February 2018 (415 tweets)

• Feb 28, 2018 8:28 PMhttps://t.co/fptv4SFq5h 🎥
• Feb 28, 2018 7:26 PM@mokomull Don't worry, it's getting worse with Graal.
• Feb 28, 2018 7:17 PM64 *billion* JVMs! https://t.co/P55OY0OZWr
• Feb 28, 2018 7:16 PM@joep @twitterhadoop https://t.co/dSm4EHamKT 🎥
• Feb 28, 2018 6:28 PM@mleinart TIL! (though i use json_pp for most of my JSON inspections...will check it out though)
• Feb 28, 2018 5:56 PMI took one of those @23andMe DNA Ancestry tests and it turns out I'm like 99% Golgafrinchan.
• Feb 28, 2018 5:40 PM"python -m SimpleHTTPServer 8000" is the only reason one should ever install or run Python on a computer.
• Feb 28, 2018 3:14 PMThe White House seems to be linking the political affiliation of Oakland’s mayor to the actions of @ICEgov. https://t.co/wEemoQP7gQ
• Feb 28, 2018 3:00 PM@Scavino45 @ICEgov Is @realDonaldTrump directing @ICEgov to target communities based on the perceived political affiliations of the constit…
• Feb 28, 2018 2:58 PM@Scavino45 @ICEgov Why is the political affiliation of the mayor significant Dan?
• Feb 28, 2018 2:50 PM@LadyAshBorg @johnmaeda Voronoi tessellation FTW!
• Feb 28, 2018 1:58 PMRT @jonnysun: we’ve GONE THE WRONG WAY https://t.co/rMW2wqgxe0
• Feb 28, 2018 3:49 AM@aspen @arrdem Toilet paper & wine. This is also the name of my acoustic folk-indie band.
• Feb 27, 2018 3:05 PMI have zero faith that @TheDemocrats aren’t gonna shoot us all in the feet. https://t.co/qZuDtNxN6t
• Feb 27, 2018 6:50 AMRT @HRC: The Second Circuit's decision affirms what we have known all along: sexual orientation is a protected characteristic under Title V…
• Feb 27, 2018 6:38 AMRT @vijaya: I often worry that we are headed to this dystopian future in the US. https://t.co/lyhO51jQGo
• Feb 27, 2018 6:26 AMWow. This was an awesome...ahem..."rock opera". HT to @heyjoshua for the recommendation. https://t.co/Y29D6OXDRd 📷
• Feb 27, 2018 3:55 AM@seldo @burritojustice Not quite a biography, but Sarah Vowell’s "Lafayette and the Somewhat United States" is pretty great. https://t.co/b… 📷
• Feb 27, 2018 3:47 AM@Azure #XML
• Feb 27, 2018 3:06 AMRT @LiveDoppler7: It wasn't just two-legged creatures who were loving the hail in Sacramento today. Here's a look at California's First Do…
• Feb 27, 2018 3:04 AMRT @kcraFinan: Kids out playing in the hail in the Natomas area https://t.co/H5F2ZB76Hv 📷
• Feb 27, 2018 3:03 AMRT @KCRAMiller: No, this isn’t Sierra snow, this is several inches of Sacramento hail! https://t.co/LjYVDhJEPx 🎥
• Feb 27, 2018 2:49 AM@l4stewar Relatively sane to developing in a (large) monorepo backed by git, that is. I’m glad they do point that out toward the end.
• Feb 27, 2018 2:45 AM@l4stewar Perforce makes developing in a monorepo relatively sane.
• Feb 27, 2018 12:58 AMRT @PeterLinnartz: https://t.co/2HW7LecgL2 🎥
• Feb 27, 2018 12:58 AMRT @PeterLinnartz: It's hailing in SF
• Feb 26, 2018 10:11 PMRT @axlrose: What’s inappropriate is Ivanka Trump being part of the White House Administration.
• Feb 26, 2018 9:19 PMRT @laurenduca: Ivanka Trump has always been an accomplice to Donald Trump's sexism, and her cowardly attempt to disguise her complicity wi…
• Feb 26, 2018 7:37 PM@CaseyCagle @Delta @NRA How is the @NRA a "conservative" organization? Seems more like an industry lobby group/supplier of domestic terrori…
• Feb 26, 2018 5:18 PM@tmcarr Easier to get all that sorted before its racked. :-)
• Feb 26, 2018 5:08 PM@tmcarr This was me adding a new component (turntable) and amp while figuring out which unlabeled stereo wires went where.
• Feb 26, 2018 5:03 PM@tmcarr I bricked the system a couple years ago trying to modify it. I’ve been rebuilding it slowly from scratch.
• Feb 26, 2018 5:01 PM@tmcarr Home is wired for audio, but had a proprietary control plane, amps, and switches.
• Feb 26, 2018 3:04 PMIn the future, everyone will drive a cab for fifteen minutes.
• Feb 26, 2018 4:41 AMRT @patio11: The amount of money required to make you memorable to a tip-compensated employee, relative to the amount of money you have on…
• Feb 26, 2018 4:38 AMThis is just as dumb as making one’s longtime personal caddie the White House Director of Social Media. https://t.co/aMY7uu223b
• Feb 26, 2018 1:52 AMAs usual, Joshua’s thought-leadership is about seven years ahead of the rest of us. https://t.co/oCZZU5gLb7
• Feb 26, 2018 1:37 AMIf you purchase a "dead trees"/physical book, you should get a code to download an ebook copy. Like when you buy vinyl records these days.
• Feb 25, 2018 10:42 PM@bgingold :-) it’s temporarily in that location to generate an audio signal...it gets moved into the closet once I figure out the wiring
• Feb 25, 2018 10:27 PMCurrent home-audio hacking status. https://t.co/nM2DyzEcQE 📷
• Feb 25, 2018 3:14 PMIt’s from @danmil’s excellent @velocityconf talk on postmortems. https://t.co/yjininBIoa
• Feb 25, 2018 3:11 PMHey @egd, @jayholler, here’s the quote we were discussing at lunch (with attribution). https://t.co/YflPhEwESM
• Feb 25, 2018 2:58 PM@kellan @mipsytipsy @KimKierkegaard Or @NeinQuarterly.
• Feb 25, 2018 12:32 PM@AtTheLastTrump1 @DLoesch @browardsheriff @realDonaldTrump Out where? Sorry товарищ, but I have a hard time believing that an account with …
• Feb 25, 2018 3:54 AMFFS https://t.co/UJGpZYITZc
• Feb 25, 2018 1:35 AM@GPsofimis @bkludlum @DLoesch @browardsheriff Only folks needing defense are the ones getting shot with these guns. Further restrictions on…
• Feb 24, 2018 10:53 PMRT @MusicoloJake: We are seeking a musicologist with class 5 marksmanship (minimum) and 5 years tactical weapons training who specializes i…
• Feb 24, 2018 10:01 PM@GPsofimis @bkludlum @DLoesch @browardsheriff Also, why not use a .22 rifle to hunt squirrels? Everything about an AR-15 seems like it’s li…
• Feb 24, 2018 7:13 PM@GPsofimis @bkludlum @DLoesch @browardsheriff Weird, I can’t seem to find that "popular small game" rifle referenced in the Constitution.
• Feb 24, 2018 7:11 PM@GPsofimis @bkludlum @DLoesch @browardsheriff I think you are conflating gun-industry propaganda with the letter and spirit of the second a…
• Feb 24, 2018 6:56 PM@realDonaldTrump This is a stupid idea.
