM
@JWalpole @laebshade Congrats! Please register to vote ASAP, we need all the help we can get.
Apr 13, 2017 3:26 PM
RT @GeorgeTakei: This is already the most corrupt and most incompetent administration in our history--which also means they will get caught…
Apr 13, 2017 3:13 AM
"The process becomes the proxy for the result you want." - @JeffBezos https://t.co/hRCZ5yUqd5
Apr 12, 2017 8:49 PM
RT @prchovanec: I dunno. I can "pull a complete 180" on anyone by contradicting myself. Not too difficult. https://t.co/ZCD85jLwCe
Apr 12, 2017 8:45 PM
RT @sbg1: Sort of skips over that whole brink of nuclear war period https://t.co/3GGz18ojfg
Apr 12, 2017 8:34 PM
RT @prchovanec: Compelling. https://t.co/2l5teDEjOZ
Apr 12, 2017 8:34 PM
@davidjrusek new band name or new agile methodology
Apr 12, 2017 8:32 PM
@davidjrusek When VPs or Sr. Directors go on vacation or quit, it means there's un-bookable room somewhere that's perfect for productivity …
Apr 12, 2017 1:30 PM
RT @seanspicer: Someones getting fired
Apr 12, 2017 5:56 AM
RT @GlenParkNews: Glen Canyon Alert: A male coyote -the size of a slim German shepherd- was seen tonite Extra caution req'd while hiking at…
Apr 12, 2017 5:46 AM
Seriously. Contrarians are the worst. https://t.co/jlKt0f46h1
Apr 12, 2017 5:44 AM
I'm as YIMBY as the next progressive SF liberal, and I'm OK with billionaires building houses, but contrarians? NFW. https://t.co/eg0g1IsAQf
Apr 12, 2017 4:44 AM
RT @drmistercody: I mean maybe they should have gotten rid of Spicer after he tweeted his password twice during his first week.
Apr 11, 2017 11:58 PM
RT @Noahpinion: Pure harassment with no security benefit https://t.co/sbxrghLYo2
Apr 11, 2017 10:31 PM
RT @KevinFarzad: If these guys can run the White House, you can do anything
Apr 11, 2017 6:48 PM
@SirTapTap Ah yes, thanks for clarifying that. Sigh.
Apr 11, 2017 6:42 PM
@xor ugh, wait, is there a scandal with that small-town Iowa pulitzer paper now?
Apr 11, 2017 5:07 PM
@thunderberry Congrats! There are a lot of great engineers and product managers there. You are gonna love it.
Apr 11, 2017 8:10 AM
Hopefully radioactive isotopes contained in the hold create a SuperBART able to provide reliable transit in mild to moderate precipitation.…
Apr 11, 2017 5:35 AM
RT @tmbotg: "Not back on it, Joe, still on it."
Apr 11, 2017 5:02 AM
@kathleencodes April 1st dateline. :-(
Apr 11, 2017 4:33 AM
@heyjoshua @heymathison The cake is a lie Matheson. The cake is a lie.
Apr 11, 2017 2:18 AM
RT @SecurityGeorge: Welcome new hires Wherever You Are 👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊…
Apr 11, 2017 1:58 AM
RT @PRWeekUS: Tonight we will honor United Airlines CEO Oscar Munoz as PRWeek U.S. Communicator of the Year #PRWeekAwardsUS https://t.co/MY…
Apr 11, 2017 12:16 AM
RT @SamuelAAdams: I found it. The worst take. https://t.co/bAHPiNn0Ib
Apr 10, 2017 10:55 PM
Keep on doing this forever.
Apr 10, 2017 10:53 PM
...Google will be forced to shut down (a functionally equivalent representation of) Google Reader once more. Do it again. And again.
Apr 10, 2017 10:51 PM
Startup and/or performance art idea: build a clone of Google Reader, run it on GCP, grow a loyal user base, then stop paying the GCP bill...
