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May 31, 2017 7:53 PM
RT @mike_julian: Do you know someone who loves monitoring? Want to speak at the SF Metrics meetup? Our speaker calendar would love your nam…
May 31, 2017 6:34 PM
RT @M_PF: Every Mickey, edition 2 of 3, in progress. Every 3D model of mickey i found, compiled together. Even in boring grey primer im hap…
May 31, 2017 5:07 PM
RT @KalvinMacleod: Parenting is like being a juggler except all the balls are screaming.
May 31, 2017 4:42 PM
RT @WarehamDean: new Luna covers LP and 10" EP of new Luna instrumentals -- coming in September https://t.co/MN6O5Jwbpe
May 31, 2017 4:24 PM
RT @laurenduca: The New York Times Public Editor Has Been Spayd (lol I'm so sorry)
May 31, 2017 6:19 AM
RT @Waves_SF: @sevensixfive @burritojustice Go to bed, east coast twitter. Save your strength for whatever strange and horrible thing await…
May 31, 2017 6:12 AM
RT @ElaineF: Over half a million #covfefe tweets in 2 hours. At 2am. Go to bed, your work here is done. (Is mine?)
May 31, 2017 6:11 AM
RT @NumbersMuncher: Sean Spicer as he tries to figure out if he's going to pretend Trump never said #covfefe or that it's a real world the…
May 31, 2017 6:10 AM
RT @fredbenenson: As trivial & silly as #covfefe is, these lightning fast memes demonstrate the ability of Twitter to parallelize the intel…
May 31, 2017 6:06 AM
RT @TVKevLance: And like that ... he's gone https://t.co/9T0QI1YAgr
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May 31, 2017 5:58 AM
This tweet has me imagining Bad News Bears-era Walter Matthau warming up as he awaits the pitching coach's signal to come in for the close.…
May 31, 2017 5:54 AM
RT @speechboy71: The last 30 minutes are the closest human civilization has come to Peak Twitter
May 31, 2017 5:41 AM
@satanjeev The social media game of this administration is amazingly bad. Ideology aside, I suppose the risk of going to jail keeps legit t…
May 31, 2017 5:38 AM
@satanjeev I'm stopping now...it's too easy to get covfefed away with this amazing meme.
May 31, 2017 5:36 AM
RT @ddiamond: tfw you log back on Twitter after a few hours away and discover that everyone’s now named “covfefe.” https://t.co/W7XLdTZVgh
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May 31, 2017 5:34 AM
"Après moi le covfefe."
May 31, 2017 5:27 AM
RT @JamilSmith: We laugh to keep from crying.
May 31, 2017 5:19 AM
'Twas brillig, and the slithy covfefes. Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
May 31, 2017 5:16 AM
RT @TheNardvark: So blessed to be living in an age where we’ll all get to follow along as a sitting US President live tweets his own death…
May 31, 2017 5:05 AM
RT @jessesingal: A "covfefe" is an unexpected event that causes everyone to twitterate on the same joke for awhile Ex. "Tuesday's covfefe…
May 31, 2017 5:04 AM
RT @robdubbin: i swear if trump was just the horse ebooks guys the whole time
May 31, 2017 5:02 AM
RT @captainsafia: this #covfefe thing is wonderful because it's great to see people take something disheartening and turn it into a source…
May 31, 2017 4:59 AM
RT @starsandrobots: Covfefe is the perfect foil for learning what everyone's favorite trope twitter joke is
May 31, 2017 4:50 AM
The red lights blink faster and faster. His head rolls back and forth as he chants: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh covfefe! Covfefe!"
May 31, 2017 4:43 AM
цовфефе
May 31, 2017 4:40 AM
RT @billyeichner: When they go low, we covfefe.
May 31, 2017 4:38 AM
@EmilyGorcenski It is amazing how bad this team is at social media.
May 31, 2017 2:47 AM
RT @sarahjeong: This is really good you guys https://t.co/hek99SEzCg ht @BigMeanInternet
May 31, 2017 1:58 AM
RT @thedavidcrosby: San Francisco https://t.co/SY5xjEmmF6
May 31, 2017 1:11 AM
"He now lives within himself, which is a dangerous place for Donald Trump to be." #MAGAnarök https://t.co/OBTJWGl5W3
May 30, 2017 11:02 PM
RT @m7z: Wisconsin's word is "Wisconsin" https://t.co/Wlyvf2T21G
May 30, 2017 7:41 PM
Spotted this Oak Titmouse outside our hotel room this morning. https://t.co/s62admKRLg
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May 30, 2017 7:24 PM
RT @Recode: Uber fired the executive at the center of the Alphabet lawsuit https://t.co/5t3OH0myea https://t.co/qxyWBE00Jr
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May 30, 2017 5:10 PM
RT @SnowboardMag: Scott Stevens just casually dropped one of the most messed up parts of the year... watch here #snowboarding https://t.co/…
May 30, 2017 4:48 PM
RT @Amy_Siskind: Alex Gardena is every white guy who can't stand that he has to compete with women and PoC in America. What a loser! https:…
May 30, 2017 3:41 PM
RT @amyhollyfield: A vertical playground.... That's a new one! Being unveiled in Emeryville right now https://t.co/BL2WdQPJye
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May 30, 2017 5:55 AM
@mahakp @washingtonpost @DNC @realDonaldTrump @JeffBezos Counterpoint: the biggest story on the planet right now is that the putative leade…
May 30, 2017 5:41 AM
@ryanoneill 🤔
May 30, 2017 4:18 AM
RT @goldengateblond: Happy 90th anniversary of Fred Trump's arrest at a KKK rally! https://t.co/QV8fYszuO6
May 30, 2017 4:18 AM
RT @SlickVaguely: @rabihalameddine We've always been at war with Eurasia
May 30, 2017 4:03 AM
Happy Birthday @pgarg! https://t.co/Uv6t4ML600
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May 30, 2017 12:36 AM
@mediocrity Looks like an American raven...there's some big ones out in Pacifica. Usually kicking it up in the trees above Surf Spot.
May 30, 2017 12:27 AM
@mediocrity Kind of hard to tell due to Twitter's image compression, but if it's head is bald and has a pale beak it might be a turkey vult…
May 30, 2017 12:21 AM
American robin. https://t.co/MNX6g10Hve
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May 30, 2017 12:08 AM
A nice walk in Napa this afternoon. https://t.co/kY24ZKuRAL
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May 29, 2017 5:46 AM
#MAGAnarök
May 29, 2017 5:01 AM
RT @existentialcoms: We only get this one, brief life, and amazingly some people decide they are going to spend it trying to give tax cuts…
May 29, 2017 4:12 AM
@dane Amazon Priming that ASAP!
May 29, 2017 4:10 AM
Now that we've put a dent in international trade it's time to start inhibiting interstate commerce. #MAGA https://t.co/QtkQ7iLKYF
May 29, 2017 3:23 AM
@jco @peterseibel @billclinton Oh, and the lead singer, Mark Sandman, used to play on a de-tuned two-stringed bass guitar. https://t.co/Yuz…
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May 29, 2017 3:17 AM
@jco @peterseibel @billclinton The late 80s/early 90s were a tipping point for pop culture: an explosion of sub-genres & scenes. The sudden…
May 29, 2017 2:27 AM
@jco @peterseibel @billclinton I'll stop after this one, but sax-solo-wise it's one if their best. https://t.co/7Gi9BP06tP
May 29, 2017 2:17 AM
@jco @peterseibel @billclinton They were like punk rock shoegaze. https://t.co/7ZAHlHJh5l
May 29, 2017 2:16 AM
@jco @peterseibel @billclinton Try two saxophones at the same time. https://t.co/TPgnigmrwc
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May 29, 2017 2:06 AM
@peterseibel @jco @billclinton But if you were paying attention in the 90s then pretty much anything by Morphine will do. https://t.co/w6Ce…
May 29, 2017 2:05 AM
@peterseibel @jco @billclinton But Glenn Frey's "You Belong to the City" is pretty good. I mean it's cheesy, but it's still pretty good.
May 29, 2017 2:02 AM
@peterseibel @jco Also @billclinton has a few good ones.
May 29, 2017 1:51 AM
@giltene The chair is JNI.
May 29, 2017 1:19 AM
@waferbaby Frog blast the vent core!
May 29, 2017 12:49 AM
@reecemarkowsky 🤙🏽
May 29, 2017 12:24 AM
@DRay_80s_Child @AshalaFaircrest @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews Son, that's not the point of the #NEA. In order to help people who can't afford to…
May 28, 2017 11:49 PM
RT @techinclusionco: We’re looking for volunteers to help make Tech Inclusion Seattle a success! SIgn-up to help here: https://t.co/jmFaqZA…
May 28, 2017 10:00 PM
@glcmguy I think @christhalinger is up there as well.
May 28, 2017 9:59 PM
@christhalinger Start hiking.
May 28, 2017 9:38 PM
@DRay_80s_Child @davemcwatters @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews Bees are on the what now?