• Feb 24, 2018 5:59 PM@jayholler That Vine sticker is 💯.
• Feb 24, 2018 5:58 PM@jayholler I enjoy seeing people’s laptop sticker collections in non-"badge & gun" tweets.
• Feb 24, 2018 5:40 PM@GPsofimis @bkludlum @DLoesch @Trump_Army_ @browardsheriff There’s no reason for a citizen to own a killing machine like that.
• Feb 24, 2018 5:39 PM@GPsofimis @bkludlum @DLoesch @Trump_Army_ @browardsheriff The AR-15 delivers an *order of magnitude* more rounds per minute than my gun. I…
• Feb 24, 2018 5:37 PM@GPsofimis @bkludlum @DLoesch @Trump_Army_ @browardsheriff Huh. I owned a handgun for many years (.357). I have range experience with vario…
• Feb 24, 2018 3:34 PM@mattklein123 @amyf Hah! HGHS represent! Looks like we almost overlapped. I was class of ‘93.
• Feb 24, 2018 4:50 AMVanessa Williams, Alan Arkin, Dar Williams, Bill Ackman, Andy Rubin. https://t.co/FJJ5Fxq1ru
• Feb 24, 2018 4:21 AMI ♡ my dad. https://t.co/9KYmihShCt
• Feb 24, 2018 2:20 AM@MkHeck https://t.co/S5N8DKbKz4 🎥
• Feb 24, 2018 2:16 AMRT @CGregoryBrown: NRA and Republican politicians: stop hiding behind the 2nd Amendment to justify objections to common sense gun control l…
• Feb 24, 2018 2:13 AM@bkludlum @DLoesch @Trump_Army_ @browardsheriff Making automated assault weapons illegal seems like better plan then hoping the rando secur…
• Feb 24, 2018 2:03 AMI think I’m on one of the new BART trains! AFAICT it’s the same as the old ones except a few seats are yellow & it terminates at 24th St. h… 📷
• Feb 23, 2018 10:58 PM@1andonlyglo @heyjoshua https://t.co/RRtshOHGgX 🎥
• Feb 23, 2018 9:53 PM@heyjoshua It was an honor and a privilege. Please keep faving my tweets.
• Feb 23, 2018 4:16 PMIs there a Kirby-isms in "Thor: Raganarök" Tumblr yet? https://t.co/ZFLXptpwPf
• Feb 23, 2018 4:13 PMGetting ready for school like... https://t.co/R0WHkKXZ8I 📷
• Feb 23, 2018 3:41 PM@jayholler Nah. These are small.
• Feb 23, 2018 3:40 PM@jayholler Of course! They are on my desk (or nearby on the tall table by Ibis). Take a couple. Encourage others to do the same!
• Feb 23, 2018 3:00 PM@heyjoshua https://t.co/OfcZwbCls3 🎥
• Feb 23, 2018 2:10 PM@DLoesch @Trump_Army_ @browardsheriff Right. It’s pretty clear to most of the country that arming *more* folks isn’t the answer to gun viol…
• Feb 23, 2018 2:06 PM... https://t.co/avK0TWC1ix
• Feb 23, 2018 7:23 AMRT @ashleymayer: I love going to sleep but I love feverishly reading the internet on my phone in bed more.
• Feb 23, 2018 7:19 AM@marius_gherman Pretty sure we can make that happen.
• Feb 23, 2018 5:45 AM@tmcarr @asaulys Sure...I can pass ‘em through @egd.
• Feb 23, 2018 5:12 AM@coolgrey @jvreeland26 ?
• Feb 23, 2018 4:59 AM@asaulys No problem.
• Feb 23, 2018 4:30 AMRT @NeinQuarterly: Tweet more. Hope less.
• Feb 23, 2018 3:21 AMWatched "Thor: Raganarök" the other night. Excellent movie, but what really put it over the top was the Kirby-esque costumes & set design.
• Feb 23, 2018 2:05 AM@jvreeland26 No worries! You have a bunch of ‘em on reserve. #KaOS
• Feb 22, 2018 11:55 PM@l4stewar "...I'm always arguing about the monorepo." https://t.co/XJIuLl3KP4 🎥
• Feb 22, 2018 11:09 PMRT @jef_poskanzer: Millions of banned Russian bots protesting in the street at @Twitter HQ this morning. https://t.co/PE9yKb1NnM 📷
• Feb 22, 2018 10:24 PM@mokomull @jmpspn @tdmackey @tmcarr @NuttySwiss David can hook you up for sure.
• Feb 22, 2018 10:20 PM@brianmbrophy On my desk while they last. Grab a few!
• Feb 22, 2018 10:13 PM@jmpspn @mokomull There’s a bunch of them on the CIM table. :-)
• Feb 22, 2018 8:58 PM@franckcuny Take a few! They are on my desk.
• Feb 22, 2018 7:53 PM@mokomull Happy to pass a few along. What’s the best way to get them to you?
• Feb 22, 2018 6:55 PM@posco When you are a parent it's hard not to answer the phone (could be school, etc.), but its like 90% of all these unknown numbers are s…
• Feb 22, 2018 6:19 PMThey bought ads in major newspapers and unwisely stenciled images on city sidewalks.
• Feb 22, 2018 6:19 PMFor those of you too young to get the joke, @IBM ran a “PEACE. LOVE. LINUX." campaign back in the early aughts. https://t.co/qhNTPN8JF5
• Feb 22, 2018 6:14 PMTweets. "Likes". Linux. https://t.co/3jLUJ9AFgx 📷
• Feb 22, 2018 4:17 PMSeriously, getting a three-year-old out the door in the morning is a perfect illustration of Zeno’s paradox.
• Feb 22, 2018 4:13 PMCurrent status: asymptotically approaching being ready to leave for school.
• Feb 22, 2018 3:13 PMRT @burtonsnowboard: .@terje_haakonsen with a melon grab from our 1993 catalogue. #TBT #BurtonArchives https://t.co/84RwMRzJOS 📷
• Feb 22, 2018 3:03 PM@realDonaldTrump It don’t be fooled into thinking this is about "school safety". This is about the safety of *every* person in this country.
• Feb 22, 2018 2:59 PM@realDonaldTrump There’s an opportunity here to be a real President and help enact real change that could make America safer, or, if you wi…
• Feb 22, 2018 2:56 PM@realDonaldTrump The thing about our current, broken gun regulations and laws is that schools and students aren’t the only victims.
• Feb 22, 2018 2:53 PMRT @bsideup: I think it's super cool that #Netty project lists ALL contributors in "thank you" section, including the ones who just reporte…
• Feb 22, 2018 2:39 PMOnly following 45 people on Twitter probably doesn’t help either.
• Feb 22, 2018 2:38 PMHuh. It’s almost like refusing to watch anything other than Fox News prevents the President from understanding current American zeitgeist. …
• Feb 22, 2018 6:04 AMHey, @fvrojas & @vinucharanya are gonna be talking about Twitter’s Kite project at #gluecon in May!!! https://t.co/xqWiRMmGDU 🎥
• Feb 22, 2018 5:54 AMRT @elemdoubleu: hey look @fvrojas is speaking at gluecon about Kite! awesome to see some Twitter representation! https://t.co/LMvByUnjP0
• Feb 22, 2018 5:52 AMRT @donttrythis: This is the best pitch ever. https://t.co/WCjaVe8lOh
• Feb 22, 2018 5:46 AM@freialobo OMG https://t.co/MhrtKGElF5 🎥
• Feb 22, 2018 5:35 AMRT @vijaya: Yesterday we took action against a number of accounts that we believe have violated our policies by creating new accounts after…
• Feb 22, 2018 5:09 AMRT @brianschatz: The NRA doesn’t work for gun owners. They work for gun sellers.
