September 2017 (489 tweets)

• Sep 30, 2017 8:48 PMChrist what an asshole. https://t.co/87dFFNNwR5
• Sep 30, 2017 7:09 PM@gargvik https://t.co/xriPuzlBlV 🎥
• Sep 30, 2017 5:10 PMRT @sbg1: Overheard in kitchen: ‘I hate writing the phrase, ‘in a series of early morning tweets’
• Sep 30, 2017 2:08 PMRT @prchovanec: The unbelievable indecency of this man. https://t.co/tbRzOvOt5H
• Sep 30, 2017 2:07 PMRT @RVAwonk: Trump is framing the Mayor of San Juan's desperate plea into a Dems vs Trump issue so his base will ignore the humanitarian cr…
• Sep 30, 2017 2:07 PMRT @Lin_Manuel: She has been working 24/7. You have been GOLFING. You're going straight to hell. Fastest golf cart you ever took. https:/…
• Sep 30, 2017 5:21 AMRT @wooster: Video of the electrical discharge… please excuse the swear words. https://t.co/6uJlHVGPJC 🎥
• Sep 30, 2017 5:21 AMRT @wooster: Uh… something that looked a helluva lot like light from a large electrical discharge just lit up the sky over Cole Valley. ???
• Sep 30, 2017 5:17 AMRT @ChrisMurphyCT: It's worth asking why we spend $600 billion a year on the military if we can't get more than 5000 troops and 50 helicopt…
• Sep 30, 2017 5:03 AMRT @njm: Office camouflage with @igb http://t.co/VFcbq0kfgA 📷
• Sep 30, 2017 4:57 AM@shinypb Did they finally do what they should have done all along? https://t.co/MPRL996Zey
• Sep 30, 2017 4:26 AMCurrent #infoviz status. https://t.co/67Oo7rivoX 📷
• Sep 30, 2017 3:35 AMRT @JoeBeOne: "music composition degree preferred." Twitter Senior Application Security Engineer :) https://t.co/zWRvMC9MLt
• Sep 30, 2017 2:51 AMRT @mreinhold: Project Metropolis: “… re-implement significant parts of Hotspot’s C++ runtime in Java” — @JohnRose00, https://t.co/9As2De6Z…
• Sep 30, 2017 2:40 AM@ThomasKunjappu @lyft @sfmta_muni Yup! I prefer public transit over ride-shares like @lyft and @Uber.
• Sep 30, 2017 1:15 AMFirst @lyft ride in the books. Worked out pretty well when faced with a @sfmta_muni (J) delay and a toddler.
• Sep 29, 2017 9:36 PM.@Twitter is always stoked to host the Java Community Process's Executive Committee face-to-face meeting each fall. https://t.co/ewc7x6Tz8e 📷
• Sep 29, 2017 7:45 PMRT @sharonw: 📣 Hey Twitter alumni, let's support a fellow tweep's hometown. https://t.co/Qa9HKB4eyE
• Sep 29, 2017 7:45 PMRT @miguelrios: Friends - the humble neighborhood where my wife and I grew up got severely damaged by #Maria. Our families are fine, but th…
• Sep 29, 2017 5:14 PMRT @jcp_org: Thank you to @Twitter for hosting us again - for the fourth year in a row! https://t.co/4F0vIfFLer
• Sep 29, 2017 5:14 PMRT @TonyPrintezis: From yesterday: @Remy_D talking about "Open Source at @Twitter" during the @jcp_org EC meeting. https://t.co/f1K6MO4T3y 📷
• Sep 29, 2017 3:37 PMRT @JuddLegum: Tucker Carlson objects to be being called a "white nationalist" because it is "imprecise" 🤔 https://t.co/wKYPxXzhqG 📷
• Sep 29, 2017 1:56 PM@hecsrevenge @cstross I miss @vine too.
• Sep 29, 2017 5:26 AMRT @DanielBrami1: Darek Grabus https://t.co/4igAh7XYWH 📷
• Sep 29, 2017 5:18 AM@davidjrusek @peterseibel NOBODY KNOWS HOW THIS FUCKING THING WORKS IT COULD VERY WELL BE MAGIC
• Sep 29, 2017 5:16 AMRT @nihilist_arbys: Hugh Hefner, you died as you lived: acutely aware that life is brief & pointless Eat arbys
• Sep 28, 2017 11:47 PM@jayholler @arrdem https://t.co/UJEtU48idi 🎥
• Sep 28, 2017 10:57 PMRT @Lin_Manuel: Probly quit twitter, honestly. Ya don't add syllables to the haiku, or limerick, or sestina. The fun is what you can do wi…
• Sep 28, 2017 6:44 PMRT @peterhartlaub: In 1961, Herb Caen received an 11th hour invite to party with Hugh Hefner, and booked a plane to Chicago. The resulting…
• Sep 28, 2017 5:20 PM"Stability is an emergent property of the system, not of individuals." - @ysr1729 (or Trotsky or Lenin or someone like that)
• Sep 28, 2017 5:06 PMRT @TonyPrintezis: The September @jcp_org EC face-2-face is about to start at @Twitter HQ! https://t.co/2mwsyi1Ky0 📷
• Sep 28, 2017 3:37 PMRT @ACLU: The Supreme Court ruled that students don't have to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance—that goes for the national anthem on the b…
• Sep 28, 2017 3:36 PMRT @christinawilkie: Trump just said 6 times that Graham-Cassidy failed because “there was a senator in the hospital.” There are no senator…
• Sep 28, 2017 2:07 PMRT @runasand: We're hiring for application security at the @nytimes. If you're interested in breaking apps / ensuring projects ship securel…
• Sep 28, 2017 1:49 PMRT @RandiLawson: Never could've guessed in our country's divorce, that the left would get custody of football
• Sep 28, 2017 5:31 AM@vikramchandra How about we just keep the limit at 140?
• Sep 28, 2017 5:30 AMRT @PatrickClaybon: Deshaun Watson got his first start on 3 days notice did enough for his team to win and donated the check to Harvey impa…
• Sep 28, 2017 5:08 AMMy local bookstore, @birdandbeckett, is having a SF heatwave sale! https://t.co/s5Fo7u4OTu
• Sep 28, 2017 4:50 AMRT @TonyPrintezis: Fantastic dinner at @bellotasf with @SannaPrintezi, @pgarg, and @igb. https://t.co/RgCO4kkwji 📷
• Sep 28, 2017 4:40 AMRT @SenKamalaHarris: A natural disaster in Puerto Rico should be treated no differently than a natural disaster anywhere else in the United…
• Sep 28, 2017 4:40 AM@waferbot Nor will I.
• Sep 27, 2017 11:33 PM@jvreeland26 It certainly gets my attention every time I see it. Well done!
• Sep 27, 2017 10:49 PMRT @BiellaColeman: Keep the pressure up: Trump administration considering Jones Act waiver for Puerto Rico https://t.co/mI0mT3EzqA
• Sep 27, 2017 7:57 PMRT @Blueraydre: No need to ever have the "flag" discussion ever again. Just show this video to whoever doesn't get it https://t.co/w3pGw2pd…
• Sep 27, 2017 6:52 PM🙏🏽🙌🏽👍🏽👏🏽 https://t.co/lv4G4fO8YF
• Sep 27, 2017 6:24 PM@sandersson17 @SFBART Since it was a dog the owner will not be subject to a fine or any punitive action. Had it been a cat on the otherhand…
• Sep 27, 2017 6:22 PM@dschonbe I'll defer to @NeinQuarterly for that one.
• Sep 27, 2017 4:35 PMStartup idea: an ad network that's sole distribution channel is @pagerduty alerts. Guaranteed 100% engagement. https://t.co/wphnVmb47B
• Sep 27, 2017 4:29 PMRT @SFBART: We are going to get info from PD on where we are taking the dog and we will provide an update. Stand by...
• Sep 27, 2017 4:28 PMRT @jasondavies: @BonzoESC @steveklabnik -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA256 hehe -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- iF4EAREIAAYFA…
• Sep 27, 2017 4:27 PM@benj_fry https://t.co/Ole4gKz4au 🎥
• Sep 27, 2017 4:22 PMI ♡ BART. https://t.co/l5zw3IBK29
• Sep 27, 2017 4:22 PMRT @SFBART: We got the dog! Sorry for the horrible delays. Trains are moving again.
• Sep 27, 2017 4:21 PMIt turns out that this morning's BART delay was caused by a dog so I'm no longer mad about it. 13/10 Would select this transit option again…
• Sep 27, 2017 4:12 PMRT @Lin_Manuel: Stay golden, jomnyboy https://t.co/RndCqYdJJC
• Sep 27, 2017 3:59 PMWe used to simply tweet into the void. With 280 characters we can now tweet the void itself. https://t.co/AzHmEKYOuz
• Sep 27, 2017 3:52 PMEverything in SF seems to work a little less well when the temperature rises.
• Sep 27, 2017 2:00 PM@44 Don't make me report this account again.
