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Dec 31, 2017 11:49 PM
@pgarg @hobbes188 Et San Francisco aussi!
Dec 31, 2017 11:48 PM
@pgarg @hobbes188 Bienvenue en Amérique!
Dec 31, 2017 11:44 PM
@realDonaldTrump Please stop.
Dec 31, 2017 11:39 PM
@gln Close call!
Dec 31, 2017 11:30 PM
Experimenting with cold brew coffee. https://t.co/FL1iF95bZ9
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Dec 31, 2017 9:40 PM
RT @DavidLeopold: Did you think Trump's draconian #immigration crackdown was about anything other than White Nationalism? McClatchy repor…
Dec 31, 2017 9:29 PM
Once weed is legal in California we can expect even more dumb ideas like this garbage. https://t.co/a2HMth687t
Dec 31, 2017 9:20 PM
@gpapilion Thanks for reminding me about cryptosporidium! https://t.co/Hm4yxkP3lq
Dec 31, 2017 9:18 PM
Initial Cryptosporidium Offering https://t.co/a2HMth687t
Dec 31, 2017 7:18 PM
RT @TomKsobiech: I think we’ll look back on 2017 as the year that we learned that “Leader of the Free World” is not a role that automatical…
Dec 31, 2017 7:14 PM
Twitter is basically the pink slime from "Ghostbusters II". https://t.co/tTCbC9powG
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Dec 31, 2017 7:05 PM
@MobyLives Twitter's logo ~2006. https://t.co/flmzQI0XcW
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Dec 31, 2017 6:22 PM
@karaswisher Can we get back to making fun of these "artisanally untreated water" idiots before the Great Cholera Epidemic of 2018 wipes ou…
Dec 31, 2017 6:14 PM
"Cholera as a Service"
Dec 31, 2017 6:13 PM
Along with "Fascism and Nazis", "Artisanally Untreated Water" is the dumbest fucking trend of 2017.
Dec 31, 2017 6:08 PM
Our grim stillsuit future. https://t.co/a2HMth687t
Dec 31, 2017 5:21 PM
@drew_nunya @Scavino45 @POTUS @SecretService @DanScavino SOCKPUPPET https://t.co/12T7BDiCDm
Dec 31, 2017 4:49 PM
Current @HipChat-crashing-on-startup status. https://t.co/KblSWRlgsF
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Dec 31, 2017 4:37 PM
Chip in to support Laura Moser (@lcmoser) for Congress (D #TX07) now. #MoserforCongress #BlueWave #Midterms2018 https://t.co/W9xxgoGmmM
Dec 31, 2017 6:18 AM
@shanemhansen @MerlinBirdID Some fascinating ML behind it too.
Dec 31, 2017 6:17 AM
@shanemhansen Try @MerlinBirdID. A bit of a pain to set up but it’s magic for ID’ing birds.
Dec 31, 2017 5:30 AM
Red-tailed hawk over Miraloma. https://t.co/nS9U3byBej
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Dec 31, 2017 5:25 AM
RT @NWSSacramento: If you're ready for a pattern change, then you're in luck! A couple storms are lining up in the Pacific & should impact…
Dec 31, 2017 5:17 AM
"No one believes more firmly than President Trump that ALL animals are equal." @Scavino45 @DanScavino https://t.co/fzc037BGMs
Dec 31, 2017 5:00 AM
RT @mazdakh: 39 time zones 39 new years 26 hours https://t.co/2xfNBgG3ok
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Dec 31, 2017 1:46 AM
RT @nbcbayarea: A surfer was bitten on the foot by a shark near the mouth of Drakes Estero, officials say. https://t.co/rkRXrU8LSM
Dec 31, 2017 1:19 AM
@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell Help me find my way Don. What am I missing? What am I not seeing?
Dec 30, 2017 10:45 PM
@thee_crichson @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell Can you be a bit more specific?
Dec 30, 2017 9:23 PM
@only1wes @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell Hah, I hadn’t thought of it as an http/cccp mashup before...that honestly isn’t th…
Dec 30, 2017 4:23 PM
*Axl Rose power-ballad voice* https://t.co/1aWOym72Cb
Dec 30, 2017 3:07 PM
@thee_crichson @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell *yawns* *stretches* *gets out of bed* *puts on kettle* Ok, I’m awake. Now what?
Dec 30, 2017 2:56 PM
@deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell If the doors of perception were cleansed every #MAGA tweet would appear to man as it is: emp…
Dec 30, 2017 5:51 AM
@rev_chas @snipeyhead Technically it’s his former caddie. https://t.co/0m2K7wK64t
Dec 30, 2017 5:23 AM
@DanScavino @realDonaldTrump @mike_pence Can’t wait for the historical incredible behind-the-scenes story on this one you sad hack. https:…
Dec 30, 2017 4:53 AM
RT @conspirator0: Suggestion: make this available free of charge to those of us who are voluntarily researching the weaponization of your p…
Dec 30, 2017 4:34 AM
RT @l4nguyen: The 1st 2018 election is the TX Primary. What's at stake? Put progressive leaders who can take back the House on the ballot,…
Dec 30, 2017 3:50 AM
TIL: "Minions" is a terrible movie. Just awful. https://t.co/0qmnlWC7vI
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Dec 30, 2017 3:10 AM
RT @ashleyfeinberg: like what you see @AjitPaiFCC? https://t.co/WxMNdSBCQv
Dec 30, 2017 2:15 AM
@larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell My dude, we are *in* the abyss right now.
Dec 30, 2017 2:02 AM
RT @nytimes: The Trump administration is poised to roll back offshore drilling regulations that were put in place after the worst oil spill…
Dec 30, 2017 1:15 AM
RT @Elpescador66: Sky, perilously perched atop Sutro... @burritojustice @NWSBayArea https://t.co/ULtXyFT0z5
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Dec 30, 2017 12:30 AM
Spotted a Western bluebird this AM. I used the fabulous @MerlinBirdID app from @CornellBirds to ID it. https://t.co/3qcHjup0Ix
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Dec 29, 2017 11:59 PM
@TonyPrintezis @Starwarslife1 Who says you have to choose? https://t.co/qnbqhh16Sv
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Dec 29, 2017 11:47 PM
RT @KenJennings: Sometimes I miss the crazy, carefree stuff I could do when I was younger, like “sit on the floor for longer than 5 minutes…
Dec 29, 2017 11:46 PM
RT @paulwaldman1: So yeah, the postal service loses money. But it also provides an invaluable service to every American. Nobody asks why th…
Dec 29, 2017 3:18 PM
@Scavino45 Hey Dan...can you explain the use of the word "choking" here? Is immigration a bad thing in your opinion? /cc: @DanScavino
Dec 29, 2017 3:04 PM
The amount of energy necessary to refute @FoxNews is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce @FoxNews.
Dec 29, 2017 4:14 AM
RT @DemDifference: @IvankaTrump @realDonaldTrump Fact Check, courtesy of Fox News: The economy has created less jobs in Trump's first yea…
Dec 29, 2017 12:23 AM
RT @ArlanWasHere: Ladies and gentlemen, THE dumbest tweet in the history of dumb tweets by this asshole. https://t.co/MxoTkcYVg0
Dec 29, 2017 12:17 AM
This fucken guy. https://t.co/hK6OdfGI1S
Dec 28, 2017 7:34 PM
RT @marabou: Spot another 1999 and you'll have two kilomockinbird :) https://t.co/LU4X1u5nc7
Dec 28, 2017 7:20 PM
Spotted this and many other northern mockingbirds this morning. https://t.co/nx5PG7Rrs6
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Dec 28, 2017 2:31 PM
@TonyPrintezis @Finnair @jonostrower A “record flight video to phone via USB” would be an epic in-seat feature.
Dec 28, 2017 2:24 PM
RT @sarahmei: I went to the New York county clerk’s website and found this filing. It includes the entire manuscript with allllllll the edi…
Dec 28, 2017 10:29 AM
RT @seldo: I have so many thoughts about this, especially the question "are humans just not psychologically able to handle a global interne…
Dec 28, 2017 12:40 AM
RT @peterseibel: Reverse Wisdom of Crowds Corollary: if a group’s collective behavior seems less intelligent than the average of the indivi…
Dec 27, 2017 11:35 PM
RT @zmanji: When I die, I just want a slideshow of my best tweets. I want to be remembered how I lived.
Dec 27, 2017 11:33 PM
@DancrDave @DanScavino @jack @Twitter @SecretService @POTUS https://t.co/E8IWQ6IZye
Dec 27, 2017 11:29 PM
@Palinspired What do you mean by "What do you mean by 'fired'?"?
Dec 27, 2017 8:51 PM
Current bunny hill status. https://t.co/9ZVDA9GVJQ
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Dec 26, 2017 5:05 PM
RT @pattonoswalt: This thread is ridiculously suspenseful and entertaining — and there’s a rematch tomorrow! https://t.co/NJvJm13ilN
Dec 26, 2017 3:15 PM
Details on the new Twitter archiving policy by the @librarycongress. https://t.co/NMEkAnaWCX
Dec 26, 2017 3:13 PM
RT @librarycongress: Update on the Twitter archive at the Library of Congress: https://t.co/incuC1RL0n
Dec 26, 2017 3:01 PM
@jayholler @instapaper I walk past this place 20 times a week on the way to/from school...it’s always playing something fascinating. Stoked…
Dec 26, 2017 5:48 AM
@44 Amen.
Dec 26, 2017 5:31 AM
RT @CHANNINGPOSTERS: Best #Christmas wishes from San Francisco. https://t.co/qZnZ0cBQHU
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Dec 26, 2017 5:21 AM
First bike. https://t.co/iVEpZDWgvE
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Dec 26, 2017 5:10 AM
RT @jaketapper: ‘Twas the night before Christmas At Nakatomi Tower When our story of homecoming Begins with brute power https://t.co/WPx…
Dec 26, 2017 4:54 AM
RT @njm: Favourite movie ever?