• Feb 22, 2018 4:26 AMRT @starsandrobots: People who live in insulated houses shouldn’t throw shade at San Franciscans for being so temperature-sensitive.
• Feb 22, 2018 1:55 AM@gargvik Just getting in a round with @CGregoryBrown at his club. 1 iron FTW.
• Feb 22, 2018 12:55 AMHelicopter(s) over the Mission right now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/cTdUTNdQ1I 🎥
• Feb 21, 2018 7:53 PMUnwinding from a five-day vacation with a little golf. https://t.co/3eXTs4Jr7j 📷
• Feb 21, 2018 5:04 PMRT @DanJackson415: Keeping Twitter safe and free from spam is a top priority for us. Today we're announcing an important change to TweetDec…
• Feb 21, 2018 5:01 PM@GoogleOSS Is...is this some sort of zen puzzle or did you forget a link?
• Feb 21, 2018 2:13 PMRT @usskiteam: GOLD!!!!!!!!!! For the first time ever the USA women have a cross country medal and it’s GOLD!!!!! 🥇🇺🇸🥇🇺🇸🥇🇺🇸 https://t.co/BS…
• Feb 21, 2018 2:12 PMI think often of @cstross’s identification of corporations as emergent pretotypes of large-scale AI. /cc: @jem_nz @ndwns
• Feb 21, 2018 2:07 PM@realDonaldTrump At 271 characters you still had room to spell @jeffsessions name correctly.
• Feb 21, 2018 1:36 PM@zkiehl https://t.co/IKQx3Ml3ex 🎥
• Feb 21, 2018 12:45 AM@DineshDSouza I get it. You just want the engagement. But there are better ways to make a living than selling your soul for bot-clicks and …
• Feb 21, 2018 12:31 AMRT @UWMadison: Polls in #MadisonWI close at 8PM tonight — Do you have everything you need to cast your #BadgersVote? Use our handy dandy ch…
• Feb 20, 2018 10:17 PMThe carry-on thermos full of coffee (filled at Starbucks™ after passing through security) is a game changer. Should’ve done this years ago!… 📷
• Feb 20, 2018 8:29 PMGEG ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ SFO
• Feb 20, 2018 8:21 PMRT @vijaya: Del works tirelessly to make Twitter a safe and trusted space. She knows how to tackle the challenging issues facing Twitter in…
• Feb 20, 2018 8:20 PMRT @vijaya: I've worked at Twitter for 6.5 years, side by side with @delbius, and here's what I know: Del is a remarkable human who cares p…
• Feb 20, 2018 7:12 PM@mokomull I’m still right.
• Feb 20, 2018 7:08 PM@saurabhshri_ @SlackHQ I mean, this confuses me every time. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/U9CQfMfDat 📷
• Feb 20, 2018 7:03 PM@saurabhshri_ @SlackHQ Everywhere with a "Reply" *and* a "Forward" icon, that is.
• Feb 20, 2018 6:52 PMHey @SlackHQ, this icon means "reply". It does *not* mean "share". Please fix ASAP. https://t.co/lPGYgCw0D9 📷
• Feb 20, 2018 6:13 PMRT @EmoPhilips: Hadrian! HADRIAN! https://t.co/Nx92bgum4G
• Feb 20, 2018 5:39 PMRT @kshaheen: A day of “hysterical” violence in Ghouta, it continues today: ‘It's not a war. It's a massacre': scores killed in Syrian encl…
• Feb 20, 2018 3:20 PMSpotted this Mountain Chickadee up at Whitewater yesterday afternoon. https://t.co/csdsBFKsVk 📷
• Feb 20, 2018 3:06 PMRT @MikeDrucker: Nobody set this up for their parents https://t.co/G5TMKlF8Wo
• Feb 20, 2018 1:40 PM@realDonaldTrump 🤔
• Feb 20, 2018 1:12 PM@realDonaldTrump According to the last "Generic Poll", people preferred Hillary Clinton over you, 48.2% to 46.1%.
• Feb 20, 2018 12:58 PM@realDonaldTrump What is this "Generic Poll" you speak of?
• Feb 20, 2018 3:51 AMThis is fucking awesome. https://t.co/zexQtybrlH
• Feb 19, 2018 4:56 PMI ♡ 🇨🇦 https://t.co/dbQv9PGdY4 📷
• Feb 19, 2018 4:31 PMRT @laurenduca: For the low, low price of $200 K, you get dinner, dancing, and direct access to the policy deliberations of the President o…
• Feb 19, 2018 3:21 PM@kottke https://t.co/rEeu2pGy88
• Feb 19, 2018 3:20 PMWhat about quote tweets? I’m just "embedding" a tweet in my own tweet, right? Are those infringements as well? https://t.co/XdEC1CJy9j
• Feb 19, 2018 3:16 PMRT @kottke: Federal Judge Says Embedding a Tweet Can Be Copyright Infringement. "Even worse, the logic of the ruling applies to all in-line…
• Feb 19, 2018 2:51 PMRT @jmhodges: Compare the hellscapes: * both-sides-even-Nazis-have-valid-views centralized mass media * propaganda-as-entertainment centra…
• Feb 18, 2018 4:25 PMETOOMUCHSNOW https://t.co/RHuf6IAMxc 📷
• Feb 18, 2018 5:05 AM@realDonaldTrump @realDonaldTrump seriously, my dude, this is not normal. Not a normal thing to tweet.
• Feb 18, 2018 5:04 AM@realDonaldTrump What the fuck is wrong with you, Don.
• Feb 18, 2018 4:17 AM"At long last..." ad infinitum. https://t.co/IzAeqJTXOE
• Feb 18, 2018 3:55 AMRT @kylegriffin1: At about noon in San Francisco, a team of protesters pushed off of Fisherman’s Wharf in a boat with a 33-foot inflatable…
• Feb 18, 2018 3:54 AMRT @vijaya: https://t.co/OUpgzZv4N2
• Feb 18, 2018 3:38 AM@rja2800_richard @CGregoryBrown Nelson, BC. Chasing the snow.
• Feb 18, 2018 1:56 AMRT @Weather_West: For first time in a long while, very cold Arctic air will spread across entire Western United States later this weekend.…
• Feb 18, 2018 1:55 AMRT @SFPDPark: A shooting in the Panhandle at approximately 6:30pm yesterday left one person dead and another wounded. Thank to the great fo…
• Feb 18, 2018 1:46 AMRT @sarahjeong: Everyone loves to shit on trust & safety at these platforms but whenever I have an off-the-record conversation with the fol…
• Feb 18, 2018 1:22 AMWho the hell saw the photo and thought "yes, this is the image we need in @realDonaldTrump’s profile"? I’m gonna assume it was @Scavino45. …
• Feb 17, 2018 3:53 PMCurrent sketchy-goggle-repair status. https://t.co/2IXAZjX97V 📷
• Feb 17, 2018 2:45 PMRT @chockenberry: To celebrate, we just lowered the price of Twitterrific for Mac from $19.99 to $7.99. https://t.co/PaBJ3RESTb https://t.…
• Feb 17, 2018 2:40 PMRT @realDonaldTrump: Putin & I discussed forming an impenetrable Cyber Security unit so that election hacking, & many other negative thi…
• Feb 17, 2018 3:43 AM@doriantaylor "timestamp"?
