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Dec 31, 2020 11:44 PM
What idiot called them "IBM AS/400 salespeople" instead of "anti VAXers"?
Dec 31, 2020 3:37 PM
Wow. 2020 really flew by.
Dec 31, 2020 4:47 AM
OK @pixar, I give up. At this point I start crying when that fucking lamp jumps up and down on the letter "I" just to get it all over with.
Dec 31, 2020 4:38 AM
Current status: https://t.co/EYxtLiVHGI
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Dec 30, 2020 11:40 PM
@jayholler 🙌 🦆
Dec 30, 2020 10:43 PM
TIL: @HamillHimself and I have the same power inverter. https://t.co/2kYuOiywqn
Dec 30, 2020 9:34 PM
@networkjanitor @jayholler We’ll take you next time.
Dec 30, 2020 9:29 PM
Went birdwatching this AM and spotted a great egret, an Anna’s hummingbird, and a Holler’s Jay. https://t.co/ybbY5L5mMF
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Dec 30, 2020 3:02 PM
@pyrrhl Tracing wheel?
Dec 30, 2020 1:20 PM
@realDonaldTrump You are bad at everything except passing the buck.
Dec 30, 2020 7:01 AM
@ShannonSkalos Amen.
Dec 30, 2020 5:06 AM
RT @NWSBayArea: Sneaker waves and rip currents will be a possibility this evening through Wednesday evening. Make sure you stay aware and n…
Dec 30, 2020 4:58 AM
RT @antonzykin: SF is beautiful as usual 🌉 #SanFrancisco #BayBridge #SF https://t.co/l72esnofJv
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Dec 30, 2020 4:51 AM
@ilunatech But at least the Calpers LP role is like an index.
Dec 30, 2020 4:51 AM
@ilunatech It’s a Bitcoin toss as to which is worse.
Dec 30, 2020 3:31 AM
@44 I’ve nearly died several times trying to move camera/laptop/backpack off the seat while driving down CA 1.
Dec 30, 2020 3:03 AM
@44 1) turn off seatbelt alarms on front passenger seat 2) ??? 3) Profit!
Dec 30, 2020 2:44 AM
@brunoborges https://t.co/lMZvNaqpUB
Dec 30, 2020 2:41 AM
RT @SFBART: We prioritized COVID-19 response: 4⃣2⃣Was one of the first transit agencies in the U.S. to release a comprehensive pandemic re…
Dec 30, 2020 2:34 AM
SF’s gonna be devoured by a mutant star goat so all contrarians, blockchain enthusiasts, & phone sanitisers need to evacuate to Miami ASAP.
Dec 30, 2020 2:25 AM
Previously: https://t.co/9bsHORhf8T
Dec 30, 2020 2:25 AM
Called it... https://t.co/6M1pvjaDZ1
Dec 29, 2020 10:24 PM
RT @dionnewarwick: Hey, @Twitter... I want to speak to the person in charge of Diversity and Inclusion. Could you message me? Thanks. ❤️
Dec 29, 2020 8:52 PM
@jayholler Indeed.
Dec 29, 2020 8:51 PM
@secretasianman @jayholler Gonna try and run this thing on pure Bitcoin.
Dec 29, 2020 8:34 PM
@kewkimunster I’m very excited to see what I can damage.
Dec 29, 2020 7:55 PM
Car hacking. Looking forward to bricking my ride. https://t.co/f04V4IVdqi
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Dec 29, 2020 5:52 AM
RT @SusanKare: : n )
Dec 29, 2020 4:46 AM
@javawithjiva @sfmta_muni *Ender* Pro 3
Dec 29, 2020 4:35 AM
@javawithjiva @sfmta_muni It’s about 2 years old so the state-of-the-art may have moved on.
Dec 29, 2020 4:31 AM
RT @MobyLives: O joy, o rapture ... https://t.co/8r5zGpMJV0
Dec 29, 2020 4:22 AM
@javawithjiva @sfmta_muni Edger 3 Pro. I am hardly an expert, but with some tuning and tooling it seems pretty decent.
Dec 29, 2020 3:07 AM
@Shawnco4u @DanScavino I’m not sure I follow.
Dec 29, 2020 2:59 AM
Current 3D-printing project status. https://t.co/7JCTyfGSel
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Dec 28, 2020 3:33 PM
@krishnansriram @MasonJLegere @pgarg @gargvik @shrutsf It’s starting to come together.
Dec 28, 2020 3:13 PM
@towns @pgarg @gargvik @shrutsf It’s good, but you are gonna have to watch it twice.
Dec 28, 2020 7:11 AM
RT @packers: GET UP THERE, @ajdillon7! ❄️ #LambeauLeap | #GoPackGo https://t.co/plOMMgPYvo
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Dec 28, 2020 7:09 AM
@MasonJLegere @pgarg @gargvik @shrutsf I totally agree. It’s my fourth time watching it. @pgarg’s second time. But first time through for…
Dec 28, 2020 7:02 AM
Family movie night, COVID style. We are watching "Tenet" with Pooja’s brother & sister-in-law, synchronizing and chatting over FaceTime. ht…
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Dec 28, 2020 3:14 AM
Spotted this black phoebe on this morning’s hike. https://t.co/NGv0mM7iUI
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Dec 27, 2020 11:20 PM
RT @Foone: So in 1997, Carnegie Mellon University was working on something called an "Automated Highway Project" and they had the vehicles…
Dec 27, 2020 4:16 PM
@DanScavino You are not gonna be able to cover up the last four years of your xenophobic shitposting and fascist tropes with a few wholesom…
Dec 27, 2020 5:29 AM
RT @DrewTumaABC7: Ice crystals suspended high above in thin wispy cirrus clouds refract the moons light to form a perfect circle In folkl…
Dec 27, 2020 4:29 AM
@seb_m It was @lizwiggi who alerted me to this event.
Dec 27, 2020 4:25 AM
@kaoudis Roof overhang on left side, balcony on the right, au milieu en plein air.
Dec 27, 2020 4:21 AM
@kaoudis I wish. That pic is from me lying on my back on the upstairs deck.
Dec 27, 2020 4:19 AM
Hey SF...look up, there’s a ring around the moon rn. https://t.co/eUuDOA7xF2
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Dec 27, 2020 4:06 AM
@jayholler @Zeke_Cao "trickle-down economics"
Dec 27, 2020 3:59 AM
RT @reyner: Iconic matchup tonight, with Miami playing against the team that actually left the Bay Area because the local government wouldn…
Dec 27, 2020 3:07 AM
@davidjrusek @nickcald To be fair, Madison is a tech hub already: Epic Health, Google, ZenDesk and others have HQs or large offices there.
Dec 27, 2020 3:04 AM
@davidjrusek @nickcald #OnWisconsin
Dec 27, 2020 2:01 AM
RT @AdlerPlanet: ⭐️ THANK YOU! We've rocketed past our goal of raising $50K before the end of the year! 🤯 Your thoughtful donations continu…
Dec 27, 2020 2:01 AM
RT @gelles: December is now the deadliest month in the pandemic Jan 0 Feb 1 Mar 5,277 April 60,738 May…
Dec 26, 2020 11:13 PM
2 wheelin’ https://t.co/DOKg5CPkrr
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Dec 26, 2020 9:19 PM
"A godless US president incapable of forgiveness has perverted this instrument of mercy into another grave threat to the rule of law." http…
Dec 26, 2020 4:06 PM
RT @CGregoryBrown: @igb @Twitter I fully understand the concept and purpose of Fleets and took the opportunity to send my first Fleet messa…
Dec 26, 2020 4:48 AM
Miami is the blockchain of municipalities.