Dec 26, 2017 4:42 AM
I feel "Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy" is unfairly overlooked as a Christmas movie. https://t.co/xyzSqTxJwi
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Dec 26, 2017 3:35 AM
RT @igb: @annapickard Literally just got this in my cracker. https://t.co/k5p3AHviDB
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Dec 26, 2017 3:33 AM
@annapickard Literally just got this in my cracker. https://t.co/k5p3AHviDB
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Dec 26, 2017 12:44 AM
@heyjoshua @firepile @heymathison That’s quite the qualification.
Dec 26, 2017 12:40 AM
@heyjoshua @firepile @heymathison Wait, what? Woah.
Dec 25, 2017 11:35 PM
I got Chris Ware’s "Monograph" for Christmas. An amazing & beautifully printed retrospective. It’s also the biggest book I’ve ever owned. h…
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Dec 25, 2017 8:23 PM
RT @bernie: Big Waves at #OceanBeach today. https://t.co/5opKZvR91M
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Dec 25, 2017 4:57 PM
RT @BarackObama: On behalf of the Obama family, Merry Christmas! We wish you joy and peace this holiday season. https://t.co/CNFUZrhrBj
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Dec 25, 2017 4:07 PM
RT @akpix: Subzero Christmas dawn in #Duluth, looking out over Lake Superior from the Hillside. Temperature about 10 below zero at the harb…
Dec 25, 2017 4:06 PM
RT @john_overholt: It's not about saying Merry Christmas, it's about aggressively rejecting the value of having empathy and consideration f…
Dec 25, 2017 4:06 PM
RT @john_overholt: *opens tweet window* Say there, Twitter, what day is it?
Dec 25, 2017 8:05 AM
RT @laurenduca: Trump is a quintessential "Die Hard" villain in that he has orchestrated an elaborate ideological heist in order to conceal…
Dec 25, 2017 7:59 AM
@andrejpwalker @pdykhuis Son, that’s just silly. Adults (& kids) queue up for our local library before it opens. I grok yer just trolling f…
Dec 25, 2017 5:39 AM
"Yippie-Ki-Yay Motherf^H^H^H^H^H^H ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!" https://t.co/DndLRELO…
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Dec 25, 2017 3:27 AM
@jdecked :-(
Dec 25, 2017 1:38 AM
RT @josefow: Another crash at a toll booth. A few weeks ago a toll collector died when a drunk trucker slammed into her. Toll booths are mo…
Dec 25, 2017 12:25 AM
@alexmk @WhiteHouse He first responded to a recent tweet of mine, then, AFAICT, deleted his tweet & dug up an older one. But yeah. Same qu…
Dec 24, 2017 11:07 PM
I really can’t blame the @WhiteHouse’s Director of Social Media for trying to get me fired for things I’ve said on Twitter because I am try…
Dec 24, 2017 8:36 PM
@Torian_Girl @DanScavino @jack @Twitter @SecretService @POTUS Everyone needs a hobby, I guess.
Dec 24, 2017 8:35 PM
@DanScavino @jack @Twitter @SecretService @POTUS Nah, not representing Twitter, just myself & the majority of Americans who think you & you…
Dec 24, 2017 7:11 PM
@Scavino45 (a.k.a. @DanScavino) seriously, cut this shit out. It’s annoying AF. Slow your roll you sad hack. https://t.co/08m5LiE33C
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Dec 24, 2017 5:48 PM
RT @XplodingUnicorn: Wife: Are you going to be on Twitter this weekend? Me: Everyone will be. Wife: Won't they be with their families? M…
Dec 24, 2017 5:39 PM
@_JasonOsborne @jaketapper It *literally* says “CNN”...quit apologizing for the President’s bad judgement and un-American, anti-Constitutio…
Dec 24, 2017 8:11 AM
The inexorable rise of fascism across the globe is a real bummer, but on a positive note I guess we've sort of figured out Fermi's Paradox.
Dec 24, 2017 7:32 AM
@crsy Only 35 more views to go.
Dec 24, 2017 4:35 AM
RT @greydnls: I've said it before. I'll say it again. The single most important deliverable of a senior engineer is more senior engineers.
Dec 24, 2017 4:32 AM
RT @neal_katyal: Trump’s travel ban 3.0 loses in court of appeals 3-0. https://t.co/jLmyyt4xHU
Dec 23, 2017 11:01 PM
RT @SFBART: Civic Center temporarily closed due to a debris fire in a fan room. No injuries. Trains running through Civic Center but not…
Dec 23, 2017 10:06 PM
RT @5imian: "AWS is down" I looked to my coworker who was now tracing tribal glyphs on his face with a sharpie. "The machine is broken'. he…
Dec 23, 2017 9:18 PM
@laseray Ray, my dude, I think you are missing the point of the tweet.
Dec 23, 2017 8:56 PM
What idiot called it "The Commuter" instead of "Brewster North by Northwest"?
Dec 23, 2017 8:04 PM
RT @WestMarinFeed: So cold and so beautiful. #westmarin #sunrise https://t.co/UaE8Ozo47B
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Dec 23, 2017 8:00 PM
RT @mjg59: Since it happened almost a decade ago and most of my followers probably don't know the story: here's how I got rejected by Googl…
Dec 23, 2017 7:14 PM
Dumb and deranged, Trump’s senile bigotry and inhumane policies are a clear and present danger to the future of our country. https://t.co/T…
Dec 23, 2017 3:35 PM
RT @MLNow: Local brewery Fort Point will start making and serving beer at 20th and Shotwell streets https://t.co/7QNdKhzKWm https://t.co/Cg…
Dec 23, 2017 3:16 PM
@acodrescu Bandits. The preferred term is time *bandits*.
Dec 23, 2017 7:53 AM
@egd Yeah, the coffee run/soundtrack synch is 👌🏼.
Dec 23, 2017 6:51 AM
TIL: "Baby Driver" is a pretty good movie.
Dec 23, 2017 4:49 AM
@marcysutton Photos never really do justice to the steep angle of the climb or drop in. Looks epic! 🤙
Dec 23, 2017 3:54 AM
RT @WPR: Shuttered Janesville GM Plant Sold To St. Louis Based Company https://t.co/uXgYqqSqi9 https://t.co/S9ZHsjcfET
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Dec 23, 2017 3:26 AM
@CharlieCroom https://t.co/mM0UYaKLNz
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Dec 23, 2017 3:23 AM
RT @Ocasio2018: Tim Kaine flaunted his “relationship” to the Latino community when he ran for VP with Hillary. Today he betrayed us. This…
Dec 23, 2017 2:57 AM
RT @TaupeAvenger: eBART looks set to open in May https://t.co/dY4bbA29sE
Dec 23, 2017 2:32 AM
RT @code_jide: As we enter 2018, I have a lot to be grateful for. I’ve had the chance to intern w/ 5 tech companies That said, I’m blessed…
Dec 23, 2017 2:29 AM
RT @dannysullivan: What a show @SpaceX what a show! #spacex https://t.co/ca8zgN7I3Z
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Dec 23, 2017 1:36 AM
@shatil WTH is it?
Dec 23, 2017 1:34 AM
RT @shatil: What is this #ufo above Culver City? https://t.co/fuxXkk9EdG
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Dec 23, 2017 12:46 AM
This. https://t.co/TYm5dP9l1v
Dec 23, 2017 12:18 AM
RT @DrDaveH: Government to reintroduce popular "iconic" ration books in major Brexit victory https://t.co/MR2DLomXyX
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Dec 22, 2017 10:58 PM
RT @ysr1729: @igb Me: Siri, play me some weather report. Siri: I couldn't find any 'wearher report' in your music. Would you like to buy so…
Dec 22, 2017 9:26 PM
@tmcarr @enbnt @jmpspn SMTweetP
Dec 22, 2017 8:26 PM
RT @NeerajKA: Bitcoiners on Dec 16, 2017 vs. Bitcoiners on Dec 22, 2017 https://t.co/76oQPMmD5i
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Dec 22, 2017 7:58 PM
Rad mini-doc on Adidas's newest pro skater @NoraVExplora. https://t.co/uJYVSrD5Ua
Dec 22, 2017 7:30 PM
Probably worth listing the countries that *abstained* from the vote, instead of voting *with* the US. https://t.co/tK0B15bCU2
Dec 22, 2017 7:30 PM
Quite the, uh, coalition you've pulled together there @nikkihaley. https://t.co/B54qJrvaxq
Dec 22, 2017 6:32 PM
@coolgrey @SF311 @HillaryRonen @jeffsheehysf Looks like they have been removed. https://t.co/ec9oCeJKSW
Dec 22, 2017 6:30 PM
@coolgrey @SF311 @HillaryRonen @jeffsheehysf Seriously. Kids (and adults) on scooters or skateboards or even just waking could be seriously…
Dec 22, 2017 6:24 PM
@nikkihaley @USUN @UN You have made us look incredibly weak and foolish on the global stage. This is not the place or time for amateurish j…
Dec 22, 2017 6:14 PM
RT @starsandrobots: Caught sight of this lidar-equipped robot apparently hauling Charlie Brown's christmas tree around town: #SanFrancisco…
Dec 22, 2017 6:07 PM
RT @mir_btc: https://t.co/mc10WEtxOf
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Dec 22, 2017 6:06 PM
@dschonbe @terns @TwitterParents Congrats!!!
Dec 22, 2017 5:18 PM
@javawithjiva https://t.co/ZBRgIhKRou
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Dec 22, 2017 3:05 PM
Me: "Alexa, play some 'Weather Report'" Alexa: "Currently in San Francisco, it's 41 degrees..."
Dec 22, 2017 2:27 PM
RT @MonicaLewinsky: guys! 👇🏻👀👇🏻👀👇🏻👀👇🏻👀👇🏻👀👇🏻 https://t.co/DTuvIYn1bl
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Dec 22, 2017 2:26 PM
RT @MaddieM: Twitter is hiring interns! Come join the flock https://t.co/BskyRSgbIY
Dec 22, 2017 2:12 PM
RT @ValaAfshar: Lane change in San Francisco https://t.co/OJZG8eXGNW
Dec 22, 2017 5:10 AM
@mleinart @tmcarr Depends on the duration of the flight.