• Feb 17, 2018 2:27 AM@_ravisharma_ Good luck Ravi!!!
• Feb 17, 2018 2:13 AMWhen someone picks up a guitar & starts to sing, what’s an appropriate amount of time to wait before leaving without seeming impolite?
• Feb 17, 2018 2:00 AMRT @josheidelson: New: Labor Board prosecutor's office concluded Google's firing of manifesto-writer James Damore was legal, because the pa…
• Feb 17, 2018 12:47 AMKootenay sunset. https://t.co/mpftaY6mTG 📷
• Feb 16, 2018 2:57 PMRT @mergerecords: HAPPY RELEASE DAY, @SUPERCHUNK!!! 💀💐💀💐💀💐💀💐💀💐 What a Time to Be Alive is available wherever records are purchased, strea…
• Feb 16, 2018 2:38 PM@chyekk Hey @pants.
• Feb 16, 2018 4:26 AMRT @ASlavitt: Scott, welcome to the rest of your life. https://t.co/g5CW1UeueT
• Feb 16, 2018 4:25 AMRT @byjoelanderson: The idea that people are "losing the ability to engage respectfully” would seem to ignore, like, preston brooks nearly…
• Feb 16, 2018 12:55 AMMy ride is here. https://t.co/HqRHOVfVmk 🎥
• Feb 15, 2018 6:25 PMLiterate programming? https://t.co/KKzjq6syQY
• Feb 15, 2018 3:43 PMRT @NYTimesWordplay: Happy birthday, @NYT_Crossword! You're looking pretty spry. https://t.co/XKbfIEJXWY
• Feb 15, 2018 5:19 AMIt’s like 60 seconds of rolling-down-windows, overshot landings, and horrific slams. #PyeongChang2018 #Olympics
• Feb 15, 2018 5:15 AMPretty much every snowboarding event seems deadly, but boardercross seems just designed for trauma. #PyeongChang2018 #Olympics
• Feb 15, 2018 12:36 AMRT @krismerrill: How adorable. You still cling to the idea of "no meeting Thursdays" like a child that still believes in Santa Clause.
• Feb 15, 2018 12:06 AMRT @zachb: Marco Rubio has accepted $3.3 million in donations from the NRA. https://t.co/o5YIso7FmQ
• Feb 14, 2018 3:18 PMRT @TJQuinnESPN: Chloe Kim asked why she was tweeting during the competition: “Like, what else are you supppsed to do?”
• Feb 14, 2018 5:19 AMRT @davidaxelrod: If, as the Intel Chiefs testified unanimously today, the Russians are proceeding apace to disrupt our elections, how does…
• Feb 14, 2018 3:05 AM👎🍅 #PyeongChang2018 #Olympics
• Feb 14, 2018 2:58 AMBen Ferguson should have won on style points alone. #PyeongChang2018 #Olympics
• Feb 14, 2018 2:45 AMHanging out in 🇨🇦 rooting for 🇯🇵 in the Men’s Halfpipe. 🏂#PyeongChang2018 #Olympics
• Feb 13, 2018 6:14 PMSFO ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ GEG
• Feb 13, 2018 4:57 PMOH: "This is a San Francisco Airport train. Once again, this is a San Francisco Airport Train." #vacation
• Feb 13, 2018 4:51 PM@dschonbe @Roopdidoo @AlexPopken ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/RYRvdbfFF1 📷
• Feb 13, 2018 3:11 PMRT @mschmitt9: Trump plan to replace Food Stamps w/ food boxes would probably involve massive govt contracts w/ certain food suppliers. Foo…
• Feb 13, 2018 2:54 PMRT @brendangregg: new post: KPTI/KAISER Meltdown Initial Performance Regressions https://t.co/OTuDPknAJM https://t.co/4XsRt3SS8U 📷
• Feb 13, 2018 8:17 AMRT @FakeRyanGosling: Forget ICOs, you should invest in my JIRA backlog now https://t.co/SwtclQtddW 📷
• Feb 13, 2018 6:27 AM@thekevincrane Yeah, especially for someone like that guy who has been doing this professionally from like age 7. Sort of a child-star thin…
• Feb 13, 2018 6:25 AM@thekevincrane And last but not least there’s been a few reports of some sketchy behavior with women. Hard to say what’s true or not but...…
• Feb 13, 2018 6:23 AM@thekevincrane I also find the dudes personality offputting. Something...fake...disingenuous? about him. Sort of an "uncanny valley" vibe.
• Feb 13, 2018 6:19 AM@thekevincrane I’m a fan of style (big airs, tweaked) over tech stuff. Not a fan of the spin-until-you-win of current competitive pipe.
• Feb 13, 2018 6:17 AM@thekevincrane ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ hard to say what’s up with that account. Anyway, happy to answer *your* question...
• Feb 13, 2018 5:56 AMRT @tarintowers: Somebody's bike is still attached to the front of a bus headed for the garage :,(
• Feb 13, 2018 5:53 AMRT @starsandrobots: At long last, we have the answer: the dogs let themselves out. https://t.co/kMAPMKIgLD
• Feb 13, 2018 5:41 AMRT @juliareinstein: Please be aware that, in addition to being a 17-year-old Olympic gold medalist in snowboarding, @chloekimsnow has an ex…
• Feb 13, 2018 5:39 AMMeh. Don’t think the Scotty James run was better than Hirano’s or Ferguson’s. #PyeongChang2018 #Olympics
• Feb 13, 2018 5:30 AMAnother great run by Ben Ferguson. I’m actually looking forward to the pipe finals. #PyeongChang2018 #Olympics
• Feb 13, 2018 5:25 AMAyumu Hirano’s run was worthy of that number one spot. Great blend of style, amplitude, and tech. #PyeongChang2018 #Olympics
• Feb 13, 2018 5:18 AMRT @igb: The US Olympic Snowboard Team's uniforms for the 2018 Winter Olympics are a fucking awesome tribute to @NASA's Apollo-era spacesui…
• Feb 13, 2018 4:40 AM@RRegulation I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain how American sports work, товарищ.
• Feb 13, 2018 4:34 AMMeh. I think Ben Ferguson’s run was > Shaun White’s run. #PyeongChang2018 #Olympics
• Feb 13, 2018 4:29 AM@RRegulation Is there a #MAGA angle I’m missing here? Why would you care?
• Feb 13, 2018 4:25 AM@RRegulation @theddeadshow why what?
• Feb 13, 2018 4:24 AMOk, Ben Ferguson had a pretty epic run. The Indy on the roll in was pretty awesome and it got better from there. #PyeongChang2018
• Feb 13, 2018 4:20 AM@theddeadshow Also, I want to root *for* the USA but *against* Shaun White.
• Feb 13, 2018 4:17 AMIs @theddeadshow in the Olympics this year? Otherwise this is gonna be a bunch of boring gymnastics and no style. #Pyeonchang2018
• Feb 13, 2018 2:53 AMRT @chloekimsnow: Wish I finished my breakfast sandwich but my stubborn self decided not to and now I'm getting hangry
• Feb 13, 2018 2:53 AMRT @BuzzFeedNews: Chloe Kim, 17, of #TeamUSA just won gold at the Winter #Olympics in the women’s snowboard halfpipe 🥇 🇺🇸 https://t.co/gBiu…
• Feb 13, 2018 2:40 AMCongrats to @chloekimsnow!!! #PyeongChang2018 #Olympics
• Feb 13, 2018 2:37 AMWatching Women’s Snowboarding Pipe finals with @AahnaBrown. #PyeongChang2018 #Olympics https://t.co/x8NAlupyBr 📷
• Feb 12, 2018 9:43 PM@heatherGrey_ @fnnch On Oak St...between Baker and Divisadero.
