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Sep 30, 2018 3:46 PM
RT @timbray: 1/ Linus Torvalds dives a little deeper on his change of course. Interesting… https://t.co/QVi4bQ8ve5
Sep 30, 2018 3:21 PM
@jayholler Making pancakes for the fam. Soccer practice later today.
Sep 30, 2018 1:27 PM
@JerryFalwellJr @realDonaldTrump JFC
Sep 30, 2018 10:16 AM
@taylorleese IM-YE
Sep 30, 2018 10:08 AM
RT @triketora: Some questions that I find interesting https://t.co/W0dkZIyHAz
Sep 30, 2018 9:22 AM
RT @TheDweck: The judge Republicans have chosen to interpret the U.S. Constitution can’t even honestly interpret his own yearbook page
Sep 30, 2018 9:22 AM
RT @adam_messinger: "A judge shall act at all times in a manner that promotes public confidence in the integrity, impartiality, and indepen…
Sep 30, 2018 9:13 AM
@benadida I read that as "Weird AI" at first and was a bit confused.
Sep 30, 2018 1:55 AM
I hope he doesn’t delete his account again. https://t.co/51O35JQm2Q
Sep 30, 2018 1:41 AM
It’s hard to wreck a nice beach.
Sep 30, 2018 1:38 AM
"Siri...set an alarm for twenty to." https://t.co/iq7c2G47cZ
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Sep 30, 2018 12:38 AM
RT @igb: Anybody know if they make baby pacifiers shaped like Bane masks? http://t.co/kzADuTVP6X
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Sep 30, 2018 12:26 AM
@kpk It’s all that zesty blood.
Sep 30, 2018 12:18 AM
@vtapia Congrats!
Sep 29, 2018 9:50 PM
RT @davidfaber: @elonmusk and SEC reach settlement on fraud charges filed Thursday. Settlement will keep Musk CEO but force him to resign w…
Sep 29, 2018 7:01 PM
@firepile "Ok girls. Time to play some soccer...girls? Let’s go girls! We can pick flowers later! Girls? Come on girls...it’s time for the …
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Sep 29, 2018 2:15 PM
RT @carolynryan: If you love drama, history, and the full range of human facial expressions, you must look at this. https://t.co/0ue8HWlWii
Sep 29, 2018 10:48 AM
RT @demonscars: Also who the fuck was the adult in charge of the yearbook at Kavanaugh’s HS?
Sep 29, 2018 10:46 AM
RT @nycsouthpaw: I’ve just been staring at this for a while. https://t.co/2sU2KRPfFK
Sep 29, 2018 1:22 AM
@heyjoshua @jayholler Almost anything by China Miéville is gonna be a great read.
Sep 29, 2018 1:19 AM
@heyjoshua @jayholler Terrifying. Also, The Grindylow.
Sep 29, 2018 1:15 AM
RT @pgarg: Back home but can’t stop thinking of the last few days #GHC18 https://t.co/J1BIJQNvW3
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Sep 29, 2018 1:14 AM
@TonyPrintezis That is a beautiful photo.
Sep 29, 2018 1:07 AM
@heyjoshua @jayholler *shudder*
Sep 29, 2018 12:58 AM
@enbnt Well, @pgarg returned from #GHC18, and since she does 75% of the work in our "50/50" parenting partnership, life got a whole lot bet…
Sep 29, 2018 12:45 AM
RT @rwstn: This @BBCNews article is a disgrace. Terrorists could read it and figure out they can also tick the wrong box and avoid being ca…
Sep 28, 2018 11:51 PM
RT @Kasparov63: Always look to see who is in a hurry. As Tacitus wrote, "Truth is confirmed by inspection and delay; falsehood by haste and…
Sep 28, 2018 11:50 PM
RT @dansinker: imagine a process where we're not waiting at the edge of our seat to see if a terrible person momentarily finds a moral cent…
Sep 28, 2018 11:49 PM
RT @nbcbayarea: FREE ICE CREAM! Come get it at AT&T Park at Lefty O'Doul Plaza. Your favorite reporters and anchors will be handing out tre…
Sep 28, 2018 11:47 PM
RT @laurenduca: If Kavanaugh gets confirmed, we power through to the midterms, and start a conversation about impeachment and court reform.…
Sep 28, 2018 11:16 PM
*flips table*
Sep 28, 2018 10:10 PM
@TwitterNews @TwitterLive Worst nollie ever.
Sep 28, 2018 9:37 PM
How many times has @realDonaldTrump declared bankruptcy? https://t.co/bUEuIZwbxa
Sep 28, 2018 9:05 PM
@skilldrick @pteichman What a great idea for talks in general.
Sep 28, 2018 8:34 PM
RT @brookejarvis: Vox made a chart https://t.co/YDt6SbKUmK
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Sep 28, 2018 6:38 PM
RT @skamille: Fucking nihilists, man. https://t.co/svMouSCFyW
Sep 28, 2018 5:54 PM
RT @ysr1729: Graham is a shameless monster. As is every Senator who votes to confirm #Kavanaugh without a full investigation. I feel sorry…
Sep 28, 2018 5:36 PM
RT @igb: Dead air in meetings is, usually, not a sign of a well-planned meeting.
Sep 28, 2018 4:10 PM
RT @Lawrence: Follow the money: All retiring senators like Jeff Flake have multi-million dollar lobbying offers waiting for them. Republ…
Sep 28, 2018 3:36 PM
RT @seungminkim: BREAKING -- Flake Will Vote to Confirm Judge Kavanaugh
Sep 28, 2018 1:06 PM
RT @dansinker: I drank a beer tonight and felt shitty about it, so there's another thing ruined by these fuckers.
Sep 28, 2018 12:46 PM
@lindaholmes San Francisco's @birdandbeckett: new and used books, vinyl records, and live jazz and local music on the weekends!
Sep 28, 2018 12:38 PM
@Tonly @elizabethforma 🤔
Sep 28, 2018 12:30 PM
It's the testimony, courage, and actions of people like Dr. Ford that ultimately bend the arc of the moral universe towards justice.
Sep 28, 2018 11:56 AM
Ok, @NBWA, it's your turn. https://t.co/rQdkZvTNbs
Sep 28, 2018 11:46 AM
@vanderwal JIT coffee.
Sep 28, 2018 11:37 AM
Ok, turns out coffee at 4:30AM tastes even better.
Sep 28, 2018 11:20 AM
RT @TheOnion: Kavanaugh Claims He Never Committed Sexual Assault As It Will Be Defined After Future Supreme Court Case https://t.co/J0Bs0zb…
Sep 28, 2018 11:20 AM
RT @JaneMayerNYer: American Bar Association tells Senate: Delay Kavanaugh until FBI investigates assault allegations - CNNPolitics https://…
Sep 28, 2018 10:59 AM
RT @ysr1729: OH: We'll use "Youtwitface" as an abbreviated form denoting "Youtube, Twitter, Facebook."
Sep 28, 2018 10:53 AM
RT @KristenClarkeJD: NEW--American Bar Association calls for delay in #Kavanaugh confirmation process until FBI investigation is conducted.…
Sep 28, 2018 3:35 AM
RT @pgarg: Women need to support other women. My @DocuSign network. #GHCI18 #WeAreHere https://t.co/qxOMFx7HNc
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Sep 28, 2018 2:26 AM
@realDonaldTrump @Scavino45 this is worth a read: https://t.co/FdhbvFytJU
Sep 28, 2018 2:23 AM
RT @americamag: While we previously endorsed the nomination of Judge Kavanaugh on the basis of his legal credentials and his reputation as…
Sep 28, 2018 2:19 AM
RT @seldo: Back in August of 2015 I got really worried about a huge spike in downloads from an unknown source. I was worried that it was go…
Sep 28, 2018 1:41 AM
@rightbrainkurt Seems like starving an underfunded transit system of income is not going to lead to improved services.
Sep 27, 2018 11:17 PM
@realDonaldTrump @Scavino45 You folks are bad for America.
Sep 27, 2018 10:57 PM
RT @LilianaSegura: What a travesty. The thought of Kavanaugh as a Supreme Court justice is so much more disturbing now.
Sep 27, 2018 10:56 PM
RT @HoarseWisperer: Innocent man angrily screams that it’s unfair to allow FBI to prove his innocence.
Sep 27, 2018 10:10 PM
RT @miguelrios: Kavanaugh right now is the face of privilege facing the real world for the first time in their life.
Sep 27, 2018 8:30 PM
RT @CNBCnow: BREAKING: Elon Musk, Tesla charged with fraud by SEC https://t.co/XlXZOknP8B
Sep 27, 2018 8:28 PM
Ugh. He came back. #KavanaghHearing
Sep 27, 2018 8:27 PM
RT @miguelrios: Wow https://t.co/EPmcmlx2Ej
Sep 27, 2018 8:19 PM
RT @ysr1729: May be he'll withdraw his nomination at the end of the recess. Fingers crossed.
Sep 27, 2018 8:11 PM
@ysr1729 I keep having to stop the video and look away. WTF is he thinking?
Sep 27, 2018 8:05 PM
He’s unhinging. #KanavaughHearings
Sep 27, 2018 7:47 PM
RT @Ram_M_D: "Some of my best friends are calendars." #KavanaughHearings
Sep 27, 2018 6:26 PM
RT @ysr1729: Dr. Blasey Ford is a hero. The judiciary committee and the whole process of justice should be ashamed for *prosecuting* public…
Sep 27, 2018 6:22 PM
RT @nytopinion: We're sorry for this tweet. In retrospect, a Twitter poll is insensitive in light of the gravity of this hearing. We've del…
Sep 27, 2018 5:57 PM
RT @MEPFuller: When your day as Orrin Hatch's communications director is going great: https://t.co/hEoZHj2egy
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Sep 27, 2018 5:29 PM
RT @kateirby: My audio will be added here soon (the tech-savvy people at McClatchy are handling it): https://t.co/pKn7Vg4nUT
Sep 27, 2018 5:27 PM
RT @randyshoup: Observability boils down to two activities: 1. Detection of critical signals 2. Refining the search space Do not confuse…
Sep 27, 2018 5:27 PM
RT @RandyRainbow: After hearing Christine Blasey Ford testify I encourage senators to move forward immediately and confirm her to the Supre…
Sep 27, 2018 5:15 PM
RT @enf: What's the most off-the-shelf subway system in the world? One that basically didn't do any custom technology development but just…
Sep 27, 2018 5:11 PM
✔️fed kids breakfast ✔️prepped/packed lunch/bottles ✔️took 4yo to school ✔️took 3mo to daycare ❌remembered to pack my laptop
Sep 27, 2018 5:03 PM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Things that Megyn Kelly absolutely does not deserve: 1. Sexual harassment 2. Gendered insults 3. Any airtime
Sep 27, 2018 5:02 PM
RT @JenAshleyWright: Grassley should smile more. His voice is very shrill.
Sep 27, 2018 4:15 PM
And we are moving again. EMTs were on the scene very quickly.
Sep 27, 2018 4:13 PM
Hope everyone is OK, but expect minor delays in the SFO direction.
Sep 27, 2018 4:12 PM
On my third BART trip if the morning and we are stuck at Embarcadero due to a medical emergency on the train.
Sep 27, 2018 1:43 PM
The nice thing about being up early in the AM is you can catch an epic San Francisco sunrise. #nofilter https://t.co/Uk6sKcvt3h
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Sep 27, 2018 1:32 PM
@thebrianfrench It's totally fine.* *I am not a doctor.
Sep 27, 2018 12:38 PM
RT @jeffvandermeer: The Area X t-shirt will also be available at the visitor's center at the St. Marks Wildlife Refuge, along with copies o…
Sep 27, 2018 12:11 PM
RT @pgarg: Celebrating @DocuSign women in engineering at #GHC #WeAreHere https://t.co/bd4oxZEKTA
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Sep 27, 2018 9:39 AM
@newbarnraising And perhaps Piet Mondrian in later iterations? 🤔
Sep 27, 2018 9:34 AM
RT @NewYorker: Even by Trump’s standards, his press conference on Tuesday was an alarming display of insensitivity, narcissism, and misogyn…
Sep 27, 2018 2:44 AM
@JohnathanMinear @Scavino45 Right up there with that whole "soybeans" thing. And King "Solomon".
