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May 31, 2018 11:51 PM
@adereth If you haven’t seen @EdwardTufte’s talk about this subject I highly recommend doing so. I still get chills thinking about it.
May 31, 2018 11:40 PM
RT @neontaster: Really curious what qualified Dinesh D'Souza for a pardon other than saying nice things about the person who pardoned him.
May 31, 2018 10:46 PM
RT @preshing: The should be a Git command line to search Stack Overflow for what you want to do, since it's mostly unusable otherwise
May 31, 2018 10:14 PM
RT @dansinker: So nobody's ever shown him this picture huh https://t.co/yaWItUyDWj
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May 31, 2018 9:35 PM
RT @fnnch: I am thrilled to share my first truly large mural “Dreamers”. It is at 1263 Mission St in SoMA, between 8th and 9th. The bears…
May 31, 2018 9:34 PM
@KGarimalla45 When the weather stops being nice you will know you've arrived at your destination. Best of luck!!! (and don't tweet and dr…
May 31, 2018 6:30 PM
@firepile My resume is just a printout of every one of my tweets that got more than 5 faves. So yes.
May 31, 2018 5:12 PM
@doodie @gpapilion True. I guess it's complicated.
May 31, 2018 5:09 PM
@gpapilion Amen.
May 31, 2018 5:08 PM
Ah yes. The seemingly arbitrary, inarticulate dispensation of injustice. #MAGA https://t.co/oko5lxWAPN
May 31, 2018 4:46 PM
RT @sboots: “Successful software never gets simpler.” @allspaw #cfasummit
May 31, 2018 4:44 PM
RT @timesopen: Low bandwidth? No problem! The @nytimes iOS team has developed two new settings that deliver the news without draining your…
May 31, 2018 4:35 PM
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. https://t.co/8uR0HXfvRx
May 31, 2018 4:25 PM
The novelty of commuting via MUNI has worn off.
May 31, 2018 4:19 PM
Stellar proofreading work once again @Scavino45. https://t.co/0XG2J8zpVm
May 31, 2018 1:26 PM
I...I think I need an ambien. https://t.co/DtDeDvpMXz
May 31, 2018 1:22 PM
The President of the United States, triggered by the firing of a racist comedian, demands an apology from the media for imagined slights. h…
May 31, 2018 12:55 PM
RT @normanmaurer: The past 4 weeks I found and reported 2 regressions in #java 11 ea builds when testing #netty. Just your friendly reminde…
May 31, 2018 12:50 PM
RT @AmosGoldbaum: I'm putting together a book of my drawings. Anybody know how to go about getting it printed/published? https://t.co/y1y0y…
May 31, 2018 4:24 AM
RT @stilkov: Here’s a mind-blowing idea: Instead of adding server-side rendering by getting your client-side framework to work on the serve…
May 31, 2018 4:03 AM
@superic @SmugMug @Flickr Psyched about the acquisition and that good folks are sticking around. Nice work everyone!!!
May 31, 2018 4:01 AM
RT @ysr1729: #LoveWhereYouWork https://t.co/Bv7YMK49OX
May 31, 2018 2:01 AM
@Scavino45 @DanScavino hey, I know you aren’t really an expert in, well, anything, but if you could pass this along to Navarro that’d be 💯 …
May 31, 2018 12:14 AM
@heyjoshua It really is.
May 31, 2018 12:12 AM
RT @peterseibel: I sure wish the path to promotion at Google was by competing to write a new, better style system for @googledocs rather th…
May 30, 2018 10:31 PM
@ThomasKunjappu @Google https://t.co/mYDex6Z7u7
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May 30, 2018 8:41 PM
This is so fucking dumb. And xenophobic. And dumb. https://t.co/b4CCfZsQvX
May 30, 2018 8:05 PM
RT @valwolf77: We are building world class distributed databases, caching and messaging infrastructure @Twitter scale. Care to join?!? ht…
May 30, 2018 7:59 PM
@LenasSoulFood @pgarg No. I mean it was pretty good and all..but we've done better. :-)
May 30, 2018 7:47 PM
This is a @Scavino45 tweet, right? https://t.co/OTAHJpLaKk
May 30, 2018 7:18 PM
RT @nanographs: Anyone have kf25 valve that I could drop in for an Edwards PV25? Im willing to pay and to get it over nighted here. https:/…
May 30, 2018 4:30 PM
RT @NYCAntifa: who knew that the "red pill" was just ambien?
May 30, 2018 4:28 PM
This is a @Scavino45 tweet, right? https://t.co/Gb9ZVSa5oA
May 30, 2018 3:28 PM
The J seems to be having problems inbound between Balboa and Glen Park. /cc: @sfmta_muni
May 30, 2018 2:34 PM
The biggest improvement @google could make across its product lines would be to increase the font size of text, labels, & buttons by 3pts.
May 30, 2018 1:36 PM
RT @headius: I should have lots of good Graal JIT numbers to show at @rubyc_eu. We're getting big perf wins on small benchmarks without mak…
May 30, 2018 4:37 AM
@Gleesonmg214 @KCPacini @blackmad There’s a 9th-St.-side conference room on 8 where IT tests new products. I stumbled across it while fleei…
May 30, 2018 4:29 AM
@KCPacini @blackmad @Gleesonmg214 Pretty sure we have one somewhere on SF8.
May 30, 2018 4:15 AM
RT @headius: Any suggestions for an OSS Rails 5.1ish app I can run on both CRuby and JRuby? I'm doing a round of Rails benching for JRuby t…
May 30, 2018 3:11 AM
@gpapilion This is some next-level parenting.
May 30, 2018 2:36 AM
@kdspaul @ysr1729 Same! Wow!!!
May 30, 2018 12:55 AM
@dkhos @Uber https://t.co/gYl8myTkq4
May 30, 2018 12:43 AM
@rit I can neither confirm nor deny.
May 30, 2018 12:09 AM
RT @jeremybowers: Cool job alert: Come work in the DC bureau w/ @EricLiptonNYT, me and @rachel_shorey on FOIA databases. The right candidat…
May 30, 2018 12:04 AM
@isaach More like "The Art of the Extra Value Meal Deal", right?
May 29, 2018 11:50 PM
RT @waxpancake: I wish someone would relaunch FuckedCompany. A site/newsletter cataloguing tech company foibles and failures, with a busine…
May 29, 2018 11:31 PM
Google Meat™ is an improvement on Google Hangouts™. Instead of a video chat, attendees visit an actual conference room or "MeatSpace".
May 29, 2018 7:50 PM
RT @meganamram: okay now let's get the NFL cancelled
May 29, 2018 7:49 PM
My personal brand is nigh unstoppable. https://t.co/YOvV6wO8c5
May 29, 2018 7:48 PM
@tmcarr @shatil To opt out simply fave every @igb tweet we recommend to you.
May 29, 2018 7:47 PM
@tmcarr @shatil The algorithm simply provides you with the best content available on Twitter. Soon everyone's recommendations will be 100% …
May 29, 2018 4:25 PM
@esten If you get a chance, @jeffvandermeer’s "Ambergris" novels are also amazing. And very different than his "Southern Reach" trilogy.