• Sep 27, 2017 1:46 PM@bryanwoods *puts Mobb Deep on repeat for the morning commute*
• Sep 27, 2017 6:17 AMRT @NPRinskeep: !!! https://t.co/noB2jM4iqr
• Sep 27, 2017 5:37 AMRT @GonzoHacker: VARCHAR(280)
• Sep 27, 2017 5:37 AMRT @yashar: Oh fuck this is going to be awful https://t.co/a5RRh95eza
• Sep 27, 2017 5:03 AMRT @jaykreps: I swear product announcements in the big data space sometimes read like the output of a Markov random generator trained on bi…
• Sep 27, 2017 4:38 AM...meanwhile @realDonaldTrump is deleting NFL and Luther Strange tweets. #280characters https://t.co/qRF4VtWUqH 🎥
• Sep 27, 2017 4:27 AM@sparhawk @JimDalrympleII Totally. Tomorrow let's remove @jaredkushner. Thursday we'll remove @stevenmnuchin1. Friday @ScottPruittOK.
• Sep 27, 2017 4:18 AMRT @igb: "[Ms. Rice] discovered that the brevity of Twitter forced her to distill the government’s message to its essence." http://t.co/SKT…
• Sep 27, 2017 3:46 AMRT @MobyLives: Trump is apparently deleting some of his dumbass NFL tweets, too, and others ... https://t.co/7ZVayNGnhf
• Sep 27, 2017 3:43 AM@pragashjj @heyjoshua That is a really good point JJ. Let me try to restate the second part & it's consequent. As put forward in Wittgenste…
• Sep 27, 2017 3:35 AMRT @ashleyfeinberg: .@DanScavino someone is deleting trump’s tweets about his good friend luther strange are you looking into this???
• Sep 27, 2017 3:35 AMRT @RVAwonk: Here's another tweet about Luther Strange that Trump deleted. OMFG this is really happening 😂😂😂 https://t.co/aciRDW8GxH https…
• Sep 27, 2017 3:35 AMRT @laurenduca: I'm waiting for McCain to swoop in and vote "no" on this https://t.co/ypTIuOcCk4
• Sep 27, 2017 3:31 AM@lenazun Especially those ones. Yes.
• Sep 27, 2017 3:30 AM@lenazun I too like the optimism of thinking people.
• Sep 27, 2017 3:15 AMRT @vikramchandra: Trump Has Started A Brain Drain Back To India. https://t.co/TwVpkTWPIW
• Sep 27, 2017 3:10 AMRT @jvreeland26: It’s been less than 12 hours and I already skip over big tweets.
• Sep 27, 2017 3:07 AMPetabyte voicemail storage & automatic speech-to-text transcription as a public service for the offices of our Senators and Representatives.
• Sep 27, 2017 3:02 AM@JohnKingSFChron I'm a Salesforce Tower fan...it keeps surprising me as it pops up over the interior SF hills like a UFO in a @NeillBlomkam…
• Sep 27, 2017 2:48 AMNasty, brutish, and short on compassion. This administration is a blight on US history and a threat to our future. https://t.co/tK0CsPHhqP
• Sep 27, 2017 12:00 AM@davidjrusek @pragashjj I have a "don't fuck up the ineffable and wonderful weird thing the compelling nature of which no one really unders…
• Sep 26, 2017 11:57 PM@davidjrusek @pragashjj https://t.co/HjactPS41j 🎥
• Sep 26, 2017 11:42 PMRT @nytimes: Twitter's defining attribute has long been its brevity: 140 characters in a post and no more. That is now set to cha https://t…
• Sep 26, 2017 11:40 PMRT @GreatDismal: Brevity's been the soul of Twitter, for me. The 140-character limit has been a masterclass in concision and economy
• Sep 26, 2017 11:28 PMRT @LizHackett: Every tweet that has 280 characters looks like the transcript of a voicemail from someone you'll never call back.
• Sep 26, 2017 11:26 PMRT @igb: In general, sequences/series of piecharts are an #infoviz antipattern. Consider streamgraphs or alluvial/Sankey diagrams instead.
• Sep 26, 2017 11:26 PMRT @igb: When presenting a series of piecharts that change in volume measured (not just proportion) consider using a stream graph instead.
• Sep 26, 2017 10:23 PMRT @sharonw: Twitter really doesn't understand what makes Twitter great.
• Sep 26, 2017 10:16 PM@istaqsinaibot @ianisqatsibot https://t.co/KNMV62aRvW 🎥
• Sep 26, 2017 10:11 PMRT @tdmackey: thanks but no thanks @pagerduty https://t.co/0DBr2rq7ow 📷
• Sep 26, 2017 10:03 PMRT @HeerJeet: What is dead can never die. https://t.co/1IBsgbz0Rj
• Sep 26, 2017 9:44 PMRT @ysr1729: #Characters This poll will run for 5 days, 6 hrs, 0 minutes. (62 characters, excluding portion in parentheses.)
• Sep 26, 2017 9:28 PM@heyjoshua I literally LOL'd at that last part, but, and try to follow me here, what if what one would normally expect is actually a superv…
• Sep 26, 2017 9:16 PM@heyjoshua Well, I guess I'd say that I mostly agree with your first point, but I have to take issue with your assertions on the fundamenta…
• Sep 26, 2017 9:13 PMRT @igb: Pretty sure it was Oscar Wilde who once said: "Brevity is the soul of Twitter".
• Sep 26, 2017 9:08 PMThis is more of a comment than a tweet, but anyway, what I wanted to say was, have you ever noticed, like I, and many others have, that the
• Sep 26, 2017 7:56 PMRT @sfexaminer: BREAKING: Fast-moving fire threatens homes in Oakland hills https://t.co/OgHYm1dH5G
• Sep 26, 2017 7:27 PMRT @m_tisserand: New Orleans in 2005. Puerto Rico today. https://t.co/bqzUQP2gaE 📷
• Sep 26, 2017 6:52 PMRT @IvoryGazelle: Wind chimes, but it's hot dogs. The soothing sound of wind meat
• Sep 26, 2017 6:29 PMCurrent #infoviz status. https://t.co/tCUXOUTHTv 📷
• Sep 26, 2017 3:46 PMRT @Yoakum: I need a @twitter expert. Why do I see tweets that someone I follow "liked" when I have retweets turned off? @TwitterSupport #T…
• Sep 26, 2017 1:51 PMRT @Policy: #jointheflock in Canada: https://t.co/atl58cp5w9
• Sep 26, 2017 1:50 PMRT @grossdm: More US citizens live in Puerto Rico than live in the Dakotas, Vermont, Wyoming, and Alaska combined. I don't see Congress lif…
• Sep 26, 2017 1:36 PM@iwriterealgood When Trump enacts nation-wide curfews to protect the national anthem then it may very well become illegal to be up this ear…
• Sep 26, 2017 1:26 PM@Wayfair is that a low-key bike shedding joke?
• Sep 26, 2017 1:22 PMRT @waxpancake: What mediocre movies have the same approval rating as our garbage president? Find out on Rotten Trumpatoes. https://t.co/n2…
• Sep 26, 2017 1:12 PMSure, 90% of Trump's motivation on this is straight up racism, but 10% of it is totally because of the New Jersey Generals and the USFL. ht…
• Sep 26, 2017 12:58 PMRT @ABC: Spurs coach Gregg Popovich: Time to decide "the decent America we all thought we had and want is more important" than Pres. Trump'…
• Sep 26, 2017 4:28 AM@esten For small values of "corporate" and "cool": https://t.co/NyO0COND8P
• Sep 26, 2017 4:20 AMTime for some game theory: I'm offering social media amnesty to the first Trump child to turn on @realDonaldTrump. /cc: @TiffanyATrump
• Sep 26, 2017 4:18 AMRT @IvankaTrump: <script> let PM = "signed"; if (PM === "signed") { let CODING = "4 All"; } </script> https://t.co/QRKQPgbxjW 🎥
• Sep 26, 2017 4:12 AM@srw #ROUS
• Sep 26, 2017 4:09 AM@jeffvandermeer That's clearly a waxwing.
• Sep 26, 2017 4:08 AMRT @MatttDavies: sweet sweet music https://t.co/dVoM9aLh0b https://t.co/v8zPbOPwOP 📷
• Sep 26, 2017 3:44 AM@istaqsinaibot @ianisqatsibot https://t.co/XZ6XhxPrqQ 🎥
• Sep 25, 2017 11:52 PMRT @john_overholt: Two-column typesetting in a journal that will almost exclusively be read online is a skeuomorphism that needs to die.
• Sep 25, 2017 9:48 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: A black and white watercolor of Mickey Mouse. Mickey's eyes have been replaced with black Rorschach's blots.
• Sep 25, 2017 5:58 PMCurrent giant-Ravi-face status. https://t.co/ykiZWUoi7o 📷
• Sep 25, 2017 5:01 PMRT @lara_hogan: My thoughts on assessing compensation and promotion inequity issues in an engineering organization: https://t.co/Am8fQ1dLkJ
• Sep 25, 2017 3:56 PMRT @jens2763: DO YOUR JOB @realDonaldTrump. https://t.co/Odrime3o2r
• Sep 25, 2017 2:38 PM@rabois @sriramk @naval Anecdotally, I got more social-skills/teamwork development out of band and orchestra & our high-school art magazine…
• Sep 25, 2017 2:37 PM@rabois @sriramk @naval The claim about sports isn't totally wrong, though it's probably more correct if stated as "non-classroom activitie…
• Sep 25, 2017 2:31 PM@rabois @sriramk @naval That's an interesting assertion...is there any data to back up the claim that home-schooled kids generally outperfo…
• Sep 25, 2017 8:12 AMRT @ditzkoff: 2 Pop Song 89 3 Orange Crush 4 What's the Frequency Kenneth 5 It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine) 6 Rad…
• Sep 24, 2017 10:30 PM@realDonaldTrump Presidents of the United States should respect and defend the constitutional rights of our citizens. You should delete you…
• Sep 24, 2017 9:06 PMRT @EnswellJones: Nobody's protesting the national anthem. They're protesting DURING the national anthem. Journalists need to get this righ…
• Sep 24, 2017 8:59 PM@dijkstracula @kf last time I was there, Yaletown was also pretty bro-ey...at least at night.
