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Jan 31, 2021 11:39 PM
Technically the song, by Bob James, is called "Angela": https://t.co/Fikfi2mshc
Jan 31, 2021 11:39 PM
Taxi https://t.co/o8RV5dbLpr
Jan 31, 2021 9:23 PM
Beach day. https://t.co/mESCndksid
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Jan 31, 2021 6:33 AM
RT @EnswellJones: Back in 2004, Ricky Williams, the American football player, left the Miami Dolphins after a third strike for smoking weed…
Jan 31, 2021 4:21 AM
RT @sarahjeong: you know how toddlers go through a phase where everything they point to is a kitty, and at first it’s cute but eventually d…
Jan 31, 2021 2:24 AM
RT @shaft: And here is the review process created by former Googlers while they were at Twitter https://t.co/4pl7BTK0XW
Jan 31, 2021 1:59 AM
RT @thegarrettscott: How are we not talking about how u/deepfuckingvalue is just the Robinhood CEO with a headband on? https://t.co/4bpA6U7…
Jan 31, 2021 1:47 AM
@teganmierle https://t.co/075fwUerMP
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Jan 31, 2021 1:21 AM
@iamharaldur Hi! I copy stuff from Google Docs to Workday & from Workday to Google Docs. Recently I’ve started copying stuff from Google D…
Jan 31, 2021 12:47 AM
Biking and birding this afternoon up at Mt. San Bruno with future nature photographer @AahnaBrown. https://t.co/JTp6tFL6z0
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Jan 30, 2021 11:56 PM
Folks like @HomelandKen spent last year RTing alt-right instigators like @MrAndyNgo instead of, uh, defending the homeland. Defund DHS. ht…
Jan 30, 2021 8:44 PM
@ianbrown Wear masks you fucking knobs.
Jan 30, 2021 6:25 AM
@timbray Wait, do you mean Cowboy Junkies Margo Timmins?
Jan 30, 2021 5:17 AM
@IanColdwater @pczarkowski *searches for an applause/horrifying-facemelt GIF to reply with*
Jan 30, 2021 5:07 AM
@benj_fry Same. Also, surfing with long hair sucks. I can’t see anything after a duck dive.
Jan 30, 2021 3:12 AM
RT @presidiosf: Quartermaster Reach Marsh is coming to life! Trust Wildlife Ecologist Jonathan Young recently snapped this photo of a red-e…
Jan 30, 2021 3:07 AM
@jdecked @dschonbe The UX of our internal software was actually pretty good. In fact the folks who built it quit to start their own company.
Jan 30, 2021 2:17 AM
@jbfan911 Applebees In Stereo
Jan 30, 2021 1:56 AM
@amdev @jack Phew
Jan 29, 2021 11:36 PM
What idiot called it "analysis paralysis" instead of "DACIN confused".
Jan 29, 2021 12:14 PM
@SpinmaticEnt u r welcome
Jan 29, 2021 5:07 AM
@rit @hipsterelectron A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies. The chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and advent…
Jan 29, 2021 5:04 AM
RT @munemoji: For anyone confused about the GameStop thing here’s a quick explanation: GameStop is a store where you can buy or sell games
Jan 29, 2021 5:00 AM
RT @igb: There are few hills I’m willing to die on but the orthodox definition & strict application of the OKR framework is absolutely one…
Jan 29, 2021 4:46 AM
@IanColdwater "Rocket Singh" https://t.co/FJfozznFcn
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Jan 29, 2021 4:13 AM
"[Trump] is engaged with the idea of creating [a] kind of presidential center run by longtime aide @DanScavino with a price tag [of] $2B" h…
Jan 29, 2021 3:50 AM
RT @tomgara: I can forgive all the other scandals, but I’ll happily join an NYT subscriber boycott if its sole aim is to pressure them to s…
Jan 29, 2021 3:46 AM
RT @bigsurkate: This is the photo of the wash out at Rat Creek. Twitter keeps using a photo that was taken that morning. This is tonight, t…
Jan 29, 2021 2:40 AM
RT @gillyarcht: Wins Twitter for January
Jan 29, 2021 2:27 AM
RT @shannonrwatts: The Napa man arrested yesterday is a radicalized Donald Trump supporter and may have been targeting California Gov. Gavi…
Jan 28, 2021 10:39 PM
Current car-as-office status: https://t.co/EmVoFJRpLz
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Jan 28, 2021 8:59 PM
RT @tobi: Reminder that short-and-distort sellers don’t build anything. Companies build things. The people in them build things.
Jan 28, 2021 8:58 PM
@jayholler https://t.co/dX0hoSG3JR
Jan 28, 2021 7:43 PM
RT @pandemona: are employees at coinbase allowed to talk about this one
Jan 28, 2021 7:21 PM
@jayholler https://t.co/fcK408tC4T
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Jan 28, 2021 5:43 PM
RT @SFBART: Please stop implying no one is riding BART. Yesterday were served 41,187 trips. People who can’t work from home. 53% of our…
Jan 28, 2021 3:26 PM
RT @smccann96: @RobinhoodApp How it started: How it’s going: https://t.co/ZCQIwJDfHO
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Jan 28, 2021 12:13 PM
RT @avalonpenrose: a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market: https://t.co/zKKvULCirX
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Jan 28, 2021 4:52 AM
RT @robkroese: The SEC about to ban outsider trading
Jan 28, 2021 4:47 AM
RT @Admiral_Al3x: https://t.co/7wdygUs3z1
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Jan 28, 2021 4:37 AM
RT @davidfowl: When we originally designed https://t.co/4PmXMQN7SX Core, these were some of the design principles #dotnet #aspnetcore https…
Jan 28, 2021 4:20 AM
RT @waltermasterson: If people talked about coats the way they talk about vaccines. By @jpscattini #COVID19 #CovidVaccine https://t.co/HnNk…
Jan 28, 2021 4:18 AM
RT @Sharat_Chander: TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS AND BEYOND...PLEASE "LIKE" this video on YT by @accessaces as she demonstrates how inaccessible mod…
Jan 28, 2021 2:47 AM
RT @andrewkimmel: Stocks to Watch for Tomorrow: -JNCO -MNIDSK -TRPRKPR -BNYBBY -BSB -NSYNC -POG
Jan 28, 2021 12:12 AM
@TwitterOneTeam HMU 🙌🏻
Jan 27, 2021 6:22 PM
RT @katienolan: please stop tweeting about stocks so I can participate in this website again thank you
Jan 27, 2021 3:31 PM
RT @dril: if you see a man in a fawkes mask walking down the highway with a sign that says "Gamestop: Power to the Players" that's me and i…
Jan 27, 2021 2:17 PM
@pballgame24 @marthamaccallum @guypbenson That is quite an argument you are making there, Paul.