Apr 10, 2017 10:11 PM
@mmihic @anildash The UML (generated by my own UML tool natch) and JavaDocs still exist on @internetarchive, but src may be lost. :-( https…
Apr 10, 2017 9:57 PM
@anildash https://t.co/TOWrjygLWO
Apr 10, 2017 8:33 PM
@makewhatis @AmericanAir Pretty sure @AmericanAir's customer service dept is just watching the @united video on repeat while phones ring an…
Apr 10, 2017 6:59 PM
RT @sharonw: @united You can't just resolve this privately with him. This affects all of us who fly with United. You need to address this p…
Apr 10, 2017 4:58 PM
Fake news. https://t.co/v9TaTMGhS2
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Apr 10, 2017 3:46 PM
Hah. Nice try pushing blame up the stack Tim. Once we gave every idiot on the planet a printing press made out of HTML it was game over. ht…
Apr 10, 2017 4:43 AM
@jco @gln @marius Company-wide standard PTO at all levels seems legit. Minimum w/a flexible ceiling seems legit too. Mitigating bad mgmt re…
Apr 10, 2017 4:37 AM
@jco @gln @marius Prior to my current gig, vacation was a function of accrual or title. Seems worse than unlimited. Assumes an SVP needs mo…
Apr 10, 2017 4:28 AM
@jco @gln @marius That also seems like a reasonable policy. Most companies don't give that to a new hire or college grad. There is no one p…
Apr 10, 2017 4:04 AM
RT @igb: @davidjrusek @gln @marius Genuinely curious if "unlimited vacation" is a topic that gets covered in contemporary MBA programs.
Apr 10, 2017 2:10 AM
@davidjrusek @gln @marius Genuinely curious if "unlimited vacation" is a topic that gets covered in contemporary MBA programs.
Apr 10, 2017 2:07 AM
@davidjrusek @gln @marius So I'm sympathetic to the argument that a clearer company-wide policy may be needed if the org as a whole has…
Apr 10, 2017 2:05 AM
@davidjrusek @gln @marius Yep, real risk there. I think it's the responsibility of managers to remove toxic ambiguity by setting clear loca…
Apr 10, 2017 1:57 AM
@gln @marius Mandatory or clearly set expectations of a minimum are key to making it work. I tell folks on my teams that we expect at least…
Apr 10, 2017 1:45 AM
RT @rafeco: That empty feeling when you've already finished tomorrow's crossword puzzle.
Apr 10, 2017 1:00 AM
@dschonbe @davidjrusek @MrRyanGuthrie Pretty sure they have a dispensary instead.
Apr 10, 2017 12:10 AM
RT @markgilfix: Looks like a decent sized fire in Potrero hill? View blocked by bernal heights but seems intense. https://t.co/O0fZJyegcx
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Apr 9, 2017 11:58 PM
Did US taxpayers fund the construction of that helipad? Asking for ~243 million friends. https://t.co/A5aOrXcwq0
Apr 9, 2017 11:55 PM
RT @hegemonetics: @halvarflake @rhymebyter perk: not a panopticon
Apr 9, 2017 9:50 PM
RT @justkelly_ok: Email should actually be illegal
Apr 9, 2017 9:49 PM
RT @openculture: How Stanley Kubrick Became Stanley Kubrick: A Short Documentary Narrated by the Filmmaker https://t.co/So3fSrlV84 https://…
Apr 9, 2017 4:59 PM
@foodgps @thestaceysun @LurieBob @EJaneL congrats to the new parents and grandparents!!!!
Apr 9, 2017 4:12 AM
RT @PlanetofFinks: Which is funnier: tech bros innovating their way to public transit, or bitcoin folks slowly reinventing financial regula…
Apr 9, 2017 3:28 AM
I had my first Trump dream last night. I fear another night of troubled dreams & waking to find myself transformed into an orange lunatic.
Apr 8, 2017 10:16 PM
@MicDrop7 @btgtrash @peplamb @realDonaldTrump Your timeline shows a profound lack of tolerance & empathy. I fear you will find the true mea…
Apr 8, 2017 8:48 PM
RT @ElizaBayne: Do people who love food trucks know about food restaurants
Apr 8, 2017 7:40 PM
RT @ysr1729: Probably made false claims about his golf scores on those days? https://t.co/29Ke1zzV6B
Apr 8, 2017 7:33 PM
If you are at the @ACT_WConf today be sure to check out @pgarg's talk on migrating from legacy systems at @DocuSign! #actwbay
Apr 8, 2017 7:16 PM
Anchor Steam Win2K edition. https://t.co/lE2VtP5zzp
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Apr 8, 2017 6:00 PM
Taking the old man to @AnchorSteam to celebrate his birthday. https://t.co/yO6J2l5lxk
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Apr 8, 2017 4:50 PM
@btgtrash @MicDrop7 @peplamb @realDonaldTrump and here's to yours
Apr 8, 2017 4:14 PM
@btgtrash @MicDrop7 @peplamb @realDonaldTrump That's a good point, Brian. Starting to think that perhaps 140 characters isn't sufficient sp…
Apr 8, 2017 3:24 PM
@BKahuddah @MicDrop7 Mic, you should really seek the love of our Lord and savior Jesus instead of retweeting hateful, racist stuff like thi…
Apr 8, 2017 3:16 PM
@MicDrop7 @peplamb @realDonaldTrump That makes so much more sense! Jesus is alright with me. Thanks Mic!
