February 2020 (459 tweets)

• Feb 29, 2020 10:39 PMThe toe strap is really the only strap you need. https://t.co/ChXlrLctKT 📷
• Feb 29, 2020 9:19 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: The Lindamar Taco Bell, jewel of the Pacific, glows in the dim lights of a pre-dawn, foggy sky.
• Feb 29, 2020 12:59 PMRT @usedwigs: me trying to show my wife a tweet I wrote https://t.co/dLgXp4xHtw 📷
• Feb 29, 2020 6:36 AMRT @balajis: The virus is already here, it’s just not evenly detected.
• Feb 29, 2020 6:35 AMRT @jbouie: i was today years old when i learned that danny elfman was in oingo boingo
• Feb 29, 2020 6:31 AMRT @RudyakMarina: What to do if you can't shake hands? #coronavirus #creativity #china https://t.co/MZ5aginwdD 🎥
• Feb 28, 2020 3:50 PM@joshualkrose @NBAonTNT It took me a minute to figure out this Tweet.
• Feb 28, 2020 7:45 AMRT @hipsterelectron: those who do not study emacs are doomed to repeat it
• Feb 28, 2020 7:28 AM@jpd *huffs some fast-drying polyurethane*
• Feb 28, 2020 7:14 AMRT @alimanfoo: 9. While a mask seems like a good idea, it can give a false sense of security. There isn’t a lot of good evidence that shows…
• Feb 28, 2020 5:56 AM@gasca I'd like to change my vote. https://t.co/8xWEfT67OC 🎥
• Feb 28, 2020 5:49 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: A sign that says "Goat Yoga Yoga With Goats Sign Up 650-762-2342".
• Feb 28, 2020 5:30 AMRT @LavaOneConf: Maybe we should bring #LavaOne back...
• Feb 28, 2020 5:18 AMRT @davidjrusek: TIL https://t.co/nABkDa3kJ8 will be in Broomfield in March, just down the street from my house. I will be there to hang ou…
• Feb 28, 2020 5:16 AM@realDonaldTrump Not right now, @DanScavino. The grownups in this country are trying to manage a global pandemic.
• Feb 28, 2020 5:14 AM@posco @LavaOneConf So you are saying it’s the arch-archipelago?
• Feb 28, 2020 4:32 AMRT @rakyll: Today’s fashion is one of a kind. https://t.co/aTHh6TQ3ju 📷
• Feb 28, 2020 4:06 AMMy flight out of HNL yesterday afternoon was giving off some real aloha vibes. https://t.co/Fo0x7HjwJC 📷
• Feb 28, 2020 3:43 AM@VanGray_JPG @dantley It doesn’t truncate until you hit the 1MM mark. https://t.co/nJg17qw2Eq https://t.co/Hb1d4CQNRf
• Feb 28, 2020 3:40 AM@dantley Personal...business...it’s all just email in the end. https://t.co/8hKCAbXS5H 📷
• Feb 28, 2020 2:46 AMRT @neal_katyal: https://t.co/sWvyz3n7vp 📷
• Feb 28, 2020 2:44 AMRT @mikiebarb: If you told me that for the next few months a top CDC doctor would come out and give us an update every day on the coronavir…
• Feb 27, 2020 9:22 PM@benj_fry @jro @tweets_so_fresh SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THIS KQED LIVESTREAM THAT PLAYS BY DEFAULT WHEN I ASK ALEXA TO PLAY NPR
• Feb 27, 2020 9:13 PM@benj_fry @jro @tweets_so_fresh On Alexa you just say "Alexa play NPR".
• Feb 27, 2020 6:37 PM@TwitterDesign Design stuff.
• Feb 27, 2020 6:20 PMRT @CNN: Facebook announced on Thursday that it is canceling F8, its biggest annual event, due to concerns over the coronavirus. https://t.…
• Feb 27, 2020 6:18 PM@DanJackson415 ?
• Feb 27, 2020 5:22 PMThis viral marketing campaign by @GrupoModelo_MX is getting out of hand. https://t.co/awOSLGJveI 📷
• Feb 27, 2020 5:09 PM@hipsterelectron @jayholler I know, I know, it’s also about origin attribution after link sharing, but still.
• Feb 27, 2020 5:08 PM@hipsterelectron @jayholler Was it "we should just use user agent strings"? Cause that’s my idea.
• Feb 27, 2020 5:03 PM@dschonbe https://t.co/xvipBVE7lP 🎥
• Feb 27, 2020 3:03 PMRT @NewsHour: Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe asks 34,847 schools nationwide to shutdown until spring holidays begin in late March, in a…
• Feb 27, 2020 2:43 PM@LavaOneConf https://t.co/CO8D4LFl1G 🎥
• Feb 27, 2020 7:17 AMBack on my bullshit^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H BART. https://t.co/rhX7JLKRpW 📷
• Feb 27, 2020 7:14 AM@zachklein TBH it’s not that miserable. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Feb 27, 2020 7:11 AMRT @mike_julian: All airport restaurants that serve breakfast should serve it 24x7. Ending breakfast at 10a is just silly. Time has no mea…
• Feb 27, 2020 7:03 AM@amdev @johnboiles More like "dadvent calendar" amirite?
• Feb 27, 2020 1:13 AMRT @GeraldVenzl: Mahalo @UnVoxxedHawaii, @christhalinger and the #community for an amazing, inspiring, welcoming, and diverse unconference!…
• Feb 27, 2020 12:31 AMRT @suzyesp: Coronavirus live updates: First confirmed case of unknown origin emerges in U.S. - in Northern California, report says https:/…
• Feb 27, 2020 12:30 AM@cyberadam26 HBD!
• Feb 27, 2020 12:06 AMHNL ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ SFO 👋🏻 #LavaOne & #UnVoxxedHawaii
• Feb 27, 2020 12:05 AMRT @ixchelruiz: a hui hou nō! 😁😘 Leaving #UnVoxxedHawaii with plenty of ideas; new friendships; a deep sense of community. #Community #Ja…
• Feb 27, 2020 12:00 AMRT @bd: a smart meter laden utility service anonymous postmortem 🧵 with the permission of a new friend. a story of how two cron jobs cut s…
• Feb 26, 2020 11:54 PMRT @jbfan911: me as presidential candidate to other candidates after debate: hey so like are you guys mad at me
• Feb 26, 2020 11:52 PM@cbogie Business trip. Not a lot of time this time. :-(
• Feb 26, 2020 11:51 PMRT @aalmiray: Mahalo #UnvoxxedHawaii! Thank you all participants for making this event a spirit enriching and unforgettable experience 🤗 h…
• Feb 26, 2020 10:57 PMCurrent global pandemic status. https://t.co/Wy8roReFE6 📷
• Feb 26, 2020 9:55 PMRT @cowtowncoder: Shame on Indian police, PM for enabling a modern day pogrom https://t.co/55ZsUZCRPd
• Feb 26, 2020 8:42 PMRT @SwiftOnSecurity: Bernie is going to take your Bitcoin and turn it back into electricity
• Feb 26, 2020 6:27 PMAM run to Diamond Head and back. https://t.co/sGx9YaUESB 📷
• Feb 26, 2020 4:02 PM@hknightsf @lateefahsimon @SFBART That should be a higher priority than trying to develop taller, more restrictive fare gates to stop fare …
• Feb 26, 2020 4:01 PM@hknightsf @lateefahsimon @SFBART For example, we need more than one ADA gate at each station.
• Feb 26, 2020 3:54 PMRT @hknightsf: I’m excited to host @lateefahsimon on the our San Francisco City Insider podcast tomorrow. What are your burning BART questi…
• Feb 26, 2020 3:54 PM@hknightsf @lateefahsimon Why is @SFBART funding fare-evasion suppression efforts over much-needed accessibility improvements?