Jan 27, 2021 2:06 PM
RT @TonyReali: Does history belong to anybody? Do we need keepers of keys? It’s possible we are lost in the words “Hall” and “Fame “ and i…
Jan 27, 2021 5:42 AM
RT @NWSBayArea: Flash Flood Warning including Sonoma County, CA until 11:00 PM PST https://t.co/UdILlE6T3A
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Jan 27, 2021 5:41 AM
RT @NWSBayArea: Aviso de Inundacion Repentina incluye Sonoma County, CA hasta las 11:00 PM PST https://t.co/9dCCUpa7Tv
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Jan 27, 2021 4:38 AM
@dataandpolitics @nimalan Understood. Still, the dream of pow turns through Glen Canyon remains alive! https://t.co/KV5msA4Lg4
Jan 27, 2021 4:31 AM
@nimalan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/NTKFDQJAOo
Jan 27, 2021 4:28 AM
@nimalan I’m holding out for snow.
Jan 27, 2021 4:20 AM
@marthamaccallum @guypbenson The free speech of conservatives isn’t suppressed, it’s just that most people disagree with you and have acces…
Jan 27, 2021 4:02 AM
@nimalan Nothing in Glen Park right now.
Jan 27, 2021 3:45 AM
RT @steve_vladeck: Oxford commas matter. https://t.co/ZaTfOxOkyS
Jan 27, 2021 2:57 AM
@catsynth Fair point.
Jan 27, 2021 2:47 AM
@catsynth Counterpoint: rain!
Jan 27, 2021 2:29 AM
RT @kentphotos: 1,300ft elevation on Geysers Road above the Alexander Valley, Sonoma County Tuesday evening. @NorthBayNews @NWSBayArea #CAw…
Jan 27, 2021 2:26 AM
RT @mmeckf: Thanks to @TwitterOSS for creating and then sharing this work with the world! The @observablehq community can't wait to see wh…
Jan 26, 2021 11:23 PM
RT @SFBART: Ventilation in an enclosed setting like a train car is critical in preventing spread of COVID-19. BART train cars replace air…
Jan 26, 2021 9:29 PM
RT @NWSBayArea: ****THIS IS THE TIME TO PREPARE**** Use this brief period of calm weather to you advantage! Make sure you have your plans…
Jan 26, 2021 5:42 PM
RT @PramilaJayapal: I don't know about you, but I think it's fair to tax the ultra-rich a little more in exchange for: 🏥 universal health…
Jan 26, 2021 3:55 PM
@javawithjiva Years ago I attended an Internet Identity Workshop hosted there. Such a cool place. Thought of it when reading about that ana…
Jan 26, 2021 3:51 PM
RT @enjalot: I'm excited to share a big event for #d3js, celebrating 10 years of open source data visualization! we're putting together a…
Jan 26, 2021 3:34 PM
TIL: “the design of the Deltar was based on the analogy between the properties and behaviour of water and electricity” https://t.co/0SjSEw…
Jan 26, 2021 3:06 PM
RT @NWSBayArea: Good morning, San Francisco! Rain and strong winds are in the forecast for later today - but let's take a moment to appreci…
Jan 26, 2021 7:01 AM
@slyphon @baroquebobcat @catsynth Speaking of the Hudson... https://t.co/4nRWSWzQs6
Jan 26, 2021 6:57 AM
@slyphon @baroquebobcat Hmm, guessing my next four are probably the Yahara, the Saw Mill (h/t @catsynth), the Hudson, and the East River.
Jan 26, 2021 6:30 AM
I mean, technically you can’t cross the same river twice, right? https://t.co/Qaf6RDbZdf
Jan 26, 2021 6:27 AM
RT @benadida: Hey California folks, you know you can just run in a normal election, you don't have to recall elected officials, right?
Jan 26, 2021 6:23 AM
Does Islais Creek count as a river? No? Ok then, has to be da Chicago River. https://t.co/Qaf6RDbZdf
Jan 26, 2021 5:38 AM
@seb_m It’s not. I mean, not a fan of the commodity CGI, but the show is why we chanced the movie.
Jan 26, 2021 5:33 AM
RT @wsl: It's the commentary for us. Well done, Jordy Collins. You made your friends proud. Video: Cameron Vurbeff https://t.co/Bjj7zBfuFR
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Jan 26, 2021 4:24 AM
@cmort Horse noise, hoof stomping, *and* Matt Damon as the titular narrator. Also, as I mentioned, a soundtrack by Bryan Adams. https://t.…
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Jan 26, 2021 4:09 AM
My kids are watching “Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron” this evening and the soundtrack by Bryan Adams makes this basically unwatchable.
Jan 26, 2021 3:31 AM
RT @flightradar24: Last week, high winds shifted @flySFO to the rarely used RWY 1 approach, which includes a banking turn over the hills ju…
Jan 26, 2021 3:16 AM
RT @joshtpm: We just had a President who tried to stay President after he lost his election. Now we have a fmr Senate Majority leader who l…
Jan 26, 2021 12:46 AM
@Ron_Christie I'm not sure about it appearing "petty and vindictive". Certainly the optics of running out the clock to avoid accountability…
Jan 25, 2021 10:28 PM
@shu The technical writers in San Francisco all seem to use MacBook Prose.