• Sep 24, 2017 8:18 PMRT @politicoroger: Says it all. (Artist: Kevin Necessary) https://t.co/wVwDpsT3XQ 📷
• Sep 24, 2017 8:01 PMRT @mrbenwexler: Republicans in Congress hate Colin Kaepernick b/c they can’t understand someone who’s willing to lose his job over somethi…
• Sep 24, 2017 7:52 PMRT @seahawksPR: https://t.co/GUhG3PB0fJ 📷
• Sep 24, 2017 5:27 PMRT @GregMitch: NYT: "In a first for anthem demonstrations, Rico Lavelle who sang anthem in Detroit, sunk to one knee and raised a fist at…
• Sep 24, 2017 5:27 PMRT @CodeWisdom: "Telling a programmer there's already a library to do X is like telling a songwriter there's already a song about love." -…
• Sep 24, 2017 5:08 PM#DENvsBUF #TakeAKnee https://t.co/om8dhx9Rci 🎥
• Sep 24, 2017 4:56 PMRT @deray: It is important to remember that the issues of police violence & racism led @Kaepernick7 to #TakeAKnee. This is bigger than Trum…
• Sep 24, 2017 4:54 PMAre you ready for some football? #TakeAKnee
• Sep 24, 2017 4:46 PMRT @JamieErdahl: Mike Tomlin just told me @NFLonCBS #Steelers will NOT be participating in the #NationalAnthem today in CHI. Staying in the…
• Sep 24, 2017 4:20 PMRT @CanetheSutter: @Oniropolis By the way, I wanted to send this one your way. It is from the 'fast-gentrifying' area of Digbeth in Birming…
• Sep 24, 2017 4:19 PMRT @JoinTheFlock: We're looking for a Partner Engineer for our Data Enterprise Solutions Team at Twitter. #JoinTheFlock https://t.co/T9bstn…
• Sep 24, 2017 3:19 PMRT @ddale8: Steve Kerr on how the president doesn't satisfy a basic requirement of the job of basketball coach: https://t.co/0LUhDwLie8 htt…
• Sep 24, 2017 3:12 PM@v21 Great question! It would be neat to use the @internetarchive's Wayback Machine to build indexes of hex color references in pages over …
• Sep 24, 2017 5:52 AMHey Tom Brady, you sure as hell better #TakeAKnee tomorrow. https://t.co/d4HMkrg6tW
• Sep 24, 2017 5:35 AMRT @BuzzFeedNews: The A’s put out a statement on Bruce Maxwell: "We respect and support all of our players' constitutional rights and freed…
• Sep 24, 2017 3:33 AMRT @mrp: @KatieS “The president made it really, really difficult for us to honor that institution.” —@SteveKerr @warriors #DubNation
• Sep 24, 2017 12:54 AMRT @NYCLU: If peaceful protests did nothing, the powerful wouldn't try so hard to silence them. #TakeAKnee https://t.co/0aONI66gJF 📷
• Sep 24, 2017 12:12 AMRT @WarriorsPR: Statement from the Golden State Warriors: https://t.co/6kk6ofdu9X 📷
• Sep 23, 2017 10:50 PMRT @deray: #TakeAKnee
• Sep 23, 2017 10:19 PMRT @wattfrompedro: happy bday john coltrane! https://t.co/CHVVi3ea1z 📷
• Sep 23, 2017 10:15 PM@dschonbe @buffalobills I often make the case for the Kelly-era Bills as having amazing consistency for those back to back SB appearances.
• Sep 23, 2017 10:13 PM@dschonbe No one yet. But @realDonaldTrump's tweets from this morning are going to make for some interesting sidelines at every game start …
• Sep 23, 2017 10:07 PMRT @codykeenan: https://t.co/ksQB5yfdT7 📷
• Sep 23, 2017 9:55 PMAn AR app that places fleeting, indiscernible objects just out of the corner of your eye.
• Sep 23, 2017 9:49 PMAn AR app that continuously projects starling murmurations into the sky above you.
• Sep 23, 2017 8:41 PMCurrent #infoviz status. https://t.co/wY5xU1Utgt 📷
• Sep 23, 2017 7:09 PMRT @jemelehill: Keep this in mind as you read comments from various NFL players https://t.co/dLHPFDoWLI
• Sep 23, 2017 7:05 PMRT @RSherman_25: The behavior of the President is unacceptable and needs to be addressed. If you do not Condemn this divisive Rhetoric you…
• Sep 23, 2017 7:05 PMRT @Money23Green: Still wondering how this guy is running our country.... 🤔🤔🤔
• Sep 23, 2017 7:04 PMRT @ayeshacurry: @realDonaldTrump 🙄Okay… Donate to earthquake relief here!!! https://t.co/HL5cvwbGtQ
• Sep 23, 2017 6:58 PMRT @chancetherapper: No fuck that keep the main headline: President of US Challenges Black Athletes Freedom of Speech amidst World's End h…
• Sep 23, 2017 6:50 PMI guess I'm watching football tomorrow morning. #TakeAKnee
• Sep 23, 2017 6:33 PMHey @buffalobills...#TakeAKnee tomorrow. #GoBills
• Sep 23, 2017 6:27 PMRT @ClintSmithIII: Meanwhile Kaepernick has transparently donated nearly $1 million & Trump has lied about pretty much every donation he cl…
• Sep 23, 2017 4:44 PMRT @rembert: I still stand by the idea that the only way to get rid of trump is to clown him into oblivion until he cries
• Sep 23, 2017 4:42 PMRT @rabihalameddine: someone made this https://t.co/jQ1pqpQJKl 📷
• Sep 23, 2017 3:30 PMRT @jemelehill: We have the best NBA player in the world calling 45 a "bum" & one of the best NFL RBs calling him an a-hole. What. A. Time.
• Sep 23, 2017 3:30 PMRT @KingJames: U bum @StephenCurry30 already said he ain't going! So therefore ain't no invite. Going to White House was a great honor unti…
• Sep 23, 2017 3:26 PMRT @RVAwonk: L: "Very fine people" R: "Sons of bitches" #TakeAKnee https://t.co/GOwZmzo8CF 📷
• Sep 23, 2017 3:25 PM@CutonDime25 It's been a rough decade or two being a @buffalobills fan, but this tweet makes it all worth it. Thanks for calling it like it…
• Sep 23, 2017 3:24 PMRT @CutonDime25: It's really sad man ... our president is a asshole
• Sep 23, 2017 6:14 AMBeing a @buffalobills fan is hard AF with just the Rex Ryan-leauge bullshit (and the losing). JFC we dodged a bullet with that Trump bid. h…
• Sep 23, 2017 1:33 AM@dschonbe @GoldenG8Pridge @DaraClifford @valwolf77 @BGillespey @BrittNuffsaid @kms #OneTeam
• Sep 23, 2017 1:01 AMBREAKING: BART is having system-wide delays due to power issues and it's also #FacepaintFriday. https://t.co/Mxs5wgUsst 📷
• Sep 23, 2017 12:19 AM@GoldenG8Pridge @DaraClifford @valwolf77 @BGillespey @BrittNuffsaid @kms Great! It sounds like we are all on the same page. I'll have it mo…
• Sep 22, 2017 10:46 PMRT @reactjs: We're relicensing React, Jest, Flow, and Immutable.js under the MIT license. https://t.co/3XD0z49UsS
• Sep 22, 2017 9:35 PM@heatherGrey_ Until 3pm!
• Sep 22, 2017 8:18 PM@marabou I've got a lot of pride about being part of Twitter and I am more than happy to wear a colorful Twitter t-shirt to show it.
• Sep 22, 2017 7:47 PM#LoveWhereYouWork https://t.co/TgjgKm8Qkq 📷
• Sep 22, 2017 5:48 PMRT @OfficialCCSF: Are you a member of the #CCSF community? Be sure to learn more about your rights on our website: https://t.co/xUlY9xKVan…
• Sep 22, 2017 5:26 PMHelp out! Give to María: Puerto Rico Real-time Recovery Fund https://t.co/BUh2yMqfm4.
• Sep 22, 2017 4:07 PM@jayholler @lpackard @DanScavino @Scavino45 This is the individual putatively responsible for the President's presence and actions on Twitt…
• Sep 22, 2017 4:06 PM@jayholler @lpackard @DanScavino White House Director of Social Media. Who, confusingly, has two Twitter accounts with "scavino" in the acc…
• Sep 22, 2017 3:58 PM@lpackard @jayholler Few people are as bad at their job as @DanScavino. The mind boggles.
• Sep 22, 2017 3:53 PM@jimthiebaud Great minds...great minds. https://t.co/H9KUmnLKCq 📷
• Sep 22, 2017 1:53 PMhttps://t.co/HrHyNJ3PDz 📷
• Sep 22, 2017 1:25 PMRT @KalvinMacleod: Timeouts just give children a quiet place to plot your murder.