May 28, 2017 9:33 PM
@mediocrity @javawithjiva "Daddy, where do ElfOwls come from?" "Well, when a SAML and an OAuth love each other very much..."
May 28, 2017 9:17 PM
@soozinbird https://t.co/T51ErQz0R0
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May 28, 2017 8:21 PM
Current toddler car puke status. https://t.co/W3v8k4zfkD
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May 28, 2017 8:03 PM
Toddler car puke is pretty much the worst part of being a parent.
May 28, 2017 7:31 PM
@javawithjiva I ♡ SAML
May 28, 2017 7:29 PM
@reecemarkowsky roll, but nothing dangerous, just the client's token and parameter concatenation bits. needed to control nonce and timesta…
May 28, 2017 7:25 PM
I understand the need for opacity, but there's gotta be a better developer experience than just "403 Forbidden".
May 28, 2017 7:24 PM
TFW when you have to roll your own OAuth client library in order to debug service-side authN failures.
May 28, 2017 6:30 PM
RT @rabihalameddine: Good morning 5 https://t.co/v5LnvVdxCm
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May 28, 2017 7:23 AM
RT @monkchips: arguably the most powerful tech company in the world hires engineers in their 60s. we should all learn from that https://t.c…
May 28, 2017 5:39 AM
@msilver @NightValeRadio Faithful to the original and original in content.
May 28, 2017 4:05 AM
@NightValeRadio They really should make an audiobook version of this.
May 28, 2017 4:04 AM
Current status: sitting in the Cell Phone Waiting Lot at SFO reading a podcast. https://t.co/fqitfxNEvj
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May 28, 2017 1:46 AM
RT @rabihalameddine: "I start in the middle of a sentence and move both directions at once." -John Coltrane https://t.co/cBZsEJbDh8
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May 28, 2017 1:39 AM
@davidjrusek 😬
May 28, 2017 12:03 AM
RT @adam_messinger: Oregon heros are an unlikely pair, an Army vet and a Reed alum, both had courage to stand up for what's right. Best of…
May 28, 2017 12:03 AM
RT @gilbertjasono: Ernest Hemingway was once challenged to write the saddest story possible in 6 words. The result: https://t.co/5DVQm7R7aY
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May 27, 2017 11:30 PM
@JohnCornyn 🤔
May 27, 2017 5:17 PM
I suppose that's better than "Tru-dog" or "Canadian J". https://t.co/OUOXCaHbpr
May 27, 2017 3:27 PM
RT @catehstn: Glad to see @anitaborg_org ditching uber For Cause - https://t.co/S92knbMmLH
May 27, 2017 2:13 PM
RT @BenSasse: I present the customized "Flamethrower Tractor." https://t.co/cUqRTsBXx2
May 27, 2017 1:56 PM
RT @gnat: "To organise *almost* all the world's information, to make it universally accessible and useful." https://t.co/pqWOpcnJu9
May 27, 2017 4:58 AM
@j_grand Current bawler, future baller.
May 27, 2017 4:10 AM
@waferbaby My JavaScript in the late 90s was pretty much: alert("I'm here!"); ... alert("I'm here too!"); ... alert("here003"); ... alert(…
May 27, 2017 4:05 AM
RT @CityLightsBooks: Starving, hysterical … CLOTHED in a City Lights HOWL onesie! ;) https://t.co/LYvNnFZhlZ
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May 27, 2017 4:01 AM
RT @onlxn: a sports-style movie about the Kushner men overcoming every American privilege and against all odds making it to jail
May 27, 2017 4:00 AM
RT @GalaxyKate: Only $76,000 if they have women do it! https://t.co/KssZCEBWiH
May 27, 2017 3:55 AM
@micheal @ndwns Five or so years on, @ApacheMesos remains one of the best investments we've ever made.
May 27, 2017 3:43 AM
RT @winstonpeters: Tweets on Winston Peters NZ politician
May 27, 2017 3:34 AM
@glcmguy I hope everything is OK!
May 27, 2017 3:25 AM
The Country Roads of San Francisco https://t.co/lHsf6t80hl
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May 27, 2017 2:02 AM
@enbnt @shatil im-mole-ation
May 27, 2017 12:54 AM
RT @PoliticoKevin: I keep coming back to this quote from ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN: "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and thin…
May 27, 2017 12:48 AM
@theatrus @esm That's just the new flame graph feature in Viz.
May 26, 2017 10:58 PM
Getting @pgarg's birthday started early. https://t.co/VslPWuixoj
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May 26, 2017 10:09 PM
@cravensroost This is the kind of behavior that you apologize on behalf of your 3yo for.
May 26, 2017 10:07 PM
@cravensroost Seriously. It's so embarrassing. https://t.co/Qfu26sDLg4
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May 26, 2017 9:40 PM
“Honk!” yelled a Trump. “Coming through! I’ve big important things to do! I haven’t time to pass the day with every ally along the way!” …
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May 26, 2017 7:54 PM
OH: "favepalm" /cc: @pgarg
May 26, 2017 7:38 PM
"Providers are showing either static or slightly higher prices average price trends." https://t.co/9qzDpJUdyh
May 26, 2017 6:41 PM
RT @jbuford: hey security folks...... https://t.co/1LyXhu8N0H
May 26, 2017 6:34 PM
RT @Si_ximujin: Self-explanatory https://t.co/nYDjj6pGAd
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May 26, 2017 6:23 PM
Today's BBQ is gonna be lit. 🔥 https://t.co/O3XIXu9lae
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May 26, 2017 3:53 PM
RT @AstroKatie: Absolutely incredible new images of Jupiter's south pole and first science results from @NASAJuno today. https://t.co/f5HrZ…
May 26, 2017 3:48 PM
@TonyPrintezis @normanmaurer 😬
May 26, 2017 3:43 PM
@jco What are they?
May 26, 2017 3:42 PM
RT @zeynep: We are at a historical turning point when it comes to politics/society & tech. And were sleepwalking into a potentially very ne…
May 26, 2017 11:55 AM
RT @jrmaidment: Macron walks directly towards Trump, swerves at the last second to greet Angela Merkel first instead. Spectacular. https:/…
May 26, 2017 2:58 AM
What the fuck is wrong with this guy? https://t.co/bdSnCqbfG4
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May 26, 2017 1:30 AM
BART PA: "There are system-wide delays due to...various reasons."
May 25, 2017 7:06 PM
RT @remarksist: i designed this as a joke but now i've made €4 because someone seriously wanted a case that makes your phone look like a He…
May 25, 2017 5:50 PM
Took another Hawaiian from the North Shore to the cold, marginal surf of Lindamar. https://t.co/vIDtrggmVm
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May 25, 2017 6:48 AM
@posco Some book of short stories by (@cstross? Vinge? @GreatDismal? @neilhimself?) had a parallel worlds riff on the Antikythera Mechanism.
May 25, 2017 5:43 AM
Go-karting but instead of racing everyone drives around the track at moderate speeds while listening to NPR and enjoying the scenery.
May 25, 2017 5:06 AM
Hopefully tonight's bedtime story doesn't give her troubled dreams. https://t.co/DhPcLZpM6Q
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May 25, 2017 4:56 AM
The Amazon Effect: "The detritus from shipping all these goods is overloading the waste stream." https://t.co/BPEUbCze4f
May 25, 2017 2:55 AM
@davidjrusek @mokomull @NuttySwiss TLDR; we voted "No" on modules
May 25, 2017 2:50 AM
@mokomull @davidjrusek @NuttySwiss Though... https://t.co/1g6OqXtTbT
May 25, 2017 2:50 AM
@mokomull @davidjrusek @NuttySwiss I think this is one of the motivations behind modules (JSR 376) in Java 9...roll your own "J2ME".
May 25, 2017 2:41 AM
@NuttySwiss It's only dirty if your not running it on the Twitter JVM.
May 25, 2017 2:28 AM
RT @BrandyLJensen: we deserve better villains, the ones we have are so fucking dumb
May 25, 2017 2:26 AM
@NathanZed https://t.co/LDXJaex2fJ
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May 25, 2017 12:42 AM
@MattG_21 🤔
May 24, 2017 10:21 PM
RT @bstrand: Here's @enbnt showing #monitorama how they introspect on G(ood) C(at) pauses at Twitter https://t.co/y0lK5TxYTo
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May 24, 2017 9:25 PM
@enbnt Good luck!!!
May 24, 2017 6:57 PM
@ModFarm @mat This makes a pretty good argument for a Jucero-type device that extrudes hotdogs (like a Play-Doh press) from recall-able mea…
May 24, 2017 6:53 PM
RT @ModFarm: Bad news for Nathan's lovers. https://t.co/bGzhUmYAVo
May 24, 2017 6:50 PM
RT @nelson: It is not normal for a President's proposed budget to contain a clumsy $2 trillion deception. It is contemptuous.
May 24, 2017 4:58 PM
@enbnt Live stream of #monitorama is here: https://t.co/MlLsLafHNp
May 24, 2017 4:57 PM
Twitter's @enbnt will giving a talk on "Debugging Distributed Systems" at #monitorama this afternoon at 2:30pm PST.