May 29, 2018 1:50 PM
🎂🎉💕Happy birthday to @pgarg, the best (IMO) mom, partner, and leader of large, enterprise-centric engineering teams on the planet!!!💕🎉🎂
May 29, 2018 1:36 PM
RT @nytimes: Sometimes, we want things to be recyclable, so we put them in the recycling bin. Waste managers often call this wishful or asp…
May 29, 2018 1:09 PM
RT @ArlanWasHere: Sometimes just typing out the tweet, reading it back to myself, and then deleting it is all I need.
May 29, 2018 1:06 PM
I feel like he’s been trying this zinger out on White House staffers for the last few days. https://t.co/kAWs84To1e
May 29, 2018 4:44 AM
RT @CBSSports: "Season 4 of Cavs vs. Warriors was recorded in front of a live studio audience." https://t.co/xQJOdJAHSl
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May 29, 2018 4:36 AM
RT @textfiles: The description of "ICE was a weapon waiting for the right tyrant" is 100% on the money. Wreck that thing
May 29, 2018 4:31 AM
RT @jasongay: This will be the first Warriors-Cavaliers NBA Finals since 2017, and only the fourth since 2015.
May 29, 2018 3:26 AM
*exhales*
May 28, 2018 7:18 PM
You have to drag it/one-wheel it for a distance so it doesn’t block your car or any neighboring cars.
May 28, 2018 7:18 PM
It’s not so much the ferrying of bags across the last few feet as it is the disposal of the disabled cart.
May 28, 2018 7:15 PM
The Diamond Heights Safeway needs to re-evaluate the boundaries of its cart, uh, network. https://t.co/PH2OxQyD3j
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May 28, 2018 4:18 PM
My grocery cart inevitably locks up when I’m still at least 10-20ft from my car and have 5 or more overloaded, single-bagged, uh, bags.
May 28, 2018 4:18 PM
I’m legit looking forward to someone applying electronic scooter activation tech to the grocery cart space.
May 28, 2018 2:13 PM
I’m impressed at the lengths @POTUS will go to in order to help Robert Kraft & Tom Brady erase @NFL #SPYGATE from the annals of history. ht…
May 28, 2018 2:53 AM
@jhamlett Wait what?
May 28, 2018 2:18 AM
RT @LauraMDMaguire: "How do forecasters make sense of #risk?" is a question I recently explored with a stellar #avalanche forecasting & con…
May 28, 2018 1:07 AM
The upside to global warming is that the planet is turning into a skatepark. https://t.co/biEFlm04CN
May 27, 2018 11:58 PM
RT @grauhut: Ich habe bei einem Kunden COBOL Code gefunden. Gut. Mainframe. Nichts ungewöhnliches. Der letzte Kommentar ist von 1985. Von…
May 27, 2018 8:11 PM
You can’t drain a swamp without devastating and destroying a few young and beautiful lives!
May 27, 2018 6:32 PM
RT @AudubonCA: What the heck, @Google? https://t.co/4xSq0p33Ze
May 27, 2018 5:58 PM
"The Young and Beautiful Life of Dan Scavino" (2018) https://t.co/942YLrZaVm
May 27, 2018 5:51 PM
I’m laughing and crying. Laughing and crying. Laughing. Crying. https://t.co/942YLrZaVm
May 27, 2018 4:53 PM
21 Down: slangily completed a number of daily crosswords equivalent to the theme of today’s puzzle https://t.co/sY6t4sK10Z
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May 27, 2018 3:11 AM
Current #datenight status. https://t.co/YCAzcctnQ4
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May 27, 2018 12:41 AM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: When you make up new things to call lies because you refuse to use the word lies that’s called Habermansplaining.
May 26, 2018 10:44 PM
RT @HikerYote: The entire Dune cycle is based on a terrible pun. 1. The spice is called melange. 2. The spice confers power and longevity.…
May 26, 2018 10:30 PM
@javawithjiva That’s not a performance issue, it’s just your computer becoming more secure.
May 26, 2018 9:53 PM
Turns out our democracy’s safeguards depend on the tyrannical threat to voluntarily resign when it’s crimes & transgressions are exposed.
May 26, 2018 5:16 PM
RT @raffi: what. the. actual. fuck. https://t.co/ZTlnDK0UK8
May 26, 2018 12:21 PM
@FibreuxL Yes. It was, briefly.
May 26, 2018 1:01 AM
RT @OpenJDK: JEP draft: Socket Factory for Remote Direct Memory Access (RDMA) Summary Enhance the Java Socket API to support Remote Direc…
May 25, 2018 10:31 PM
Getting a bunch of GDPR privacy updates for a coworker with a similar name/email address, which, AFAICT, is itself a breach of GDPR. 😂
May 25, 2018 7:32 PM
A subtweet that you then promote with a campaign that targets the specific demographics of whomever you are subtweeting
May 25, 2018 7:09 PM
Hey look, @facebook has a new ad campaign. https://t.co/d9adPwCkXZ
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May 25, 2018 4:03 PM
Hey! I know these people!!! /cc: @wholemilklatte https://t.co/6l3OMeSNiS
May 25, 2018 4:01 PM
@krishnansriram @marsanfra Nice, I was on 7th for my tenure at SFDC. Had not been renovated when I left, the carpets were...interesting.
May 25, 2018 3:54 PM
@krishnansriram @marsanfra What floor on 1 Market?
May 25, 2018 2:27 PM
RT @RheaButcher: I’m glad that the last super bowl I ever watched was Tom Brady losing
May 25, 2018 1:27 PM
RT @SFBART: Station reopened and service is resuming. https://t.co/5Rz5jbdd6s
May 25, 2018 1:16 PM
RT @SFBART: Trains are holding out for police to respond to a person on the trackway. https://t.co/l4L427Zkvh
May 25, 2018 5:47 AM
RT @mgerdin: And at the current pace of layoffs the EC will be larger than the Java dev or at Oracle next year! https://t.co/pzCIZzfryo
May 25, 2018 5:19 AM
Want to defeat @realDonaldTrump? Then @NancyPelosi and the @dccc have to go. Time for new leadership and a new machine for @TheDemocrats. h…
May 25, 2018 4:34 AM
RT @TonyPrintezis: The May @jcp_org EC face-to-face, hosted by @SoftwareAG in #Sofia, just started. #Java #JCP https://t.co/fwMWYEcYCN
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May 25, 2018 4:33 AM
RT @AndrewNadeau0: I mean I get both sides but we can’t really know how bad throwing a drink at Tomi Lahren is until we try throwing other…
May 25, 2018 4:28 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A Phainopepla perches in a tree in front of a clear blue desert sky.
May 25, 2018 4:24 AM
@Stammy Same: https://t.co/3tYBoNEeWP
May 25, 2018 4:18 AM
@RSadorus It’s all in good fun "R". All in good fun. :-) https://t.co/ooVNmNvvmO
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May 25, 2018 3:52 AM
@firepile :-(
May 25, 2018 3:51 AM
RT @SageRosenfels18: I hope the NFL decides to completely stop all concession stand sales during the anthem as well. We wouldn’t want peopl…
May 25, 2018 3:38 AM
@slyphon systemdeez
May 25, 2018 3:30 AM
Under the wire!!! 😬 https://t.co/ilHPreJqiG
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May 25, 2018 2:04 AM
@jayholler "Bay Hella" is a pretty good SF Twitter Halloween handle.
May 25, 2018 2:03 AM
@hobbes188 @marsanfra @franckcuny https://t.co/bGy8j8i7Ow
May 25, 2018 1:36 AM
@christhalinger @jack @biz @headius Keep scrolling and you’ll get to mine.