• Feb 26, 2020 3:37 PMRT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/wwCgNvQvl9 📷
• Feb 26, 2020 7:26 AMRT @UnVoxxedHawaii: Last event of #UnVoxxedHawaii2020! Big Mahalo to everybody who came out! https://t.co/lUWTDObV4Q 📷
• Feb 26, 2020 12:44 AM@GlyneGittens Yes. And it was amazing. https://t.co/hMXFdcdJ1O
• Feb 26, 2020 12:15 AM@GlyneGittens I dream about our life on the sixth floor when we still had the donut machine.
• Feb 26, 2020 12:11 AMRT @danyriv: “Multithreaded Lines of Exploration” fireside chat with our Algorithm Leaders, hosted by our fearless VP of Engineering, @pgar…
• Feb 26, 2020 12:11 AM@psharpe @secretasianman https://t.co/0ZbOANlN6y 🎥
• Feb 26, 2020 12:04 AMRT @brunoborges: If you live in 🇨🇦 or nearby (Seattle area), would you attend a #Java conference in Vancouver?
• Feb 26, 2020 12:02 AM@secretasianman Java progamming.
• Feb 25, 2020 11:44 PMRT @SF_DPH: Mayor London Breed declared a local emergency here in SF today to prepare for possible COVID-19 in the community. Facts here: h…
• Feb 25, 2020 11:34 PMRT @ixchelruiz: Wow!! What an amazing languages discussion @UnVoxxedHawaii 🤩😁 https://t.co/qhlDBQPK9B 📷
• Feb 25, 2020 11:28 PMRT @OracleDevs: Day 2 of @UnVoxxedHawaii 2020! Lots of good topics, lots of discussions. https://t.co/HMepmOSxzZ 📷
• Feb 25, 2020 5:08 PMShort urban run this AM. https://t.co/ExM3pvmXPg 📷
• Feb 25, 2020 5:04 PMRT @zeynep: Millions in China are suffering through severe lockdowns and untold number of medical workers are putting their lives on the li…
• Feb 25, 2020 7:43 AMRT @_stdio54: MacOS = works well until you change anything Linux = works well once you change everything
• Feb 25, 2020 4:10 AMRT @jimgris: Family photo from Day 1 at #UnVoxxedHawaii #foss #java https://t.co/5D7AqAjVsP 📷
• Feb 25, 2020 3:03 AMRT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/9K1V2TiOIG 📷
• Feb 25, 2020 2:28 AMRT @BarackObama: After a lifetime of reaching for the stars, today, Katherine Johnson landed among them. She spent decades as a hidden figu…
• Feb 25, 2020 1:57 AM@anildash And a gift!!! https://t.co/t5QXPzis5d 🎥
• Feb 25, 2020 1:56 AMRT @SFBART: One of our greatest fears. Our sympathies to @NYCTSubway. Our station agents have a grabber tool to retrieve dropped items. Pl…
• Feb 25, 2020 1:21 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: A little girl, framed in an archway, stares up at an overhead aquarium.
• Feb 25, 2020 1:10 AMRT @ggreeneva: The acting deputy secretary of homeland security is asking the internet where to get information about the spread of #Covid1…
• Feb 25, 2020 12:04 AMAnother Diamond Head loop for this AM’s run. https://t.co/QWkZShucfA 📷
• Feb 24, 2020 11:48 PMStoked to see #TwitterVMTeam’s @christhalinger as an inaugural member of the GraalVM Project Advisory Board. https://t.co/XFFNNJOd0T
• Feb 24, 2020 10:28 PMDiscussing the future of JVM-based languages at #LavaOne #UnVoxxedHawaii https://t.co/sXCz4cWgPF 📷
• Feb 24, 2020 3:45 PM@AragoncilloPHL https://t.co/4vV8CO9zSv https://t.co/9U1rOSnk73
• Feb 24, 2020 3:09 PM@mayaashleyyy @KPIXtv Not my video. You should ask @albertotretti: https://t.co/4vV8CO9zSv https://t.co/9U1rOSnk73
• Feb 24, 2020 6:08 AM@satanjeev @theexceptioncat https://t.co/4vV8CO9zSv https://t.co/9U1rOSnk73
• Feb 24, 2020 5:59 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: Purple-lit jellyfish float in a dark tank.
• Feb 24, 2020 5:29 AMIt’s been two weeks since cars were banned from Market St. and the situation has escalated quickly. https://t.co/Dt0vYKhbqb 🎥
• Feb 24, 2020 12:44 AMRT @cproppe: @igb Sluuurp.... https://t.co/dO2mnGNXxk 📷
• Feb 24, 2020 12:43 AMRT @umatweep: @igb - a whole class above all manager tech presentations I've seen of late 👌
• Feb 23, 2020 11:21 PM@MakarandParigi Steve Reich would like to have a word.
• Feb 23, 2020 10:55 PM@JamesLoduca Everything is suddenly gonna be "unfair".
• Feb 23, 2020 10:55 PM@JamesLoduca Oh man. Enjoy the time. Baby #1 is about to be super pissed off about not being the only center of your universe.
• Feb 23, 2020 10:46 PM@arrdem Sigh.
• Feb 23, 2020 10:43 PMWhat a difference a week makes. https://t.co/GCWSDbaGK7 📷
• Feb 23, 2020 10:06 PMRT @shreyas: I’m starting to call these the “apple pie positions” => the personal risk of pushing back is so high that almost everyone nods…
• Feb 23, 2020 9:51 PM@Scavino45 @RamsteinAirBase I’m not sure you know what "नमस्ते" actually means, Dan.
• Feb 23, 2020 9:34 PMRT @SkyNews: BREAKING: Austria has stopped a train coming from Italy at its border as two travellers are suspected of being infected with #…
• Feb 23, 2020 7:47 PM@mjduigou @ann_leckie Awesome. Let’s discuss this week! #LavaOneBookClub
• Feb 23, 2020 7:30 PMNo one build worlds like @ann_leckie builds worlds. https://t.co/R7ELUs4ODR 📷
• Feb 23, 2020 7:08 PM@DanScavino You are a disgrace to our country, Dan.
• Feb 23, 2020 5:58 PMRT @umatweep: Awesome talk on "Compiler 2.0: Using ML to modernize compiler technology" at https://t.co/MeHggVya4Y workshop CGO 2020 @TheOf…
• Feb 23, 2020 5:34 PMSunrise run around Diamond Head. https://t.co/a71hOTFMOB 📷
• Feb 23, 2020 6:49 AM@n8foo https://t.co/3QiJ6mCuUM 🎥
• Feb 23, 2020 6:30 AM@alexisthenedd @gillyarcht Also the TV series "Spenser For Hire".
• Feb 23, 2020 6:05 AMRT @hipsterelectron: if you wanna hear about what i’ve been working on please listen to this talk i gave today i worked really hard on it a…
• Feb 23, 2020 5:05 AMRT @MakarandParigi: Reunion with the #TwitterVMTeam 2019 @terns at #graalcgo2020 in beautiful San Diego!! (Minus @UrielS96 😢) https://t.co/…
• Feb 23, 2020 3:55 AMHey @TwitterSupport, can we get a "Violates the Hatch Act" option when reporting Tweets? https://t.co/idjD6y6UNn
• Feb 23, 2020 12:17 AMThis was a low-key love letter from @GreatDismal to San Francisco. https://t.co/YDtc3wswNB 📷
• Feb 23, 2020 12:03 AMRT @yigalatz: A great stream of the @graalvm workshop talks in San Diego by Chris. Go to his profile for the rest of them.