May 24, 2017 3:53 PM
@kdspaul Mini-choco monads.
May 24, 2017 3:51 PM
@kdspaul In Berlin now, eh? Watch out for the Weltschmerz.
May 24, 2017 3:34 PM
@kdspaul As you step off the plane your first breath of French air floods your lungs with ennui.
May 24, 2017 3:25 PM
RT @jonnysun: someone stole my bots and i dont know what to do im so angry and sad @tinycarebot stolen as @minicarebot @tinydotblot stolen…
May 24, 2017 4:11 AM
RT @adambain: This is great https://t.co/kbiahRylDd
May 24, 2017 2:39 AM
RT @jeffvandermeer: Jeff, what the hell?! Well, Jeff, it was a very old skull, someone offered it at a party, it was copper lined and I onl…
May 23, 2017 11:35 PM
RT @EFF: Twitter's new privacy policy abandons a longstanding privacy pledge https://t.co/AIuSsFCy1K
May 23, 2017 7:06 PM
@cstross This is actually a safety feature that prevents us from encoding all 9 billion names of God and thereby accidentally ending the un…
May 23, 2017 6:27 PM
RT @ianbremmer: Manchester, United https://t.co/SMZhwzqIlS
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May 23, 2017 6:16 PM
RT @JacksonThatsMe: Google emoji redesign looks like its trying to reinvent itself before 8th grade starts https://t.co/w7sED4Wt9R
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May 22, 2017 11:47 PM
RT @NPRinskeep: The cumulative weight of the WaPo's top six headlines at 7:42 pm. https://t.co/AhFBjUrxlW
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May 22, 2017 11:43 PM
RT @SFBART: "Twitter is #BARTable," tweeted BART, captioning a photo of Twitter for Twitter. #Meta https://t.co/mI5B1yTrpn
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May 22, 2017 10:02 PM
TIL: 7-Eleven has a VC arm. Time to bring some disruptive innovation to the Slurpee™ tech industry. https://t.co/89fVQahtee #CorpDevBootcamp
May 22, 2017 7:54 PM
RT @Werner: Welcome James Gosling to the #AWS family! https://t.co/8FLW0KTH8J https://t.co/KoiUeEZ4ga
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May 22, 2017 6:40 PM
RT @jonnysun: *turns on internet* computor, i need to take a break from trying to achieve one thing. show me all of the achievments of othe…
May 22, 2017 5:13 AM
RT @sayrer: twitter is crazy for not having the "activity" page (they used to have it!) #freelesson
May 22, 2017 4:59 AM
RT @juliareinstein: I love Twitter so goddamn much https://t.co/dXqwW9dsjU
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May 22, 2017 4:56 AM
@doriantaylor *Actually* his full name is "Barfolemew".
May 22, 2017 4:52 AM
RT @dschonbe: .@mozilla Your latest Thunderbird update completely broke accessibility. Screen Readers fail on the message list now. #Emerge…
May 22, 2017 4:50 AM
I'm not the only one who keeps thinking about this, right? https://t.co/vhId5AIWfy
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May 22, 2017 4:39 AM
@jwildeboer @judell Alternatively: 1. Get a library card 2. Check out a good book 3. Read that good book 4. Return that good book to libra…
May 22, 2017 3:29 AM
RT @pgarg: Anytime you are tackling your imposter syndrome, remind yourself of how deep rooted the bias is : https://t.co/JYsDt7C1Ei https:…
May 22, 2017 3:26 AM
RT @CalebHowe: "We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it." https://t.co/155WIO…
May 22, 2017 2:58 AM
@DebsterSoCal I'm just playing around with our ad tools. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
May 22, 2017 1:02 AM
RT @SmhoakMosheein: they should have left this scene from Heavy Metal on the cutting room floor. https://t.co/wSFLLLw7XX
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May 21, 2017 7:19 PM
@lindaruthless Daniel the Tiger is also big these days. It's basically an extension of Mr. Rogers but with animated characters. Just FYI. :…
May 21, 2017 6:27 PM
The dad at this 3yo's Peppa Pig-themed birthday party drew snouts on the bottoms of the pink plastic cups. That is next-level dad. #respect…
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May 21, 2017 3:52 PM
As @pgarg points out, a combination of @SFBART and @sfmta_muni is probably a better option. #BaytoBreakers
May 21, 2017 3:50 PM
Looking forward to driving across town this morning in order to get to a birthday party. #BaytoBreakers
May 21, 2017 3:22 PM
RT @java: Automation of Blast Furnaces at Tata Steel with #NetBeans #java https://t.co/TuMG2Dw8j5 https://t.co/BgFkvFKBoV
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May 21, 2017 2:00 PM
Sunday AM jazz. https://t.co/lWlKM1AOPf
May 21, 2017 6:20 AM
I need this ladder. Don't let me down #lazytwitter and #dadtwitter...where can I get one of these? https://t.co/GaeUD5zu5J
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May 21, 2017 5:00 AM
@secretasianman @cbogie @9len @roach @esm @paulnivin @theatrus We're gonna need a bigger Chris Chen disambiguation page.
May 21, 2017 4:53 AM
RT @MCSerch: Fuck @united. Nothing friendly about their skies. Bunch of dickheads.
May 21, 2017 3:12 AM
@thehighsign @zeynep More of a Borges thing for me, but yeah.
May 21, 2017 12:46 AM
@christhalinger @ocubot No worries, dug up a (relatively) shorter board (6'10'') for ya. https://t.co/3tePvZYxDx
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May 20, 2017 11:12 PM
RT @sfexaminer: BREAKING: #BART train derails in Daly City, passengers walked off train, no injuries reported https://t.co/UVQVxwrCWI
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May 20, 2017 11:12 PM
RT @SFBART: Disabled train outside of Daly City- two cars derailed on a 9-car train. No injuries to report, everyone has been safely off bo…
May 20, 2017 10:18 PM
It's an iced coffee and sidewalk chalk kind of afternoon. https://t.co/vEEr6MXuxV
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May 20, 2017 9:37 PM
@BlueSpaceCanary @sarahjeong "Ok, I bought all the candles...now what?"
May 20, 2017 8:44 PM
RT @rabihalameddine: Why isn't Satie prescribed as an anti-anxiety drug? Instead of Ativan, we should say, Here's a Gymnopedie. Not Xanax,…
May 20, 2017 4:50 PM
RT @john_overholt: The first thing we do, let's eat all the leftovers.
May 20, 2017 4:44 PM
@marius So far Alexa is ignoring my 3yo's voice. Too high pitched perhaps? Anyway, I consider it feature and not a bug.
May 20, 2017 4:34 PM
RT @n8foo: herringbone planetary gear system, 100 microns in PLA on a @josefprusa #Prusai3. Drill to demonstrate how smooth it is. #3Dprint…
May 20, 2017 2:09 PM
RT @tedfrank: Have I recently mentioned the theory that Trump provoked a gypsy curse dooming him to live out his tweets? https://t.co/9zalL…
May 20, 2017 1:37 PM
@joep @marsanfra @twitterhadoop @krishnansriram Indeed. You should move it next to the propane tank at the back of the yard.
May 20, 2017 3:20 AM
RT @Digidave: When a data person has too much time on their hands. “Every Color Of Cardigan Mister Rogers Wore" https://t.co/ZaJttCuc0w htt…
May 20, 2017 3:05 AM
RT @SFBART: Want to hear about the history of BART? Head to @SSFLibrary on Sun at 3pm. Mike Healy will talk about his new book! https://t.c…
May 20, 2017 2:35 AM
Friday night in Glen Park. https://t.co/t2ojc0YKjz
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May 20, 2017 12:26 AM
RT @seh: https://t.co/yteEAoosyI
May 20, 2017 12:03 AM
RT @adam_messinger: Just had lunch with @aroetter. Totally looking forward to his new management book.
May 20, 2017 12:02 AM
@dschobel If the last election has taught us nothing else, it's that democracy is a failed system.
May 19, 2017 11:01 PM
RT @Pinboard: It’s like a train wreck where new trains just keep arriving
May 19, 2017 10:40 PM
@Pinboard "At least Trump made the train-wrecks run on time."
May 19, 2017 5:18 PM
@krishnansriram @flavien @gerashegalov @adam_messinger @joyousx @sam @lessachu @gilad @marius We won't know until 2018.
May 19, 2017 5:05 PM
Fun #dawnpatrol at Lindamar with @ocubot this AM. Been too long since I was in the water. Arms are jelly. Also, I need a roof rack. https:/…
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May 19, 2017 4:19 AM
@dschonbe @sam @lessachu @gilad @joyousx Oh, 24 is still well within the bubble.