May 24, 2018 11:33 PM
There should be a "Twitter Search Tips" account one could follow for hints/examples like this. https://t.co/oCptw56CFQ
May 24, 2018 10:52 PM
RT @SikhProf: Warriors Coach Steve Kerr is calling out the NFL’s racist anthem policy. Doubt anyone will tell him to “stick to basketball…
May 24, 2018 9:38 PM
"Nutanix" sounds more like an herbal supplement sold by a multi-level marketing scheme than an "Enterprise Cloud Solution".
May 24, 2018 8:30 PM
RT @KenJennings: Lame that the summit is cancelled but maybe Netflix or Hulu will pick it up?
May 24, 2018 8:29 PM
RT @ningwangsf: It is quite hard to buy a “the worst president in human history” coin https://t.co/LolZWDKkiR
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May 24, 2018 5:40 PM
RT @igb: I try to read this post by @spolsky at least once a year. https://t.co/ezuFkW1pjj
May 24, 2018 4:56 PM
RT @pt: Journalism is and has long been a critical check on abuse of power. “Media” is inclusive of less noble activities, like tweets des…
May 24, 2018 4:53 PM
RT @prchovanec: This is actually the most serious angle of this entire story. The summit may happen, may not, meh, probably wasn't a good…
May 24, 2018 2:03 PM
@msilver @jayholler Or hipster D&D jargon.
May 24, 2018 1:38 PM
@jayholler @msilver https://t.co/304f9Piylr
May 24, 2018 1:33 PM
@heyjoshua This might help. https://t.co/mPjCL4jbWf
May 24, 2018 1:17 PM
👋🏼 @TonyPrintezis https://t.co/z4JDYilZit
May 24, 2018 1:10 PM
RT @ysr1729: I like the verbage and support for free expression against social injustice at the start of the letter from @NFL . Nonetheles…
May 24, 2018 3:07 AM
RT @marcysutton: @Twitter Hey @TwitterA11y we're still waiting on image descriptions on all platforms! Please!
May 24, 2018 1:25 AM
RT @TwitterGov: 🗳️ Today, Twitter is introducing U.S. election labels for 2018 midterm candidates. 🗳️ Election labels will appear on candi…
May 23, 2018 11:56 PM
@egd https://t.co/IfA0wx4Ugk
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May 23, 2018 9:40 PM
RT @CodeWisdom: "We build our computer(systems) the way we build our cities: over time, without a plan, on top of ruins." - Ellen Ullman
May 23, 2018 4:15 PM
RT @TheDweck: Another huge win for the coal miners https://t.co/cKPruGF19g
May 23, 2018 4:15 PM
RT @Foone: one of the downsides to being a reverse engineer is that sometimes you see something in a store and have to buy it just to take…
May 23, 2018 4:15 PM
RT @Foone: @rbarris @Infoseepage I'm a retro computerist, I worship the magic smoke.
May 23, 2018 1:48 PM
@Jack32814858 @Scavino45 @AnnieLinskey @BostonGlobe 🤔 https://t.co/1Uv26CJLGm
May 23, 2018 1:35 PM
Pretty sure this is a actually a parody account run by @Scavino45. https://t.co/5eI7aZaYdF
May 23, 2018 12:18 PM
RT @prchovanec: This seems to be going well. https://t.co/xQP2bnlf7o
May 23, 2018 12:03 PM
RT @DLind: IN TRUMP’S AMERICA, SWAMP DRAINS YOU https://t.co/KsddE6i07J
May 23, 2018 11:50 AM
RT @TheOnion: ‘The Onion’ Has Finally Read Michael Cohen’s 2013 Email Regarding His Client Donald Trump And Would Like To Discuss The Matte…
May 23, 2018 11:43 AM
@Scavino45 @AnnieLinskey @BostonGlobe Hey Dan, maybe you should stop letting other people pretend to be the President of the United States …
May 23, 2018 11:38 AM
@Pontifex What about a church that is always tuned to @FoxNews?
May 23, 2018 11:35 AM
Trump, in 2015, pitching his new reality show to Fox executives: "Ok, ok, hear me out....tragedy and farce, but...at the same time!"
May 23, 2018 11:28 AM
FFS https://t.co/6LgZXowGR8
May 23, 2018 5:19 AM
RT @izs: Developers who love and hate file systems, join me in this. Every time I meet someone who works at Microsoft, and I mean just abo…
May 23, 2018 3:39 AM
RT @eugenewei: The rhetorical style of any Twitter account that continues to gain followers converges on that of a fortune cookie.
May 23, 2018 3:37 AM
RT @daringfireball: Computer History Museum Releases Eudora’s Source Code: https://t.co/mvNkSz4GzD
May 23, 2018 3:09 AM
RT @DFAaction: Thank you @lcmoser for the fearless #TX07 race you ran. You had the guts to articulate a bold vision for the country &, eve…
May 23, 2018 3:08 AM
@ysr1729 "Marmots" is French for "my people".
May 23, 2018 2:47 AM
RT @ysr1729: Socializing considered harmful (for marmots) : https://t.co/Hmlr5N8DSp https://t.co/Vo5E8XjWM3
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May 23, 2018 2:39 AM
@enbnt @JustANguyen https://t.co/7DI2npq6F3
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May 23, 2018 2:30 AM
@enbnt @JustANguyen Ian.
May 23, 2018 2:18 AM
RT @pattonoswalt: How did I miss this? Hilarious. #TX07 https://t.co/7aca1XBhKA
May 23, 2018 2:08 AM
RT @JustANguyen: Unnecessary integration https://t.co/Njzr7Z3wm3
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May 23, 2018 1:58 AM
"I just think the @DCCC sometimes is disconnected with real America." https://t.co/MK0xhXoX2u
May 23, 2018 1:07 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Palm trees reflect in a pool at sundown. Pinks and greens and blues run together.
May 23, 2018 12:50 AM
@laurenmzabel @Starbucks @Twitter Welp, I’m gonna start buying coffee beans at the Fox Plaza @Starbucks from now on.
May 23, 2018 12:48 AM
RT @laurenmzabel: Hey @Starbucks, I want to acknowledge an unsung hero that works for you @ Fox Plaza in SF. They gave a week off of work t…
May 23, 2018 12:41 AM
@jayholler @apelad Be best, Jay. @apelad *be* best.
May 22, 2018 11:38 PM
Fuck the @DCCC. They are like the only thing with the potential to *stop* a #BlueWave in the 2018 midterms. WTF @TheDemocrats? https://t.co…
May 22, 2018 7:42 PM
@squarecog @apelad against a few brands's guidelines :-)
May 22, 2018 6:48 PM
Thanks @apelad!!! #TwitterVMTeam https://t.co/xybgkjlKGM
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May 22, 2018 6:35 PM
RT @Matt_Cagle: BREAKING: The ACLU has obtained records showing Amazon helping governments deploy a dangerous new facial recognition system…
May 22, 2018 3:44 PM
On a related note, the new @mcpb album is out and it’s fantastic, no doubt. Do your ears a flavor and savor it soon.
May 22, 2018 3:44 PM
What idiot called himself "MC Paul Barman" instead of "Big Pun"?