Dec 26, 2020 4:04 AM
#carp https://t.co/MzXHyTSdyr
Dec 26, 2020 3:49 AM
I’m trying to explain Fleets to my dad (over Zoom) at Christmas dinner. He’s now threatening to email "the head of @twitter".
Dec 26, 2020 1:32 AM
RT @SFBART: A big thanks to our employees working today and all the essential workers who are providing a service on the holiday. -Train…
Dec 26, 2020 1:16 AM
Thank god. https://t.co/I5UKaFks9Z
Dec 26, 2020 1:14 AM
Times Square better be fucking empty on NYE.
Dec 26, 2020 12:30 AM
@Padmasree That salad. 👀
Dec 26, 2020 12:28 AM
@DineshDSouza @realDonaldTrump Did...did a teleprompter write that?
Dec 25, 2020 7:27 PM
@squarecog u r gonna love "NoOps"
Dec 25, 2020 4:54 PM
RT @alexisgallagher: Woke up to walk the dog on Christmas morning here in San Francisco and at Corona Heights park a mysterious GINGERBREAD…
Dec 25, 2020 3:47 PM
RT @MNPDNashville: MNPD, FBI & ATF investigating the 6:30 a.m. explosion on 2nd Ave N linked to a vehicle. This appears to have been an int…
Dec 25, 2020 5:52 AM
Time to brew some coffee & wrap some gifts while maintaining Santa Claus narrative continuity via consistent gift-origin/paper association.
Dec 25, 2020 5:25 AM
RT @donwinslow: More than 6 million people have boarded flights in the past six days. In the middle of a once in a century Pandemic. I wi…
Dec 25, 2020 4:59 AM
@retroporter It’s hard to read a book when every night is movie night and there are no summer camps and school is over the internet.
Dec 24, 2020 11:57 PM
RT @JayShams: I still don't totally understand what eggnog is
Dec 24, 2020 11:26 PM
@heyjoshua A "roux fuss" is the culinary equivalent of "up dog" .
Dec 24, 2020 10:52 PM
@djpardis Oft seen is its lack of agility where cadences around comp planning and salary and equity adjustments are pain points for most co…
Dec 24, 2020 8:27 PM
RT @walkercapl: A button next to Twitter's "like" button, shaped like a spiral. When you click it, it forces the person who posted the twee…
Dec 24, 2020 6:00 PM
@firepile Every time I see your folks’ bookshelves I am filled with that most special holiday spirit: jealousy.
Dec 24, 2020 3:32 PM
Never underestimate the importance of the carpet/hardwood floor ratio of your house or apartment when potty training a 2yo.
Dec 24, 2020 6:08 AM
RT @MontereyAq: Happy to kelp!
Dec 24, 2020 6:07 AM
Closer. https://t.co/6JoZPpfoLJ
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Dec 24, 2020 4:48 AM
Bay Bridge cormorant spotted on a holiday walk this AM. https://t.co/tUaavzsIa8
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Dec 24, 2020 4:42 AM
Embarcadero pigeon spotted on a holiday walk this AM. https://t.co/jEEhhfpSED
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Dec 24, 2020 3:22 AM
@djpardis Yes.
Dec 24, 2020 3:20 AM
@AnthonySabatini @realDonaldTrump GTFO with this seditious bullshit, Tony.
Dec 24, 2020 3:13 AM
RT @QuinnyPig: I go significantly out of my way to ensure that potentially junior folks don’t read my tweets and feel shitty as a result of…
Dec 24, 2020 2:41 AM
@ASEA313 @DanScavino WWJD
Dec 24, 2020 2:35 AM
@DanScavino Hey man, nice shot. Really captures the dark shadow your boss’s tenure has cast over our country these last four years.
Dec 24, 2020 1:53 AM
@synecdotal Just fucking around with Derridean exegeses over here.
Dec 23, 2020 2:34 PM
@jayholler https://t.co/bYFqLDbhvd
Dec 23, 2020 6:26 AM
RT @sahilkapur: One of the enduring stories of the Trump presidency will be how little he used his massive influence over the Republican Pa…
Dec 23, 2020 6:25 AM
RT @JaniceForBART: I loved Haruwn’s pies and picked them up a few times as treats from the @415Sunset Outer Sunset Farmers Market. So, so s…
Dec 23, 2020 6:24 AM
6yo: "Why did Darth Vader cross the road?" Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 6yo: "To get to the other side." 6yo: "Of the Force!" 6yo: "Did you get it?"
Dec 23, 2020 6:17 AM
@davidjrusek @ser_126 @DenverZoo It’s a painting.
Dec 23, 2020 5:56 AM
"Tenet" is worth watching twice. In fact, that’s sort of the point. https://t.co/Vw3XAw5Xoi
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Dec 23, 2020 4:54 AM
@gpapilion Also because people like beaches and hills and art and microclimates and parks and beatnik legacies and punk rock and skateboard…
Dec 23, 2020 4:48 AM
@krishnansriram @lohitvijayarenu You have to watch it twice. Comprehension requires a temporal pincer move.
Dec 23, 2020 4:45 AM
@nickcald Maybe some sort of breakdown between subsidized housing for employees and subsidized housing for non-tech SF folks?
Dec 22, 2020 8:12 PM
@TonyReali @JERRYlorenzo Is...is this an attempt to give yourself a nickname or do people actually call you "T-Bone"?
Dec 22, 2020 5:53 PM
RT @mokomull: Who named the thing Puppet and not a Ruby-Goldberg machine?
Dec 22, 2020 5:31 PM
@HomelandKen You are really leaning in to the banality part, Ken.
Dec 22, 2020 5:21 PM
@yigalatz What is it?
Dec 22, 2020 3:59 PM
@lohitvijayarenu @krishnansriram I’ve watched it twice now and am coming around to that POV.
Dec 22, 2020 3:59 PM
One of the smoke alarms (or one of the CO alarms) is doing the low-battery chirp thing this AM. 2020 fucking with us til the very end.
Dec 22, 2020 6:45 AM
@micheal Wow! Great shot!
Dec 22, 2020 4:41 AM
@chamath Buddy, you have to watch it *twice*.
Dec 22, 2020 2:55 AM
@slyphon Everything class we write implements https://t.co/1AMbBh6xaO.Serious-a-lizable.
Dec 22, 2020 2:52 AM
@slyphon Mostly in the JVM: upgrading the custom Twitter java.lang.String class from 140 to 280 chars was a lot of work.
Dec 22, 2020 2:48 AM
@krishnansriram Spoiler alert: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . If she's a fan of Dimple Kapadia then you might be able to sell her …
Dec 22, 2020 2:40 AM
@slyphon I mean, maybe we *are* doing this and I just am ignorant and not noticing.
Dec 22, 2020 2:39 AM
@slyphon But we need another set of folks slowly finding and paving cowpaths.
Dec 22, 2020 2:39 AM
@slyphon I mean, like, fuck yeah, go big with bets like fleets and spaces. They could be game changers.