Dec 22, 2017 5:09 AM
RT @mikeal: Winter in San Francisco. https://t.co/oBv1iecyPk
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Dec 22, 2017 4:55 AM
@mazdakh Caveat: continuity leads to local maxima. Some degree of discontinuous innovation is necessary to remain competitive.
Dec 22, 2017 4:33 AM
.@Scavino45 (a.k.a. @DanScavino) is the world’s worst social media intern. https://t.co/6JtmJqaK3U
Dec 22, 2017 3:59 AM
@c0ngwang Congrats!
Dec 22, 2017 3:51 AM
@DanEberhart @FoxBusiness @Varneyco I’m puzzled, then, given its unflattering portrayal, as to why you would promote this. Was this like yo…
Dec 22, 2017 3:49 AM
@DanEberhart @FoxBusiness @Varneyco I mean you couldn’t even say “Yes, we are doing this only because of the tax bill.”, right?
Dec 22, 2017 3:47 AM
@ObservabiliSi @Si_ximujin We’re still hiring. :-)
Dec 22, 2017 3:46 AM
@DanEberhart @FoxBusiness @Varneyco “a little bit of both sides of that coin” Haha...ha...what the fuck are you talking about?
Dec 22, 2017 3:40 AM
@Si_ximujin #TwitterVMTeam
Dec 22, 2017 3:30 AM
@anildash Twitter. No question.
Dec 21, 2017 11:44 PM
There's no more coffee in the office so I think it's time to go home and get these holidays started.
Dec 21, 2017 11:29 PM
@ddb @secretasianman brew (and non-trivial parts of python) hasn't worked on my mac since I tried to get a local copy of Audubon up and run…
Dec 21, 2017 11:27 PM
@doriantaylor Yes!
Dec 21, 2017 11:24 PM
@secretasianman I mean, overall building telnet was way easier than getting OpenJDK to compile on macOS...so we got that going for us
Dec 21, 2017 11:22 PM
@secretasianman Apple's clang builds are pretty much just tested with Objective-C AFAICT
Dec 21, 2017 11:20 PM
@secretasianman rlogin is still there...yup, you will probably need Xcode for clang...I guess you can get a GCC build from somewhere tho
Dec 21, 2017 11:18 PM
@javawithjiva need it to be protocol agnostic ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dec 21, 2017 11:17 PM
as well as configure with CFLAGS="-Wno-error=return-type" and skip building ftp (for now) with --disable-ftp
Dec 21, 2017 11:16 PM
though to get it to work with my version of clang & Xcode I had to massage an "Lvalue cast" https://t.co/yLdQ6Bb5fO in ttymsg.c
Dec 21, 2017 11:11 PM
You can add it back following these instructions: https://t.co/RXyggRvchD
Dec 21, 2017 7:14 PM
Same https://t.co/8iHB5l1ufz
Dec 21, 2017 7:07 PM
@Miles_Brundage "Automatic Construction of Inlining Heuristics using Machine Learning" https://t.co/bf4OkTbvJr
Dec 21, 2017 6:54 PM
@javawithjiva Testing a socket. https://t.co/582gKZYttI
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Dec 21, 2017 6:39 PM
TIL: telnet was removed from macOS High Sierra. 😡
Dec 21, 2017 5:56 PM
TIL: There's a Cringer & J Church tribute band called Cringeworthy. /cc: @msilver
Dec 21, 2017 5:52 PM
RT @elonmusk: I love Twitter
Dec 21, 2017 4:44 PM
Watch to the end to see @nikkihaley take off her shoe and start banging it on the podium. https://t.co/emCfvvMflp
Dec 21, 2017 4:20 PM
@Scavino45 @nikkihaley @UN JFC. You are a bunch of dumb and dangerous fools.
Dec 21, 2017 3:06 PM
RT @sinKEVitch: This is unfortunate. Jim deserves to be treated fairly, respectfully, across the creative board.⚡️ “Thanos... https://t.co/…
Dec 21, 2017 4:23 AM
@heyjoshua @1andonlyglo TBH all of them are pretty good.
Dec 21, 2017 3:30 AM
RT @seldo: Calling anyone who writes JavaScript of any kind: npm, the JavaScript Foundation and the Node.js foundation are running a survey…
Dec 21, 2017 3:23 AM
RT @laurenduca: Oh, honey. https://t.co/yJhJvETJz6
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Dec 20, 2017 11:51 PM
RT @jack: A lot of you have been asking for this https://t.co/KUppoq9gBV
Dec 20, 2017 11:19 PM
RT @RheaButcher: - President should make as much as national median income - Senators should make state median income - Congress should mak…
Dec 20, 2017 11:19 PM
RT @kylegriffin1: 58% of Americans say the level of corruption has risen in the past 12 months. 44% now believe that most or all of the of…
Dec 20, 2017 11:05 PM
@laseray In any case, thanks for taking the time to engage with my Tweet™. My personal brand and I appreciate the effort.
Dec 20, 2017 11:02 PM
@laseray ...on the other hand, maybe not.
Dec 20, 2017 10:59 PM
@laseray Maybe, Ray. Maybe.
Dec 20, 2017 10:55 PM
RT @TheDweck: tfw a child rightfully dies from the sin of being born poor https://t.co/MU415fgemP
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Dec 20, 2017 10:50 PM
You sad hack.
Dec 20, 2017 10:50 PM
@Scavino45 @DanScavino @POTUS You will capture far more attention by spreading out social media activity over a day instead of a burst of 2…
Dec 20, 2017 10:48 PM
Hey @Scavino45 (a.k.a. @DanScavino), I'd prefer not to help you do your job you sad hack, but FFS, slow down on the @POTUS tweets/retweets.
Dec 20, 2017 10:42 PM
Just stumbled across a tarball I created in 2013 in my git workspace called "manager-code.tgz". I'm afraid to look inside.
Dec 20, 2017 10:22 PM
RT @ysr1729: If you like teaching, here's your chance: https://t.co/JXupXAWq3t cc @SmitaS09
Dec 20, 2017 9:47 PM
This is fucking horrifying. And so dumb. https://t.co/t1lu68hn9v
Dec 20, 2017 9:06 PM
RT @leyawn: if you reply to something i retweeted and insist on including me in the reply please do not fucking embarass me
Dec 20, 2017 8:18 PM
RT @HillaryClinton: Something productive to do with your outrage today: https://t.co/XEUb0xLsSl
Dec 20, 2017 8:07 PM
RT @adam_messinger: California already pays more than its share of the US budget. That will only get worse because these five Representativ…
Dec 20, 2017 7:26 PM
@jhamlett Isn't this what @RapGenius is for? I mean, the people behind it are douchebags, but it might be useful here.
Dec 20, 2017 6:57 PM
RT @LizHackett: My hobbies include: watching families in the airport and deciding what music goes under the movie trailer for the bad vacat…
Dec 20, 2017 6:49 PM
RT @BrentToderian: Think public transit “doesn’t work” in your city or suburb? If that’s true, it wasn’t a foregone conclusion — it’s becau…
Dec 20, 2017 6:46 PM
@micheal @ilunatech https://t.co/TuYdA9AqqH
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Dec 20, 2017 6:43 PM
@NuttySwiss @ilunatech https://t.co/f02BONLg2n
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Dec 20, 2017 6:38 PM
@ilunatech Time is a flat circle.
Dec 20, 2017 6:34 PM
RT @TheOnion: GOP Leaders Celebrate Decisive Win Over Americans https://t.co/tqmNAEcevP https://t.co/IMuQpj3MIj
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Dec 20, 2017 6:28 PM
@comcast Fuck you and @AjitPaiFCC. #TeamComcast #NetNeutrality
Dec 20, 2017 6:27 PM
RT @mateosfo: HSR trains in China moved over a billion passengers in 2016 at 220 mph, and hyperloop is still just a theoretical system. WTF…
Dec 20, 2017 6:24 PM
RT @gasca: ♥️ Twitter? ♥️ Tweetdeck? ♥️ London? We're hiring a PM for Tweetdeck! Come shape the future of news! 👉🏼 https://t.co/IVg8wB1a…
Dec 20, 2017 6:22 PM
@heyjoshua I'm looking forward to discussing your Q4 goal progress in our 1:1.
Dec 20, 2017 6:13 PM
I can only hope future generations will recognize my genius because my art is truly wasted on the current one. https://t.co/33k9IPOKqS
Dec 20, 2017 5:45 PM
RT @ashleyfeinberg: was harambe this year or last year
Dec 20, 2017 1:18 PM
RT @KalvinMacleod: [shopping] ME: how are you? CLERK: just fine and you? ME: great and you? CLERK: good, you? ME: *realizing I'm now trappe…
Dec 20, 2017 8:24 AM
@adrianfcole The weather maybe?
Dec 20, 2017 7:14 AM
I would totally hire a milkshake for the job of being thrown in Mitch McConnell’s face.
Dec 20, 2017 3:38 AM
@kf This a legit approach. Half of @twitter’s infrastructure originated in a (bird) pun of some kind. Function follows funny.
Dec 20, 2017 3:34 AM
RT @nathanTbernard: Mike Cernovich is so anti-pedophile that he will be mass distributing flyers laden with child pornography #GorillaMinds…
Dec 20, 2017 3:14 AM
#MAGA https://t.co/3ybrYDB9Rg
Dec 20, 2017 3:12 AM
@NuttySwiss The secret to success is giving zero fucks whilst simultaneously loving one’s job.
Dec 20, 2017 12:53 AM
RT @baumwoll: Honestly, I could spend hours on Twitter without getting bored. No other platform competes. Not even close.
Dec 19, 2017 9:10 PM
What idiot called it "Technical Project Management" instead of "RASCI art"?
Dec 19, 2017 6:38 PM
@dschonbe @nhnielsen Prior art. https://t.co/cKs2TC7Qzh
Dec 19, 2017 6:26 PM
@dschonbe @nhnielsen Yeah. Not a good joke.