May 22, 2018 2:56 PM
RT @ysr1729: If Mr. Aaron Schlossberg and his ilk would have their way, anyone who spoke a language other than English in public in this co…
May 22, 2018 1:31 PM
RT @Robert_E_Kelly: Thoughts on Moon’s meeting with Trump tomorrow: 1) It increasingly looks like the Moon administration overstated Nor…
May 22, 2018 1:17 PM
@lcmoser Good luck Laura! Good luck #TX07! Come on Democrats, let’s run the candidate who stands for our values and who will win back this …
May 22, 2018 1:04 PM
RT @TeamMoser: Polls are now open!! It’s a beautiful day to get out and vote for @lcmoser so we can flip this district 🌞💯🎉 #fliptx07 #Tur…
May 22, 2018 12:55 PM
46-Down FTW. https://t.co/IWVMLyB6xR
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May 22, 2018 6:27 AM
RT @mkruz: Google Slides 👉 Collaborate seamlessly with your team on your fugly af presentation. Keynote 👉 Create a beautiful story, all...…
May 22, 2018 5:22 AM
RT @vanessa_hua: Life goal achieved! On the homepage of @SFPublicLibrary 😍😍 https://t.co/Yd4lKHQ4ZY Join me with @bquinnterest @thatLarryRo…
May 22, 2018 5:21 AM
RT @thatLarryRosen: We are adjacently famous! Come on out to the library tomorrow night and see what all the fuss is about. https://t.co/q4…
May 22, 2018 5:20 AM
@thatLarryRosen 4) so just giving a nod to the previous (and, IMO, better) Twitter feature
May 22, 2018 5:19 AM
@thatLarryRosen 3) as a nerdy form of epanorthosis one uses a sequence of "^H"s to indicate a replacement of one word for another
May 22, 2018 5:18 AM
@thatLarryRosen 2) back in the day UNIX/Linux terminals didn’t always support the backspace key and printed "^H" instead of deleting the pr…
May 22, 2018 5:18 AM
@thatLarryRosen Ok, so: 1) we used to call "likes" on Twitter "faves" (back when the icon was a ⭐️ and not a ❤️).
May 22, 2018 4:08 AM
@kumailn Yay.
May 22, 2018 3:58 AM
You really should be able to fave^H^H^H^H like DMs.
May 22, 2018 3:55 AM
RT @CharlesEsten: About 15 years ago, I overshot the drive-thru window at a KFC in LA. Without thinking, I backed up 2 feet. Right into a w…
May 22, 2018 3:25 AM
RT @SlashIntercept: I didn’t know it until two days ago, but garage envy is real and this is all I can think about now https://t.co/QYRun6d…
May 22, 2018 1:47 AM
We were pretty excited to find the new eco-size recycling and trash bins when we got home! https://t.co/l7CeCe2RW3
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May 22, 2018 12:21 AM
RT @AliciaTrost: BART YTD crime rate is trending down. Robberies down 16%, violent crime down 9%, auto theft down 3%, felony arrests are up…
May 21, 2018 9:54 PM
@accessaces Could very well be!
May 21, 2018 9:54 PM
@msilver Great. Now I have the sound effects stuck in my head. Especially the "tick tock".
May 21, 2018 7:28 PM
RT @AdamSerwer: Since some people have a hard time grasping this, despite almost twenty years of the war on terror: if you say it’s fine to…
May 21, 2018 6:34 PM
@Si_ximujin @Ameen00Musleh We have more KaOS stickers!
May 21, 2018 3:43 PM
They seem to have changed the traffic signal times at 9th & Market. Because of the construction?
May 21, 2018 2:12 PM
RT @TwitterDev: The #TapIntoTwitter Delhi meetup is happening on May 26th! https://t.co/lrtdqQfsp1
May 21, 2018 2:08 PM
RT @DynamicWebPaige: mom: I'm riding in an Uber today mom: and the driving directions are terrible me: sorry, mom, that's too bad mom: th…
May 21, 2018 1:46 PM
@ClaraJeffery "criminal exposure"
May 21, 2018 1:44 PM
The @GOP is close to realizing it’s long-held vision of a globe-spanning, centralized, command economy run by communist totalitarians. http…
May 21, 2018 1:35 PM
RT @dickinson_alex: One profession that doesn’t receive the credit it deserves for its level of difficulty: a crossword puzzle creator
May 21, 2018 1:13 PM
@Benioff @iglazer Good thing we are building a stadium for the @warriors. Thanks Marc.
May 21, 2018 2:19 AM
@NYTimesWordplay @thatLarryRosen @Will_Shortz Yeah Larry. Sheesh.
May 21, 2018 1:09 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: The torn cover of William Gibson’s book "Zero History" lies on the sidewalk of San Francisco’s Mission District.
May 20, 2018 11:52 PM
@heyjoshua @heymathison Omg!
May 20, 2018 11:49 PM
*shaking my fist at the newspaper* "Haha! Take that @Will_Shortz! This isn’t even my final form!" https://t.co/LA8NhWNDIV
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May 20, 2018 8:41 PM
@c0ngwang @h3ll_d0g Nice it had been taken down for a bit! Glad to see it’s been out back.
May 20, 2018 8:39 PM
@dee_hoch "He killed the girl he wanted. She rejected him." People should have the freedom to reject someone without getting killed.
May 20, 2018 8:35 PM
@dee_hoch @brandon_r_horan Teenagers get rejected all the time. Teenagers sometimes get into fights at school. Easy access to guns is the…
May 20, 2018 5:40 PM
Took it easy on my run this AM. #BayToBreakers https://t.co/dmMj8PBh9G
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May 20, 2018 3:22 PM
I started keeping the tinfoil blankets they give you at the end of races as a disposable layer for the start of the next race. https://t.co…
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May 20, 2018 3:17 PM
@jcdavis Only if you can start running right away.
May 20, 2018 3:13 PM
John Cheever’s "The Swimmer", but about a middle-aged man running #BayToBreakers.
May 20, 2018 2:48 PM
RT @brandon_r_horan: BREAKING: A new theory has just emerged regarding the horrific shooting in Santa Fe: The gunman did not act alone but…
May 20, 2018 2:43 PM
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May 20, 2018 2:40 PM
Current #BayToBreakers status. https://t.co/frcoZ3v4wW
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May 19, 2018 1:47 PM
RT @bbcthree: just saying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/1zoOGFKeU3
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May 19, 2018 5:04 AM
RT @KTVU: JUST IN: @SFPD confirms they are investigating a shooting that happened after 9pm on Larkin St at Market St. No other details are…
May 19, 2018 5:04 AM
@c0ngwang Yikes!!!
May 19, 2018 4:43 AM
RT @timoreilly: I love the walking wheelchair! #MakerFaire https://t.co/BKpb1NfoaK
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May 19, 2018 4:36 AM
@squarecog @TwitterOSS I believe this why @ThomasKunjappu (PM for Roster) quit @Twitter to do his own thing. Thomas?
May 18, 2018 2:03 PM
@DanScavino Dan, you folks seem to have conspired with a foreign power in order to sway a US election. Other than #MAGA bots, no one buys y…
May 18, 2018 1:59 PM
Is there a good history (book, blog, website, whatever) of the creation/development of Photoshop?
May 18, 2018 1:30 PM
RT @maggieNYT: This is the same thing Trump has done since fall 2015. Issue mushy-edged statement that is meant to leave an impression. Wai…
May 18, 2018 1:05 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A screenshot of part of a webpage that reads "UPDATE IN PROGRESS STARTED BY AUTOTUNE 6 MINUTES AGO 0 / 2 (0%)"
May 18, 2018 12:54 PM
@gpapilion Quite the streak.