• Feb 12, 2018 8:55 PMSpotted a @fnnch piece on today’s #lunchrun. https://t.co/xdyn6wFjf9 📷
• Feb 12, 2018 6:59 PMRT @CodeBEAMio: #CodeBEAMSF is all about discovering the future of the #Erlang Ecosystem and bringing together knowledge & ideas https://t.…
• Feb 12, 2018 2:19 PM@origiful Better than seeing "Malthus" trending I guess.
• Feb 12, 2018 4:07 AM@norm The usual: kid’s swimming lessons, kid’s soccer game, someone else’s kid’s birthday, Sunday dinner at my folks’s place. I’m pretty lu…
• Feb 12, 2018 3:13 AMRT @xor: I’d invent all the good tweets STOP But I’d use existing technology https://t.co/dX54Lojzue
• Feb 12, 2018 12:43 AMRT @john_overholt: Slightly less rare books and manuscripts curator. https://t.co/hMWlEL3LN1
• Feb 11, 2018 8:07 PM@ndwns huge if true https://t.co/AMQHDPyp5r
• Feb 11, 2018 4:48 PMI’d be willing to support legislation that makes "chain migration" illegal, but only if we apply it retroactively to 1607.
• Feb 11, 2018 4:13 PM@AustenAllred Thanks...that was a great (and troubling) article.
• Feb 11, 2018 7:13 AM@AustenAllred Source? Seems plausible, just would like to see that data before I RT.
• Feb 11, 2018 6:16 AM@nedsegal That’s why I pack the SLR in my carryon on every flight.
• Feb 11, 2018 6:11 AMI haven’t seen too much discussion around "identity resolution". Seems like an interesting topic. I also expect there’s prior art here. htt…
• Feb 11, 2018 5:45 AM@headius @jamesladd Or is it (shudder) a new JVM instance on every invocation?
• Feb 11, 2018 5:44 AM@headius @jamesladd Why is redeploying a "function" any different than re-loading a WAR file in Tomcat? Do we really need to restart the JV…
• Feb 11, 2018 5:26 AM@headius Weird. We'd happily trade an increase in startup time for reduced resource utilisation. That was the premise of our Graal adoption.
• Feb 10, 2018 10:16 PM@Holger @Foursquare Wow. Looks amazing. @birdandbeckett should get a liquor license and do this in Glen Park.
• Feb 10, 2018 9:41 PMRT @ftrain: XML is 20. Next year it can drink, and it deserves to. https://t.co/bFzuFeb6Nv
• Feb 10, 2018 8:25 PMRT @doriantaylor: okay so that stuff that looks like duct tape you put on your body—does that have drugs in it or something?
• Feb 10, 2018 8:17 PM@dee_hoch @carlquintanilla @NBCOlympics Ok. Dee, I’m sorry to tell you that most sporting events, excluding golf, are very noisy.
• Feb 10, 2018 8:11 PM@dee_hoch @carlquintanilla @NBCOlympics I have some bad news for you vis-à-vis sporting events that are not golf.
• Feb 10, 2018 8:07 PMRT @carlquintanilla: When you sit next to #NorthKorea’s cheering squad at speedskating. #PyeongChang2018 #olympics @NBCOlympics https://t…
• Feb 10, 2018 6:48 PM90% of one’s time as a parent is spent retracing your steps in order to find dropped stuffies. https://t.co/3Q5JkG6Bpe 📷
• Feb 10, 2018 5:54 PMI ♡ XML
• Feb 10, 2018 5:49 PMRT @timbray: Hey, it’s XML’s twentieth birthday. https://t.co/wUjAgnN2GT
• Feb 10, 2018 5:57 AMRT @mattklein123: Do you want a @java based control plane for @EnvoyProxy? @salesforce is going to be leading the way on a new implementati…
• Feb 10, 2018 5:51 AM@Todd_Segal Crimpin’ ain’t easy.
• Feb 10, 2018 5:36 AMRT @TheOnion: Report: Make It Stop https://t.co/oFmZKt7alp https://t.co/1gwQA8WdEI 📷
• Feb 10, 2018 4:42 AMRT @jef_poskanzer: Sutro sunset https://t.co/cqikY50Ot8 https://t.co/J1V1sCmbY1 📷
• Feb 10, 2018 3:54 AM@SParSuperStar Wow!!! Congratulations!!!!
• Feb 10, 2018 3:43 AMRT @jeffvandermeer: Russian edition of my novel Borne. https://t.co/OronK6alS5 📷
• Feb 9, 2018 11:56 PMRT @mattblaze: @tqbf The bots have basically become a real world experiment with an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters. Except ins…
• Feb 9, 2018 11:34 PMRT @firepile: You can hear me talking about my first-hand experience with Hawaii missile alerts, and @ibogost talking about the technology…
• Feb 9, 2018 11:27 PMTIL: the band Creeper Lagoon now runs a van rental business for musicians (and normal people). Also, this thread is a fascinating story: ht…
• Feb 9, 2018 11:06 PMRT @sophaskins: I’m just saying: if HPE acquired the Sun assets they’d be the successor company to: * HP * DEC * Sun * SGI And then, being…
• Feb 9, 2018 8:53 PMRT @SFGate: Grenade found on SF street corner during trash pickup https://t.co/JPTL2CazGj https://t.co/WOijmI41dU 📷
• Feb 9, 2018 8:42 PMRT @tqbf: Twitter friends in IL: if you know someone who is running a serious campaign against Hultgren in Plainfield in the IL-14 who isn’…
• Feb 9, 2018 5:31 PMRT @Kasparov63: I bet Trump's campaign and administration team has a higher crime rate than any immigrant group. https://t.co/t3iIbA14qs
• Feb 9, 2018 3:18 PM14) hyperlinks *must* go at the end of a tweet, but they *do not* count towards the 140 character limit
• Feb 9, 2018 7:30 AMRT @SFBART: Inspection train running through area effected by reported substation fire near Coliseum Station. Major delays continue on the…
• Feb 9, 2018 5:04 AMRT @AP: BREAKING: The U.S. government shut down at midnight, as Congress misses deadline to pass spending bill.
• Feb 9, 2018 4:44 AM@baroquebobcat Schumpeterian waste vs. Keynesian waste.
• Feb 9, 2018 4:41 AM@RSAsecurity No: silo’d divisions partition critical systems creating virtual "blast doors" that minimize damage when a silo is inevitably …
• Feb 9, 2018 4:30 AMRT @ASmallFiction: “How dare you insult me?” “I didn’t though.” “I read between the lines.” “But there was nothing there.” “OK, I wrote…
• Feb 9, 2018 4:18 AMWhat idiot called it "SpaceX" instead of "Tesla-Ashpool"? https://t.co/zw08vN7DcR 📷
• Feb 9, 2018 3:41 AM@byjoelanderson Anyone can edit a profile I guess. I’ve that individual as well...for a "financier" he seems to post a lot of #MAGA clickba…
• Feb 9, 2018 3:30 AMAnd "not, like, the *whole* hackathon or something"...but she’s just being modest.
