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Apr 30, 2018 9:46 PM
RT @burritojustice: on the way to intercept #TotalMuni2018 I got to exit at my favorite BART station rocky and stark / you’re at Glen Park…
Apr 30, 2018 7:27 PM
RT @SimoneGiertz: https://t.co/G27ukIlaKD
Apr 30, 2018 7:18 PM
RT @theddeadshow: Lando putting it down | #TurningMan @baldfacelodge | 🎥: @BVTBarber | @Mark_Landvik https://t.co/JOve6XpxG0
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Apr 30, 2018 4:27 PM
Getting this right seems like *the* hardest thing for folks when planning.
Apr 30, 2018 3:51 PM
"A genuinely effective indicator will cover the *output* of the work unit and not simply the *activity* involved." - Andy Grove
Apr 30, 2018 1:56 PM
@christhalinger It seems to be working. 🤔
Apr 30, 2018 1:51 PM
@anildash D3
Apr 30, 2018 1:51 PM
RT @jachristian: Making our way up from the Montgomery Metro station as we begin to tackle our Market Street Madness leg of #TotalMuni2018…
Apr 30, 2018 1:26 PM
RT @sfmta_muni: #TotalMuni2018 is ON! Send us your pics if you spot @hknightsf & @peterhartlaub during your ride around the city. https://t…
Apr 30, 2018 5:00 AM
@ianisqatsibot 💕
Apr 30, 2018 4:43 AM
RT @metaforgotten: We should totally do this. https://t.co/yI1WytTWgV
Apr 30, 2018 4:42 AM
RT @peterhartlaub: I'm posting our route for Monday's #TotalMuni2018 endeavor. As I try to get to sleep for my 2:30 a.m. wakeup call - fol…
Apr 30, 2018 4:39 AM
Shout out and good luck to @peterhartlaub and @hknightsf for tomorrow’s #TotalMuni2018!
Apr 30, 2018 4:25 AM
RT @jonnysun: i clap when a plane lands for the same reason i clap after a movie ends or realy after any event at all: just glad to not be…
Apr 30, 2018 3:43 AM
@mikeindustries Summer of ‘92 I heard "Dyslexic Heart" for the first time while standing in the checkout line of the @risd bookstore. Mind …
Apr 30, 2018 3:42 AM
@mikeindustries That said, that soundtrack was how I discovered Westerberg/The Replacements.
Apr 30, 2018 3:37 AM
@mikeindustries He’s too damn good of a songwriter, and arguably a different generation and different genre than the subjects of the film.
Apr 30, 2018 3:37 AM
@mikeindustries I’m not saying it’s a bad movie, and early ‘90s Seattle music changed the world...but why put Westerberg on the soundtrack?
Apr 30, 2018 3:24 AM
"Always punch down." - @therealroseanne https://t.co/TMNZatCIkJ
Apr 30, 2018 3:20 AM
The best thing about that 1992 movie about Seattle were the songs on the soundtrack by the guy from Minneapolis.
Apr 30, 2018 2:59 AM
RT @cbcnewsbc: U.S. snowboarder Brock Crouch survives burying by avalanche near Whistler https://t.co/7Cap8CFGh1 https://t.co/EMgr8cnpdy
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Apr 29, 2018 11:52 PM
@peterhartlaub @sfchronicle Good luck!!! My dad (@CGregoryBrown) and I are working on a #TotalMuni goal over N *years*. We’ll be cheering …
Apr 29, 2018 11:42 PM
YIMBY in the streets. NIMBY in the sheets.
Apr 29, 2018 11:31 PM
Nobody likes SUPs. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/gmc0QVSrXK
Apr 29, 2018 11:15 PM
RT @sarahclazarus: the meanest thing michelle wolf did was making sarah huckabee sanders watch someone be good at their job
Apr 29, 2018 11:14 PM
RT @kathygriffin: A) Ok I have some thoughts on @michelleisawolf's act and the reaction to it from members of the press and other DC inside…
Apr 29, 2018 9:58 PM
@TonyPrintezis @Kyrodistillery I'd be happy to pit @StGeorgeSpirits's "Terroir" head-to-head against it in a G&T mix-off.
Apr 29, 2018 8:56 PM
@mjduigou @fnnch Me too!!!
Apr 29, 2018 8:30 PM
Spotted this excellent @fnnch piece in Diamond Heights/Noe on the way back from soccer. https://t.co/a48XZlHlnx
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Apr 29, 2018 7:09 PM
#GlenParkFestival https://t.co/C9X2TywVT2
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Apr 29, 2018 4:47 AM
RT @SarahKSilverman: I wish there was someone there in that moment to immediately say, “how so?” when he says these insane things. He is ne…
Apr 29, 2018 4:40 AM
@WhiteHouse @POTUS Hey @Scavino45 and/or @DanScavino...this seems to have been written by a racist junior-high schooler.
Apr 29, 2018 4:26 AM
@seanspicer Dude, our *country* is a disgrace, thanks to you and the snakepit of mediocre opportunists enabling @realDonaldTrump.
Apr 29, 2018 4:01 AM
RT @dark_shark: Cornell's Macaulay Library: a scientific archive of 150,000 bird calls and animal sounds #photos #audio #files https://t.co…
Apr 29, 2018 3:52 AM
@Scavino45 @realDonaldTrump @POTUS What happened?
Apr 29, 2018 3:05 AM
Paging @mikecvet, @TonyPrintezis, & @msilver. https://t.co/g3duGkqIX7
Apr 29, 2018 2:47 AM
RT @aedwardslevy: another term for "exes" is "bae-sian priors"
Apr 29, 2018 2:42 AM
RT @squeegeebot: https://t.co/FDVh3JIndb
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Apr 29, 2018 12:15 AM
@gpapilion @sparhawk @AahnaBrown Like 1h20m, but 15 mins of it are intermission. Each scene is short. Only one person had to be taken away …
Apr 28, 2018 11:57 PM
RT @1followernodad: 😩 drag me to hell Michelle https://t.co/dCgKzp4qss
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Apr 28, 2018 11:06 PM
@sparhawk @AahnaBrown It’s mercifully short but ruthless in its relentless merchandising.
Apr 28, 2018 8:58 PM
"To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering." - Friedrich Nietzsche https://t.co/5Mh8xm11Un
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Apr 28, 2018 7:53 PM
@MkHeck @united What was the lightning strike like?
Apr 28, 2018 6:12 PM
Current classical music status. https://t.co/c4hTfhlom1
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Apr 28, 2018 2:40 PM
RT @bznotes: Docusign was founded in 2003, and just went public. Sonos was founded in 2002, and just filed confidentially for an IPO. T…
Apr 28, 2018 2:27 PM
RT @burtonsnowboard: New mom @kimmyfasani is back on the hill, already bringing Koa along on their first splitboard mission together. "By s…
Apr 28, 2018 2:22 PM
@timoreilly "The Computational Beauty of Nature"
Apr 28, 2018 4:14 AM
RT @CGregoryBrown: A great company with superb leadership and cutting edge technology! https://t.co/MH1YA1AiMk
Apr 28, 2018 1:56 AM
@stumpf and @igb’s tweets at the top of your timeline, as they should be
Apr 28, 2018 1:56 AM
@nus @stumpf https://t.co/seVNP399fq
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Apr 28, 2018 1:05 AM
RT @skilldrick: such an embarrassment https://t.co/NQiW8A79Zy
Apr 27, 2018 11:23 PM
.@Ity and @thenayudu slaying the crowd it at #TeaTime!!! #EngEffectivenessNeedsACustomHashTag https://t.co/defzdsDVKX
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Apr 27, 2018 8:20 PM
RT @madeleine: I'm at @twitter headquarters today talking, not tweeting, about #fascismawarning. https://t.co/M7qzmbY5Uh
Apr 27, 2018 7:34 PM
RT @AmosGoldbaum: New Excelsior shirts! This Saturday on Valencia and 20th, Sunday at the Glen Park Festival and on the website now! https…
Apr 27, 2018 7:22 PM
@jonlovett @rosadelauro Wake up sheeple! This is the real #pizzagate!