May 18, 2018 12:53 PM
RT @dschonbe: History can't be learned from. This tweet is proof. https://t.co/LUFrlzTPzd
May 18, 2018 12:36 PM
RT @randygdub: me: racist lawyer guy is a jerk but he doesn’t deserve to be pilloried me in 2025: here’s how dems can defeat president ra…
May 18, 2018 6:13 AM
@HiveTheory Incredibly sad. I’m so sorry to hear this James.
May 18, 2018 4:58 AM
RT @maggieNYT: The Open Secret of Anti-Mom Bias at Work via @NYTimes https://t.co/vrEQiJl2N3
May 18, 2018 4:56 AM
Michael Clayton (2018) Directors: Ethan & Joel Coen Writers: Joel & Ethan Coen Cast: John Cusack https://t.co/7hByGOJmMx
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May 18, 2018 4:35 AM
@EmilyGorcenski "Bee Best"
May 18, 2018 1:34 AM
@christhalinger @SFBART Steamer Lane the long way.
May 18, 2018 12:03 AM
The dude heading south on BART carrying a Stretch surfboard wins this afternoon’s commute. https://t.co/SK0ezFt89w
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May 17, 2018 11:46 PM
@AndyRichter @BillCorbett Overhead, without any fuss, the stars were going out.
May 17, 2018 10:10 PM
@ningwangsf @c0ngwang @ysr1729 I'm a fan of the Touch Bar. Not so much the stuck "Down Arrow" key.
May 17, 2018 9:00 PM
RT @paulisci: To retire by 65: By age 35, you should have 30 Bitcoin saved for retirement. By age 45, you should have 15 Bitcoin saved fo…
May 17, 2018 8:00 PM
@MariaBonanno9 @Scavino45 Too much time spent tweeting nothing but #MAGA memes makes for boring bots. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
May 17, 2018 7:55 PM
@MariaBonanno9 @Scavino45 Riddle me this Maria, what's the difference between "chain migration" and how the Bonnano, Scavino, and Brown fam…
May 17, 2018 5:42 PM
@FreedomFrayed @Scavino45 Our man Dan thinks immigration is bad for our country for some reason. https://t.co/EP4Nz06bph
May 17, 2018 5:37 PM
@Scavino45 @AP We all know what he meant Dan. And what *you* mean by "chain migration".
May 17, 2018 4:14 PM
@jayholler Breaks over Jay. Get back to work.
May 17, 2018 2:17 PM
@M5Harmon @AzLakeHouse @Scavino45 I feel bad for you, son / I got 99 problems but buying mainstream media propaganda 24 hours a day ain’t o…
May 17, 2018 1:48 PM
@AzLakeHouse @Scavino45 Speaking "clearly" isn't really one of our President's strengths.
May 17, 2018 1:44 PM
@Scavino45 Dan, the President's ramble doesn't seem to be constrained to MS-13. From "chain migration" to this, the racism driving WH polic…
May 17, 2018 1:26 PM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: The only thing that makes this even close to a witch hunt is the fact that Trump likes his steaks burnt. Thank you.
May 17, 2018 3:08 AM
@ubiquity_6 @l4stewar Hey, Monument Valley prints! Nice!
May 17, 2018 3:04 AM
@Scavino45 Dan...when you tweet racist "chain migration" propaganda from the White House, you can't walk back your boss's anti-immigrant ra…
May 16, 2018 11:22 PM
RT @NancyPelosi: .@SpeakerRyan, bring up a vote to protect #NetNeutrality immediately. Americans have made it clear they want to #SaveTheIn…
May 16, 2018 11:22 PM
RT @SenGillibrand: Wonderful news! The Senate just voted to reverse the @FCC's rollback of #NetNeutrality. Now, it's up to the House to do…
May 16, 2018 9:49 PM
RT @keshinpoint: Wow just learned of Kite from Twitter, for cataloging services and encouraging and tracking ownership! Neat stuff @vinucha…
May 16, 2018 9:48 PM
RT @vinucharanya: Yay!! Just finished our #gluecon talk on tracking service ownership and resource efficiency within Twitter with @fvrojas.…
May 16, 2018 9:16 PM
RT @vaughnwallace: Our latest @NatGeo cover is one for the ages #PlanetorPlastic https://t.co/NssiHOtaYc
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May 16, 2018 5:57 PM
@ksrenev 140 character limit
May 16, 2018 5:39 PM
@benj_fry That was pretty annoying. Anyway, most of those people are no longer here. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
May 16, 2018 5:18 PM
@benj_fry You were ahead of your time.
May 16, 2018 4:50 PM
Hey @benj_fry #FryNet https://t.co/tyHwb2s0wa
May 16, 2018 3:56 PM
@Todd_Segal https://t.co/VObeKO5Jer
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May 16, 2018 3:48 PM
@firepile The Cyborg what?
May 16, 2018 3:47 PM
While my research will continue, I’m frustrated by my lack of progress in finding a way to drink coffee, tweet, & shower at the same time.
May 16, 2018 2:25 PM
@iglazer Are we doing InfoCard again? I’m down!
May 16, 2018 2:23 PM
RT @XplodingUnicorn: 3-year-old: Can you open my fruit snacks? Me: No snacks right now. 3: But your arms are so strong. Me: *opens fruit…
May 16, 2018 2:22 PM
RT @ehjovan: me: bye twitter me 45 seconds later: so anyway heres another thought i could’ve kept to myself
May 16, 2018 5:23 AM
Got to hang out with these two upstanding human beings this evening. https://t.co/kyZ6noFmiK
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May 15, 2018 8:14 PM
@tmcarr Why do we need to remake it?
May 15, 2018 7:58 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: An umbrella is wedged in an escalator.
May 15, 2018 7:03 PM
This is, arguably, the greatest short film ever. https://t.co/WORr2CCJDQ
May 15, 2018 6:39 PM
@reecemarkowsky @googledocs @quip Maybe @btaylor can get us to do an evaluation. :-)
May 15, 2018 5:12 PM
@peterseibel *grimacing, he peels off the duct tape holding a Sony M-425 Pressman MicroCassette Recorder to his chest* True...no *digital*…
May 15, 2018 4:19 PM
Patch work. https://t.co/0gatKVhZRb
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May 15, 2018 2:12 PM
Conversations that are effectively ephemeral. Once the "Resolve" button is clicked or an edit removes the anchor, the thread disappears.
May 15, 2018 2:12 PM
It's insane that the most important conversations of our organizations happen within the 240-pixel-wide comment boxes of @googledocs.
May 15, 2018 1:43 PM
"The Connected Scatterplot for Presenting Paired Time Series" by @sharoz, @eagereyes, & @stevefranconeri (via @mbostock) https://t.co/qVfWl…
May 15, 2018 1:34 PM
RT @mbostock: Inspired by @sharoz @SteveFranconeri @eagereyes, here’s a little thing to draw a connected scatterplot and see the correspond…
May 15, 2018 1:15 PM
RT @BillMartinKTVU: https://t.co/jd0uHb72CO
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May 15, 2018 5:39 AM
RT @gillyarcht: San Francisco/ Bernal friends: Our neighbor Manoj Nathan was attacked and posted this, asked that it be reposted to find in…
May 15, 2018 5:37 AM
RT @Foone: I should Leverage My Silicon Valley Connections and create a startup for a cloud storage site, FloppyBox! Everyone gets free st…
May 15, 2018 5:07 AM
Durantal https://t.co/5CoSrdB2Vc
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May 15, 2018 4:17 AM
@ebmifa Woah! Seemed pretty strong.