Dec 22, 2020 2:38 AM
@slyphon This Tweet broke my heart because it was the kind of product dev that we so desperately need. https://t.co/PSmlFFhWi5
Dec 22, 2020 2:32 AM
RT @sarahjeong: This is even funnier given that digital transmission is more common than it’s ever been due to living in a pandemic where p…
Dec 22, 2020 2:32 AM
RT @sarahjeong: Remember the last time you watched a movie “with” your friends by syncing up Netflix and doing a group call? When you had t…
Dec 22, 2020 2:32 AM
RT @sarahjeong: When you read a picture book out loud for kids you know and posted it on YouTube? You violated copyright law 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️…
Dec 22, 2020 2:06 AM
@shanejoneill Actually that’s called a nookie flip.
Dec 22, 2020 1:58 AM
@slyphon I had no idea!
Dec 22, 2020 12:28 AM
@krishnansriram It’s a movie tho.
Dec 22, 2020 12:28 AM
@krishnansriram "Tenet" is pretty fun to watch. Style over substance but there is def some substance there.
Dec 22, 2020 12:02 AM
Like if someone is a great connector but a shitty maven.
Dec 22, 2020 12:02 AM
This is a wonderful incremental improvement. Now let’s make an option to only see an account’s RTs. https://t.co/g63FhcdFck
Dec 21, 2020 11:57 PM
RT @TwitterSupport: If you like an account’s Tweets, but would rather not see their Retweets, you can turn them off. Head over to the pro…
Dec 21, 2020 10:57 PM
@skilldrick Woah.
Dec 21, 2020 8:21 PM
@catsynth So much our country's current schism seems driven by aesthetics more than ideology.
Dec 21, 2020 7:31 PM
@micheal Are we assuming that most monorepos use Git? I'd guess that different SCM systems (e.g. @perforce) would be more common in monorep…
Dec 21, 2020 6:55 PM
@arrdem https://t.co/L6QDVsDyGx
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Dec 21, 2020 6:34 PM
RT @selectric401: @halkyardo @assert_h i've been meaning to upload this to redbubble for MONTHS https://t.co/2KPyjIjwzH
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Dec 21, 2020 5:47 PM
Its all so dumb and infuriating that I can’t even come up with a good Howard Roark joke. https://t.co/rIIOjBwM8E
Dec 21, 2020 3:40 AM
@DanScavino Your photos kind of suck, Dan. I really hope your post-Trump plan isn’t a coffee table book of shitty iPhone pics.
Dec 21, 2020 2:07 AM
@skilldrick @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown It was a giant burned-out redwood stump with strong tree-monster-from-Flash-Gordon vibes but she mana…
Dec 21, 2020 1:31 AM
California, amirite? Family hike this afternoon. https://t.co/9pjbddJkVw
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Dec 20, 2020 10:35 PM
RT @ananavarro: Young, healthy Senator, who spoke at rallies packed w/thousands w/o masks, who supports Trump -who’s down-played COVID & mo…
Dec 20, 2020 3:53 PM
@KeithJKrach @MessageFromLen @StateDept Yeah, great job here folks. America is now perceived as a xenophobic protectionist state run by dum…
Dec 20, 2020 3:16 PM
@jasongay Clearly the fans (and I’m one of them) were holding them back all these years.
Dec 20, 2020 7:55 AM
PCBs with components make for intense (but fun!) jigsaw puzzles. The kids were fucking useless in helping to put this together though. htt…
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Dec 20, 2020 5:14 AM
RT @posco: I think wearing a mask around is going to be a lot more fun when I’m doing it to marginally decrease my cold and flu risk and no…
Dec 20, 2020 5:12 AM
Our dumbest President always assumes that the entirety of his Twitter audience is, all at the same time, watching the same TV show as him. …
Dec 20, 2020 4:10 AM
@sourcerolls Sorry. I tried to warn you.
Dec 20, 2020 3:25 AM
@kpk @Twitter ...not following @HamillHimself. I know.
Dec 20, 2020 3:23 AM
@firepile @Twitter No, *this* is ironic. https://t.co/kFK2UGYOFm
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Dec 20, 2020 3:10 AM
Fucking spoiler alert, goddammit. Come on, @Twitter. It’s 2020. Do we have to ruin *everything*? https://t.co/xWwZpRkRXF
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Dec 20, 2020 2:33 AM
Feels like 1988-1991 all over again. https://t.co/PCwq4tieMd
Dec 19, 2020 10:34 PM
RT @NickMiller510: It’s a total mess in downtown Sacramento right now, what with thousands of demonstrators against India’s policies toward…
Dec 19, 2020 7:34 PM
@jayholler Of course. :-)
Dec 19, 2020 2:21 PM
@realDonaldTrump We should shut this fucking thing down in January and fund @NASA (and a lot of other useful stuff!) instead.
Dec 19, 2020 2:09 PM
RT @madlep: @moonpolysoft “Waterboarding”: waterfall done on an Agile sprint board
Dec 19, 2020 12:52 PM
RT @peterritchie: Use OKRs to Set Goals for Teams, Not Individuals https://t.co/2p9hrf54ko
Dec 19, 2020 5:14 AM
/slap @Twitter * @igb slaps @Twitter around a bit with a large carp *
Dec 19, 2020 4:23 AM
@AliciaTrost Best social brand in the public transit business, Alicia.
Dec 19, 2020 4:20 AM
@Teach4Armorica @RickSkewes The best neighborhood, really.
Dec 19, 2020 4:19 AM
RT @Teach4Armorica: In staying home, I’ve come to miss architecture. Every day I used to marvel at this view going down the escalator to th…
Dec 19, 2020 4:18 AM
Preach. https://t.co/YvngFkKov3
Dec 19, 2020 4:18 AM
RT @SFBART: Glen Park makes me swoon. @JohnKingSFChron said it best: “Tucked deep inside the earth, below a muscular, skylighted shell,…
Dec 19, 2020 4:10 AM
Paging CarpSec.
Dec 19, 2020 3:55 AM
RT @neharungta: What are the odds your manager will see a tweet from you before an email from you?
Dec 19, 2020 3:45 AM
RT @shatil: @igb you wanna take this one?
Dec 19, 2020 3:37 AM
@alexisohanian I say: "On one hand, the JVM is a great runtime for apps. On the other hand, the Rails model of app development is simple & …
Dec 19, 2020 3:23 AM
@enbnt Bias to impact.
Dec 19, 2020 3:20 AM
@hurrycane @Twitter Hey, great work Bogdan! Best of luck in what comes next. Thanks for being the canary in the coal mine for many kernel, …
Dec 19, 2020 2:42 AM
@rands Since "Rogue One".
Dec 19, 2020 2:40 AM
@JamesLoduca Yes, everyone was fully COVID up.
Dec 19, 2020 2:30 AM
@thekevincrane Seize the day, Kevin. Seize the day.
Dec 19, 2020 2:25 AM
carp
Dec 19, 2020 1:16 AM
"Heritage" In space one can still hear racist dog whistles. https://t.co/btl9AFLDtE
Dec 19, 2020 12:48 AM
@SpaceForceDoD What the fuck does any of this have to do with "heritage"?
Dec 18, 2020 10:40 PM
@slyphon 🙏🏻 (the bird did most of the work)
Dec 18, 2020 10:28 PM
Also spotted this cormorant sizing up the competition. https://t.co/hpzWUbP8fQ
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Dec 18, 2020 10:28 PM
Spotted this great blue heron on the way home from dropping off the 2yo at daycare this AM. https://t.co/p95hLzHbVO
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Dec 18, 2020 7:15 PM
What idiot called it "the cafeteria at Twitter HQ" instead of "Au Du Bon Pain"?