Sep 27, 2018 1:53 AM
@Scavino45 Doubling down on the dumb, eh? Seems like you are leaving out a few, uh, highlights, from the presser.
Sep 27, 2018 1:49 AM
@Scavino45 This is such a stupid tweet, Dan.
Sep 27, 2018 1:09 AM
RT @jenniferfraser: Believe women.
Sep 26, 2018 11:10 PM
RT @MarkAgee: Jared always looks like a ghost who just realized you can see him https://t.co/xsOFbFQHuP
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Sep 26, 2018 10:55 PM
@TonyPrintezis @javawithjiva Make it so.
Sep 26, 2018 10:30 PM
RT @jules_su: Watching this press conference makes it extremely clear why Donald Trump‘s lawyers are emphatically opposed to an interview w…
Sep 26, 2018 10:14 PM
World salad. #TrumpPressConference
Sep 26, 2018 10:07 PM
Our President is not well. #TrumpPressConference
Sep 26, 2018 7:42 PM
RT @KerryHowley: I have a difficult time believing that hundreds of gymnasts could be molested by a single osteopathic physician over decad…
Sep 26, 2018 7:41 PM
@0xcdc Charlie.
Sep 26, 2018 6:57 PM
@goodndntwin Uh...one *sip*? Hmm. Actually I think I may be macrodosing.
Sep 26, 2018 6:56 PM
@heyjoshua That's just the start of the frog plague. I wouldn't be too concerned...it's pretty normal for this stage of the apocalypse.
Sep 26, 2018 5:21 PM
RT @__lucab: Good morning @ghc! Come say hi to the @Twitter booth, we are there with @TwitterU. Oh and yes, #TwitterCortex is hiring 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽…
Sep 26, 2018 5:05 PM
Apologies in advance for any weird tweets I might send out. I'm microdosing caffeine today to boost my productivity and creativity.
Sep 26, 2018 4:13 PM
RT @KCGrock: Today Mayor @LondonBreed announced that Valencia will receive a protected bike lane from Market to 15th within the next 4 mont…
Sep 26, 2018 4:12 PM
RT @JuddLegum: Democrats have 5 minutes each to question Kavanaugh. In my view, they should all yield their time to Kamala Harris and Amy…
Sep 26, 2018 4:04 PM
RT @pgarg: I can jump in heels and create unchartered decentralized sustainable power — Jessica Matthews #GHC18 #WeAreHere https://t.co/xo5…
Sep 26, 2018 2:00 PM
@heyjoshua I’m not saying we weren’t in some way partly responsible for making it a nightmare, just that not visiting won’t fix anything. P…
Sep 26, 2018 1:43 PM
@heyjoshua The world is a nightmare whether or not you come to this website. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sep 26, 2018 10:28 AM
@JohnathanMinear @WhiteHouse @POTUS 🤔 https://t.co/Z4KBo3Ie9g
Sep 26, 2018 10:05 AM
RT @deoates: The 1-month-old Salesforce Transit Center, a summary: • Lauded the “Grand Central of the West” • May collapse at any moment…
Sep 26, 2018 6:03 AM
RT @GoldenGateBus: ALERT: Effective Immediately! Golden Gate Transit will not be serving the Sales Force Transit Center until further noti…
Sep 26, 2018 5:19 AM
@ddb @Metallica I mean, I don’t even like/respect Metallica and this is hard to watch. https://t.co/doMHSHFUWn
Sep 26, 2018 4:23 AM
@enbnt I also spotted a copy of a book on your bookshelf that contains a citation of a @TonyPrintezis paper.
Sep 26, 2018 4:16 AM
RT @ablington: If I ran into Ted Cruz I could not NOT heckle him. I’d be yelling before my brain could catch up to my mouth.
Sep 26, 2018 4:12 AM
@jcdavis https://t.co/7wj3lLpfon
Sep 26, 2018 4:11 AM
@enbnt That’s awesome! Love the fretboard color/overall color scheme.
Sep 26, 2018 4:02 AM
@ddb @Metallica Third. Third time.
Sep 26, 2018 3:40 AM
@ay @Twitter Folks, let’s stay on topic here...it’s Dreamforce Week. Oracle Open World and "CodeOne" isn’t until 10/21.
Sep 26, 2018 3:37 AM
RT @HeerJeet: Is there any great comedy from the 1970s/1980s that isn't now hugely problematic from a gender point of view?
Sep 26, 2018 3:32 AM
RT @burritojustice: “hired a female assistant” what a bunch of asshat misogynist clowns https://t.co/TXfrV9M72D
Sep 26, 2018 1:45 AM
@JohnathanMinear @WhiteHouse @POTUS Yeah, it *is* pretty embarrassing that our President is being openly mocked by the rest of the planet.
Sep 26, 2018 1:28 AM
His horrific, democracy-ending mistakes during the 2016 election aside, James Comey was 100% correct about contemporaneous memo-taking.
Sep 26, 2018 1:13 AM
@WhiteHouse @POTUS (pause for laughter to subside)
Sep 25, 2018 9:53 PM
@bhaggs ...and rude!
Sep 25, 2018 8:32 PM
RT @seldo: TIL Minnesota has one of Virginia's original confederate flags captured at Gettysburg and refuses to display it anywhere or give…
Sep 25, 2018 8:29 PM
RT @whitcomb_julie: Decent Men Don’t Do These Things https://t.co/27c5LjxLYY
Sep 25, 2018 8:27 PM
@WhiteHouse @POTUS @realDonaldTrump ...and got laughed at. You kind of buried the lede there @Scavino45.
Sep 25, 2018 5:10 PM
RT @kvlly: Updating your Mac in the middle of the workday is a really great time to reflect on the poor decisions you've made in life
Sep 25, 2018 4:20 PM
RT @DuneQuoteBot: There exists a limit to the force even the most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is t…
Sep 25, 2018 4:17 PM
RT @pgarg: At #GHC18 this week! Looking forward to meeting other women in tech so that we can work together to make tech a a better place f…
Sep 25, 2018 1:25 PM
@dknightly *drags cigarette* Sleep? I haven’t heard that name in months.
Sep 25, 2018 12:03 PM
Few things taste as good as coffee at 5AM.
Sep 25, 2018 4:00 AM
@JohnathanMinear @realDonaldTrump What lesson did you learn?
Sep 25, 2018 3:56 AM
@JohnathanMinear @realDonaldTrump Was it a successful protest?
Sep 25, 2018 3:45 AM
@JohnathanMinear @realDonaldTrump Uh...why did your parents protest the Concorde coming to JFK?
Sep 25, 2018 3:38 AM
@JohnathanMinear @realDonaldTrump You have your mind on computers, it seems.
Sep 25, 2018 3:16 AM
@JohnathanMinear @realDonaldTrump Your Twitter account is less than six months old. Your O.G. credentials are...suspect, to say the least.
Sep 25, 2018 3:07 AM
@JohnathanMinear @realDonaldTrump Son, you have a poor grasp of what "False" means.
Sep 25, 2018 3:04 AM
RT @zmanji: San Francisco is the only city I’ve been to where people don’t take off backpacks when entering a crowded train. Why is it so h…
Sep 25, 2018 3:04 AM
@zmanji We have signs telling them to do this and everything!
Sep 25, 2018 3:00 AM
@realDonaldTrump How do you know they are "False Accusations"?
Sep 25, 2018 2:19 AM
@shatil @njm It is *you* who have been missing 1:1s with *me*. Now I’m putting you on a PIP.
Sep 25, 2018 1:51 AM
RT @mgsiegler: Every action (the joy of SF when people are at Burning Man), has an equal, but opposite reaction (the horror of SF when peop…
Sep 25, 2018 1:48 AM
RT @RMFifthCircuit: Like a stock exchange, twitter should just suspend itself when the news gets too volatile, and only come back on when p…
Sep 25, 2018 1:13 AM
"Smirkin' jocks with hackysacks. In Birkenstocks & khaki slacks." - @mcpb Barman warned us about this Kavenaugh bullshit way back in Y2K.
Sep 25, 2018 1:01 AM
@SecurityGeorge @roxstar10 Happy Birthday Roxanne!!!
Sep 25, 2018 1:01 AM
RT @SecurityGeorge: Good afternoon tweeps! Please join me in wishing Roxanne a happy Birthday because today is that special day Happy Birt…
Sep 24, 2018 10:36 PM
RT @ArlanWasHere: Going to Grace Hopper? Join me and @SlackHQ’s @aunder this Friday! Space is limited. Sign up here: https://t.co/thtQYB9X0…
Sep 24, 2018 10:36 PM
I'm skeptical about the accuracy of Kavanaugh's 1982 personal calendar because my current 2018 professional calendar is mostly fiction. htt…
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Sep 24, 2018 7:47 PM
My favorite meetings are the ones I am not supposed to attend but am invited to anyway due to poor email alias hygiene.
Sep 24, 2018 7:38 PM
RT @devecs: This is nonsense. It’s 93%. https://t.co/8XR4lXxuQ7
Sep 24, 2018 7:36 PM
RT @Pinboard: Increase the minimum wage. https://t.co/c9VFfUPErG
Sep 24, 2018 7:35 PM
RT @AndrewNadeau0: If I built a snowman and put a hat on him and he came to life I would immediately beat him to death with a shovel.
Sep 24, 2018 4:39 PM
RT @milestones2009: とあるスーパーで発見したカレーのジャケ。 なんがどっかで見たことあるって思ったら。。 https://t.co/tgSxjdOSkm
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Sep 24, 2018 1:45 PM
RT @ChristosMatskas: Desperate times call for desperate measures. I give you Volkswagen “Volkswagen detects when your tests are being run…
Sep 24, 2018 1:35 PM
@adam_messinger @gasca Twitter exposes the fundamental flaw in our attempts to scale humanity to the web. As @ziobrando pointed out: https:…
Sep 24, 2018 4:01 AM
@gasca @WhatsApp It’s the age-old problem of the public API lagging behind the GUI-supported features. https://t.co/B03hmh9bFL
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Sep 24, 2018 4:00 AM
@gasca ...but then I realized @WhatsApp’s Shortcut integration only allows one photo/video message at a time. https://t.co/x3puLqQ9ri
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Sep 24, 2018 3:58 AM
@gasca I was psyched at first... https://t.co/yBSzjqr9DJ
Sep 24, 2018 3:55 AM
@gasca It’s a game changer (iOS scripting!), but the 3rd-party app ecosystem has a ways to go until a sufficient no. of capabilities are ex…
Sep 24, 2018 2:45 AM
This is how the four-year old consumes dumplings. https://t.co/HOV85tfZiX
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Sep 24, 2018 1:44 AM
RT @jonnysun: the sentient part of the kool aid man is actually just the jug. he can hold any liquid he wants, but just chooses to hold koo…
Sep 24, 2018 1:43 AM
RT @AdamLefkoe: When people offer you CDs in Times Square https://t.co/yAa2u4KgtA
Sep 24, 2018 1:22 AM
RT @mondobytes: "Hey Siri, I'm getting pulled over" Damn, shortcuts is so 🔥🔥 https://t.co/fak6VlBM7w
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Sep 23, 2018 11:27 PM
RT @martinpi: These are lovely. Nonsensical info graphics. https://t.co/knyYTTwcgT https://t.co/xhap6G5GTl
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Sep 23, 2018 10:59 PM
Required reading. https://t.co/hChQYWf4mu
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Sep 23, 2018 10:44 PM
If You See Something, Tweet Something.
Sep 23, 2018 9:49 PM
@lhi @jayholler @kakaotalk 👋🏻
Sep 23, 2018 9:48 PM
@lhi @jayholler :-(
Sep 23, 2018 9:31 PM
And once you do, please share your automations, shortcuts, and life hacks!
Sep 23, 2018 9:31 PM
So if you haven’t already, upgrade to iOS 12 and get the Shortcuts app. https://t.co/PQL98ZuO02
Sep 23, 2018 9:31 PM
Now I can save tons of time and effort while making sure both sets of grandparents get the same photos!