• Feb 9, 2018 3:28 AMShe wants me to qualify my original tweet with something about how it’s just the "Vision Category" that she’s *dominated* for 2yrs running.
• Feb 9, 2018 3:25 AM@pgarg s/managers/Sr. Directors of Engineering
• Feb 9, 2018 3:24 AMNBD but @pgarg has won her company’s annual hackathon for the second year in a row. Who says managers can’t code?
• Feb 9, 2018 3:17 AMRT @amoebamusic: JUST ADDED: Mac and Jim from @superchunk are doing a special acoustic set & signing their new album "What a Time To Be Ali…
• Feb 9, 2018 3:09 AM@crsy @gargvik @davelester @normanmaurer https://t.co/1bvSO8Mmsk 🎥
• Feb 9, 2018 3:04 AM@cbrumelle @skr That’s the "cheat code".
• Feb 9, 2018 3:01 AMRT @DougCoupland: Jenny's phone number, 867-5309 occurs at position 9,202,591 in the first ten million digits of pi. It occurs 15 more time…
• Feb 9, 2018 3:00 AM@sriramk huge if true https://t.co/5TV57iKZCA
• Feb 9, 2018 2:45 AMSeriously, was this intentional? Can someone at Apple confirm this? /cc: @gargvik @crsy @davelester @normanmaurer
• Feb 9, 2018 2:37 AMThat is some next-level tradecraft^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H product design! https://t.co/qdT81M2CHx 🎥
• Feb 9, 2018 2:29 AMIs...is there a John le Carré pun/reference in Apple’s iOS emoji keyboard?!?! https://t.co/fL5LrDAyhE 📷
• Feb 9, 2018 12:48 AMRIP @JPBarlow https://t.co/CsP0WpGWnB
• Feb 8, 2018 6:52 PMRT @EFF: The Internet lost a hero today. EFF is mourning the loss of our visionary co-founder, John Perry Barlow. https://t.co/oaf7hgKsOL
• Feb 8, 2018 3:36 PM"Each generation thinks it invented WS-*, each generation is totally mistaken."
• Feb 8, 2018 5:09 AMRT @LaughingSquid: John Perry Barlow (1947-2018), Grateful Dead Lyricist, Internet Pioneer and Co-Founder of the EFF https://t.co/ZWUGCWWzW…
• Feb 8, 2018 2:50 AMRT @mcnees: Good to see that they're updating the Richard Scarry books. https://t.co/s1DQJApKui 📷
• Feb 8, 2018 1:49 AM@heyjoshua https://t.co/vmWXQ3drMH 🎥
• Feb 8, 2018 1:43 AMRT @flaviowbrasil: Does #scala native still make sense considering the progress of the @graal project? Imagine not having to reimplement th…
• Feb 8, 2018 1:42 AM@SlackHQ https://t.co/5ACBpQ4bnt 🎥
• Feb 8, 2018 1:01 AMUh, can you not send images to a thread using @SlackHQ for iOS?
• Feb 7, 2018 9:16 PMRT @seldo: 🎉 npm is hiring an engineer and a designer! 🎉 Come join a delightful team of lovely people making life easier for 12 million dev…
• Feb 7, 2018 9:08 PMRT @CNNPolitics: White House staff secretary Rob Porter has resigned after two former wives went public with accusations of domestic abuse…
• Feb 7, 2018 9:06 PM@SteveNahm Good plan. Anyway was stoked to get a Segway Steve sighting in on the run.
• Feb 7, 2018 9:05 PMTwitter HQ to WFH. #lunchrun https://t.co/nl0N01TEaj 📷
• Feb 7, 2018 8:24 PM@SteveNahm you knew that was me (the runner) pointing at you, right? 👋🏻
• Feb 7, 2018 6:39 PM@javawithjiva It's easier for me of you do that. :-)
• Feb 7, 2018 4:53 PMShazam, but for identifying typefaces. Surely such a thing exists, right Twitter?
• Feb 7, 2018 3:36 PM@TonyPrintezis @nyjavasig @JetBlue May the force be with you.
• Feb 7, 2018 3:16 PMRT @b0rk: does anyone know a good intro to how the JVM's support for cpu/memory profilers work? Wondering if it's possible to apply the sa…
• Feb 7, 2018 3:14 PMRT @realDonaldTrump: In the “old days,” when good news was reported, the Stock Market would go up. Today, when good news is reported, the S…
• Feb 7, 2018 3:02 PMThe rush to embrace the trappings of despotism is either intentional or stems from a willful ignorance of their historical symbolism. https…
• Feb 7, 2018 2:46 PM@headius Ugh.
• Feb 7, 2018 5:45 AMRT @robinjoy: Secrets to success from DocuSign’s @pgarg: take a systematic approach to climbing the ladder, but also take some chances http…
• Feb 7, 2018 5:24 AMRT @tedneward: Hey, Seattle. Looking for an entry-level developer who is looking for a new gig? Would love to get some intros or links.
• Feb 7, 2018 5:19 AMRT @sarahjeong: WAYMO: So during this jam session you discussed how laser is the sauce, right?
• Feb 7, 2018 5:17 AMRT @Splitsider: How Facebook is killing comedy https://t.co/YfxgqZLMX1 https://t.co/PFP9f2NDO7 📷
• Feb 7, 2018 3:03 AMRT @joshtpm: Good times. https://t.co/skrlx1FjDl 📷
• Feb 6, 2018 10:43 PM@roach Nah, it's just the Waymo/Uber trial over the OTTO/Levandowski trade-secret stealing.
• Feb 6, 2018 9:27 PMRT @dknightly: @igb Maybe it's time to resurrect tweet feet
• Feb 6, 2018 9:27 PM@dknightly Let’s do it!
• Feb 6, 2018 9:12 PM#lunchrun https://t.co/ptgA9OI39k 📷
• Feb 6, 2018 6:42 AMFuck, I did this already! https://t.co/ARCR88yEOw
• Feb 6, 2018 6:40 AMMyst Riven Marathon Marathon 2: Durandal Marathon Infinity https://t.co/1p5NvposHn
• Feb 6, 2018 6:29 AMRT @mrp: We are hiring Software Engineers at @AppDirect India in Pune! 🇮🇳 Help us build Billing cloud services for the enterprise: https:…
• Feb 6, 2018 5:29 AMRT @KellyannePolls: Not yet tired of winning. This is called causation, not coincidence. Thank you, @realDonaldTrump. Dow rises 5,00…
• Feb 5, 2018 10:02 PMRT @realDonaldTrump: U.S. Stock Market up almost 20% since Election!
• Feb 5, 2018 10:02 PMRT @JayCarney: Good time to recall that in the previous administration, we NEVER boasted about the stock market -- even though the Dow more…
• Feb 5, 2018 9:46 PMRT @lagergren: 2500 unique people watching the VM tech summit livestream on Periscope. That’s pretty damn amazing.
• Feb 5, 2018 8:58 PM@christhalinger @cra This is why the restrooms at most BART stations are free and inaccessible. #MAGA
• Feb 5, 2018 4:00 PM@realDonaldTrump You have had some stupid tweets before, but this one may the dumbest one yet.