Dec 18, 2020 3:31 PM
RT @marcandsweep: Dear #Java community, any chance that we get hold of the original Oak sources? Would be so cool to study the beginnings a…
Dec 18, 2020 3:19 PM
Four Loko parentis
Dec 18, 2020 1:52 PM
@BuckSexton Wear a fucking mask, Buck.
Dec 18, 2020 1:35 PM
Just awoke from a dream in which I was running around an ill-advised indoor dinner party desperately trying to get everyone to put on masks.
Dec 18, 2020 4:20 AM
@bogdynamite IIRC (and I’m sure I don’t) it’s way more intense than that. I miss college. Sorry, what were we talking about?
Dec 18, 2020 3:39 AM
RT @igb: Is this thing still on? https://t.co/56SSJUQufb
Dec 18, 2020 3:13 AM
@Tim535353 more like "NiCe State" amirite
Dec 18, 2020 2:20 AM
RT @natfriedman: Cookie banners are annoying, so we removed them from GitHub: https://t.co/JpqdjI3P1c
Dec 17, 2020 7:00 PM
A little birdwatching this AM: a couple of northern shovelers, a Say’s phoebe, and an American kestrel. https://t.co/O2hsKQ0ayX
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Dec 17, 2020 5:31 PM
Is this thing still on? https://t.co/56SSJUQufb
Dec 17, 2020 4:27 AM
RT @keychung: @chrislhayes Republicans never truly cancel their own. Their only keep them out of the public eye until everyone forgets what…
Dec 17, 2020 4:08 AM
@AGoldmund Ugh. I meant no.
Dec 17, 2020 3:58 AM
RT @brhodes: The Biden team should not accept the DC political-media asymmetry where Republicans constantly trash Democrats and its just ba…
Dec 17, 2020 3:40 AM
@ntakayama @amdev No worries, Nick! I often find myself having to explain to people, in excruciating detail, why a given joke of mine is ac…
Dec 17, 2020 3:21 AM
@ntakayama @amdev Only real SFDC-heads will appreciate the awful dad-ness of this pun, but here you go... https://t.co/Pwl84EQ61X
Dec 17, 2020 2:30 AM
RT @baroquebobcat: Gotta relearn my muscle memory for retweeting now that the UI is back the way it was.
Dec 17, 2020 2:29 AM
RT @mannyfidel: guy who named his kid X Æ A-12 cannot fathom using 3 different pronouns
Dec 17, 2020 2:25 AM
@megsraye Every DACIN Google Doc should be a Keynote or PPT IMO.
Dec 17, 2020 2:23 AM
@megsraye Slides are the one business comms medium where being an art-school dropout actually pays off.
Dec 17, 2020 1:58 AM
Nice job, @Scavino45. Nice job. https://t.co/mrDc3OrbTY
Dec 17, 2020 12:46 AM
@arrdem Use more propane.
Dec 17, 2020 12:43 AM
@arrdem Propane JATO beamer or GTFO.
Dec 16, 2020 11:31 PM
This QT is an endorsement. https://t.co/s30dPbcYqB
Dec 16, 2020 7:57 PM
@amdev @andypiper I'm pretty sure you are doing management wrong, Amro. https://t.co/9Jpq4oggIZ
Dec 16, 2020 7:54 PM
@andypiper @amdev I find my jokes are always funniest to the people who report into me.
Dec 16, 2020 5:44 AM
@joshualkrose @jlowdy @egd Pretty sure it’s @jchmartin who gets the credit on this one.
Dec 16, 2020 5:00 AM
#OnWisconsin https://t.co/FfuPrAheB9
Dec 16, 2020 2:38 AM
@secretasianman @skilldrick NEVER apologize for set theory and/or monorepo/monorail jokes! https://t.co/FNc2hYC4rd
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Dec 16, 2020 2:37 AM
@alexmcpherson @arrdem Yessss.
Dec 16, 2020 2:26 AM
@secretasianman @skilldrick *multirail* ≡ *monorails*
Dec 16, 2020 2:01 AM
@skilldrick Platypus should be the codename for our top-secret hybrid cloud project. https://t.co/4BI4fFix96
Dec 15, 2020 9:04 PM
@jayholler @skilldrick @THISWILLWORK Ornithologists, obviously.
Dec 15, 2020 8:56 PM
@TD Nope. That guy left.
Dec 15, 2020 8:47 PM
@skilldrick @THISWILLWORK @jayholler Great minds, Nick. Great minds.
Dec 15, 2020 8:46 PM
@THISWILLWORK @skilldrick @jayholler IMO "geoduck" was by far the greatest pun we ever had.
Dec 15, 2020 6:11 PM
What idiot called it "Twitter infrastructure chargeback" instead of "bird bills"?
Dec 15, 2020 3:13 PM
RT @devonbl: holler if you know anyone with 3+ yrs manager experience with expertise in observability, especially k8s observability and esp…
Dec 15, 2020 2:31 PM
@trichris @srw @olix0r @dmcg Nothing at Twitter is ever killed immediately, Chris. https://t.co/jgsgwWH55U
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Dec 15, 2020 2:02 PM
@burtonsnowboard No friends on a powder day.
Dec 14, 2020 8:10 PM
@RyanKost @Haleaziz Keep going! https://t.co/m4g6ZG9b3Q
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Dec 14, 2020 6:25 PM
@argyris So good. Plus it’s got Smiley in it!
Dec 14, 2020 6:18 AM
To be fair, the Treasury Department has been completely compromised since February of 2017. https://t.co/yNHLWpnhAf
Dec 14, 2020 5:54 AM
RT @GreatDismal: News of John Le Carre’s passing saddens me deeply. The first writer to inspire me to read more deeply of contemporary real…
Dec 14, 2020 5:51 AM
This film is one of contemporary cinema’s greatest achievements. https://t.co/4MCd06XE2f
Dec 14, 2020 5:01 AM
RT @camillagluh: Big Bird is too large not to be carnivorous
Dec 14, 2020 4:54 AM
@markbach @nurseamelia This is the inspiration I need. Been working on a similar plan since our old TV died a month or so into quarantine.
Dec 14, 2020 3:25 AM
I was this-years-old when I understood why it’s called a "humbucker". https://t.co/e9NlBvJg8X
Dec 14, 2020 3:15 AM
Just making sure @jpd and @jayholler are aware of this important fact. https://t.co/hCKxntKBTq
Dec 14, 2020 2:46 AM
@roach I’m not saying you are wrong. 🙃
Dec 14, 2020 2:30 AM
@roach Probably should put social media folks like me back there with them as well. :-)
Dec 14, 2020 2:29 AM
@roach The folks in this admin who have actively worked against a successful response to the virus? Back of the line.
Dec 14, 2020 2:28 AM
@roach Sure, vaccinate Azar, Meadows, Joint Chiefs, etc. sure... but Scavino, Miller, McEnany? His kids? Fuck that.
Dec 14, 2020 12:25 AM
@seb_m @andres @kdspaul @msilver @srw @shaft My lawyers will be in touch.
Dec 13, 2020 10:26 PM
RIP John le Carré. One of my favorite authors, his thrillers and spy stories transcended those genres into, IMO, great English literature.