• Sep 22, 2017 1:21 PMRT @danpfeiffer: I'm getting the sense that Tom Price only cares about Tom Price https://t.co/eeg8vfWjjI
• Sep 22, 2017 1:21 PM"...the Trump administration’s authoritarian rejection of accountability." - @laurenduca https://t.co/hZayWZ9D3w
• Sep 22, 2017 4:42 AMRT @DylanByers: New: Twitter will meet with Senate Intelligence Committee on Wednesday, 9/29
• Sep 22, 2017 4:26 AMRT @LOLGOP: I only want to pay for the nuclear weapons my family is personally going to use.
• Sep 22, 2017 3:34 AMRT @bengreenman: Mueller is getting his docs in a row.
• Sep 22, 2017 3:31 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: Like a bird on a wire. Like a drunk in a midnight choir. I have tried. In my way. To be kind.
• Sep 22, 2017 3:29 AM@davidjrusek I just endorsed you for Java on LinkedIn.
• Sep 22, 2017 3:11 AMRT @ASlavitt: 1/ Shortly I will do a recap of Graham-Cassidy events today. Ugly. But hopefully shorter than last 2 days. Follow if intere…
• Sep 22, 2017 2:54 AMRT @ASlavitt: BREAKING: The bipartisan Medicaid Directors from all 50 states just issued this negative statement about Graham-Cassidy. Big…
• Sep 21, 2017 6:49 PM@kdspaul AFAICT it's actually a yak containing another yak containing another yak containing another yak containing another yak containing …
• Sep 21, 2017 6:34 PMWe've reached that part of #hackweek where I upgrade my operating system in order to upgrade my IDE. https://t.co/CCGT9yumxs 📷
• Sep 21, 2017 5:50 PMThe hardest part of data science is choosing the right color palette. https://t.co/bm7bUJ9CFZ 📷
• Sep 21, 2017 1:51 PMRT @JoelEsler: My favorite quote of the day: “The 'S' in IoT stands for "Secure.””
• Sep 21, 2017 5:10 AM@pgarg @subpop @theafghanwhigs @WFMU But it was "Miles Iz Ded" that sealed the deal for me. What a great song. That cassette was in heavy r… 🎥
• Sep 21, 2017 4:57 AM@pgarg @subpop @theafghanwhigs @WFMU I was a ~16yo and had never heard or seen "Jesus Christ Superstar" before, so I thought "The Temple" w…
• Sep 21, 2017 4:45 AM@pgarg @subpop @theafghanwhigs I discovered the @theafghanwhigs when I heard this "Jesus Christ Superstar" cover on the car radio (@WFMU) b… 🎥
• Sep 21, 2017 3:43 AM.@pgarg is a mule smuggling vinyl from the @subpop Sea-Tac shop to SF. Massive score from her latest trip: beautiful "Congregation" re-issu… 📷
• Sep 20, 2017 9:54 PM@jeffvandermeer Waxwings are where it's at.
• Sep 20, 2017 3:31 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: A guy named "Ning" standing next to a large sign that says "Ning".
• Sep 20, 2017 1:48 PMRT @caitlinangeloff: Just another reason why I love working @DocuSign thanks @DanDSpringer for improving our company benefits #parenting ht…
• Sep 20, 2017 4:58 AMRT @vinucharanya: ❤️Our own @TwitterWomen representing @twitter in the @techwomen cultural kickoff event along with #emerging leaders ❤️ ht…
• Sep 20, 2017 4:56 AMRT @jfkantrowitz: Retweet if you want other people's families to have health insurance. https://t.co/3jem6LOOjp
• Sep 20, 2017 4:46 AM"...the Trump administration’s authoritarian rejection of accountability." - @laurenduca https://t.co/0XLL63E5Uv
• Sep 19, 2017 6:25 PMRT @davidluhnow: Mexico City shaking pretty strongly right now. Earthquake
• Sep 19, 2017 4:45 PM@rabihalameddine Three volumes in and Knausgaard continues to enlighten. https://t.co/g625gQdJvc
• Sep 19, 2017 11:49 AM@StephenAtHome what were you thinking? It's beyond disappointing: it's dangerous to our democracy to normalize Spicer's tenure as press sec.
• Sep 19, 2017 5:02 AM@adudeinaplace3 @MADmagazine Le sigh. These putatively conservative snowflakes always run. /cc: @AmericanPat81 https://t.co/BEEMMSytPc 📷
• Sep 19, 2017 3:59 AMRT @DocuSign: Watch @SatyaNadella on @Microsoft's strategic partnership with @DocuSign: https://t.co/LXNaLjpTcR #MSIgnite @MSPartner https…
• Sep 19, 2017 3:51 AMRT @jbouie: The degree to which Sean Spicer has faced no consequences is a glimpse into the post-Trump future.
• Sep 19, 2017 3:21 AMRT @jessetemple: Well done, Wisconsin fans. https://t.co/zxr92AngvY
• Sep 19, 2017 3:19 AMRT @CharlieBerens: "Hey, if you think being white is an accomplishment, you should probably try accomplishing something." - #ManitowocMinut…
• Sep 19, 2017 1:58 AMRT @johnmoe: So it turns out I'm starting at quarterback for the Vikings next week. They said I was better than Kaepernick for purely footb…
• Sep 19, 2017 12:57 AM@JacJustic @adudeinaplace3 @MADmagazine Hmm. I'm not sure I get the Duran Duran reference.
• Sep 19, 2017 12:26 AM@adudeinaplace3 @MADmagazine https://t.co/h7ixgcWU3Z 🎥
• Sep 19, 2017 12:03 AM@adudeinaplace3 @TheClarksTale @MADmagazine "PRO TIP: Wanting to stop illegal immigration isn't racist." welp, that sort of depends on *wh…
• Sep 19, 2017 12:02 AM@adudeinaplace3 @TheClarksTale @MADmagazine Those two (two!) times he tried to make an equivalence between the actions of Nazi white suprem…
• Sep 18, 2017 11:58 PM@cristianjoita12 @MADmagazine @bing @Google Nah, I mean this Google. https://t.co/snKOIMUBUK 📷
• Sep 18, 2017 11:07 PMthis #hackweek is taking me to some dark places https://t.co/LgHfe4mOJe
• Sep 18, 2017 10:59 PMRT @nycsouthpaw: People turned down jobs in this administration because they thought the damage to themselves would be irreparable. It shou…
• Sep 18, 2017 10:57 PM"...a conceptual Band-Aid for the Trump administration’s authoritarian rejection of accountability..." https://t.co/4RwW8t11Hq
• Sep 18, 2017 10:54 PMRT @reyner: Starting a movement to replace parking lots across the country with grass: Sod Pave America
• Sep 18, 2017 10:53 PMRT @laurenduca: Sean Spicer's cameo at the Emmys is what the normalization of authoritarianism looks like https://t.co/moGNMNaMXJ (cc: @Ste…
• Sep 18, 2017 10:44 PMRT @Kasparov63: Military parades?! What's next, giant portraits and murals of the Dear Leader everywhere? https://t.co/JrIwurhS6Q
• Sep 18, 2017 7:41 PM@adudeinaplace3 @TheClarksTale @MADmagazine If Trump ever stopped doing all these dumb, crazy, and racist things then we, the pseudo-intell…
• Sep 18, 2017 4:00 PM@adudeinaplace3 @TheClarksTale @MADmagazine I'm pretty sure this the first political Wyeth parody I've seen in 30 years....so "literally th…
• Sep 18, 2017 3:39 PM@cristianjoita12 @MADmagazine I don't think that's what I meant. Often @bing mangles the translation between English & Russian. You should …
• Sep 18, 2017 4:03 AM@StephenAtHome Come on, man. https://t.co/YGFvto8XTk
• Sep 18, 2017 4:01 AMFuck validating @seanspicer. His image and legacy can not, *must* not, be rehabilitated. He's a collaborator, not a punchline. #Emmys
• Sep 18, 2017 3:56 AM@Kantrowitz @vijayp all 'bout dat pumpkin spice Life™
• Sep 18, 2017 3:49 AM@mdudas @Twitter
• Sep 18, 2017 3:37 AMRT @igb: It's @MargaretAtwood's world. We just live in it.
• Sep 18, 2017 2:46 AMRT @igb: @alicegoldfuss I'm a Sr. Engineering Manager at Twitter. Dropped out of art school. Went back to college and got a BA in Philosoph…
• Sep 18, 2017 1:45 AM@marius Did this for a few weeks w/a Burton day-hiker. Key features were laptop sleeve, chest and (occasionally) waist straps. And room for…
• Sep 18, 2017 1:28 AMRT @marius: Anyone have a recommendation for a backpack for running (commute) with a laptop?