Sep 23, 2018 9:31 PM
3) send photos in variable "My Photos" to my folks via Messages 4) send photos in variable "My Photos" to my in-laws via WhatsApp
Sep 23, 2018 9:31 PM
1) select N photos from Photos app 2) bind selected photos to variable "My Photos"
Sep 23, 2018 9:31 PM
Enter Shortcuts! I was able to create a workflow with the following steps:
Sep 23, 2018 9:31 PM
...so it’s non-trivial to find the same images each time. Especially if you’re sending images while walking or calming a crying baby.
Sep 23, 2018 9:31 PM
...but we take so many photos these days, and often spend time editing a few for the right crop, exposure, etc....
Sep 23, 2018 9:31 PM
...and send them with the *other* messaging app. At first pass this doesn’t seem like a big deal...
Sep 23, 2018 9:31 PM
...and then share via one of the messaging apps. I then have to go back into Photos and find the same images...
Sep 23, 2018 9:31 PM
When sharing photos, I spend time selecting a few photos from scores taken during the day or at an event...
Sep 23, 2018 9:31 PM
My in-laws, like many folks in India, use WhatsApp. My folks tend to use Messages.
Sep 23, 2018 9:31 PM
@pgarg’s parents live in India, and my folks live in the US. As is often the case, different countries use different messaging apps.
Sep 23, 2018 9:31 PM
My wife and I are the parents of two girls (one 4 year old and one 4 month old). The girls’s grandparents are always demanding photos.
Sep 23, 2018 9:31 PM
Here’s what was annoying me and how I fixed it via Shortcuts:
Sep 23, 2018 9:31 PM
Despite a few bugs in the editor, Shortcuts finally brings legit scripting to the phone. Within minutes I’d solved a frustrating iOS itch.
Sep 23, 2018 9:31 PM
Jay’s stoke about things is infectious and his instincts are usually on point, so this weekend I upgraded my phone and tried out the app.
Sep 23, 2018 9:31 PM
The other day at the office, @jayholler was evangelizing the new Shortcuts app in iOS 12.
Sep 23, 2018 8:45 PM
@realDonaldTrump @TigerWoods Dan.
Sep 23, 2018 6:24 PM
@gpapilion @OfficialCCSF @RadhikaBrown Next time for sure! Today we are off to soccer in Noe at noon. #dadlife
Sep 23, 2018 6:19 PM
Current taking-the-baby-for-a-walk status. https://t.co/0FeEQ3CZfy
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Sep 23, 2018 5:13 PM
RT @AndrewNadeau0: {Invention of comedy twitter} Okay so, like, jokes, but everyone is angry and sad.
Sep 23, 2018 4:25 PM
RT @Rainmaker1973: Self solving Rubik's Cube https://t.co/TERKeG60X7 | https://t.co/TbaUuxO1m2 https://t.co/l38QoXcH1n
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Sep 23, 2018 3:57 PM
@dhelder Huh. TIL: https://t.co/c10px4S2l0
Sep 23, 2018 3:56 PM
@dhelder Sputnik crash what?
Sep 23, 2018 1:47 AM
RT @TheB52s: Back to the fantastic @FillmoreSF for #halloweenscream and #dayofthedead. Tickets on sale Friday Sept 21 10am pst: https://t.c…
Sep 22, 2018 11:15 PM
RT @anshublog: Nobody really wants to leave the Bay Area. All people want is some damn housing. Fix the zoning laws and kill Prop 13 tha…
Sep 22, 2018 10:22 PM
RT @tomgara: This whole thing is an obscenity but it takes an incredible and unexpectedly obscene turn right at the end https://t.co/wA8Lfj…
Sep 22, 2018 4:24 PM
TIL: #Dorkfest /cc: @flightradar24 @TonyPrintezis https://t.co/z9L8AEc7c3
Sep 22, 2018 3:19 AM
"Aw, my racist, sexist garbage talk is not for you. It's more a Shelbyville kind of racist, sexist garbage talk..." https://t.co/AVx9FOrgdl
Sep 22, 2018 3:10 AM
@gln We are watching "Frozen" for the millionth time tonight. Such a good movie. https://t.co/SmMIyzVhpw
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Sep 22, 2018 1:59 AM
@gln Zootopia is good too.
Sep 22, 2018 1:53 AM
@gln Despicable Me Despicable Me 2 Despicable Me 3 Avoid, like the plague, The Minions Movie.
Sep 21, 2018 11:50 PM
RT @mpetrinidev: Pair programming https://t.co/uylp9NcDvd
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Sep 21, 2018 11:18 PM
RT @SFGate: BART operator in SF reports being hit in face, orders riders off https://t.co/vnZToMD7YN https://t.co/rZzRd5Foef
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Sep 21, 2018 7:07 PM
RT @theholdsteady: Hello Chicago! We're at @theemptybottle for a @GooseIsland 312 Block Party aftershow tonight! Jay Gonzalez (@jaydomgon)…
Sep 21, 2018 5:59 PM
@dschonbe @taylorleese @ryanoneill @jimcarrig https://t.co/REmrYDzFTq
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Sep 21, 2018 4:52 PM
@whoadoggie Ugh. I heard the train was being taken out of service. Hope they are OK!!!
Sep 21, 2018 4:27 PM
Fuck it, I’m walking. #BART
Sep 21, 2018 4:23 PM
BART seems sort of fucked due to police activity at 24th and Mission.
Sep 21, 2018 4:22 PM
RT @MattHiers: @igb @andres @Twitter scary
Sep 21, 2018 4:17 PM
@andres @Twitter is
Sep 21, 2018 3:27 PM
@Twitter President
Sep 21, 2018 3:25 PM
In retrospect "a piece of dog shit" would have been a more appropriate description of our President.
Sep 21, 2018 3:25 PM
I’d like to apologize for my poor word choice in an earlier tweet wherein I called @realDonaldTrump "a piece of human garbage".
Sep 21, 2018 3:15 PM
RT @WhitfordBradley: For a guy who’s a judge, Brett Kavanaugh seems to really hate the idea of going through a fair, methodical process whe…
Sep 21, 2018 1:39 PM
RT @magicandrew: So, let me get this straight... Amazon recently started producing television and now it's manufacturing microwaves? 🤔 http…
Sep 21, 2018 1:38 PM
@heyjoshua JIT happens. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sep 21, 2018 1:35 PM
@realDonaldTrump "The greatest nostalgia is that for what has never truly been." - Nick Tosches #MAGA
Sep 21, 2018 1:21 PM
Our President is an irredeemable piece of human garbage. https://t.co/7p7Az1Sr95
Sep 21, 2018 1:13 PM
RT @sinKEVitch: I have no excuse. https://t.co/uOwC9EiDsy
Sep 21, 2018 5:03 AM
@ericsson Erlang, right?
Sep 21, 2018 4:03 AM
RT @DanJackson415: "May I tweet this convo?" *posts convo to instagram* 🤷♂️ https://t.co/pF4GIFKEM2
Sep 21, 2018 3:27 AM
Technology is pretty rad. It’s pretty fun tracking Mom’s plane (SEA to SFO) on the internet and then watching it fly over the house. https:…
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Sep 21, 2018 2:51 AM
"The corpses all hang headless and limp Bodies with no surprises And the blood drains down like devil's rain We'll bathe tonight" https://t…
Sep 21, 2018 2:39 AM
RT @ysr1729: Questions about the judgement of responders apart, unless the US learns to use doctors and nurses, not untrained law enforceme…
Sep 21, 2018 2:37 AM
RT @psharpe: Come work with us at Epic, you too can worship at our Dark Altar of x509... https://t.co/L06b87Zm3c
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Sep 21, 2018 2:37 AM
@mazdakh @IEEEInfra https://t.co/qctObugPe6
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Sep 21, 2018 1:43 AM
@jvreeland26 Paging @ysr1729.
Sep 20, 2018 11:59 PM
I listen to a lot less music these days because I can never find my goddamn AirPods.
Sep 20, 2018 11:56 PM
@Twitter https://t.co/J24PHQc7tC
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Sep 20, 2018 11:53 PM
I hate reflexive contrarians. https://t.co/yB5cSfxVLo
Sep 20, 2018 9:34 PM
This explains a lot. https://t.co/U7VmknAIKI
Sep 20, 2018 9:17 PM
RT @IEEEInfra: .@vinucharanya discusses @Twitter's platform, challenges, and solutions for efficiencies. #infrasuctureconf https://t.co/Fs…
Sep 20, 2018 9:13 PM
RT @TonyDong3: @igb @NegatedVoid why didn't they turn it around to key results and objectives... KROs
Sep 20, 2018 9:10 PM
@TonyDong3 @NegatedVoid https://t.co/DbDvy92c8U
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Sep 20, 2018 9:05 PM
@NegatedVoid I ♡ Gulls too. Mostly because its a bird pun. OKRs are definitely better though.
Sep 20, 2018 9:01 PM
I ♡ OKRs
Sep 20, 2018 8:28 PM
@taylorleese @ryanoneill They are. That said I’d be willing to support them if I had one of my own.
Sep 20, 2018 8:27 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: @igb War Room GC?
Sep 20, 2018 8:01 PM
ETOOMANYWARROOMS
Sep 20, 2018 7:36 PM
RT @jenniferfraser: Listening to @vinucharanya discuss multitenancy and the subsequent challenges. @IEEEInfra @TwitterWomen https://t.co/4…
Sep 20, 2018 7:28 PM
RT @kanyewest: https://t.co/1n0yM79SIt
Sep 20, 2018 6:02 PM
RT @Apiphilia: @GoldenGateNPS Fort funston - decomposing whale at sunset - baleen, backbone. Gassed-up intestines https://t.co/caH9Jq4KkM
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Sep 20, 2018 4:58 PM
I really liked this PSA I saw on BART today. https://t.co/sedyi0Ujb6
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Sep 20, 2018 4:42 PM
@c0ngwang @ssgtmas I flip the tables because I am caremad.
Sep 20, 2018 4:41 PM
@ssgtmas @c0ngwang Didn’t *you* leave for better numbers? 🤔
Sep 20, 2018 4:34 PM
OH: "I’m on my way to MazdakCon." /cc: @mazdakh @IEEEInfra
Sep 20, 2018 3:34 PM
Remember, to avoid injury always use your legs (and not your back!) when flipping tables.
Sep 20, 2018 2:25 PM
RT @SimonMaloy: wow delaying a court nomination until after an election can you imagine https://t.co/pSyqJSrDC6
Sep 20, 2018 1:25 PM
RT @TravRice: Steeze and style in complete harmony | Kevin Backstrom Video: Alex Meliss https://t.co/dDjfKC4sAk
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Sep 20, 2018 10:25 AM
RT @JenAshleyWright: Twitter is an amazing business model where people make jokes for free and, in exchange, get death threats.
Sep 20, 2018 4:56 AM
RT @jasongay: Super Bowl host Atlanta is one of the greatest music cities on the planet. NFL: https://t.co/4xvjIKkTPI
Sep 20, 2018 3:52 AM
RT @DanSpenser: A "Purge" comedy where two pals accidentally kill someone a week before the purge and try to fake the person's life until t…
Sep 20, 2018 3:50 AM
RT @noamcohen: I’ve been reporting on the abusive culture at Linux over the last couple of months -- on Sunday, Linus Torvalds said he was…
Sep 20, 2018 3:43 AM
RT @MobyLives: Holy shit. https://t.co/V3t3qIqtcP
Sep 20, 2018 3:42 AM
RT @F6x: More than worth your time. Well done, @hunterwalk and @shellen. https://t.co/KLvemVUDc8
Sep 20, 2018 12:52 AM
RT @DocuSign: "Let's change the direction of tech...together." - @GHC @DocuSign is a proud sponsor of the Grace Hopper Celebration & will…
Sep 19, 2018 4:53 PM
@jack https://t.co/v6NSZqCrBh
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Sep 19, 2018 1:35 PM
Hey @realDonaldTrump, how about you "declassify" your taxes? https://t.co/7XbGlllHbd
Sep 19, 2018 12:00 PM
RT @jeffbigham: if you've ever tweeted an image on twitter and provided an alternative text description for the image, please reply, my stu…
Sep 19, 2018 11:59 AM
@jeffbigham I try to add alt-text for every image I tweet. Happy to chat. My DMs are open.