Dec 19, 2017 1:34 PM
RT @JamilSmith: I don’t have much to say about Ta-Nehisi leaving, other than it is a shame. I can say the same about others who have decide…
Dec 19, 2017 6:07 AM
Looks like @tanehisicoates deleted his account. :-(
Dec 19, 2017 4:10 AM
@44 https://t.co/7gpylL8lU1
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Dec 19, 2017 2:33 AM
Chenery blocked at Castro with lots of fire trucks. https://t.co/XxTP9xOytM
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Dec 19, 2017 1:20 AM
RT @FakeAnthonyNoto: This account is a lot less fun to run when the team innovates and executes
Dec 19, 2017 12:55 AM
Christmas comes early! Thanks for the @subpop swag @bfd! https://t.co/B3oZux5Pg9
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Dec 18, 2017 7:57 PM
RT @V_Ben: Send dunes https://t.co/Xknq3qSMyX
Dec 18, 2017 5:11 PM
I ♡ threads. https://t.co/G6SdWQPWoH
Dec 18, 2017 4:30 PM
RT @TwitterSafety: Today, we are starting to enforce updates to the Twitter Rules and media policy to reduce hateful conduct and abusive be…
Dec 18, 2017 2:47 PM
RT @jef_poskanzer: What if instead of spending tens of $billions on a new auto bridge that will fill up twenty minutes after opening, we co…
Dec 18, 2017 12:08 AM
@firepile Shit, be careful around that thing. “Slakoth” may very well be shorthand for “Slake Moth”.
Dec 17, 2017 9:04 PM
@heyjoshua @TonyPrintezis Please! No spoilers until it’s available on iTunes!!!
Dec 17, 2017 5:13 PM
RT @PeterBrannen1: Imagine being a photon forged in the center of a star, crossing 93 million miles of space, hitting a cycad leaf in a Car…
Dec 17, 2017 3:56 PM
@HiveTheory @jpmcuddy @Twitter AFAIK iOS Twitter does not have a landscape mode.
Dec 17, 2017 3:16 PM
RT @DannyDutch: The letter A. https://t.co/ebWXpELJca
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Dec 17, 2017 3:00 PM
RT @JeffDean: I'm on the steering committee of SysML, a new conference that targets work at the intersection of computer systems and machin…
Dec 17, 2017 3:00 PM
RT @edchi: SysML is a new conference on systems and machine learning. Non-archival this year. The inaugural conference will take place Feb…
Dec 17, 2017 2:23 AM
Starting to think my daughter might be the Zodiac Killer. https://t.co/DYBDD31lxx
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Dec 17, 2017 2:18 AM
RT @lessig: The ignorance in this tweet is astonishing. The Net was born neutral. From the beginning, the FCC and others fought to keep i…
Dec 17, 2017 12:58 AM
Current Nutcracker status. https://t.co/sXY7oBJQDu
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Dec 16, 2017 9:27 PM
RT @mattklein123: Functional and beautiful UIs are the next frontier in infrastructure. The UIs we use today are almost universally terribl…
Dec 16, 2017 5:30 PM
Offal Orifice "hanging out" in the Oval Office. https://t.co/y7yJs2CKWN
Dec 16, 2017 4:29 PM
RT @CrispinBurke: I’m concerned that there appears to be no end in sight to the War on Christmas. What exactly are our political objectives?
Dec 16, 2017 3:49 PM
RT @miguelrios: Christmas is ten days away and we still don’t know how many people in PR have no power at home since September. Government…
Dec 16, 2017 3:38 PM
RT @steadycraig: Very excited that God in Chicago was named the #1 song of 2017 by @AmerSongwriter! Thanks for listening. https://t.co/8dO2…
Dec 16, 2017 3:21 PM
RT @NYTimesWordplay: Get ready ... Get set ... this weekend, it’s all about the @nytimes puzzles. #puzzlemania2 #NYTimes https://t.co/M3Uj0…
Dec 16, 2017 3:00 PM
RT @raffi: the trump administration is systemically trying to make americans stupider by erasing phrases such as "evidence-based" and "scie…
Dec 16, 2017 7:22 AM
Winding the evening down with dinner in the Mission. https://t.co/eDQH8QYnGL
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Dec 16, 2017 6:05 AM
...party number two for the evening: @DocuSign! https://t.co/h2Fejib3fA
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Dec 16, 2017 4:40 AM
Fun time at @Twitter #Celebrate, now off to the next party... https://t.co/3VjhoT66EG
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Dec 16, 2017 2:19 AM
RT @GOP_Rates: @igb They’re all assholes, Ian.
Dec 16, 2017 2:16 AM
RT @GOP_Rates: This is @SenJohnMcCain. Cut him a break, he's old and he gets confused sometimes. Still, pretty evil, -12/10. https://t.co/2…
Dec 16, 2017 2:15 AM
Somebody bring back @GOP_Rates please.
Dec 16, 2017 1:59 AM
RT @AshleyJudd: https://t.co/PXG8Jbv4dS
Dec 16, 2017 1:48 AM
RT @leslieberland: 👁👁 #TheLastJedi https://t.co/KsYBRKQUGK
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Dec 16, 2017 1:43 AM
RT @BruceBartlett: They decided to all hang together. https://t.co/LzWF116KD0
Dec 15, 2017 11:28 PM
RT @sarahjeong: Oh my god https://t.co/oEM6X2NvES
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Dec 15, 2017 11:27 PM
@_TylerBussell Hey @TonyPrintezis can we get a similar course for the JVM, KaOS and Aurora teams?
Dec 15, 2017 10:56 PM
@LineBackBot Em and en dashes followed by a full stop.
Dec 15, 2017 10:55 PM
RT @jonnysun: hi everyone, some small news: i did an internship at microsoft this past summer and worked on a bot that, if you dm it, will…
Dec 15, 2017 8:42 PM
RT @starsandrobots: Today in phenomenal PCB interface design, the front panels for the Richter and Wiard Wogglebug synth modules: https://t…
Dec 15, 2017 8:41 PM
RT @hoverbird: @starsandrobots Me neither, but I know you'll appreciate these pedals on name alone: https://t.co/G2pgfT5tMz https://t.co/d8…
Dec 15, 2017 6:06 PM
RT @soozinbird: Before and After!!! @mikecvet #LoveWhereYouWork #BluebirdAllHands https://t.co/LQjE9xqumK
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Dec 15, 2017 6:02 PM
Always up for acoustic @jmascis. https://t.co/FmapHKc6Md
Dec 15, 2017 5:51 PM
@miradu @ptraughber TIL
Dec 15, 2017 5:21 PM
It’s always been a shooting gallery. But as of late the dealers seem to operate with impunity.
Dec 15, 2017 5:21 PM
In the last few months Civic Center station has gone full-on Hamsterdam.
Dec 15, 2017 4:27 PM
@mazdakh It was only a matter of time... https://t.co/cgnYr566CH
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Dec 15, 2017 4:02 PM
The inevitability of fascism? The necessity of the arts & humanities? An existential meditation? https://t.co/YX9RR4gFB7
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Dec 15, 2017 2:49 PM
Reason for the helicopters over Sunnyside & Glen Park this AM. https://t.co/oepgVBu4Dj
Dec 15, 2017 2:48 PM
RT @jackie_ward: San Francisco says goodbye to @mayoredlee today. His body will lie in state from 7am-8pm in the City Hall rotunda. @CBSSF…
Dec 15, 2017 2:47 PM
@xtraslky Looks like it may be related to the funeral procession for Mayor Ed Lee. This would have been over his residence.
Dec 15, 2017 2:46 PM
Ah...may be related to the funeral procession for Glen Park resident @mayoredlee. #RIPEdLee
Dec 15, 2017 2:39 PM
Also over Glen Park canyon.
Dec 15, 2017 2:38 PM
Helicopters over 280 between Excelsior and Sunnyside.
Dec 15, 2017 5:41 AM
RT @brunns: Finally managed to quit vim. https://t.co/FgapmqaYKw
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Dec 15, 2017 3:16 AM
RT @KenJennings: Informed observer: "280 characters was a mistake." https://t.co/xWaAQNaKvo
Dec 15, 2017 3:15 AM
@thomasuster @MooreSenate I concur with my colleague. The worst.
Dec 15, 2017 3:11 AM
@jervenbolleman @bkowalczyyk @shipilev We’re big fans of Graal at @Twitter. https://t.co/uOFXmHGyZ8
Dec 15, 2017 2:58 AM
@gpapilion @joep @ctrezzo @gerdreamer make < Ant
Dec 15, 2017 2:35 AM
@sharonw I know at least one person doing this. /cc: @TonyPrintezis (who probably won’t see this until Saturday)
Dec 15, 2017 1:06 AM
@prchovanec They are misspelling the hashtag on purpose. Trying to dilute the trend. It's already messing up autocomplete on @Twitter clien…
Dec 15, 2017 12:59 AM
@dijkstracula I think that's the Parallax Corporation's year end bash.
Dec 14, 2017 10:24 PM
The idiocracy is nigh. https://t.co/oXACZCIRh2
Dec 14, 2017 8:18 PM
RT @TwitterDev: 🎁 'Tis the season for opening packages. Today we're making all of Twitter Kit for iOS, Android and Unity open source, and i…
Dec 14, 2017 7:09 PM
RT @gabrielsherman: Trump spoke with Murdoch ahead of Disney deal to make sure Murdoch wasn’t selling Fox News, person briefed on the call…
Dec 14, 2017 7:01 PM
RT @TravRice: My line of the winter while filming Depth Perception -> https://t.co/OLgmhwkHRj It’s nuts how good @GoPro cameras are getting…
Dec 14, 2017 6:31 PM
My current thoughts about the repeal of #NetNeutrality. https://t.co/dB0nGqQMDD
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Dec 14, 2017 6:28 PM
I’m also too old to sit in a hard plastic chair for an entire hour.
Dec 14, 2017 6:27 PM
I’m too old to stand upright for an entire hour.
Dec 14, 2017 5:49 PM
TIL: Harvey balls https://t.co/xEx8yCVXgD #infoviz
Dec 14, 2017 12:01 PM
RT @melvillehouse: The Ayn Rand Institute is about to give away its four millionth Ayn Rand book, which is unfortunate https://t.co/CXg3xOb…
Dec 14, 2017 6:31 AM
@dekker You should get worked up over it. #NetNeutraility is why there’s a Twitter on which to have fun and some laughs.