Apr 8, 2017 3:04 PM
@MicDrop7 @peplamb @realDonaldTrump Seek @peplamb's love?
Apr 8, 2017 3:02 PM
Current tilting-at-windmills-on-a Saturday-morning status. https://t.co/T383HqWFJD
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Apr 8, 2017 2:53 PM
@peplamb @realDonaldTrump What about the rest of us @peplamb, WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US??!!??
Apr 8, 2017 2:50 PM
@gln @united Ugh, were you delayed *on the plane*? If so, that's the worst.
Apr 8, 2017 11:36 AM
RT @GrindTV: Earlier today at Pleasure Point in Santa Cruz, CA.... Photo: @shawndollar_ https://t.co/nIGmOs1teE
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Apr 8, 2017 11:36 AM
@normanmaurer @christhalinger 😬
Apr 8, 2017 6:24 AM
RT @ArlanWasHere: *Every company and organization that is spending real money on real diversity initiatives today IS going to win 3, 5, 20…
Apr 8, 2017 6:19 AM
Paging @GreatDismal! https://t.co/be3yCgvrMm
Apr 8, 2017 6:18 AM
Bannon and Kushner totally give off a Baron Harkonnen/Feyd-Rautha vibe, right?
Apr 8, 2017 5:59 AM
@lahosken Congrats to you and also to Token on the excellent hire.
Apr 8, 2017 5:30 AM
This guy. https://t.co/zoATxa3aWz
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Apr 8, 2017 4:56 AM
RT @tmbotg: You're not the boss of me now
Apr 8, 2017 2:13 AM
At Morton's for a belated Father's Day (2016!) dinner with @CGregoryBrown.
Apr 7, 2017 11:52 PM
RT @Foone: "So what beer do you like?" "Windows." https://t.co/XxYXadlMzG
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Apr 7, 2017 10:02 PM
RT @ArlanWasHere: I'm gathering my thought...please stand by... https://t.co/AigdyoucGX
Apr 7, 2017 3:29 PM
Don't worry good people of Janesville, I'm sure your elected representative is working hard to make your community safe from gun violence. …
Apr 7, 2017 1:51 PM
Congrats to the folks at @okta on today's IPO. https://t.co/ouso19sItg
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Apr 7, 2017 12:45 PM
@gln Omg.
Apr 7, 2017 12:45 PM
RT @KenJennings: You know who I always get confused is the Trump boys and then the 2 creepy brothers in the books from Myst. https://t.co/S…
Apr 7, 2017 5:30 AM
@ningwangsf @MobyLives @ALT_uscis @washingtonpost 🤔
Apr 7, 2017 3:47 AM
RT @MobyLives: If the govt's suit against Twitter to unmask @ALT_uscis isn't a clear cut First Amendment violation then what is? https://t.…
Apr 7, 2017 3:38 AM
RT @linecook: https://t.co/kN39GdwTau
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Apr 7, 2017 3:02 AM
RT @norm: A bad day.
Apr 7, 2017 2:58 AM
@mrp #manzonis https://t.co/uU3hJxIQ7E
Apr 7, 2017 2:47 AM
@ArunChaud It's a *secret* plan, Arun. We're not gonna just tell Russia and Syria and ISIS and Obama the plan...it's a *secret* plan.
Apr 7, 2017 2:43 AM
RT @tonyhawk: Revisited this spot today... 35 years later. Can't believe I look exactly the same https://t.co/CacbVetYT0
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Apr 7, 2017 2:35 AM
@SenatorMoorlach WTF? "It’s inconveniencing Legislators who are used to returning home around 11 a.m. on Thursdays."