Dec 13, 2020 10:18 PM
Those grifting assholes, those anti-science propaganda-pushers...they should be last in line for *everything* for the rest of their lives. …
Dec 13, 2020 8:21 PM
Wet and rainy and windy hike with the family this morning. https://t.co/Jc4JjphtgC
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Dec 13, 2020 5:23 AM
RT @christoq: Proud Boys members ruthlessly assaulting a non-combative couple. Trigger warning: graphic and brutal. https://t.co/Efqh6TvPvK
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Dec 13, 2020 5:18 AM
@kdspaul @msilver @srw @andres @shaft The app was called “Histology”: https://t.co/HyAayxcs6x
Dec 13, 2020 4:43 AM
@secretasianman Dinsdale!
Dec 13, 2020 4:36 AM
@sriramk Looking forward to the LeBron/Heat angle on this.
Dec 13, 2020 4:31 AM
@secretasianman What is that sharp-toothed gear thingy on the side of the pot?
Dec 13, 2020 4:13 AM
@susanthesquark *as I watch Frozen for the 500th time* Agreed.
Dec 13, 2020 4:09 AM
@kdspaul @msilver @srw Also, @andres and @shaft built a really great overview/summary app of Gulls/KRs back in the day.
Dec 13, 2020 4:08 AM
@kdspaul @msilver @srw Gulls were the last time we all were on the same page.
Dec 12, 2020 10:24 PM
Fun walk with @AahnaBrown to Balboa Park and back this afternoon. https://t.co/etY628vdC0
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Dec 12, 2020 8:53 PM
RT @SFBART: Today BART Board President @lateefahsimon and GM Bob Powers penned letters to Congressional leaders to "take swift action" to p…
Dec 12, 2020 6:16 PM
Welp. We always knew it was gonna end in a war. A war on Christmas, that is. Aux barricades, camarades! https://t.co/kHgVNSHfiF
Dec 12, 2020 5:54 PM
@cspan Why is @cspan broadcasting a Trump rally?
Dec 12, 2020 5:47 PM
@secretasianman @srw Or intranet.
Dec 12, 2020 5:46 PM
@secretasianman @srw This was really the greatest page on the internet.
Dec 12, 2020 5:25 AM
Rain! https://t.co/GPh5ePYvPI
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Dec 12, 2020 5:14 AM
@srw The CFO just prematurely announced an unsigned biz deal in a DM fail. Again.
Dec 12, 2020 5:10 AM
@sethmcguire The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Dec 12, 2020 5:02 AM
@srw RE: moving boxes
Dec 12, 2020 4:57 AM
@tjlull @ecoffey @DrJorts @srw There’s a recorded war story on the intranet. @antolnar was the hero of that one.
Dec 12, 2020 4:53 AM
@srw George Costolo
Dec 12, 2020 4:42 AM
@mokomull @srw Was that the hang after x uptime?
Dec 12, 2020 4:13 AM
@srw @jschauma Shout out to @shatil’s "cloony", a 2016-era read-only version of loony written in Go. So much safer, *so* much faster. http…
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Dec 12, 2020 4:04 AM
RT @srw: Tell me you work (or worked) for twitter without telling me you work for twitter
Dec 12, 2020 3:58 AM
@srw The rooms are named after birds, arranged alphabetically, in a spiral, and projected onto an L-shaped polygon.
Dec 12, 2020 3:44 AM
@srw Elevator H, as in "H̷͈̏̇̇̈́̋̐͗͆͛͝͝ǫ̷̻̪͎̭̼̥̣͕̭̲̼͔̂͋͊̅̃́̾̈̕͝ͅt̶̛̤͕̮͎͌̆͑e̵̢̪̤͉̩͇̞̠̼̼͎̲̤͚̎̅̎l̵̨̪̭̬̙̪̣͔͙̥̙̜̻̿".
Dec 12, 2020 3:37 AM
@djcap @srw I get angry about eccentric circles every time I think of them because it was the one time that guy was totally right about som…
Dec 12, 2020 3:31 AM
RT @joshbloch: Good riddance. https://t.co/JYneNVeC5L
Dec 12, 2020 2:59 AM
RT @NWSBayArea: Some of you have pointed out that our first batch of rain only offered trace amounts. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE In the next…
Dec 12, 2020 2:58 AM
@amyf I spent the morning searching through Ziploc bags of old crayons and dried out markers.
Dec 12, 2020 2:45 AM
@DrJorts TG IFF IF
Dec 12, 2020 2:09 AM
RT @USCPSC: A lot is happening.
Dec 12, 2020 2:04 AM
RT @FitzTheReporter: the map we need: California ICU Capacity: See Your County's Available Beds https://t.co/PYJhRSvexw
Dec 12, 2020 2:02 AM
RT @SFPublicLibrary: #MaskTheSFup folks. It's time to hunker down and crush this surge. Thoughts and prayers to everyone who is struggling…
Dec 12, 2020 12:30 AM
This is a fantastic thread. (via @ysr1729) https://t.co/DKnBq7XDQy
Dec 12, 2020 12:19 AM
@DataRiot Not the buddy movie we wanted, but the buddy movie we needed.
Dec 11, 2020 10:16 PM
@m2jr I'm all in on @pgarg.
Dec 11, 2020 9:51 PM
RT @GavinNewsom: There is less than 10% ICU capacity statewide. Staffing remains the number one issue. If you are a medical professional w…
Dec 11, 2020 7:40 PM
My hope is that wherever my Apple Pencil has been these last few months it’s been happy and living it’s best life.
Dec 11, 2020 5:42 PM
RT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/TrlHFdaCOP
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Dec 11, 2020 3:25 PM
RT @prchovanec: I think we are heading towards a very dark place.
Dec 11, 2020 5:54 AM
@sigmar52 @DanScavino This is true. Dan and his boss are gonna be unemployed on Jan 20th no matter what.
Dec 11, 2020 5:41 AM
@DanScavino U OK DAN?
Dec 10, 2020 11:25 PM
RT @TheStalwart: WeWork's gotta be thinking about just going for it again
Dec 10, 2020 5:25 AM
@spaceriker @shatil Counterpoint: we are doomed and it’s too late.
Dec 10, 2020 5:23 AM
@Sharat_Chander @pgarg The Ocarina of Timecheck
Dec 10, 2020 5:07 AM
.@pgarg on a conference call https://t.co/MI57UqWZ8i
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Dec 10, 2020 5:01 AM
RT @USPS: We’re just the Post Office, standing in front of Twitter, asking you to send holiday cards to your loved ones. ❤️
Dec 10, 2020 4:05 AM
@anildash Leibnitz and Newton in my TL. https://t.co/ZVZvJJLhvs
Dec 10, 2020 4:01 AM
@gillyarcht Strong Beetlejuice vibes.
Dec 10, 2020 3:52 AM
@arrdem Myst of Sisyphus
Dec 10, 2020 3:46 AM
@DataRiot Only if all the kids upgrade at the same time.
Dec 10, 2020 2:59 AM
RT @feliciafm: 💙🐦
Dec 10, 2020 12:40 AM
The hardest problem in computer science is Minecraft interoperability.
Dec 9, 2020 11:40 PM
RT @SFFFLocal798: San Francisco Firefighter Paramedic Travis Payne living the dream at the #Mavericks! We are rooting for you Trav! https:…
Dec 9, 2020 11:36 PM
RT @NWSBayArea: Turbulent conditions still exist, but have dropped below high surf thresholds. So we have let these products expire. Contin…
Dec 9, 2020 11:18 PM
@reneessance @NikonUSA Heh, nope, I have the 200-500. This is the 800.
Dec 9, 2020 8:22 PM
@hobbes188 Just a bit floofy.