Apr 27, 2018 4:29 PM
A smart play for Google would be to create a registry/syndication service for podcasts to upload curated discovery & subscription metadata.…
Apr 27, 2018 1:43 PM
Congratulations to @pgarg and the folks at @DocuSign on today’s $DOCU IPO!
Apr 27, 2018 1:27 PM
RT @JamesGleick: Which is stronger: the need to destroy evidence or the hoarding instinct?
Apr 27, 2018 12:17 PM
RT @tweetsauce: Whoa! There's an @0 (zero)! Also, the last number-@ (and largest possible on Twitter) is @999999999999999
Apr 27, 2018 12:17 PM
RT @tweetsauce: Alphabetically, the first user on Twitter is @a and the last is @zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Apr 27, 2018 5:47 AM
@flaviowbrasil https://t.co/gCvjHlwF18
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Apr 27, 2018 4:08 AM
RT @MrTomEsquire: We're hiring more Senior Software Engineers @TwitterSeattle, building Ads Measurement. 📈 Join a critical team at Twitter,…
Apr 27, 2018 3:59 AM
RT @danprimack: Peter Teal https://t.co/Gv4Rr9zP7I
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Apr 27, 2018 3:52 AM
RT @OReillyAnimals: Yes, the O'Reilly "Animal Lady" is retiring, but the O'Reilly animals are not. I hope that tech folks will continue to…
Apr 27, 2018 3:35 AM
@gkossakowski It is a pretty good book though.
Apr 27, 2018 1:34 AM
RT @TwitterParents: Thank you #TwitterKids for making #BYKTWD one of the best days of the year and a huge thanks to those who help make thi…
Apr 27, 2018 12:03 AM
RT @WPR: UPDATE: Evacuations continue as the city of Superior has declared a state of emergency https://t.co/3auKyHEZis https://t.co/ssrZs3…
Apr 26, 2018 11:29 PM
RT @superlinguo: @sarahmei I want a perfect red nail polish called Ruby on Nails 💅
Apr 26, 2018 11:29 PM
@dschobel hell is other people’s build tools
Apr 26, 2018 11:25 PM
@tmcarr @mokomull @Twitter @AahnaBrown @TwitterParents Talk to @bgingold. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Apr 26, 2018 10:50 PM
It was a really fun #BYKTWD, @Twitter, but after 5 hours it’s finally time for @AahnaBrown to turn in her badge. https://t.co/e4q7EIZ1NB
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Apr 26, 2018 1:48 PM
RT @jvreeland26: Doesn’t this imply that he already has a dragon to turn into a cyborg dragon? I’d just like to see the dragon if that’s co…
Apr 26, 2018 1:44 PM
RT @prchovanec: This is like an SNL skit, but real. https://t.co/ueC0JRwB6W
Apr 26, 2018 3:10 AM
RT @SFBART: We are getting ready to roll in East Contra Costa County. BART to Antioch service begins May 26th. A community celebration will…
Apr 26, 2018 3:08 AM
RT @davidhogg111: We should pay our politicians the same amount as our teachers both jobs are just as important. If you say that’s not enou…
Apr 26, 2018 2:05 AM
@jpd @Twitter @SFBART So does Twitter.
Apr 26, 2018 1:42 AM
@jpd There’s a Venn diagram somewhere out there showing the intersection of sentences that describe @twitter and @SFBART.
Apr 25, 2018 10:27 PM
Worst. Feedback loop. Ever. https://t.co/C08mRnbgKm
Apr 25, 2018 4:52 PM
The only thing that could make me like using Concur any less than I already do would be to change the name to "SAP Concur".
Apr 25, 2018 4:40 PM
RT @ClarusDogcow: Conway's law Rules Everything Around Me
Apr 25, 2018 3:38 PM
RT @DanJackson415: “Twitter is making good on its pledge to fight the persistent problems of spam, bots, harassment, and misinformation tha…
Apr 25, 2018 3:00 PM
RT @grvmpybean: i get high on: ⚪️ life ⚪️ drugs 🔘 that part in come on eileen where it slows down and then speeds up
Apr 25, 2018 2:08 PM
@synecadelic @herval https://t.co/k8uo7H2I2N
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Apr 25, 2018 1:46 PM
RT @morganhousel: Bezos on listening to customer complaints: "The thing I have noticed is when the anecdotes and the data disagree, the a…
Apr 25, 2018 1:39 PM
RT @daveaitel: What d&d game is this from? https://t.co/SwQuvfA2Qd
Apr 25, 2018 5:04 AM
RT @kvox: From the "it's getting real" department: Here's my book cover, and preorder page (https://t.co/ZWVAmbG7dH) - ! Meanwhile, I'm s…
Apr 25, 2018 4:55 AM
@laebshade No money right now but I’ll cut you in on 1% equity if we use any of those names. ;-)
Apr 25, 2018 4:49 AM
Nobody tell @Benioff. https://t.co/38jwhvsuvV
Apr 25, 2018 4:03 AM
RT @keating: We are looking for a fantastic lawyer with deep policy and internet law experience to join our team. Come join us! https://t.…
Apr 25, 2018 2:38 AM
RT @worrydream: collidescope https://t.co/PoWYDMvflQ
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Apr 25, 2018 1:33 AM
@herval You are gonna have to wait for the pivot to find out.
Apr 25, 2018 1:32 AM
@tedd4u @heyjoshua https://t.co/MsCD7kV0Hj
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Apr 24, 2018 9:20 PM
RT @TravRice: A ripping little line from Japan. 60 seconds on the screen but lines like this, especially in Japan, take weeks sometimes. Pa…
Apr 24, 2018 8:45 PM
RT @thecitosuarez: the weirdest and most satisfying video on earth https://t.co/EpqtblATOO
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Apr 24, 2018 8:38 PM
RT @KarthikKatooru: QOTD "There is no cold data anymore, because .. GDPR"
Apr 24, 2018 6:18 PM
@jvreeland26 What idiot called it "nighttime" instead of "unsunscribe".
Apr 24, 2018 4:56 PM
@djpardis Im gonna go with "hypo sitch" from here on out.
Apr 24, 2018 4:51 PM
TIL: "hypo" as shorthand for "hypothetical situation".
Apr 24, 2018 4:10 PM
Angel Investors: I’m currently seeking seed capital for a startup to leave skateboards littered across SF sidewalks. DMs are open.
