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Sep 30, 2020 10:48 PM
@CaptainPJ Sigh.
Sep 30, 2020 9:52 PM
@CaptainPJ Vibes, I mean.
Sep 30, 2020 9:52 PM
@CaptainPJ Oh no, what were the bad codes?
Sep 30, 2020 9:43 PM
@bfd Congrats Bill!!!
Sep 30, 2020 8:52 PM
@jayholler That Tweet seems to have been deleted but this one has not: https://t.co/fznzwmT4hJ
Sep 30, 2020 8:50 PM
Same. https://t.co/Ovr0HAQRUX
Sep 30, 2020 6:26 PM
RT @SFPD: ⚠️ Police Activity ⚠️ Anticipate delays on US-I80 through San Francisco. We are on scene along with @CHPSanFrancisco assisting a…
Sep 30, 2020 6:10 PM
RT @stuartmarks: That was the worst thing I’ve ever seen, and I work on JAVA SERIALIZATION.
Sep 30, 2020 5:10 PM
Not exactly a fun surf, but a surf nonetheless.
Sep 30, 2020 2:52 PM
@fauxnystark @DDisinformation @HomelandKen Sure it does. #wearamask
Sep 30, 2020 2:32 PM
@DDisinformation @HomelandKen Yes and yes.
Sep 30, 2020 2:27 PM
@DDisinformation @HomelandKen Not holding indoor rallies that were in direct conflict with CDC and Corona Virus Taskforce guidance.
Sep 30, 2020 2:26 PM
@DDisinformation @HomelandKen Wearing one himself when appearing in public.
Sep 30, 2020 2:25 PM
@DDisinformation @HomelandKen Telling America that we *must* wear masks to stop the spread of the virus.
Sep 30, 2020 2:04 PM
@DDisinformation @HomelandKen Trump ceded no power to the states, only responsibility. It was an egregious failure, and abdication of leade…
Sep 30, 2020 1:40 PM
RT @LeaKThompson: @TheDailyShow It was the worst thing I have ever experienced and I made out with a duck.
Sep 30, 2020 1:37 PM
@HomelandKen I’m not sure why you don’t see this graph as a shocking indictment of the federal government’s response to COVID-19. Defund D…
Sep 30, 2020 1:33 PM
RT @ciaolivia: Some people asked how “shitshow” was translated into Japanese. Asahi Shimbun, one of our major national newspapers, translat…
Sep 30, 2020 10:14 AM
RT @alexisohanian: Just a sonic boom! https://t.co/zWf9orS7qf
Sep 30, 2020 9:57 AM
RT @SFBART: While we're encouraged by recent studies finding no correlation between public transit and spread of COVID-19, BART continues t…
Sep 30, 2020 5:09 AM
I’ll never understand how time zones affect crossword streak eligibility.
Sep 30, 2020 5:07 AM
RT @andres: elementary school teachers have this power nowadays... #Debates2020 https://t.co/TkjCMEli9U
Sep 30, 2020 4:46 AM
@rit That would be a "paingram".
Sep 30, 2020 4:37 AM
RT @JohnKingSFChron: Amid everything, good news — tomorrow marks the debut of S.F.’s new Crane Cove Park, complete with ample lawns and a r…
Sep 30, 2020 4:36 AM
@siriusblack84 @WhoseRyanStiles Yes and he called for white supremacists to "stand by".
Sep 30, 2020 4:35 AM
RT @WhoseRyanStiles: Tonight...Donald Trump broke every rule of improv.
Sep 30, 2020 4:29 AM
@sourcerolls Hmm...today’s was "uvpxbel" AFAICT. (Spoiler is "encrypted".)
Sep 30, 2020 4:27 AM
I’m a goddamn genius.
Sep 30, 2020 4:12 AM
Boom. Pangram on the first word.
Sep 30, 2020 4:10 AM
Ok, time to drown my sorrows in some @NYTimesWordplay.
Sep 30, 2020 4:07 AM
@cravensroost @JoeBiden @realDonaldTrump I don’t think I was wrong. :-(
Sep 30, 2020 4:02 AM
RT @jmclulow: "The Aristocrats!"
Sep 30, 2020 4:01 AM
@justinmhunter Two Presidential candidates…One speaks in interrupting racist dog whistles, the other is an aging centrist. So you tell me… …
Sep 30, 2020 3:56 AM
I am committing to a peaceful transition of power.
Sep 30, 2020 3:55 AM
The people have spoken: https://t.co/cREaufeUlL
Sep 30, 2020 2:59 AM
RT @levie: So like do Coinbase employees just pretend that debate didn’t happen tomorrow?
Sep 30, 2020 2:41 AM
RT @mattbytes: Well that was a shitshow.
Sep 30, 2020 2:40 AM
I'm a single issue voter and this is my issue: No more goddamn Presidential debates in 2020.
Sep 30, 2020 2:30 AM
RT @maddow: Perhaps we could also debate by mail.
Sep 30, 2020 2:21 AM
RT @rembert: is this what white thanksgiving is like
Sep 30, 2020 2:15 AM
@jenniferfraser Whatever the people decide I think we can all agree this debate is 'number 2'. https://t.co/JdIY5k5y8x
Sep 30, 2020 2:10 AM
RT @StarleeKine: THIS IS BAD PARENTING
Sep 30, 2020 2:08 AM
Democracy is a failed system but hey let's put it to a vote anyway:
Sep 30, 2020 1:52 AM
JFC https://t.co/LPJIi4n0xu
Sep 30, 2020 1:50 AM
"You're a 'number two'!" Ladies and gentleman, the President of the United States.
Sep 30, 2020 1:34 AM
At this rate, we are gonna end up with Chris Wallace as our President.
Sep 30, 2020 1:19 AM
What the fuck is this?
Sep 29, 2020 10:27 PM
@heyjoshua The radical left’s cancel culture is out of control.
Sep 29, 2020 10:22 PM
RT @mrp: Top 10 Cities in the US by GDP: 1. New York: $1.77T 2. Los Angeles: $1.05T 3. Chicago: $689B 4. San Francisco: $549B 5. Washingto…
Sep 29, 2020 9:57 PM
RT @1andonlyglo: I will lay down on this road to prevent cars from coming back. keep the great highway car free plz!!!! https://t.co/DzznA3…
Sep 29, 2020 9:56 PM
RT @SFBART: !!! https://t.co/I7gQjiQlSS
Sep 29, 2020 9:39 PM
@miguelinlas3 https://t.co/ebH5qRAatd
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Sep 29, 2020 9:29 PM
Twitter’s Kernel & OS team is hiring folks to work on #Linux in SF, NYC, or pretty much anywhere we can legally employ you. DMs are open. h…
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Sep 29, 2020 5:59 PM
I have no idea why @JoeBiden agreed to do *any* debates with @realDonaldTrump. It's going to be such a shitshow all around.
Sep 29, 2020 4:05 AM
RT @devonbl: ever draw a sequence diagram and then stare at it and smile for the next hour? maybe hang it on the fridge? point it and smile…
Sep 29, 2020 3:54 AM
@realDonaldTrump You, uh, already mentioned this. You literally QT’d your own fucking Tweet. Also pretty much anyone can be *nominated* fo…
Sep 29, 2020 3:29 AM
RT @vcstarterkit: Recruiters reaching out to Coinbase employees after reading their blog post https://t.co/LkLloMNKcu
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Sep 29, 2020 3:25 AM
@skilldrick "The Hook" FTW!
Sep 29, 2020 2:23 AM
@tfitch I could do 5AM if that works for you...6AM is 50/50...but there’s not a parent on the planet who could do 7AM or 8AM.
Sep 29, 2020 2:05 AM
@tfitch Why not?
Sep 29, 2020 2:05 AM
Our family spent last week enjoying the hospitality of Calistoga. Grateful for the time we spent there. Hoping everyone evacuates safely.…
Sep 29, 2020 1:14 AM
RT @aquariusacquah: pov: you've successfully avoided the all-encompassing culture war https://t.co/mgrqVTkMWh
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Sep 29, 2020 1:14 AM
RT @Yamiche: This.
Sep 29, 2020 12:53 AM
@hoffnz I don’t make the rules Tim.
Sep 28, 2020 11:26 PM
@jmpspn Time zones are hard Nik.
Sep 28, 2020 11:26 PM
@doctorow I still think of that cover from time to time.
Sep 28, 2020 11:03 PM
@jayholler 😬
Sep 28, 2020 10:56 PM
@thekevincrane Thanks to @TonyPrintezis I have a shirt for that. https://t.co/cYTwY1tnFl
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Sep 28, 2020 10:52 PM
@sharonw An impressive feat of planning and organization that would require an amount of skill and effort that I, sadly, do not possess.