May 15, 2018 4:16 AM
@cravensroost @EJaneL @7 All good. A bit stronger than usual but it was pretty short.
May 15, 2018 3:40 AM
@TonyPrintezis Bots are people too, Tony. Bots are people too.
May 15, 2018 3:28 AM
@TonyPrintezis Infinitely active users.
May 15, 2018 3:28 AM
@TonyPrintezis Infinite engagement.
May 15, 2018 2:29 AM
RT @SFBARTalert: All trains in BART system will be holding momentarily due to a seismic event. We will be inspecting tracks.
May 15, 2018 2:19 AM
That was a strong one!
May 15, 2018 2:19 AM
RT @mgsiegler: Uh. Whoa.
May 15, 2018 2:19 AM
Earthquake?
May 15, 2018 2:01 AM
@TonyPrintezis I should think so.
May 15, 2018 1:20 AM
@aspen @SFBART Pretty much. Sigh.
May 15, 2018 1:14 AM
Welp. It was nice while it lasted. https://t.co/sTeeLM1bOO
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May 14, 2018 11:12 PM
RT @SFBARTalert: Trains are resuming normal stn stops at GLEN stn.
May 14, 2018 11:12 PM
Someone with a knife apparently. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Trains are running again as the situation seems to have been resolved. https://t.co/xLli2BxGYM
May 14, 2018 10:21 PM
This is why I am not allowed to work in product management.
May 14, 2018 10:20 PM
Or at least be able to "like" a "like".
May 14, 2018 10:20 PM
You should be able to reply to the "likes" on your Tweets.
May 14, 2018 10:12 PM
@apropos_cast @christhalinger That said, the Clojure community should look at Graal's JIT compiler to see if Clojure byte code gets better …
May 14, 2018 10:08 PM
@apropos_cast @christhalinger With pure Java source/lang originating apps we didn't see as much of a win.
May 14, 2018 10:07 PM
@apropos_cast @christhalinger We saw a ~10% improvement in CPU utilization for our Scala-based services with the OSS version of Graal JIT.
May 14, 2018 10:05 PM
@apropos_cast @christhalinger To be clear, we backported the Graal *JIT compiler* to Java 8, and didn't adopt the full GraalVM stack.
May 14, 2018 10:03 PM
@apropos_cast I know you mentioned @christhalinger's talk in the podcast, but for folks who haven't seen it Twitter's #Graal R&D is detaile…
May 14, 2018 9:37 PM
@KGarimalla45 Also, I was pretty confused as to what was actually happening until the kid was past me.
May 14, 2018 9:37 PM
@KGarimalla45 I am descended from a long line of physical cowards.
May 14, 2018 4:32 PM
What idiot called it FUSE instead of "those that, at a distance, resemble files".
May 14, 2018 4:24 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A screenshot of a Twitter notification saying "Donald J. Trump Tweeted: Epic"
May 14, 2018 3:42 PM
Just saw an iPhone snatch & grab at 16th/Mission BART. We all pointed & shouted "stop that guy" as the thief ran up the stairs. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
May 14, 2018 5:10 AM
RT @profsarahj: It was a foggy morning, but the electric tower was spectacular https://t.co/wzH104s99V
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May 14, 2018 4:31 AM
RT @grime_lord: I have had it up to here with animals https://t.co/HHbeAyOC7Z
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May 14, 2018 3:53 AM
RT @chloekimsnow: I love sleeping.
May 14, 2018 3:37 AM
@buttpraxis @apropos_cast I’m all about anything that runs on the JVM, especially Lisps. Given that their last tweet is about #graal I’m go…
May 14, 2018 2:42 AM
@morganastra @buttpraxis Yes. Yes it is.
May 14, 2018 2:38 AM
@buttpraxis This dad is literally wearing the exact same outfit while reading this tweet. https://t.co/cnnaTdI1Tx
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May 14, 2018 1:16 AM
:-( https://t.co/JKiWrM2l8x
May 14, 2018 1:14 AM
RT @burritojustice: awww who took down the Bernal swing? https://t.co/46z2aUgWhI
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May 14, 2018 1:13 AM
@peterpanwashere @anyharder @JWinery’s Pinot Gris
May 14, 2018 12:39 AM
RT @chang_koo: I'm sorry, you misunderstood me. I don't like to help, I like to offer to help.
May 13, 2018 10:09 PM
Pencils & Ink by Ian Brown Colors by Aahna Brown https://t.co/VK63pNHBYl
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May 13, 2018 5:43 PM
An app for parents that only shows parks that *dont* have sandboxes.
May 13, 2018 2:49 PM
If I turn on subtitles when playing an episode of "Peppa Pig" on the TV, does that count as "reading to my kid"?
May 13, 2018 7:13 AM
RT @doriantaylor: unpopular opinion: XSLT is awesome hypothesis: if XSLT had a compact syntax (like RNC syntax is isomorphic to RelaxNG bu…
May 13, 2018 5:29 AM
@abbycohenwl @burritojustice Not gonna lie, $200K is lot of money, but I really *really* want^H^H^H^H need that monkey in my lap for the ne…
May 13, 2018 5:22 AM
@gpapilion I’m a fan!
May 12, 2018 8:29 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A Twitter notification that reads "Joshua Cohen Tweeted recently: 'What year is it?'".
May 12, 2018 6:41 PM
RT @RecParkSF: Tri tip is grilling up nice over here at the Angler’s Lodge and Casting Pools, swing by at noon for some FREE BBQ in honor o…
May 12, 2018 12:41 PM
What Идио́т called the @GOP's response to the current anti-Trump zeitgeist "Red Wave" instead of "Red Dawn"?
May 12, 2018 12:11 PM
@influx @benj_fry Monorepos in git are especially terrible.
May 12, 2018 3:23 AM
RT @Revkin: This is unthinkably chillingly awesome. https://t.co/pLhuT7Ffe1
May 12, 2018 3:22 AM
RT @Zeke_Cao: How to show commitment to your work. @TheNevercat @laebshade @msilver @GidgetSwenn https://t.co/RPjXUx7F1Y
May 12, 2018 2:19 AM
RT @dschonbe: @igb Look at that. A manager pretending to still be a real engineer. https://t.co/8EIXgkFvTZ
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May 12, 2018 2:10 AM
@skilldrick @TwitterBoulder https://t.co/YkykiB7R1B
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May 12, 2018 2:07 AM
NON COMPOS MENTIS POTUS https://t.co/CeHSAMipbw
May 11, 2018 9:22 PM
My new laptop's HD is double the size of my previous laptop's HD so I'm psyched to finally check out this "monorepo" I keep hearing about.
May 11, 2018 9:19 PM
@keychung The fact that the laptop has a 1/8'' stereo jack just compounds the insanity.
May 11, 2018 9:19 PM
@keychung Seriously. Just got my first Apple USB-C laptop at work and was like: "Are these lightning ports? No? WTF!"
May 11, 2018 6:25 PM
RT @linkerd: Want to help get @Linkerd on @graalvm, especially w/AOT compilation? We're kicking off a working group. Email graalvm@buoyant.…
May 11, 2018 6:20 PM
As a manager, I spend most of my time explaining to people that @tdmackey goes by "David" and not "Thomas".