Jan 25, 2021 6:55 PM
RT @skarlamangla: what is the point of a tiered system if we're all ... in the same tier .... and drowning in COVID cases https://t.co/AVTw…
Jan 25, 2021 5:52 PM
@ChiefScientist Glen Park Elementary School
Jan 25, 2021 5:51 PM
RT @pameliorate: @sfchronicle 😖 Please focus on getting the vaccine into arms, not on whether people can get their hair into salons, @Gavin…
Jan 25, 2021 5:42 PM
Wild clouds this AM. #CAwx https://t.co/cQl82Iahno
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Jan 25, 2021 5:09 AM
RT @yesterdaysprint: Des Moines Tribune, Iowa, December 22, 1928 https://t.co/9JfTFugtJR
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Jan 25, 2021 3:25 AM
@dschonbe @lhi @jayholler /cc: @TonyPrintezis
Jan 25, 2021 2:42 AM
@jayholler The heat is a distraction. Darkness pooling in a cup is all you need. Drink. Drink from the abyssal chalice.
Jan 25, 2021 1:14 AM
@parscale Give it a rest, Brad.
Jan 24, 2021 10:15 PM
Spotted this golden eagle (!) on today’s walk around the Stanford dish. First time seeing one IRL. #birdwatching #birdphotography https://t…
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Jan 24, 2021 6:01 AM
RT @prchovanec: Whether or not you think they belong in the United States, no child deserves to be taken from their parents and never see t…
Jan 24, 2021 5:17 AM
@Mark_J_Perry @JohnCornyn Yes.
Jan 24, 2021 5:14 AM
RT @Bomanizer: Tryna make a joke on zoom https://t.co/15QaAd0FWz
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Jan 24, 2021 5:13 AM
@ThomasKunjappu CA FTW
Jan 24, 2021 2:40 AM
RT @shannonminter5: If you live in #Montana or know anyone who does, please immediately contact your state legislators & ask them to oppose…
Jan 23, 2021 11:57 PM
First casualty: RIP "Friendly Fire". https://t.co/TJ77j8lQwk https://t.co/XbtZvPs9SP
Jan 23, 2021 11:28 PM
Afternoon walk. https://t.co/Fezz36NzkS
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Jan 23, 2021 11:12 PM
@megsraye Birdwatching is gaining traction in this space.
Jan 23, 2021 10:55 PM
RT @jmrivera02: nearly half a million people are dead and these people are fucking wringing their hands because saving lives is too expensi…
Jan 23, 2021 10:49 PM
RT @WhiteHouse: Please wear a mask. https://t.co/aAqlmJP5RT
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Jan 23, 2021 4:34 AM
@bhaggs @adam_messinger @posco If you use the iOS Meet app it will set your phone on fire. https://t.co/TgeI4GEUET
Jan 23, 2021 3:04 AM
@adam_messinger @posco I mean Meet + Safari + x86 sucks too. Meet is effectively a Chrome-only app AFAICT.
Jan 23, 2021 12:18 AM
@arrdem Ugh. That fucking sucks. :-( Glad you are OK though.
Jan 22, 2021 9:48 PM
@44 https://t.co/kTFSX2VGlR
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Jan 22, 2021 8:01 PM
@Zeke_Cao ASUS RT-AX89X, Lord of the Nazgûl, sometimes known as the Witch-king of Angmar.
Jan 22, 2021 6:35 PM
@npilch California FTW.
Jan 22, 2021 6:30 PM
I am out of shape. 🌧🌊🏄🏼😓🥶 https://t.co/snqn82Jfal
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Jan 22, 2021 4:03 AM
@arrdem Garage workshops are where it's at.
Jan 22, 2021 2:26 AM
@bradbaris Deployed. https://t.co/2Bu5V9wdAx
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Jan 22, 2021 2:19 AM
RT @bradbaris: “OK, boomer” = 𓍘𓅱𓀁𓇋𓄿𓅱𓀗 I feel an intense need to deploy this knowledge somewhere.
Jan 22, 2021 2:16 AM
RT @adityanaag: Introducing a #free and #opensource "Planning Poker App" that I built on Salesforce and Heroku to help your teams during ef…
Jan 21, 2021 8:14 PM
@teleturn Congrats on a decade-long run!!!
Jan 21, 2021 7:12 PM
Gödel’s theory of incompleteness, but for company-wide project management & tracking systems.
Jan 21, 2021 3:20 PM
RT @audubonsociety: This week Audubon, joined by several other conservation organizations, filed a federal lawsuit challenging the Trump ad…
Jan 21, 2021 5:27 AM
RT @GammaCounter: "Biden Has Already Fired Three of Trump’s Worst Appointees." https://t.co/UnRp3dzH2t
Jan 21, 2021 4:38 AM
RT @BunkiePerkins: 5 year old daughter: We watched the President today at school. Me: You did? Do you know the President’s name? Daught…
Jan 21, 2021 4:37 AM
RT @RigelRobinson: https://t.co/hCIpC5wDzI
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Jan 21, 2021 3:20 AM
RT @Variety: Joe Biden’s @POTUS Twitter Account Follows 11 White House-Affiliated Profiles — and Chrissy Teigen https://t.co/TskKQ6umvx
Jan 21, 2021 2:21 AM
Had the privilege this evening of driving behind a deplorable in an F-350 with Texas plates that was rolling coal. #UnityAndHealing
Jan 21, 2021 1:01 AM
@amdev I mean, you knew it was bad, so Wyden would you Tweet it?
Jan 21, 2021 1:00 AM
@amdev That was an un-Warren-ted pun.
Jan 21, 2021 12:02 AM
RT @superic: You should follow https://t.co/y8cYhs8W6Y on @Flickr because the account has a new owner
Jan 20, 2021 9:58 PM
RT @jan_dutkiewicz: This is the only one of these I will accept. Shout out to whoever did this. https://t.co/jnp7iuNCNs
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Jan 20, 2021 7:42 PM
RT @mikeindustries: This day is so much better with the last guy not participating in any way, online or off. I would be actively angry if…
Jan 20, 2021 4:04 PM
Hey, my buddy @DanScavino is unemployed & looking for a job. If you are considering hiring him I’m happy to be a reference. My DMs are open.