Sep 28, 2020 10:45 PM
Scheduling a meeting for 9AM is a power move.
Sep 28, 2020 10:36 PM
@mikemccaffrey @erictheise OMG
Sep 28, 2020 10:32 PM
RT @erictheise: Like everyone else on 9 Sep I discovered my iPhone couldn't cope with the sky's prevailing tint. Found my Yashica TLR in th…
Sep 28, 2020 10:30 PM
RT @pandemona: Coinbase’s mission is to “Coinbase’s mission is to create an open financial system for the world.” can you do that, if you…
Sep 28, 2020 9:29 PM
RT @sfchronicle: See damage from the Napa County #GlassFire at Sterling Vineyards in Calistoga. The fire has grown to 11,000 acres. 📸: @BH…
Sep 28, 2020 9:29 PM
RT @deadlinederek: A winery employee trains water on flames burning at Castello di Amorosa, a major tourist destination between Calistoga a…
Sep 28, 2020 9:26 PM
XML is fucking awesome. https://t.co/ZgwOGL5ewp
Sep 28, 2020 7:49 PM
RT @GreatDismal: Things you never imagined you'd find yourself doing: drawing attention to a Barry Manilow cover album. But such is the tal…
Sep 28, 2020 7:21 PM
RT @dvlamoen: Calistoga ranch is gone. This is 48 hours apart. Absolutely heartbreaking. #glassfire #calistogaranch https://t.co/ngsOwSMWdR
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Sep 28, 2020 4:21 PM
RT @danabrit: I am looking for my next position as a Director of Engineering or Senior Engineering Manager. 20+ years in tech, all of it re…
Sep 28, 2020 5:47 AM
RT @GreatDismal: NYT has better op sec than the current White House.
Sep 28, 2020 5:41 AM
RT @nytimes: President Trump paid $750 in federal income taxes in 2016, and nothing in 10 of the prior 15 years — largely because he report…
Sep 28, 2020 5:32 AM
RT @hdevalence: me: :D me, discovering an endianness problem: D:
Sep 28, 2020 5:22 AM
https://t.co/MxEWGcs1tQ
Sep 28, 2020 5:17 AM
Hey, so Rest In Power #keithhufnagel. SF should should skate the shit out of this spot. If there was ever a legit barge...a reason to gr…
Sep 28, 2020 5:01 AM
@trichris Amen.
Sep 28, 2020 4:50 AM
RT @yashar: Please be mindful of how you talk about this story and suicide on social media. If you don't care about Brad Parscale, please…
Sep 28, 2020 4:45 AM
RT @BradleyWhitford: Teachers paid $7,239 Firefighters paid $5,283 Nurses paid $10,216 Donald Trump paid $750 That is unacceptable. https…
Sep 28, 2020 3:38 AM
RT @jstrauss: The police are rioting and the president is looting.
Sep 28, 2020 3:20 AM
RT @NekiasNBA: Erik Spoelstra has been waiting six years to devise a gameplan for LeBron. Whatever he draws up may not work -- it's LeBron…
Sep 28, 2020 3:12 AM
RT @MariaTeresa1: 2016 taxes: Trump paid $750.00 Undocumented workers paid $27,000,000,000.00
Sep 28, 2020 3:06 AM
RT @TheFrankIsola: That’s because Pat Riley’s goal is winning as opposed to stalling to keep your job for as long as possible, which is the…
Sep 28, 2020 3:05 AM
RT @StevenTDennis: Wondering if Trump’s reported income might be low enough for him to have received a $1,200 stimulus check.
Sep 28, 2020 1:35 AM
@amyf @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown Thanks! Nothing like a shelter-in-place quarantine as an excuse to lean into a midlife crisis.
Sep 27, 2020 11:03 PM
@ptraughber @lessachu Also at the top of Metson Lake: https://t.co/TAI5RpaT7h
Sep 27, 2020 10:54 PM
RT @HeerJeet: In 2016, Trump paid $129,250 more to Stormy Daniels than to the USA government.
Sep 27, 2020 10:47 PM
RT @samstein: This may be the most damaging graph. "In 2017, the president’s $750 contribution to the operations of the U.S. government wa…
Sep 27, 2020 10:16 PM
RT @nytimes: Exclusive: The Times has obtained tax-return data for President Trump extending over more than two decades. It shows his fina…
Sep 27, 2020 9:19 PM
Fun day at the beach surfing with @AahnaBrown. https://t.co/WllYrEHgx6
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Sep 27, 2020 5:13 PM
@TheFrankIsola More like "ManCityReynolds" amirite? /cc: @VancityReynolds
Sep 27, 2020 5:01 PM
@jayholler Seems like a legit KR for the objective "faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States".
Sep 27, 2020 3:49 PM
RT @NapaValleyChick: A picture from the #glassfire in St. Helena - yikes! At Crystal Springs Road. (photo credit to Caroline Garcia) https:…
Sep 27, 2020 3:48 PM
RT @sfchronicle: BREAKING NEWS: Fast-spreading wildfire near St. Helena in Napa County, prompting evacuations. https://t.co/GKECVrhJ6a http…
Sep 27, 2020 3:40 PM
RT @Emilferrisdraws: I promised to make the Twitterbird into a monster when I reached 6000 followers, so I'm pleased to introduce this fine…
Sep 27, 2020 2:32 PM
If you haven’t already done so, and you live in the United States, please fill out the 2020 census. It’ll take less than 5 minutes. https:/…
Sep 27, 2020 10:32 AM
RT @archillect: https://t.co/GfvFSdAHQL
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Sep 27, 2020 10:23 AM
RT @mariofusco: Trying to make your Java code faster by "helping" the JIT compiler without knowing how it actually works https://t.co/lxx5W…
Sep 27, 2020 5:53 AM
RT @judyjayho: Disgusting
Sep 27, 2020 5:53 AM
RT @GavinNewsom: This makes me sick to my stomach.
Sep 27, 2020 5:37 AM
@synecdotal @arrdem @iximeow @thingskatedid @The6P4C Oncall on the #TwitterVMTeam means u r obligated to respond to every Tweet on the site…
Sep 27, 2020 5:17 AM
RT @AAPolicyForum: In a recent dissent, Amy Coney Barrett wrote that the right to vote and serve on juries belonged "only to virtuous citiz…
Sep 27, 2020 5:13 AM
@openculture @AnthroPunk TIL!
Sep 27, 2020 5:12 AM
RT @openculture: The Iconic Urinal & Work of Art, "Fountain," Wasn’t Created by Marcel Duchamp But by the Pioneering Dada Artist Elsa von F…
Sep 27, 2020 5:09 AM
@NRSC What the fuck is wrong with you?
Sep 27, 2020 5:03 AM
@nickcald The new hi-res Tweetdeck looks amazing.
Sep 27, 2020 3:30 AM
@Scavino45 Pretty sure no one in America should be listening to the opinions of an ex-caddy with a profound sentence capitalization problem.
Sep 27, 2020 2:26 AM
Moonshot. https://t.co/n6JNw5zCWd
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Sep 27, 2020 12:02 AM
@adambain "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles" https://t.co/VSTLm5jaH0
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Sep 26, 2020 4:19 PM
@benj_fry @hipsterelectron @synecdotal John was doing some of our work around exploring Panama. FWIW he also does work with Rust from time …
Sep 26, 2020 4:16 PM
@benj_fry @hipsterelectron @synecdotal ☝️
Sep 26, 2020 4:14 PM
@benj_fry @hipsterelectron Some interesting applications in terms of bridging ML work done in other runtimes into apps and services written…
Sep 26, 2020 4:13 PM
@benj_fry @hipsterelectron It’s a better way to FFI/JNI, and will likely make into the JDK at some point.
Sep 26, 2020 4:12 PM
@benj_fry @hipsterelectron Hey Ben! Yep, all is as good as it can be. Anyway, Panama is something we are looking at early adopting.
Sep 26, 2020 4:10 PM
@benj_fry https://t.co/1EEaHECWXo
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Sep 26, 2020 2:55 PM
RT @SimoneGiertz: Hi I’m looking for an LA-based assistant! Creative applications with occasional jokes appreciated: apply@simonegiertz.com
Sep 26, 2020 2:51 PM
Also a shoutout to @dpkagrawal for finding this gem of a mug on the internet.
Sep 26, 2020 2:51 PM
In my defense I purchased this mug before I realized my famous name-fellow/googleganger had become an anti-mask virus denier.
Sep 26, 2020 2:51 PM
Thanks but no thanks. https://t.co/IBWXlIZbTY
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Sep 26, 2020 2:13 PM
@TonyPrintezis @tmcarr @jayholler Did they have small children?