• Sep 17, 2017 10:19 PMRT @ApacheAurora: We are happy to announce that Houghton Mifflin Harcourt has joined the list of companies using Aurora. https://t.co/bYhNn…
• Sep 17, 2017 10:14 PMThree books in to this Proustian (in both subject and scope) page turner. https://t.co/nPUBTvOQ17 📷
• Sep 17, 2017 8:46 PM@alicegoldfuss I'm a Sr. Engineering Manager at Twitter. Dropped out of art school. Went back to college and got a BA in Philosophy. #unqua…
• Sep 17, 2017 4:51 PMRT @JElvisWeinstein: This photo looks like a lost Pink Floyd album cover. https://t.co/z8UmrtFdAA 📷
• Sep 17, 2017 3:20 PM@jvreeland26 Good luck. 😬
• Sep 17, 2017 12:57 PMRT @Noahpinion: This headline should read: "Americans who dress up as clowns outnumber clowns who dress up as Americans" https://t.co/OkS4n…
• Sep 17, 2017 12:49 PMRT @NickKarpPhotos: Ian Mackaye of Fugazi/Minor Threat/ Dischord Records at the #JuggaloMarch https://t.co/acrebJ4zCd 📷
• Sep 17, 2017 5:21 AMRT @Mikel_Jollett: "The Juggalos outnumber the white supremacists at the Lincoln Memorial today." -- is not a sentence I ever thought I'd w…
• Sep 17, 2017 4:48 AM@doriantaylor That "Christina's World"/Wyeth riff is 💯.
• Sep 17, 2017 4:45 AMIf @MADmagazine's political cartoonists and art department don't win a Pulitzer this year then we, as a society, have failed. https://t.co/… 📷
• Sep 17, 2017 3:48 AMRT @DavidCornDC: Notice how less intense the outrage is about Trump's latest both-sides-bad comment re #Charlottesville? His conduct become…
• Sep 17, 2017 3:41 AM"Gazoo"? . . . *takes drag from cigarette* . . . I haven't heard that name in years. https://t.co/lagQfNFGoY 📷
• Sep 17, 2017 12:13 AMRT @hexwaxwing: OMG. @BSidesAugusta MADE A "SNEAKERS" CAKE. HSHRSHTSHTWSGJXJFHFUFUD #nomoresecrets https://t.co/l8bKiFaiqU 📷
• Sep 16, 2017 11:06 PM@davebarr @isaach https://t.co/o3vSWbAgUd 📷
• Sep 16, 2017 10:39 PMRT @GreatDismal: The hot new Trump hat: "Make MAGA Great Again"
• Sep 16, 2017 9:33 PMRT @dagskeenan: https://t.co/LCnF4QDUFl https://t.co/XwxKYzdJBP 📷
• Sep 16, 2017 8:28 PMRT @deray: .@Kaepernick7, @jack, it was good to connect today & to discuss pathways to change. There's much yet to be done. https://t.co/G…
• Sep 16, 2017 5:27 AM@msilver #OnWisconsin
• Sep 16, 2017 1:19 AMLA ⇢ 🚙 ⇢ SF
• Sep 15, 2017 10:00 PM.@heyjoshua & @ysr1729 are on a B.O.A.T (Bayesian Optimization for Automated Tuning) at #MesosCon! https://t.co/yM3xVwrZkP 📷
• Sep 15, 2017 9:56 PMTwitter's @santhk spieling about file system isolation at #MesosCon. https://t.co/LGRYET34qp 📷
• Sep 15, 2017 9:36 PMRT @pleia2: The Mesos scheduler @ApacheAurora used to help build Twitter's Bayesian Optimization Auto-Tuning (BOAT!) service, via @heyjoshu…
• Sep 15, 2017 9:33 PMRT @janiszt: .@TwitterEng created Autotune as a Service build on top of Mesos and Aurora to tune JVM for microsevices #MesosCon
• Sep 15, 2017 9:16 PMRT @janiszt: At „Automated Performance Tuning with Bayesian Optimization” @TwitterEng by @heyjoshua and @ysr1729 #MesosCon #DataScience ht…
• Sep 15, 2017 9:15 PMRT @pleia2: Twitter runs on [a lot of!] microservices, via @ysr1729 #MesosCon https://t.co/W8cdMKRgdG
• Sep 15, 2017 9:07 PMIt's @ysr1729 and @heyjoshua talking about automatic, ML-driven tuning of Mesos-based Twitter services. https://t.co/I8YlCdsCwJ
• Sep 15, 2017 4:46 PM.@ndwns telling #MesosCon attendees how awesome Twitter is and how great the talks by @santhk, @heyjoshua, @xtenzo and @ysr1729 are gonna b… 📷
• Sep 15, 2017 2:03 AMHey @davelester, question at the dinner table tonight: who designed the original @ApacheMesos logo?
• Sep 15, 2017 1:58 AMThe #MesosCon @Twitter crew. (Not pictured, @jvreeland26, who had better things to do.) https://t.co/eHxmUVF5dx 📷
• Sep 14, 2017 7:08 PMApple Keynote's collaborative editing UX in a nutshell. https://t.co/5qcprbFZex 📷
• Sep 14, 2017 6:58 PMRT @davidfrum: Regular reminder that Donald Trump’s core competency is not dealmaking with powerful counter-parties. It is duping gullible…
• Sep 14, 2017 6:15 PM.@benh primes the #MesosCon crowd for @ysr1729 & @heyjoshua's Friday talk by dropping an "I'm on a boat!" reference & discussing ML & Mesos… 📷
• Sep 14, 2017 5:43 PM@heyjoshua The business of hustling stacks, frameworks, and ecosystems.
• Sep 14, 2017 4:42 PMAt #MesosCon this week? Check out @heyjoshua and @ysr1729 discuss Twitter's R&D in using ML to autotune Mesos jobs. https://t.co/BfoLsgQJ1V
• Sep 14, 2017 4:34 PMRT @chrislhayes: Good God https://t.co/8KXMe0zSFh
• Sep 14, 2017 4:15 AMRT @buckhouse: Designers: I know of a few newly open head of design & VP positions that are under the radar. If you're senior & looking, my…
• Sep 14, 2017 4:08 AMRT @thehill: JUST IN: White House demands ESPN fire host who called Trump a "white supremacist" https://t.co/BlCgjVupjU https://t.co/PEzeXl…
• Sep 14, 2017 3:55 AM@ysr1729 @heyjoshua Haha. It's so crazy. Most of my trip time seemed like it was spent inside the LA city limits.
• Sep 14, 2017 3:48 AMRT @vinucharanya: Super excited to be part of this new family #techwomen17 representing @twitter along with other awesome @TwitterWomen and…
• Sep 14, 2017 3:45 AMEl Camino gets real after San Jose. Fun drive.
• Sep 14, 2017 3:42 AM@mokomull Did you run into @jvreeland26 at plumbers by any chance?
• Sep 14, 2017 3:16 AM@heyjoshua @ysr1729 It was close. Hit LA rush hour traffic perfectly.
• Sep 14, 2017 3:14 AM@heyjoshua @ysr1729 @flyLAXairport Just got to the hotel.
• Sep 13, 2017 11:03 PM@mokomull Yup!
• Sep 13, 2017 6:09 PMSF ⇢ 🚙 ⇢ LA
• Sep 13, 2017 5:03 PM@heyjoshua https://t.co/lw1zLkul5c 🎥
• Sep 13, 2017 3:34 PMRT @laurenduca: "If we only have a problem with Hillary Clinton, not with women, why is she the only woman who has ever gotten this far?" -…
• Sep 13, 2017 3:32 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: An angry bird. Drawn in black ink on brown paper.
• Sep 13, 2017 1:46 PMRT @MaxKriegerVG: "We must start grouping our layers!" cried Toad as he made another Copy of Layer 5. https://t.co/Dec25QBotZ 📷
• Sep 13, 2017 5:06 AMRT @jef_poskanzer: A self-driving car is heading for an AI researcher. If you pull a lever, it will divert towards someone writing a 'troll…
• Sep 13, 2017 2:18 AM@heyjoshua @firepile https://t.co/1GlIHNj3LH 🎥
• Sep 13, 2017 2:12 AMApple needs to add/support a configurable "under-duress" facial gesture that locks the phone and turns off FaceId. https://t.co/KfV0h8vd9c
• Sep 13, 2017 2:08 AMRT @BostonJerry: With FaceID, cops can just point your phone at your face while they have you in handcuffs then look through your phone wit…
• Sep 12, 2017 5:24 AMRT @ashleyfeinberg: yeah baby here we go https://t.co/eWtv66t3Tf
• Sep 12, 2017 5:23 AMRT @soIoucity: *checks to see why ted Cruz is trending* https://t.co/HOB1HRQnu5 🎥
• Sep 12, 2017 1:56 AMThat was pretty fun. ⛈
• Sep 11, 2017 3:45 PMWho has a case of the Mondays? BART has a case of the Monday's.
• Sep 11, 2017 5:36 AMRT @FrankHowarth: Highly advanced camera jig https://t.co/BQbk7Gf4L7 🎥
• Sep 11, 2017 4:45 AM@davepell that said, i want to believe that we can engineer earthquake-safe high-rises #yimby
• Sep 11, 2017 4:44 AM@davepell hashtag millennium
• Sep 11, 2017 4:37 AM@heyjoshua @firepile It was fucking terrible.
• Sep 11, 2017 4:35 AM@heyjoshua Beats taking Über. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Sep 11, 2017 4:34 AMThe Railroad Treasurer's Monad. https://t.co/Zx5uDR0u4X
• Sep 11, 2017 4:26 AMRT @NBCNews: 300 doctors, nurses, and paramedics await takeoff on a C-17 before heading to Orlando for Hurricane Irma response (Photo: U.S…
• Sep 11, 2017 4:19 AM@msilver If you are in Spokane be sure to stop by Dick's for a bag of burgers. If you want something a bit classier try The Elk bar and gri…
• Sep 11, 2017 4:16 AM@msilver I've driven by that place three times in the last three years and (regretfully) never stopped in. Hope you get to chill a bit in B…
• Sep 11, 2017 4:00 AM@sayrer That reads like a @tmbg lyric.