Apr 7, 2017 2:30 AM
RT @NYTimesWordplay: Lolz Life is like that. 😂 https://t.co/duyorDVMZA
Apr 7, 2017 2:21 AM
RT @realDonaldTrump: Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.
Apr 7, 2017 2:04 AM
RT @John_Hudson: Many officials at State Department today were completely out of the loop, as were key US allies, about imminent US strike.…
Apr 7, 2017 1:58 AM
@andres A home improvement show where everything is fixed and/or built using infant/toddler care products.
Apr 7, 2017 12:22 AM
RT @nytimes: Twitter sues the government to block the unmasking of an account critical of Trump https://t.co/MxKmwtoTze
Apr 7, 2017 12:19 AM
RT @anildash: .@jack @vijaya (The new @ reply thing is still janky, but we'll let it slide if you're fighting for justice.)
Apr 6, 2017 10:22 PM
RT @sarahjeong: For those asking, "Why is CBP involved?" Twitter would like to reply, "*Exactly*" https://t.co/gmdYlwyL4j
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Apr 6, 2017 10:21 PM
RT @sarahjeong: The Twitter complaint throws amazing shade about the summons: https://t.co/j6PCMRREqX
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Apr 6, 2017 10:19 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: #LoveWhereYouWork https://t.co/c4894nJTbH
Apr 6, 2017 10:12 PM
RT @laurenduca: This is too stupid to even count as gaslighting https://t.co/zK7yzqa9K7
Apr 6, 2017 10:12 PM
RT @jaberant: On the way back from airport and treat to see Montgomery @SFBART station looking good in @SparkPost colors https://t.co/vofgX…
Apr 6, 2017 10:08 PM
RT @alex_mallin: Reporters forgot to turn off Star Wars: Rogue One before @POTUS came back to visit the press cabin. https://t.co/FxuqdVNdXJ
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Apr 6, 2017 6:06 PM
⚡️ “Senate goes 'nuclear' to break Gorsuch filibuster” https://t.co/1KIkgd2p3B
Apr 6, 2017 5:30 PM
@davidjrusek I agree, great technology under the hood, but miles to go on UX. I'll pass that feedback on to my friend @ndwns. :-)
Apr 6, 2017 5:27 PM
@davidjrusek On Aurora? (Asking for a friend.)
Apr 6, 2017 5:22 PM
RT @metaforgotten: I know "the nuclear option" is a phrase in Senate politics, but can we retire it? It doesn't feel so unambiguously metap…
Apr 6, 2017 5:00 PM
"Warm Springs" brings to mind Elysian Fields where weary BART travelers finally rest, but it's probably some sort of solar-powered abattoir.
Apr 6, 2017 4:02 PM
TIL https://t.co/NG5zOAf0J2
Apr 6, 2017 3:57 PM
RT @RollOverEasy: Rain & radio. Both happening now in San Francisco. Rain can we accessed by opening your windows, radio can be accessed by…
Apr 6, 2017 3:45 PM
RT @kottke: The tools ILM built to make Rogue One are super interesting [updated] https://t.co/B125kuzNox
Apr 6, 2017 3:32 PM
RT @business: Nunes says he's recusing himself from House Intelligence Committee's Russia investigation https://t.co/z3uPd5HeTT https://t.c…
Apr 6, 2017 1:42 PM
RT @marius: “‘If it were meant to be illegal,’ you remind him sagely, ‘Sun Microsystems would have made it unrepresentable.’” https://t.co/…
Apr 6, 2017 1:18 PM
@suehepworth It's a sports drink popular in the US. https://t.co/GdZB5O65Gn
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Apr 6, 2017 12:53 PM
RT @tmbotg: The world's address A place that's worn A sad pun that reflects a sadder mess
Apr 6, 2017 11:55 AM
@firepile You may feel differently in a year when your handle is _f1r3p1le_3000@mastodon.social.