Sep 26, 2020 5:36 AM
@yashar @jvreeland26 Previously: https://t.co/ltl3JpNpre
Sep 26, 2020 5:35 AM
@yashar @jvreeland26 Give yourself to the dark side. https://t.co/c8dEPIK8sF
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Sep 26, 2020 4:45 AM
@jayholler "Several people are screaming into the abyss..."
Sep 26, 2020 4:22 AM
@ddb Calistoga too damn hot springs if you ask me... ...but the kids and the wife liked it so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sep 26, 2020 4:12 AM
@CGregoryBrown https://t.co/5OfBXj2u8O
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Sep 26, 2020 1:56 AM
RT @lostinthegrid: Hey @igb, did you see this birb news about birds in SF? https://t.co/9qb4u73M2m
Sep 26, 2020 1:44 AM
RT @StoicLeys: We hiring, hiring!
Sep 26, 2020 1:15 AM
@sm @mauskopf So scary! We had always assumed Sophie was infant safe! 😬
Sep 25, 2020 8:46 PM
@stickyhipp Yeah, and the layout makes it pretty easy to be (hopefully) COVID safe.
Sep 25, 2020 7:19 PM
@parscale @GovRonDeSantis @realDonaldTrump You fools are gonna get so many people killed.
Sep 25, 2020 6:55 PM
A a snowy egret, a black oystercatcher, a great blue heron, and a whimbrel at Pier 94 this AM. #birdwatching #birdphotography https://t.co/…
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Sep 25, 2020 4:56 PM
I ♡ SF https://t.co/qUe5bF5tU9
Sep 25, 2020 1:51 PM
RT @danielradosh: Men planning bank robbery announce that they are planning bank robbery but relax, they promise to return the money if the…
Sep 25, 2020 5:23 AM
RT @devonbl: If you or someone you know is suffering from: * being a manager type * systems infrastructure * configuration management * ne…
Sep 25, 2020 5:13 AM
@guypbenson Why do you say that, Guy?
Sep 25, 2020 2:25 AM
@ntakayama @knorlen It’s for the birds.
Sep 25, 2020 1:51 AM
@mattbytes Looks like @Twitter won’t let me reply with a link to a Tweet with adding more text to the Tweet. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/tNyTS3…
Sep 24, 2020 11:44 PM
Spotted this western bluebird as we were leaving today. A fun, albeit short and socially-distant, time off and time out for the family. h…
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Sep 24, 2020 6:26 PM
RT @ianbremmer: Powerful photo of RBG’s former law clerks waiting for her casket to arrive at the Supreme Court yesterday morning. 📸: Sau…
Sep 24, 2020 4:22 PM
Ok, now do @Scavino45. https://t.co/zGEWpjmDCO
Sep 24, 2020 4:20 PM
RT @vijaya: When the government issues surveillance requests for people using Twitter, we believe the public has a right to know. Transpa…
Sep 24, 2020 2:22 PM
RT @Phil_Lewis_: An attorney for Breonna Taylor’s family points out that there were no counts for the “shots into the apartment of the Blac…
Sep 24, 2020 2:14 PM
@marsanfra Congrats!
Sep 24, 2020 1:54 PM
RT @meakoopa: every single day for four years I have thought about Nazi jurist Carl Schmitt gloating that you can dismantle a democracy rig…
Sep 24, 2020 4:48 AM
RT @faresmelissa: NYC responds to Louisville police officers being cleared in Breonna Taylor death #BreonnaTaylorMatters https://t.co/eZ8g2…
Sep 24, 2020 4:42 AM
RT @Luke_Metz: We have a new paper on learned optimizers! We used thousands of tasks (and a lot of compute 😬) to train general purpose lear…
Sep 24, 2020 4:41 AM
@npilch Yeah, there’s so much space. Easy to stay away from people.
Sep 24, 2020 4:38 AM
Social distancing in a pool is easier at night. https://t.co/nA0imWZYxp
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Sep 24, 2020 12:46 AM
@hipsterelectron @spackpm @Livermore_Lab Congratulations Danny!
Sep 23, 2020 11:35 PM
RT @SarahLongwell25: The peaceful transition of power is the hallmark of American democracy. And the United States President won’t commit t…
Sep 23, 2020 11:10 PM
RT @DianneG: No officers were charged directly with Breonna Taylor’s death. A Kentucky Grand jury indicted one officer for shooting into…
Sep 23, 2020 11:10 PM
RT @AP: BREAKING: No officers charged directly in Breonna Taylor's death; 1 faces 3 counts over shooting into neighboring apartments. https…
Sep 23, 2020 11:06 PM
RT @CNNPolitics: BREAKING: President Trump refuses to commit to a peaceful transition of power after Election Day https://t.co/yy9FUAU4oR h…
Sep 23, 2020 10:56 PM
RT @superchunk: raising money for Louisville Community Bail Fund via @ActionNetworkHQ -- auctioning this signed gig poster from 1992, aucti…
Sep 23, 2020 3:29 PM
RT @thauburger: Who's running against Pulse Secure in the 2020 election?
Sep 23, 2020 3:43 AM
@jhamlett Yeah, this seems like a possible hoax.
Sep 23, 2020 3:43 AM
@jhamlett Oh no!
Sep 22, 2020 7:58 PM
@isaach This is the year of Linux on the Windows desktop.
Sep 22, 2020 7:54 PM
RT @streetsblogchi: Do any other U.S. cities have commuter railroads like the @southshoreline from Chicago to South Bend, IN, that are codd…
Sep 22, 2020 7:43 PM
RIP Keith Hufnagel https://t.co/tZGXFr2Lhi #HUF
Sep 22, 2020 6:56 PM
@RifkindD @TwitterSeattle @TwitterParents Like a thousand times better.
Sep 22, 2020 6:51 PM
@TwitterSeattle @RifkindD @TwitterParents https://t.co/yI4NE4WfoW
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Sep 22, 2020 6:42 PM
@knorlen IKR? Neo-nazis and white supremacists ruin everything.
Sep 22, 2020 6:41 PM
@seb_m Back home in the urban comforts of SF now, but next time I venture into the Pacifica frontier I will be sure to check it out!
Sep 22, 2020 5:26 PM
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Sep 22, 2020 3:07 PM
RT @Geistb0t: let the algorithm decide https://t.co/NZqTrLUkUl
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Sep 22, 2020 2:58 PM
@heyjoshua https://t.co/EQzatvB3cL
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Sep 22, 2020 4:51 AM
RT @jefposk: Of course there's an easy way for @Twitter to not be racist when they auto-crop images: don't crop images. Show the whole imag…
Sep 22, 2020 4:31 AM
RT @ChrisMurphyCT: Heads up - anybody in this country who has had COVID, or ever tests positive for the COVID antibodies, has a preexisting…
Sep 22, 2020 3:54 AM
RT @AlwaysLateESPN: "Who's the most famous person you could get to join this zoom call?" The answer(s) are amazing 😂 https://t.co/4PBleGG…
Sep 22, 2020 1:09 AM
@palvaro @joshgad Sad and true.
Sep 22, 2020 1:08 AM
RT @joshgad: Honest question. Who looks at 2020 and says, “I want to vote for four more years of whatever this is”
Sep 22, 2020 12:45 AM
@jeremycole There can only be one.
Sep 21, 2020 9:28 PM
@ClaraJeffery Good thing we are now poised to lose the ACA in November.
Sep 21, 2020 9:14 PM
@AroundtheHorn @TonyReali @SarahSpain @PTI And what changes have occurred with production and direction.
Sep 21, 2020 9:14 PM
@AroundtheHorn @TonyReali @SarahSpain Would be cool to see how shows like this, @PTI, etc. have adapted and what software is being used.
Sep 21, 2020 9:13 PM
@AroundtheHorn @TonyReali I’m fascinated by the tech support happening in @SarahSpain’s panel. Can we get a behind-the-scenes on the IT be…
Sep 21, 2020 8:23 PM
@perdunkle @WHRapidResponse @realDonaldTrump Yawn. https://t.co/I5HLJhyOf6
Sep 21, 2020 8:18 PM
Spoiler alert. https://t.co/4XajdTstEg
Sep 21, 2020 8:15 PM
@perdunkle @WHRapidResponse @realDonaldTrump Your boy @realDonaldTrump is actively spreading misinformation about mail-in ballots. That’s n…
Sep 21, 2020 8:03 PM
RT @WPR: Dane County Executive Joe Parisi said new data from Public Health Madison & Dane County shows that a large majority of UW-Madison…
Sep 21, 2020 7:59 PM
@perdunkle @WHRapidResponse @realDonaldTrump 1. True, many of us are not. That’s why, unlike our President, most of us *are* wearing masks …
Sep 21, 2020 7:48 PM
@perdunkle @WHRapidResponse @realDonaldTrump ...that there is a pretty good reason for a lot more Americans to vote against @realDonaldTrum…
Sep 21, 2020 7:48 PM
@perdunkle @WHRapidResponse @realDonaldTrump I mean, sure, you folks are doing who you can to suppress the vote, but you gotta think with 2…
Sep 21, 2020 7:01 PM
@WHRapidResponse @realDonaldTrump Remember, more Americans actually voted for his opponent then voted for him, so...