Sep 19, 2018 8:23 AM
@timhwang "We still can’t hear you."
Sep 19, 2018 2:09 AM
RT @LinkedInEng: New on the blog: Learn how we built and deployed a new service that manages the complex dependency graphs of more than 10,…
Sep 19, 2018 12:23 AM
RT @skilldrick: This is how we know we’re in a simulation https://t.co/4j3x4nI9oB
Sep 19, 2018 12:22 AM
RT @sza: Low key feel like books r making a comeback .. could be jus me
Sep 18, 2018 11:52 PM
Related: how is @Scavino45 so goddamn bad at social media? The mind boggles.
Sep 18, 2018 11:51 PM
The darkest timeline. https://t.co/koJ7IpeM9r
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Sep 18, 2018 11:37 PM
RT @ProPublica: New: A review by ProPublica found that 15 employers in the past year, including Uber, have advertised jobs on Facebook excl…
Sep 18, 2018 7:54 PM
RT @martinmonperrus: If you're a Swedish Erlanger, my research group at KTH Stockholm would be happy to discuss potential experiments about…
Sep 18, 2018 7:49 PM
@andy_wilco re: our lunch conversation https://t.co/DEP2ITr3o6 /cc: @mistermocha @synecadelic
Sep 18, 2018 6:32 PM
RT @goldman: Tech friends: at your next employee all hands or Q&A, ask what your company is doing to help register people to vote. If you c…
Sep 18, 2018 5:26 PM
RT @ScaleByTheBay: . @christhalinger (@TwitterEng) is back at #scaleSF, with the talk Graal: How to use the new JVM JIT compiler in real l…
Sep 18, 2018 4:08 PM
What idiot called it "TCC" instead of "The Theatre of the Observed"?
Sep 18, 2018 3:33 PM
RT @jack: 🆕 if you turn off timeline ranking in settings today, you’ll see all the tweets from people you follow in reverse chronological o…
Sep 18, 2018 2:11 PM
It’s one of those drinking-day-old-cold-coffee-in-the-shower kind of mornings.
Sep 18, 2018 12:00 PM
RT @mjg59: Someone just told me that people call the shebang line "hashtag yell" and oh god I feel old
Sep 18, 2018 11:59 AM
RT @burritojustice: for the love of god register to vote and get literally get like everyone you know to vote our lives depend on it https:…
Sep 18, 2018 11:54 AM
RT @OpenJDK: Graal: How to use the new JVM JIT compiler in real life by Chris Thalinger @JavaZone https://t.co/8QCNPdDEQO #OpenJDK #Graal
Sep 18, 2018 11:28 AM
RT @NateSilver538: (Whispers: It's kind of insane to have irrevocable lifetime appointments for *anything*.)
Sep 18, 2018 4:14 AM
RT @business: BREAKING: U.S. to exclude Apple Watch and AirPods from latest round of China tariffs https://t.co/IZnCWP1EOf
Sep 18, 2018 3:59 AM
@marsanfra https://t.co/iQJeD0PpXA
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Sep 18, 2018 3:46 AM
RT @TwitterSupport: 4/ So, we’re working on providing you with an easily accessible way to switch between a timeline of Tweets that are mos…
Sep 18, 2018 3:22 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A baby sleeps in black and white above the void.
Sep 18, 2018 1:50 AM
@nicktornow Art is 1% inspiration, 99% convincing @joep to follow you into an alley somewhere in SOMA.
Sep 18, 2018 12:23 AM
@marsanfra In an alley, Pascal.
Sep 17, 2018 7:21 PM
Alley Joep. https://t.co/kRxnnRObxg
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Sep 17, 2018 6:50 PM
@ningwangsf Be positive!
Sep 17, 2018 6:19 PM
@jayholler Swimming lessons, school potluck, soccer game, soccer practice. Looking forward to a relaxing day at the office and then soccer …
Sep 17, 2018 6:14 PM
@ningwangsf :-( glad you are OK!
Sep 17, 2018 4:41 PM
RT @GreatDismal: Presto Corp exec exits armored van. The Tessier-Ashpool of sneakers. https://t.co/CYROa0DeMC
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Sep 17, 2018 4:40 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A screenshot of an iOS dock with a https://t.co/WLNxNu4SHn icon. The alert bezel shows 851,806 unread emails.
Sep 17, 2018 4:40 PM
RT @jachristian: As a Bay Area native, sitting with the conductor while zooming through the Transbay Tube on Bart felt very off limits. Non…
Sep 17, 2018 1:50 PM
@ptraughber Counterpoint: the software version of the AppleTV remote.
Sep 17, 2018 12:54 PM
RT @scottreid1980: - Are you an Irish journalist? - Would you like to visit Twitter's Dublin office and learn how to make great Moments th…
Sep 17, 2018 12:42 PM
RT @zeynep: Also: Facebook saw drop in personal sharing after it spooked people about privacy. People messaged instead—arguably the right c…
Sep 17, 2018 3:35 AM
RT @flightradar24: Some folks have written in about an aircraft circling over Los Angeles this afternoon with a smaller aircraft flying nex…
Sep 17, 2018 3:31 AM
RT @derKha: Jokes are such a weird thing to exist... it's like the brain going "Ohoho, you fooled my branch predictor? I'll give you some n…
Sep 17, 2018 3:09 AM
"Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy" https://t.co/TxGPQcnKrQ
Sep 17, 2018 3:01 AM
RT @jenzhuscott: Starting a thread of various videos today in HK and Shenzhen as the world’s strongest storm #TyphoonManghkut wiping our ci…
Sep 16, 2018 11:21 PM
As a lifelong @buffalobills fan I fully understand, empathize with, and support the actions of @vontaedavis. https://t.co/OpLf3ILYFw
Sep 16, 2018 11:16 PM
RT @seldo: 2018: the year of empathy on the desktop.
Sep 16, 2018 11:13 PM
RT @Benioff: The power of Time has always been in its unique storytelling of the people & issues that affect us all & connect us all. A tre…
Sep 16, 2018 11:11 PM
RT @AP: The AP has deleted a tweet about killings in Texas because it identified four individuals allegedly murdered by a Border Patrol off…
Sep 16, 2018 10:57 PM
RT @JeffreyT1: Marc Benioff and his wife are buying Time Magazine from Meredith Corp. https://t.co/FJnoDeJv86 via @WSJ
Sep 16, 2018 9:19 PM
RT @mjg59: Something that's possibly even bigger news in the kernel - the adoption of an actual code of conduct based on the contributor co…
Sep 16, 2018 9:13 PM
@hunterwalk And somewhere in-between. https://t.co/BfOR6VaRQW
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Sep 16, 2018 5:08 PM
@moonpolysoft "So the JVM’s heap is divided into new gen, old gen, and imo gen..."
Sep 16, 2018 3:46 PM
RT @RecParkSF: Join the San Francisco Model Yacht Club for its boat parade, which celebrates the club's 120th anniversary TODAY, 9/16! The…
Sep 16, 2018 2:16 PM
RT @withfries2: I was the product manager for Netscape Directory & Certificate Servers (LDAP and X.509v3 FTW!). The burger was the Web or…
Sep 16, 2018 2:55 AM
@egd Is heroin expensive? Seems pretty cheap based on everything I see on the way to/from work everyday.
Sep 15, 2018 8:26 PM
@justinmhunter Congrats Justin!!!
Sep 15, 2018 8:12 PM
https://t.co/nCfLbuvWlr
Sep 15, 2018 4:52 PM
RT @brian_lovin: Hint hint every company ever https://t.co/XFUqbx96aV
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Sep 15, 2018 4:45 PM
RT @ysr1729: My initials are ysr, and I was born in 1729. Well, not really. I admire Ramanujan. And thoughts mathematical. https://t.co/Ak0…
Sep 15, 2018 1:55 PM
@ArlanWasHere @FastCompany This is so awesome.
Sep 15, 2018 4:50 AM
@Gleesonmg214 #OnWisconsin
Sep 15, 2018 4:47 AM
RT @jef_poskanzer: The Giants win a game! The Giants win a game! The Giants win a game! The Giants win a game and they're going crazy! They…
Sep 15, 2018 4:32 AM
@kpk @djpardis 90s skate culture would disagree. https://t.co/QPVoCnWLI5
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Sep 15, 2018 4:22 AM
@taylorleese @dschonbe @TaylorInternet Twerlang
Sep 15, 2018 4:17 AM
@taylorleese @dschonbe @TaylorInternet The point is that if your engineers aren’t clever enough to come up with a name like "Geoduck" or "D…
Sep 15, 2018 4:14 AM
@taylorleese @dschonbe @TaylorInternet I am. Or #TeamPlatform.
Sep 15, 2018 3:25 AM
RT @timlockridge: NPR has a text-only website for storm-affected people with limited connectivity. It's a great idea: https://t.co/K4AwuRdH…
Sep 15, 2018 3:12 AM
RT @cbcnewsbc: A man dressed as a jug of Kool-Aid is the only reason there's a mayor's race in Terrace, B.C. https://t.co/T6mbNjqowL https:…
Sep 15, 2018 3:06 AM
All these years of making @AahnaBrown to listen to *my* music is finally starting to pay off. #ThisOrThat https://t.co/UYaTseKjLE
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Sep 15, 2018 2:57 AM
@heyjoshua @djpardis @mikecvet @freialobo @AGonzalezJunior ...because you kept losing?
Sep 15, 2018 2:56 AM
@djpardis @mikecvet @freialobo @AGonzalezJunior I feel "sync" and "1:1" fail to capture the...adversarial...nature of the manager/IC relati…
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Sep 15, 2018 2:48 AM
@ddb IKR?!
Sep 15, 2018 2:41 AM
Meh. https://t.co/B7qnu7jcBQ
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Sep 15, 2018 2:34 AM
RT @DanJackson415: SUNSET TWITTER ACTIVATE
Sep 15, 2018 12:36 AM
@realDonaldTrump @EdRollins @LouDobbs Yes, I mean in sense the "electrical stuff" was extraordinary. https://t.co/qOBWFlleVM
Sep 15, 2018 12:30 AM
RT @nitashatiku: did you know that SF has the highest per capita rate of men who raise their hands during Q&A but have no actual question
Sep 14, 2018 9:27 PM
RT @SonjaTrauss: Affordable San Francisco is actually very very close. https://t.co/OPR9KyOVOw
Sep 14, 2018 9:13 PM
@BTraTra I would like to get off this crazy train. :-)
Sep 14, 2018 8:14 PM
@Twitter My initials.
Sep 14, 2018 6:52 PM
RT @EamonJavers: The president’s legal team put out an initial statement that said: “the President did nothing wrong and Paul Manafort will…
Sep 14, 2018 3:27 PM
@jayholler #TeamOmbudsman
Sep 14, 2018 12:41 PM
"The greatest nostalgia is that for what has never truly been." - Nick Tosches #MAGA
Sep 14, 2018 12:24 PM
RT @Ian_Darwin: The light reader is not the right leader.
Sep 14, 2018 12:11 PM
@ryanoneill Last, it’s a drive, but the Hood River skatepark is pretty unique. And Hood River is just a beautiful town.
Sep 14, 2018 12:07 PM
@ryanoneill Griffith in Tigard is fun. You’ve probably seen it in a bunch of videos. Large banked wall, concrete dinosaur.
Sep 14, 2018 12:01 PM
@ryanoneill Glenhaven is small and chill and in the city.
Sep 14, 2018 11:59 AM
@ryanoneill Pier Park is worth checking out. Just a short drive from downtown IIRC.
Sep 14, 2018 11:56 AM
@ryanoneill And don’t forget the rest of the parks in and around Portland. Amazing concrete up there.
Sep 14, 2018 11:55 AM
@ryanoneill If you actually want to skate it (instead of just watching gnarly locals) hit it early in the AM. Like dawn. :-)
Sep 14, 2018 11:52 AM
@ryanoneill Burnside!!!