Dec 14, 2017 4:52 AM
RT @sailorhg: when people make tech education pink or pastel, it's not to say that girls would only like cs if it's pink, it's to make kids…
Dec 14, 2017 4:11 AM
RT @nkoumchatzky: #TwitterCortex's 2018 PhD summer internships (NYC+SF): we are looking for ML PhDs from all over the world. who dream of (…
Dec 14, 2017 3:53 AM
RT @JasonKander: When I was Secretary of State of MO, I certified to @SpeakerBoehner that he could seat @RepJasonSmith the day after his sp…
Dec 14, 2017 2:10 AM
RT @RepAdamSchiff: Today’s hearing, in which the President’s allies sought to put Mueller, the FBI and DOJ on trial, again demonstrates tha…
Dec 14, 2017 1:24 AM
The results are in. We’ll have to disagree and commit. https://t.co/ElwMec8doz
Dec 14, 2017 1:11 AM
#NetNeutrality is key to free expression, innovation & public safety. https://t.co/Cza97ZR1Mo
Dec 14, 2017 12:20 AM
RT @TheDweck: Just to fuck with him, Doug Jones should swear in on a mall directory
Dec 13, 2017 11:52 PM
RT @sarahmei: Who is doing automated a11y (accessibility) testing of websites? I want to update my knowledge of the state of the art.
Dec 13, 2017 10:56 PM
RT @SamuelAAdams: “And though there was only enough schadenfreude for one day, it lasted for eight days and eight nights.”
Dec 13, 2017 9:58 PM
@comcast Hey jerks. Quit trying to destroy the web. Same to you @AjitPaiFCC. #NetNeutrality
Dec 13, 2017 4:41 PM
RT @nickhall834: Get ‘em @deray!!! https://t.co/ksie4RVLLh
Dec 13, 2017 6:29 AM
RT @KamalaHarris: Doug Jones should be seated immediately — before we vote again on the tax bill. Alabama voters deserve to have their voic…
Dec 13, 2017 6:28 AM
@Pinboard @miguelrios Totally! https://t.co/BbOMVidyTG
Dec 13, 2017 6:27 AM
RT @Pinboard: Can you put a dollar value on how happy you feel right now? Try here! https://t.co/axizk6uktD
Dec 13, 2017 6:11 AM
RT @JeffDean: I've been enjoying the @arxiv_org automated bot in my Twitter feed for the last few days. It posts a nice "summary of an Arx…
Dec 13, 2017 6:10 AM
@GOPChairwoman https://t.co/uCbb5pHlSu
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Dec 13, 2017 6:05 AM
@donttrythis I will happily argue that Glass’s "Molly is a Dreamer" is his best composition.
Dec 13, 2017 5:51 AM
@donttrythis You should all follow the amazingly wonderful @__koyaanisqatsi Twitter bot.
Dec 13, 2017 5:40 AM
RT @danpfeiffer: Remember election nights before Twitter? Me neither
Dec 13, 2017 5:23 AM
I’m celebrating @GDouglasJones’s win in #Alabama tonight by donating to @lcmoser’s campaign to flip TX-07! https://t.co/wsLPUeqNkW
Dec 13, 2017 5:00 AM
@jencotton On occasion also Alums from my Alma Mater and a few random folks just getting started.
Dec 13, 2017 4:55 AM
RT @StarleeKine: I’m liking basically every tweet
Dec 13, 2017 4:51 AM
RT @AlecMacGillis: Let the record reflect that when the Republican Party lost his Senate seat today, Attorney General Jeff Sessions was sto…
Dec 13, 2017 4:49 AM
RT @Coudal: So much winning.
Dec 13, 2017 4:45 AM
RT @GabbyGiffords: When I needed her, my friend @SenGillibrand was the epitome of strength and resilience. She is tough. You will lose if y…
Dec 13, 2017 4:45 AM
RT @Limericking: Alabamians voted Doug Jones In key geographical zones. Steve Bannon was sure He’d win with Roy Moore But didn’t, which hon…
Dec 13, 2017 4:42 AM
Here we go... https://t.co/UCsSw1qEm6
Dec 13, 2017 4:19 AM
RT @ElaineF: Happy Hanukkah to Roy Moore’s lawyer!
Dec 13, 2017 4:19 AM
RT @Blackbirds: 👇🏾👇🏾 https://t.co/rtBr8WfMQV
Dec 13, 2017 4:13 AM
Nice try @Scavino45 (a.k.a. @DanScavino), but I’ll wait until the 5AM PST tweets from the real @realDonaldTrump for his actual sentiments. …
Dec 13, 2017 3:56 AM
RT @JudyWoodruff: so did race play larger role in #Alabama result than gender/sexual misconduct charges? Black voters may have been larger…
Dec 13, 2017 3:54 AM
RT @deray: Black folks elected Doug Jones. FYI. #AlabamaSenateElection https://t.co/CErgK6eOeI
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Dec 13, 2017 3:53 AM
Oh right, those rednecks were a bunch of Confederate apologists and probably racist AF. *plays Neil Young as loud as he can*
Dec 13, 2017 3:48 AM
RT @GDouglasJones: Thank you ALABAMA!!
Dec 13, 2017 3:44 AM
RT @PodSaveAmerica: Crooked Media has called it! Doug Jones defeats Roy Moore in Alabama! https://t.co/bwyuToxZUI
Dec 13, 2017 3:43 AM
RT @meganamram: Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
Dec 13, 2017 3:40 AM
*plays Lynyrd Skynyrd as loud as he can*
Dec 13, 2017 3:37 AM
RT @danwlin: In retrospect, clumsily riding a horse in a pantomime of masculinity and saying your lawyer is a Jew may not have been the bes…
Dec 13, 2017 3:31 AM
RT @AP: BREAKING: Democrat Doug Jones wins election as U.S. senator from Alabama. @AP race call at 10:23 p.m. EST. #AlabamaElection #APrace…
Dec 13, 2017 3:30 AM
RT @nytimes: Breaking News: The Democrat Doug Jones won in Alabama. The upset trims the GOP Senate majority to 1 and is a snub of President…
Dec 13, 2017 1:57 AM
West-bound BART seems hosed.
Dec 13, 2017 1:16 AM
RT @HillaryClinton: Mayor Ed Lee’s death is a terrible loss for the people of San Francisco. He was a good friend & a vocal advocate for th…
Dec 12, 2017 8:31 PM
RT @mattdpearce: HORSE TWITTER AWAKENS https://t.co/MbqN7tGlIP
Dec 12, 2017 8:03 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: We're hosting the Boston Python Meetup at @TwitterBoston next Monday. Do come along!!! https://t.co/8fO7aw7g7E
Dec 12, 2017 8:00 PM
@ysr1729 @bgreene Sounds like the cold medicine is kicking in. https://t.co/Gv2hw4es0X
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Dec 12, 2017 7:33 PM
RT @seewaynewhite: https://t.co/WqwqZJJUxB
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Dec 12, 2017 6:58 PM
RT @Twitter: We’re introducing an easier way to Tweet a thread! 👇 https://t.co/L1HBgShiBR
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Dec 12, 2017 5:35 PM
@greenberg I’d recommend “Dinosaur Train”. Some questionable takes on the space/time continuum and causality in general, but good content.
Dec 12, 2017 5:30 PM
@greenberg “PAW Patrol” is garbage. But it’s incredibly popular with the 3-4yo set.
Dec 12, 2017 4:19 PM
RT @BillyKorando: In need of a vacation? ✈️🏖️ But still want to learn about #Java? ☕️ Join me at @LavaOneConf in Hawaii Jan 15th-16th and…
Dec 12, 2017 4:17 PM
@emirates Escape pods with parachutes and flotation bags. That’s what I’m looking for.
Dec 12, 2017 4:07 PM
RT @mat: This Is How Steve Bannon And Breitbart Tried To Sabotage Twitter - shocking and rollicking read from @Bernstein and @RMac18 http…
Dec 12, 2017 3:55 PM
RT @sfchronicle: Fire in #Oakland hills burning multiple homes, promping evacuations. https://t.co/8bjppjm3yw via @SarRavani @SophieHaigney…
Dec 12, 2017 3:14 PM
Hey @Scavino45 (a.k.a. @DanScavino). You seem to have switched to the third-person mid-ramble. https://t.co/Z1U4vmQ5YG
Dec 12, 2017 12:00 PM
Sad news. Rest in peace, @mayoredlee. https://t.co/ELXINpTD8Z
Dec 12, 2017 11:55 AM
RT @sfexaminer: BREAKING: #SF Mayor Ed Lee dies at age 65 https://t.co/kgK65MNEAB https://t.co/tlL2QwfCSa
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Dec 12, 2017 11:13 AM
RT @rabiasquared: This is everything Twitter was ever meant to be https://t.co/WE8fyvN4mB
Dec 12, 2017 5:17 AM
RT @JuddLegum: Speaker at Moore event says he accidentally went with Moore to a brothel with child prostitutes https://t.co/CY8Smxrs7H http…
Dec 12, 2017 5:06 AM
@fermin_ordaz https://t.co/usVRKu5sKb
Dec 12, 2017 4:39 AM
RT @amyngyn: is there a way to see all of the quote tweets of a tweet? why don't they show up in the mentions tab?! 😫
Dec 12, 2017 4:33 AM
Current laptop status. https://t.co/OmsJw4d0Z1
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Dec 12, 2017 4:18 AM
RT @stephenfoley: The @FT has announced its Person of the Year https://t.co/7McjXcyOeZ
Dec 12, 2017 2:38 AM
RT @giovan_h: @NicholasRollick Chocolate coins are intrinsically backed by chocolate.
Dec 12, 2017 2:38 AM
RT @giovan_h: Bitcoin is dead, join me in supporting the next big currency boom https://t.co/laLGs4RsNT
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Dec 12, 2017 2:36 AM
RT @latimes: Bruce Brown, who turned surfing into a cultural phenomenon with "The Endless Summer," dies at 80 https://t.co/Zchzekskqr https…
Dec 12, 2017 1:31 AM
@mrp @cambridgemike @Twitter Shout out to @mrp for hiring me at @Twitter 4.75 years ago! Thanks Ron!