Sep 21, 2020 6:49 PM
@mattbytes https://t.co/l2bC1zDtsG
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Sep 21, 2020 6:46 PM
@stitchfixmen B. "Southwestern Dusk" but those sweatpants can GTFO
Sep 21, 2020 6:44 PM
RT @JoyceWhiteVance: DOJ is threatening 3 American cities, all, coincidentally, led by Democrats, with shutting off unspecified federal fun…
Sep 21, 2020 6:42 PM
RT @nycsouthpaw: A wild document. Felony collective punishment for anyone who attends a protest where property is damaged, while vehicular…
Sep 21, 2020 6:35 PM
@WHRapidResponse 🤔 https://t.co/Jm4CAbXSwQ
Sep 21, 2020 5:13 PM
That said I am gonna have to re-arrange my calendar to make this a regular post-daycare drop-off thing.
Sep 21, 2020 5:11 PM
Fun, short session this AM, but JFC after 6 months out of the water I am in terrible shape. 🌊🏄🏼🥵
Sep 21, 2020 3:58 PM
@WHRapidResponse It is neither "radical" nor "left" to want a functioning Democracy that represents a majority of the American people.
Sep 21, 2020 2:30 PM
RT @goldman: Good work everyone
Sep 21, 2020 2:09 PM
RT @leslieberland: 👀😷 https://t.co/NFSpFORhoG
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Sep 21, 2020 1:40 PM
EVERYONE WEAR A F*CKING MASK https://t.co/KLx4S2e3Yv
Sep 21, 2020 1:26 PM
@jayholler Sigh. Looks like me and the rest of the Internet Ian Browns are gonna have to give him a talking to.
Sep 21, 2020 1:25 PM
@jayholler Yeah, it’s a fucking disgrace. I saw his anti-vax Tweets a few weeks ago. Didn’t realize he’d written a goddamn song about it.
Sep 21, 2020 1:50 AM
RT @rabihalameddine: Emma Haworth. Last Day of Summer. 2015 https://t.co/w0un8daLMX
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Sep 21, 2020 12:55 AM
RT @KQEDnews: California’s Employment Development Department will halt accepting unemployment claims until October 5 while it tackles a mas…
Sep 20, 2020 9:52 PM
This AM’s hike. https://t.co/MYYtw5JTbu
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Sep 20, 2020 9:04 PM
RT @jonfavs: Democrats who argue in favor of keeping the filibuster or the current size of the Court must contend with this reality. What…
Sep 20, 2020 8:57 PM
RT @flaviusbraz: It's Sunday and ~$500 donated so far. Any more takers? https://t.co/vBBOsCNh1f
Sep 20, 2020 8:56 PM
RT @marius: Taking @flaviusbraz’s lead I'll match up to $2000 in donations to any candidate in this list. Just send screenshots!
Sep 20, 2020 4:54 PM
@marsanfra @herval 👍🏼
Sep 20, 2020 3:47 PM
@CraigHope_DM @ijb19662 Like bringing goals to Newcastle, eh?
Sep 20, 2020 2:59 PM
@kim110754 @realDonaldTrump Ok, kim. Thanks for joining the discussion.
Sep 20, 2020 1:59 PM
@ElizabethBaret3 @realDonaldTrump Sorry Elizabeth, I‘m not sure I understand what you are trying to say here.
Sep 20, 2020 4:52 AM
RT @GreatDismal: First step. https://t.co/zlWg934s7B
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Sep 20, 2020 4:45 AM
@heyjoshua Have you tried drinking shit-tons of coffee in between sleep and booze time? I have. It’s awesome.
Sep 20, 2020 4:14 AM
@ElizabethBaret3 @realDonaldTrump Elizabeth, it’s not nice to call the President a witch, no matter what he says. He’s quite sensitive abou…
Sep 20, 2020 4:05 AM
@HigginsMwc52 @realDonaldTrump Decent people, Thomas, can usually restrain themselves from gleeful partisan shitposting less than 24 hours …
Sep 20, 2020 3:11 AM
@HigginsMwc52 @realDonaldTrump Saying things like that is why you only have one follower, Thomas. Best of luck on your journey to becoming…
Sep 19, 2020 11:20 PM
@wongmjane Look, I mean, it’s not like *any* company has ever been able to actually switch to a different cloud provider. It’s just too dam…
Sep 19, 2020 10:44 PM
Western grebe at Lake Merced this afternoon. https://t.co/4FGVygXR4c
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Sep 19, 2020 10:19 PM
RT @bascule: Trying a horrible experiment... Which will the Twitter algorithm pick: Mitch McConnell or Barack Obama? https://t.co/bR1GRyCk…
Sep 19, 2020 10:12 PM
RT @Kasparov63: When one group fights for power at all costs vs a group fighting for the rule of law, the second group had damned well bett…
Sep 19, 2020 9:58 PM
RT @ElieNYC: I just realized the ACA is toast. The case is in front of the court the week after the election. The lower court ruling (5th…
Sep 19, 2020 9:13 PM
RT @JeffDean: A croppy demonstration of bias.
Sep 19, 2020 8:49 PM
@TimMcCandless1 @realDonaldTrump Not really. Anyway, as I was saying, our *current* President is an embarrassing schmuck.
Sep 19, 2020 8:46 PM
@Squee91719979 @Bruce000999 @realDonaldTrump Hahaha. Ok. Check back in with me then and let me know how it’s going.
Sep 19, 2020 8:39 PM
@Squee91719979 @Bruce000999 @realDonaldTrump All of them? That seems a little...ambitious.
Sep 19, 2020 6:58 PM
@T2Troxell @realDonaldTrump Sorry, what?
Sep 19, 2020 6:25 PM
@Squee91719979 @Bruce000999 @realDonaldTrump It’s always the guys hiding behind anonymous accounts that talk tough.
Sep 19, 2020 6:01 PM
@Squee91719979 @Bruce000999 @realDonaldTrump I’m afraid I’m not familiar with the term "grfo". Is it some sort of white supremacist slang?
Sep 19, 2020 2:47 PM
@Bruce000999 @realDonaldTrump Sorry, Bruce, I’m still not sure I understand what you are trying to say.
Sep 19, 2020 2:29 PM
@Bruce000999 @realDonaldTrump What’s your point Bruce?
Sep 19, 2020 2:13 PM
@realDonaldTrump Pretty classy thing to tweet the morning after the passing of a Supreme Court justice.
Sep 19, 2020 2:10 PM
@SenTedCruz GTFO
Sep 19, 2020 1:32 PM
@jayholler Guns are bad, Jay.
Sep 19, 2020 1:17 PM
@DaveZobel Ok, fine. I’ll do it.
Sep 19, 2020 4:37 AM
@heyjoshua I went with gin. https://t.co/gOUzPABOom
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Sep 19, 2020 4:25 AM
RT @EverCarradine: I don’t wanna live in Gilead.
Sep 19, 2020 4:25 AM
RT @wendynather: It’s mourning in America.
Sep 19, 2020 3:41 AM
RT @KelseyReichmann: Crowd at the Supreme Court is growing by the minute https://t.co/0dgaY2JOFm
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Sep 19, 2020 2:42 AM
RT @flaviusbraz: I’ll be matching donations to these candidates up to $1k this weekend. Just send a screenshot. Let’s do this folks!
Sep 19, 2020 2:20 AM
RT @F6x: I understand that this news makes it feel like the stakes are even higher, but the stakes have always been this high. The only wa…
Sep 19, 2020 1:50 AM
RIP RBG. Thank you for helping make a better world for our little RGB and her big sister. https://t.co/eT4ARbE7hV
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Sep 19, 2020 1:24 AM
RT @AriBerman: Mitch McConnell blocked Merrick Garland’s nomination for 237 days before 2016 election but will try to replace RBG 46 days b…
Sep 19, 2020 1:11 AM
RT @markknoller: Pres Trump made no mention of the death of Justice Ginsburg during his Minnesota campaign speech which ran more than 1 hr…
Sep 19, 2020 12:55 AM
RT @TheTweetOfGod: Fuck fuck fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Sep 19, 2020 12:55 AM
RT @PodSaveAmerica: Reminder: Scalia died on February 13, 2016. That was 269 days out from Election Day. We are 46 days out.