Sep 14, 2018 11:47 AM
Thanks to the heroic stream of retweets by @realDonaldTrump this morning, millions of bots were able to find shelter and safety. #Florence
Sep 14, 2018 1:20 AM
RT @StarleeKine: Right because what we have a shortage of is podcast companies started by men https://t.co/HDtca9HsvH
Sep 13, 2018 8:04 PM
@heyjoshua The pink slime that powers Twitter grows stronger with each passing...week.
Sep 13, 2018 8:02 PM
@heyjoshua Some tweep once said "Faves are just weak retweets."
Sep 13, 2018 7:15 PM
RT @NBCNews: BREAKING: Pres. Trump rejects independent study that reports an estimated 2,975 people died in Puerto Rico in 5 months after H…
Sep 13, 2018 6:28 PM
RT @Coudal: A live cam watching Florence roll in and an apt metaphor for today's America at the same time! https://t.co/CRx54HapYI
Sep 13, 2018 6:20 PM
RT @Kasparov63: If a leader lies easily about trivial things—like crowd size, say—they’ll lie about big things—like body counts. As with re…
Sep 13, 2018 6:16 PM
@djpardis Groups of humans are even worse.
Sep 13, 2018 6:16 PM
@djpardis Humans, on the other hand, often become enamored with a particular solution and work backwards to justify it's application.
Sep 13, 2018 5:37 PM
@mokomull @monorepi @pantsbuild ☝🏽
Sep 13, 2018 4:37 PM
RT @KeatonPatti: I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the…
Sep 13, 2018 3:44 PM
A solution walks into a bar looking for a problem. Bartender: "We’re all out. But that engineer there’ll buy ya drinks ‘til we get one."
Sep 13, 2018 2:07 PM
@NadiehBremer May we should call it a "leafmap" instead of a "treemap"? 😀 https://t.co/KA7GAbaQSD
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Sep 13, 2018 1:44 PM
RT @F6x: San Francisco, if you can catch it, this sunrise is amazing.
Sep 13, 2018 1:38 PM
RT @LavaOneConf: Aloha, friends! Our next event from January 14-18 will be an #Unconference like @JCreteUnconf. To be able to find the righ…
Sep 13, 2018 1:01 PM
RT @Ocasio2018: Good morning! 🌞 It’s Primary Day in NY. Time to celebrate our democracy and the awesome power that everyday Americans have…
Sep 13, 2018 12:52 PM
RT @maggieNYT: Trump says Dems manufactured the 3,000 death toll from the hurricane in Puerto Rico last year “to make me look bad.” For tho…
Sep 13, 2018 12:50 PM
"You see, my client couldn’t be responsible for the deaths because they were alive when he left the island! The defense rests." https://t.c…
Sep 13, 2018 12:15 PM
RT @misterwootube: 💫 These are the Lissajous curves. Each circle moves at a different speed (yellow = slow, red = fast); when you match a c…
Sep 13, 2018 11:24 AM
@jhamlett 🤔
Sep 13, 2018 11:24 AM
@realDonaldTrump 🤔 https://t.co/Ugh8Kfy1C8
Sep 13, 2018 11:08 AM
RT @igb: The further down the stack you allow for divergence and heterogeneity, the smaller the ROI from innovation and R&D further up the…
Sep 13, 2018 4:22 AM
@gpapilion #TeamMisanthrope FTW
Sep 13, 2018 4:19 AM
RT @gpapilion: One thing you can always look forward to in life is the consistency of other humans disappointing you.
Sep 13, 2018 4:09 AM
@kpk Has. Has already been written. I’d delete and repost but then I’d lose all my alt-text.
Sep 13, 2018 4:08 AM
@kpk The script had already been written for that one. https://t.co/nMdiMV7qZD
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Sep 13, 2018 3:46 AM
@c0ngwang Ok then. https://t.co/K6ljQFr1aM
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Sep 13, 2018 3:43 AM
@c0ngwang Uh. I care. Can we fix it on our fork?
Sep 13, 2018 3:26 AM
@ningwangsf Water filter with mold?
Sep 13, 2018 3:00 AM
RT @stephliverani: .@fredwilson & @Holger share 👍 business development advice. I second: 😇 Good Karma is underrated 🧐 Find the right peo…
Sep 13, 2018 2:13 AM
@nicolewong @amac @ziobrando I guess I’m hoping you could #SavetheInternet #SaveDemocracy at the same time?
Sep 13, 2018 2:10 AM
@nicolewong @amac @ziobrando Most "debates" on social media seem to be screaming matches.
Sep 13, 2018 2:08 AM
@nicolewong @amac @ziobrando Polarization around social issues and political extremes seems to be getting worse.
Sep 13, 2018 2:07 AM
@nicolewong @amac @ziobrando And that seems to have had an impact on our most recent elections.
Sep 13, 2018 2:06 AM
@nicolewong @amac @ziobrando The hero, derp, and #FakeNews is almost impossible to counter as a human.
Sep 13, 2018 2:05 AM
@nicolewong @amac @ziobrando The troll-farms & bots and filter bubbles are nearly impossible to combat.
Sep 13, 2018 1:58 AM
@nicolewong @amac As @ziobrando said: https://t.co/nN7TIbtgsB
Sep 13, 2018 1:56 AM
@nicolewong @amac I legit think the internet might be destroying democracy. Hear me out...
Sep 13, 2018 1:52 AM
RT @HillaryClinton: I want to be sure we're all clear about something that Brett Kavanaugh said in his confirmation hearings last week. He…
Sep 13, 2018 1:51 AM
RT @flaviowbrasil: G developed interest in programming during summer. He just asked me to explain what I’m working on. It seems that he lik…
Sep 13, 2018 1:44 AM
RT @TheTweetOfGod: If you can't get along with Canada you're not human.
Sep 13, 2018 1:38 AM
RT @DCBarno: Stephen Strasburg just hit the batter, catcher, and umpire. With the same pitch. 😳 https://t.co/1orqu70aaW
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Sep 13, 2018 1:33 AM
RT @reyner: Curious how well “12PM Lunch with Ken • Tartine” here scales up to something like “2:30PM Biweekly revenue platform stakeholder…
Sep 13, 2018 1:32 AM
RT @ACLU: This victory shouldn't let us lose sight of the message the mayor attempted to silence, or that he attempted to silence it in the…
Sep 13, 2018 1:31 AM
RT @adereth: Guess what?! CMU just called me asking for a donation! I'd been excitedly waiting for this to happen.
Sep 12, 2018 11:37 PM
@john_coomes https://t.co/xVPhViCYeK
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Sep 12, 2018 10:37 PM
@jaberant Only one way to find out Josh.
Sep 12, 2018 10:24 PM
@BillyKorando https://t.co/aoMvrfS4AT
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Sep 12, 2018 8:47 PM
Current email-to-JIRA-communication status. https://t.co/tv7JgsDyfr
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Sep 12, 2018 8:37 PM
RT @AngelaLMorabito: The new Apple Watch senses if you fall, takes a Vine of you tripping, and AirDrops it to the nearest teen
Sep 12, 2018 8:17 PM
RT @LoserCrew: I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again", unreal
Sep 12, 2018 8:03 PM
RT @kclemson: @scalzi The way I see it is the friends justify the memes
Sep 12, 2018 7:52 PM
RT @ArlanWasHere: Looking for a great place to work? Announcing the Backstage Talent Network 🔑 We have an incredible portfolio of 100+ comp…
Sep 12, 2018 4:59 PM
@firepile @BookTV I've already added @cspan support to Twitter's OS, kernel, and JVM.
Sep 12, 2018 4:55 PM
Not to mention that the conversations around @BookTV would be...lit.
Sep 12, 2018 4:55 PM
...instead of the distortions and claims of pundits and public opinion panderers like @FoxNews et al.
Sep 12, 2018 4:55 PM
It'd be awesome to have conversations on Twitter centered around the realtime mechanics and debates of our democratic process...
Sep 12, 2018 4:55 PM
(sure, there was grandstanding and agenda pushing, but, relative to current standards for online "debate" or "discussion" it was pretty chi…
Sep 12, 2018 4:55 PM
I'm not kidding. Watching @jack testify in front of the @HouseCommerce committee I was struck by the relative civility of the interactions.
Sep 12, 2018 4:20 PM
If @twitter want's to serve the public conversation & make civic discourse healthy we should do an @NFL-like TV deal with @CSPAN. #oneteam
Sep 12, 2018 4:13 PM
@F6x @PeriscopeCo Nevermind, I found the "Unmute" button!
Sep 12, 2018 4:11 PM
@F6x That the @PeriscopeCo experience on the web could use some love. #OneTeam
Sep 12, 2018 12:27 PM
RT @House_Feminist: here’s the thing I would be fine with all these shitty tweets going viral if my shitty tweets were also going viral
Sep 12, 2018 12:20 PM
@squeegeebot Solid @jmascis/@dinosaurjr vibe on this one!
Sep 12, 2018 11:55 AM
RT @speakjava: Respect to @christhalinger for live coding and building #Graal during his talk (in the cloud) at #JavaZone, #TwitterVMTeam
Sep 12, 2018 4:08 AM
RT @prchovanec: Iron chefs. https://t.co/NykDAigM0n
Sep 12, 2018 4:05 AM
RT @flightradar24: Update: #IB6252, New York-Madrid, diverting to Boston due to reported number 1 engine failure. Expecting normal landing.…
Sep 12, 2018 1:27 AM
Could someone show Trump^H^H^H^H^H @Scavino45 how to create a thread on Twitter? These pauses & ellllllllipses are annoying AF. https://t.c…
Sep 11, 2018 11:57 PM
@ningwangsf So you joined @Twitter when you joined @Twitter, eh?
Sep 11, 2018 10:07 PM
RT @ZackBornstein: Imagine how unsettling it would be if there were even one funny Republican
Sep 11, 2018 9:47 PM
@tperzyk ~9AM that morning (9/10/18) https://t.co/1jxVyQq6nX
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Sep 11, 2018 9:33 PM
@TheAmyCode Same here in SF. Years merge into one long span marked by memorable events, people, surroundings.
Sep 11, 2018 9:19 PM
RT @YourProtagonist: Today, a woman with a toddler told me she scanned all of her fingers for Touch ID on her iPhone because she never know…
Sep 11, 2018 8:23 PM
@EJaneL @AahnaBrown Thanks Jane!
Sep 11, 2018 8:08 PM
RT @aalmiray: Any JVM related discussion these days will eventually see GraalVM getting involved in one way or another. There, I said it.
Sep 11, 2018 7:56 PM
RT @speakjava: @christhalinger just made a whole table of geeks very happy by showing us how to bookmark #Tweets. Ain’t technology great?
Sep 11, 2018 7:09 PM
@aspen CMOS FTW
Sep 11, 2018 5:19 PM
@umatweep @jmpspn @xxthucanhxx @thomasuster https://t.co/GrVcGdps4v
Sep 11, 2018 3:38 PM
Come on! https://t.co/9DUuy4HP31
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Sep 11, 2018 3:30 PM
First day of school (for real this time) and the 16th St. escalator is, natch, not working. https://t.co/XyZLZ7lNq6
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Sep 11, 2018 2:52 PM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: “9/11! Fuck yeah!” https://t.co/5eWpANBAcl
Sep 11, 2018 2:51 PM
I still haven’t ridden in or even seen one of these "new" @SFBART cars.
Sep 11, 2018 2:05 PM
@jaberant @Iterable Congrats!
Sep 11, 2018 1:52 PM
@ViiiLeMiii @Ignacy_Tlse @youloosecontinu @patrickJardin3 @Oquinto_cornu Je suis vraiment désolé, mais je ne parle pas très bien le françai…
Sep 11, 2018 12:43 PM
The internet helped me grok the scale of the tragedy via Slashdot threads, photos on CNN .com, and RealMedia™ & QuickTime™ video streams.
Sep 11, 2018 12:43 PM
At the time I didn’t have a TV, so I spent the rest of the day listening to @NPR’s coverage on the radio.