• Feb 5, 2018 2:49 PM@realDonaldTrump The Republicans are holding a (metaphorical) gun to the head of DACA. It’s silly to think that Democrats are responsible f…
• Feb 5, 2018 2:40 PM@realDonaldTrump No, Americans just don’t want a useless, expensive wall. Honestly, Donald, it seems like *you* don’t care about the Dreame…
• Feb 5, 2018 2:12 PMRT @RepAdamSchiff: Mr. President, I see you’ve had a busy morning of “Executive Time.” Instead of tweeting false smears, the American peopl…
• Feb 5, 2018 1:59 PMRT @slyphon: This is honestly a great idea https://t.co/coRhgcoBCb
• Feb 5, 2018 5:34 AMRT @ofsevit: The Philly police scanner is a) a fantastic compendium of Philly accents and b) I think the city may burn to the ground. https…
• Feb 5, 2018 5:29 AM@RRegulation Eh bien, continuons...
• Feb 5, 2018 5:20 AM@RRegulation If you liked that one you should check out my dunks on #MAGA trolls.
• Feb 5, 2018 3:38 AM@ElstonGunn05 Sorry, I keep forgetting that Trump was a decent human being a year ago.
• Feb 5, 2018 3:31 AM@ElstonGunn05 Tom Brady had a #MAGA hat on display in his locker. Can’t put that racist toothpaste back in the tube.
• Feb 5, 2018 3:25 AM@ElstonGunn05 Not the quarterback of the Patriots, Elston.
• Feb 5, 2018 3:18 AMI love watching #MAGA hat-wearing Trump BFFs lose. #SBLII
• Feb 5, 2018 3:06 AMRT @electrolemon: nobody at my house cares about football but we’re all sweating and cheering because we hate tom brady
• Feb 5, 2018 3:03 AMOMG OMG OMG
• Feb 5, 2018 2:58 AMMy Dad is shouting at the TV right now. #SBLII
• Feb 5, 2018 2:53 AMNo punts intended. #SBLII
• Feb 5, 2018 2:51 AMThis game is exhausting. #SuperBowlLll
• Feb 5, 2018 2:44 AM@sarahjeong https://t.co/MdMZYMg073
• Feb 5, 2018 2:33 AMI hate this part of Patriots games. #SBLll
• Feb 5, 2018 1:14 AMRT @landonhowell: “Oh. Oh no.” -Dodge social media team
• Feb 5, 2018 1:10 AMRT @burritojustice: these kickers would still miss in zero g https://t.co/97FU7uw3OR
• Feb 5, 2018 1:07 AMRT @KenJennings: You call that play for one reason: to make NBC keep replaying the Brady drop
• Feb 5, 2018 1:04 AMHoly shit...razzle dazzle *plus* throwing shade on Tom Brady's catching ability. #SBLII
• Feb 5, 2018 1:02 AMRT @BadgerFootball: You: “Dang! That James White guy!” Us: “Yep... he went to Wisconsin” You: “Yoooo... Corey Clement!” Us: “Yep... went…
• Feb 5, 2018 1:00 AMRT @MedcalfByESPN: The Wisconsin RB Factory
• Feb 5, 2018 12:51 AMRT @electrolemon: I’ve driven a Dodge RAM with the best towing capacity in its class, to the mountaintop!
• Feb 5, 2018 12:41 AMRT @dschonbe: 10 seconds of dead air! @nbcbayarea @SNFonNBC
• Feb 5, 2018 12:40 AM@dschonbe @nbcbayarea @SNFonNBC Yup!
• Feb 5, 2018 12:27 AMRT @sal_castaneda: The whole world is like: Jimmy G catches that pass. 😂
• Feb 5, 2018 12:12 AMThis XFL is actually pretty good.
• Feb 5, 2018 12:11 AMReplay that!!!
• Feb 5, 2018 12:09 AMRT @meganamram: At the intermission of musicals there should be a very short football game
• Feb 5, 2018 12:07 AMRT @byjoelanderson: man, i thought tom was doomed. but nope. it was damn near a metaphor for his career.
• Feb 4, 2018 11:59 PMhttps://t.co/PQuP3YNB3i 🎥
• Feb 4, 2018 11:58 PMWoah!
• Feb 4, 2018 11:56 PMRT @akpix: Super Bowl sunset this evening north of #Duluth #Minnesota https://t.co/C37WRJlc5R 📷
• Feb 4, 2018 11:50 PMSigh.
• Feb 4, 2018 11:40 PMIt’s pretty cool that one of the Sam Adams brewers works weekends as the Defensive Coordinator for the Patriots. #SBLII
• Feb 4, 2018 11:30 PM#TeamBirdname
• Feb 4, 2018 11:26 PMReally trying not to make this game into something it isn’t, but I really want the Eagles to beat these #MAGA fuckheads. https://t.co/T3WPh… 🎥
• Feb 4, 2018 10:58 PMGot the last bag of tortilla chips at our Safeway™. Seems Big Corn leaves money on the table by incorrectly forecasting #SuperBowl demand.
• Feb 4, 2018 8:42 PM@PreetBharara Same here. And I never even at-mentioned him. Like a pro-active bubble defense or something.
• Feb 4, 2018 6:47 PMSo far the Eagles’s defense is doing great. #SBLII https://t.co/AhnsLyB4Mu 📷
• Feb 4, 2018 6:32 PMRT @MobyLives: Hope somebody takes a knee today #ImWithKap https://t.co/vXyWqik7bK 📷
• Feb 4, 2018 6:08 PMRT @ASlavitt: @LibyaLiberty The days are agonizingly long. And the years are painfully short (a point I’m sure has been made since the Ston…
• Feb 4, 2018 5:21 PMRT @ScottLinnen: Atlas Shrugged, Then Deleted
• Feb 4, 2018 3:54 PMHeading out for a chill 5K with a few thousand friends. https://t.co/s10tMgGcsR 📷
• Feb 4, 2018 2:54 PMRT @igb: Trump expected to sign an executive order this Sunday declaring the New Jersey Generals winner of the Super Bowl.
• Feb 4, 2018 2:23 PMRT @headius: If I freeze my bottle of water, can I bring it through security?
• Feb 4, 2018 6:10 AM@slyphon ...and then there’s the potentially world-ending combo of malice *and* ineptitude.
• Feb 4, 2018 5:40 AM#JLoNOW https://t.co/ZRnXD5TYVp
• Feb 4, 2018 3:19 AMRT @ZachWeiner: I have this idea for a book called The White Swan. It's about how longterm trends tend to hold, and how common events are v…
• Feb 3, 2018 11:16 PMA chill run through the canyon on a hot day. https://t.co/uXvFC22Cq2 📷
• Feb 3, 2018 6:12 AMRT @peterhartlaub: ESPN captures the moment when @Warriors GM Bob Myers realizes that he never saw his dad and Santa Claus in the same room…
• Feb 3, 2018 5:55 AM@gpapilion @roach What the hell is a "security robot"?
• Feb 3, 2018 1:27 AMEnding a warm and sunny day in San Francisco with ice-cream and Dolores Park. https://t.co/3u9fc1GcVp 📷
• Feb 2, 2018 9:12 PMRT @sarahjeong: It won’t be quite the same as Oracle v Google (long time passion of mine if you can believe it) but this one is already a s…
• Feb 2, 2018 8:33 PMRT @UberEng: Introducing the premium full-archive search endpoint - @TwitterEng https://t.co/hM7I8Hbljh
• Feb 2, 2018 8:22 PMRT @KenJennings: *trying to take a baby into a bar* this is my emotional support human
• Feb 2, 2018 6:55 PM@jayholler @srw I used to be way into Ether but I've since converted to New Manhattan. https://t.co/9sxVrm4myp 📷
• Feb 2, 2018 5:50 PMDemocracy dies waiting for an overloaded server to return a document. https://t.co/J8AmGYhLQp 📷
• Feb 2, 2018 4:12 PM@SFBART none of the exiting turnstiles working at 16th. Everyone forced to exit through swinging door.