Sep 18, 2020 11:39 PM
RT @npilch: Oh no. So sad. So sorry. So scared.
Sep 18, 2020 11:38 PM
Welp.
Sep 18, 2020 11:37 PM
RT @mrskimyadawson: Fuck 😔😫😭
Sep 18, 2020 11:36 PM
RT @nprpolitics: Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Champion Of Gender Equality, Dies At 87 https://t.co/V0b7oSFYPy
Sep 18, 2020 10:27 PM
@hipsterelectron I've said it before and I'll say it again. https://t.co/z08VWJZ2Bw
Sep 18, 2020 9:19 PM
@roach @gpapilion I don't so much "golf" as I "engage in lots of fore play".
Sep 18, 2020 7:32 PM
RT @Amy_Siskind: Don’t forget if your kids are at college in a swing state, have them register to vote there. Some states like PA have same…
Sep 18, 2020 7:15 PM
The @WhiteHouse has been having a lot of streaming tech issues lately. This broadcast is unwatchable in almost every sense of the word. htt…
Sep 18, 2020 7:04 PM
@seb_m "Who Could" that be?
Sep 18, 2020 6:25 PM
RT @flySFO: @SFBART 🎵 Narrow streets of #SFO 🎶 https://t.co/xJkpmmqycT
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Sep 18, 2020 5:16 PM
@ryanstruyk Sounds great. When do we get started?
Sep 18, 2020 4:24 PM
Mask inspections/enforcement or other efforts that make BART and public transit safer seem like a better investment.
Sep 18, 2020 4:24 PM
In the middle of a pandemic, why do this? Ridership is down. People are struggling.
Sep 18, 2020 4:24 PM
Disappointing to see BART back on this bullshit. Fare inspectors and lots of police at Embarcadero this morning. https://t.co/dkWdNa6Ik2
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Sep 18, 2020 2:42 PM
RT @Pinboard: How I see the 2020 election https://t.co/C3C4zZQZ1Z
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Sep 18, 2020 2:32 PM
@heyjoshua @seldo TIL!!! 🙏🏻
Sep 18, 2020 4:57 AM
#OnWisconsin 🤦🏼♂️ https://t.co/KA1YxusNtM
Sep 18, 2020 4:46 AM
@blairh @SFBART @RadhikaBrown It turns out she is afraid of escalators as well so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sep 18, 2020 4:45 AM
@blairh @SFBART No more elevators. 😢 We grew out of strollers during the last 6 mos. of quarantine and we are still...adjusting to the new …
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Sep 18, 2020 4:28 AM
@lenazun Repetition is the spice of life.
Sep 18, 2020 4:20 AM
RT @Caltrain: Welcome back ❤️
Sep 18, 2020 2:30 AM
RT @Merman_Melville: Want to feel old? When you were young you were the king of carrot flowers
Sep 18, 2020 2:00 AM
RT @BrianBicycles: Almost a decade ago, @sfbike started pushing for a Bay-to-Beach Bikeway, which at the time seemed quixotic. Thanks to ev…
Sep 18, 2020 1:59 AM
RT @BrianBicycles: News! MLK Drive in GGP is now car-free west of Middle Dr, creating a gorgeous car-free route from Baker St at the east e…
Sep 18, 2020 1:30 AM
RT @penelope_zone: get in loser, we're going to production
Sep 18, 2020 1:28 AM
RT @dieworkwear: how many young people are now going to read Howard Zinn because the President said "A People's History" is dangerous?
Sep 17, 2020 11:41 PM
@skilldrick @SFBART BART ryder, BART ryder....
Sep 17, 2020 9:39 PM
@JaniceForBART @SFBART It was great. Felt super safe. The stations and trains were incredibly clean.
Sep 17, 2020 8:58 PM
RT @SFBART: In restless dreams I walked alone
Sep 17, 2020 5:32 PM
@SalarRahmanian @SFBART It's sparkling and shiny. Great job @SFBART!
Sep 17, 2020 5:26 PM
Hello BARTness my old friend. https://t.co/aITrAE8tZt
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Sep 17, 2020 10:18 AM
RT @prchovanec: Actually trying to stop ballots from being counted.
Sep 17, 2020 6:14 AM
RT @jessicameher: Fake transparent-background images in google search is one of the biggest internet crimes no one is talking about
Sep 17, 2020 5:36 AM
@knorlen I am so sorry for your loss, Kim.
Sep 17, 2020 5:32 AM
@ysaw @Workday I can't. I've tried to, but I can't.
Sep 17, 2020 5:29 AM
The collective noun for UX failures is a @workday of UX failures.
Sep 17, 2020 4:34 AM
RT @stumpf: I struggle to express my fury and frustration on realizing the CDN/DNS-subdomain bug I have been chasing is all because #chrome…
Sep 17, 2020 4:10 AM
@lenazun My goal, in almost every meeting, is not to win, but is simply to survive.
Sep 17, 2020 3:29 AM
@skilldrick @The_Pigeon @RadhikaBrown "I don’t give a fuck if your cousin Herb drives a bus 'almost every day'. If you try to get by me I w…
Sep 17, 2020 3:12 AM
@ChiefScientist @The_Pigeon @RadhikaBrown Her first words were "snitches get stitches".
Sep 17, 2020 3:10 AM
Just winding down a long day reading books to the 2yo while she plays with her favorite toy knife. https://t.co/suYEEJd9Oc
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Sep 17, 2020 1:22 AM
RT @MrJonCryer: And we’re very grateful. https://t.co/hAFXIktAoZ
Sep 16, 2020 9:23 PM
Uh oh. Feed was ended abruptly mid-chart junk. Looks like a new feed has been set up.
Sep 16, 2020 9:21 PM
Update: the audio has been fixed.
Sep 16, 2020 9:20 PM
There no audio in this afternoon’s "news conference" with @realDonaldTrump. Nice work @Scavino45. Nice work. https://t.co/EWzqEkXQOq
Sep 16, 2020 8:44 PM
#OnWisconsin https://t.co/J7myNraydC
Sep 16, 2020 2:46 PM
RT @pauleche: Look, it's been a hard year... but we have a beautiful story to share, full of optimism and tenacity. Let's keep working! htt…
Sep 16, 2020 2:46 PM
"Innovation is a relay race." https://t.co/79ZE1rRh4O
Sep 16, 2020 1:18 PM
RT @JamesLoduca: 🚨 JOB ALERT: Are you a passionate & talented D&I leader in Europe? Come #JoinTheFlock & help drive progress on one of the…
Sep 16, 2020 4:28 AM
RT @mikebergmann1: #BobcatFire views from the San Gabriel River bike path https://t.co/XLW3SYbRp4
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Sep 16, 2020 3:54 AM
RT @mangopdf: for the past six months i've been secretly participating in the Do Not Get Arrested Challenge 2020 https://t.co/OCvJKODTTZ ht…
Sep 16, 2020 3:18 AM
@Todd_Segal Then I unmute only local and talk for like 30 seconds before realizing that no one can hear me.
Sep 16, 2020 3:18 AM
@Todd_Segal It’s even worse when you are dialed via phone. I often "double mute": *6 and local phone mute.
Sep 16, 2020 2:06 AM
RT @MaraLiasson: that's not the solution, that's the problem.
Sep 16, 2020 1:31 AM
@roach Well, yeah. That too.
Sep 16, 2020 1:30 AM
@roach Sort of. I only watched 3/4ths of it and he’s only in the first minute and just for a single quote.
Sep 15, 2020 10:05 PM
RT @littleidea: what do we want? 'INNOVATION!' when do we want it? 'after a business case justifies investing in the specific strategy'
Sep 15, 2020 9:54 PM
@44 Marquee "customer" for @OracleCloud too, I’d guess.
Sep 15, 2020 8:08 PM
@ChiefScientist AR apps
Sep 15, 2020 4:29 PM
RT @TwitterEng: It’s a weird & stressful time for everyone, and “resilience” means more than keeping the lights on in the datacenter. Come…
Sep 15, 2020 1:34 PM
RT @prchovanec: The fact that Michael Caputo is still working in government this morning is deeply alarming, and profoundly telling.
Sep 15, 2020 4:34 AM
@TheRealWBTC @peterhartlaub @jachristian What a great-looking invitation! I love the detail on the "under reconstruction" Sutro tower anten…
Sep 14, 2020 9:31 PM
@gillyarcht Cooper's hawk, I'd think.
Sep 14, 2020 7:42 PM
@lenazun How far did you get? I made it maybe 3/4s through.