May 19, 2017 3:51 AM
@sam @lessachu @gilad @joyousx 24
May 19, 2017 3:39 AM
“Basquiat painting sets new records with $110.5 million sale” /cc: @pgarg https://t.co/HLd8IvWf8s
May 19, 2017 3:23 AM
@davidjrusek @gmacisme @davidjrusek @gmacisme https://t.co/CP57kf9pIL
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May 19, 2017 3:20 AM
RT @SERPDOT: https://t.co/hEZK6HRzbc
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May 19, 2017 3:01 AM
RT @readwriteradio: In America, news breaks you.
May 19, 2017 12:10 AM
Here is @ysr1729's talk about what he & @heyjoshua are currently working on re: continuous ML-driven tuning @Twitter https://t.co/tH0yGyW8ry
May 18, 2017 11:45 PM
There's a nice shoutout to @ysr1729 in @adriancolyer's latest edition of "The Morning Paper" on ML-driven tuning. https://t.co/bonMFoL9ej
May 18, 2017 11:07 PM
RT @adriancolyer: "BOAT: building auto-tuners with structured Bayesian optimisation" Dalibard et al. 17 https://t.co/CfzUTkl6tl #themorning…
May 18, 2017 11:03 PM
RT @headius: Dear @twitter: I need a way to save tweets into named folders. Kthxbye.
May 18, 2017 7:59 PM
Good catching up with @mmihic today. As you can see from the photo, security was a bit skeptical about letting him into the office. https:/…
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May 18, 2017 7:50 PM
Good job everyone. "His advisers concede [that the trip] could produce unscripted, diplomatically perilous moments."https://t.co/xNQo7Line5
May 18, 2017 6:32 PM
#cup https://t.co/SCYyshXnWd
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May 18, 2017 4:18 PM
RT @marclamonthill: Roger Ailes has died. Wow. Sending deep and heartfelt condolences to everyone who was abused, harassed, exploited, and…
May 18, 2017 4:17 PM
RT @MikeDrucker: Sad to hear this morning that Roger Ailes has been killed by Princess Leia on his pleasure barge.
May 18, 2017 3:29 PM
RT @john_overholt: Mixed-Up Files (along with Phantom Tollbooth) defined my childhood and shaped my adulthood.❤️ https://t.co/jMQepz4fap
May 18, 2017 2:17 PM
RT @TheNardvark: We’re in a better place now. #RIPRogerAiles
May 18, 2017 1:55 PM
RT @doctorow: The abysmal information security at Trump properties has probably already compromised US secrets https://t.co/UJKVEzqzOq http…
May 18, 2017 4:07 AM
@dschonbe @sarahjeong @LibnOfCongress Our current status: https://t.co/nK1OyG884U
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May 18, 2017 3:34 AM
RT @psharpe: @pragashjj @jkowall @PanosJee Zipkin is alive and well at Twitter. In fact, we're wrapping up work to port our Zipkin infra to…
May 18, 2017 3:20 AM
RT @TheNardvark: This latest Trump scandal is by far the most recent.
May 18, 2017 3:02 AM
@sarahjeong My hope is we can keep going with the impeachments and resignations until we have the @LibnOfCongress sitting in the Oval Offic…
May 18, 2017 2:33 AM
RT @blandford: I'm tired of winning
May 17, 2017 10:50 PM
RT @realDonaldTrump: If I win-I am going to instruct my AG to get a special prosecutor to look into your situation bc there's never been an…
May 17, 2017 10:49 PM
I'd like to spend a day at the office just shouting "Fake news!" anytime a colleague tries to talk to me.
May 17, 2017 10:29 PM
RT @PostScottWilson: This is not true https://t.co/3gRD9xhecC
May 17, 2017 9:48 PM
@wm @zackangelo the dude behind him sure looks a lot like @siggy
May 17, 2017 9:20 PM
@adrianfcole @jkowall @PanosJee @ryanoneill Nope. #FakeNews. As Ryan notes it was turned off for a bit to mitigate a scaling issue (since r…
May 17, 2017 9:12 PM
@psharpe @pragashjj @jkowall @PanosJee That's #FakeNews, @jkowall. Zipkin is still Twitter's tracing solution.
May 17, 2017 5:07 PM
RT @RecParkSF: In San Francisco, Everyone Lives Within A 10-Minute Walk Of A Park « CBS San Francisco https://t.co/rKlGQsB8aM
May 17, 2017 3:41 PM
RT @mrp: Startup in Downtown SF looking for a Director of Recruiting. Ping me if you can refer someone (even yourself). The view from thei…
May 17, 2017 3:21 PM
RT @DLeonhardt: Subscribers of the NYT, WaPo & other publications are paying for the investigations and oversight that the U.S. Congress wo…
May 17, 2017 5:42 AM
Late night Crosby, Stills, & Nash. https://t.co/NaVf3BpfC9
May 17, 2017 4:27 AM
RT @DocuSign: For the latest updates on the phishing attack, visit https://t.co/MxfHFcArHH. The DocuSign service, envelopes & customer docs…
May 17, 2017 2:53 AM
RT @blakehounshell: This is INSANE. Erdogan’s goons rough up Kurdish protesters ON EMBASSY ROW, as D.C. cops valiantly try to stop them. ht…
May 17, 2017 2:11 AM
RT @wusa9: Demonstration outside Turkish Embassy ends with injuries, arrests https://t.co/LUyxtRCrd9 https://t.co/h2Vis4B3Xr
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May 17, 2017 2:10 AM
America 2017 https://t.co/0XML8UaPms
May 17, 2017 1:46 AM
RT @matasar: Someday we might again have a president that James Comey didn't choose, but it's looking like it could be two in a row first.
May 17, 2017 1:46 AM
@theVlad https://t.co/THxbYx8BLZ
May 17, 2017 1:40 AM
RT @GreatDismal: I'm guessing a complete Trump collapse could be near instantaneous, and as unexpected as a one of his tweets. Might *be* a…
May 17, 2017 1:14 AM
RT @LeonKrauze: Sangre en el agua https://t.co/qTjPuyzs1r
May 17, 2017 1:12 AM
RT @binarybits: I can't stop watching this GIF of a Google LIDAR cleaning itself. https://t.co/oYm2m9Qfa2 https://t.co/Pupp9a7hW5
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May 16, 2017 11:39 PM
RT @xor: I forget where I saw the phrase that Trump is "speedrunning the Nixon presidency" but it is a good one
May 16, 2017 9:59 PM
RT @ashleyfeinberg: it's almost like..... he's a fucking idiot but no it couldn't possibly..... https://t.co/jcaxwnerwZ
May 16, 2017 6:34 PM
@roach @jayholler @zkiehl @CALencioni @w6fu @gibbongal Shirt is on @jayholler's desk. The mediums look a little small after a trip through …
May 16, 2017 2:39 PM
Hey @SenFeinstein, subways were pretty much invented for reading Twitter. I suggest using Twitter daily & actively in order to stay current…
May 16, 2017 5:39 AM
RT @prchovanec: They chose a good day to drop this info. https://t.co/rnBdQ7VKG3
May 16, 2017 5:34 AM
RT @patio11: Applies to so, so many fields of human endeavor. We don't celebrate plodding execution over long time horizons nearly enough.…
May 16, 2017 5:24 AM
#hugs to the awesome folks at @DocuSign dealing with an email list breach & subsequent phishing attacks on customers https://t.co/Mo9GvqYnrj
May 16, 2017 4:12 AM
RT @bjnovak: I'm starting to think maybe we shouldn't have built our whole country on an Indian burial ground
May 16, 2017 2:18 AM
RT @Carrasquillo: McMaster of None https://t.co/DCo1tvSKIu
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May 16, 2017 2:18 AM
RT @Carrasquillo: Speaks for less than a minute, takes no questions. https://t.co/EXsTS9p7uN
May 16, 2017 2:16 AM
RT @Carrasquillo: WH comms staffers just put the TVs on super loud after we could hear yelling coming from room w/ Bannon, Spicer, Sanders
May 16, 2017 2:09 AM
RT @cmort: Decided to see how fox was handling the intel leak story... https://t.co/x30qKhASIN
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May 16, 2017 2:03 AM
RT @shearm: The White House is denying something that reporting from the Post and others (incl. NYT) don't say: that POTUS revealed sources…
May 16, 2017 1:57 AM
TIL: "forfend" https://t.co/88m34HDLQ6 https://t.co/fpDJdfYsQi
May 15, 2017 11:55 PM
@roach @jayholler @zkiehl @CALencioni @w6fu @gibbongal I'll put your shirt (M) on @jayholler's desk.
May 15, 2017 10:26 PM
Of course he did. ⚡️ “Report: Trump revealed highly classified intel to Russian officials ” https://t.co/5sygEjSrNI
May 15, 2017 2:39 PM
RT @MattStout07: Let this sink in... @realDonaldTrump has an 11 year old son at home, yet spends every weekend away playing golf... And peo…
May 15, 2017 5:20 AM
RT @LOLGOP: Happy Mother's Day to Texas, which has the worst maternal mortality rate in the developed world & the state's GOP won't give up…
May 15, 2017 5:19 AM
RT @zhuanghongru: https://t.co/zTIvam5esq
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May 15, 2017 4:14 AM
@gpapilion All animals are meant for eating. Just a matter of relative position in the food chain.