• Feb 22, 2020 5:07 PMOk #graalcgo2020 live stream is now here: https://t.co/v9ZhKS52ya
• Feb 22, 2020 5:05 PMCheck out the livestream of the #graalcgo workshop featuring #TwitterVMTeam members @umatweep @flaviowbrasil @christhalinger & @nvgrw! htt…
• Feb 22, 2020 4:50 PMHuh. My bot seems to have magically reawakened/fixed itself all on its own. The singularity is nigh! https://t.co/EG2l6srLbA
• Feb 22, 2020 4:42 PM@BillyKorando https://t.co/t58T3w4TGF 🎥
• Feb 22, 2020 4:07 PMSFO ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ HNL #LavaOne
• Feb 22, 2020 3:24 PMMy life is a never-ending BART ride, occasionally interrupted by brief interactions with family, friends, coffee, and colleagues https://t.… 📷
• Feb 22, 2020 6:07 AMRT @ptraughber: @jeffreytumlin @LondonBreed curious to know your thoughts on the SFMTA’s fine schedules. Transit fare violations are higher…
• Feb 22, 2020 2:18 AM@gasca Vernor Vinge’s "True Names" (1981) presages so much of what the Internet became bit in real life and in contemporary sci-fi. https:/…
• Feb 22, 2020 2:03 AM@gasca Fritz Leiber’s "Night of the Long Knives"
• Feb 22, 2020 1:56 AM@gasca @sriramk "The Lifecycle of Software Objects" is his novella, but it lacks the impact of his short stories.
• Feb 22, 2020 1:55 AM@sriramk @gasca 👉🏼 https://t.co/LBXhRRHNg6
• Feb 22, 2020 1:32 AM@marsanfra Congratulations!!!
• Feb 21, 2020 8:58 PMFucking magnets, how do they work? https://t.co/pjYHX7RV4N 🎥
• Feb 21, 2020 6:08 PM@jhamlett Holy shit you are gonna have fun. We need a retro pipe-size movement.
• Feb 21, 2020 5:33 PMRT @mistermocha: Normally I groan over @SFBART operations, but your staying agents are the unsung heroes. I left an important package on bo…
• Feb 21, 2020 5:18 PM@christhalinger @dskaredov The hat or the mustache?
• Feb 21, 2020 5:05 PMRT @lemonodor: @Pinboard I’m curious if it’s possible or likely that his comments on the situations under NDA (“they didn’t like a joke I t…
• Feb 21, 2020 1:34 PMRT @mkobach: Dear @Twitter, I don’t want an edit button (honestly, I don’t). All I want is a way to choose which part of my image is previ…
• Feb 21, 2020 4:39 AMRT @Pinboard: Steyer paying off the legal bills for the women now muzzled by Bloomberg is a scenario so patently ridiculous that by the iro…
• Feb 21, 2020 3:23 AM@jonathanedean @pgarg Oh, I have. https://t.co/nsXTpSD1TI https://t.co/hZQP6f94lR
• Feb 21, 2020 3:15 AMBeginning to develop a theory on how/why I keep losing so many AirPods™ 🤔 https://t.co/1jeTfO3yRb
• Feb 21, 2020 1:48 AMRT @konklone: UNIQUE AMAZING JOB ALERT: Mozilla is hiring a program manager for their root certificate program: https://t.co/xJepaRD6MW…
• Feb 21, 2020 1:28 AM@jayholler https://t.co/2GpToN2oWu 🎥
• Feb 21, 2020 12:07 AM@SeattlePaulRich I’d still lose the fucking case.
• Feb 20, 2020 11:26 PM@DaveZobel A video?!
• Feb 20, 2020 11:24 PM@mrp But I've lost the second set again. (Or at least one of the earbuds and the case.)
• Feb 20, 2020 11:24 PM@mrp I had that with the third replacement set I purchased. Then I found the second set so I stopped using the third set.
• Feb 20, 2020 11:21 PMSome personal news: I'm giving up on AirPods™ and going back to the kind of in-ear headphones that are connected to my phone by wires.
• Feb 20, 2020 9:02 PMWe are actually (and unironically) using a @jamboard in a meeting right now and I am very excited about it. https://t.co/Z83gTiWgWf 📷
• Feb 20, 2020 5:44 PM@cmeik Fuck it! https://t.co/ZakB21OOZF 🎥
• Feb 20, 2020 3:12 PM@kottke Then the tires. :-)
• Feb 20, 2020 3:12 PM@kottke Keying the side of the car was the next step for egregious or repeat offenders.
• Feb 20, 2020 3:11 PM@kottke Bending or breaking radio antennas (back when cars had those) was the first step in punishing an offender.
• Feb 20, 2020 3:10 PM@kottke As well as the, uh, Daly-sanctioned "escalation policy" around enforcing those reservations.
• Feb 20, 2020 3:08 PM@kottke Chicago should get the credit for originating furniture/tires/whatever to reserve a shoveled-out parking spot in winter.
• Feb 20, 2020 6:11 AMRT @ezraklein: "I worked very hard for it" is the worst possible justification for being a billionaire. You know who works very hard? Singl…
• Feb 20, 2020 6:11 AMRT @hknightsf: A man who lives near Twin Peaks and makes a hobby of returning discarded belongings stolen from people's cars got this thank…
• Feb 20, 2020 6:04 AMRT @mattblaze: @Pinboard @AoDespair I’m imagining him standing at the exits afterward demanding everyone in the audience sign an NDA.
• Feb 20, 2020 5:55 AM@jdecked OMG what?!?
• Feb 20, 2020 5:52 AM@simeonfranklin @engsvcs @sfpythonmeetup @mrp 👋🏻
• Feb 20, 2020 5:16 AMRT @m_tisserand: in this moment that Mondale is trending let's acknowledge the best presidential campaign team name https://t.co/sVla5Lfa9W 📷
• Feb 20, 2020 5:14 AMRT @megsraye: Elizabeth Warren for President
• Feb 20, 2020 5:14 AMElizabeth Warren for President https://t.co/DbILRWNwKY
• Feb 20, 2020 4:51 AMRT @taffyakner: Free headline idea: Bloomberg Terminal
• Feb 20, 2020 4:28 AMRT @AoDespair: And this, good people, is why Warren Is my first choice. Progressive politics and a taste for the jugular in a political co…
• Feb 20, 2020 3:53 AM@jmpspn @christhalinger I am now 100% SDLC certified, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Feb 20, 2020 3:49 AM@christhalinger Wait. Is this fixed in 11?!
• Feb 20, 2020 3:35 AM@richardrabbat @MikeBloomberg It’s a bug, not a feature, that billionaires can buy their way to the front of the line.
• Feb 20, 2020 3:04 AM@freialobo Rad.
• Feb 20, 2020 2:14 AM@hipsterelectron Me too! https://t.co/PeK3200kN4 https://t.co/QolcbIvSOv
• Feb 20, 2020 2:12 AM@javawithjiva @hipsterelectron https://t.co/hxdtu7K41B 🎥
• Feb 20, 2020 2:05 AM@javawithjiva @hipsterelectron Shots fired! https://t.co/w159SZiWu2 🎥
• Feb 20, 2020 2:05 AM@hipsterelectron Yep!
• Feb 20, 2020 1:53 AM@ysr1729 I want our best people working around the clock until this is fixed! https://t.co/HYXWuMALmn 🎥
• Feb 20, 2020 1:53 AMWhat is even the point of having a JVM team if we can’t fix things like this?
• Feb 20, 2020 1:28 AMRT @burritojustice: @JaniceForBART OMG THE BART ZAMBONI GOES ON BART https://t.co/DUMm2EG8R1
• Feb 20, 2020 12:46 AMHey #TwitterVMTeam, can we please fix this already in the Twitter JDK? https://t.co/bSlXQC5Gjy
• Feb 20, 2020 12:28 AM@DanScavino @realDonaldTrump @FOX10Phoenix That’s an impressive amount of racists in one place!
• Feb 19, 2020 11:22 PM@bx @l4stewar Personally speaking, I prefer contemporary document use cases.
• Feb 19, 2020 11:21 PM@bx @l4stewar A use case for a document during the period extending roughly from the 1860s to the 1970s.
• Feb 19, 2020 11:19 PMRT @jef_poskanzer: Traffic engineers see soft-hit posts getting knocked down as evidence that they are working correctly, avoiding damage t…
• Feb 19, 2020 5:32 PMI’D LIKE TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER. https://t.co/rSkTESQDUu 📷
• Feb 19, 2020 4:46 PMRT @fryan: Meanwhile, China blocks: 🛑 Facebook 🛑 Google 🛑 Twitter 🛑 Snapchat 🛑 Reddit 🛑 Tumblr 🛑 Pinterest 🛑 Slack 🛑 Twitch 🛑 Discord 🛑 Dr…
• Feb 19, 2020 2:57 PMRT @kombiz: Kerik literally stole from 9/11 first responders so that he and his mistress could hook up.