• Feb 2, 2018 3:10 PMRIP democracy and the appropriate use of capitalization. https://t.co/G7SYWWUusf
• Feb 2, 2018 2:56 PMRT @naval: "Consensus" is just another way of saying "average."
• Feb 2, 2018 6:13 AMPostmates, but for local bookstores.
• Feb 2, 2018 5:34 AM"Not a lot of schools or streets named for Joe McCarthy." - James Comey https://t.co/OuA73FdxUf 🎥
• Feb 2, 2018 5:32 AMRT @Comey: All should appreciate the FBI speaking up. I wish more of our leaders would. But take heart: American history shows that, in the…
• Feb 2, 2018 4:34 AM@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell "The greatest nostalgia is that for what has never truly been."
• Feb 2, 2018 2:04 AM@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell No I haven’t read books by this person.
• Feb 2, 2018 2:03 AM@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell I’m not sure how you arrived at that number Don. Immigrants on the whole put mor…
• Feb 2, 2018 12:59 AMJuly 5, 1999: "Java I/O" by Elliotte Rusty Harold https://t.co/9VxMjIkvrO
• Feb 2, 2018 12:44 AMRT @miguelrios: Well Peter, feel free to stay west of Dumbarton. https://t.co/zFsjkzyaor
• Feb 2, 2018 12:40 AMRT @Blackbirds: With the help of @artnoirco, we partnered with artist @DomDuro for a new #WallForACause installation @TwitterNYC. See how…
• Feb 2, 2018 12:38 AM@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell So make immigration cheaper (free?) and faster? I'm all in for that.
• Feb 2, 2018 12:37 AM@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell Eventually #MAGA "Conservatives" drop the pretense of law and show their true na…
• Feb 2, 2018 12:36 AM@larryhouse @dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell Sorry buddy, but rules, laws, documents...all meaningless without people (mostly…
• Feb 2, 2018 12:26 AM@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell Anyway, I'm glad we've moved on from "legal" vs. "illegal" to the root of the is…
• Feb 2, 2018 12:23 AM@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell What were you expecting to get other than more fellow citizens helping make Amer…
• Feb 2, 2018 12:22 AM@dmcnulty60 @larryhouse @deeano2 @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell I gotta saya folks, you seem to have an unrealistic view of who immigrants reall…
• Feb 2, 2018 12:21 AM@dmcnulty60 @larryhouse @deeano2 @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell My immigrant wife is a computer scientist. My immigrant brother-in-law is an eng…
• Feb 2, 2018 12:19 AM@dmcnulty60 @larryhouse @deeano2 @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell Immigrants are how we get more teachers, doctors, nurses, officers of the law, a…
• Feb 2, 2018 12:15 AM@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell And your worry about "assimilation" for immigrants, the need for an "ebb and flo…
• Feb 2, 2018 12:15 AM@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell Yet you seem opposed to changing the law to make Dreamers citizens now. Clearly …
• Feb 2, 2018 12:15 AM@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell Well what is it Don? Earlier in our discussion you claimed it was "illegal" immi…
• Feb 2, 2018 12:05 AM@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell It seems pretty clear that increased immigration (legal or not) is what you don'…
• Feb 2, 2018 12:05 AM@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell I'm sorry Don, but that is nonsense. And we've come a long way from your concern…
• Feb 1, 2018 11:45 PM@v2app landscape
• Feb 1, 2018 10:46 PM@kdspaul "think" is a very generous way of describing what happens in @MattWalshBlog's brain
• Feb 1, 2018 10:44 PMRT @Hawaii_EMA: Reminder only. Statewide siren test today Feb. 1, 2018 at 11:45 a.m.
• Feb 1, 2018 10:06 PM@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell That's because of...immigration? I don't follow.
• Feb 1, 2018 6:32 PM@DonaldJTrumpJr The mind boggles at how bad your family is for America.
• Feb 1, 2018 6:20 PMhttps://t.co/aIEDWHeAbp 🎥
• Feb 1, 2018 6:18 PM@egd https://t.co/oQUKzc366G 🎥
• Feb 1, 2018 6:16 PMWhen teens say "Have a cool Yule!" (as I'm told they do) they unknowingly give "props" to Germanic paganism, not Jesus. Not "cool" at all! …
• Feb 1, 2018 6:03 PM@tedd4u Yeah, the ad and user block/supression/notwant features could use some fixin'.
• Feb 1, 2018 5:51 PM@mokomull @tmcarr @asaulys Shareholder value isn't gonna maximize itself.
• Feb 1, 2018 5:15 PM@tedd4u Yeah, though I'm guessing this is more about preventing my tweets from showing up in an algorithmic TL.
• Feb 1, 2018 5:01 PM@44 Or perhaps it's a side-effect of algorithmic TLs showing highly-engaged content to folks who find it offensive.
• Feb 1, 2018 4:56 PM@44 My interactions with the dude in the past have been mostly chill AFAICT https://t.co/uDRVcwcOwp
• Feb 1, 2018 4:56 PM@44 No clue...my best guess is that one of my random promoted-tweet/account experiments may have been annoying.
• Feb 1, 2018 4:50 PM¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/H8djeEGaYG 📷
• Feb 1, 2018 4:16 PM@tmcarr @asaulys There isn't enough of it close to my desk.
• Feb 1, 2018 3:00 PMRT @SFBART: Expect delays on the Warms Springs and Fremont line during the morning commute. We need to single track between South Hayward a…
• Feb 1, 2018 9:40 AM@Azure XML. The answer is XML.
• Feb 1, 2018 5:38 AMRT @SethAbramson: If you don't believe Trump would precipitate a cataclysmic war on the Korean Peninsula to distract from the Russia invest…
• Feb 1, 2018 5:28 AM@thomashawk @Flickr Worth a quick check of your Cellular Data preferences...I often forget to turn it back on after international/roaming t…
• Feb 1, 2018 5:16 AMRT @Gorneaux: Outer Sunset - the edge of the world #sf https://t.co/xtpnQJPzLp 📷
• Feb 1, 2018 5:11 AMRT @neontaster: The real reason Elon Musk is selling flamethrowers is that they're the most humane way to kill people who get turned inside…
• Feb 1, 2018 4:51 AMRT @csix: lolll a friend saw Kerr taking BART today https://t.co/Asp1cfnfw4 📷
• Feb 1, 2018 4:44 AMRT @yschimke: Which idiot called it an Allen Key and not a Shelfie Stick https://t.co/n3a9r1vmTi 📷
• Feb 1, 2018 4:33 AMI mean regular @greenberg is funny @greenberg too, but I appreciate the thematic consistency.
• Feb 1, 2018 4:33 AMBiblical @greenberg is funny @greenberg. https://t.co/231ipqnNy4
• Feb 1, 2018 2:43 AMRT @SFBART: Yes! The board will be awarding a contract in the next few months and then we need to roll it out. We’ll have a better estimate…
• Feb 1, 2018 1:54 AMRT @headius: Weirdest Ruby language feature... GO!
• Feb 1, 2018 12:32 AM@stumpf @asaulys https://t.co/eTd9Svz4bj 🎥