May 15, 2017 4:11 AM
@gpapilion Pre- or post-Trump-induced economic collapse?
May 15, 2017 4:03 AM
⚡️ “Actor Powers Boothe dies at 68” https://t.co/BEWhKUes8V
May 15, 2017 12:37 AM
RT @RAPID_ML: Continuous Optimization of #Microservices using #MachineLearning by @ysr1729 of @Twitter | @DevoxxUS #APIs #API #ML https://t…
May 15, 2017 12:20 AM
RT @DonaldRichard: Am I the only person who treats crowd shots at Warriors playoff games as a "Where's Waldo" of tech executives?
May 14, 2017 11:19 PM
Pigeons are pretty cool birds. The whole "rats with wings" thing makes it easy to overlook how striking they are when viewed up close. http…
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May 14, 2017 8:32 PM
RT @NeinQuarterly: The poets. They've seized your Dada. And are holding it for ransom.
May 14, 2017 8:02 PM
RT @fabiochiusi: Must read by @zeynep: both companies and intelligence agencies need to do much more for cybersecurity https://t.co/ShAGVIt…
May 14, 2017 3:29 PM
@xcv58 Yeah, I think we're missing out on a market for live audio with @periscopeco. Would be awesome on mobile to just soundtrack somethin…
May 14, 2017 3:00 PM
Sunday morning jazz. https://t.co/yjMBY4vUNH
May 14, 2017 2:40 PM
#HappyMothersDay shoutout to @pgarg, @ritagargchd, @lizwiggi, and all the other amazing Moms out there.
May 14, 2017 5:08 AM
😭😭😭 https://t.co/iSspLx3QCV
May 14, 2017 4:56 AM
@jeffvandermeer Who's the artist behind these masterpieces? There's a wall or two at work that could stand some new art.
May 14, 2017 4:32 AM
RT @MikeSigner: My statement on tonight's demonstration involving lit torches at Lee Park: https://t.co/z01XsVwPwY
May 14, 2017 2:57 AM
Glen Park's local bookstore, @birdandbeckett, has live jazz on the weekends. A unique space to see some really great local SF musicians. ht…
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May 14, 2017 2:20 AM
RT @goldengateblond: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing working class people to vote for Republicans. https://t.co/QU8…
May 14, 2017 12:23 AM
Fun trip this afternoon to Fairyland in Oakland for a birthday party. https://t.co/qPlguS2tE5
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May 13, 2017 11:30 PM
Broadcast experiment. https://t.co/eiSm1v6QZY
May 13, 2017 8:03 PM
RT @Pinboard: Nothing conveys the stability, craftsmanship, and crystalline beauty of software engineering like the word “patch”
May 13, 2017 5:14 PM
RT @pgarg: A salute to all the working mothers of the world! Some weekend inspiration: https://t.co/KErQfRtWlQ
May 13, 2017 2:35 PM
@ningwangsf To weed, or not to weed...
May 13, 2017 2:26 PM
Karla vs. Emmett Fitz-Hume
May 13, 2017 2:02 PM
John le Carré's "Spies Like Us" #TrumpRussia
May 13, 2017 1:27 PM
@gpapilion @pgarg Oui.
May 13, 2017 4:15 AM
@l4stewar Hell, *I* will rob one of those robots. Where is it? Valencia and what?
May 13, 2017 4:06 AM
@l4stewar These bots will get so robbed.
May 13, 2017 3:54 AM
#DateNight https://t.co/MyDfBxrgiY
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May 13, 2017 2:45 AM
RT @timesinsider: First a book, now a puzzle: @BillClinton penned the clues to today’s crossword — and we lifted the usual paywall. https:/…
May 13, 2017 1:10 AM
RT @ScottWesterfeld: If you're telling authors not to sully their twitter feeds with politics, you don't know what twitter is or what autho…
May 12, 2017 7:52 PM
⚡️ “Trump Lawyer: Tax returns show no income from Russia, 'with a few exceptions'” https://t.co/CMTjoTWG2K
May 12, 2017 4:13 PM
@nelson He's been listening to the audiobook of an Andrew Jackson biography a lot lately so it's only natural to be have steam power top-of…
May 12, 2017 3:38 PM
RT @NYTimesWordplay: Enjoy today's puzzle by @billclinton & @judgevic1 for FREE! The paywall is up for this one, so enjoy! And join me on…
May 12, 2017 3:14 PM
@ningwangsf What if he's using a Russian carrier?
May 12, 2017 2:59 PM
RT @lizwiggi: The leader of our country should be above behaving like a soap opera character...good grief!
May 12, 2017 2:58 PM
Wait until he finds out Twitter is blocked in China. https://t.co/XAlSIyAij9
May 12, 2017 2:52 PM
Is...is this blackmail? https://t.co/CLSibtvI0B
May 12, 2017 1:45 PM
RT @ClintSmithIII: History is going to remember Jeff Sessions as the racist bigot that he is. https://t.co/HdNavxeSuv
May 12, 2017 1:36 PM
RT @laurenduca: The President of the United States DEMANDED LOYALTY from the director of the FBI, and it's being treated as an anecdote
May 12, 2017 5:49 AM
@ningwangsf @sparhawk @dschonbe Stretch goal.
May 12, 2017 5:28 AM
RT @JoinTheFlock: All the Twitter employees are getting excited for a day of volunteering tomorrow! #TwitterForGood https://t.co/y3Zss5X0Ux
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May 12, 2017 5:22 AM
RT @smokiesbaseball: Who can't wait for the guys to be sporting these on Star Wars Night? Bid on your favorite players jerseys at https://t…
May 12, 2017 2:58 AM
@sparhawk @dschonbe My Development Goal this quarter is gonna be "Build my personal brand." with a success metric of "Get 2K followers."
May 11, 2017 10:50 PM
@jonfavs Haha. What? Really?
May 11, 2017 9:35 PM
RT @nycjayjay: I can't. https://t.co/OcSIQLNAF3
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May 11, 2017 8:59 PM
@heyjoshua @dokas That adds a lot of needed context.
May 11, 2017 8:47 PM
As a manager I find the weekly one-on-one is an ideal time to focus your employees's attention to any of your tweets they haven't yet faved.
May 11, 2017 7:54 PM
RT @ABC: Police in California warn paddleboarders to exit the water in a "calm manner" as they are "next to approximately 15 great white sh…
May 11, 2017 7:33 PM
"You going to goddamned steam, the digital costs hundreds of millions of dollars more money and it’s no good." https://t.co/WzeeoxpAtS
May 11, 2017 7:09 PM
@heyjoshua Is this your code or @ysr1729'S code and did either of you give the other a ShipIt?
May 11, 2017 6:23 PM
RT @cbrumelle: How can anyone watch this and think that things are ok? https://t.co/y6YSViJC5P
May 11, 2017 6:19 PM
Spotted a MUNI "Test Train" on my way into work this morning. Note the open wiring panel at the back of the car. https://t.co/F8B4aFfrKh
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May 11, 2017 5:16 PM
RT @MattNegrin: if spicer ends up at cnn i swear to fucking god
May 11, 2017 5:13 PM
IANAL but AFAIK "certification" means that you signed a letter in the presence of a notary public. Not equivalent to sworn testimony, right…
May 11, 2017 5:03 PM
@jayholler @roach @msilver I screen a few prints and shirts from time to time. Just tell me your t-shirt size and I'll hook you up.
May 11, 2017 4:51 PM
@knorlen @bgingold @roach @msilver What's your t-shirt size?
May 11, 2017 4:48 PM
@bgingold @roach @msilver Will run a few of those next. I'll reserve one for ya.
May 11, 2017 4:43 PM
@roach @msilver Ran a bunch of mediums this AM. Should be ready by Monday. https://t.co/ikDUxd9GYb
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May 11, 2017 3:56 PM
Trump's gonna try and defect during his first state visit to Russia, right?