Sep 11, 2018 12:43 PM
I was working in Chicago’s Sears Tower when the first plane hit. The building was evacuated and I took an eerie ride back home on the El. h…
Sep 11, 2018 11:58 AM
Late-stage capitalization. https://t.co/fnADzgJuKy
Sep 11, 2018 3:22 AM
RT @LadyRed_6: Parenting hack: When punishing your kids, don’t take away their electronics. Take away their charger and watch the fear in…
Sep 11, 2018 3:03 AM
RT @arasmusKTVU: #SanFrancisco driver w/dash cam captures moment @sfmuni bus crashed into building. #SanFrancisco Bus driver suffered life-…
Sep 11, 2018 2:59 AM
RT @bhaggs: We’re labeling more and more candidates in US midterm elections. Today we’ve made some tweaks to the design. https://t.co/QZMuE…
Sep 10, 2018 10:50 PM
@ysr1729 Hah! Was messing around with this as well over the last week.
Sep 10, 2018 10:48 PM
@herval @TonyPrintezis ☝🏻
Sep 10, 2018 10:41 PM
Sigh. https://t.co/46ZlUyNfmZ
Sep 10, 2018 10:41 PM
RT @SimonMaloy: PSA: I'm relentlessly on Twitter until further notice. I'll use it for only for self-owns and for things I want to say wi…
Sep 10, 2018 7:29 PM
We took the long way home from not-actually-the-first-day-of-school today. https://t.co/OujAWOr3uS
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Sep 10, 2018 3:37 PM
On a related note, dear colleagues, I’ll be OOO today.
Sep 10, 2018 3:29 PM
TFW you think school starts on Monday but actually it starts on Tuesday and you find out when you and the four-year old show up at 8AM.
Sep 10, 2018 2:48 PM
Eastbound #BART is back on its bullshit this AM.
Sep 10, 2018 2:08 PM
RT @AdlerPlanet: Telescopes + Coffee + YOU = A great night for science! Join our team of astronomers and educators for #ScopesInTheCity at…
Sep 10, 2018 1:13 PM
RT @flightradar24: No take offs and landings at Lyon Airport at this moment because a car on the runway. https://t.co/bSI4XL5DIm
Sep 10, 2018 3:48 AM
RT @KamalaHarris: I wouldn’t be part of Kavanaugh’s confirmation hearings had Chief Justice Warren not been on the Supreme Court to lead th…
Sep 10, 2018 3:47 AM
RT @JoshuaIdlewild: Kept forgetting to post these- here are some photos I took with my Game Boy Camera at the Nashville @tmbg show back in…
Sep 10, 2018 3:43 AM
RT @DennysDiner: zoom in on the syrup https://t.co/omRBupjrXq
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Sep 10, 2018 3:32 AM
@nelson @Scott_Wiener This. ☝🏻
Sep 10, 2018 3:18 AM
RT @packers: UNBELIEVABLE! @AaronRodgers12 hits @rcobb18 for the 75-yard TD & the #Packers take the lead! #CHIvsGB #GoPackGo https://t.…
Sep 10, 2018 3:06 AM
@lahosken @thrashermag "O’er the Town of Pedro Pony" https://t.co/7heWu5BIAZ
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Sep 10, 2018 1:30 AM
RT @OteghaUwagba: Men should be glad women want equality and not revenge.
Sep 10, 2018 1:30 AM
RT @Kaepernick7: My Brothers @kstills and @ithinkisee12 continue to show their unwavering strength by fighting for the oppressed! They have…
Sep 10, 2018 1:24 AM
@lahosken @thrashermag Our Ham Could Be Your Life
Sep 10, 2018 1:22 AM
@lahosken @thrashermag https://t.co/uNiysBjhYs
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Sep 10, 2018 12:37 AM
RT @DanielKayHertz: Small brain: streets are for cars Large brain: streets are for people Galaxy brain: streets are for giant red balls htt…
Sep 9, 2018 11:57 PM
RT @dagskeenan: Organizations like the Down Syndrome Connection @dscbayarea and Achieve Tahoe @AchieveTahoe help kids like Simon excel! D…
Sep 9, 2018 11:55 PM
RT @GreatDismal: This is, literally, ground zero of science fiction https://t.co/YFdofIG11K
Sep 9, 2018 11:15 PM
Shout out to @ryanoneill for putting me on the trail of this amazing Peppa Pig "thrash up". https://t.co/QbNa0MS0f5
Sep 9, 2018 11:15 PM
You might not like it, but this is what peak personal-brand performance looks like. https://t.co/NcXamRvdhI
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Sep 9, 2018 7:33 PM
@Scavino45 This is not a something appropriate for the @WhiteHouse’s Director of Social Media to retweet, endorse, or celebrate, Dan.
Sep 9, 2018 4:05 PM
RT @NYTimesWordplay: CHEESE IT, IT'S THE SCRABBLE COPS! https://t.co/7imafQN7Ah
Sep 9, 2018 3:07 PM
RT @john_overholt: Even as I type the phrase “Library of Congress Name Authority File” I can feel you dozing off, but I swear it’s actually…
Sep 9, 2018 2:43 AM
RT @nbcbayarea: #UPDATE: Drone inspection is postponed after the drone crashed into another building before it could inspect the window of…
Sep 9, 2018 2:41 AM
RT @DaraKaye: I FOUND HIM https://t.co/UqTqpE3L6C
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Sep 9, 2018 2:35 AM
RT @foxesinfiction: https://t.co/YylwIedQPb
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Sep 9, 2018 2:33 AM
@RealJamesWoods Son, I’m not sure you understand how the internet works.
Sep 9, 2018 2:27 AM
RT @JasonKander: Tucker Carlson thinks diversity hurts the military because he’s never served and is therefore ignorant to how diverse back…
Sep 8, 2018 9:38 PM
RT @superchunk: That’s... convenient https://t.co/2kBcUjBpOh
Sep 8, 2018 9:20 PM
@Holger That’s such a great hike!
Sep 8, 2018 8:24 PM
@heyjoshua Yeah, I figured I might be able trace it back to him.
Sep 8, 2018 8:14 PM
She has, AFAIK, never seen a Star Wars movie.
Sep 8, 2018 8:14 PM
4yo: "Do you remember the two friends and one of them became Star Wars?! I mean Darth Vader?!" Me: "Uh..." 4yo: "That was so silly!"
Sep 8, 2018 7:55 PM
RT @kpk: Bezos is going to be seeing ads for vans for about a million years. https://t.co/kia0VpCR0Y
Sep 8, 2018 7:19 PM
RT @levie: The amount that this administration *and* this Congress is reducing our nation’s competitiveness for decades to come, via our im…
Sep 8, 2018 5:20 PM
@Kpaxs @naval What...what if I take a loan and use the money to buy drugs? 🤔
Sep 8, 2018 5:07 PM
RT @CHPSanFrancisco: Old Bay Bridge pier implosions scheduled between 11:30 AM to 12:00 PM today. Expect delays in both directions of Bay B…
Sep 8, 2018 3:25 PM
So, thanks to everyone for making Twitter great again and again, and if your tweets are longer than 140 characters you are doing it wrong.
Sep 8, 2018 3:25 PM
But this ineffable thing has brought me a lot of joy, amusement, empathy, anger, and insight over the last 12 years.
Sep 8, 2018 3:25 PM
It’s hard to say what Twitter, this mix of the profound, the profane, and the mundane, is all about.
Sep 8, 2018 3:25 PM
I’ve also done a lot of screaming into the void and fought with a lot of stupid, bigoted people and/or state-sponsored trolls.
Sep 8, 2018 3:25 PM
I’ve grown as a person, tweet by tweet, seeing perspectives and nuance on issues that would otherwise have been inaccessible to me.
Sep 8, 2018 3:25 PM
These good parts of Twitter make a big difference in the real world.
Sep 8, 2018 3:25 PM
But there are lots of really great humans (and bots) on Twitter too.
Sep 8, 2018 3:25 PM
I mean, sure it’s full of hate and racism and mechanical propaganda. (Twitter, that is. Not your brain. Hopefully.)
Sep 8, 2018 3:25 PM
You can share whatever dumb joke your brain farts out with the entire internet almost immediately.
Sep 8, 2018 3:25 PM
This weird website is, I think, a unique and important thing.
Sep 8, 2018 3:25 PM
Welp. I’ve been on Twitter for 12 years. #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/CHUIWmispr
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Sep 8, 2018 1:40 PM
RT @anildash: No surprise here except that people are surprised. The strategy of these players is undermining mass transit. https://t.co/LH…
Sep 8, 2018 5:09 AM
@jayholler Senior Staff Dad (SSD)
Sep 8, 2018 5:00 AM
@sovietvisuals @coolgrey Sergo!
Sep 8, 2018 4:58 AM
@Zeke_Cao 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻
Sep 8, 2018 4:56 AM
@gasca I trust you’ve watched "Wallander"?
Sep 8, 2018 4:50 AM
RT @CGregoryBrown: A shot of Gazprom Building in St. Petersburg from our Regent S.S. Explorer Suite. Tallest building in Europe. Built on l…
Sep 8, 2018 4:49 AM
@jsilland @burritojustice @strngwys @darth Is that Bernal chert?
Sep 8, 2018 4:43 AM
RT @justinesherry: Please help settle a marital dispute between me and @rubengmartins. If you have a CS degree, did you learn sequent calcu…
Sep 8, 2018 3:03 AM
@herval @dschonbe @networkjanitor We did. It got *way* funnier. /cc: @flaviowbrasil
Sep 8, 2018 2:48 AM
RT @CHPRedding: INTERSTATE 5 CLOSED 9/7/18-9/9/18 DUE TO THE DELTA FIRE The California Highway Patrol, the California Department of Transp…
Sep 8, 2018 2:46 AM
@dschonbe @networkjanitor It does, actually. It’s an internal codename/future open source name.
Sep 8, 2018 1:36 AM
@RichardGrenell @realDonaldTrump Oh, glad to hear there was only one Nazi. Phew. Welp, guess all that stuff is settled now.
Sep 8, 2018 1:09 AM
java.lang.Thread https://t.co/IqZz9OlYqt
Sep 8, 2018 1:03 AM
We took the invisible MUNI train home this evening. https://t.co/bMNB0at7xN
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Sep 8, 2018 12:09 AM
@ScottWalker You fail to understand what makes America great, and what our brave service men and women are really defending.
Sep 8, 2018 12:03 AM
RT @ann_leckie: Everyone who believes it was easy (or possible) to spot which characters in the Ancillary books were male--may I introduce…
Sep 8, 2018 12:00 AM
RT @TonyPrintezis: Presented at the @TwitterBoston Local Tea Time this afternoon. It so happened my tshirt matched one of my slides. #Twitt…
Sep 7, 2018 9:56 PM
@networkjanitor For a generous definition of the word "runs".
Sep 7, 2018 9:55 PM
RT @networkjanitor: Great ways to spend a Friday afternoon #784: Walk up to @igb 's desk and ask "Why do I care about the JVM?"
Sep 7, 2018 9:50 PM
RT @beamjack: I mean they've already done a great job with those ten letter codes for Hangouts Meet and those "plus codes" for Google Maps,…
Sep 7, 2018 8:48 PM
@ssgtmas Yes. Yes there is.
Sep 7, 2018 7:56 PM
Human decency isn’t web scale.
Sep 7, 2018 6:17 PM
RT @petridishes: 'elon musk' sounds like something the French thought would bring them instant victory in world war i
Sep 7, 2018 6:16 PM
@1andonlyglo Welcome back! #TwitterVMTeam
Sep 7, 2018 4:58 PM
This could be a game changer for in-shower coffee. ☕️ 🚿 https://t.co/NzQoXrpVKz
Sep 7, 2018 4:38 PM
RT @gilbertjasono: You’ve gotta hand it to Elon Musk, who is somehow the most embarrassing CEO of 2018 in a year where one of his competito…
Sep 7, 2018 4:09 PM
My @twitter device notifications seem to be lagging by *hours*...anyone else seeing this behavior?