• Feb 19, 2020 2:36 PMRT @nycsouthpaw: Vacate your seat and see if Blago tries to sell it.
• Feb 19, 2020 2:30 PM@jayholler Amen. 🙌🏻
• Feb 19, 2020 2:14 PM@DanScavino Trump: "we’ll hit 750K manufacturing jobs...in the not-too distant future." 😭 Keep selling that snake oil, folks.
• Feb 19, 2020 1:51 PMA "kick-ass infographic" that "totally explains it" would indeed be helpful. https://t.co/M3Dabxuutb 🎥
• Feb 19, 2020 1:51 PMCurrently re-reading @GreatDismal’s "The Peripheral" so I can understand WTF is going on in his latest book "Agency".
• Feb 19, 2020 1:41 PM@meangene2030 @DanScavino Sorry, still not following. Can you explain what you mean?
• Feb 19, 2020 1:53 AM@meangene2030 @DanScavino Past what?
• Feb 19, 2020 12:18 AM@mwal517 @DanScavino Nah, we are just saying "conservatives" seem to have the wit and humor of 5 year-old playground bullies.
• Feb 18, 2020 9:35 PMUnseasonably warm for Frisco out there today. 🥵 #perchtime 🏃 https://t.co/5sDcthP98S 📷
• Feb 18, 2020 8:18 PMRT @srw: Can we just put to stop to all presidential pardons going forward?
• Feb 18, 2020 6:38 PMThe difference between $1.00 and 99¢ is way more than a penny.
• Feb 18, 2020 4:43 PMThe fare inspections will continue until all of our underfunded public transit issues fix themselves! #BART https://t.co/6RdUgPpQ87 📷
• Feb 18, 2020 4:36 PMI ♡ BART https://t.co/XPxfJAbbep 📷
• Feb 18, 2020 3:55 PMRT @TonyPrintezis: I was honored to have been asked to be a member of the @QConNewYork PC as I have been a big fan of the @QCon Conference…
• Feb 18, 2020 2:39 PMRT @QCon: Here’s what Program Committee Member for @QConNewYork 2020, JVM/GC Engineer @Twitter & Twitter Rep at JCP Executive Committee @To…
• Feb 18, 2020 2:13 PM@DanScavino What’s the joke here, Dan? That he’s short? Dude, come on, be best.
• Feb 18, 2020 4:36 AM@davidjrusek @SeanTAllen IKR?! https://t.co/kaWSsG1iTh https://t.co/ftHk7dr392
• Feb 18, 2020 3:41 AMRT @stitchfixmen: Getting to know you is part of the deal, so the pieces we send fit you, your wallet and your routine—no strings, just sty…
• Feb 17, 2020 7:23 PMGood times. https://t.co/JWUOr03ECs 📷
• Feb 17, 2020 6:04 PM@jayholler Mostly riding on BART tbh. https://t.co/PTLWfxrBHA 📷
• Feb 17, 2020 5:42 PMI ♡ SFO BART https://t.co/bkgaAG27cD 📷
• Feb 17, 2020 2:54 PMRT @b0rk: We're still looking for a few sponsors for !!Con NYC this year (details: https://t.co/POKJVb1FPY). We're a nonprofit and our spo…
• Feb 17, 2020 2:49 PMRT @rhatr: Interesting take: "If you work with Google on open-source projects it controls, you're working for Google" https://t.co/mJ8lgHeF…
• Feb 17, 2020 2:41 PM@arrdem https://t.co/WFjRc8kCkU 🎥
• Feb 17, 2020 12:48 PMRT @_sn0ww: I run a tight shipwreck.
• Feb 17, 2020 12:01 PM@christhalinger Yup. Three days of riding.
• Feb 17, 2020 2:16 AMKootenay sunset. https://t.co/35AH0VX0xr 📷
• Feb 17, 2020 12:47 AM@teganmierle LOL! 👋🏻
• Feb 17, 2020 12:01 AMIt was fun to spend a few days in the white room, but now it’s time to go home. https://t.co/neK8uisV0O 🎥
• Feb 16, 2020 11:48 PMRT @Si_ximujin: Plus, manager is great!
• Feb 16, 2020 11:48 PMRT @hurrycane: Twitter is looking for excellent engineers to join the Language Infrastructure team in NYC! Apply now if you want to build p…
• Feb 16, 2020 4:04 PMMy ride is here. https://t.co/zN1J3qutLB 📷
• Feb 15, 2020 2:18 PMThis is a wonderful read. https://t.co/Hl0jnAYxG5
• Feb 15, 2020 4:38 AMRT @thecaitcode: Can there be a conference just for meeting your twitter friends in real life??
• Feb 15, 2020 1:46 AM@SFBARTalert What is the E-BART line?
• Feb 15, 2020 1:32 AM@mjduigou @baldfacelodge Of course.
• Feb 15, 2020 1:17 AM@mokomull @baldfacelodge @TwitterSeattle Or the next time you are in SF.
• Feb 15, 2020 1:17 AM@mokomull @baldfacelodge @TwitterSeattle Unfortunately no, but happy to buy you a beer or coffee next time I’m in town.
• Feb 15, 2020 12:57 AMHail Caesar. 🇨🇦 https://t.co/sACDMrb6CY 📷
• Feb 14, 2020 1:56 PMRT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/UAJJAi1x59 📷
• Feb 14, 2020 6:56 AM@keeth Up above Nelson at @baldfacelodge for an annual cat trip with @cmort and the boys.
• Feb 14, 2020 6:44 AM@keeth I figure when they find the one that finally does us in they won’t say anything or they’ll just tell us it’ll miss.
• Feb 14, 2020 6:40 AMRT @verbeeld: @KurtKohlstedt Reminds me of this art by Bouke de Vries in @wittedewith__ in Rotterdam. https://t.co/MMMSJdY1bf
• Feb 14, 2020 6:03 AMRT @SFBART: Every camera in the system are operational. BART has more than 4,000 cameras on trains and stations.
• Feb 14, 2020 3:16 AM@benj_fry Uh...Chuck says...cheers. https://t.co/hnYW9lADQI 📷
• Feb 14, 2020 2:33 AM@benj_fry We flew into a fog bank. No problem.
• Feb 13, 2020 11:24 PMIt’s no BART but it’ll do. https://t.co/IRJarV0yNm 🎥
• Feb 13, 2020 7:30 PMThank goodness we now have the Space Force to protect us. https://t.co/kpzIY0giLn
• Feb 13, 2020 7:18 PMOHAI Canada! https://t.co/1VVIOnWxLf 📷
• Feb 13, 2020 5:13 PMRead this on the plane (thanks @cmort!). Depressing but interesting insight into the ecosystem of enablement surrounding Trump. https://t.c… 📷
• Feb 13, 2020 4:01 PM@DanScavino Yeah, it’s lame, but it still beats having your caddy post anti-semetic JPEGs to Twitter, amirite?
• Feb 13, 2020 3:47 PM@NolaBeth Yes! I get very excited when I see someone using Twitter on BART.
• Feb 13, 2020 7:40 AMCurrent Spokane status. https://t.co/wv7gXC2kSR 📷
• Feb 13, 2020 4:27 AM@F6x @pandemona This is all Michael Bay’s fault!
• Feb 13, 2020 3:47 AMRT @brianstelter: "Larry Ellison, the founder of Oracle and one of the world’s richest men, is throwing a fundraiser for Donald Trump — the…
• Feb 13, 2020 3:17 AMRT @QuinnyPig: Myth: Your AWS bill is a function of how many customers you have. Fact: Your AWS bill is a function of how many engineers y…
• Feb 13, 2020 2:12 AM🎵"The words driving profits were written on the subway walls." 🎵 https://t.co/SNjUt3TNjM 📷
• Feb 13, 2020 1:33 AMRT @gillyarcht: Mission blocked off at 23rd. Apparently collision with injuries. Choppers hovering, multiple responders https://t.co/7vizA…
• Feb 12, 2020 9:04 PM@jayholler You should write it. There’s a @pagerduty API.