• Sep 11, 2017 3:35 AMRT @SenKamalaHarris: We MUST pass the DREAM Act. Retweet if you agree.
• Sep 11, 2017 3:30 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: A watercolor of a blue bird streaking towards green earth under a red sun in a white sky.
• Sep 11, 2017 3:10 AMRT @chrislhayes: This is such such great news https://t.co/CbY8ZiqhzQ
• Sep 11, 2017 3:02 AMRT @VeraMBergen: Miami International Airport: 1 Trump's Director of Social Media: 0 https://t.co/sZMyLjPZU3 📷
• Sep 10, 2017 11:47 PMHow the fuck did I it get so goddamn hot again?
• Sep 10, 2017 5:59 PMA turf war broke out this morning between a party of California scrub jays and a scold of Stellar's jays. https://t.co/oDoHvJNG29 📷
• Sep 10, 2017 5:50 PMRT @PeteBlackburn: Browns get another season underwa— aaaaand it’s over https://t.co/FB4W2Hhfwc 🎥
• Sep 10, 2017 3:33 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: In the foreground: limes, tequila, shakers, and salt. In the background: a television tuned to Twitter.
• Sep 10, 2017 2:05 PMRT @backstreetsmag: Hold steady, Ybor City #StayPositive
• Sep 10, 2017 4:07 AM@mikeindustries @isaach This fucken country.
• Sep 10, 2017 12:53 AMTIL: tung oil is a safe, non-toxic wood stain ideal for children's furniture. https://t.co/AHrmUl4cqh 📷
• Sep 9, 2017 11:30 PMRT @HMittelmark: When you die, a carny helps you out of your human body, waits to see if you're going to throw up, then asks if you want to…
• Sep 9, 2017 11:28 PM@BobbyD_FL @Bklyn_Mar Stay safe!!!
• Sep 9, 2017 11:27 PMRT @NWStornado: Tornado Warning including West Palm Beach FL, Boynton Beach FL, Wellington FL until 8:00 PM EDT https://t.co/CWEaUVvLqC 📷
• Sep 9, 2017 10:26 PMRT @HippieSanctuary: Accurate. https://t.co/a6UNGHhZeE 📷
• Sep 9, 2017 10:01 PM@gpapilion yeah it's intense and very 70s/80s.
• Sep 9, 2017 9:58 PM@gpapilion Death playground? You mean because of the super high structures with large open spaces for kids to fall? Or did something horrib…
• Sep 9, 2017 9:33 PMSpotted this black phoebe behind the Diamond Heights Safeway. https://t.co/0chLnMv4WA 📷
• Sep 9, 2017 5:17 PMRT @joyding: good morning internet! my team is hiring ML/full stack engineers to work on safety & abuse ❤️ https://t.co/01BJj7dhBO
• Sep 9, 2017 11:21 AM@msquinn Heist https://t.co/mlodJzseik
• Sep 9, 2017 3:41 AMRT @MobyLives: This is it: There has to be a hidden evil motive. She couldn't possibly have done it just to tell her story, like every othe…
• Sep 9, 2017 3:36 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: An ink illustration (on brown paper) of Dr. Manhattan (a character from the graphic novel "Watchmen").
• Sep 9, 2017 3:30 AM@jayholler 😬
• Sep 9, 2017 3:28 AMSigh. "The practice of rolling coal has not spread out enough to justify legislation outside of the United States." https://t.co/gxU8ypWHJq
• Sep 9, 2017 3:09 AM@ysr1729 @heyjoshua @mazdakh @networkjanitor @Twitter @TwitterEng @mesoscon Also, in a shocking lapse of academic ethics they fail to cite …
• Sep 9, 2017 3:06 AM@ysr1729 @heyjoshua @mazdakh @networkjanitor @Twitter @TwitterEng @mesoscon The authors of that paper clearly don't understand how acronyms…
• Sep 9, 2017 2:54 AMRT @ysr1729: @igb @mazdakh @networkjanitor @Twitter @heyjoshua @TwitterEng @mesoscon BOAT = Bayesian Optimization (based) Auto(matic) Tunin…
• Sep 9, 2017 2:54 AM@heyjoshua @ysr1729 @mazdakh @networkjanitor @Twitter @TwitterEng @mesoscon Seriously. Game changer.
• Sep 9, 2017 2:54 AMOMG https://t.co/VKutzRr4ww
• Sep 9, 2017 2:29 AM@mazdakh @networkjanitor @Twitter An excellent marketing opportunity for @ysr1729 & @heyjoshua's talk on @TwitterEng's AutoTune™ at @mesos…
• Sep 9, 2017 2:20 AMRT @SheehanCollin: T-pain was only 22 when he rhymed mansion with wiscansin https://t.co/gc0MvL70Sx
• Sep 8, 2017 6:23 PMRT @PodSaveAmerica: Interviewing @HillaryClinton in Chappaqua, out on a bonus pod Tuesday. What do you guys want to know? https://t.co/MNWv…
• Sep 8, 2017 5:05 PM@davidjrusek @dickc @TwitterBoulder Nah, it's just a matter of different styles. @jack:@dickc::@StevenWright:@JerrySeinfeld
• Sep 8, 2017 5:02 PMIn order to #MAGA we must invest in the necessary infrastructure for our citizens to flee from their states during environmental crises. ht…
• Sep 8, 2017 4:56 PM@sal_castaneda @sfmta_muni Is...is there some sort of MUNI archive/warehouse where these older buses are stored?
• Sep 8, 2017 4:53 PM@davidjrusek @dickc @TwitterBoulder This is one of the many reasons I strongly advocate that the CEO of one's company should be a former st…
• Sep 8, 2017 4:41 PM@dschonbe It's clear from my Twitter timeline when I stopped being an IC. My skill set and technology biases are a fly caught in 140 chars …
• Sep 8, 2017 3:39 PM@dschonbe https://t.co/Nt2G1bKs0M
• Sep 8, 2017 1:00 PMI started using Twitter 11 years ago today. #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/cFqfg7u6zm 📷
• Sep 8, 2017 5:17 AMRT @ROB_CAR_: 8.1 earthquake in Mexico Watch on #Periscope: https://t.co/WiBTFP1Md5
• Sep 8, 2017 5:16 AMRT @NWS_NTWC: Tsunami Info Stmt: M7.8 near the coast of Chiapas, Mexic 2149PDT Sep 7: Tsunami NOT expected; CA,OR,WA,BC,and AK #NTWC
• Sep 8, 2017 5:15 AMRT @CNBC: Mexico struck by earthquake of magnitude 8.0, tsunami possible: USGS https://t.co/gitKfANt1S
• Sep 8, 2017 5:15 AMRT @burritojustice: what I'd really like from Twitter is a tool that let me know when I started following people & their tweets around that…
• Sep 8, 2017 5:14 AMRT @srw: Yikes! https://t.co/dI8nhGYLoQ
• Sep 8, 2017 4:38 AMRT @sorayadarabi: My cabbie and I are listening to a recorded quiz for his citizenship test (on Monday!) Him: 100% me: 40% accuracy. Americ…
• Sep 8, 2017 4:26 AM@gln The "I *don't* get to do it as much/often as I'd like" is implied by the previous tweet.
• Sep 8, 2017 4:22 AM@gln Because kids.
• Sep 8, 2017 4:22 AM@gln Surfing and running.
• Sep 8, 2017 4:12 AMRT @KamalaHarris: Are you a Dreamer whose renewal is set to expire before 3/5/18? You MUST renew before October 5. Spread the word. https:/…
• Sep 8, 2017 4:04 AMRT @mewo2: Definitely time to shut down this AI before it kills us all. (the phrase “wrinkled loins” does not occur in the training data) h…
• Sep 8, 2017 3:45 AM@FSKPart3 Did you lose a bet or something? Great QB, but fuck that racist #MAGA hat bullshit.
• Sep 7, 2017 11:50 PMRT @SarahJamieLewis: Don't forget to change your name, date of birth, home address and social security number regularly.
• Sep 7, 2017 10:45 PMRT @IanAlda: They should start naming hurricanes after notable climate change deniers
• Sep 7, 2017 9:54 PMRT @NBCNews: Equifax: Info accessed includes names, Social Security numbers, birth dates, addresses and, in some instances, driver's licens…
• Sep 7, 2017 9:38 PMRT @TwitterAlas: We stand in solidarity against @Potus's decision to disenfranchise the Latinx and immigrant community. #DACA https://t.co/…
• Sep 7, 2017 6:30 PMIncredibly lucky to have these two amazing immigrants and naturalized US citizens in my family. https://t.co/hAeuPhBVLX 📷
• Sep 7, 2017 6:25 PM@pgarg A happy occasion for our fortunate family. Sad it comes at a time when our government is taking away the dream of citizenship from s…
• Sep 7, 2017 6:14 PM20 years ago @pgarg immigrated to America. It was incredibly awesome to see her become a US citizen this morning. https://t.co/zpWStoMDgh 📷
• Sep 7, 2017 4:15 PMCurrent Paramount Theatre ceiling status. https://t.co/tVzahIToGk 📷
• Sep 7, 2017 2:13 PM@Eigenvariable MUNI is pretty great. People will give up seats for small children.