Sep 14, 2020 7:41 PM
RT @RiegerReport: Calif. Sec. for Nat. Resources WADE CROWFOOT: "If we…think it’s all about vegetation management, we’re not going to succe…
Sep 14, 2020 7:23 PM
The root cause was a SIGBART fault. https://t.co/JvK4Tc6BDo
Sep 14, 2020 6:35 PM
@BrianGoetz @sehurlburt I think about that scene a lot.
Sep 14, 2020 6:23 PM
RT @GraceSpelman: times are crazy right now and I came across this really helpful information that I wanted to share https://t.co/SkxZUNqbaB
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Sep 14, 2020 4:22 PM
Just dropped the 2yo off at daycare. Excited to spend the day not replying to your emails like usual but this time on purpose.
Sep 14, 2020 2:56 PM
@jayholler @Twitter #TeamClowncar
Sep 14, 2020 2:32 PM
@jayholler This is only useful if it affects everyone else in the channel.
Sep 14, 2020 2:08 PM
RT @xor: well it'll be nice for a new generation to grow up resenting oracle for destroying software that had been important to them
Sep 14, 2020 6:33 AM
The weirdest thing about these @Microsoft / @Oracle / @tiktok_us shenanigans is the absence of @Benioff & @salesforce. 🤔
Sep 14, 2020 6:16 AM
RT @alexcpsec: I heard Oracle Cloud got their first customer today. Congrats!
Sep 14, 2020 6:07 AM
@cbogie A heartfelt and sincere thank you goes out to you from me and my personal brand.
Sep 14, 2020 5:58 AM
Threading in Slack is a terrible garbage fire, but JFC we really need it in Twitter DMs.
Sep 14, 2020 5:45 AM
RT @tylardw: This is the most wholesome tweet about cs to exist, everyone else can pack it up and exit to the right
Sep 14, 2020 5:35 AM
@hipsterelectron I’m here to help you like Graal JIT. "GraalVM"...well...I don’t know. Let’s see.
Sep 14, 2020 4:46 AM
@realDonaldTrump What about cops who murder civilians? You have been pretty quiet about them in your rallies.
Sep 14, 2020 3:47 AM
RT @starsandrobots: OMG I think I just edited a tweet?? I wrote a tweet, noticed a benign single-letter typo, deleted the tweet and pressed…
Sep 14, 2020 3:46 AM
I mean @Twitter itself was pretty much an accident and it’s best features weren’t exactly planned. Let’s make this a real thing...please? …
Sep 14, 2020 3:39 AM
@rit I strongly agree.
Sep 14, 2020 3:38 AM
RT @rit: @igb It's certainly a saner workflow than "edit a tweet with the exact same I'd/link" because that *definitely* would never get ab…
Sep 14, 2020 3:38 AM
RT @seldo: Oh no! Tell them to leave the bug alone! It's a good bug!
Sep 14, 2020 3:37 AM
@jeffreyremick @TwitterComms @starsandrobots Seems to be iOS Phone (not iPad) only at present.
Sep 14, 2020 3:36 AM
@TwitterComms @starsandrobots We need to keep this and roll it out to every other client.
Sep 14, 2020 3:36 AM
Works on iPhone iOS. Bug or not this is such an incredible UX improvement. I really hope we keep it. https://t.co/3v9tCcg6G3
Sep 14, 2020 3:34 AM
@starsandrobots It worked for me!!!
Sep 14, 2020 3:30 AM
RT @Dixie3Flatline: @SwiftOnSecurity "imagine if the boomer meme was an entire company"
Sep 14, 2020 3:30 AM
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Imagine trying to explain Oracle to a teenager
Sep 14, 2020 3:24 AM
My best Tweets always get the fewest faves.
Sep 14, 2020 2:56 AM
TikTok TCK
Sep 14, 2020 1:55 AM
@lenazun It’s pretty unwatchable. There’s a educational/school special/mandatory training vibe to the non-docu parts.
Sep 13, 2020 11:54 PM
@nvgrw Oh boy.
Sep 13, 2020 9:30 PM
Family walk in the smoke and smog along Heron’s Head. Spotted a brown pelican and a solitary (that’s it’s name) sandpiper. https://t.co/Gp…
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Sep 13, 2020 3:35 AM
RT @markknoller: Looking ahead to his visit Monday to California for a briefing on the wildfires, Pres Trump tells Nevada rally that "fores…
Sep 13, 2020 3:35 AM
@loather "My Little Pony" and "Octonauts" are both great alternatives to that garbage show.
Sep 13, 2020 2:19 AM
@mil @hcf64 @jaismathews @jack TBH that’s more of Shelbyville idea.
Sep 12, 2020 9:33 PM
RT @goodmanmetrics: We are pleased to write on behalf of the Stanford Dept. of Epi and Population Health on the scientific misrepresentatio…
Sep 12, 2020 8:11 PM
RT @SFBART: Not everyone can work from home. We are welcoming riders back on board safely with ventilation best practices. Air is circulate…
Sep 12, 2020 8:08 PM
RT @Laughing_Mantis: Write your malware in Go
Sep 12, 2020 4:16 PM
@hunterwalk Most jobs in 2021 will involve driving to ever-increasingly distant superstores to purchase scarce PPE and air-filtration syste…
Sep 12, 2020 3:11 PM
RT @chrisarvinsf: what if everyone got an air purifier and put it outside, would that work
Sep 12, 2020 2:30 PM
@whitequark There’s no chance of removing it. Fortune favors the mold.
Sep 12, 2020 5:13 AM
RT @myhlee: I am fewer than thrilled about this
Sep 12, 2020 4:46 AM
@ScottAdamsSays Look. You are a troll. Normally not worth a response. But, what the actual fuck? How twisted do you have to be to tweet som…
Sep 12, 2020 3:51 AM
RT @tinybaby: If I Did It, by George W. Bush
Sep 12, 2020 2:48 AM
That’s no moon. https://t.co/VUsX1wJ9vF
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Sep 12, 2020 2:22 AM
@ysr1729 Loved the Branagh "Wallander"...will have to check out the original.
Sep 12, 2020 1:23 AM
RT @TwitterSafety: At Twitter, we’re committed to protecting people’s ability to express their fundamental civil rights safely — especially…
Sep 12, 2020 12:54 AM
RT @mountaingrrrl: My kid drew a comic about the characters of remote school https://t.co/NdPYDW81pY
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Sep 12, 2020 12:26 AM
RT @mkruz: I applaud the goals of this movie –it’s addressing important issues. But interviews of (predominantly) white men who made a to…
Sep 11, 2020 8:33 PM
RT @ZavalaA: BREAKING: Gov. Newsom signs law allowing inmate firefighters in California to have records expunged, clearing the way for them…
Sep 11, 2020 1:08 PM
@nvgrw No one.
Sep 11, 2020 6:13 AM
RT @youngjocb: Courtney’s train 😭😭😭this would be an amazing legacy for my little brother @cbrewsayso ♥️♥️♥️ #loveforcourtney
Sep 11, 2020 6:12 AM
Don’t forget the enablers. Don’t let ‘em off the hook when it’s over. @Scavino45, Trump’s third-rate Goebbels, should be held accountable…
Sep 11, 2020 5:53 AM
@eakinsey Why not?
Sep 11, 2020 5:05 AM
@adambain @doodie +1. It was literally snowing ash all day today.
Sep 11, 2020 5:00 AM
@adambain This season will pass, and it seems crazy to extrapolate from two data points, but given the backdrop of global warming...
Sep 11, 2020 4:59 AM
@adambain Years, really. I mean we seem to have passed a tipping point. 2018 was bad. This is worse.
Sep 11, 2020 4:43 AM
@thesteggie @hipsterelectron @jack Amen. https://t.co/xuLHDcwKDD
Sep 11, 2020 4:41 AM
@JimYoull No need to apologize.
Sep 11, 2020 4:28 AM
RT @daveweigel: “Fortunate Son” plays as Trump de-planes, an entry for the “nobody listened to the lyrics” hall of fame. https://t.co/fJBPI…
Sep 11, 2020 4:25 AM
A million times this. https://t.co/xuLHDcwKDD
Sep 11, 2020 4:24 AM
RT @SFBART: Courtney’s train.
Sep 11, 2020 3:55 AM
@msilver @jayholler https://t.co/53xhVsCuVS
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Sep 11, 2020 3:52 AM
@msilver @jayholler "THIS IS THE VOICE OF GOD KENT..."
Sep 11, 2020 3:38 AM
Hear me out @jack: the log cabins were cool and all, but imagine if/when we all go back to the office we have one of these in the commons? …
Sep 11, 2020 3:35 AM
RT @SFBART: ICYMI: Board today heard presentation on retirement of legacy train cars. Most are being recycled; some will be set aside for m…
Sep 11, 2020 3:33 AM
RT @dwdavison: hahahahaha we're so screwed
Sep 11, 2020 2:41 AM
@KCPacini @dantley Bookmarked.