Jan 20, 2021 3:14 PM
@WhiteHouse @Scavino45 Good riddance. So much damage done to our nation by Trump, his enablers, and sycophantic hangers on like you, Dan.
Jan 20, 2021 6:17 AM
@trichris So crimey.
Jan 20, 2021 6:05 AM
Anthony Levandowski pardoned by Trump. If you are rich... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/AHNpsjqbK4
Jan 20, 2021 5:23 AM
RT @mark_amorosi: Darmok and jalad at lunch #StarTrekTNG https://t.co/ybdtVtCBCY
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Jan 20, 2021 5:17 AM
Hey @KeithJKrach, you signing off on this as well? Is anti-multiculturalism a @StateDept policy now? Any comment @State_E? https://t.co/GSr…
Jan 20, 2021 5:10 AM
RT @NeoNacho: Who called it Biden’s economic plan and not Trader Joe’s
Jan 20, 2021 4:33 AM
RT @jeffzeleny: .@JoeBiden will fly to Washington today on a private aircraft, yet another remarkable change in protocol on the eve of his…
Jan 20, 2021 4:22 AM
RT @wkamaubell: Still can’t get over the fact that tonight Washington DC is on lockdown to protect Washington DC from The President of the…
Jan 20, 2021 4:21 AM
RT @PreetBharara: What about Bannon’s three co-defendants?
Jan 20, 2021 4:08 AM
RT @Sr_Lazarus: “It’s going to disappear. One day — it’s like a miracle — it will disappear.”
Jan 20, 2021 4:03 AM
@javawithjiva Oh, wait, you mean the ICs. Hmm. An interesting idea. I’ll have to look into that.
Jan 20, 2021 4:01 AM
@javawithjiva I’m a manager, Azeem. I’d hardly describe what I do as "work".
Jan 20, 2021 3:57 AM
RT @JenniferJJacobs: BREAKING: Trump is likely to grant Steve Bannon a pardon, sources tell me, ending federal prosecution of the president…
Jan 20, 2021 3:52 AM
RT @graalvm: Introducing a new way to run Java: Java on Truffle https://t.co/qvJMPJ5JUI
Jan 20, 2021 3:51 AM
I tweet a lot of the same GIFs & images over and over again. I would pay $$$ to access my previous alt-text entries for those GIFs & images.
Jan 20, 2021 3:44 AM
@LilaHickey @arrdem ex-CISO subtweets aside, Twitter runs entirely on a CentOS derivative. Twitter’s Kernel & OS team is, internally, calle…
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Jan 20, 2021 3:24 AM
@LilaHickey @arrdem https://t.co/igarxPvP4d https://t.co/TLbJyyoeaa
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Jan 20, 2021 2:49 AM
@arrdem @LilaHickey No, I repealed that ban.
Jan 19, 2021 11:45 PM
@arrdem That is because I have no attachment to Slack.
Jan 19, 2021 8:57 PM
@MrBlackFrancis These people have no shame. https://t.co/PWOcQZUV4p
Jan 19, 2021 8:53 PM
RT @jbendery: So... Sen. Josh Hawley just blocked quick consideration of Biden's nominee to lead the Dept of Homeland Security
Jan 19, 2021 8:48 PM
And people say I'm hard to shop for... https://t.co/L3i5SajJkb
Jan 19, 2021 3:39 PM
RT @SF_emergency: Many people catch and spread #COVID19 without ever showing symptoms. Even if you feel fine, you may still be contagious.…
Jan 19, 2021 3:32 AM
The beach is a fun place but you gotta watch out for...sneaker waves. https://t.co/hosVEwkKrL
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Jan 19, 2021 3:19 AM
RT @NWSBayArea: In fact, Mt. Diablo is already gusting up to 70 mph! https://t.co/dmp83RnS9K
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Jan 19, 2021 1:43 AM
A lovely night for the beach. https://t.co/Birmwi9E9T
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Jan 19, 2021 1:02 AM
@ChiefScientist ...well...not *long* screws, no.
Jan 18, 2021 10:30 PM
Things are much worse than when we started. I may need to break out the Sawzall.
Jan 18, 2021 10:30 PM
We’ve reached the "have a beer and figure out how to undo what we’ve done"-stage of today’s home repair project. https://t.co/cI04A55D42
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Jan 18, 2021 8:02 PM
@ianbrown Please stop, Ian. You are putting the rest of us at risk and are embarrassing all the other Ian Browns on Twitter.
Jan 18, 2021 7:01 PM
@ianbrown Stop it, Ian. You are gonna get people killed with this nonsense.
Jan 18, 2021 5:02 AM
RT @pamsuegun: @igb They might need confirmation that you have permission to speak for the person. But, my friend called and they set up an…
Jan 18, 2021 3:42 AM
Unclear if you need to be a KP member in order to set up a KP ID for someone.
Jan 18, 2021 3:40 AM
Vax info from my folk’s neighbor: "You needn't be a Kaiser member to get the vaccine from Kaiser if you're 65+. I spent 4.5 hours on hold t…
Jan 18, 2021 3:29 AM
RT @QuinnyPig: So it’s been a week! Parler should be back online any moment now, right? https://t.co/ylNveFty82
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Jan 18, 2021 2:30 AM
My folks, both SF residents & senior citizens, got their first vaccination (Moderna) shots this morning via KP (their healthcare provider).
Jan 17, 2021 11:33 PM
Catching up with @TonyPrintezis (via video conferencing these days) over a cocktail never gets old or goes out of fashion. https://t.co/FSC…
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Jan 17, 2021 5:38 PM
@towns In Ian’s defense he probably did a lot of drugs in the 80s and 90s.