• Feb 12, 2020 8:34 PM@TheSherylKlein @bonappetweet @TwitterREW @juliovenegas90 @PhilzCoffee @TwitterSF @Cnduyn @laurenmzabel @john_dickman #TeamPhilz?
• Feb 12, 2020 8:33 PM@headius I’m sure any issues @twitter might have faced will vanish once we are running the Puppet servers on the Twitter JVM.
• Feb 12, 2020 8:31 PM@headius I recently learned that the latest versions of Puppet (well at least the Puppet masters) now run on JRuby.
• Feb 12, 2020 8:22 PM@PhilzCoffee @john_dickman @TwitterSF @bonappetweet @jayholler Jay and I will vote early and often. https://t.co/IzbTBS6and 🎥
• Feb 12, 2020 8:16 PM@john_dickman @TwitterSF @bonappetweet @PhilzCoffee @jayholler 2020. Sigh.
• Feb 12, 2020 7:39 PM#OnWisconsin https://t.co/BnJgekgKiD
• Feb 12, 2020 7:29 PM@john_dickman @TwitterSF @bonappetweet *points at America in 2000* Democracy is a failed system! Bring back Ether from @PhilzCoffee! /c…
• Feb 12, 2020 5:53 PM@JeffDean @cdaylward I guess you’d call that a..."Branch prediction"?
• Feb 12, 2020 5:40 PMWhat idiot called them the EPDR 2020 KRs instead of "Experience points"?
• Feb 12, 2020 5:35 PM@henkvancann @ZanMcQuade @christhalinger My thinking here, Henk, is that the sustainable energy used by Bitcoin could be used elsewhere.
• Feb 12, 2020 5:16 PMI ♡ BART: The Movie! https://t.co/bJihVyMmwr 🎥
• Feb 12, 2020 4:48 PMRT @ZanMcQuade: Real Talk: Which takes less total energy to send? (For the sake of this poll, let’s say all of this is from my cell phone.)…
• Feb 12, 2020 4:48 PMRT @ZanMcQuade: I know it sounds wacky, but I haven’t stopped thinking about how much energy my tech uses since @christhalinger’s talk at J…
• Feb 12, 2020 4:39 PMRT @VoxxedBucharest: Excited to welcome again, this time for a keynote on #performance, @christhalinger, Java Champion & Staff Software Eng…
• Feb 12, 2020 4:36 PMRT @UnVoxxedHawaii: And @Twitter! Who loves @Twitter? Well obviously I do! And so do my colleagues who are joining us: @synecdotal, @baroqu…
• Feb 12, 2020 8:22 AM@_TylerBussell 2) I will piss on the grave of Barry Goldwater any chance I get.
• Feb 12, 2020 8:20 AM@_TylerBussell 1) Running a moderate candidate after four years of Trump means US foreign and domestic policy will still skews right of cen…
• Feb 12, 2020 7:50 AMExtremism against fascism is no vice. Moderation in pursuit of social justice is no virtue.
• Feb 12, 2020 7:20 AMRT @wsl: Big Wave Surfer Alex Botelho was involved in a very serious incident during the Nazare Tow Surfing Challenge. He was rushed to the…
• Feb 12, 2020 7:15 AM@jpd @DrJorts I just want to hear more @jpd riffs.
• Feb 12, 2020 6:20 AMThe preponderance of floating-point math/rounding errors in @workday has me reconsidering the feasibility of a "Superman III"-type scam.
• Feb 12, 2020 4:54 AMHey @TwitterMoments, not sure we have the correct video content matched with this news item. 🤔 https://t.co/7dQoYSNoMj 📷
• Feb 12, 2020 4:20 AMRT @anildash: Seeing this is happening again makes me realize I’m gonna have to change ~20 years of behavior around how I use likes/favorit…
• Feb 12, 2020 4:07 AM@johnroderick You have, uh, surprisingly youthful feet.
• Feb 12, 2020 4:04 AM@realDonaldTrump Hey @Scavino45, you are over your head here.
• Feb 12, 2020 3:25 AM@kpk Thanks!
• Feb 12, 2020 2:20 AM@realDonaldTrump This may come as a surprise to you and @DanScavino, but people who are convicted of crimes often go to jail.
• Feb 11, 2020 11:59 PM@kpk What is the radar issue for that https://t.co/mkKpza1JOZ / Safari bug?
• Feb 11, 2020 9:07 PMTuesdays, amirite? https://t.co/lxxKRHkhQR 🎥
• Feb 11, 2020 8:42 PMRT @SheaSerrano: my business thesis statement has gotta be like "i don't know if this shit's gonna work out or not but i'm gonna give it a…
• Feb 11, 2020 8:08 PMRT @xcv58: This Tweet was sent via Emacs powered by https://t.co/d0lxeiVJoC
• Feb 11, 2020 5:24 PMRT @robinw: Mornings are basically be counting down minute by minute warnings and screaming them at my kids until we leave the house: 15 MI…
• Feb 11, 2020 4:09 PMI’m going to miss breakfast again, aren’t I?
• Feb 11, 2020 4:06 PMBART seems mildly fucked eastbound right now.
• Feb 11, 2020 4:04 PM@davidjrusek https://t.co/Aerw894uDF 🎥
• Feb 11, 2020 3:47 PMRT @joelmcglothlin: Coding is just like riding a bicycle would be if every time you didn't ride for a while you completely forgot what a bi…
• Feb 11, 2020 3:31 PMRT @b0rk: Are you from an underrepresented group & trying to start your tech career? Do you want: * to get paid $5500 for 3 months * to wor…
• Feb 11, 2020 7:08 AM@DrJorts It's only a matter of time before Emacs overtakes iOS and Android.
• Feb 11, 2020 6:59 AMThen it's just: /tweet just setting up my erc
• Feb 11, 2020 6:58 AMAnd have #tweemacs installed and configured: https://t.co/KkYutd2Tse
• Feb 11, 2020 6:56 AMIf you add the above to ~/.emacs.d/ercrc.el
• Feb 11, 2020 6:53 AM(defun erc-cmd-TWEET (&rest r) (send-tweet (mapconcat 'identity r " ")))
• Feb 11, 2020 6:52 AMThis Tweet was sent via IRC via ERC via Emacs!
• Feb 11, 2020 6:01 AM@realDonaldTrump I mean, if you think 9 years is a tough sentence just imagine what you and @Scavino45 might get after you guys are convict…
• Feb 11, 2020 5:17 AM@jpd https://t.co/1oVCyxxWuB 🎥
• Feb 11, 2020 5:10 AM@davidjrusek Make Graal the default JIT and you will be even further in the future.
• Feb 11, 2020 5:07 AM@NyashaJunior "Rocket Singh" https://t.co/d5kUGqjsaZ 🎥
• Feb 11, 2020 4:14 AM@shatil No.
• Feb 11, 2020 3:23 AMhttps://t.co/2atA0KEoyU https://t.co/xAhygbjQJj 🎥
• Feb 11, 2020 2:33 AM@brianmichel There is another way. https://t.co/EWgZCdQhhy https://t.co/EDDRA8TMDW
• Feb 11, 2020 2:21 AMRT @onesarahjones: for example, you could leave your wife for your much younger research assistant
• Feb 10, 2020 9:41 PMRT @BrianGoetz: @mjduigou @rob_rix @biboudis A moonad is just a bovoid in a field of endive munchers.
• Feb 10, 2020 8:53 PMRT @ashleymayer: My long-term goal is to tweet to the point where I'm essentially unemployable and have no choice but to start a company or…
• Feb 10, 2020 8:52 PMRT @kenchengcomedy: Parasite is the first best picture winner to not have any acting nominations since Slumdog Millionaire Wonder what the…
• Feb 10, 2020 6:32 PMRT @jer: Good morning #Moon https://t.co/uNPv7sx3BW 📷
• Feb 10, 2020 5:50 PMOh BART, I can’t stay mad at you when U look at me this way. https://t.co/GONHoq7y48 📷
• Feb 10, 2020 5:45 PM@mokomull Ain’t no "stepping over" when you are pushing a stroller. https://t.co/n4tdv5GtxL 🎥
• Feb 10, 2020 5:35 PMBART is making me miss breakfast.