Apr 6, 2017 11:47 AM
@starsandrobots We used to have the "Activity" tab in iOS Twitter that was a feed of tweets that the people you followed had liked. It was …
Apr 6, 2017 11:36 AM
@suehepworth A cheap lamp, a Bose™ radio perpetually tuned to NPR, a box of tissues, 1-5 unread books, and from time to time a 32 oz. bottl…
Apr 6, 2017 11:26 AM
RT @lessachu: SO EXCITED TO SHARE THIS WITH THE WORLD!!!! https://t.co/RX3pTeH4Pj
Apr 6, 2017 11:25 AM
RT @TwitterEng: We’re excited to introduce Twitter Lite, a Progressive Web App at https://t.co/8NfwZpdplk. Here's how we built it 🛠 https:…
Apr 5, 2017 8:23 PM
Extreme sport: locate an unused conference room (with video conf. support) for your 1:1 without have reserved one at 1PM on a Wednesday.
Apr 5, 2017 8:11 PM
@christhalinger @dschonbe mästadön
Apr 5, 2017 5:14 PM
Do the Germans have a word for the compulsion to reserve your preferred username on even the most clearly doomed new social networks?
Apr 5, 2017 5:08 PM
@jmpspn We should try that.
Apr 5, 2017 4:26 PM
... @SFBART
Apr 5, 2017 3:21 PM
RT @peterhartlaub: Sound advice. Thanks, potted plant on my way to work. https://t.co/icotX3pLPa
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Apr 5, 2017 2:25 PM
RT @ed_hawkins: These are stunning time-lapse images of flying birds: https://t.co/Y5nC69OBPj https://t.co/z11qiTwHX5
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Apr 5, 2017 2:20 PM
RT @ThePracticalDev: I'm not saying you didn't learn anything, but... https://t.co/pqkoPugIPO
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Apr 5, 2017 12:46 PM
RT @akpix: Freighter CSL Niagara comes into #Duluth harbor at dawn today after time at anchor on Lake Superior https://t.co/ym5yDzvIli
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Apr 5, 2017 4:37 AM
this thing is pretty much garbage right now tbh
Apr 5, 2017 4:35 AM
just setting up my backup plan https://t.co/Wifr2IgVXC
Apr 5, 2017 3:42 AM
RT @goldengateblond: When Hillary's not watching Trump fuck up a job she should've had, she has to watch Rex Tillerson fuck up a job she DI…
Apr 5, 2017 3:42 AM
RT @goldengateblond: oh my god THIS IS NOT HOW SECRETARY OF STATING WORKS, TILLERSON https://t.co/XxIVAXDCka https://t.co/ykhER7T8fm
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Apr 4, 2017 3:42 PM
RT @thomashawk: Irrespective of the silliness around Yahoo!'s new name, I do hope Oath doubles down on making @Flickr the best it can possi…
Apr 4, 2017 4:00 AM
RT @tmbg: Nobody talks about VHS warmth.
Apr 4, 2017 3:21 AM
RT @hirson: Great interview by DocuSign CEO Dan Springer w/ SF Business Times on why he joined & why he's bullish on our future. https://t.…
Apr 4, 2017 2:14 AM
@ocubot & @jhamlett: relevant to your interests https://t.co/NtnxOrrRmQ
Apr 4, 2017 1:53 AM
It's been a long week.
Apr 3, 2017 5:20 PM
@trichris @SecurityGeorge https://t.co/Bnj9YLss2y
Apr 3, 2017 5:18 PM
@trichris periscoping yo https://t.co/VaR1B1yUAu
Apr 3, 2017 5:08 PM
The sky bridge is now open under the watchful and always friendly eye of @SecurityGeorge. #connect https://t.co/lgrsQehDHq
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Apr 3, 2017 4:38 PM
RT @michaelazerrad: Guardian writer: rock "is in its jazz phase." So, like #jazz (and #classical), a popular dance music will become heady,…
Apr 3, 2017 4:36 PM
@sail_allday Bon voyage!
Apr 3, 2017 4:34 PM
RT @rabihalameddine: Good morning, Monday https://t.co/FCKnVP8JSt
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Apr 3, 2017 4:20 PM
RT @megsylhydrazine: Hypervelocity impact sample 💥 When a ~1/2" diam. Al ball impacts a 7" thick Al block @ 15k mph, simulating space debri…
Apr 3, 2017 4:19 PM
After a certain age, birthdays become just another way for your partner to alter your wardrobe to closer match their preferred aesthetic.