Apr 24, 2018 1:25 PM
RT @mcpb: Well I finally did it. I asked my friends who I define by not asking for anything to share this jam so it would catch on. Thanks…
Apr 24, 2018 5:40 AM
@leslieberland 😭 https://t.co/6Cck9MBLhI
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Apr 24, 2018 4:40 AM
RT @JuddLegum: This has been fun but I'd like to get off now, thanks. https://t.co/GOGyQtXfvI
Apr 24, 2018 4:37 AM
@sharonw @HonestlyJon please tell me there’s at least one supervisor out there whose origin story is based in a bad public transportation e…
Apr 24, 2018 4:20 AM
@arrdem 🤔 https://t.co/HlP8oD1YHn
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Apr 24, 2018 4:18 AM
RT @TwitterTogether: We are excited to host @WomenWhoCode at @TwitterSF this Saturday, April 28th for a day filled with inspirational speak…
Apr 24, 2018 4:06 AM
@satanjeev 😭🌳
Apr 24, 2018 2:22 AM
RT @coreyspowell: Wow wow: Dust, stars, and cosmic rays swirling around Comet 67P, captured by the @ESA_Rosetta probe (+ amazing processing…
Apr 24, 2018 1:46 AM
Current Dolores Park status. https://t.co/KNEJUZ6Mop
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Apr 23, 2018 10:45 PM
RT @brianstelter: George H.W. Bush was hospitalized just hours after his wife's funeral, @jamiegangel reports on CNN. Now "he is in intensi…
Apr 23, 2018 9:10 PM
I have discovered a truly remarkable refutation of your bullshit which this Google Doc comment window is to narrow to display legibly.
Apr 23, 2018 7:25 PM
RT @cureffi: Spent my Saturday trying unsuccessfully to train a neural network to discriminate food from non-food objects. https://t.co/R5X…
Apr 23, 2018 7:05 PM
RT @DonMacAskill: So excited to collaborate and grow the priceless world treasure that is CC-licensed work at @Flickr, especially the Flick…
Apr 23, 2018 5:33 PM
RT @tweetsoutloud: Earth, today, by Himawari-8. Enjoy it, it’s the best planet, because the rest of them will try to kill you. Happy #Ea…
Apr 23, 2018 4:35 PM
RT @AoDespair: That the man or woman who invented this structure so that children could hurl themselves relentlessly through space while un…
Apr 23, 2018 4:10 PM
RT @ApacheMesos: Contribute to the documentation and connect with the Apache Mesos community! Our next Doc-a-thon is coming up in May and w…
Apr 23, 2018 3:42 PM
RT @naveen: once you sign your 534th document in the month of April alone the "old way", you realize what a good and much-needed product @d…
Apr 23, 2018 12:50 AM
@CGregoryBrown relevant to your interests. https://t.co/s0I2XvlsS9
Apr 22, 2018 10:54 PM
Up until I saw the recent coverage of the newly open-sourced FoundationDB, I’d always assumed that Apple’s storage tier was FileMaker Pro.
Apr 22, 2018 9:38 PM
RT @TheBrutalArtist: JG Ballard knew. Even in 1977, he knew. https://t.co/O9gtrHoP4d
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Apr 22, 2018 8:43 PM
Hey @Scavino45, your bot seems to be stuck tweeting the same thing over & over. Probably a char encoding issue in your dupe detection. http…
Apr 22, 2018 6:18 PM
@mathowie It’s the latest game from the developer’s of Myst. It’s available now via Steam.
Apr 22, 2018 6:17 PM
Nothing like an early morning beer (or, in @CGregoryBrown’s case, a Bloody Mary) after a 10K. https://t.co/mbQorkn2Mm
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Apr 22, 2018 12:53 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Nerds talking about JVMs and machine learning.
Apr 22, 2018 4:46 AM
@Raheelk @DelhiAirport I mean I also like the old PDX carpets so my aesthetic judgement is, overall, questionable.
Apr 22, 2018 4:42 AM
RT @sparhawk: Someone in my neighborhood bought an autonomous car https://t.co/DKMMfhU1Mn
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Apr 22, 2018 4:41 AM
@Raheelk @DelhiAirport I like the carpets. I *don’t like* the five-mile walk from each gate to the main terminal.
Apr 22, 2018 1:55 AM
RT @cproppe: My bike was stolen (or borrowed?) from Library Saturday. I’ve been carrying this painting around like Frodo’s ring for 2 years…
Apr 22, 2018 12:37 AM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Pretty crazy that Trump has never treated a woman more respectfully than today when he didn’t attend one’s funeral.
Apr 21, 2018 11:43 PM
@skilldrick Really? Cause all I can hear is a bunch of mice and a four-year old singing "Cinderelly! Cinderelly!".
Apr 21, 2018 11:36 PM
#RecordStoreDay https://t.co/oUjL5G8smo
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Apr 21, 2018 6:48 PM
RT @jonnysun: ad for vacations: how would you like to feel extremely tired somewhere else
Apr 21, 2018 6:22 PM
RT @chick_in_kiev: i friggin love this soviet poster that just says "There is no god!" https://t.co/Wz7y4e37qS
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Apr 21, 2018 6:06 PM
RT @Pinboard: I've been fundraising for nine candidates, and so far the DCCC has tried to kneecap at least five of them. Fortunately they'r…
Apr 21, 2018 1:25 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Fascist kakistocratic nihilism, reified as a petulant 71 year-old, screams as it pretends to drive a big truck.
Apr 21, 2018 6:35 AM
Well put, @thomashawk. I too "have much more faith in @SmugMug running @Flickr than I do @verizon." https://t.co/DoHckhjQUa
Apr 21, 2018 5:55 AM
@apelad I'm sorry to hear that, Adam. Our condolences to you and your family, and thank you for sharing that poem.
Apr 21, 2018 4:31 AM
Trump is apparently live-tweeting his legal team’s brainstorming session. https://t.co/aaHsAtXeQn
Apr 21, 2018 1:23 AM
RT @CodeWisdom: "Weeks of coding can save you hours of planning." - Unknown
Apr 21, 2018 12:05 AM
RT @Flickr: Together is where photographers belong! We’re thrilled to announce that Flickr will be joining @SmugMug to create the world’s b…
Apr 20, 2018 11:26 PM
@J_ Nah, just a new laptop. Had to move from an Air to an MBP because Scala. https://t.co/j2pMsv4rs2
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Apr 20, 2018 10:50 PM
@realDonaldTrump If all your lawyers are in jail, who is going to sue the Democrats? /cc:@Trump
Apr 20, 2018 9:33 PM
RT @thomashawk: .@Flickr bought by @SmugMug https://t.co/EHa7GmOAg3
Apr 20, 2018 8:28 PM
RT @melvillehouse: I can't feel my face. *realizes I’m just running my hands over a book cover with a beautiful matte finish.* Ah, ok.
Apr 20, 2018 8:23 PM
@TonyPrintezis @JawbreakerBand @baldfacelodge @spitfirewheels @Foursquare @Twitter @ApacheAurora @BLUEBIRDWAX @WomenWhoCode https://t.co/l…
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Apr 20, 2018 8:08 PM
@mrp @BatteryVentures I once worked at a company with, like, 7 CTOs. True story.