May 11, 2017 3:14 PM
RT @sbg1: My piece from last night: 'Putin asked him to', the backstory of Trump's Oval Office Russia meeting https://t.co/OXcihkfMwh
May 11, 2017 4:08 AM
RT @ezralevin: Former McCain chief of staff. https://t.co/l0hEcZa4Lj
May 11, 2017 3:51 AM
@TonyPrintezis @midnight Teshtament #RuinMetal https://t.co/mdlKX4K9Rq
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May 11, 2017 3:48 AM
@TonyPrintezis @midnight Children of Bodum #RuinMetal https://t.co/zMaWWeZkF6
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May 11, 2017 3:46 AM
@TonyPrintezis Sepulturing Complete #RuinMetal
May 11, 2017 3:44 AM
@BraddJaffy @cmort https://t.co/WuqQxI6KHC
May 11, 2017 3:33 AM
RT @burritojustice: “ideas are weapons, and we can’t have those traveling across the country”
May 11, 2017 3:13 AM
@burritojustice 👌🏼
May 11, 2017 3:13 AM
RT @burritojustice: FahrenFlight 451
May 11, 2017 3:13 AM
RT @burritojustice: only a matter of time until the US bans books on domestic flights
May 11, 2017 2:41 AM
RT @Pinboard: I can’t believe Americans seriously think they can bring down someone like Trump through a legal scandal. He doesn’t care, an…
May 11, 2017 2:31 AM
Those that tweet as if they were mad Innumerable ones Those huddling with his staff near a clump of bushes & then behind a tall hedge Etc
May 11, 2017 2:23 AM
"huddling with his staff near a clump of bushes and then behind a tall hedge" https://t.co/3JXS08uHnG
May 11, 2017 2:12 AM
RT @KingImpulse: i made an expanding brain meme https://t.co/7PfV8D1pVs
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May 10, 2017 5:33 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: Twitter voted No on JSR 376. Our statement here: https://t.co/51zjF2vrPT
May 10, 2017 5:26 PM
RT @JOTB17: Distributed sagas: A Protocol for coordinating #microservices by @caitie at#JOTB17 #distributedsystems #BigData #Twitter https:…
May 10, 2017 5:23 PM
Some context on our decision to vote "No" on #JSR376, the Java Platform Module System. https://t.co/1g6OqXtTbT
May 10, 2017 4:48 PM
@ysr1729 @seanspicer @realDonaldTrump And Andrew Jackson isn't here to save us this time.
May 10, 2017 4:47 PM
@ysr1729 @seanspicer @realDonaldTrump I'll go even further. These bozos are the greatest threat our country has faced since the Civil War.
May 10, 2017 3:39 PM
What idiot called @seanspicer "White House Press Secretary" instead of "Word Salad Spinner"?
May 10, 2017 3:35 PM
A benefit of having been, albeit briefly, an art major: recognizing the Basquiat printed on your wife's dress. https://t.co/r8QaYQEFqt
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May 10, 2017 7:02 AM
RT @bencasselman: So, is everyone excited for the CBO score?
May 10, 2017 6:51 AM
RT @tedlieu: Today is a good day to remind people that if you are a whistleblower, read my website on how to leak to the press. https://t.…
May 10, 2017 5:02 AM
RT @KenJennings: Boy John McCain is going to tsk-tsk about this before he eagerly votes to confirm new FBI director Michael Flynn Wearing a…
May 10, 2017 4:19 AM
@gln Shame. No opinions on gardening sheds.
May 10, 2017 4:15 AM
@gln Is it for bikes? If so I have some strong opinions about it's construction, color possibilities, etc.
May 10, 2017 4:10 AM
RT @JWJones252: is it possible to play zero dimensional chess https://t.co/9kv0ALsJq3
May 10, 2017 4:01 AM
RT @alexwu: We are hiring software engineers for the Anti-Abuse team @ Twitter. Come join the team! https://t.co/42TKQhGb3Q
May 10, 2017 3:05 AM
@__koyaanisqatsi I'm afraid that after today I'm going to need a shot of something stronger.
May 10, 2017 2:54 AM
RT @ericgeller: This take aged well! https://t.co/BzitCVjnwN
May 10, 2017 2:28 AM
RT @Raheelk: This is the most exciting finale The Americans could have.
May 10, 2017 2:21 AM
RT @BraddJaffy: !!! Comey thought it was a prank and laughed when news of his firing flashed on the TV https://t.co/QPtJkpPx3P https://t.co…
May 10, 2017 2:20 AM
RT @eviloars: BREAKING: Bad
May 10, 2017 1:20 AM
RT @Kasparov63: To the contrary, this territory has been very well charted in Russia, Turkey and Venezuela, to name a few. Trump is reading…
May 10, 2017 1:15 AM
RT @kf: ePals: Next week's my last with @SimpleBuilds, so I'm looking for a new gig to start in June+! If you want to work together, DMs a…
May 9, 2017 11:39 PM
RT @MaggieJordanACN: Employees fired by Trump: Sally Yates Preet Bharara James Comey Employees investigating Trump: Sally Yates Preet Bhar…
May 9, 2017 9:57 PM
RT @JudyWoodruff: we just changed our lead with less than 15 minutes to air: the President has fired the FBI Director @NewsHour
May 9, 2017 9:57 PM
RT @ABC: BREAKING: FBI Director James Comey has been fired, White House says. https://t.co/8UupHPDBNs https://t.co/U3Mxx8LY2p
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May 9, 2017 9:57 PM
RT @PhilipinDC: FBI Director Comey has been "terminated and removed from office." https://t.co/z2or0M6oJB
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May 9, 2017 4:42 PM
This so insanely gnarly. The video doesn't do justice to how steep the hills are IRL. https://t.co/E54C74daTq
May 9, 2017 3:48 PM
RT @ACLU: Those traveling to the state of Texas should anticipate possible violations of their constitutional rights. #SB4 https://t.co/owa…
May 9, 2017 5:04 AM
@isaach @peterseibel @googledocs Sort of like when wiki pages all had CamelCase titles and you linked to them by typing the CamelCase name?…
May 9, 2017 4:56 AM
@jmpspn Don't worry, when wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
May 9, 2017 4:50 AM
@zmanji @jonnysun Seriously. Your talk at HQ was possibly the best articulation of the Twitter product I've ever seen.
May 9, 2017 4:48 AM
RT @JosephScrimshaw: This is like if Nixon added "I am not a crook" to the top of his stationery. https://t.co/1mVxxeHAR5
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May 9, 2017 4:48 AM
RT @xor: Nobody who didn't see it with their own eyes is going to believe headertweet existed
May 9, 2017 2:51 AM
@jayholler @realDonaldTrump Also a #badlarry brand violation in the mix.
May 9, 2017 2:30 AM
@kf Yeah, they often are. It does seem super awkward.
May 9, 2017 2:28 AM
@kf How does an app even work? Do you have to show it to the driver or the station agent?
May 9, 2017 1:54 AM
Hey buddy, that's not how pinned tweets work. I'm also pretty sure putting a Twitter logo in your header is a violation of brand guidelines…
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May 9, 2017 1:23 AM
RT @PreetBharara: "To state the obvious, you don't want your national security advisor compromised with the Russians." - Sally Yates
May 9, 2017 12:42 AM
A not-insignificant amount of my life is spent futilely trying to badge out of MUNI stations.
May 8, 2017 10:25 PM
RT @AndrewYNg: If you're trying to understand AI's near-term impact, don't think "sentience." Instead think "automation on steroids."
May 8, 2017 9:30 PM
@cmeik I'm gonna have to go with to the early 90s for an end-to-end perfect punk album. https://t.co/QB3AukpRFy
May 8, 2017 7:46 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: The @jcp_org Executive Committee during the May 2017 face-to-face in Austin, TX. #JCP #Java https://t.co/d0bJxafNeF
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May 8, 2017 6:15 AM
.@SportsCenter @Yankees @Cubs ...and the @Yankees take it 5 to 4 in the18th.
May 8, 2017 5:51 AM
.@SportsCenter @Yankees @Cubs On to the 18th!
May 8, 2017 5:37 AM
The kid is finally asleep so I turn on @SportsCenter only to find the @Yankees & @Cubs are still going at it into the the top of the 17th!
May 8, 2017 4:14 AM
RT @laurenduca: *On the phone with HBO customer service* Hello, yes, I expected to be watching "Veep" under a Hillary presidency?
May 8, 2017 4:12 AM
@apelad @rstevens Reminds me (especially the green) of "The Wizard of Space and Time". https://t.co/UM452faM8k
May 8, 2017 3:58 AM
@asktrier https://t.co/6pJAbYW9Gp
May 8, 2017 12:28 AM
@NuttySwiss Say no more fam.
May 8, 2017 12:08 AM
RT @skooks: One of the Confederate dudes is wearing a Tom Brady jersey. Congrats to Tom Brady on being the Pepe of football
May 7, 2017 10:42 PM
@roach @msilver What's your shirt size?
May 7, 2017 10:35 PM
@msilver More than happy to screen one for you. Lighter colors work better.
May 7, 2017 9:58 PM
@soozinbird https://t.co/CyxjeQPxVy
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May 7, 2017 9:25 PM
RT @NYTStyles: The unibrow is back https://t.co/V12faz5BaC https://t.co/TwbG7bRvbS
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May 7, 2017 7:09 PM
@simonstalenhag @Kronosaurus33 Yep...sign me up. Happy to pay up front.
May 7, 2017 6:38 PM
Screenprinting Sunday. https://t.co/zlV1Dm2A9s
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May 7, 2017 4:44 AM
RT @HiveTheory: @igb @isaach My sentiment exactly. https://t.co/KDYYFeGygL
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May 7, 2017 4:40 AM
@thekevincrane @SFBART Nice! This afternoon it was grim announcements about the repairs.
May 7, 2017 4:29 AM
@HiveTheory @isaach "Indiana". Jesus. I'm so sorry James.
May 7, 2017 4:27 AM
RT @ShannaGermain: Nevertheless, she pre-existed.