Dec 11, 2017 9:57 PM
RT @Remember_Sarah: In 1982 an artist named Agnes Denes grew a two-acre wheatfield next to the World Trade Center and I think about it almo…
Dec 11, 2017 9:35 PM
I'm stoked to attend @LavaOneConf in January! If you like Java, conferences, and Hawaii, you should go too! https://t.co/MMHVRTgj9O
Dec 11, 2017 9:31 PM
RT @LavaOneConf: Only 5 weeks to go until the first @Java conference is happening in Hawaii! It’s only $100 for 2 days and 12 sessions! Get…
Dec 11, 2017 9:22 PM
RT @ningwangsf: @igb @SFBART Finally there is a good thing in 2017!
Dec 11, 2017 9:21 PM
@44 This could be a parody tweet or this could be real life. I have no way of telling these days.
Dec 11, 2017 9:20 PM
@mrp @nycgov @NYCMayor @BklynBrdgPark @CentralParkNYC @NYCMayorsOffice @united And then?
Dec 11, 2017 5:35 PM
@JeffDean @ysr1729 @heyjoshua @Twitter Worth noting that we started that R&D in collaboration with one of your current colleagues at Google…
Dec 11, 2017 5:32 PM
@JeffDean Here's a talk by @ysr1729 & @heyjoshua on some of @Twitter's R&D in the areas covered in your last 4 slides. https://t.co/08Dmlqc…
Dec 11, 2017 4:58 PM
@suziebuxton @SFBART Vegas currently has the over/under at 1 week.
Dec 11, 2017 4:42 PM
Big day at the Civic Center BART station: both west-side escalators are working! https://t.co/8i0DXvIUPd
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Dec 11, 2017 3:18 PM
@john_overholt Nothing is more important than demonstrating the expert curation of one’s personal brand: "viral cat tweet" first.
Dec 11, 2017 2:59 PM
https://t.co/r6E7VSlpZF
Dec 11, 2017 2:53 PM
Slides 41-54 are a roadmap for innovation in platform infrastructure, performance tuning, and operations engineering. https://t.co/Ixhf3Tmi…
Dec 11, 2017 6:01 AM
RT @ASmallFiction: They built a ladder to the stars. "Let's choose someone to go up," one said. "Not yet," said another. "Why?" "Someth…
Dec 11, 2017 5:57 AM
@cmort Gotta give a shoutout to @jhamlett for also cluing me in to the WWW & helping get me the all-important first job at @UWMadison Publi…
Dec 11, 2017 5:54 AM
.@cmort turned me on to this web thing back in the 90s & convinced me to learn Java. He's also gotten me like 7? out the ~10 jobs I've ever…
Dec 11, 2017 4:44 AM
@davepell How is the AppleTV remote not just a smaller version of the AppleTV screen but on your iPhone? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dec 11, 2017 1:57 AM
This part makes my knuckles sweat. How does this guy still have fingers? https://t.co/f0P5X7nkdg
Dec 11, 2017 12:17 AM
Trump:The GOP::The Flood:The Covenent In the Halo Universe sense. Not in the biblical sense.
Dec 10, 2017 11:15 PM
RT @prchovanec: I analyze the economy closely. There are some things that are slightly better this year (GDP growth, manufacturing output,…
Dec 10, 2017 11:02 PM
RT @LeoAuthor: your boy just spent half an hour trapped inside this goddamn skate park because i climbed into it to take photos. then the s…
Dec 10, 2017 10:45 PM
A neat look into @burtonsnowboard’s corporate culture. (Though I’m pretty sure “hilarious” isn’t the right word.) https://t.co/ANN5O4ZwxR
Dec 10, 2017 9:53 PM
RT @ftrain: #archivepix https://t.co/nRBnZIxGoe
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Dec 10, 2017 9:47 PM
RT @buffalobills: Live look North of the Wall. #INDvsBUF #GoBills https://t.co/boAZHH1lXQ
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Dec 10, 2017 5:50 PM
RT @zeynep: I’m at the Nobel Ceremony. If Brian Kernighan and Dennis Ritchie hadn’t written “The C Programming Language” so so so well, whi…
Dec 10, 2017 5:32 PM
RT @twlldun: Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock? Who’s there? Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Who’s ther…
Dec 10, 2017 5:07 AM
RT @jonnysun: me: how do i make friends therapist: just try to relate to people (later, at party) me: u kno how the twitter app doesnt alwa…
Dec 10, 2017 5:02 AM
RT @flyosity: Paul Manafort had 36 laptops in his house confiscated by Mueller and I’m just going to assume he was trying to mine bitcoin w…
Dec 9, 2017 8:15 PM
If Trump fires Mueller I guess I’d have to get on the first plane to DC and help everyone storm the White House gates.
Dec 9, 2017 5:55 AM
RT @SFFFLocal798: UPDATE: OVERTURNED BUS 101SB @CESAR CHAVEZ RED ALERT SECURED. 12 PATIENTS TRANSPORTED TO SFGH. https://t.co/xyHTGNGMyW
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Dec 9, 2017 5:50 AM
RT @spencerjblake: Bus off to the right side of SB 101. @kron4news https://t.co/epcqLYkDg9
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Dec 9, 2017 5:50 AM
RT @kron4news: WATCH LIVE: Bus with over 50 passengers flips over on 101 in San Francisco. NOW at 9, we're at the scene with the latest. ht…
Dec 9, 2017 5:49 AM
RT @DionLimTV: From @CHPSanFrancisco: Bus hit center median wall ricocheted & crashed on the right. Driver is a male. 29 injured, 4 serious…
Dec 9, 2017 5:25 AM
@realDonaldTrump You are a dumb and dangerous man.
Dec 8, 2017 11:22 PM
TGIF https://t.co/JhipEJykp4
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Dec 8, 2017 11:11 PM
NBD, it's just the U.S. House Committee on Natural Resources attacking a US company and trying to foster populist divisions. https://t.co/5…
Dec 8, 2017 11:07 PM
@foodgps @shono_menya Guest chefs like @shono_menya are big draws. We'll have to have you over to @twitter / @bonappetweet to try the corpo…
Dec 8, 2017 10:22 PM
@mathowie Terrifying indeed! Was there any reason given?
Dec 8, 2017 9:29 PM
@srw @shono_menya It was pretty good.
Dec 8, 2017 9:13 PM
@foodgps @shono_menya It was pretty good.
Dec 8, 2017 8:21 PM
@doriantaylor @vgr https://t.co/pMITgxgIEA
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Dec 8, 2017 8:02 PM
@foodgps @shono_menya I don’t know yet. I’m still in line. :-(
Dec 8, 2017 7:53 PM
Current line-for-ramen status. https://t.co/elB4AZrFg8
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Dec 8, 2017 5:14 PM
@mokomull It’s an evergreen tweet.
Dec 8, 2017 5:03 PM
Eastbound #BART seems pretty fucked up this morning.
Dec 8, 2017 4:44 AM
@JimYoull @seldo I just put in $20 of my own.
Dec 8, 2017 4:43 AM
RT @seldo: You can donate here, btw: https://t.co/l7kT4t9tJf
Dec 8, 2017 4:41 AM
RT @seldo: May he run the most absurdly over-funded campaign for county clerk the world has ever seen: https://t.co/Ieh2etggdr
Dec 8, 2017 4:23 AM
RT @seewaynewhite: https://t.co/HcadBeppHx
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Dec 8, 2017 4:18 AM
@mazdakh @TonyPrintezis https://t.co/sV43HSl7Fl
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Dec 8, 2017 4:06 AM
@cravensroost See also: https://t.co/krpU5p5vFa
Dec 8, 2017 4:03 AM
@mccv TIL: Twitter polls aren’t available on replies? /cc: @kcoleman
Dec 8, 2017 3:00 AM
RT @TonyPrintezis: The #TwitterVMTeam has the best 1-1s. https://t.co/5kMulxcWau
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Dec 8, 2017 1:31 AM
@enbnt 👍🏼🙌🏻 https://t.co/6wG0FaV1av
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Dec 8, 2017 1:06 AM
Always good having @TonyPrintezis onsite for our weekly 1:1. https://t.co/8RztRRMhxO
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Dec 8, 2017 12:59 AM
@jvreeland26 Just make sure the pitot tubes aren’t covered by tape when you take off.
Dec 7, 2017 11:05 PM
After careful deliberation, having consulted with many JVM experts, I can confidently say that the new Java release cadence is bullshit.
Dec 7, 2017 11:00 PM
@asaulys @heyjoshua Bourbon. Bourbon and cookies.
Dec 7, 2017 10:41 PM
@heyjoshua #OneTeam
Dec 7, 2017 8:50 PM
It’s that time of the year, when @heyjoshua visits HQ, to raise morale and spread good cheer. https://t.co/XD3tACTU7s
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Dec 7, 2017 7:56 PM
"In a democracy people get the leaders they deserve." https://t.co/LgpnmexdPZ
Dec 7, 2017 7:51 PM
@heyjoshua "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of Cray XMPs hurtling down the highway."
Dec 7, 2017 7:49 PM
@bfd hiss...
Dec 7, 2017 7:17 PM
...like...like as a show of solidarity with the Russians or something? JFC. https://t.co/wyioh6Qhyz
Dec 7, 2017 6:18 PM
RT @thomashawk: Huge fan of @Flickr pro. Best photo sharing site on the web today. https://t.co/ZuCalDxKoI
Dec 7, 2017 6:02 PM
@cravensroost https://t.co/K5U6ypEBSG
Dec 7, 2017 5:53 PM
Tulip futures, but built on an open, distributed ledger containing cryptographically verifiable transactions.
Dec 7, 2017 5:41 PM
What idiot called it "Twitter Cortex" instead of "Tweep Blue"?
Dec 7, 2017 5:34 PM
@RecParkSF @sfcontroller Where is that photo from?