• Sep 7, 2017 2:12 PMRT @nevona: someone has been replacing the NYC MTA ads with their own way more subversive (and subtle) versions https://t.co/cXtfVn3UfV 📷
• Sep 7, 2017 2:04 PMRT @katecrawford: Meanwhile, a new attack uses ultrasonic commands to make Siri & Alexa do anything, but no human can hear it. https://t.co…
• Sep 7, 2017 3:30 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: People mill about a street. A bouncy castle is visible in the distance.
• Sep 7, 2017 2:53 AMRT @cra: 👍 "Mesosphere adds Kubernetes support to its data center operating system" https://t.co/fzI1nvhxhx via @techcrunch
• Sep 6, 2017 8:52 PMRT @KenJennings: What if you lived in Hawaii but didn't have the aloha spirit. Total nightmare I bet.
• Sep 6, 2017 7:19 PMRT @andy_pavlo: Time Series Database Lectures (Fall 2017) -- Tech talks from TS DBMS devs. Videos will be available @SCSatCMU @CMUDB https:…
• Sep 6, 2017 7:09 PMRT @Kaepernick7: This violation that happened against my Brother Michael Bennett is disgusting and unjust. I stand with Michael and I stand…
• Sep 6, 2017 3:35 PM@istaqsinaibot @ianisqatsibot "cobalt blue" I guess?
• Sep 6, 2017 5:23 AMThis reads like a @steadycraig lyric. https://t.co/B5eWF4veRs
• Sep 6, 2017 5:09 AMRT @JasonKander: "The buck stops anywhere but here!" https://t.co/KFUMlqsHnd
• Sep 6, 2017 5:09 AM@SChakrabs @esten It's Borges's "Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Knowledge", we're just living in it.
• Sep 6, 2017 5:05 AM@waferbot No more.
• Sep 6, 2017 5:05 AMTrump, Pence, Sessions, Ryan, & McConnell are not erasing the legacy of @BarackObama. They are just creating a shameful legacy of their own.
• Sep 6, 2017 4:58 AMRT @abc_columbia: Former Pres. Obama on #DREAMers: "Kicking them out won’t lower the unemployment rate, or lighten anyone’s taxes, or raise…
• Sep 6, 2017 4:16 AM@StGeorgeSpirits @jeffseibert @sorewaeien For best results use the Botanivore in a dry martini (preferably a "Churchill") and the Terroir i…
• Sep 6, 2017 4:02 AMRT @PaoloMRivera: #Madman #gouache underpainting, Payne's Gray (M. Graham & Co.) https://t.co/AwIa5hlY93 https://t.co/Os3LmGQEDf 📷
• Sep 6, 2017 3:43 AM@marsanfra https://t.co/LF5HEoWtd1
• Sep 6, 2017 12:28 AM@firepile @heyjoshua 😭
• Sep 5, 2017 9:36 PMRT @sfmta_muni: We're excited to unveil new #SFMuni uniforms! With help from @TWU250A, these will help #SFMuni operators stay comfortable &…
• Sep 5, 2017 9:34 PM@istaqsinaibot @ianisqatsibot I'm starting to think that @google image search was trained exclusively on a catalog of bird pics.
• Sep 5, 2017 8:27 PMSo awesome to see @Benioff promoting anti-fascism tweets. Makes me proud to have been a @salesforce alum. https://t.co/nbXPYl1i2Q
• Sep 5, 2017 7:13 PMRT @jscarto: I think about these words from Tom Patterson often. They apply to #dataviz broadly & well beyond color. A pleasing viz gets 2n…
• Sep 5, 2017 6:31 PMRT @starsandrobots: Seeing massive uncontained forest fires makes me wish we allowed autonomous aircraft to do more flying work, like dropp…
• Sep 5, 2017 6:28 PMRT @wyatt_privilege: as megastorm after megastorm barrels in I think it's safe to say they fucked up whatever ritual they tried to do w/ th…
• Sep 5, 2017 4:49 PMRT @TheDweck: Just passed by a "Welcome to America" sign at airport customs and it felt like when someone forgets to take down a Christmas…
• Sep 5, 2017 3:59 PMRT @copyconstruct: Wrote about the difference between Observability and Monitoring. Also some thoughts on boring technology and context htt…
• Sep 5, 2017 3:45 PMRT @BananaKarenina: The cost of free will is moral evil, but the cost of determinism is still like $0.94 https://t.co/LUqrPPkVsw 📷
• Sep 5, 2017 3:21 PMRT @michaelazerrad: Box set of remastered Hüsker Dü 1979-1982 +unreleased stuff, hardcover book: Nov. from @NumeroGroup. Long overdü! https…
• Sep 5, 2017 3:21 PMIt's still too fucking hot.
• Sep 5, 2017 4:41 AMRT @ltibbets: Somewhere in the past 10 years my primary use of paper clips shifted from actual paper clipping to reseting devices.
• Sep 5, 2017 4:19 AMThe JVM community should build more languages with diverse PL paradigms on top of the JVM instead of evolving Java into a kitchen sink.
• Sep 5, 2017 4:12 AMRT @mat: Glad most of the smoke has cleared from SF so we'll have a good view of the inbound missiles
• Sep 5, 2017 3:45 AMDO NOT WANT https://t.co/tiQw4YjX3r
• Sep 5, 2017 3:44 AMRT @kylegriffin1: Schwarzenegger is calling for gerrymandering reform in all 50 states, funding legal challenge to WI district maps. https:…
• Sep 5, 2017 3:43 AM@NatureisScary Jebus.
• Sep 5, 2017 3:34 AMRT @evanburchard: @Pinboard my money is on Atwood.
• Sep 5, 2017 3:31 AMTimely. https://t.co/GnQHHem9Sl
• Sep 5, 2017 3:08 AM@christhalinger Repetition is the spice of life.
• Sep 5, 2017 2:52 AM@christhalinger Repetition is the spice of life.
• Sep 5, 2017 12:09 AMOut with the old, in with the old. https://t.co/wVGLbBcRPL 📷
• Sep 4, 2017 10:03 PM@Eigenvariable Wow, how did it go down?
• Sep 4, 2017 9:20 PMRT @mrbenwexler: I have no sympathy for these kids. Their parents broke the law. They don't have jobs. They cost taxpayers money. Depor…
• Sep 4, 2017 4:29 PMRT @kellan: Don't let laughing at Paris Hilton distract you from the fact that LydianCoin is backed by Gurbaksh Chahal https://t.co/WM6Hltt…
• Sep 4, 2017 3:34 PM@istaqsinaibot @ianisqatsibot Bravo. https://t.co/kldUJ3zjIW 🎥
• Sep 4, 2017 2:27 PMRT @Policy: Proud to file comments in @FCC #NetNeutrality proceeding in support of strong, enforceable protections for our users https://t.…
• Sep 4, 2017 1:34 PMRT @heatherGrey_: #JVMInterns reunion 💙💙 https://t.co/239n5rmfgI 📷
• Sep 4, 2017 5:13 AM@jcummins Narrator Voice: "We hadn't."
• Sep 4, 2017 5:12 AMRT @burritojustice: a smoother transition: never noticed the horizontal tile mix before at 16th St https://t.co/3cmTypkRcc 🎥
• Sep 4, 2017 5:05 AMRT @WilderShaw_: In other news, Burbank is Mordor now https://t.co/kSP1cLYwBo 📷
• Sep 4, 2017 5:01 AMRT @burritojustice: if you get a BART car with really clean windows, you can sometimes catch a glimpse of the never-finished 20th St Missio…
• Sep 4, 2017 4:24 AMRT @markwgraves: A shot of the fire in Eagle Creek area of the Columbia River Gorge this evening. @Oregonian https://t.co/DckCDKMS9n 📷
• Sep 4, 2017 4:00 AMAn AR app that shows the path of tree shadows in Dolores Park over the course of an afternoon in order to ensure optimal blanket placement.
• Sep 4, 2017 3:49 AMRT @tinyrevolution: Kudos to humanity for manuevering ourselves into a situation where all our lives depend on the wisdom of Kim Jong-un an…
• Sep 4, 2017 3:47 AMRT @Weather_West: Severe thunderstorm passed through #SantaBarbara, bringing significant wind damage. Potential #microburst? #CAwx @NWSLosA…
• Sep 4, 2017 3:34 AM@laurenduca https://t.co/kCJos4Koq9 🎥
• Sep 4, 2017 3:31 AMRT @existentialcoms: There are many different moral frameworks in philosophy, but at the end of the day you pretty much know when you are d…
• Sep 4, 2017 3:31 AM@istaqsinaibot @ianisqatsibot https://t.co/vSNclygNmP 🎥
• Sep 4, 2017 3:12 AM@_DocBland @TrumpsAlert @cmort @KidRock Your capitalization choices confuse me.
• Sep 3, 2017 10:33 PMRT @DataToViz: Current project: UI/Viz experience for turning anomalies -> annotations. Made a summary viz w/ #semiotic @Elijah_Meeks open-…
• Sep 3, 2017 4:52 PM@steventurous @jhamlett I know right? "The fine Columbian..." It's like dude OK, you *really* like coffee. We get it already. Sheesh.
• Sep 3, 2017 4:19 PMDo the Germans have a word for the singular beige-tan-brown gradient of pancakes? https://t.co/ykkqo4aGPK 📷
• Sep 3, 2017 4:13 PM@JillFilipovic Look, it's not exactly rocket science.