Apr 20, 2018 6:36 PM
RT @john_overholt: I’m a fan of his early work myself. https://t.co/CZ6tzGnHfV
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Apr 20, 2018 6:14 PM
RT @firepile: Me when twitter is broken https://t.co/3A9s6xarCf
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Apr 20, 2018 5:06 PM
I’m gonna miss this laptop. https://t.co/epSEVgmLUW
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Apr 20, 2018 2:57 PM
That’s a first. https://t.co/uTv43ATMjw
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Apr 20, 2018 12:44 PM
@marsanfra The joy and anticipation of each new day as a manager?
Apr 20, 2018 5:26 AM
So @okta et al. have solved SSO & provisioning across multiple web apps...now how do we unify OOO responses across @gmail, @Jira, etc.?
Apr 20, 2018 5:19 AM
@SteveNahm @kurrik Not on my watch. I play for team immutability. :-)
Apr 20, 2018 5:10 AM
@SteveNahm @kurrik Something something safe harbor statement.
Apr 20, 2018 5:01 AM
@anangel87 @jonfavs @rezaaslan *stops everything to go read memos*
Apr 20, 2018 4:54 AM
@jonfavs @rezaaslan Wait what?
Apr 20, 2018 4:09 AM
RT @john_overholt: One of the most visually striking books in the history of chemistry shows how various compounds leave an identifiable si…
Apr 20, 2018 4:04 AM
RT @java: #GraalVM 1.0 Gives Developers a Speedy Polyglot Runtime--And Helps Twitter Save Money @christhalinger @ypoirier https://t.co/…
Apr 20, 2018 4:02 AM
Narrator: The Witch Hunt would continue. https://t.co/ctr3UiE87e
Apr 20, 2018 3:12 AM
@MkHeck Mark.
Apr 20, 2018 3:11 AM
@reaghanhunt This is a perfect tweet.
Apr 20, 2018 3:10 AM
RT @reaghanhunt: thats because you’re 14 years old https://t.co/BPwHo4sXFp
Apr 20, 2018 3:04 AM
@theatrus Wow! I’m currently at 899.
Apr 20, 2018 3:00 AM
@theatrus is partially to blame for this tweet.
Apr 20, 2018 2:48 AM
What idiot called it "software updates are being applied" instead of a "Jamf session"?
Apr 20, 2018 2:23 AM
@isaach @Medium for the Enterprise *would* be pretty rad. Or just a marginally better @Confluence.
Apr 20, 2018 2:18 AM
@peterseibel How do I file a bug against the @dccc?
Apr 20, 2018 1:13 AM
This is pretty rad...@birdandbeckett has a live jazz series based on Italo Calvino's "Cosmicomics" starting tonight! https://t.co/7YnSkswk0h
Apr 19, 2018 11:19 PM
@msilver @mokomull https://t.co/7lRJkGTQGz
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Apr 19, 2018 10:25 PM
RT @Nas: 24 years later!! A new version of illmatic with the National Symphony Orchestra. Vinyl available at https://t.co/MLQmT8alyO #illma…
Apr 19, 2018 10:16 PM
RT @XplodingUnicorn: Me: What did you do at school today? 5-year-old: Learned about dragons. Me: Your class learned about dragons? 5: I…
Apr 19, 2018 9:57 PM
RT @kurrik: Small brain: Twitter’s 11% stock surge was due to the Morgan Stanley upgrade Bigger brain: Kanye's return to Twitter was the re…
Apr 19, 2018 9:42 PM
Like shitty lawyer moths to a flaming garbage dumpster. https://t.co/LAbEc2hDoK
Apr 19, 2018 9:40 PM
@ftrain Oh, you mean like with a traditional pack of 52 playing cards.
Apr 19, 2018 9:39 PM
@ftrain Set?
Apr 19, 2018 8:05 PM
Twitter HQ to WFH. #lunchrun https://t.co/Y6akIW40aY
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Apr 19, 2018 6:32 PM
@SenJohnBarrasso @Scavino45 @thehill Counterpoint: the Trump admin are clueless hacks with naive worldviews that'll get a lot of of people …
Apr 19, 2018 6:01 PM
@mokomull Counterpoint. https://t.co/dp4d59pIS4
Apr 19, 2018 4:47 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: #JavaOne is no more. It's replaced by Oracle Code One. https://t.co/7AalFY9IYv
Apr 19, 2018 4:35 PM
@heyjoshua @seb_m "here", "here1", "here2", "also here"...
Apr 19, 2018 3:42 PM
Nice shoutout to @christhalinger and the #TwitterVMTeam in @forbes today for our work with the Graal JIT compiler. https://t.co/JEusAbiYn7
Apr 19, 2018 1:59 PM
What's happening? https://t.co/bCas2PHfS5
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Apr 19, 2018 1:42 PM
@sogrady "At this present time we are calling him an example of a Spontaneous Para-Causal Meteorological Phenomenon.''
Apr 19, 2018 1:23 PM
@Nicole_Cliffe Gary Oldman as George Smiley in "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy".
Apr 19, 2018 1:20 PM
RT @miguelrios: Islandwide blackout in Puerto Rico, again. Depressingly, this is the grid the island will have for a long time: fragile, un…
Apr 19, 2018 11:20 AM
RT @TonyPrintezis: 4/18/2018 BA212 BOS -> LHR on G-CIVM (B744) Timelapse of the take-off from Logan's 33L with a beautiful view of downtown…
Apr 19, 2018 11:18 AM
RT @anamariecox: The phrase "breeding concept" is ridiculous enough that we might get distracted from how Trump is using white supremacists…
Apr 19, 2018 11:16 AM
RT @flaviowbrasil: It's carefully crafted to avoid allocations and facilitate the work of the just in time compiler. It outperforms other s…
Apr 19, 2018 11:16 AM
RT @flaviowbrasil: I'm finally ready to announce the latest open source project I've been working on based on the paper "Generalizing Monad…
Apr 19, 2018 11:15 AM
RT @flaviowbrasil: ⚡️ “Announcing Arrows” High-performance Arrow and Task in Scala https://t.co/j7k3LYN7NY
Apr 19, 2018 4:04 AM
RT @burritojustice: You reach down, you flip the Bird over on its back. The Bird lays on its back, its battery baking in the hot sun, spinn…
Apr 19, 2018 4:02 AM
RT @mattklein123: This is an amazing opportunity. Please spread the word and chat with Jill about this. I'm happy to talk about it also. ht…
Apr 19, 2018 4:02 AM
RT @JillWetzler: I'm still looking for someone who wants to come build an SRE-style org from the ground up. This is an exciting green field…
Apr 19, 2018 3:30 AM
RT @MkHeck: Titus, the Netflix container management platform, is now open source https://t.co/nVO2zOk7ch
Apr 19, 2018 12:23 AM
RT @tomgara: The NYT interviewed the least self-aware man in San Francisco, which is a very competitive title https://t.co/k6GcriiKya https…
Apr 18, 2018 10:25 PM
@UMichPets @davidjrusek @Twitter @TwitterSupport #OnWisconsin
Apr 18, 2018 10:13 PM
And people say I’m hard to shop for... https://t.co/Wt7T8wKhoD
Apr 18, 2018 10:04 PM
@seanchannel @mjduigou BART's escalators often break into repeated, back-to-back renditions of John Cage's 4′33″.
Apr 18, 2018 9:57 PM
More foot-shooting by the @dccc & @TheDemocrats. 😡 https://t.co/TEO6nWLOFR
Apr 18, 2018 9:31 PM
RT @sminero: Started a team offsite this morning with an exercise focused on crafting ground rules for the day. I thought this one was beau…
Apr 18, 2018 3:43 PM
Ride that BART escalator like it’s gonna be out of service tomorrow!