Jan 17, 2021 5:24 PM
I’d like to sue this guy for damaging the Ian Brown™ personal brand by peddling dumbfuckery like this. https://t.co/spgRNsuwfK
Jan 17, 2021 4:34 PM
RT @Millicentsomer: This is pretty horrifying! https://t.co/eY2eF3bG8j
Jan 17, 2021 4:34 PM
RT @TheRealHoarse: Katie Porter lost her seat on a House committee where she absolutely excelled in public hearings. The reason is pretty…
Jan 17, 2021 4:24 AM
#GoBills
Jan 17, 2021 2:26 AM
@theatrus https://t.co/MQ9tfyONby
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Jan 17, 2021 1:39 AM
I certainly agree that @DanScavino, after everything he’s done, hasn’t gotten what he so justly deserves. https://t.co/pJcRStC2wg
Jan 16, 2021 11:57 PM
Weekends. Amirite? https://t.co/C4ZVoeGUka
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Jan 16, 2021 10:59 PM
@MabrisaWX The fog is rolling. This is the current situation here in Glen Park. https://t.co/iw4VFzwYDz
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Jan 16, 2021 10:43 PM
RT @studentactivism: "If you raise the the wages of fast food workers, McDonald's will charge more for Big Macs!" "Why?" "So they make more…
Jan 16, 2021 5:49 PM
@moonpolysoft Only 28-48 more to go!
Jan 16, 2021 4:09 PM
RT @SFBART: Ok, hear us out. Bay Area transit operations are working together to rebuild ridership post pandemic and are exploring: ▪️Sc…
Jan 16, 2021 5:51 AM
New Castle (ok, fine, *Chappaqua*) represent! https://t.co/Dbn79V4CKt
Jan 16, 2021 4:25 AM
@jefposk @peterhartlaub Or a podcast. Anything, really. Just need to know where to go.
Jan 16, 2021 4:24 AM
@jefposk @peterhartlaub Or a top 10 list.
Jan 16, 2021 4:24 AM
@jefposk @peterhartlaub I need an RSS feed of Jef’s SF/SF-adjacent sando recommendations.
Jan 16, 2021 3:28 AM
Got some quality downtime on this day of rest. #LoveWhereYouWork https://t.co/hpEXc7jQQK
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Jan 16, 2021 2:28 AM
RT @flea333: A lot of people have asshole dogs
Jan 16, 2021 2:23 AM
RT @JoeBiden: We not only have an economic imperative to act now, we have a moral obligation. In this pandemic, in America, we cannot le…
Jan 15, 2021 10:34 PM
"The dumbest fucking world of all possible worlds." - Voltron https://t.co/YEYOyV0NVN
Jan 15, 2021 9:54 PM
RT @jabinbotsford: @MyPillowUSA CEO Michael Lindell shows off his notes before going into the West Wing at the White House on Friday, Jan 1…
Jan 15, 2021 7:51 PM
RT @kbeninato: Officer Michael Fanone yelled "I have kids" as Capitol rioters screamed "Kill him with his own gun." Tells CNN that to thos…
Jan 15, 2021 7:39 PM
RT @signalapp: We have been adding new servers and extra capacity at a record pace every single day this week nonstop, but today exceeded e…
Jan 15, 2021 4:51 PM
RT @SFFDPIO: HIGH SURF ADVISORY https://t.co/jMUFMu8kev
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Jan 15, 2021 5:23 AM
@antonzykin Yup! iPhone 11 Pro
Jan 15, 2021 3:29 AM
@vincentchu @jess @km Yes! Also we should all continue to donate to our local @NPR stations who figured this out 25 years ago. :-)
Jan 15, 2021 2:20 AM
@arrdem Pretty sweet Beowulf cluster ya got there Reid.
Jan 15, 2021 1:02 AM
Whatever they are doing to Sutro right now, it looks like an awesome & terrifying job. https://t.co/gGmylynVgE
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Jan 14, 2021 5:37 PM
Good morning San Francisco. https://t.co/a6Qdx7UeXe
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Jan 14, 2021 6:30 AM
@isaach 😬
Jan 14, 2021 5:41 AM
@freialobo It was middle school tho: grades 7&8.
Jan 14, 2021 5:40 AM
@freialobo Yes. We had an egg IIRC.
Jan 14, 2021 4:10 AM
@benj_fry 🤔
Jan 14, 2021 2:44 AM
One of those "Fuck it. Screen time for everyone." kind of evenings.
Jan 14, 2021 2:03 AM
RT @byjoelanderson: I legit don’t respond to anyone whose account was started in the latter half of 2019 because even if it’s not a bot, no…
Jan 13, 2021 9:28 PM
RT @Yamiche: It’s official: President Trump has now become the first president impeached twice. The House vote count has now passed the n…
Jan 13, 2021 9:24 PM
@posco @pgarg @AahnaBrown By the time we got to the lobby locals & hotel staff there had called family/friends at the air force base and we…
Jan 13, 2021 9:23 PM
@posco @pgarg @AahnaBrown We didn't really have a plan. Just find the car in the valet lot and drive somewhere.
Jan 13, 2021 9:20 PM
@posco @pgarg @AahnaBrown I sort of looked up at the sky from the balcony for a minute or two ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ then we ran down 20 or so flights t…
Jan 13, 2021 9:17 PM
@arrdem @pr1ntf 😬 https://t.co/fkWew6W4yi
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Jan 13, 2021 6:16 PM
@stitchfix Your style and clothing recommendation algorithms should be based entirely on 😺/🐶-person classification.
Jan 13, 2021 6:13 PM
RT @edwardwrightsf: As someone who goes through metal detectors regularly to work on legislation because a member of our legislative body m…
Jan 13, 2021 4:27 PM
RT @metadaddy: Well this aged well...
Jan 13, 2021 3:59 PM
RT @versharma: CSPAN says the final vote on impeachment could come around 3:30 pm
Jan 13, 2021 3:52 PM
RT @DigiAmir: Big changes at Intel. AMD gaining, Apple moving to ARM. Gelsinger brought VMWare growth in time of public clouds. Makes sens…
Jan 13, 2021 3:33 PM
Anyway, we should remove Trump from office ASAP in order to reduce the chances of anyone getting a non-false missile alert in the next week.