Sep 7, 2018 3:36 PM
RT @EmanARazzaq: I joined Twitter as a 14 year old to follow my favorite celeb. Little did I know 8 years later this platform would help ch…
Sep 7, 2018 3:26 PM
RT @zipkinproject: 72 hours has passed and the vote for accepting Zipkin into Apache Incubator has passed with: 15 binding "+1" votes…
Sep 7, 2018 2:52 PM
It’s one of those drinking-coffee-in the-shower kind of mornings.
Sep 7, 2018 2:47 PM
RT @danprimack: What went wrong at Social Capital https://t.co/QeqWVphvei
Sep 7, 2018 1:46 PM
@jdecked Nice work Justine! This was the blocker for me moving to the new web experience. Was very excited when this shipped!
Sep 7, 2018 1:15 PM
RT @joshbloch: @DonaldOJDK “Do not confuse motion and progress. ”― Alfred A. Montapert
Sep 7, 2018 1:12 PM
RT @joshbloch: Read this thread for Oracle's take. Mine hasn't changed much. The announcement appears to doom Oracle's (non-OpenJDK) builds…
Sep 7, 2018 4:35 AM
@2hip4tv @coolgrey @SFBART It’s a pretty great way to start the commute back home.
Sep 7, 2018 4:35 AM
@2hip4tv @coolgrey @SFBART A few months ago I started saying hello to her as well. She’s always smiled back and said hello.
Sep 7, 2018 4:33 AM
@2hip4tv @coolgrey @SFBART I’ve seen Cindy there for years. Watched so many people say hello and watched her respond, smile, wave.
Sep 7, 2018 4:32 AM
RT @2hip4tv: One of the nicest people, Cindy. She meets and greets people at Civic Center Plaza in SF. People know her name, she knows thei…
Sep 7, 2018 4:31 AM
@2hip4tv @coolgrey @SFBART I was behind the woman with the green backpack walking to BART as she was greeted enthusiastically by Cindy.
Sep 7, 2018 2:48 AM
@Zeke_Cao 🌹🌹🌹🌹
Sep 7, 2018 2:44 AM
@hcf64 @jayholler /cc: @fvrojas
Sep 7, 2018 1:44 AM
Home. Finally. https://t.co/ih9yzNuNoi
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Sep 7, 2018 1:36 AM
RT @jdawsey1: "He's fought in more ways than one for your state," Trump says of Greg Gianforte, the congressman who became famous nationall…
Sep 7, 2018 1:34 AM
At the micro-climactic border between Noe Valley and Glen Park we had to gear up to stay warm. Socks were converted to mittens. https://t.…
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Sep 7, 2018 1:08 AM
Current MUNI-is-hosed-so-walking-home-with-a-four-year-old-on-my-shoulders status. https://t.co/REi0IyXu03
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Sep 7, 2018 12:39 AM
Kid picked up from daycare but next train not for another 25 minutes. 😡
Sep 7, 2018 12:28 AM
RT @paulisci: Whatever movie ends up being made about the Trump White House is going to have to be 73 hours long.
Sep 7, 2018 12:22 AM
RT @goldman: Did the guy wearing Google Glass at the hearing get suspended from Twitter too?
Sep 7, 2018 12:22 AM
@dataandpolitics https://t.co/XFOv3VOcYO
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Sep 7, 2018 12:20 AM
On the upside it’s one of the new cars. ✨🚊✨
Sep 7, 2018 12:18 AM
Finally on MUNI. 😅
Sep 7, 2018 12:01 AM
@gln Nice! Where?
Sep 6, 2018 11:58 PM
No MUNI access at Embarcadero. Taking BART to 16th street to catch J at Church.
Sep 6, 2018 11:52 PM
Currently "backtracking" via BART to Embarcadero in hopes of getting onto MUNI.
Sep 6, 2018 11:44 PM
MUNI (outbound) is pretty fucked RN.
Sep 6, 2018 11:30 PM
@jayholler @taylorleese @ndwns I like to think of artifacts like these as evidence of our colleagues's poor OPSEC practices. https://t.co/G…
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Sep 6, 2018 11:21 PM
@kdspaul @ksrenev What we need these days is a little more Perforce-sight.
Sep 6, 2018 10:38 PM
RT @jacobsoboroff: BREAKING: 497 of the 2,654 migrant kids the Trump administration separated from their parents are *still* in custody, ac…
Sep 6, 2018 10:36 PM
RT @kfitz134: when you have a business meeting at 6 pm but a 48-point loss at 7 https://t.co/HEsh8ZaexM
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Sep 6, 2018 10:31 PM
RT @sfmta_muni: ATTN: IB #subwaysvc delay at Van Ness due to overhead wire issue. IB station holds from WP to Church. IB trains on the surf…
Sep 6, 2018 10:09 PM
@jayholler I know the feeling. https://t.co/edwLMvX8M0
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Sep 6, 2018 9:03 PM
@kdspaul @TonyPrintezis @bitbckt @ksrenev There’s plenty of smugness to go around.
Sep 6, 2018 8:51 PM
RT @samuelmaskell: Found on a bus in Pittsburgh, PA https://t.co/AeJo4wLLJP
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Sep 6, 2018 8:49 PM
@gerashegalov @Twitter I prefer "chashtag".
Sep 6, 2018 8:28 PM
@ay @Twitter Asher.
Sep 6, 2018 7:52 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: #TwitterVMTeam https://t.co/lpli2N3YMb
Sep 6, 2018 7:17 PM
RT @RepJayapal: Oh, how nice that @realdonaldtrump sent me a birthday note. My birthday wish is for Democrats to take back Congress and a…
Sep 6, 2018 4:50 PM
RT @joshbloch: @wmacgyver I have done so. I use and am very happy with the Azul Distribution ("Zulu"). I suspect most everyone else will d…
Sep 6, 2018 4:45 PM
RT @swanseastones: Doors closed 2.5 hours ago. We are, as ever, staying late. There have been reports of a thesaurus leak, and we are worri…
Sep 6, 2018 4:28 PM
RT @joshbloch: This one slipped right by me: Oracle will no longer allow any of its "Long Term Support" (LTS) JDKs to be used for free in p…
Sep 6, 2018 4:23 PM
RT @TheDweck: I’m no HR professional but it’s prob a bad sign when an employee writes an anonymous letter calling you a brain-dead asshole…
Sep 6, 2018 3:55 PM
@PressSec @Scavino45 What...what if there’s more than one "gutless loser" on @realDonaldTrump’s staff? 🤔
Sep 6, 2018 3:05 PM
@Sharat_Chander Actually it’s your breakfast. Your breakfast is killing you.
Sep 6, 2018 2:19 PM
@heyjoshua @Twitter WTF knows what anyone is talking about at work. This is why I only communicate via pictograms on Post-It™ notes these d…
Sep 6, 2018 2:14 PM
Here at @twitter our observability query tool uses a DSL called "CQL" so we pretty much have to say "S-Q-L" when talking about SQL. https:/…
Sep 6, 2018 2:07 PM
RT @aedwardslevy: tree son https://t.co/Ul0um6zUBN
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Sep 6, 2018 2:00 PM
⚡️ "World Surf League announces it will give men and women equal prize money" https://t.co/JZABvwaseH
Sep 6, 2018 1:54 PM
What idiot called it "Советский революционный календарь" instead of "Marx your calendars!"?
Sep 6, 2018 1:27 PM
#MAGA https://t.co/YpgZ6TMLYw
Sep 6, 2018 3:36 AM
@davidjrusek You and @ysr1729. He argues (correctly) that it shouldn't be considered a word at all.
Sep 6, 2018 3:35 AM
@dickc https://t.co/JbwZAWckhH
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Sep 6, 2018 3:17 AM
"performant" https://t.co/T8dV0Db40s
Sep 6, 2018 3:14 AM
RT @manoj_wadekar: Very proud of hardware engineering and partner teams to deliver eBay servers! https://t.co/YyxVvM3zCR
Sep 6, 2018 2:42 AM
https://t.co/YhriyJSUJo
Sep 6, 2018 1:40 AM
@taylorleese This blurb by David Foster Wallace (who is, like you, a fan of tennis, but is, unlike you, deceased) may help. 🎾 🤔 https://…
Sep 5, 2018 11:55 PM
RT @ashleyfeinberg: if i were trump, i’d go up to a staff member i suspected and tell them that, if they were actually loyal to me, they’d…
Sep 5, 2018 11:30 PM
RT @jack: Heart rate during a Senate and House hearing https://t.co/LipSHa3xIi
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Sep 5, 2018 11:26 PM
@posco "L'enfer, c'est les autres."
Sep 5, 2018 11:24 PM
RT @revrrlewis: the zombie outbreak is beginning and vanilla ice is the embedded reporter we're relying on for updates https://t.co/DxZLS6o…
Sep 5, 2018 11:22 PM
@tedd4u 😭😬😭😬
Sep 5, 2018 11:07 PM
RT @jemelehill: This such an incredible checkmate https://t.co/bJBbyOrThP
Sep 5, 2018 10:46 PM
RT @jbouie: Everyone knows the president is erratic, unstable, and unfit. But the institutional actors empowered to do something about it h…
Sep 5, 2018 10:45 PM
RT @Pinboard: There is no way you can persuade me Paul Graham is not a long-term peformance art project https://t.co/04X6qQW7wr
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Sep 5, 2018 10:28 PM
🤔 https://t.co/VK1ZpkHniC
Sep 5, 2018 7:59 PM
RT @ameetkotian: In less than one month, I'll be speaking about Slack databases at Velocity Conference, NY. Please reach out if you are alr…
Sep 5, 2018 6:50 PM
@jvreeland26 We are starting to get to the deep tracks.
Sep 5, 2018 6:36 PM
RT @ABC: DEVELOPING: Emirates Airlines flight from Dubai being isolated at New York City airport after reports that as many as 100 people o…
Sep 5, 2018 6:36 PM
RT @SweeneyABC: BREAKING: An Emirates A380 in quarantine at JFK Airport right now awaiting CDC officials after about 100 passengers became…
Sep 5, 2018 6:34 PM
😬 https://t.co/Op60xoqVC9
Sep 5, 2018 6:01 PM
RT @jack: Also, there’s a distinction we need to make clear. When people follow you, you’ve earned that audience. And we have a responsibil…
Sep 5, 2018 5:27 PM
RT @ashleyfeinberg: REMNICK: So, some people say you want a white ethnostate. BANNON: Yes. REMNICK: Ah-ha! But that is racist. BANNON: Y…
Sep 5, 2018 3:55 PM
It’s an old school import! All is forgiven. https://t.co/7Z6tZHg4Ro
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Sep 5, 2018 3:48 PM
It’s your turn in the barrel, Outbound. https://t.co/8XRSD6hydM
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Sep 5, 2018 3:44 PM
@gpapilion @sfmta_muni I’m considering walking.
Sep 5, 2018 3:44 PM
The biggest "fuck you" is MUNI using our station to turn outbound trains around but not letting us board to go inbound. https://t.co/kpHwsp…
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Sep 5, 2018 3:32 PM
MUNI is back on it’s bullshit this morning. https://t.co/UZ4zc2CguL
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Sep 5, 2018 1:24 PM
@realDonaldTrump "Almost everyone agrees"?!?! My dude, you *have* to watch something other than @FoxNews once in a while.
Sep 5, 2018 12:24 PM
RT @debcha: There is a cohort of people, myself included, for whom this book (National Geographic’s PICTURE ATLAS OF OUR UNIVERSE, 1980) wa…
Sep 5, 2018 12:06 PM
Post-structuralist Twitter's deprecation of authorial intent allows a reader's subjective apprehension to establish a tweet as a subtweet.