Dec 9, 2020 8:22 PM
@hobbes188 Western scrub jay
Dec 9, 2020 5:55 PM
@realDonaldTrump "How can a Country be run like this?" Buddy, we’ve all been asking this question for the last four years.
Dec 9, 2020 3:29 PM
RT @Policy: The Internet is at a crossroads. What happens next will define our online lives for an entire generation. Today, in Europe, T…
Dec 9, 2020 3:23 PM
RT @pgarg: Congratulations @RajeevGoel and @PubMatic team!
Dec 9, 2020 5:35 AM
@cs_marshall @NikonUSA Ok, so like 60 AirPod Maxes. 🤔
Dec 9, 2020 5:32 AM
Also, pretty sure @twitter should verify @GeorgeGascon.
Dec 9, 2020 5:31 AM
So, uh, @GavinNewsom should appoint @GeorgeGascon as @XavierBecerra’s replacement, right? https://t.co/Iwerp8SLZM
Dec 9, 2020 5:23 AM
RT @phasmantistes: Holy hell this thread is amazing
Dec 9, 2020 5:20 AM
@cs_marshall @NikonUSA I don’t think there are any used AirPod Max’s out there right now. ;-)
Dec 9, 2020 5:16 AM
@cs_marshall @NikonUSA It’s like what, 30 AirPods Maxes?
Dec 9, 2020 5:12 AM
RT @SFBART: To acknowledge the still very possible and very real near-future where BART will be forced to reduce service and reduce its wor…
Dec 9, 2020 5:11 AM
RT @nixcraft: According to the datacenter law, your Linux container can be inspected at any time by our devops engineer for security and pe…
Dec 9, 2020 5:07 AM
And people say I’m hard to shop for... https://t.co/Q85YpWezMb
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Dec 9, 2020 4:03 AM
@amyf 😭 https://t.co/JUWmLg7JjO
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Dec 9, 2020 3:49 AM
@jayholler @amdev You are not the hero we wanted, Jay, but you are the hero we needed.
Dec 9, 2020 2:02 AM
@gctaylor @secretasianman If you get lucky at PayPal, you can ride that bankroll losing hand after hand until you finally hit a Facebook.
Dec 9, 2020 1:59 AM
@gctaylor @secretasianman I’ve found a fair number of VCs are. If you have multi-millions you can double down on unconventional bet after u…
Dec 9, 2020 12:53 AM
@amdev Shoot! That was a good one.
Dec 9, 2020 12:16 AM
@cmeik https://t.co/8UaNrRSOxq
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Dec 9, 2020 12:13 AM
@secretasianman the mind boggles
Dec 8, 2020 11:56 PM
Remember kids, contrarianism is the gateway drug to whatever the hell this is: https://t.co/Icsj1hCoDE
Dec 8, 2020 11:51 PM
@amdev What I am trying to say it is not we who are wrong, it is that we have the wrong followers. It is *their* fault, you see.
Dec 8, 2020 11:50 PM
@amdev We are just ahead of our time, Amro. Like many great artists our genius will be recognized by future generations.
Dec 8, 2020 11:44 PM
@amdev For example, I can’t even begin to count how many lives I’ve saved with this Tweet: https://t.co/qyjlm05gIm
Dec 8, 2020 10:20 PM
@amdev Speak for yourself Amro!
Dec 8, 2020 9:36 PM
😭 https://t.co/f7iXA1LhWn
Dec 8, 2020 8:37 PM
@HomelandKen @realDonaldTrump GTFO with this bullshit, Ken.
Dec 8, 2020 4:03 PM
RT @alanfeuer: SCOOP: Chris Krebs, the former head of the US cybersecurity agency, has filed a lawsuit against the Trump lawyer Joe DiGenov…
Dec 8, 2020 3:17 PM
@amdev The price is a challenge but on the upside I am unlikely to accidentally launder them. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dec 8, 2020 3:05 PM
@DanScavino Ah yes, the banality part.
Dec 8, 2020 2:55 PM
@DanScavino Why shouldn’t we be mad, Dan? Your attempts to undermine the democratic institutions of our country can’t be retconned away wit…
Dec 8, 2020 2:50 PM
Achievement unlocked. https://t.co/8YlpWvqzTW
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Dec 8, 2020 2:29 PM
@heyjoshua @jayholler The green. Very late 60s/early 70s metal filing cabinet color.
Dec 8, 2020 2:18 PM
RT @KamalaHarris: Protect your family and your loved ones. Wear a mask.
Dec 8, 2020 1:38 PM
@ngurov In the in the long run everything is dumb and bad.
Dec 8, 2020 11:34 AM
RT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/GZmCCrIzZZ
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Dec 8, 2020 4:51 AM
RT @chrisarvinsf: https://t.co/7BIdrc0m3D
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Dec 8, 2020 4:42 AM
@alie_astrocyte Email needs those Twitter controls for who (if anyone) can reply to a Tweet^H^H^H^H^H email.
Dec 8, 2020 3:36 AM
@brunoborges @mraible @nodejs @java @kotlin @scala_lang @Android @AndroidDev I mean, @twitter runs on the JVM so I feel like we should add …
Dec 8, 2020 2:44 AM
RT @TonyPrintezis: @mmpadellan Is he suing the lab to overturn the diagnosis?
Dec 8, 2020 2:44 AM
Tony is doing the numbers with this Tweet and I couldn’t be prouder of my colleague. https://t.co/HR4jvZMz6s
Dec 8, 2020 12:58 AM
RT @pgarg: A sound technical decision making framework is at the center of a well functioning and empathetic team. A must read for distribu…
Dec 7, 2020 4:05 PM
@seb_m No. No it is not.
Dec 7, 2020 3:47 PM
@hcf64 @jayholler @srw Ah yes, string theory.
Dec 7, 2020 4:51 AM
@AndrewPikul @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris @GavinNewsom @SpeakerPelosi I don’t know. :-(
Dec 7, 2020 4:49 AM
Hey @JoeBiden, @KamalaHarris, @GavinNewsom, and @SpeakerPelosi... https://t.co/UM0xkjZKCO
Dec 7, 2020 4:41 AM
@srw Knots landing.
Dec 7, 2020 3:38 AM
RT @Aikiwomannc: The other reindeer weren't too keen on going to the reindeer games after party at Donner's.
Dec 7, 2020 2:44 AM
@chrisarvinsf @coolgrey @jefposk @JaniceForBART We all stan it for Janet, dammit.
Dec 7, 2020 2:42 AM
RT @chrisarvinsf: important article here but a clarification: this 70% number is for BART, which NYT is treating as SF’s only transit in th…
Dec 7, 2020 2:15 AM
@roach Maddog 2020
Dec 7, 2020 12:19 AM
@moonpolysoft I spent way too long trying to decipher that plate before spotting the cheese.
Dec 6, 2020 11:42 PM
@jeffreytumlin @coolgrey @seamlessbayarea I just want to buy my monthly BART/MUNI pass at the BART station near my house and not pay extra …
Dec 6, 2020 10:24 PM
RT @briantylercohen: NEW: Rudy Giuliani has been hospitalized with COVID at at Georgetown University Medical Center.
Dec 6, 2020 10:21 PM
@eric_b_wood Also you can avoid coronavirus on the lifts.