• Feb 10, 2020 4:54 PMAdding a "©" symbol to one’s tag is the forward-thinking personal brand management we like to see in 2020. https://t.co/nQAVCOpTfd 📷
• Feb 10, 2020 3:22 PMSerious question, @KeithJKrach: what the fuck? https://t.co/NM7kPO0PdS
• Feb 10, 2020 3:17 PMRT @diwakergupta: If you care about documentation and a great developer experience, are passionate about open-source, care about privacy /…
• Feb 10, 2020 3:03 PM6:45 AM Me: "Alexa, play bebop." Spouse: "No! Alexa play Joseph Hayd-" 5yo: "ALEXA PLAY KIDS MUSIC!!!" Alexa: https://t.co/UoZy3oTABM
• Feb 10, 2020 2:42 PM@jayholler The resemblance is uncanny. https://t.co/NNSsNqEM4y 🎥
• Feb 10, 2020 4:05 AMRT @peterhartlaub: I know it's the In Memoriam, but would have been cool if Billie Eilish covered a Van Halen song. https://t.co/kEzz69T5jr 📷
• Feb 10, 2020 3:17 AM@joshu I’m not 100% sure on what you are trying to achieve, but a screen print/ink approach might work better then stencil/powder.
• Feb 10, 2020 3:04 AM@olix0r As far as family crests go, one could do worse.
• Feb 10, 2020 1:36 AMRuthless move by that @disneyplus ad closing with the couple from "Up!" #Oscars2020 https://t.co/C84yvF8bpI 🎥
• Feb 10, 2020 1:32 AM...and for the rest of the #Frozen2 international singers!!! 😰❄️ #Oscars2020
• Feb 10, 2020 1:31 AMI am only here for @idinamenzel singing the #Frozen2 theme song. ❄️ #Oscars2020
• Feb 10, 2020 1:16 AM@Scavino45 Dan, you are a third-rate Goebbels, a two-bit hack.
• Feb 9, 2020 11:36 PMRT @MattSkiCA: #KingTides record wind from north. Flooding at shore. @hknightsf @SFBaykeeper @MarkMatthewsNBC @nbcbayarea https://t.co/1c…
• Feb 9, 2020 11:28 PMRT @SFBayFerry: Update: ALL San Francisco Bay Ferry service is now cancelled for the day. Conditions are unsafe due to the extreme winds.…
• Feb 9, 2020 10:57 PMRT @amandajean95: Crazy winds in #SanFrancisco today! I walked 2 miles to find out the ferry building was closed 😭 https://t.co/xtchLLgLkh 🎥
• Feb 9, 2020 10:22 PM90% of parenting is tricking your kids into going on hikes. https://t.co/MhZ3w8mEDl 📷
• Feb 9, 2020 4:44 PMRT @War_Kittens: Holy crap. If you ever need to know how to join two things together via glue, check out https://t.co/Rp89wsZ7QV. It's got…
• Feb 9, 2020 6:19 AM@joshu That said, I haven't tried that yet.
• Feb 9, 2020 6:19 AM@joshu This is why I think a spray of some mild adhesive over the stencil before adding the powder is the way to go.
• Feb 9, 2020 6:18 AM@joshu That said (depending on the powder) things will always be a bit messy.
• Feb 9, 2020 6:17 AM@joshu FWIW, the stiffer the stencil paper the better off you will be.
• Feb 9, 2020 6:15 AMThis. https://t.co/X0RTarzFnW
• Feb 9, 2020 6:14 AM@joshu Once a year, every year. I still haven't figured it out. I think some sort of adhesive spray may be the way to go. https://t.co/SgZm…
• Feb 9, 2020 5:58 AMRT @seldo: My contrarian position is that most people who hold contrarian positions aren't smart or interesting, they're just too dumb to u…
• Feb 9, 2020 5:47 AM@jhamlett Is that a slopestyle event on the Terrace?!?!
• Feb 9, 2020 5:45 AMRT @coreyspowell: Glowing lava inside Chile's Villarrica Volcano created this searchlight through a snowstorm, with the Large Magellanic Cl…
• Feb 9, 2020 5:43 AMRT @seldo: If you frequently find yourself holding contrarian positions, you're either smarter than nearly everyone or dumber than nearly e…
• Feb 9, 2020 5:39 AM@xcv58 Imagine a mashup of that movie and this one: https://t.co/nMODfOGiT6
• Feb 9, 2020 5:37 AM@xcv58 There is no such movie in our reality.
• Feb 9, 2020 5:35 AMSomewhere in the multiverse the best way to explain/understand Donald Trump is to watch the movie "Emmett Fitz-Hume: The Manchurian Candida…
• Feb 9, 2020 5:29 AMRT @igb: @crsy I’m going to steal your Tweet a bit.
• Feb 9, 2020 5:29 AM@crsy I’m going to steal your Tweet a bit.
• Feb 9, 2020 5:23 AMTinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy https://t.co/2q6MdUO3GK
• Feb 9, 2020 4:24 AMRT @ChaseCenter: Paying respects ​💛​ Tribute shirts for every member of #DubNation at Chase Center tonight https://t.co/CujKFY7yv6 📷
• Feb 9, 2020 3:54 AM@josh_wills @djpardis It’s awesome, terrifying, and illuminating.
• Feb 9, 2020 3:49 AMUnhappy, dysfunctional teams are all alike; every happy, creative, and productive team is happy, creative, and productive in it’s own way.
• Feb 9, 2020 3:27 AMRT @Zeke_Cao: Servers behaving badly. When percussive maintenance is necessary. https://t.co/P0tCrgqQgU 📷
• Feb 9, 2020 2:35 AM@FitzTheReporter Church. I mean Church & 18th.
• Feb 9, 2020 2:32 AM@FitzTheReporter I’ve seen teens hop on the J like this at Dolores & 18th
• Feb 9, 2020 2:31 AM@jpd @bogdynamite s/Pineapple/Pineapple Gum Syrup
• Feb 9, 2020 2:30 AM@jpd @bogdynamite Single Village Fix: 1.5oz Mezcal 3/4oz Fresh Lime 3/4oz Pineapple Shake w/ ice and strain into chilled coupe.
• Feb 9, 2020 1:40 AMRT @michaelazerrad: I have this terrible neurosis where I won't play my favorite albums unless it's the perfect moment. But you know what?…
• Feb 9, 2020 1:32 AMRT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/TbNQHG2hNe 📷
• Feb 9, 2020 1:28 AMRT @hipsterelectron: art bots on twitter have contributed so much more to society than 99% of people
• Feb 8, 2020 11:56 PM@parscale @realDonaldTrump It’s gonna take more than a bunch of @Facebook ads this time, Brad. Most of us can see that your boss is a racis…
• Feb 8, 2020 11:47 PMRT @phoronix: Linus Torvalds Just Made A Big Optimization To Help Code Compilation Times On Big CPUs (Yet more good #opensource #Linux new…
• Feb 8, 2020 10:24 PMRT @FitzTheReporter: Well that's nice and terrifying.
• Feb 8, 2020 10:23 PMRT @MarkAgee: They had to fire Vindman’s twin brother or the first Vindman could just sneak back in in his brother’s clothes. This is basic…
• Feb 8, 2020 10:20 PMRT @hipsterelectron: at some point it’s really not my fault if you can’t understand my vision this is a two way street
• Feb 8, 2020 8:37 PM@michaelmontano The "Frozen 2: Forest of Shadows" audiobook.
• Feb 8, 2020 8:34 PMRT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/3Cw7a4JojA 📷
• Feb 8, 2020 8:24 PM@nhnielsen @dschonbe @Todd_Segal I find rage can help sustain one’s momentum between bouts of enthusiasm.