Sep 5, 2018 10:43 AM
@jayholler Way more tweets should be hanging framed at HQ somewhere. /cc: @biz
Sep 5, 2018 3:19 AM
RT @eventilhq: #upcoming Graal: How to use the new JVM JIT compiler in real life · @christhalinger at @javazone 2018 ( Sep 12-13 ) #Java…
Sep 5, 2018 1:56 AM
In retrospect we should have named her "Elsaah" instead of "Aahna". ❄️ ⛄️ ❄️ ⛄️ ❄️ ⛄️ ❄️ ⛄️ https://t.co/Jh3b0UOJuZ
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Sep 5, 2018 1:12 AM
RT @maggieNYT: Not sure what part of the Woodward book quotes Kelly is denying, but multiple current and former officials say they're heard…
Sep 5, 2018 12:07 AM
Finally got to ride one of the new MUNI trains!!! https://t.co/MWeDz340Ah
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Sep 4, 2018 7:16 PM
RT @EricHolder: This is so dangerous and stupid it’s mind boggling. This is a fundamental threat to the rule of law. https://t.co/JriGVcGE…
Sep 4, 2018 7:04 PM
@christhalinger https://t.co/C4wOrQ1izw
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Sep 4, 2018 6:45 PM
"Look at their license?" https://t.co/jW0ndnbfIS
Sep 4, 2018 2:59 PM
😭 https://t.co/LmJzhQYskK
Sep 4, 2018 7:01 AM
But, as I said above, worth a read if you aren’t a student of Stalin-era Soviet history. *shudder*
Sep 4, 2018 7:01 AM
It also glosses over events outside of Stalin’s inner circles (Hitler, China, Korean War) & focuses on the lives of the Soviet "magnates".
Sep 4, 2018 7:01 AM
The book itself is at times a bit rushed and the narrative thread can get a bit confusing.
Sep 4, 2018 7:01 AM
Worth a read, if only to reinforce how easily humanity can slide into mass murder on an almost incomprehensible scale.
Sep 4, 2018 7:01 AM
Not a history of the Stalin-era Soviet Union, not a biography of Stalin, it’s a sketch of Koba and his eager/reluctant murderous peers.
Sep 4, 2018 7:01 AM
Anyway, this book was a fascinating and terrifying examination of the humans who enabled and implemented massacre on a horrific scale.
Sep 4, 2018 7:01 AM
Or tortured. Or imprisoned. Or enslaved. Or (and this seems like the best possible option) exiled.
Sep 4, 2018 7:01 AM
And if you were related to or a friend of someone who got murdered? Well, then you were probably gonna be murdered as well.
Sep 4, 2018 7:01 AM
I mean, it seems like people who were bad at their jobs got murdered too. Still...
Sep 4, 2018 7:01 AM
And the danger of success: generals, scientists, writers...if you were good at your job you were probably gonna get murdered because of it.
Sep 4, 2018 7:01 AM
Even the murderers responsible for the murdering end up getting murdered by the next wave of murderers.
Sep 4, 2018 7:01 AM
I mean, JFC, so much murdering.
Sep 4, 2018 7:01 AM
TIL: "democide" https://t.co/InNo2kEb5u
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Sep 4, 2018 5:42 AM
@slyphon @rwhitcomb We used to have a @d3js_org tutorial thought by @philogb at @Twitter that helped get folks up and running.
Sep 4, 2018 5:40 AM
@slyphon @rwhitcomb TBH, if/once you get the hang of it it’s pretty great.
Sep 4, 2018 4:45 AM
@zoecello Caddy Dishwasher Grill Cook Dishwasher Cook Editorial Assistant Planetarium Webmaster Software Engineer Engineering Manager
Sep 4, 2018 4:39 AM
RT @AstroKatie: If you need to hear a “debate” in order to reject white supremacy, I’ve got some bad news for you
Sep 4, 2018 4:38 AM
RT @herval: Elysium https://t.co/eiPdGpb6KH
Sep 4, 2018 4:37 AM
RT @_stdio54: https://t.co/VfcbgQSrOJ
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Sep 4, 2018 4:04 AM
RT @Pinboard: Imagine being told in 2001 that America would still be at war in Afghanistan in 2018, and it would not be a political issue.…
Sep 4, 2018 4:00 AM
RT @jasongay: when the Federer match approaches midnight but you’re on west coast time so it’s just 8:45 https://t.co/sDlaugoySW
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Sep 4, 2018 3:31 AM
First they smashed their Keurigs, and I did not speak out, for it was an epic self-own. Then they did even dumber stuff, and I LOL’d. http…
Sep 4, 2018 3:20 AM
@johnrich @Nike This is like the dumbest "protest" I’ve ever seen. LMAO.
Sep 4, 2018 3:10 AM
RT @superchunk: Lol your Soundman (does he insist on capitalizing it?) needs to read up on #Kaepernick and also his socks look really dumb…
Sep 4, 2018 3:09 AM
RT @jemelehill: When your fake outrage is so fake you don’t even know who owns converse 😂 https://t.co/XVqRB7YtZM
Sep 4, 2018 2:31 AM
@andy_wilco @bfd This has happened to all of us. https://t.co/Euvlr0Maus
Sep 4, 2018 2:27 AM
@lenazun @AahnaBrown She’s more like: "Holy shit, does *everybody* get tortured and/or shot?!?!"
Sep 3, 2018 9:40 PM
RT @Kaepernick7: Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything. #JustDoIt https://t.co/SRWkMIDdaO
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Sep 3, 2018 4:57 PM
"Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn." https://t.co/bm7uWEOelS
Sep 3, 2018 4:06 PM
Pleased with how the 4yo’s re-education is going so far. https://t.co/PjgcK0YdGB
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Sep 3, 2018 3:53 PM
@Scavino45 Cute GIF. https://t.co/O8i0qE8fr8
Sep 3, 2018 3:51 PM
Dystopia, but dumber. https://t.co/oljh24lpcp
Sep 3, 2018 2:57 PM
RT @Progressive_Pol: Serious question: If this is the "best economy ever" then why can't federal employees get their raise?
Sep 3, 2018 2:36 PM
Happy #LaborDay everyone! https://t.co/O8i0qE8fr8
Sep 3, 2018 2:30 PM
RT @ghweldon: L: Me before Labor Day R: Me after Labor Day https://t.co/ThNoKid6HC
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Sep 3, 2018 1:31 PM
Time to drink some coffee and not go to work! #LaborDay
Sep 3, 2018 1:25 PM
RT @evacide: I cannot think of a less desirable feature than one that lets people know when I am on Twitter. The cherry on this bad idea su…
Sep 3, 2018 1:14 PM
RT @Jevholution: i noticed there was a blank wall at mcdonald’s so i decided to make this fake poster of me and my friend. It’s now been 51…
Sep 3, 2018 12:55 PM
@heyjoshua Hang in there. The "fournadoes" are the worst...so far.
Sep 3, 2018 5:04 AM
RT @PranavDixit: Dear @tim_cook, Indians are rolling in cheap/free LTE data. We have it much better than the US. So for God's sake, if I…
Sep 3, 2018 4:56 AM
RT @incunabula: Reports from Rio are of the total destruction of the museum and the loss of upwards of 20 million items. This is the Brazil…
Sep 3, 2018 4:37 AM
RT @dada_drummer: In honor of @BetoORourke's DIY indie rock past, Naomi and I are auctioning an original Galaxie 500 Tugboat blue vinyl 7"…
Sep 3, 2018 1:20 AM
RT @rrhoover: Observation: I rarely get new followers from a tweet. E.g. nearly 200k impressions resulted in 3 follows. 🤔 https://t.co/gLt…
Sep 3, 2018 1:19 AM
RT @SamuelAAdams: If you’re shocked that actors have day jobs maybe you should consider paying for art
Sep 3, 2018 1:18 AM
RT @jonnysun: if twitter displayed likes, retweets, replies, AND the number of times a tweet was shared via dm or group chat, then the disc…
Sep 3, 2018 1:12 AM
RT @xidama: Well this is disappointing, as fuck. Unsurprising but disappointing https://t.co/YdClFwwxws
Sep 3, 2018 12:42 AM
RT @Super70sSports: “Morning, Ralph.” “Morning, Sam.” https://t.co/XxYZhykbEw
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Sep 2, 2018 10:54 PM
I ♡ CA https://t.co/U1lCIYtmdG
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Sep 2, 2018 8:19 PM
Current taking-the-baby-for-a-walk status. https://t.co/5nCvqSYGVG
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Sep 2, 2018 2:26 AM
@DanJackson415 @missmarisol It seemed sketchy the first time, but it’s legit. We are on kid #2, so back on this when we take the 10-wk old …
Sep 2, 2018 2:22 AM
@feenixgavredux @DanJackson415 Neither. They are designed to fit standard car seats base forms.
Sep 2, 2018 2:21 AM
@missmarisol @DanJackson415 Yes. Almost all car seats are designed to fit the inverted high chair base.
Sep 2, 2018 2:20 AM
@DanJackson415 That’s actually how they are designed.
Sep 2, 2018 1:43 AM
RT @Channel4News: "You're selling us self-consciousness." Jameela Jamil explains why she thinks the Kardashians are "double agents for the…
Sep 2, 2018 1:08 AM
RT @EffinBirds: https://t.co/qlHqC8AlM4
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Sep 2, 2018 1:06 AM
@censoredmm @realDonaldTrump 🤦🏼♂️
Sep 2, 2018 1:04 AM
@realDonaldTrump Who is Jesse Waters?
Sep 2, 2018 12:54 AM
RT @chelseahandler: Just a friendly reminder for the weekend: No white after Labor Day, and no old, white racist men after the midterms. Ge…
Sep 2, 2018 12:36 AM
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Sep 2, 2018 12:32 AM
RT @obijawn: Bean bag chairs are venus fly traps for anyone over 35
Sep 2, 2018 12:16 AM
@marsanfra @herval @DoorDash app^H^H^H internet
Sep 2, 2018 12:08 AM
RT @firepile: Me: wait is your father Anakin or Darth Vader? 4yo: Anakin and Darth Vader are the same person Me: yes, like the morning star…
Sep 2, 2018 12:06 AM
@firepile I’m here for #HesperusVsPhosphorus Twitter.
Sep 1, 2018 11:56 PM
@marsanfra @herval @DoorDash There should be a random acts of kindness plugin for the app.
Sep 1, 2018 11:54 PM
RT @ysr1729: "A little learning is a dangerous thing; drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring: there shallow draughts intoxicate the br…
Sep 1, 2018 11:23 PM
I’m raising a "seed" round.
Sep 1, 2018 11:21 PM
Unenlightened desPOTUSism.
Sep 1, 2018 10:31 PM
Currently seeking funding for my ML-powered startup to disrupt the private wood identification consulting industry. https://t.co/BH3lxK3ygD
Sep 1, 2018 10:28 PM
RT @bigshika: Did you know: if you're a US citizen, you can get up to 3 samples of wood identified free of charge annually by the Center fo…
Sep 1, 2018 10:19 PM
RT @LibyaLiberty: His role (had he not been fired) “would have included overseeing a recently created denaturalization unit...tasked w/iden…
Sep 1, 2018 10:04 PM
@jayholler Dark Side of iTunes
Sep 1, 2018 9:53 PM
RT @pt: @timoreilly @mslinn It’s not clear to me political ads matter a fraction as much as prioritizing legitimate journalism over propaga…
Sep 1, 2018 2:14 PM
@Julianna @SecurityGeorge Congratulations...well deserved!
Sep 1, 2018 12:25 PM
RT @jilltucker: Fascinating thread. https://t.co/CNuLyWThkz
Sep 1, 2018 4:37 AM
RT @peterhartlaub: Thought we could spend Friday night drinking beer and breaking down this photo of San Francisco @49ers fans in 1985 ...…
Sep 1, 2018 4:34 AM
@NolanOBrien Likely an issue with a swollen/expansed battery.
Sep 1, 2018 4:09 AM
RT @tmbg: RIP Village Voice. Thanks for everything. https://t.co/f4uXNAn2p0
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Sep 1, 2018 4:09 AM
RT @nytimes: California beaches cannot be privatized. But if billionaire Vinod Khosla wins his case, he could reshape the laws that gove…
Sep 1, 2018 1:03 AM
@jvreeland26 @franckcuny We are also hiring on KaOS.
Sep 1, 2018 1:02 AM
RT @KeatonPatti: I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Shark Tank episodes and then asked it to write a Shark Tank episode of its own…
Sep 1, 2018 12:14 AM
RT @jack: Flying to DC for 2 hearings Wednesday with the Senate Intel Committee to share Twitter’s work to protect election integrity, and…