Jan 13, 2021 3:33 PM
I’m glad @firepile, @heyjoshua, and their 3yo son were were there to experience that moment with us. https://t.co/opHKiWk6Px
Jan 13, 2021 3:33 PM
Three years ago today, for about 15 minutes, I was pretty sure that @pgarg, @AahnaBrown, and I were gonna get nuked. https://t.co/4YOBJAAKXB
Jan 13, 2021 3:20 PM
RT @firepile: My Facebook memories from three of the last four years are from Svalbard and the in-between year I went on vacation to Hawaii…
Jan 13, 2021 11:21 AM
RT @smdiehl: Bitcoin has no structure or future cashflows. It is simply a greater fool investment, you only buy them to sell them to someon…
Jan 13, 2021 10:59 AM
RT @mrskimyadawson: As a 70s/80s kid learning to make a word repeat itself and move on an angle on the TRS-80 blew my mind. There wasn’t in…
Jan 13, 2021 10:54 AM
@krishnansriram @cambridgemike https://t.co/I4ZHHTA8RF
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Jan 13, 2021 2:53 AM
RT @SoniaBaschez: Just because California is blue doesn’t mean we can’t learn from Georgia about electing younger, more diverse, and more p…
Jan 13, 2021 2:32 AM
Hey @KeithJKrach, this is your legacy too. Enjoy your tiny footnote on the wrong side of history. https://t.co/J05NOSkXEU
Jan 13, 2021 2:25 AM
So sick and tired of winning. https://t.co/J05NOSkXEU
Jan 13, 2021 2:18 AM
RT @ianbremmer: Inconceivable this could happen to any other Secretary of State. “Pompeo cancelled his Europe trip at the last minute on…
Jan 13, 2021 2:02 AM
RT @ysr1729: Meanwhile, ever so quietly, the conservative majority of the Supreme Court rendered a decision ...
Jan 13, 2021 12:50 AM
RT @jonfavs: Take a minute and read at least the introduction. Pretty clear-cut case.
Jan 12, 2021 6:07 AM
@DrJorts More like "twisted bare" amirite?
Jan 12, 2021 6:06 AM
@DrJorts 😬
Jan 12, 2021 6:04 AM
RT @RepJayapal: I just received a positive COVID-19 test result after being locked down in a secured room at the Capitol where several Repu…
Jan 12, 2021 4:48 AM
@Zeke_Cao Happy Birthday Zeke!!!
Jan 12, 2021 4:25 AM
RT @BernieSanders: Let's be clear. If Trump is too dangerous to send out a tweet or a Facebook post, he's too dangerous to be commander-in-…
Jan 12, 2021 3:23 AM
@yoyoel I wrote this up a few years ago: https://t.co/HZvqxqhKgv
Jan 12, 2021 3:09 AM
RT @chrisjohnson82: Trump “angry,” “sullen” and honestly “believes he won” the election, the source tells me. Existing “guardrails” in pla…
Jan 12, 2021 2:42 AM
RT @JenniferJJacobs: Trump leaves for Alamo, TX at 10a tomorrow. https://t.co/Yzs8JAlJgn
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Jan 11, 2021 11:33 PM
RT @ndrew_lawrence: @UrbanAchievr Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wantin…
Jan 11, 2021 8:57 PM
@amdev @suyash Disgruntled employee updated the State Dept website to show Trump and Pence's terms as over as of today.
Jan 11, 2021 5:42 PM
RT @dannoyes: Protest at #Twitter HQ is a bust. Police had flier that Trump supporters would be here to protest the president being banned…
Jan 11, 2021 11:29 AM
RT @CBSNews: San Francisco braces for pro-Trump rally at Twitter headquarters https://t.co/CpX33NvFjF
Jan 11, 2021 4:38 AM
Tough time to be in the Ferris wheel business right now. Good time to be hanging out with the family in GGP this afternoon tho. https://t.…
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Jan 11, 2021 2:53 AM
@lenazun Our condolences to you and your family, Lena.
Jan 11, 2021 2:02 AM
... https://t.co/wvIsjZWJZa
Jan 10, 2021 11:08 PM
RT @SarahSpain: https://t.co/l4fbZNWQ3B
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Jan 10, 2021 10:58 PM
RT @bd: well, at this rate parler seems destined to be the poster child of serverless computing.
Jan 10, 2021 10:58 PM
RT @sarahjeong: honestly there has nothing been more flabbergasting than Democrats having faced down getting blown up / shot / kidnapped an…
Jan 10, 2021 5:06 PM
RT @NWSBayArea: Reminder: the High Surf Warning is now in effect until 9 PM this evening. Buoys are already showing swells 10 to 13 feet at…
Jan 10, 2021 3:33 PM
RT @colegleason: A year ago if I said “an angry mob will overpower the Capitol Police and breach the Capitol leading Congress to go into hi…
Jan 10, 2021 6:19 AM
@knorlen We were definitely keeping the 2.5yo close. 😓
Jan 10, 2021 3:57 AM
@shanemhansen @sarahmei Depends on how dependent they are on the AWS service ecosystem. I’m guessing they haven’t rolled their own KV store…
Jan 10, 2021 3:44 AM
RT @BuzzFeedNews: NEW: Amazon is booting Parler off AWS, its web hosting service, knocking the pro-Trump social network offline until it fi…
Jan 10, 2021 3:37 AM
RT @RBReich: Republicans who say we can't impeach a president 10 days before an inauguration had no trouble confirming a Supreme Court just…
Jan 10, 2021 3:33 AM
RT @j_houg: "We will rebuild Parler in a week" is big Bluth vibes. https://t.co/KMBPenTPdT
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Jan 10, 2021 3:32 AM
RT @sarahmei: As a veteran of several hurried rewrite projects, I can say with confidence that if parler is “rebuilding from scratch,” the…
Jan 10, 2021 2:35 AM
@RepKevinBrady You are one of the reasons the checks & balances of our government are so goddamn broken.
Jan 10, 2021 2:33 AM
@IanColdwater A little bit of this. A little bit of that.
Jan 10, 2021 2:16 AM
@americanmegalo @CaptainPJ "Assassination Vacation" and "The Partly Cloudy Patriot" are both great.
Jan 10, 2021 2:14 AM
@americanmegalo @CaptainPJ I’d also recommend Sarah Vowell’s audiobook versions. Same vibe as the above.