Apr 18, 2018 2:03 PM
RT @Redpeter99: Been chatting to my wife while twitter was down. She seems nice.
Apr 18, 2018 1:38 PM
RT @deepakabbot: Twitter HQ 🤔😋 https://t.co/yir7rIJsW7
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Apr 18, 2018 11:17 AM
https://t.co/UP4eKyzAW6
Apr 18, 2018 10:54 AM
RT @thedailybeast: The pilot who guided a Southwest Airlines plane to safety after part of its engine blew off at 32,000 feet was one of th…
Apr 18, 2018 10:34 AM
RT @wendchymes: I built this Twitter account with nothing but my bare hands and terrible impulse control
Apr 18, 2018 2:49 AM
RT @sinKEVitch: To say I'm honored to be a part of this amazing collection alongside so many of my artistic heroes and colleagues, doesn't…
Apr 17, 2018 11:14 PM
RT @seldo: @patrickc The average business/management book contains 95% of the useful information in the title.
Apr 17, 2018 11:10 PM
RT @polotek: I feel like the Python community relearned the most important lesson. The value is not in language features, it's in working c…
Apr 17, 2018 9:11 PM
RT @scala_lang: "Twitter is one of the companies deploying GraalVM in production already today for executing their Scala-based microservice…
Apr 17, 2018 8:11 PM
RT @NPRextra: Longtime @NPR and @WaitWait voice Carl Kasell died today. "This is a heartbreaking loss for all of us at NPR, our Member St…
Apr 17, 2018 4:03 PM
RT @OracleDevs: Eric Sedlar announces #GraalVM, an efficient, open source, multi-lingual VM. Watch the live stream from #OracleCode Boston:…
Apr 17, 2018 3:42 PM
@tmcarr @ianisqatsibot ICYMI https://t.co/ShVC3iTJcb
Apr 17, 2018 2:12 AM
https://t.co/JtYAfYVP3K
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Apr 17, 2018 1:10 AM
Good times @marsanfra, good times. /cc: @spaceriker https://t.co/WdvsVXTNnV
Apr 16, 2018 8:55 PM
RT @laurenduca: The fact that Sean Hannity has been railing against the FBI's investigation of Michael Cohen without disclosing that Michae…
Apr 16, 2018 7:02 PM
I had the weirdest dream... https://t.co/piBEeTn4BS
Apr 16, 2018 5:44 PM
RT @_ElvishPresley_: tips for spotting a narc: - refers to cocaine as "the cocaine" - introduces self as "Narc--I mean Mark" - removes mus…
Apr 16, 2018 4:38 PM
RT @LeslieBerlinSV: @igb @djpardis @birdandbeckett @evanreiser @dickc @Twitter There is a scholarly biography of Moore: https://t.co/dw06Y2…
Apr 16, 2018 3:39 PM
Point. Counterpoint. https://t.co/7nhYwIHBH4
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Apr 16, 2018 1:40 PM
RT @maggieNYT: “A willingness to engage in lies and smears on behalf of Donald Trump is a sign of loyalty that Trump treasures.” https://t.…
Apr 16, 2018 1:19 PM
That’s a lot of rain.
Apr 16, 2018 5:29 AM
@josefow @SwimLPB Its a shame that the San Bruno @SwimLPB is easier to get to for so many SF families (by car or by @SFBART) than the SF @S…
Apr 16, 2018 4:30 AM
@KernUnited @4446Mark @cindilou20 @jrockster1 @IrvinjitS @TarekFatah @stubblebuzz @karenkgoh @kcyr @spielman4DA @ParlierWard7 @Bakocom @GOP…
Apr 16, 2018 1:04 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A tired mom stands in front of a wall of animation cels.
Apr 15, 2018 9:12 PM
Monday’s SF weather forecast looks...interesting. 🌩 https://t.co/Kc9XHHkrOj
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Apr 15, 2018 6:34 AM
@aunder Sorry, that last one should be "The Blue Orchid".
Apr 15, 2018 6:31 AM
@aunder Palm Desert-wise I can recommend *avoiding* "Guillermo’s" and "Backstreet Bistro" and "Mama Gina’s" and "The Blue Lotus".
Apr 15, 2018 5:31 AM
@alambert "In the Court of the Orange King" https://t.co/AjvtKgUbDI
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Apr 15, 2018 4:18 AM
Goodnight room. https://t.co/v6iHsASbU5
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Apr 15, 2018 3:08 AM
@cmort @christhalinger A shaper is applying snowboard shapes to surfboards. I’m intrigued but it’s an...unconventional...aesthetic. https:/…
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Apr 15, 2018 2:36 AM
RT @fordm: An interesting sub-genre of the last year: wealthy white conservatives aghast at the full panoply of state power once it's turne…
Apr 15, 2018 2:29 AM
@krismerrill Wow!
Apr 14, 2018 10:44 PM
This is a terrible tweet for so many reasons, but who the hell tweets a tweet-length quote of themselves as a goddamn image? https://t.co/V…
Apr 14, 2018 8:29 PM
@JohnnyAshworth @realDonaldTrump @POTUS I mean, you are paying attention to the news, right?
Apr 14, 2018 8:29 PM
@JohnnyAshworth @realDonaldTrump @POTUS He and his campaign and his associates, are literally under investigation as we tweet. Are being ra…
Apr 14, 2018 8:28 PM
@JohnnyAshworth @realDonaldTrump Look, it's OK to not want Hilary to be President, but you are really reaching here. Our current @POTUS see…
Apr 14, 2018 8:20 PM
@JohnnyAshworth @realDonaldTrump @Trump I mean, to be fair, they probably didn't think it was possibly treasonous...they aren't exactly the…
Apr 14, 2018 8:18 PM
@JohnnyAshworth @realDonaldTrump Seems likely, at this point, that Trump or @Trump's campaign was colluding with Russia to influence our el…
Apr 14, 2018 8:09 PM
@JohnnyAshworth @realDonaldTrump IANAL but "Hillary destroying the women her husband slept with... classy. Always blaming everyone else." -…
Apr 14, 2018 6:00 PM
@razb0x @mazdakh @Twitter @TwitterSRE I’ll miss working with you! Thanks for being an awesome colleague and Tweep, from Millenium Falcon al…
Apr 14, 2018 5:47 PM
@JohnnyAshworth @realDonaldTrump Oops. Meant to say "treason". Not a word associated with Obama, Clinton, Sanders ,or you know, *every* oth…
Apr 14, 2018 5:45 PM
@JohnnyAshworth @realDonaldTrump Ya boy is under investigation for some non-trivial crimes? For possible reason? https://t.co/SDQon2QkML
Apr 14, 2018 5:38 PM
Finally got around to checking the mail and was pleasantly surprised. Thanks @davepell! https://t.co/tz8rTpCKf6
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Apr 14, 2018 5:13 PM
@djpardis @LeslieBerlinSV @birdandbeckett @evanreiser @dickc @Twitter The tension between Noyce and Grove and their mgmt approaches at Inte…
Apr 14, 2018 5:04 PM
@djpardis @LeslieBerlinSV @birdandbeckett @evanreiser Hah! I’m about to re-read that (inspired by the Noyce bio). @dickc made every EM at @…
Apr 14, 2018 3:23 PM
@msilver @gmail 🤔 https://t.co/RYI3KioFc1
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Apr 14, 2018 2:26 PM
I really wish out-of-the-box @gmail had better reporting and analytics.