May 7, 2017 4:21 AM
@thekevincrane @SFBART Good luck!!! 😬
May 7, 2017 4:19 AM
@thekevincrane @SFBART It's because of the Fruitvale track work... all terminate in WOAK or somewhere around there. Busses to next stops AF…
May 7, 2017 3:09 AM
RT @picomatt: @igb @mike_pence @MargaretAtwood Careful -- in @mike_pence's world, that means you've practically slept with him.
May 7, 2017 2:46 AM
RT @natashenka: If a tweet is causing panic or confusion in your organization, the problem isn't the tweet, the problem is your organization
May 7, 2017 12:27 AM
@sharonw @mike_pence @MargaretAtwood Horrifying.
May 7, 2017 12:07 AM
RT @HernandezJavier: Here's a slide shown during Kushner Co. event in Beijing identifying @realDonaldTrump as "key decision maker" on EB-5…
May 7, 2017 12:01 AM
I kept thinking of @mike_pence while reading this, and now I can't stop thinking about @mike_pence. https://t.co/6hJGdiQjqS
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May 6, 2017 4:01 PM
@dschonbe @jimcarrig My top three core values are 1) Communicate fearlessly to build trust. 2) Recognize that passion & personality matte…
May 6, 2017 2:21 PM
RT @emilyrauhala: The Kushner family is in Beijing hawking EB-5 visas to Chinese investors. They asked @washingtonpost to leave the publicl…
May 6, 2017 1:54 PM
RT @henryszabranski: "I had just been elected Captain of the Rand when the first refugees from the burning wreck of Trump City 7 appeared n…
May 6, 2017 1:47 PM
RT @SamGrittner: Healthcare Tip: Befriend a shady veterinarian now
May 6, 2017 1:37 PM
RT @prchovanec: < blinks > < rubs eyes > < shakes head > https://t.co/N8sQM3hz0f
May 6, 2017 5:46 AM
amazing...so damn close...what an amazing effort #Breaking2
May 6, 2017 5:44 AM
crazy...so close... #Breaking2
May 6, 2017 5:08 AM
This #breaking2 is amazing. https://t.co/P65CjmIHpd
May 6, 2017 3:54 AM
@jimcarrig @dschonbe No worries. Per our policy we instructed all ICs to stay behind until the CI builds had completed while us managers br…
May 6, 2017 3:47 AM
RT @sffdpio: 25 MPH winds expected in parts of #SF through 1am. If you see downed power lines, do not approach, call 911 https://t.co/nJUa…
May 6, 2017 3:32 AM
@Gun_it_Mike 🤔
May 6, 2017 3:22 AM
@Gun_it_Mike Paid off by who?
May 6, 2017 1:15 AM
RT @TwitterWomen: Retweet to get a #MothersDayReminder to send mom lots of ❤️ on Sunday! Courtesy of @TwitterWomen @TwitterParents https://…
May 5, 2017 11:40 PM
@ningwangsf I'm a positively-charged Ian.
May 5, 2017 11:37 PM
Nothing like a fire drill to get the weekend started early. Every BART car leaving Civic Center right now has at least one Tweep on it.
May 5, 2017 9:53 PM
RT @thehill: FCC launches investigation into Stephen Colbert's Trump insults: https://t.co/0jbFl87YbL https://t.co/JpbdMllwxx
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May 5, 2017 2:42 PM
RT @CBSSF: Sinkhole opens up near 7th and Townsend in #SanFrancisco. Story: https://t.co/R96vwbDadE https://t.co/hmte3gVul6
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May 5, 2017 12:33 PM
RT @JuliusGoat: "You can have health care." "Good!" "Unless you've been sick." "Um." "Or are sick." "I don't think that's how—" "Wait, are…
May 5, 2017 12:32 PM
@alexmk Like Odeo? :-)
May 5, 2017 3:40 AM
RT @kylegriffin1: Oh boy. @NYDailyNews just posted tomorrow's front page. https://t.co/pVV6N93Duf
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May 5, 2017 3:24 AM
According to Wikipedia, @DarrellIssa is a suspected arsonist. Seriously. https://t.co/xqFwbhhrOa
May 5, 2017 3:02 AM
@GOP_Rates @RepMikeCoffman WTF Mike. That was a fucked up thing to do.
May 5, 2017 2:58 AM
@srw @laurenj_wilson Wow...congratulations!!!
May 5, 2017 2:27 AM
RT @joshgondelman: At the very least, you've got to use a smaller font, guys. https://t.co/nlnoymR96h
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May 5, 2017 2:26 AM
RT @CaltransHQ: May is Bike Month! May 10 is bike to school day, May 15-19 is bike to work week, & May 19 is bike to work day. Be safe, wat…
May 5, 2017 2:25 AM
@jco What if I'm weighed down by crushing exisistential dread? Every step a Sisyphean struggle. Or what if I haven't had coffee yet?
May 5, 2017 2:12 AM
@TonyPrintezis He most definitely does not.
May 5, 2017 2:11 AM
There's a nonzero chance Trump eventually vetoes the #AHCA bill. Not a big chance, but anything's possible with this dumb/crazy motherfucker
May 5, 2017 2:08 AM
⚡️ “Donald Trump praises Australia's universal health care system” 😭😡 https://t.co/NlpSyym0oA
May 5, 2017 1:54 AM
Hey it's @pgarg on stage! https://t.co/mdKfTV4y0K
May 5, 2017 1:09 AM
@larley Je vois ce que tu as fait là.
May 5, 2017 1:06 AM
@rja2800_richard It's terrifying.
May 5, 2017 1:06 AM
A severe case of "BART hand". https://t.co/HQgdBsQ5zF
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May 4, 2017 11:18 PM
RT @samsteinhp: high risk pool https://t.co/CvaS1T9mld
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May 4, 2017 11:11 PM
RT @StarleeKine: Is it considered an act of terrorism to throw a shoe at an airport television
May 4, 2017 9:22 PM
"It's worth noting how @CNN (and many outlets) covers politics like a sport, instead of focusing on the impact of the policies." - @davepell
May 4, 2017 8:35 PM
RT @cbrumelle: This tweet, which misspells the AHCA, and has a typo in the URL, does not inspire confidence in the veracity of the quiz the…
May 4, 2017 8:23 PM
@GOP_Rates @jasoninthehouse What the fuck Jason.
May 4, 2017 8:23 PM
RT @GOP_Rates: This is Jason. He's a GOP rep from UT's 3rd district. He voted for the AHCA. That's fucking evil @JasonInTheHouse. -14/10! h…
May 4, 2017 8:17 PM
RT @GOP_Rates: Meet Lou, he's a GOP rep from PA's 11th district. He voted for the AHCA. That's fucking evil @RepLouBarletta. -11/10! https:…
May 4, 2017 8:17 PM
RT @GOP_Rates: This is Justin. He's a GOP rep from MI's 3rd district. He voted for the AHCA. That's fucking evil Justin. -13/10! https://t.…
May 4, 2017 7:54 PM
RT @pattonoswalt: The #MAGA C.H.U.D.S. on Twitter right now, cheering the #AHCA being passed. Cattle cheering McDonald's.
May 4, 2017 7:52 PM
RT @JuddLegum: NBC reporter just asked a bunch of Republican Congressmen if they've READ the health care bill. Hilarity ensues. https://t.c…
May 4, 2017 6:21 PM
Seriously, fuck the GOP.
May 4, 2017 5:46 PM
I am watching the President of the United States trying, and failing, to use quotation marks correctly. https://t.co/625y6GH458
May 4, 2017 3:27 PM
RT @burritojustice: what is wrong with these people
May 4, 2017 2:16 PM
@GeneWilson4 Gene?
May 4, 2017 2:10 PM
RT @realDonaldTrump: It’s Thursday. How many people have lost their healthcare today?
May 4, 2017 11:18 AM
@GeneWilson4 Bees are on the what now?
May 4, 2017 5:20 AM
RT @zmanji: There seems to be a bomb threat in the Castro. Whole block is shutdown.
May 4, 2017 4:42 AM
RT @jameschangtweet: Door flew off the muni train in the tunnel between Castro and church just now #muni #sfmuni #sf @sfmta_muni @SFGate @S…
May 4, 2017 4:41 AM
RT @Hoodline: Door Falls Off Muni LRV Inside Tunnel Between Church & Castro Metro Stations https://t.co/DEhtXSYMV2 by @YourProtagonist http…
May 4, 2017 4:41 AM
This is a handy number for getting in touch with your congresscritter or senator: (202) 224-3121. h/t @GavinNewsom
May 4, 2017 4:36 AM
RT @GavinNewsom: We cannot let this heartless bill that will rob millions of their care become law. Call your Rep. and tell them to vote NO…
May 4, 2017 4:32 AM
RT @RepBarbaraLee: The AHCA would be an unmitigated disaster for the sick & poor. We may only have a matter of hours left to defeat it. htt…
May 4, 2017 4:31 AM
RT @CBCAlerts: Bombay Sapphire gin being recalled in Ontario after batch of 77% alcohol not diluted to 40% before bottling: https://t.co/2…
May 4, 2017 4:31 AM
RT @starsandrobots: The big announcement - Circuit Classics are now available on @Adafruit! https://t.co/4Tc3fTpTmZ https://t.co/FjPm8FJcGc
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May 4, 2017 4:09 AM
@avibryant Joined the company or joined the social network?