Dec 6, 2020 10:19 PM
RT @patio11: This is a great business waiting to be built. The state of the art for it, at places which charge $$$$ for tax preparation, is…
Dec 6, 2020 8:57 PM
Beach day. ☕️ https://t.co/6qqVhtSr3o
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Dec 6, 2020 8:53 PM
RT @ChrisGSeaton: Please submit your Graal work to the independent Graal workshop @graalcgo, https://t.co/LNQtDsjggM, deadline the 18th
Dec 6, 2020 3:26 PM
@hunterwalk @jack @ev @goldman @biz If signing up for Twitter in 2006 isn’t thought leadership than what even is thought leadership.
Dec 6, 2020 5:38 AM
@kf Strong @Flickr aesthetic.
Dec 6, 2020 3:21 AM
@isiain @roach a dirtball
Dec 6, 2020 3:19 AM
@roach a highball*
Dec 6, 2020 3:05 AM
RT @PhaedraXTeddy: They used to laugh at him. And call him names. So he killed them. He killed them all. https://t.co/uxx6b2sE4e
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Dec 6, 2020 2:54 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A black phoebe perched on a branch. Striking orange highlights are picked up by the late-afternoon sun.
Dec 6, 2020 12:54 AM
@Sharkyl Ugh. Terrible. Bolinas Lagoon?
Dec 6, 2020 12:23 AM
RT @SFBART: The new Bay Area #STAYATHOME orders will not impact BART service. We will continue to provide reliable service for those who…
Dec 5, 2020 10:58 PM
@micheal 600!!! Nice! Mine only goes to 500.
Dec 5, 2020 10:41 PM
@micheal This is the way.
Dec 5, 2020 10:12 PM
@pdbogen ☹️😡
Dec 5, 2020 10:01 PM
@jayholler @slyphon There was. Metrics-related IIRC.
Dec 5, 2020 9:59 PM
RT @minakimes: thinking about starting a social network that’s just for people who want to complain about the spelling bee app rejecting wo…
Dec 5, 2020 9:59 PM
@slyphon @jayholler Did we ever make a "guano-rail" pun make in the monorail days? Quite a missed opportunity if we didn’t.
Dec 5, 2020 9:54 PM
@Jim_Jordan Get back in the basket, Jim.
Dec 5, 2020 4:41 AM
Fuck you, @NYTimesWordplay. It’s the weekend. I just want to sit back and unwind with a bit of Spelling Bee, but noooo... https://t.co/O…
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Dec 5, 2020 3:13 AM
@palvaro This has been on heavy rotation over here recently. https://t.co/lGNokW8gNm
Dec 5, 2020 2:35 AM
RT @ClintSmithIII: I truly don't think enough can be said about the work teachers have done over the past several months. Some teaching onl…
Dec 5, 2020 2:30 AM
RT @SarahSpain: Acting like that's the case for every restaurant everywhere is beyond ignorant. And second, most folks working at restauran…
Dec 5, 2020 1:49 AM
RT @ysr1729: +1000 this. #TwitterVMTeam #LoveWhereYouWork
Dec 4, 2020 11:04 PM
https://t.co/vCaArlnugR
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Dec 4, 2020 10:20 PM
@cmeik @SFBART but yes
Dec 4, 2020 10:20 PM
@cmeik @SFBART it’s a map
Dec 4, 2020 10:19 PM
I’m not crying you’re crying. https://t.co/uQL6W9pWXI
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Dec 4, 2020 9:04 PM
RT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/3TT63IjLeP
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Dec 4, 2020 8:00 PM
@HowIBuiltThis As far as personal brands go I highly recommend @igb.
Dec 4, 2020 7:49 PM
@mattbytes @bybeckisinger @kevino @bfd 'Tis the season.
Dec 4, 2020 7:34 PM
@ntakayama https://t.co/pPV9xyCnwM
🎥
Dec 4, 2020 7:22 PM
Stopped by Pier 96 on the way home this AM and spotted a snowy egret, a willet, a whimbrel, and (way up high!) an American kestrel. https:/…
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Dec 4, 2020 6:31 PM
RT @GavinNewsom: Long overdue. https://t.co/fCd8ExhiBl
Dec 4, 2020 3:33 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A red-shouldered hawk perches on a branch amidst large pine trees.
Dec 4, 2020 3:28 PM
@shatil @javawithjiva @Workday I blame @ysr1729.
Dec 4, 2020 3:27 PM
@shatil @Workday software purchasers != software users
Dec 4, 2020 3:09 PM
@shatil @Workday It's even worse when it works fine.
Dec 4, 2020 6:15 AM
Current @workday status. https://t.co/WX6VJ00V8c
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Dec 4, 2020 5:27 AM
@mkruz @PaoloMRivera https://t.co/2eTjZfAwlc
Dec 3, 2020 4:03 PM
I drank coffee in the shower this morning and it was amazing.
Dec 3, 2020 2:56 PM
@lahosken @isaach @arrdem @krismerrill @djcap @squarecog @webwarstories Hey it's @siggy!!!
Dec 3, 2020 2:52 PM
@davidjrusek Communicate fearlessly to build trust, Dave.
Dec 3, 2020 6:10 AM
@arrdem @isaach @krismerrill @djcap @squarecog https://t.co/KZeRh28N75
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Dec 3, 2020 6:06 AM
Hey @carriefernandez & @TwitterSRE, this is a pretty good idea, FYI. https://t.co/eCMGCWP2FC
Dec 3, 2020 6:03 AM
@isaach @arrdem @krismerrill @djcap @squarecog Ok, Flight and Chirp were cool and all, but Twitter needs to start an IncidentCon that is 10…
Dec 3, 2020 6:01 AM
@isaach @arrdem @krismerrill @djcap @squarecog Pretty sure you were around for that one. Or around after that one.
Dec 3, 2020 6:01 AM
@arrdem @krismerrill @djcap @squarecog That said I think that my collabo with @antolnar on the ('13 or '14) Decider fail deserves an honora…
Dec 3, 2020 5:59 AM
@arrdem @krismerrill @djcap @squarecog Yes...yes it is. That is arguably one of the greatest war stories ever.
Dec 3, 2020 5:57 AM
@arrdem @krismerrill @djcap Is that the @squarecog joint?
Dec 3, 2020 5:56 AM
@krismerrill @djcap We just added a few more layers of indirection.
Dec 3, 2020 5:52 AM
@krismerrill @djcap 😭
Dec 3, 2020 5:48 AM
RT @timnitGebru: I was fired by @JeffDean for my email to Brain women and Allies. My corp account has been cutoff. So I've been immediately…
Dec 3, 2020 5:06 AM
@LizHackett :-(
Dec 3, 2020 5:05 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A bison stares at the camera as it stands in a light-brown grassy field.
Dec 3, 2020 4:32 AM
@AliciaTrost The best!
Dec 3, 2020 4:09 AM
Technically this isn’t treason. But it should be. https://t.co/z4YcH6zkT2
Dec 3, 2020 4:03 AM
@robmalchow That’s good one, Rob.
Dec 2, 2020 10:18 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: If you’re into HW, this is a fantastic opportunity to work with a fantastic team.
Dec 2, 2020 10:07 PM
RT @umatweep: I'm a compiler, you're a compiler, it's compilers all the way down.
Dec 2, 2020 9:58 PM
RT @JohnKingSFChron: Scoop! My sources say that @Benioff’s acquisition strategy going forward is simple — if he can see a logo from his Sal…
Dec 2, 2020 9:17 PM
RT @Yubico: @TwitterSupport 🥳 for this! To celebrate, we're offering Twitter users $10 off a single #YubiKey (limit four) to secure their…
Dec 2, 2020 7:56 PM
@Yamiche @PressSec I think she said those measures, in particular, masks, would "be available". We'll have to see if they are used or not.