• Feb 8, 2020 8:20 PMRT @nhnielsen: @Todd_Segal As someone far wiser than me said (I totally forget who...): "The key to success is the ability to go from one f…
• Feb 8, 2020 6:46 PMRT @mikecvet: This tweet from my own team is in jest, but: strive for the production environment where day of the week isn’t a factor for c…
• Feb 8, 2020 6:31 PM@adam_messinger Hah! I ran past (er, under) them this AM around 7:30 or so. https://t.co/OOiljt77YB https://t.co/qCgWTQ4nP3
• Feb 8, 2020 5:55 PM@Holger 🙌🏻
• Feb 8, 2020 5:01 PMAM run. https://t.co/qdc17iZt0E 📷
• Feb 8, 2020 6:03 AM@AndySayler @arrdem @davidjrusek *The*. The honors.
• Feb 8, 2020 6:02 AM@AndySayler @arrdem @davidjrusek Yes. Yes we do. Care to do honors? I will RT it.
• Feb 8, 2020 5:54 AM@AndySayler @arrdem @davidjrusek I dunno, my vote is is for the ldapocalypse.
• Feb 8, 2020 5:39 AMRT @rachelswan: Seen at Lake Merritt BART. Infrastructure porn. https://t.co/zPiOpD4T7t 🎥
• Feb 8, 2020 5:37 AMRT @RepAdamSchiff: President Trump is exacting his retribution, removing those who complied with subpoenas, came forward, and testified abo…
• Feb 8, 2020 3:10 AM@this_hits_home I mean, you’re not wrong. https://t.co/f3Qm5oIFe2 📷
• Feb 8, 2020 2:59 AMRT @SFBART: Just BART. https://t.co/2Ric7krBu3
• Feb 8, 2020 2:39 AMRT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/CeXStdCQGh 📷
• Feb 8, 2020 2:22 AMRT @hipsterelectron: elizabeth warren was literally created in a lab to be the president to save this country but y’all playin
• Feb 7, 2020 11:22 PMJust saying... https://t.co/Oa6aXTDWzt 🎥
• Feb 7, 2020 6:42 PMDue to time constraints, no questions will be taken at this time.
• Feb 7, 2020 6:42 PMA meeting, but instead of a silent pre-read it's an outloud in-meeting line-by-line read by the slideshow presenter.
• Feb 7, 2020 3:12 PM@mcpb Happy to help connect folks and we’re always hiring. My DMs are open if any of those people want to email a resume or whatever.
• Feb 7, 2020 2:49 PMRT @chrisarvinsf: who called them “BART operators” and not “BARTenders”
• Feb 7, 2020 2:42 PM@mraible SFD!
• Feb 7, 2020 5:56 AMRT @jef_poskanzer: Found a logo for Elizabeth Warren's SF campaign. https://t.co/OGpkffEYaW 📷
• Feb 7, 2020 5:34 AM@nimalan I mean, I am/was a "history | grep" troglodyte, so it's not much of a win for me right now.
• Feb 7, 2020 4:09 AM@Paul19606149 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump What is it with you guys and incorrect capitalization?
• Feb 7, 2020 3:47 AMRT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/me1FpeYS0G 📷
• Feb 7, 2020 3:47 AM@davidwbt /cc: @RandoVoronoi
• Feb 7, 2020 3:42 AM@jef_poskanzer The thing that's bugging me is tab showing the lexically first file/dir name in cwd.
• Feb 7, 2020 3:38 AM@Paul19606149 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Sorry, what?
• Feb 7, 2020 3:38 AM@jef_poskanzer Interactive use.
• Feb 7, 2020 3:31 AMNo a fan of zsh so far. Anyone out there want to convince me that it's better than bash?
• Feb 7, 2020 3:22 AM@ChiefScientist GRUvy
• Feb 7, 2020 3:11 AM@T0227Tina @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Oh I have, assuming we can classify my district's congressional representative as "professional hel… 🎥
• Feb 7, 2020 2:59 AM@DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Ok, but the infidelity, the settlements to exotic dancers, the divorces, the assault allegations...that *was* …
• Feb 7, 2020 1:56 AMGood evening, San Francisco. https://t.co/anyQ2ytIWy 📷
• Feb 6, 2020 11:47 PMRT @katienotopoulos: when you think about it.... a juul is just a usb stick that infects your body with malware
• Feb 6, 2020 11:45 PM@goldman https://t.co/AXnroqPpc8
• Feb 6, 2020 11:41 PM@goldman "Molly is a Dreamer" FTW.
• Feb 6, 2020 10:25 PMRT @yosub: I’m gonna try to say this as nicely as I can...if you like gchat u have trash taste
• Feb 6, 2020 6:33 PMRT @thinkingfish: Remember the whistleblowers. He tried to warn us, he is us. https://t.co/n2zyzavRgG
• Feb 6, 2020 5:34 PMThe only thing worse than the comments on a Periscope stream are the comments on a Periscope stream of a Trump speech. https://t.co/5rQ0e8U…
• Feb 6, 2020 4:45 PMRT @TwitterDev: Twitter libraries are a great way to use our API. Did you know: ✨ 100+ libraries support the Twitter API ✨ In 25+ programm…
• Feb 6, 2020 2:44 PMRT @aspen: If you're doing it well, and for a lot of workloads, the only thing more expensive than building your own DC is using someone el…
• Feb 6, 2020 6:09 AMRT @Bernalwood: Updated: Chimney fire at Wild Side West
• Feb 6, 2020 5:55 AMHey @nicktornow, @richardrabbat, and @kevino...we need to discuss some...uh...significant changes to the #TwitterVMTeam roadmap. https://t.…
• Feb 6, 2020 5:43 AM@jayholler https://t.co/kuqz83f8lS 🎥
• Feb 6, 2020 5:33 AMRT @Pinboard: One thing I would encourage people to look at in presidential candidates beyond their ideology—does this person seem like the…
• Feb 6, 2020 5:10 AMRT @MarSukkar: Crazy idea: what if just make Wednesdays slack-free from here on out
• Feb 6, 2020 4:15 AMRT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/n8el2dLTJl 📷
• Feb 6, 2020 4:15 AM@DanScavino That’s not how it works, you third-rate Goebbels.
• Feb 6, 2020 3:59 AM@j_grand Well, I can’t make any guarantees vis-à-vis the end of the world, but your Music/$ accounts are still safe and secure. https://t.c… 🎥
• Feb 6, 2020 1:42 AMRT @ZackBornstein: Minions (2020) https://t.co/u2W8sIy8DT 🎥
• Feb 6, 2020 12:38 AMTODO: figure out how to Tweet directly from an ERC buffer
• Feb 6, 2020 12:17 AMM-x erc FTW!
• Feb 6, 2020 12:11 AM@srw @44 /slap @srw
• Feb 5, 2020 11:58 PMRT @MonikaBauerlein: There's a German word, Steigbügelhalter (stirrup holder), that describes helping someone come to power, but has been s…
• Feb 5, 2020 11:09 PMRT @ThinkinBoutWhat: Every time your CEO mentions Blockchain the best thing to do is spray them directly in the face with a spray bottle fi…
• Feb 5, 2020 10:31 PMTurns out two-factor authentication is actually a single point of failure that is shared amongst otherwise orthogonal & independent systems.
• Feb 5, 2020 10:20 PM@kboord #OneTeamFlu, but with #norovirus instead.
• Feb 5, 2020 10:12 PMIs Colloquy no longer the app to use for IRC on MacOS?
• Feb 5, 2020 10:08 PM@realDonaldTrump @WhiteHouse Try not to re-incriminate yourself too many times.
• Feb 5, 2020 9:35 PMRT @igb: ElfOwl > Okta
• Feb 5, 2020 4:51 PMRT @NeKap: I’ve been saying THIS for years.