Apr 3, 2017 3:30 PM
This travelogue tweetstorm by @rezendi is fantastic. https://t.co/8iyXuf7WHH
Apr 3, 2017 3:15 PM
RT @rezendi: 1. Let me tell you of today, when I ventured to semi-mythical Nan Madol, the half-drowned ruins on the edge of this remotest i…
Apr 3, 2017 2:56 PM
RT @tomgauld: A cartoon for yesterday's @guardianreview - https://t.co/Jr8hh3Fq6f
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Apr 3, 2017 2:53 PM
San Francisco's tallest tree? (via @burritojustice) https://t.co/oTC2IMNLTe
Apr 3, 2017 12:55 PM
@crankymate @googlemaps Look, you want to save two minutes or not?
Apr 3, 2017 12:52 PM
RT @cnnbrk: At least 10 people killed in twin blasts on metro in St. Petersburg, Russia, state-run TASS reports. https://t.co/nHU7okzeg2
Apr 3, 2017 4:46 AM
@olix0r @dtemkin MetroNorth FTW
Apr 3, 2017 4:07 AM
@SenDonnelly I ♡ CA https://t.co/mSmzVXnZBT
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Apr 3, 2017 4:04 AM
@SenDonnelly #sellout
Apr 3, 2017 3:37 AM
@adam_messinger "Carol Brown" is a way better track IMO.
Apr 3, 2017 3:20 AM
RT @wickman: it turns out that if you stick a gopro out the window of a fast-moving plane it produces enough drag to yaw and disable the au…
Apr 3, 2017 3:03 AM
@firepile @pgarg Thank you! 🎉
Apr 3, 2017 2:56 AM
RT @anildash: Almost all of the time, people are awesome when you give them the chance to be their best selves. But it can be hard to remem…
Apr 3, 2017 1:02 AM
RT @Karnythia: So, where are the pieces full of sympathy for the communities that didn't vote for Trump that are suffering as a result of h…
Apr 3, 2017 12:27 AM
@ftrain @sippey This thread pretty much validates the year and a half I spent in art school. Strong, lard-covered fave.
Apr 3, 2017 12:24 AM
RT @ftrain: I was confused to walk into the museum and see piles of gray felt—but then I realized, the Beuys are back in town.
Apr 2, 2017 11:25 PM
@fvrojas Happy Birthday!!!
Apr 2, 2017 11:12 PM
@zkahn depends on what you mean by "prominent" I guess
Apr 2, 2017 11:06 PM
@roach @stewart @staceyselkie @tlefca That looks like Yaletown.
Apr 2, 2017 4:39 PM
Monsters. "The laptop belonged to Kushner, who liked the design of Apple products but preferred the Windows OS." https://t.co/l9H5S9kTWI
Apr 2, 2017 4:29 PM
@zmanji We repeal our internet privacy laws and within days a Canadian is buying my personal data in Denmark. #MAGA
Apr 1, 2017 11:06 PM
RT @jamesarcher: For anyone who feels bad about their product backlog, just remember that Outlook has been rendering smiley faces as "J" f…
Apr 1, 2017 9:01 PM
It's a start. https://t.co/Nyic7MlHi6
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Apr 1, 2017 7:32 PM
@cmort 😬
Apr 1, 2017 7:32 PM
RT @cmort: End of my day... https://t.co/Lm3SXGN76C
Apr 1, 2017 6:07 PM
Snow country for old men. https://t.co/LByDqP2e9y
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Apr 1, 2017 4:50 PM
RT @NYCMayorsOffice: @NYCMayor Bill de Blasio just announced the city will close Rikers Island. https://t.co/qFHrmJoeW7
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Apr 1, 2017 5:42 AM
RT @jHawaii: When should @jHawaii happen?
Apr 1, 2017 5:40 AM
@enbnt I will *always* first-pass parse "CA" as Certificate Authority.
Apr 1, 2017 4:31 AM
Current Jawbreaker status. https://t.co/PlkJhXWnvO
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Apr 1, 2017 3:52 AM
@jhamlett: shout out to @maralmurphy for getting @cmort the Witte/Sellery/Ogg janitor hat for his birthday. https://t.co/1VMR7k1Kkq
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Apr 1, 2017 2:24 AM
Happy birthday shoutout to old man Mortimore. https://t.co/pB1Ke0aG2c
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