• Sep 3, 2017 4:08 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: A bottle of Jack Daniels sits on the tray table of an airplane seat.
• Sep 3, 2017 1:48 PM"Alexa, play the greatest American band of all time." "Playing songs by Steely Dan."
• Sep 3, 2017 1:37 PMAny major dude with half a heart surely will tell you that Walter Becker was a major dude. RIP. https://t.co/IiuxEBAldu 📷
• Sep 3, 2017 4:24 AM@glyph @snipeyhead They should have a Dash button for these things.
• Sep 3, 2017 3:50 AMThe inside temperature of my house seems to be a moving average of the last 24 hours of external air temperatures.
• Sep 3, 2017 3:31 AM@istaqsinaibot @ianisqatsibot https://t.co/2fSmWNA9pQ 🎥
• Sep 3, 2017 3:26 AMRT @waxpancake: 20 years ago today on https://t.co/hXsGAoS4ap, @anamariecox takes on Burning Man. https://t.co/6O22MQ3Vj9 https://t.co/RUiV…
• Sep 3, 2017 3:20 AMGot some legwork in today. https://t.co/aaYjh4oKEE 📷
• Sep 3, 2017 3:11 AM@Team_Trump45 @realDonaldTrump You classless asshat.
• Sep 3, 2017 3:08 AMRT @RobMayeda: A sunset well captured near Pacifica by Ayesha Siddiq. Plenty more mid-level clouds to follow later tomorrow and Monday #CAw…
• Sep 3, 2017 2:21 AMCue the SF sunset pics in 3...2...1...
• Sep 3, 2017 2:04 AM.@fema should start building flood shelters along the US coastlines. We can't continue to rely solely on mattress stores and mega churches.
• Sep 3, 2017 1:50 AM#sfheatwave https://t.co/VTCeGyDJ7J 📷
• Sep 3, 2017 12:27 AMRT @washingtonpost: San Francisco smashes all-time record high temperature, hits 106 degrees https://t.co/nHMpEeuX7B
• Sep 2, 2017 11:37 PM@enbnt *not* undervalued
• Sep 2, 2017 11:35 PM@enbnt +1000
• Sep 2, 2017 11:29 PMRT @intheInfantry: I'm going to need a little more on the backstory here please. https://t.co/2K7vCyoUEA 📷
• Sep 2, 2017 11:28 PMRT @MaryKayCabot: Post: #Broncos signing Brock Osweiler, source tells https://t.co/o11vJSOExu; C.Kessler & K.Hogan both make #Browns https:…
• Sep 2, 2017 11:25 PM@enbnt Bot army payola FTW. s/clickfraud/streamfraud/
• Sep 2, 2017 11:21 PM@enbnt One would make orders of magnitude more busking in the Civic Center BART. Totally fucked up.
• Sep 2, 2017 11:18 PM@heyjoshua Ugga #MAGA
• Sep 2, 2017 11:08 PMCracking open a cold one. https://t.co/0yuDkDLxFm 📷
• Sep 2, 2017 10:58 PMHelp us, @KarlTheFog. You're our only hope.
• Sep 2, 2017 10:09 PMRT @copyconstruct: In tech, quitting is the easy way out. Sticking around and bringing about change is harder, and it's sad more people don…
• Sep 2, 2017 10:07 PMI really miss Glitch. https://t.co/4Jdc1huwz8 📷
• Sep 2, 2017 10:01 PM@TonyPrintezis @thekevincrane @mikecvet @electrolemon https://t.co/HT7relhB2I 🎥
• Sep 2, 2017 5:41 PM@enf @nelson Small anecdotal observations on my part make me believe Guerrero is slower than Dolores due to signal timings. (Mostly in non-…
• Sep 2, 2017 5:28 PM@jeffseibert @sorewaeien If you are not testing G&Ts with @StGeorgeSpirits's "Terroir" then you are not testing G&Ts.
• Sep 2, 2017 6:04 AMI think some podcasters may underestimate the size of the "I am trying to avoid #GoT spoilers" demographic. /cc: @jonlovett @anamariecox
• Sep 2, 2017 5:42 AM@Benioff :-(
• Sep 2, 2017 5:41 AMThe kleptocratic kakistocracy is nigh. https://t.co/YX4FQI2Yx1
• Sep 2, 2017 5:23 AMRT @mayoredlee: With extreme temperatures expected to continue, we're opening 4 cooling centers in #SF, tomorrow from 10AM - 6PM https://t.…
• Sep 2, 2017 5:23 AMRT @latimes: San Francisco sets all-time heat record downtown at 106 degrees during hottest recorded summer https://t.co/4WC3JhxdzU https:/…
• Sep 2, 2017 4:50 AMRT @latimes: White House stops plan for companies to report worker pay by race and gender https://t.co/oklLIdxeAf https://t.co/HG4ZV9odYB 📷
• Sep 2, 2017 4:46 AM@benj_fry @euprax1a Wait, it's by *that* Tom? Dear lord.
• Sep 2, 2017 4:42 AM@benj_fry @euprax1a TOML better not be some Rust bullshit.
• Sep 2, 2017 12:04 AMPSA: take your fucking backpack off if it's a crowded train.
• Sep 1, 2017 11:56 PMEither rain or heat can stay these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed round. #BART
• Sep 1, 2017 11:47 PMRT @SFist: Overcome By The Heat, BART Announces Delays As Long As 60 Minutes All Weekend https://t.co/CZ4b6yaQ6a https://t.co/OQJ1mo3E8f 📷
• Sep 1, 2017 11:46 PMRT @SFGate: BART to slow down trains in case tracks buckle in heat https://t.co/QPPeNwGbRd https://t.co/uX1AJznJF9 📷
• Sep 1, 2017 11:25 PM@cproppe @HickoryandTweed Armonk! I grew up down the road in Chappaqua. Have vague memories of Hickory & Tweed. Think that's where we bough…
• Sep 1, 2017 11:16 PMRT @Pinboard: “Look,” whispered Chuck, and George glanced up from his glass of cold-pressed juice. Overhead, without any fuss, the stars we…
• Sep 1, 2017 9:57 PM@aphyr b) "are you a cop? 'cause you have to tell me of you are."
• Sep 1, 2017 9:54 PM@taylorleese At least the Mission is 30 degrees cooler than it was this morning.
• Sep 1, 2017 9:40 PM@euprax1a Hotter take: (formatted) XML is *way* easier to read than JSON
• Sep 1, 2017 9:17 PM90% of my time using JSON is spent comparing it unfavorably to XML
• Sep 1, 2017 8:48 PMRT @igb: XML &gt; JSON
• Sep 1, 2017 7:34 PMRT @KalvinMacleod: DOG 911: what’s the emergency? DOG: we should call it canine one one DOG 911: OMG DOG: OMG
• Sep 1, 2017 7:33 PMRT @lonnirivera: Fire crews are on scene at SF Russian consulate after smoke starting billowing from rooftop. The consulate is closing tod…
• Sep 1, 2017 7:33 PMRT @sullyfoto: Black smoke billows from a chimney on the roof of the #Russian consulate in #SF a day before the occupants must vacate. http…
• Sep 1, 2017 5:54 PM@heyjoshua If she was running an email server on something like this she should have just been immediately appointed President. https://t.c… 📷
• Sep 1, 2017 5:49 PMRT @haley: https://t.co/Xl9OmaWo4R 📷
• Sep 1, 2017 5:43 PM@TonyPrintezis @thekevincrane @mikecvet That said i do have a few Children of Bodom songs in, uh, "heavy" rotation. Not sure if that counts…
• Sep 1, 2017 5:40 PM@TonyPrintezis @thekevincrane @mikecvet @electrolemon's "Steely Danzig" is more my style https://t.co/DEP2ITr3o6
• Sep 1, 2017 5:09 PMWait, who called it a "homebrew" server? '...there would be no charges against Clinton over her "homebrew" server' https://t.co/4SAio8ovJe
• Sep 1, 2017 2:08 PM@thekevincrane Here are the current standings. https://t.co/9yZ2ZQU72Z 📷
• Sep 1, 2017 1:25 PM@thekevincrane You must be confusing me with @mikecvet and/or @TonyPrintezis.
• Sep 1, 2017 1:22 PM@norm @Jazzy_Photos Nope.
• Sep 1, 2017 1:15 PMRT @netlab_UofG: @TonyPrintezis speaking at #rs4workshop @GlasgowCS @UofGlasgow #TwitterVMTeam https://t.co/qbzIxIWHCP 📷
• Sep 1, 2017 1:09 PMRT @timbray: Super irritating how Twitter overlays crap on the bottom of pictures even when you enlarge them. I wanted to see the picture,…
• Sep 1, 2017 4:17 AMRT @techgirl1908: I'll be speaking at @TwitterWomen's Technical Happy Hour next week about "How We Work and Play at Twitter". Join us http…
• Sep 1, 2017 3:02 AMRT @reyner: anti Fa #ChangeThreeLettersImproveAStateCapitol
• Sep 1, 2017 2:47 AMRT @ADAMATOMIC: idea vs implementation https://t.co/FYiSoCkDRW 📷
• Sep 1, 2017 12:11 AMRT @mattbytes: My team is hiring a linux systems engineer! (Know me personally? DM me before applying online) https://t.co/G01tjPS1fb #Jo…