Sep 11, 2020 2:39 AM
RT @nickcald: #LivedExperiences: Working While Black on Sept 17th! RSVP #TwitterOpenHouse https://t.co/5J1mrYdWCE https://t.co/QuVzEloXwc
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Sep 11, 2020 2:32 AM
RT @vboykis: What's a piece of software that you use every day (home or work) and that's so mundane that it never gets covered, but that yo…
Sep 11, 2020 2:30 AM
RT @SarahSpain: I gotta stop responding to these people on here. 🤦🏻♀️ After reading this I’m convinced more and more are like this guy &…
Sep 11, 2020 2:06 AM
@AliciaTrost @jayholler Love it. Like those artificial reefs made out of old subway cars...but for birds!
Sep 11, 2020 12:56 AM
@jayholler @firepile s/Engineering Managers/Engineer Managers
Sep 11, 2020 12:54 AM
@firepile @jayholler Yeah, if HBO is gonna pick it up it’s gotta have a dark side.
Sep 11, 2020 12:54 AM
@jayholler @firepile Pretty sure this is how Miéville’s "Iron Council" got started. 🤔
Sep 11, 2020 12:52 AM
@jayholler @firepile The way I see it we’d simply buy surplus BART track, say just over a car’s length or so and... https://t.co/FaOpEkMSXh
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Sep 11, 2020 12:45 AM
@firepile @jayholler It’d pretty much write itself.
Sep 11, 2020 12:41 AM
@jayholler hear me out: "Ian and Jay buy a BART car." https://t.co/MmecXCoxaq
Sep 10, 2020 3:07 PM
RT @GodisRivera: This thread really captures some of the pure mayhem parents are juggling daily during these wild times. Send help. 😩
Sep 10, 2020 5:37 AM
@Zeke_Cao @arrdem @roach @jpd What idiot called it #OneTeam instead of "TwunderDome"?
Sep 10, 2020 5:22 AM
@gpapilion @sonenarayanan MaizeOS runs on top of a kernel and multi-corn processors.
Sep 10, 2020 5:17 AM
@Zeke_Cao @arrdem @roach @jpd Shiny and chrome!
Sep 10, 2020 5:13 AM
RT @doriantaylor: some memes have a certain form, that being equivalent to a lulz https://t.co/eH2fsJftvJ
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Sep 10, 2020 5:10 AM
RT @dcbigjohn: There is no ethical or moral defense of Woodward's decision to not publish these tapes as soon as they were made. If there w…
Sep 10, 2020 5:08 AM
RT @SarahSpain: THIS IS UNREAL
Sep 10, 2020 4:03 AM
RT @igb: @heyjoshua Beer is the wine-killer.
Sep 10, 2020 4:03 AM
RT @igb: What idiot called them the Bene Gesserit instead of the Spice Girls?
Sep 10, 2020 3:42 AM
@srw Welp. Put another log in the furnace I guess.
Sep 10, 2020 1:48 AM
@ChiefScientist 🤔 your last DM to me was in August? https://t.co/bcvfmJLnbK
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Sep 10, 2020 1:31 AM
Sigh. I guess I missed the 24-hour window. Oh well. Next year then. https://t.co/ciO4d88rxH
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Sep 10, 2020 1:25 AM
@lenazun I’ve held on to that Tweet for months!
Sep 10, 2020 1:24 AM
Hmm. That was supposed to have my #Twitterversary image in it. I mean it’s a terrible Tweet either way, but...still.
Sep 10, 2020 1:21 AM
Don’t feel bad that I’m better at Twitter than you. I’ve just been doing it longer.
Sep 9, 2020 11:22 PM
RT @DankDuneMemes: https://t.co/sPdwXX9s26
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Sep 9, 2020 11:05 PM
Withholding timely, critical information from the public in order to sell more books seems to be a disturbing trend in 2020.
Sep 9, 2020 10:55 PM
RT @jonfavs: If we all get out of this alive, I really want to spend some extra time on how unbelievably fucking dumb Jared Kushner is. htt…
Sep 9, 2020 10:52 PM
RT @tomcoates: The photos in this story are insanely good. https://t.co/3tv9P2nvcv https://t.co/G2gVsIyL6d
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Sep 9, 2020 5:20 PM
@n8foo All of my Tweets are underrated, Nathan. Even the ones without Gibson references.
Sep 9, 2020 3:07 PM
The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a...uh...red channel. https://t.co/cqnrAvQvNu
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Sep 9, 2020 6:39 AM
@Browtweaten bird: *gliding down from bullet the hole in the ceiling* I think you meant 'not with out a flight!'
Sep 9, 2020 5:01 AM
@realDonaldTrump @BreitbartNews You are a dangerous fool to America, and a useful idiot to Russia.
Sep 9, 2020 4:26 AM
@jpd Sometimes I miss going into the office. Sometimes. https://t.co/L7UI6Cd3YH
Sep 9, 2020 2:33 AM
@shabbychef Congrats!
Sep 9, 2020 2:19 AM
RT @nikkastar: when i say i want feedback, i'm not kidding. i may not be able to solve all of the problems for all of the people, but i si…
Sep 9, 2020 1:54 AM
RT @CGregoryBrown: Red Sun/Hazy Sutro SF Skyscape https://t.co/k68diUGNo4
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Sep 9, 2020 1:32 AM
RT @CNN: The US Justice Department, in an extraordinary move, has asked to take over the defense of President Trump in a defamation lawsuit…
Sep 9, 2020 1:26 AM
@jmpspn Organic Light Emitting Dystopia
Sep 9, 2020 1:16 AM
@aileenlee https://t.co/jJf4r56QAj
Sep 9, 2020 1:14 AM
@aileenlee Will Ferrell. More cowbell.
Sep 9, 2020 1:08 AM
California is a mass of incandescent grass. https://t.co/HYTJW9WeT8
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Sep 8, 2020 11:48 PM
As an upside, the all-day golden-orange light makes the apocalypse aesthetically pleasing.
Sep 8, 2020 11:39 PM
@SarahSpain @SpainandFitz "Phone is ringing, oh my god."
Sep 8, 2020 7:51 PM
@WHRapidResponse @realDonaldTrump Like, drove it there in a truck or something? 🤔
Sep 8, 2020 3:23 PM
@Nicole_Cliffe https://t.co/FXoNmk3QLG
Sep 8, 2020 2:26 PM
RT @zeynep: Some families can manage to keep their kids learning and less-stressed. Others, with less resources, won't be able to do so. I…
Sep 8, 2020 2:25 PM
@realDonaldTrump Such a selfish and stupid and dangerous thing for the President of the United States to Tweet.
Sep 8, 2020 7:22 AM
@mikeindustries @joshu "Dude Descending a Staircase, No. 2"
Sep 8, 2020 7:21 AM
RT @VTiradoM: #CreekFire This is what #YosemitePark looks like. @YosemiteNPS https://t.co/DnJO603do0
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Sep 8, 2020 5:52 AM
RT @catalie68: Slowly Figuring Out Why Something’s Trending is probably the best workout my brain gets these days
Sep 8, 2020 5:26 AM
@ashasquasha Oh my god. Glad you are all safe!
Sep 8, 2020 5:24 AM
RT @ashasquasha: We're safe and we're out, but wow, we hiked our way out of the #CreekFire yesterday. https://t.co/cA4jt0sO44
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Sep 8, 2020 4:06 AM
@jdecked Not on the south-west parts of the city. https://t.co/8GEMjKTrC5
Sep 8, 2020 4:04 AM
RT @acitrano: @Politidope It's like the inverse feeling of standing at the rim of the Grand Canyon. In both cases you're struck numb. "How…
Sep 8, 2020 4:04 AM
RT @acitrano: @Politidope I mean in its own way it's a miracle. Sure, it's the most tragic kind of miracle and it may very well cause the d…
Sep 8, 2020 4:03 AM
RT @acitrano: @Politidope It's almost impossible to believe he exists. It's as if we took everything that was bad about America, scraped it…
Sep 8, 2020 3:54 AM
RT @seldo: 2027: the world ends as World War 3 breaks out between the US, China and Russia as a result of a gender reveal party gone wrong.
Sep 8, 2020 3:38 AM
@NuttySwiss Noe, Diamond Heights, and Glen Park.
Sep 8, 2020 3:23 AM
What a wonderfully cool San Francisco evening.
Sep 7, 2020 9:53 PM
@parscale It doesn’t matter, Brad. @realDonaldTrump is still gonna sue the shit out of you in 2021.