Dec 2, 2020 7:24 PM
Dan Scavino really leaning in to the "banality" part. https://t.co/1jP2TJ3aiK
Dec 2, 2020 6:46 PM
RT @ftrain: And lastly, I've been trying to write for an hour a day, and I find the Salesforce acquisition of Slack incredibly interesting.…
Dec 2, 2020 4:02 PM
@shatil This cancel culture must stop.
Dec 2, 2020 2:51 PM
ctrl-z on a Google Sheet is Undefined Behavior
Dec 2, 2020 11:31 AM
RT @JonnyDiamond: I was in my early 20s when I read Moby-Dick. I was working on an old, isolated French farmhouse in the middle of Burgundy…
Dec 2, 2020 4:27 AM
RT @youngjocb: Dear family and friends, It’s been over 6 months since Courtney’s passing but seems like it just happened yesterday. We wan…
Dec 2, 2020 4:19 AM
Voronoi PCB https://t.co/FWM6hMytbU
Dec 2, 2020 4:06 AM
This is pretty wild. #SF https://t.co/R9ugNBMhzW
Dec 2, 2020 3:50 AM
RT @SFFDPIO: BEACH HAZARD WARNING ISSUED SAFETY TIPS ---> https://t.co/7ZQgEEMlB8 @GGNRANPSAlerts @RubensteinBryan https://t.co/29rmAq…
Dec 2, 2020 3:20 AM
Erlang and JIT https://t.co/EUrDOeDRMu
Dec 2, 2020 2:31 AM
I would be pretty stoked if @DanScavino was somehow implicated in all of this. It’s a long shot, sure, but a citizen can dream, can’t they?…
Dec 2, 2020 1:42 AM
Pretty sure it was Jim Barksdale who said that.
Dec 2, 2020 12:58 AM
@jayholler @sparhawk @OnlyFans It’s basically just videos of me adding obscene numbers of dependencies to roadmap spreadsheets.
Dec 2, 2020 12:52 AM
@sparhawk @jayholler @OnlyFans We are about to monetize the shit out of Persiscope!
Dec 2, 2020 12:09 AM
@networkjanitor https://t.co/Gs7M4PX227
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Dec 1, 2020 11:32 PM
RT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/KOZlBmJAJn
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Dec 1, 2020 11:32 PM
@npilch Nick.
Dec 1, 2020 11:28 PM
What is even the point of having over 3K followers if my best jokes get such little engagement? This is funny stuff, people. Funny stuff! h…
Dec 1, 2020 10:11 PM
What idiot called it "WS-Security" instead of "Encryption at SOAP"?
Dec 1, 2020 9:59 PM
@jayholler Rats falling on me is what I'd have go with.
Dec 1, 2020 9:47 PM
RT @SlackHQ: Big news: @salesforce is acquiring Slack! 🎉 This is going to be transformative for our customers. Together, we’ll deliver the…
Dec 1, 2020 9:47 PM
@SlackHQ @pashk @salesforce Congrats Pash! Enjoy the round trip! :-)
Dec 1, 2020 6:23 PM
@synecdotal @steveklabnik One of his favorite types of music was scat.
Dec 1, 2020 6:15 PM
@synecdotal @steveklabnik Chamber music?
Dec 1, 2020 3:27 PM
@jayholler It’s def a fake. Mythbusters did an episode on it IIRC.
Dec 1, 2020 3:24 PM
@jayholler No problem: https://t.co/PCpcR2IPqz
Dec 1, 2020 3:21 PM
@jayholler How are the waves?
Dec 1, 2020 2:56 PM
RT @NSF: The instrument platform of the 305m telescope at Arecibo Observatory in Puerto Rico fell overnight. No injuries were reported. NSF…
Dec 1, 2020 11:41 AM
RT @ysr1729: California records most COVID-19 hospitalizations since pandemic began https://t.co/YXa2bkiCxC
Dec 1, 2020 6:47 AM
@PingRD @jayholler Only leagle votes! 🦅
Dec 1, 2020 5:43 AM
RT @QuinnyPig: So $790 a month if you leave it running all the time. I reiterate that @MacStadium is $139. Savings plan pricing not ava…
Dec 1, 2020 5:35 AM
@mjduigou @SFBART Robert Moses vibes.
Dec 1, 2020 5:08 AM
RT @WhoseRyanStiles: Hey! People of Georgia. Love you like a pack of puppies. Register to vote. One week left. Woof baby!
Dec 1, 2020 5:04 AM
@jdecked I have no idea! I saw some screenshots today and went to check out his account and was surprised to find myself already blocked.
Dec 1, 2020 5:02 AM
It hurts because I *love* our view, but *yes*, build big buildings over *and* around *and* near @SFBART stations. https://t.co/5RsYg98nlu
Dec 1, 2020 4:21 AM
@x5315 Congrats Tom. It’s awesome for all of us that you are still here.
Dec 1, 2020 4:15 AM
@cwarzel @minakimes Just ask @NYTimesWordplay.
Dec 1, 2020 4:14 AM
@cwarzel Because if you know who @minakimes is you know she doesn’t need a computer.
Dec 1, 2020 4:12 AM
@tef_ebooks on the off chance you haven’t seen this relevant-to-your-interests post: https://t.co/yuINf8W9bR
Dec 1, 2020 4:08 AM
@jayholler THE POLLS ARE RIGGED!
Dec 1, 2020 4:06 AM
RT @nprpolitics: Dr. Scott Atlas has resigned from his post as White House coronavirus adviser. Atlas, who is not an infectious disease e…
Dec 1, 2020 3:59 AM
@mattknox @peterseibel @morfca @SarnatsPointer Thread.join(); https://t.co/hfyacwP8G9
Dec 1, 2020 3:52 AM
@Eigenvariable @morfca @SarnatsPointer @peterseibel This is the "Hatching Twitter" I really want to read.
Dec 1, 2020 3:43 AM
@hcf64 @jayholler Jay is truly priceless.
Dec 1, 2020 3:40 AM
@morfca @mattknox @peterseibel @SarnatsPointer e.g. https://t.co/8qWhGMrsrT
Dec 1, 2020 3:27 AM
@morfca @mattknox @peterseibel @SarnatsPointer We did something and then every link before ${date} isn’t a link anymore.
Dec 1, 2020 3:26 AM
@morfca @mattknox @peterseibel @SarnatsPointer There was an event horizon on links.
Dec 1, 2020 3:22 AM
@morfca @mattknox @peterseibel @SarnatsPointer https://t.co/QZWhkYeJxP
Dec 1, 2020 3:09 AM
@morfca @SarnatsPointer @peterseibel Maybe @Eigenvariable remembers.
Dec 1, 2020 3:06 AM
@morfca @SarnatsPointer Or where ever that o.g. self-referencing Tweet was from. 🤔
Dec 1, 2020 3:05 AM
@morfca @SarnatsPointer, but without the inside track.
Dec 1, 2020 2:47 AM
RT @CostaSamaras: We need a massive reinvestment in public transportation or else there is no way we are going have a functional national e…
Dec 1, 2020 2:26 AM
Free @jayholler! https://t.co/l4qgTpcSMi
Dec 1, 2020 2:23 AM
@annaholler @Twitter @jayholler #TeamJay
Dec 1, 2020 12:31 AM
@amdev So I’ve gathered from the screenshots. Good grief.