May 11, 2018 4:28 PM
@heyjoshua @soozinbird As a personal brand I’m obligated by GDPR to provide an update. https://t.co/tq93X3eBaR
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May 11, 2018 5:44 AM
RT @sarahjeong: counterpoint: Google Duplex is only possible because we treat service industry people like robots https://t.co/egKvcgdBG7
May 11, 2018 5:33 AM
@soozinbird @freialobo #ShipIt
May 11, 2018 4:55 AM
Current status: https://t.co/9TBFcM3NVA
May 11, 2018 3:54 AM
Nice to see @PeteCarroll’s poor judgement isn’t limited to the 1 yard line with 25 seconds left to go in the Super Bowl. https://t.co/BAMKL…
May 11, 2018 3:16 AM
Excelsior at sunset, as seen from Glen Park. Shot with an iPhone through the eyepiece of a birding scope. https://t.co/q98Z4kM5me
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May 11, 2018 12:33 AM
RT @SenSchumer: #BeBest https://t.co/tJD74gSiin
May 11, 2018 12:26 AM
It’s like there’s something in the water over at @a16z HQ. https://t.co/YhTjU6TzWl
May 10, 2018 11:24 PM
RT @burritojustice: OMG IN SF YOU CAN NOW RECYCLE BATTERIES BY PUTTING THEM IN A BAGGIE AND TAPING IT TO THE TOP OF YOUR BLACK BIN I DID TH…
May 10, 2018 8:20 PM
RT @NWSSanJuan: Earthquake of 4.4 magnitude was reported from the Tsunami Pacific Center. There is NO Tsunami Threat. Temblor de magnitud 4…
May 10, 2018 8:16 PM
Other than having to frequently watch episodes of "Paw Patrol", being a parent is pretty much 100% upside.
May 10, 2018 2:16 PM
@MkHeck #TheMorayYouKnow
May 10, 2018 3:07 AM
@micheal @hellobenvins @vinucharanya Congrats!!! 🍾🎉🎊🎈
May 9, 2018 10:23 PM
RT @BrianMcGilloway: My Year 14 class have named the plants in my room. My work here is done. https://t.co/0rp32rrwnB
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May 9, 2018 5:33 PM
@marsanfra Hey it’s @spaceriker!!!
May 9, 2018 2:15 PM
This is great. #DayDohViz https://t.co/h9Ldx9LPr7
May 9, 2018 1:58 PM
This. https://t.co/0KrGgYKB0M
May 9, 2018 4:47 AM
Basketball needs cricket’s "The Worm" graphic for games like these. #GSWvsNOP #infoviz
May 9, 2018 4:36 AM
This is so insanely great. https://t.co/j8ary5coLh
May 9, 2018 4:29 AM
@jared96540410 @DanScavino @jack @Twitter @SecretService @POTUS Thanks for your support, Jared.
May 9, 2018 3:20 AM
@amyf Against them. They end up as "work from home" Thursdays, impeding organizational communication. https://t.co/Ft6l1wpDiG
May 9, 2018 3:17 AM
@Ity Measured via automated queries of GCal.
May 9, 2018 12:09 AM
Your move, Hemingway. https://t.co/aephdptcMY
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May 8, 2018 10:02 PM
Attn. @marsanfra https://t.co/vdmyrZvpmO
May 8, 2018 9:30 PM
@Ity I think a better way to increase IC output is to assign managers a KR of increasing consecutive un-interrupted hours for their reports.
May 8, 2018 9:29 PM
@Ity Great question! I was, perhaps to the surprise of some of my followers, arguing *against* "No Meeting Thursdays" which matches my IRL …
May 8, 2018 6:50 PM
Spotted a few birds on my way to a Dr.’s appointment. https://t.co/zuNZA7izHr
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May 8, 2018 6:20 PM
It’s not so much a fire drill as it is a company-wide memento mori LARP.
May 8, 2018 4:03 PM
@jayholler @jpd I’d like to order $3K of these books so everyone on my team can have a copy.
May 8, 2018 3:42 PM
@kathleencodes Make sure the charging case still charges. I thought mine had survived the cycle but a few days later...
May 8, 2018 3:35 PM
Tired: Intellectual Dark Web Wired: Intellectual Snark Web
May 8, 2018 1:57 PM
I had that dream again where I argue about "No Meeting Thursdays" with former Twitter CEOs.
May 8, 2018 1:39 PM
RT @JCameratoNBCS: Check out Joel Embiid’s shirt: https://t.co/UpL2afKWoe
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May 7, 2018 6:16 PM
@flaviowbrasil /cc: @cxxxsshark
May 7, 2018 5:51 PM
RT @b0rk: sort & uniq https://t.co/OhJCk14ZxB
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May 7, 2018 5:44 PM
RT @NightValeRadio: "Birds are the devil's spies. Cover your mouth when you speak outdoors." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
May 7, 2018 5:31 PM
@dschonbe Welcome back!
May 7, 2018 3:55 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: The #TwitterVMTeam is growing! Welcome @synecadelic and @flaviowbrasil!!!
May 7, 2018 2:35 PM
RT @flaviowbrasil: I'm excited to announce that I'm joining the #TwitterVMTeam. I hope to make #graal and the JVM even better for #scala!
May 7, 2018 1:39 PM
I feel like I may be missing some important context by not watching @foxandfriends during @POTUS’s early AM Twitter rants. https://t.co/3kW…
May 7, 2018 4:10 AM
Why fail alone when you can fail with @Oracle? https://t.co/Ijzfx7gRtE
May 7, 2018 3:44 AM
@b0rk also pushd and popd
May 7, 2018 12:29 AM
RT @burritojustice: sorry but fuck the Sharks https://t.co/FUEYnCCr3n
May 6, 2018 10:52 PM
RT @peterhartlaub: @javachik I’d pay a lot to be able to focus group people on my tweeting habits. I absolutely avalanches people this week…
May 6, 2018 6:00 PM
That said the anecdote on the origin/serendipity of the Kerouac sample on "Condition Oakland" was interesting.
May 6, 2018 5:59 PM
You’re better off just listening to the record. https://t.co/musMYD0VnP
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May 6, 2018 4:32 PM
@b0rk uniq
May 6, 2018 4:14 AM
RT @SFBART: Move along. Clearly you have never truly relied on an elevator. https://t.co/k1tHZTCIHa
May 6, 2018 4:12 AM
RT @jeffvandermeer: A few more photos from the yard today. It's been really busy. There were six or seven other species I didn't manage to…
May 5, 2018 11:21 PM
RT @tomcoxdesign: @rmcclurkan My Quickie Mickey. I nominate @dustybeaulieu @madsbeaulieu #art #design #newart #graphicart #identity #iden…
May 5, 2018 11:21 PM
#QuickieMickey https://t.co/3A6LBSoHhk
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May 5, 2018 4:53 AM
@TonyPrintezis @AahnaBrown Wait, WTF was that whole "Clone Wars" thing then?
May 5, 2018 4:46 AM
RT @Foone: Friendly reminder if you're doing archiving of floppy disks and you're using windows, always write protect the disks. Otherwise…
May 5, 2018 4:12 AM
@TonyPrintezis @AahnaBrown Clones are cheaper.