• Feb 5, 2020 4:01 PM@sfbart the ADA gate at Glen Park is not working
• Feb 5, 2020 8:55 AMRT @michaelharriot: She shouldn’t have torn it up. She should have had it mounted, Framed, Hung in the Smithsonian. It was a beautiful ele…
• Feb 5, 2020 5:39 AMRT @Olivianuzzi: Guys by the way I’m still at the fucking Marriott.
• Feb 5, 2020 5:34 AMhttps://t.co/T5tqFHpDq8 https://t.co/24b05FeJfQ 🎥
• Feb 5, 2020 5:04 AMRT @seldo: So anyway, software is bad.
• Feb 5, 2020 5:03 AMRT @goldman: Oooof. Speaking from experience, never ignore Bob Lord.
• Feb 5, 2020 4:53 AM@JonathanTurley You are gonna flip the fuck out when you see what the guy in the @WhiteHouse is doing to "civility and decorum".
• Feb 5, 2020 4:46 AM@marcorubio She really didn’t.
• Feb 5, 2020 4:14 AM@DanScavino Don’t get high on your own supply, Dan.
• Feb 5, 2020 4:04 AM@wil @dloft https://t.co/QEMYU6iZ2t 🎥
• Feb 5, 2020 4:02 AM@davidjrusek https://t.co/onyNhfimlM 🎥
• Feb 5, 2020 4:01 AM@davidjrusek Are...are they your children’s teeth?
• Feb 5, 2020 3:51 AM@Scavino45 Grow up, Dan.
• Feb 5, 2020 3:43 AM@RameshPonnuru Counterpoint: it was awesome.
• Feb 5, 2020 3:38 AM@Scavino45 Speaker Pelosi just owned you all on social media with one simple gesture and a viral GIF.
• Feb 5, 2020 3:31 AMRT @TheDailyShow: RIP THE TRANSCRIPT! https://t.co/DIcIcPMw1K 🎥
• Feb 5, 2020 3:02 AMHad to turn off the #SOTU because we have small children in the room.
• Feb 5, 2020 2:54 AM@LilaGraceRose @Scavino45 Rush Limbaugh is a racist piece of shit.
• Feb 5, 2020 2:23 AM@Scavino45 Counterpoint: the Union is the weakest it’s been in over 200 years.
• Feb 4, 2020 7:41 PMRT @DjangoWexler: I think it's time to post this @xkcd comic again... https://t.co/d00M8slASN 📷
• Feb 4, 2020 7:34 PMRT @vboykis: My hobby: Adding "in Rust", "in Go", and "in Tensorflow" to the end of Hacker News headlines and seeing if it makes sense. Alw…
• Feb 4, 2020 2:39 PMRT @copymama: A Parenting Mad Lib: Why is there ____(adjective)____ ____(noun)____ all over the ____(noun)____? If you don’t stop ____(v…
• Feb 4, 2020 2:13 PMMore like IoError, amirite?
• Feb 4, 2020 12:55 PMRT @TwitterGov: Our #coronavirus prompts are activated in Australia Brazil Canada Hong Kong Japan Malaysia New Zealand Philippines Singapo…
• Feb 4, 2020 6:57 AM90% of learning a new programming language is finding it's "map" equivalent so you can build deeply-nested "stringly-typed" data structures.
• Feb 4, 2020 6:31 AMRT @dansinker: Wonder if we'll have Iowa caucus results before the State of the Union tomorrow which is the day before the final impeachme…
• Feb 4, 2020 3:39 AMRT @tccbot: Come work here and embrace your inner dumpster fire. We have snacks. https://t.co/zq6kpdJu7B
• Feb 4, 2020 3:16 AM@KeithJKrach @State_E And yet you work for an administration that is doing everything in its power to make our country less diverse. 🤔
• Feb 3, 2020 8:51 PM@mattbytes Talk about #cropfail. Great photo!
• Feb 3, 2020 8:31 PMRT @dschonbe: Want to manage a team working at full Twitter scale? I'm looking for an EM for the TFE team. Please apply! https://t.co/tIi…
• Feb 3, 2020 6:50 PM@lessachu @meettally Congrats!
• Feb 3, 2020 2:14 PM@jdecked Drink more.
• Feb 3, 2020 1:40 AM@compilesandruns @kathleencodes I keep finding sand in my left ear.
• Feb 3, 2020 12:56 AMRT @caraesten: READ THE ROOM, SABRA
• Feb 3, 2020 12:56 AMRT @UWMadison: #UWMadison's School of Veterinary Medicine research has the potential to save millions of pets' lives. Like Scout, #PetsMak…
• Feb 3, 2020 12:54 AM#OnWisconsin #SuperBowlLIV
• Feb 2, 2020 10:49 PMRT @MatthewWynia: “It’s very, very transmissible, and it almost certainly is going to be a pandemic,” said Dr. Anthony S. Fauci, director o…
• Feb 2, 2020 10:41 PM@msilver Uncanny.
• Feb 2, 2020 10:40 PMRT @hoverbird: Twitter is such a hard product to work on. There's no feature you can add that won't be a vector for misuse/abuse. You need…
• Feb 2, 2020 7:52 PMRT @kathleencodes: One more year sub-2. 💪@TwitterEng Platform represent! @igb #kaiserhalfmarathon https://t.co/r5zJH3YyHd
• Feb 2, 2020 6:48 PMFun (and at times not so fun 🥵) super windy run this AM. Ran into fellow finisher @kathleencodes at the finish line! 🙌🏻 https://t.co/YRS3xg… 📷
• Feb 2, 2020 6:20 PMThis highway isn’t all that great IMO.
• Feb 2, 2020 3:41 PMRacetime! https://t.co/gU5QT57Vie 📷
• Feb 2, 2020 12:40 AMRT @joshbloch: The Supreme Court hearing on the copyrightability of APIs (Google v. Oracle) has been scheduled for March 24. I will be ther…
• Feb 1, 2020 10:44 PM@starsandrobots Upside down?
• Feb 1, 2020 10:42 PM@doriantaylor Game recognize game. https://t.co/Wi1fbIR5JR https://t.co/qWodhT7zjt
• Feb 1, 2020 10:37 PMRT @molly_struve: The EU now has 1 GB of free space
• Feb 1, 2020 12:34 PMRT @IndiaHistorypic: 1950s :: New City Chandigarh Under Construction https://t.co/00NX5xvORt 📷
• Feb 1, 2020 11:53 AMRT @louispilfold: This week my Irish citizenship application was accepted so today I remain an EU citizen It's a real shame that not everyo…
• Feb 1, 2020 11:53 AMRT @patio11: Lillian (5): Wait why is it morning in Chicago if it is night in Japan. *long explanation* Me: And that’s why it is 8 PM at ni…
• Feb 1, 2020 6:32 AM@jpd @ryanoneill I’m still stuck on that @tmbg touring van bumper hack. https://t.co/VOScP96fDa 🎥
• Feb 1, 2020 6:27 AM@ryanoneill @jpd Twitter "War Stories" but it’s @jpd dispensing wisdom and anecdotes from his touring time.
• Feb 1, 2020 6:13 AMRT @KWF: 😐 but why is it there twice? https://t.co/TFA1oyyZ7K 📷
• Feb 1, 2020 6:11 AMRT @posco: Reminds me of a joke I saw on here: “how dare you burn the flag of the nation I’m hoarding guns to defend myself against”
• Feb 1, 2020 5:56 AMA rare @mmihic sighting in the Bay Area this evening. https://t.co/4cHPX2hfik 📷
• Feb 1, 2020 2:30 AMTaking the escalator. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/AU75djOCBo 📷
• Feb 1, 2020 2:01 AMCurrent BART-elevator status. https://t.co/aNsh7F4Bch 📷
• Feb 1, 2020 1:34 AM@Gleesonmg214 https://t.co/JZA0EEoZxx 🎥
• Feb 1, 2020 1:02 AMClosed out my monthly mileage goal with a fun #lunchrun through the wilderness of Golden Gate Park. https://t.co/GOroFDRIEb 📷
• Feb 1, 2020 12:33 AMRT @JoshuaPotash: A giant gathering at Grand Central right now demanding free transit in NYC, and cops out of our subways. Police just arr…