Dec 7, 2017 4:58 PM
@dschonbe #FakeNews https://t.co/l9hmuFvx82
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Dec 7, 2017 1:14 PM
I kind of think maybe you have not read this book? And are recommending this book you have not read based on it being on TV? https://t.co/w…
Dec 7, 2017 11:40 AM
RT @ionacraig: Yemeni voices are being silenced across the country: WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook have all been blocked, both in Houthi-co…
Dec 7, 2017 1:21 AM
Meetings:
Dec 7, 2017 1:00 AM
RT @ysr1729: Anyone know when #JFR is going to be in OpenJDK ? Is there a #JEP for it yet?
Dec 7, 2017 12:48 AM
@heyjoshua is not on board with my theory. https://t.co/2e83y0wcX4
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Dec 6, 2017 11:33 PM
RT @igb: Theory: aversion to meetings is misplaced as they are a form of Schumpeterian or Marxian waste indirectly driving productivity & i…
Dec 6, 2017 7:04 PM
It’s @ysr1729 and @heyjoshua talking about automatically tuning the JVM with Bayesian Optimization. Again. https://t.co/lXGULYNqpo
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Dec 6, 2017 3:07 PM
RT @HuffPostWomen: Time announces its 2017 Person of the Year — The Silence Breakers https://t.co/gTO6EPvsvH
Dec 6, 2017 6:35 AM
@jdecked Where in India are you going?
Dec 6, 2017 5:22 AM
RT @Devoxx: Want to know why #Graal is the future? Then make sure to watch the Devoxx Belgium interview with @christhalinger @ https://t.co…
Dec 6, 2017 4:46 AM
RT @josefow: Go check out the City Hall Popup Shop tomorrow! Everything made right here in San Francisco, by some really talented local mak…
Dec 6, 2017 4:45 AM
RT @Scott_Wiener: When it comes to who gets into Heaven, is it the Holocaust survivor who’s spent his fortune helping others or the intoler…
Dec 6, 2017 4:26 AM
RT @ASlavitt: One thing I’ve learned is never give up until it’s over and then make them drag you off the field. Then get back on as soon…
Dec 6, 2017 4:09 AM
@gasca Knausgaard’s is technically an (auto)biography, but you won’t be reading it for the narrative. It’s basically Gen X Proust.
Dec 6, 2017 4:03 AM
@gasca "The Shelf" by Phyllis Rose. "Men Explain Things to Me" by Rebecca Solnit. "My Struggle" vols. 1-4 by Karl Ove Knausgaard.
Dec 6, 2017 3:50 AM
RT @SFBART: We love to hear about projects using BART's open data - and remember, we have job openings for computer scientists at https://t…
Dec 6, 2017 2:41 AM
@bagginsfootwear @dinosaurjr @Converse Get on my level. https://t.co/QwLGgduzHh
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Dec 6, 2017 2:35 AM
@benj_fry Oh, I have front-end skillz. I’m just using them to build a custom Twitter client that only displays Tweets with < 140 chars.
Dec 6, 2017 2:11 AM
@benj_fry The Twitter VM would totally support it so I feel like I’ve done *my* part.
Dec 6, 2017 2:08 AM
@benj_fry Indeed. Twitter DMs > Slack.
Dec 5, 2017 10:26 PM
RT @igb: An Overton Window big enough to drive a truck through. https://t.co/DGPKrsPRSb
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Dec 5, 2017 10:25 PM
RT @Kasparov63: The GOP sold its soul when it failed to stop Trump, or even try. Moore and the rest are just interest payments. https://t.c…
Dec 5, 2017 9:55 PM
RT @seldo: I was all set to say "you cheapskate!" for only donating $100 but it turns out Jeff Flake is legitimately one of the poorest mem…
Dec 5, 2017 9:39 PM
RT @Rey_matata: 03.12.2017 The Super moon rising over Nairobi, Kenya. Stages during it's rise stacked into one; timelapse failed :) https…
Dec 5, 2017 7:23 PM
Slack kind of sucks.
Dec 5, 2017 5:30 PM
An Overton Window big enough to drive a truck through. https://t.co/DGPKrsPRSb
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Dec 5, 2017 6:14 AM
@satyanadella care to weigh in here? https://t.co/puWeIHQAEV
Dec 5, 2017 6:11 AM
@heyjoshua https://t.co/i6b8OU1lA6
Dec 5, 2017 5:05 AM
RT @Scott_Wiener: It’s terrific to see dense, transit-oriented, mixed-income housing in more & more parts of SF. This project in the Excels…
Dec 5, 2017 4:21 AM
@HiveTheory @heyjoshua @waferbaby I do indeed!
Dec 5, 2017 4:09 AM
RT @Kimburrlee_Vee: Still looking for a great gift for a kid? Save 75% on your first month of fun hands-on learning for kids of all ages -…
Dec 5, 2017 4:09 AM
"It is being recognized more and more that the limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress."
Dec 5, 2017 4:01 AM
RT @jbouie: this was inevitable https://t.co/70x3JnLibc
Dec 5, 2017 2:23 AM
That was a weird low-power @SFBART ride. System seems pretty fucked. Super slow, dark, and warm trains in SFO direction.
Dec 5, 2017 12:55 AM
RT @doriantaylor: I was thinking it's weird to call the current epoch "late capitalism" when it's plausible capitalism is actually long gon…
Dec 5, 2017 12:53 AM
RT @john_overholt: AAAAAH THIS FLYER IS AMAZING (The workshop is just for Harvard students, sorry.) https://t.co/TpFAmh5y46
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Dec 5, 2017 12:50 AM
RT @seewaynewhite: Salvador Dolly. https://t.co/PUnOXMsWl5
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Dec 5, 2017 12:48 AM
RT @JenAshleyWright: #LAWeekly fired their staff in favor of unpaid “contributors.” If you are an aspiring writer, and you submit to them,…
Dec 4, 2017 11:33 PM
RT @kylegriffin1: This is what's on Patagonia's home page right now. https://t.co/eFAp7lnYTY
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Dec 4, 2017 9:32 PM
OH: "I often miss stuff on Twitter...what the fuck is up with this plums thing?" /cc: @christhalinger
Dec 4, 2017 7:29 PM
RT @EricLevitz: Turns out passing a bill that you wrote over lunch -- and never actually read -- comes with downsides. https://t.co/cPo7oKt…
Dec 4, 2017 7:23 PM
@MarkCC Westchester represent!
Dec 4, 2017 7:21 PM
@djpardis I welcome the coming Hegelian synthesis that will resolve current UX & philosophical tensions in the Enterprise CMS market. https…
Dec 4, 2017 7:09 PM
RT @Travon: The American President (2017) https://t.co/J8dbHUZ8Rp
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Dec 4, 2017 6:46 PM
@soozinbird @Twitter https://t.co/vreH7GIVwR
Dec 4, 2017 5:03 PM
People with suboptimal bagel toasting/cream-cheese acquisition logistics upset me.
Dec 4, 2017 4:44 PM
Too caught in Twitter to realize that eastbound BART is slightly fucked right now.
Dec 4, 2017 3:05 PM
I suspect that until he became President, @realDonaldTrump had never actually visited a National Park. #SaveBearsEars
Dec 4, 2017 6:13 AM
@Scavino45 @DanScavino It’d be pretty awesome if the President of the United States is impeached because he put his former caddy in charge …
Dec 4, 2017 6:11 AM
You are doing great work @Scavino45 (a.k.a. @DanScavino). Great work. https://t.co/cbnIDbMtm1
Dec 4, 2017 5:44 AM
RT @KimKierkegaard: I had to eat the plums because they lied to the FBI Forgive me What I meant was my lawyer ate them
Dec 4, 2017 4:57 AM
@amyf I dunno. Every time I’m like “If I go sleep *right* now I’ll get X hours of sleep...” it usually means I’m in for a long night.
Dec 4, 2017 4:29 AM
RT @KenJennings: Nothing brings a tear to my eye like the ad about the kid who didn’t get a Benz for Christmas when he was eight.
Dec 4, 2017 1:15 AM
RT @buffalobills: Not cool. https://t.co/yXIDz4jUEG
Dec 4, 2017 12:37 AM
RT @joep: If you like to live on the edge, push large scale storage + compute infra to its limits and beyond, come join us: https://t.co/rt…
Dec 3, 2017 11:35 PM
@SarahHuckabee or @Scavino45 (a.k.a. @DanScavino) can you answer this question? https://t.co/42ULL67wHk
Dec 3, 2017 11:33 PM
@realDonaldTrump @Scavino45 @DanScavino Legal risk to Trump aside...is anyone other than the President writing these tweets? If so, who app…
Dec 3, 2017 11:29 PM
So who writes @realDonaldTrump’s tweets? Hey @Scavino45 (a.k.a. @DanScavino) serious question: who? POTUS? You? Personal attorneys? https:/…
Dec 3, 2017 10:58 PM
Pretty proud of whichever neighbor is rocking this SSID. https://t.co/Vr74FwD3wk
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Dec 3, 2017 10:00 PM
RT @ASlavitt: We’re not in the Rose Garden yet. Plenty of reasons & several ways to push on the tax bill. Here’s one. https://t.co/cs4vkAZ…
Dec 3, 2017 9:48 PM
RT @joshbloch: If a president were to serve time in prison, would he get Secret Service protection inside?
Dec 3, 2017 6:09 PM
RT @janetngbio: No one freak out, but..... https://t.co/ixQNU1g0GP
Dec 3, 2017 6:08 PM
@Vikings Nice job @origiful!
Dec 3, 2017 5:59 PM
@FoxNews @dbongino Nope. What the fuck is your problem? I mean, history will not be kind. That legacy can’t be worth your salaries.
Dec 3, 2017 4:01 PM
@realDonaldTrump What report? What the hell are you talking about you libelous fool? /cc: @Scavino45 (a.k.a. @DanScavino)
Dec 3, 2017 6:34 AM
RT @krismerrill: When buying new furniture, it's important to decide whether you want to bang your little toe on something that's wood or m…
Dec 3, 2017 6:34 AM
RT @Hal_Duncan: I have eaten the rich who were in their mansions and who you were probably being fucked o'er by Forgive me they were deli…
Dec 3, 2017 6:33 AM
Experiments with gouache. https://t.co/fXIWtmeO2r
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Dec 3, 2017 6:21 AM
@seldo Continued exposure only increases the somnolence. That’s why parents of toddlers are pretty much zombies 24/7.