Jan 10, 2021 2:14 AM
@americanmegalo @CaptainPJ FWIW, they are even better when read out loud by Sedaris. It’s like a 6-hour "This American Life" episode. :-)
Jan 10, 2021 2:08 AM
@CaptainPJ @americanmegalo +1 on David Sedaris audiobooks..."Me Talk Pretty", "Barrel Fever", & "Holidays on Ice" are great.
Jan 10, 2021 12:46 AM
RT @oliverdarcy: 🚨 New from Apple: “Parler has not taken adequate measures to address the proliferation of these threats to people’s safety…
Jan 10, 2021 12:32 AM
@Zeke_Cao @arrdem Who told you?
Jan 9, 2021 11:55 PM
RT @zkiehl: We absolutely don't need PATRIOT act pt 2, we already have plenty of laws to cover domestic terrorism, and the only thing that…
Jan 9, 2021 11:40 PM
This coyote was hanging out at the parking lot where we take the kids bike riding today. https://t.co/l2bwuQKDjW
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Jan 9, 2021 10:58 PM
https://t.co/cYP5MdocVu https://t.co/CzATw2wCP9
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Jan 9, 2021 9:52 PM
@templedf Oh yeah!!! We love it!
Jan 9, 2021 9:39 PM
You gotta get them started early. https://t.co/wgmQ4Lsu3z
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Jan 9, 2021 4:49 PM
Puffin Rock https://t.co/ybev8bEUfe
Jan 9, 2021 4:47 PM
RT @TVietor08: California is having some real success in helping people who are experiencing homelessness. I hope this program gets more fu…
Jan 9, 2021 8:36 AM
RT @HillaryClinton: ✔️
Jan 9, 2021 6:10 AM
@LindseyGrahamSC @senatemajldr You are a craven and seditious coward, Lindsey Graham.
Jan 9, 2021 6:07 AM
RT @agarwal: Why aren’t we impeaching tonight?? https://t.co/AplrCsB88u
Jan 9, 2021 6:04 AM
RT @billwurtz: it's never too late to start pursuing a career in middle management
Jan 9, 2021 6:03 AM
@sluicing That was pretty rad.
Jan 9, 2021 4:55 AM
RT @ErinBrockovich: The President has not been silenced. He has a press room right in his house. He’s more than welcome to step up to the p…
Jan 9, 2021 4:37 AM
@mikkelsvane Congrats Mikkel!
Jan 9, 2021 3:54 AM
TL cleanse: these western bluebirds showed up after the rain today. Birds, amirite? https://t.co/vh7btwMhvb
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Jan 9, 2021 3:41 AM
https://t.co/FQfvYZ40sp https://t.co/4aOoGsjeHp
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Jan 9, 2021 3:41 AM
https://t.co/MsiZ9dcM6i https://t.co/MjBdmsQLGQ
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Jan 9, 2021 3:24 AM
My personal opinion is that it is time to suspend @DanScavino & @Scavino45. It isn’t Donald Trump typing these Tweets. https://t.co/sUBzIq…
Jan 9, 2021 2:52 AM
RT @Olivianuzzi: How long before he tries the @FLOTUS account?
Jan 9, 2021 2:51 AM
RT @igb: Don’t forget the enablers. Don’t let ‘em off the hook when it’s over. @Scavino45, Trump’s third-rate Goebbels, should be held ac…
Jan 9, 2021 2:04 AM
RT @catsynth: It is not time to "heal and move on". It hasn't been for some time. We need accountability and truth.
Jan 9, 2021 2:01 AM
RT @sfchronicle: BART plans to use nearly $2 million budgeted to fill six vacant police officer positions to hire social work-trained civil…
Jan 9, 2021 1:41 AM
That fucken guy.
Jan 9, 2021 12:46 AM
RT @viaCristiano: JUST IN: Google suspending Parler from the Google Play store https://t.co/Nyv59LoNWh
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Jan 9, 2021 12:41 AM
@flowingdata I had cold coffee for lunch.
Jan 9, 2021 12:18 AM
RT @barronjohn1946: Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to
Jan 8, 2021 11:46 PM
RT @maggieNYT: Twitter did not ban Trump after the "looting/shooting" tweet, or many others. 12 days left of the presidency.
Jan 8, 2021 11:40 PM
permaban > permatan
Jan 8, 2021 11:38 PM
RIP @DanScavino, the world's worst social media intern. https://t.co/j29wdaJn0p
Jan 8, 2021 11:35 PM
RT @ashleymayer: May you live in interesting timelines 😳
Jan 8, 2021 11:33 PM
RT @billyeichner: .@jack please take me next I need to get the hell off of here I have things to do
Jan 8, 2021 11:25 PM
RT @TwitterSafety: After close review of recent Tweets from the @realDonaldTrump account and the context around them we have permanently su…
Jan 8, 2021 9:01 PM
RT @radleybalko: Dear God, this video. Seems pretty clear that if they’d come upon the right member of Congress, that member would be dead.…
Jan 8, 2021 8:10 PM
RT @DavidCayJ: A newspaper I check often because of its incisive and quick news reports, publishes the BEST HED on Trump's white supremacis…
Jan 8, 2021 8:01 PM
RT @adam_messinger: This whole thread is really worth a read. So many personal and institutional failures led to the point where we have fa…
Jan 8, 2021 7:49 PM
RT @nycsouthpaw: If there are no consequences for nearly burning down our democracy after a loss, we will be encouraging every damn loser t…
Jan 8, 2021 7:25 PM
RT @ErinMcPike: Hawley’s two biggest home state papers, the KC Star and the St Louis Post-Dispatch, are calling on him to resign. Remarkabl…
Jan 8, 2021 7:23 PM
RT @JoshuaPotash: Lindsey Graham reaping what he sowed at the DC airport rn https://t.co/sJsoQgDx6X
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Jan 8, 2021 7:22 PM
RT @igorbobic: Patty Murray, one of the quietest senators, is calling on Hawley and Cruz to resign. "Any Senator who stands up and suppor…
Jan 8, 2021 7:21 PM
@ryanstruyk @maggieNYT Not taking action because it might anger the mob is very definition of mob rule.