Apr 14, 2018 1:27 PM
@JohnnyAshworth @realDonaldTrump There's a lot to unpack in that tweet, John, but if you are a Trump supporter, I'd go easy on the "Hillary…
Apr 14, 2018 1:01 PM
That looks amazing. We have a snake run in a public park in SF! https://t.co/QHRy0Wj2qm
Apr 14, 2018 12:43 PM
@JohnnyAshworth @realDonaldTrump Yeah, we're all just sick and tired of all the winning, John.
Apr 14, 2018 4:57 AM
This Noyce biography by @LeslieBerlinSV was fascinating. https://t.co/N6YFo7jqjT
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Apr 14, 2018 2:53 AM
RT @thomashawk: .@tim_cook hates @AppleTV users.
Apr 14, 2018 1:46 AM
@PamelaS88092252 @WhiteHouse @Scavino45 Surely not, Pam. Surely not.
Apr 14, 2018 1:24 AM
@Scavino45 @WhiteHouse This morning, President Trump addressed the Nation on Twitter and seemed unhinged. Tonight he takes us to war?
Apr 14, 2018 1:17 AM
RT @nycsouthpaw: The stories about him, today, being unhinged and flailing. The insane tweets, today, about Comey. The abrupt pardon, today…
Apr 14, 2018 1:16 AM
RT @anibundel: https://t.co/HSJyrI8X7M
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Apr 14, 2018 1:15 AM
RT @realDonaldTrump: The President must get Congressional approval before attacking Syria-big mistake if he does not!
Apr 14, 2018 1:15 AM
RT @jcartillier: BREAKING - Huge blasts heard in Syria's capital @AFP
Apr 14, 2018 1:12 AM
What I can’t imagine is that @realDonaldTrump himself has any clear understanding of what is happening in Syria. Or even where it is.
Apr 14, 2018 1:10 AM
He’s so thirsty to be a wartime President. I imagine he thinks it will protect him somehow.
Apr 14, 2018 12:46 AM
RT @shearm: BREAKING — @realDonaldTrump will make a statement about Syria tonight at 9pm from the Diplomatic Room at the White House. ht…
Apr 14, 2018 12:41 AM
RT @kaitlancollins: Press pool in Lima with Vice President Pence is rushing back to the hotel unexpectedly. White House is telling the pres…
Apr 13, 2018 11:44 PM
@skilldrick @davidbellona https://t.co/fytvZJfNvT
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Apr 13, 2018 11:37 PM
Watching #TeaTime from home. https://t.co/9VJkA9qcZQ
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Apr 13, 2018 10:32 PM
...also, "slimeball" is one word. https://t.co/w6B66GU0e5
Apr 13, 2018 10:14 PM
@WhiteHouse @Scavino45 Who writes this garbage?
Apr 13, 2018 9:31 PM
What a profound disgrace to the office of the President, to our country, and to our justice system. https://t.co/jxdTgW4Xal
Apr 13, 2018 9:13 PM
@mccv @mazdakh @garru If you do you should loop in @siggy...his internal "War Stories" series was an awesome example of deep dives into som…
Apr 13, 2018 5:29 PM
PSP ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ SFO
Apr 13, 2018 4:56 PM
As far as airport terminals go, PSP is 💯. It’s pretty nice to hang out in a park post-@TSA screen. https://t.co/cUJxl4xbXs
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Apr 13, 2018 2:52 PM
A quick stretch of the legs before getting in an airplane later this AM. https://t.co/Gy2rXffqvN
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Apr 13, 2018 1:08 PM
There is no Chaos, only great Energy! https://t.co/8bb0u7DA0z
Apr 13, 2018 1:05 PM
RT @NateSilver538: It's also not particularly honorable, if you have information that you believe is of immediate and vital national import…
Apr 13, 2018 12:03 PM
RT @maggieNYT: Watching tv https://t.co/s5y3kEfanI
Apr 13, 2018 11:56 AM
RT @JerryBrownGov: California responds👇🏼 https://t.co/8HCXoGXc87
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Apr 13, 2018 4:27 AM
@jennaabarham "Ack." - Me
Apr 13, 2018 4:15 AM
@miradu https://t.co/vZPecwkSDJ
Apr 13, 2018 3:53 AM
RT @burritojustice: wow vancouver https://t.co/swgecryRJp https://t.co/FpPz7YOMSX
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Apr 13, 2018 3:30 AM
@mattklein123 For the record that someone was @antolnar. :-)
Apr 13, 2018 3:29 AM
@influx @mattklein123 @Twitter Shout out to @antolnar for figuring this one out. https://t.co/PBDFBcll3K
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Apr 13, 2018 12:12 AM
RT @goldman: Dumb Roy Cohn takes down Dumb Nixon is a perfectly fine ending to all this.
Apr 12, 2018 10:36 PM
This pretty great greater roadrunner came running through the backyard just now. https://t.co/fpIvbKXmmJ
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Apr 12, 2018 9:56 PM
RT @micheal: Deadline for @PinterestEng's Apprentice Program is April 13, 9AM - Submit your application soon! https://t.co/gjxaJK8W3a
Apr 12, 2018 5:58 PM
FFS https://t.co/RHU9g3qP3x
Apr 12, 2018 4:14 PM
Current high wind advisory status. https://t.co/VWTjBS1GfB
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Apr 12, 2018 3:43 PM
@SFBART Maybe we could use the space used to run those racist anti-immigration ads and do both?
Apr 12, 2018 2:59 PM
A little earlier. A little cooler. A lot windier. https://t.co/8VIe1LLydy
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Apr 12, 2018 10:59 AM
@DrJorts Faving again. 😂
Apr 11, 2018 10:28 PM
@gln I’ll have to check it out on the next visit. Tomorrow’s our last full day. Will hit you up for other tips as well.
Apr 11, 2018 9:20 PM
Current Hockney-aesthetic status. https://t.co/GJk6awxX8X
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Apr 11, 2018 8:43 PM
@doriantaylor The Last Starfighter?
Apr 11, 2018 8:35 PM
@mikeindustries *Sometimes no process at all might be the answer at a certain size or with a certain group of people.
Apr 11, 2018 8:35 PM
@mikeindustries No, there is no perfect process*, and but if a company or team or org is gonna use OKRs then do it right.
Apr 11, 2018 8:12 PM
There are few hills I’m willing to die on but the orthodox definition & strict application of the OKR framework is absolutely one of them.
Apr 11, 2018 8:06 PM
@jayholler @enbnt @heyjoshua @LVLUPBAND The Rentals also come to mind.
Apr 11, 2018 7:33 PM
Spotted this Phainopepla today at the local park. https://t.co/utwvSJFQQB
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Apr 11, 2018 6:56 PM
RT @sm: Come work for Winnie! We are hiring a Content Editor to work out of our San Francisco office in the Mission. Spread the word :-) ht…
Apr 11, 2018 3:05 PM
Beating the heat. https://t.co/ejwsL5ju3Z
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Apr 11, 2018 2:56 PM
An idiot, full of sound and fury, dignifying nothing. https://t.co/86Rj0XV5xs
Apr 11, 2018 1:52 PM
@heyjoshua @jayholler I wouldn't say "rooted" in fuzzed-out bass, but a some songs by @LVLUPBAND sound like the bass amp is blown https://t…
Apr 11, 2018 12:30 PM
One of my least favorite things about the coming apocalypse is going to be when the coffee runs out.