May 4, 2017 3:46 AM
@kf @AahnaBrown Yep, same one! Growing super fast.
May 4, 2017 3:14 AM
Daycare pickup. https://t.co/xyHgTQXGUp
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May 4, 2017 3:02 AM
RT @zellieimani: Flint puts 8,000 people on notice for foreclosure for unpaid water bills https://t.co/6CBC6wGwy1
May 4, 2017 1:08 AM
@sfmta_muni Thanks for checking!
May 4, 2017 12:56 AM
@sfmta_muni 1465A...is that not the train number? (See pic in original tweet.)
May 4, 2017 12:45 AM
@sfmta_muni L IIRC. Turned into a N or T at EMB. Is car number insufficient to ID?
May 4, 2017 12:13 AM
This MUNI driver ain't exactly going easy on the brakes. https://t.co/puCPLhYKFW
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May 4, 2017 12:11 AM
RT @skamille: OH: "If you leave out a half-built Python build system, you’ll get Xooglers"
May 4, 2017 12:11 AM
RT @zeynep: Vote scheduled. https://t.co/vVVLNNs27j
May 3, 2017 11:36 PM
@secretasianman https://t.co/g5XlTuRiNm
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May 3, 2017 11:34 PM
RT @superchunk: The winning we were promised https://t.co/1H9TFoJTJf
May 3, 2017 11:28 PM
RT @Krissy_BadAss: Is Chevron in Richmond on fire again lol
May 3, 2017 11:27 PM
RT @gln: Looks like a tank on fire at the Richmond refinery. https://t.co/kogSrcwY2D
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May 3, 2017 9:43 PM
RT @BarackObama: We're rolling up our sleeves again, back where it all started. Join us at https://t.co/GYkEOK8EuT. https://t.co/UlyvNrQvZR
May 3, 2017 8:19 PM
My spirit animal. https://t.co/AMdUTrG6fT
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May 3, 2017 5:38 PM
@NYTimesWordplay @dschonbe @nytimes @Will_Shortz Grin. Thanks for the fascinating info...very interesting to see the interaction between th…
May 3, 2017 4:51 PM
RT @Jeffwni: Keanu Reeves: THERE'S A BOMB ON THE BUS! IF WE GO UNDER 50MPH WE'LL EXPLODE! Me: [while maintaining eye contact, presses "Next…
May 3, 2017 4:03 PM
From the @VanityFair article by @nickbilton: https://t.co/kaEccGFKae
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May 3, 2017 3:56 PM
Also, according to that leaked pitch deck, they were part of the #fyrefestival marketing team. Stellar folks and a legit operation, really.…
May 3, 2017 3:33 PM
RT @DLin71: TRUMP (yesterday): I would've used my dealmaking skills to prevent the Civil War TRUMP (today): I can't get anything through a…
May 3, 2017 3:24 PM
@sogrady @mipsytipsy Look *someone* on the flight has to remain awake in order to maintain the passengers' collective suspension of disbeli…
May 3, 2017 4:52 AM
@secretasianman @jayholler @isaach My fave Larry derivative will always be the "Gezi Square" graffiti...always seemed to represent the reas…
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May 3, 2017 4:39 AM
@isaach Number 2 is still my fave.
May 3, 2017 4:15 AM
.@NYTimesWordplay Hurry the fuck up and become available, Thursday Puzzle. https://t.co/5wU9ZZBXju
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May 3, 2017 2:21 AM
@ArlanWasHere I am encouraged that, just like Fyre's CTO, my career has also spanned "sectors as diverse as finance and food service".
May 3, 2017 2:02 AM
RT @AstroKatie: This, by @Oatmeal, is very much worth your time https://t.co/zoWd1vU0hw
May 3, 2017 1:35 AM
@dschonbe @NYTimesWordplay @nytimes Hey @NYTimesWordplay how come the next day's puzzle starts at 10PM ET? /cc @Will_Shortz
May 3, 2017 1:33 AM
@dschonbe @NYTimesWordplay @nytimes I just read this fascinating article. https://t.co/HgW9anKqJr "Deadline for the first local edition …
May 3, 2017 1:32 AM
@dschonbe @NYTimesWordplay @nytimes I think it must go to press at that point, so solutions are "public" at that point.
May 3, 2017 1:24 AM
@dschonbe @NYTimesWordplay I wonder if it's related to print edition availability?
May 3, 2017 1:21 AM
@dschonbe @NYTimesWordplay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ crossword editors need to go home at 10PM ET I guess?
May 3, 2017 1:19 AM
Hurry the fuck up and become available, Wednesday Puzzle. https://t.co/1vQpJvUfGF
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May 3, 2017 12:26 AM
@realDannyCOTW Your account and the sum total of your tweets (all @-replies 🤔) is the very definition of "all propaganda".
May 2, 2017 10:02 PM
RT @timoreilly: This is so, so true! Read and ponder! https://t.co/TZn1qTM0zV
May 2, 2017 9:54 PM
@fmanjoo Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Google. I'm keeping Twitter though.
May 2, 2017 7:06 PM
RT @vijaya: Our very own @cramachandran, @twitter's super lawyer in India, on technology and law, and his experience! https://t.co/axalrYzj…
May 2, 2017 6:15 PM
RT @goldengateblond: I Used to Read Books, Then the Internet Came Along: The Life of a Mind Wasted
May 2, 2017 5:19 PM
Police activities seem to be the biggest cause of #BART delays. Do we need station & police protocol revisions to minimize commuter impact?…
May 2, 2017 3:45 PM
@jaberant @pgarg @AahnaBrown @SFBART Police activity. It has since been resolved.
May 2, 2017 3:43 PM
@dijkstracula @TonyPrintezis @lagergren LOGO (that counts!) and then IBM BASIC.
May 2, 2017 3:38 PM
RT @SFBARTalert: Trains are now stopping at GLEN.
May 2, 2017 3:36 PM
RT @SFBARTalert: Trains are not stopping at GLEN in all dirs due to police activity.
May 2, 2017 3:35 PM
Reports from my advance commute team (@pgarg and @AahnaBrown) indicate that trains are currently not stopping at Glen Park. WTF @SFBART?
May 2, 2017 3:28 PM
@gmacisme Just doing my part over at Twitter to stop the spread of fake news.
May 2, 2017 3:26 PM
@gmacisme This checks out. https://t.co/wmxmStiwm3
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May 2, 2017 3:19 PM
RT @bcantrill: OH: "If you think it's interesting, I'm explaining it badly."
May 2, 2017 2:55 PM
RT @flyosity: The future of mobile UI design is "bottom-oriented" because screens will get larger but our thumbs aren't. Great current exam…
May 2, 2017 6:34 AM
RT @jimmykimmel: My wife and I welcome a new baby and it is quite a story... https://t.co/VTT0oBsRFK
May 2, 2017 4:19 AM
@metaforgotten More or less the same for me too: Logo followed by IBM Basic
May 2, 2017 2:58 AM
This is either the worst Flickr recommendation of all time, or the greatest ML troll in the history of AI. https://t.co/cZXiXhWK9p
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May 2, 2017 1:20 AM
usual meltdown. Is what I was trying to say.
May 2, 2017 1:11 AM
Nothing more fun than a hot day in San Francisco and MUNI and BART doing the us
May 1, 2017 11:19 PM
@cra Nice! SF is a great place for meetings. I do most of my meetings in SF.
May 1, 2017 11:15 PM
RT @TahaYasseri: A great demonstration of why we need to plot the data and never trust statistics tables! https://t.co/JyUb57v0or https://t…
May 1, 2017 8:58 PM
@isaach If you intone the word "BPEL" three times when looking into a mirror you turn into an Enterprise Service Bus.
May 1, 2017 5:42 PM
RT @ryanbeckwith: Incidentally, “Why was there the Civil War?” is also one of the questions on the U.S. citizenship test. https://t.co/wJos…
May 1, 2017 5:13 PM
.@heyjoshua @ysr1729 I have rescheduled the meeting.
May 1, 2017 4:58 PM
As Ian awoke this morning from troubled dreams he found his team had DM'd him a William Carlos Williams meme urging him do his job FFS.
May 1, 2017 2:47 PM
RT @jessicahische: Has anyone made a "President Trump or Poorly Written Middle-School History Essay?" article yet? https://t.co/e4omgMPPN8
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May 1, 2017 5:39 AM
If we paid @BarackObama $400,000 a day to be our President it'd be a bargain compared to our current deal.
May 1, 2017 5:29 AM
@apelad https://t.co/1tydDX7ULU
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May 1, 2017 5:13 AM
RT @prchovanec: They're playing a game: winking at each other, then feigning confused innocence when anyone calls them on it. The ambiguity…