Sep 7, 2020 9:49 PM
Couldn’t really beat the heat this AM so we drove down to Bair Island and Foster City for a few short walks in between sessions of car AC. …
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Sep 7, 2020 2:30 PM
@rit More or less. We are a Chemex household.
Sep 7, 2020 2:27 PM
Look, I know kids shouldn’t drink coffee until they are like 20 years old or whatever, but at what age can they start *making* coffee?
Sep 7, 2020 5:12 AM
We had a nice outdoor, socially-distant dinner at my folks place this evening. The upside of this abnormally warm SF weather. https://t.co/…
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Sep 7, 2020 4:51 AM
@waferbaby @firepile Sweep the leg, Johnny.
Sep 7, 2020 4:42 AM
@SarahNEmerson @TaylorLorenz I fucking need this for my home office.
Sep 6, 2020 10:24 PM
@alexmk Congratulations!!!
Sep 6, 2020 9:09 PM
RT @dwigt_: the nice thing about having no shame is that im going to hit the high notes in steely dan songs and i don't care if i got custo…
Sep 6, 2020 5:42 AM
@lenazun TIL! "Brugmansia species are amongst the most toxic of ornamental plant" 😬
Sep 6, 2020 5:36 AM
RT @mf: Had to cut our Shuteye climbing trip short today due to the Creek Fire. We ended up going the long way around after fire cut off Ma…
Sep 6, 2020 5:19 AM
RT @CBS47: CREEK FIRE: Over 150 people are trapped near Mammoth Pool Reservoir. Authorities say the exit road is blocked due to fire. READ…
Sep 6, 2020 4:09 AM
Even if sharing is too hard, just recalling my previous descriptions would be a win because I often use the same 3 or 4 GIFs over and over
Sep 6, 2020 4:07 AM
Alt-text in general should be way easier to share/pre-populate for media on social networks.
Sep 6, 2020 3:48 AM
This should really just be the default alt text for those GIFs/images/memes whenever they are shared on any social network. https://t.co/br…
Sep 6, 2020 3:46 AM
RT @neilshyminsky: I’ve commented before that Star Trek’s most prescient prediction was communication via memes in ‘Darmok’. So it was only…
Sep 5, 2020 10:05 PM
RT @bitburner: https://t.co/ZbQS6inTyt
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Sep 5, 2020 9:33 PM
@catsynth Yep! It’s one of our faves as well. Great place to see birds and domesticated raccoons.
Sep 5, 2020 9:09 PM
@gpapilion Ours starts on the 14th. 🙏🏻
Sep 5, 2020 9:03 PM
We beat the heat and the crowds with an AM hike in the park. Spotted a great-blue heron, and black-crowned night heron, and a lesser scaup.…
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Sep 5, 2020 4:54 AM
@Uma_Byr A “good riddance” or “greatest riddance”? :-)
Sep 5, 2020 3:31 AM
I think about this clip of Gigi Rüf a lot. https://t.co/JvovU1JPqS
Sep 5, 2020 3:20 AM
@WestTexasMac @jack @michaelmontano @nicktornow @twitters https://t.co/HyEt0XI53Y
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Sep 5, 2020 12:57 AM
@DanScavino @realDonaldTrump No one believes you, Dan. We all know what kind of person your boss is. https://t.co/sUz7PWXZlF
Sep 4, 2020 10:21 PM
@markknoller @TheAtlantic Don't forget the ramble on Kelly. https://t.co/Drm3S5pw0l
Sep 4, 2020 7:17 PM
RT @jadeloyzaga: 🌟🕸️ Heads up!! The https://t.co/5kQVt0qKIT team is about to open up several roles across Web Product, Platform, Infra and…
Sep 4, 2020 6:12 PM
@krishnansriram @salesforce Good luck!
Sep 4, 2020 3:38 PM
The first thing I am going to do when the 2yo goes back to daycare is take a week of PTO.
Sep 4, 2020 2:48 PM
@realDonaldTrump Yeah, you have a track record of support and respect to our troops. https://t.co/sUz7PWXZlF
Sep 4, 2020 1:41 PM
RT @gadyepstein: Declassified White House tapes of Nixon and Kissinger "reveal racism and misogyny at the highest levels, covered up for de…
Sep 4, 2020 5:24 AM
That said... https://t.co/A8TOzNANG3
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Sep 4, 2020 5:24 AM
100% agree with this take. OMG! 🤯 https://t.co/My2ZFCvQpH
Sep 4, 2020 1:43 AM
@seb_m Hell yeah. Congrats!
Sep 4, 2020 12:08 AM
@googledocs @peterseibel Your product team should probably start using Twitter if they really value feature suggestions and feedback.
Sep 3, 2020 11:59 PM
RT @petebasgen: Weird Q, but: Is premium/pro quality sidewalk chalk a thing?
Sep 3, 2020 10:27 PM
RT @melvillehouse: We are sad to announce the passing of our author David Graeber, known for his numerous books including Debt: The First 5…
Sep 3, 2020 2:14 PM
RT @deadeyebrakeman: this is every trump bot account https://t.co/C4oE7UWp2U
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Sep 3, 2020 6:20 AM
RT @arocknerd: My talk is September 23rd. Register for free to listen to all the great content.
Sep 3, 2020 5:37 AM
@rsarver OTOH @Nextdoor serves as a warning as far as geographically local community building goes.
Sep 3, 2020 5:36 AM
@rsarver Seriously. It’s incredibly hard to search/tweet locally.
Sep 3, 2020 5:32 AM
Lots of sirens rolling through Glen Park right now. Anyone know what’s going on?
Sep 3, 2020 5:12 AM
RT @abc7newsbayarea: GOING SOMEWHERE? Health experts say what happens during #LaborDay weekend could be essential for containing COVID-19 t…
Sep 3, 2020 4:17 AM
@jpd Wow! What a great idea.
Sep 3, 2020 4:14 AM
there’s going to be a bunch of really great stuff well beyond the "software developer WFH" products we’ve had for the last decade
Sep 3, 2020 4:11 AM
excited to see all the innovation in remote work tech driven by teachers (from K-12 to grad students/professors) over the next few years ht…
Sep 2, 2020 9:32 PM
RT @TwitterEng: Graph machine learning is one of the technologies Twitter uses to study and improve the health of the public conversation.…
Sep 2, 2020 3:25 AM
If you clean up the children’s rooms by yourself and your spouse doesn’t see how incredibly messy the rooms were did you even clean them?
Sep 2, 2020 2:28 AM
RT @burritojustice: ENTER A BEAR CLEANUP AISLE 7
Sep 2, 2020 12:57 AM
RT @HillaryClinton: California Assemblymember @buffywicks was told that having recently given birth wasn’t sufficient excuse to cast a vote…
Sep 1, 2020 10:58 PM
RT @skamille: Some days I think all engineering leadership is is being willing to tilt at windmills everyone else has given up on
Sep 1, 2020 10:26 PM
@cathponeill @realDonaldTrump Yep, it does. Donald Trump is literally destroying our nation.
Sep 1, 2020 10:12 PM
RT @TwitterEng: Join Twitter’s @zang_yiming and @mingaliu on Wednesday, September 2nd at 5PM PDT to hear how we migrated our messaging infr…
Sep 1, 2020 9:15 PM
@DrJorts I immediately feel an overwhelming sense of dread and apprehension. It can't possibly be something good.
Sep 1, 2020 7:00 PM
@ZekeJMiller @Scavino45 Trump's America
Sep 1, 2020 6:54 PM
@deltaon @srw I need another pair of arms to keep the two-year old from smashing the keyboard every time I try to type somethdrbgftgttgsfbt…
Sep 1, 2020 3:57 AM
@Todd_Segal "News Radio"
Sep 1, 2020 2:59 AM
Building circuits with the six-year old. https://t.co/as0FRJD0hL
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Sep 1, 2020 2:05 AM
The original film is great, of course, but this edit is simply sublime. https://t.co/tT63D7PYaA
Sep 1, 2020 1:29 AM
@BucknerTweets @NeinQuarterly @blacksparrowprs Wait...is this "Lil Wallet Picture" Richard Buckner?
Sep 1, 2020 12:46 AM
@NegatedVoid @kewkimunster * 2
Sep 1, 2020 12:44 AM
RT @danluu: The last time I interviewed, I had people suspicious of me because I stayed at one company too long (~8 years) as well as becau…
Sep 1, 2020 12:38 AM
@Gleesonmg214 #OnWisconsin
Sep 1, 2020 12:37 AM
@heyjoshua Oh she's fine. Just a small cut. We've let way worse happen, finger-wise, with the first one. https://t.co/1UjpUN6Xhh