Apr 11, 2018 12:33 AM
Never ascribe to Alice that which can be adequately explained by Mallory executing a man-in-the-middle attack.
Apr 10, 2018 10:28 PM
RT @hansmollman: The Social Network 2: This time it’s personal (data)
Apr 10, 2018 5:23 PM
Saw a road runner on my road run. https://t.co/pTf48FcPuB
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Apr 10, 2018 2:13 PM
RT @PreetBharara: Long live the crime-fraud exception https://t.co/1nnqZegqfF
Apr 10, 2018 2:04 PM
RT @zeynep: Let me say: too many worry about what AI—as if some independent entity—will do to us. Too few people worry what *power* will do…
Apr 10, 2018 1:52 PM
Trump, American everyman, echoes the concerns of the average US citizen. https://t.co/e8jjpqBYT1
Apr 10, 2018 5:17 AM
RT @xor: It's like The Producers with a candidate who wants to get out of the race but keeps underestimating the depth of American bigotry
Apr 10, 2018 4:59 AM
RT @aunder: The single hardest thing in management is restraining yourself from subtweeting your management problems
Apr 10, 2018 4:55 AM
RT @TheDweck: How dare you all question the integrity of the president on the same day *checks notes* his fake university’s fraud settlemen…
Apr 10, 2018 4:50 AM
RT @rlotun: I'm hiring an Engineering Manager in charge of the experimentation framework for product changes on Twitter. If you're interest…
Apr 10, 2018 4:22 AM
RT @kimmaicutler: @Pinboard Billionaires got us into this mess. Billionaires will get us out!
Apr 10, 2018 1:08 AM
I bought this book because I followed the author on Twitter. You should buy this book because it is a funny, witty masterpiece. https://t.…
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Apr 9, 2018 10:21 PM
RT @TomZohar: Love spending a relaxing Sunday curled up with a good book as it sits next to me untouched while I scroll through twitter for…
Apr 9, 2018 10:21 PM
RT @tommedvetz: it's so obvious who's gonna play Michael Cohen in the movie https://t.co/vehqXRRHp5
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Apr 9, 2018 10:19 PM
RT @xanalter: Dumpster Fire of the Vanities https://t.co/p5R0FvJnVp
Apr 9, 2018 8:07 PM
RT @ablington: Our chances of major military involvement in Syria probably just went up.
Apr 9, 2018 8:05 PM
Woah. "F.B.I. Raids Office of Trump’s Longtime Lawyer Michael Cohen" https://t.co/JVvVPq5UrZ
Apr 9, 2018 7:49 PM
Worst. Larry. Ever. https://t.co/zQsoGzKuS9
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Apr 9, 2018 6:04 PM
@gln s/typo/pun 🏃🤮 Off to the Living Desert now...will give your regards to the giraffe! Will see what I can do vis-à-vis a meerkat.
Apr 9, 2018 5:45 PM
At least it’s a dry heave. https://t.co/tZrCPRye5w
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Apr 9, 2018 3:57 AM
RT @JasonLeopold: I had filed a #FOIA with EPA for any records of death threats made against Scott Pruitt. EPA said it had zero recorss.…
Apr 9, 2018 3:54 AM
@gpapilion 😭
Apr 9, 2018 1:53 AM
@taylorleese Congrats! 🎾🎾🎾
Apr 8, 2018 6:31 PM
Sigh. https://t.co/82hLQsSnDA
Apr 8, 2018 6:20 PM
@baroquebobcat https://t.co/JJRWgB1efW
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Apr 8, 2018 5:59 PM
RT @argyris: Great thread https://t.co/tZkHfiMSL4
Apr 8, 2018 2:09 PM
RT @DeStijlRecords: Lake was not gonna be seen watching Black Sabbath by 1974. https://t.co/7n3DxugOsR
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Apr 8, 2018 2:07 PM
RT @Kasparov63: Trump will use Syria for annual military strikes to look tough and change nothing. Putin and Iran will continue regional ta…
Apr 8, 2018 3:13 AM
@cravensroost We are here in Palm Desert for the week with Alma & Greg. It’s Aahna’s spring break. :-) ☀️🌴🌵
Apr 8, 2018 2:09 AM
Current vacation status. https://t.co/VHxcERkUeY
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Apr 7, 2018 5:18 PM
SFO ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ PSP
Apr 7, 2018 5:05 PM
I !♡ @TSA
Apr 7, 2018 4:46 PM
@sparhawk Congrats!!!
Apr 7, 2018 1:37 AM
@jennaabarham @Daniel_Barham Congratulations!!! What an adorable kid!
Apr 7, 2018 12:28 AM
Records for a rainy evening. https://t.co/0va2EowGU5
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Apr 7, 2018 12:00 AM
RT @SFBARTalert: BART recovering: major delay system wide due to police activity at 24th st
Apr 6, 2018 10:20 PM
RT @reyner: https://t.co/yzTN8v6OZ7
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Apr 6, 2018 6:26 PM
@JawbreakerBand Book?!
Apr 6, 2018 4:22 PM
RT @vijaya: Expanding and building #TwitterTransparency - our 12th Transparency Report! https://t.co/pb8CshEdbx
Apr 6, 2018 4:24 AM
@mokomull I mean, actually *I* don’t do anything. But the people I know who work here just make it cheaper and faster.
Apr 6, 2018 4:23 AM
@mokomull I just make it cheaper and faster. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Apr 6, 2018 3:26 AM
RT @cbcnewsbc: Daily flight from downtown Vancouver to downtown Seattle set to launch at the end of the month https://t.co/QhT4pgnSTo https…
Apr 6, 2018 3:10 AM
Current status: DM'ing myself tweets from Twitter Web so I can open them in iOS Twitter so I can bookmark them.
Apr 6, 2018 2:34 AM
RT @buelter: looking for a role w/ a focus building cloud infrastructure leveraging @ApacheMesos @docker & @linkerd? Now #Hiring engineer a…
Apr 5, 2018 11:48 PM
@Scavino45 It seems like you guys are just making it up as you go.
Apr 5, 2018 10:32 PM
@cmeik @palvaro "In The Dark" was the gateway for me (Top 40 radio in 7th grade) but it was "Workingman's Dead" & "Aoxomoxoa" that sealed t…
Apr 5, 2018 10:22 PM
RT @SFPD: There is no merit to reports of an active shooter in the area of 2nd & Brannan.
Apr 5, 2018 9:51 PM
RT @yixxyu: our office is on lockdown https://t.co/sgq1ECXqiG
Apr 5, 2018 9:50 PM
RT @nitro_sam: Active shooter in the area of 2nd and Brannan in #SF, according to building security at 333 Brannan. We're on lockdown. Stay…
Apr 5, 2018 8:58 PM
Dead air in meetings is, usually, not a sign of a well-planned meeting.
Apr 5, 2018 6:32 PM
RT @nadubharadwaj: "Paid-time-off". The Paid part is true.