Dec 3, 2017 6:06 AM
@hikikomorphine @realDonaldTrump @POTUS 🤔
Dec 3, 2017 12:17 AM
@FAIRImmigration Hey you racist fucks, this policy will destroy our country, hurt millions of people, and put our US businesses at a huge d…
Dec 3, 2017 12:13 AM
@swahneee @realDonaldTrump @POTUS It would probably help make you a more convincing американский. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dec 2, 2017 9:56 PM
@TedTheCortez @realDonaldTrump @POTUS C’mon. We’re all friends here. Just between you, me, @realDonaldTrump, and @POTUS...you’ve seen Wes…
Dec 2, 2017 8:19 PM
@TedTheCortez @realDonaldTrump @POTUS Ted, just admit it...
Dec 2, 2017 6:36 PM
Me: "...well, in order to get the next swimming ribbon you have swim 6ft" 3.5 yo: “But I only have *two* feet!”
Dec 2, 2017 7:04 AM
RT @shannonmstirone: Learn to recognize evil when you see it.
Dec 2, 2017 7:04 AM
@skilldrick 😡
Dec 2, 2017 6:59 AM
RT @TheOnion: GOP Leaders Celebrate Passing Point Of No Return https://t.co/cWiYMhGf1L https://t.co/biMT70T4Tp
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Dec 2, 2017 6:57 AM
RT @ASlavitt: They didn’t even wear masks. Just reached right into the treasury and clapped for themselves. https://t.co/6IuAzaeTgT
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Dec 2, 2017 6:56 AM
RT @xor: These fuckers
Dec 2, 2017 6:41 AM
Since @realDonaldTrump became @POTUS it’s harder to watch reruns of:
Dec 2, 2017 6:25 AM
BART escalators really threw a wrench or two into the transportation of a 3.5 yo this evening. https://t.co/KIMDkjETsN
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Dec 2, 2017 5:53 AM
"...the Kakistocrats!!!"
Dec 2, 2017 5:38 AM
RT @StarleeKine: They fucking won, they control everything so can someone please explain to me why they’re so mad at, like, humanity itself?
Dec 2, 2017 5:36 AM
RT @SenBobCasey: Senate Tax Bill Will Add $1.4467 Trillion to Deficit, CBO Says https://t.co/kaWwgetLiW via @WSJ
Dec 2, 2017 5:08 AM
@Todd_Segal @AppleSupport Didn’t see that when setting up a new phone.
Dec 2, 2017 5:07 AM
@Todd_Segal @AppleSupport Weird.
Dec 2, 2017 3:58 AM
RT @BruceBartlett: I've always been skeptical of JK Galbraith's argument that the tax cuts of the 1920s caused the Great Depression, but we…
Dec 2, 2017 3:25 AM
RT @marsanfra: Living on the edge, 11916 active nodes @twitterhadoop @TwitterSRE @joep @mazdakh #HADOOP #12k https://t.co/2BgPAvoIeK
Dec 2, 2017 3:23 AM
@Avik My favorite part of the Declaration is page 423 wherein hedge funds are taxed like a small grocery store you crazy partisan hack.
Dec 2, 2017 3:21 AM
RT @SenJeffMerkley: I asked the senior senator from Texas to come to the floor and explain his Wall Street Welfare amendment that lets gian…
Dec 2, 2017 3:08 AM
RT @dick_nixon: McCain's service isn't everything, you know. Lindbergh was a hero, then he was a Nazi sympathizer.
Dec 2, 2017 3:05 AM
RT @howieeday: Today in things that are my jam: model spaceships being blown up with internally LED-lit cotton-ball explosions, and fibre-o…
Dec 2, 2017 3:04 AM
@SenatorCollins, Susan. Please listen to your colleague from the state of Maine. https://t.co/0oe78pLL7E
Dec 2, 2017 3:01 AM
RT @SenAngusKing: Fielding a call urging me to vote ‘no’ on the Senate tax bill. The ratio of calls to my office is overwhelming – for ever…
Dec 2, 2017 3:01 AM
RT @SenSchumer: In my long career in politics, I have not seen a more regressive piece of legislation, so devoid of a rationale, so ill-sui…
Dec 2, 2017 2:23 AM
RT @GarrettHaake: Democrats on the floor right now arguing that a late-add to the tax bill benefits ONE college in Michigan, whose biggest…
Dec 2, 2017 2:22 AM
RT @DanMcWGME: #DEVELOPING - Protests underway outside of @SenatorCollins Portland office, following her decision to back the #GOP #TaxRefo…
Dec 2, 2017 1:21 AM
@dschonbe @roach I created an "@igb" channel. People need access to my personal brand and its associated content while trapped in @SlackHQ.
Dec 1, 2017 11:32 PM
RT @chadderr: I wish I were making this up. This is the version of the #GOPTaxScam the Senate votes on tonight. Handwritten text up and dow…
Dec 1, 2017 11:24 PM
@DonaldJTrumpJr What the fuck is wrong with you? Jesus christ.
Dec 1, 2017 10:52 PM
@davidjrusek Will do! When we eventually open source the Twitter JDK we are gonna call it JBird even if comms kills me.
Dec 1, 2017 10:47 PM
@davidjrusek I am saddened by this unfortunate development. Thanks for being the only other #Erlang fan here at Twitter! Best of luck and #…
Dec 1, 2017 10:43 PM
Disappointed in both Al Jourgensen and @roach. https://t.co/J77uG2fHGR
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Dec 1, 2017 10:25 PM
TIL: the "reply" icon in @SlackHQ actually means "share" for some reason.
Dec 1, 2017 10:19 PM
@tedd4u Unclear, but, I mean, it opens ANWR to drilling so I'm guessing there's something in there that guts the pizza industry.
Dec 1, 2017 9:31 PM
Going to go drown my #TaxBill sorrows in a slice of pizza while we still have a functioning society with nice things like pizza parlors.
Dec 1, 2017 9:24 PM
RT @pattonoswalt: Trump opens elevator. Flynn, in grey sweatshirt, is slumped in a chair. Written on the sweatshirt: NOW I HAVE A WITNESS…
Dec 1, 2017 9:14 PM
RT @hodgman: Shame on you forever, twice https://t.co/tTVvrOtym6
Dec 1, 2017 9:13 PM
@SenatorCollins Wow. You are totally fucking over our country. I mean, so are the other GOP Senators, but FFS.
Dec 1, 2017 9:08 PM
RT @meganamram: lol at the idea that your money would mean anything after you destroy the entire infrastructure of your empire
Dec 1, 2017 8:58 PM
@heyjoshua https://t.co/d1oyLhS7Q4
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Dec 1, 2017 8:56 PM
@heyjoshua What...what's a "party parrot" emoji?
Dec 1, 2017 8:43 PM
Why is there no "Art" category in the @SlackHQ App Directory? https://t.co/qKUuic1zu3
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Dec 1, 2017 6:52 PM
I'm starting to get bored of Slack.
Dec 1, 2017 6:43 PM
@heyjoshua just setting up my twttr and slck integration
Dec 1, 2017 6:42 PM
RT @MrGeorgeWallace: It's bullshit if they don't let @HillaryClinton drag Flynn to prison in Wonder Woman's lasso and whatnot.
Dec 1, 2017 6:07 PM
RT @mayoredlee: Stopped by @birdandbeckett with @jeffsheehysf to support local small businesses in Glen Park during the holiday season. #Sh…
Dec 1, 2017 5:46 PM
RT @GenFlynn: Yo, how is the gang doing...I'm ready to talk...r u?
Dec 1, 2017 5:25 PM
IF YOU ARE FROM MAINE https://t.co/dgoNPS9yCK
Dec 1, 2017 5:13 PM
RT @bessbell: I'M SORRY I'M YELLING AND THIS IS GREAT WITH FLYNN BUT THEY *JUST* GOT ENOUGH VOTES TO PASS THE TAX BILL UNLESS WE FLIP SUSAN…
Dec 1, 2017 5:12 PM
RT @ashleyfeinberg: the only way these tweets are anything but obscenely obnoxious and self-righteous is if they’re a direct reference to t…
Dec 1, 2017 3:33 PM
#MAGAnarök https://t.co/MTtk2aFMHV
Dec 1, 2017 6:38 AM
RT @SFBARTalert: Stn closure at BALB due to a major medical emergency.
Dec 1, 2017 6:06 AM
RT @sharonw: @apontious To me, Twitter feels like having uncontrolled mutant powers for telepathy and hearing a random sample of other peop…
Dec 1, 2017 5:50 AM
RT @romainserman: London / Paris vs San Francisco / San Jose 2 h 23 mn https://t.co/AfeNGBskGc
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Dec 1, 2017 5:34 AM
@enbnt ☹️ & ☹️
Dec 1, 2017 4:35 AM
Unpaving cowpaths. https://t.co/ilnIqFiZxp
Dec 1, 2017 4:19 AM
Paging anyone and everyone I know who lives in Maine or is followed by people who live in Maine. #Maine #Collins #ME https://t.co/NvUVUA8AS2
Dec 1, 2017 4:02 AM
If you live in ME, please... #Maine #ME /cc: @StephenKing https://t.co/6Nf0rpOmdJ
Dec 1, 2017 3:50 AM
@SarahHuckabee & @Scavino45 (a.k.a. @DanScavino) any comments? https://t.co/xU0fjKoL8S
Dec 1, 2017 3:46 AM
@l4stewar Good luck Leigh! Please continue to be a MAU™ and encourage any future co-workers to become MAU™s.
Dec 1, 2017 3:44 AM
RT @SenFeinstein: BREAKING: Republicans just canceled tonight’s vote on their tax bill. They still don’t have enough votes to pass this awf…
Dec 1, 2017 3:36 AM
RT @rabihalameddine: Luis Gonzalez Palma https://t.co/jyAED38wTS
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