May 5, 2018 3:20 AM
RT @rabihalameddine: Carl Spitzweg, 'The Raven', circa 1845, oil on canvas https://t.co/fpa7XeqI4a
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May 5, 2018 12:57 AM
#MayThe4th be with you! https://t.co/zspSyjb42s
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May 4, 2018 11:32 PM
@posco https://t.co/EP9XGQCnhr
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May 4, 2018 7:49 PM
RT @NBCNews: BREAKING: US Homeland Security says it is terminating Temporary Protected Status (TPS) designation for Hondurans, which was fi…
May 4, 2018 7:33 PM
RT @john_overholt: "My favorite meat is hot dog, by the way. It's ironic, because I came to your planet specifically because I'd heard such…
May 4, 2018 7:28 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A screenshot of text that reads "You are blocked from following @BenedictEvans and viewing @BenedictEvan's Tweets. Learn…
May 4, 2018 5:36 PM
RT @dinosaurjr: Check it out, @TheLouBarlow put together a @Spotify playlist of songs that inspired Dinosaur Jr. in the 80st: https://t.co/…
May 4, 2018 4:16 AM
RT @lessachu: My 7yo: Why don’t adults scream in the morning like kids do? Me: uh... My 7yo: Are they just screaming inside their heads? Me…
May 4, 2018 4:13 AM
RT @kellabyte: Everyone please read this post from @aphyr. It’s amazing and explains inclusion _so_ well. Please just take a few moments,…
May 4, 2018 3:37 AM
@marius @greenberg Yes, but remember, Twitter’s logs are reclaimed from 100-year old cabins. No one knows where Google gets *their* logs.
May 4, 2018 3:26 AM
@dschonbe @greenberg Not since they killed off Google Reader.
May 4, 2018 3:02 AM
@jayholler @arrdem Really? I thought it was a weed thing.
May 4, 2018 2:38 AM
RT @analyticsaurabh: This is a great thread. I’ve had similar lessons. Measure what matters, experiment with a hypothesis that targets, say…
May 4, 2018 1:34 AM
@NuttySwiss @tmcarr @aimeeble https://t.co/0h7HSvFCfP
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May 4, 2018 1:32 AM
@NuttySwiss @tmcarr @aimeeble If it’s a monorepo then, obviously, Perforce.
May 4, 2018 1:25 AM
@javawithjiva @TonyPrintezis No fish were harmed during the making of these Old Fashioneds.
May 4, 2018 1:19 AM
RT @tsimonite: @mat @hondanhon I recently witnessed Alexa educate a group of pre-schoolers about the guerrilla movement FARC after it misun…
May 4, 2018 1:18 AM
@mazdakh I’m starting to think so.
May 4, 2018 1:16 AM
RT @MilekaLincoln: #PunaLavaThreat #HappeningNow: Minutes after a 4.6 magnitude earthquake rocked East Hawaiʻi Island this pink plume of sm…
May 4, 2018 12:15 AM
RT @TonyPrintezis: Productive, as always, 1-1 with @igb. #LoveWhereYouWork https://t.co/v1UXdDw2pv
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May 3, 2018 10:35 PM
RT @WomenWhoCode: Hey there! @Twitter is looking to grow their team to help them achieve their mission to give everyone the power to crea…
May 3, 2018 9:19 PM
RT @TMFOtter: All other vanity plates shall bow down before this one https://t.co/vDySL56ixp
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May 3, 2018 8:18 PM
I had the honor of dining with these upstanding individuals this afternoon. https://t.co/l1ZypjwmiM
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May 3, 2018 7:11 PM
What if it’s malice *and* stupidity?
May 3, 2018 6:26 PM
In the future, everyone will be a member of @realDonaldTrump's legal team for 15 minutes.
May 3, 2018 4:17 PM
...and by "#MAGA" I mean that I believe @SFBART is our Municipal Area's Greatest Asset.
May 3, 2018 3:34 PM
After *months* of repair, the 16th and Mission (Westside) BART escalator is working again. #MAGA https://t.co/G2YvrRMURB
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May 3, 2018 10:16 AM
RT @triketora: It's possible that venture capitalists are, consciously or not, betting on (relatively) mediocre white men on the grounds th…
May 3, 2018 4:03 AM
@jonfavs Slime. Slime is a flat circle. https://t.co/PQ0duNhMuC
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May 3, 2018 3:41 AM
RT @danpfeiffer: Rudy should do more interviews
May 3, 2018 3:39 AM
Spotted these parrots on the way to Dolores Park this evening. https://t.co/eW2NaTT3QY
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May 3, 2018 3:16 AM
RT @aedwardslevy: is it still considered hush money if literally no one will stop talking about it
May 2, 2018 2:18 PM
RT @norm: Police are investigating this car dangling from a bridge beside the DVP. If you have any information on who/what/why, please cont…
May 2, 2018 2:03 PM
"...what the President was thinking is an outrageous....." https://t.co/LQ6JszWiLc
May 2, 2018 1:31 PM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dennis Miller sees his shadow today, that means 6 more weeks of no jokes about Michelle Wolf.
May 2, 2018 1:29 PM
A confusing, poorly transcribed, legal-ish justification of the dumb, dangerous thing the President is about to do. https://t.co/2Ypwsh8eqo
May 2, 2018 1:20 PM
RT @xor: Honestly radiocarbon has had a stranglehold on the dating space for too long, it's good to see some disruption
May 2, 2018 1:18 PM
RT @sfmta_muni: We’re excited to officially announce the new SFMTA logo! https://t.co/GTz8gQBk9A
May 2, 2018 4:25 AM
Name a more iconic duo. I’ll wait... https://t.co/uzz7rR3YBm
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May 2, 2018 3:44 AM
I’m gonna miss working with this guy. /cc: @marsanfra https://t.co/hnqgrs2hux
May 1, 2018 11:44 PM
@towns @LifeAtPurdue Congrats!!! #OnWisconsin
May 1, 2018 3:43 PM
Dad-joke satori this AM: 4yo: "I’m tired!" Me: "Hi Tired, I’m Dad!" 4yo: "Hey! I’m not Tired!" Me: "Oh good! Let’s keep walking then!"
May 1, 2018 4:24 AM
RT @hknightsf: WE DID IT!!!! On the N-Judah and #TotalMuni2018 is complete!!! https://t.co/fcJzED4Y8z
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May 1, 2018 4:23 AM
@heyjoshua @firepile https://t.co/YbfmPsDCMJ
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May 1, 2018 3:29 AM
RT @jonnysun: okay, here we go!! hello!! im going to be on late night with seth meyers tomorrow night!!! let me wave at you through the tv!…
May 1, 2018 3:27 AM
RT @ImBrittanyEvans: How to become friends with someone on twitter: -quietly stalk their twitter -like and retweet their tweets occasionall…
May 1, 2018 3:25 AM
RT @hknightsf: 👇🏻This guy just saved #TotalMuni2018. We saw this, realized we'd erred in the timing of the 2, changed our route and caught…
May 1, 2018 3:23 AM
@peterhartlaub Let’s do this!!! #TotalMuni2018
May 1, 2018 2:01 AM
RT @java: @BrianGoetz Try Twitter advanced search https://t.co/lQxbl8LL02
May 1, 2018 2:01 AM
RT @SFMarMendoza: You two can do it!!!! #TotalMuni2018 The whole city is rooting for you 🙌🏾 https://t.co/GquYBZyLy7