Apr 5, 2018 6:11 PM
The One Where the #TwitterVMTeam Has to Learn Scala in a Hurry
Apr 5, 2018 5:38 PM
I ♡ my local bookstore. https://t.co/TCqZZakiI0
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Apr 5, 2018 3:04 PM
RT @doriantaylor: nothing says "ethics in AI" like a luminous globe ringed by ones and zeros floating in front of a rack full of 2U Dell di…
Apr 5, 2018 2:37 PM
You should read this trilogy by @nkjemisin. It will, uh, rock your world. https://t.co/iBFM9Ez3Sx
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Apr 5, 2018 4:48 AM
It's like the @Cloudflare marketing folks forgot about all the drama around @IBM's "Peace Love Linux" guerrilla street campaign. https://t.…
Apr 5, 2018 4:32 AM
@soozinbird ☹️
Apr 5, 2018 3:19 AM
Racist crisis-mongering aside, what the fuck giant Sharpie™ did they have him use to sign this garbage? https://t.co/PEP4IUYBcG
Apr 4, 2018 9:37 PM
RT @axios: Of the 26 email domains managed by the Executive Office of the President, 18 are not in compliance with a DHS directive to imple…
Apr 4, 2018 9:25 PM
RT @AP: BREAKING: Trump administration: President working with governors on 'immediate' deployment of National Guard to US-Mexico border.
Apr 4, 2018 6:42 PM
@davidjrusek This is why I'm all in on SOAP, XSD, and WSDL making a big comeback. https://t.co/Xg2FwB3b4S
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Apr 4, 2018 1:53 PM
We are like one meme, GIF, or emoji away from human communication going completely "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra".
Apr 4, 2018 4:44 AM
RT @ysr1729: #LoveWhereYouWork Proud to work with a leader like @jack #EndGunViolence https://t.co/FqeIy8jTu4
Apr 4, 2018 12:18 AM
RT @ysr1729: @christhalinger I like #Scala the language. I don't particularly like programs written in that language, though. Perhaps, I ne…
Apr 3, 2018 8:05 PM
RT @kron4news: #BREAKING - Reports of possible active shooter at #YouTube in #SanBruno. City manager says they've received multiple 9-1-1 c…
Apr 3, 2018 8:03 PM
RT @Lavrusik: Active shooter at YouTube HQ. Heard shots and saw people running while at my desk. Now barricaded inside a room with coworker…
Apr 3, 2018 7:38 PM
RT @mrgan: Low-bandwidth Twitter is an abstract expressionist color-field gallery https://t.co/pulm9JJ3WL
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Apr 3, 2018 5:17 PM
@l4stewar @davidjrusek We’ll just see what the view and the model have to say about that!
Apr 3, 2018 5:03 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/9an3OXNHYm
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Apr 3, 2018 3:42 PM
#OnWisconsin https://t.co/vsVQK3wRqZ
Apr 3, 2018 2:35 PM
I guess I’m not suprised about the banality of evil, but I really wasn’t expecting it to be so bad at spelling. https://t.co/oO8X6tIsYc
Apr 3, 2018 6:03 AM
@lenazun Charley Harper!
Apr 3, 2018 5:06 AM
@heyjoshua What’s all this meow?
Apr 3, 2018 4:57 AM
@timbray @EricaJoy @anildash So frustrating though. If "Organize the worlds information..." is your credo than RSS should be more important…
Apr 3, 2018 4:42 AM
@ktosopl Oh, I’m still on it. Just live-tweeting the stages of learning a new PL.
Apr 3, 2018 4:39 AM
RT @cmort: Happy Birthday old man. Keep climbing... https://t.co/QLdgic5Exa
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Apr 3, 2018 4:36 AM
@anildash Previously: https://t.co/3aij9keHXu
Apr 3, 2018 4:34 AM
RT @anildash: Google’s decision to kill Google Reader was a turning point in enabling media to be manipulated by misinformation campaigns.…
Apr 3, 2018 4:29 AM
RT @FJSoyer: 5-year-old daughter: "Daddy, will you teach me some French". Me: "Oui". Her: "What's big in French?" Me: "Grand or grande depe…
Apr 3, 2018 4:14 AM
@SimonMarkAshley 43 years to the day.
Apr 3, 2018 3:45 AM
@KimKierkegaard Will night never come?
Apr 3, 2018 3:32 AM
@jayholler @zkiehl Happy birthday! /cc: @fvrojas
Apr 3, 2018 2:14 AM
RT @zeynep: Don't know what's scarier in this new Zuckerberg interview. The repeated, totally inappropriate use of the word "community" or…
Apr 3, 2018 2:13 AM
RT @TwitterSafety: It's against our rules to directly attack or threaten someone based on their protected category, including disability. Y…
Apr 3, 2018 12:04 AM
I hate Scala because I don't know Scala and I fear what I don't know and I hate what I fear. Feels good to get that off my chest.
Apr 2, 2018 11:13 PM
@vishnuchallam @mahakp @sedaunal I'll let them know if I run into any. In the mean time I'm just trying not to cause a SEV0.
Apr 2, 2018 10:51 PM
@micheal No. @heyjoshua quit and now my life is full of unspeakable horrors. Like Scala. And Apache ZooKeeper™.
Apr 2, 2018 10:39 PM
I'm currently installing Apache ZooKeeper™ on my laptop. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Apr 2, 2018 4:32 PM
@dmontauk https://t.co/haVpWIqjzt
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Apr 2, 2018 1:57 PM
@fvrojas happy birthday!
Apr 2, 2018 1:50 PM
@Scavino45 isn’t it your job to approve and/or edit these POTUS tweets before they go out the door? https://t.co/L5hag2tjVF
Apr 2, 2018 1:43 PM
RT @Deadspin: How America's largest local TV owner turned its news anchors into soldiers in Trump's war on the media: https://t.co/iLVtKRQy…
Apr 2, 2018 12:44 PM
POTUS casually using the term "Nuclear Option" in a tweet to describe legislative action and not, you know, the literal nuclear option. htt…
Apr 2, 2018 1:59 AM
@jem_nz https://t.co/BkcgP6CLEg
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Apr 2, 2018 12:01 AM
RT @zatlyn: Today on 4/1, we are introducing 1.1.1.1 —> Fast and private Internet for everyone! https://1.1.1.1 #1dot1dot1dot1 Read more on…
Apr 1, 2018 10:57 PM
RT @JennyPentland: My favorite human trait is mistaking subjective experience for absolute truth, & holding other people accountable to tha…
Apr 1, 2018 9:57 PM
RT @reecemarkowsky: Happy Easter! How do you decorate your eggs ? https://t.co/9CSXFaCowp
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Apr 1, 2018 9:56 PM
Spotted this red-tailed hawk on the way to the gym this morning. https://t.co/1X5fmIeSQt
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Apr 1, 2018 5:46 PM
🧗♀️ + 🏃 https://t.co/kEBvUIACMW
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Apr 1, 2018 12:47 PM
Ugh. He’s risen. https://t.co/OZgiDXS1Mt
Apr 1, 2018 6:18 AM
Pregnant wife, ordering a 'drink': "Rocks, neat." #datenight https://t.co/gZW5iTvlst
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Apr 1, 2018 5:11 AM
RT @mipsytipsy: @copyconstruct This is the problem with university grads and CS students. I’m not saying never hire anyone with a CS degre…