Jan 8, 2021 6:58 PM
RT @maggieNYT: Says one thing on the video for his advisers and another to his fans, who didn’t like the video. And so it has been since he…
Jan 8, 2021 6:57 PM
RT @AndySayler: The fascism won't end until we make it extremely unpleasant to be a facist.
Jan 8, 2021 6:57 PM
@nprpolitics Shame on the @VP. Shame. Un-American, seditious, and reprehensible to vacillate on participating in a peaceful transition of p…
Jan 8, 2021 6:35 PM
@chriseberly It sucks. Moderately painful, but certainly gag-inducing. More testing the better though.
Jan 8, 2021 4:11 PM
RT @ysr1729: This is a clear dogwhistle to his supporters & the violent rioters that broke into the Capitol. This man should be banned from…
Jan 8, 2021 2:55 PM
@realDonaldTrump Your deplorable supporters do not deserve respect and shall be treated accordingly.
Jan 8, 2021 2:47 PM
@UrielS96 Oh no! :-( File a police report. Any idea how they got in? You may want to have your landlord change the locks.
Jan 8, 2021 6:36 AM
RT @jpbrammer: sorry for the delay on this! I have more or less given up
Jan 8, 2021 2:15 AM
RT @SikhProf: 2 cabinet secretaries have resigned rather than working to remove trump from office. they would have made up 25% of the requi…
Jan 7, 2021 7:24 PM
RT @ewarren: Make no mistake: yesterday’s violence was the direct result of the poisonous lies that Donald Trump repeated again and again f…
Jan 7, 2021 5:36 PM
@mistermocha @jack The email was grammatically correct.
Jan 7, 2021 4:25 PM
RT @RBReich: 2 reasons for impeaching and removing Trump today: 1. Accountability. No president who incites an insurrection against the Un…
Jan 7, 2021 4:04 PM
@jayholler Always weird to see the story behind the music. Had a couple of his tunes on the iPhone. Had no idea he was such a troll.
Jan 7, 2021 4:00 PM
@jayholler Huh.
Jan 7, 2021 3:58 PM
RT @anyharder: Call your representative and senators. This is unconscionable.
Jan 7, 2021 3:57 PM
RT @jbendery: The House isn't coming back into session until after the inauguration. The Senate has adjourned until Jan. 19. Surreal cap…
Jan 7, 2021 3:45 PM
RT @_cingraham: I still can't believe a violent mob attacked the Capitol and the next day Congress just went home.
Jan 7, 2021 3:15 PM
RT @JuddLegum: No one gets credit for finding their conscience with 325 hours left in Trump's presidency
Jan 7, 2021 1:38 PM
RT @DrEricDing: WHOA—The US Capitol siege today started at this exact moment — when the Capitol police were completely caught off guard whe…
Jan 7, 2021 1:01 PM
RT @JoeSondow: Stop saying history will judge them. Judge them now. With judges.
Jan 7, 2021 6:20 AM
RT @samlymatters: “Go home with love & in peace. Remember this day forever.” isn’t what you say to terrorists. It’s what you say on the las…
Jan 7, 2021 6:16 AM
RT @caitoz: Just so we're clear, the policing lesson for today was not that cops should have been more brutal with the Trumpers, it was tha…
Jan 7, 2021 6:04 AM
@richardrabbat @tedcruz @GOP @LindseyGrahamSC @senatemajldr I’m not sure that either @LindseyGrahamSC or @senatemajldr can be held up as ex…
Jan 7, 2021 5:35 AM
RT @tqbf: A little-known parliamentary advantage the Senate now has over the House is that, having waived debate, they can now take a 2 hou…
Jan 7, 2021 5:32 AM
I drunk-emailed @jack once trying to make this case: https://t.co/wsMSkgbDzE
Jan 7, 2021 5:16 AM
Fuck you @HawleyMO.
Jan 7, 2021 5:13 AM
@jvreeland26 I can’t believe I’m making my 6yo stay up late to watch the count of the electoral college votes.
Jan 7, 2021 5:08 AM
RT @KySportsRadio: This video of the siege of the Capitol on TikTok is crazy and different than I had seen https://t.co/JXwvKVLjxB
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Jan 7, 2021 5:04 AM
RT @jvreeland26: I’m can’t believe I’m watching the count of the electoral college votes
Jan 7, 2021 2:39 AM
RT @ameetkotian: Haunting
Jan 7, 2021 2:38 AM
RT @petemuntean: Chants of “whose streets? our streets!” as police take positions in front of Trump supporters violating DC curfew. It’s ge…
Jan 7, 2021 2:26 AM
RT @joshtpm: Josh Hawley owns this and his disgrace should haunt him to the end of his life.
Jan 7, 2021 12:50 AM
@satanjeev @vrushalivc I plan on contesting any results that don’t select Chargequack and I encourage my supporters to come out in a show o…
Jan 7, 2021 12:19 AM
https://t.co/PODiy4DBLY https://t.co/hsjwSg16Bj
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Jan 7, 2021 12:08 AM
RT @TwitterSafety: This means that the account of @realDonaldTrump will be locked for 12 hours following the removal of these Tweets. If th…
Jan 7, 2021 12:07 AM
RT @TwitterSafety: As a result of the unprecedented and ongoing violent situation in Washington, D.C., we have required the removal of thre…
Jan 7, 2021 12:00 AM
RT @IlhanMN: I am drawing up Articles of Impeachment. Donald J. Trump should be impeached by the House of Representatives & removed from…
Jan 6, 2021 11:49 PM
RT @11thHour: Day 1 vs. Day 1,448 https://t.co/OohffkCQrc
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Jan 6, 2021 10:32 PM
RT @maggieNYT: The protesters didn't hang a US flag from the Capitol balcony. They hung a Trump flag.
Jan 6, 2021 10:27 PM
RT @brhodes: If you don't impeach and remove a President for staging a coup, what's the point of impeachment.
Jan 6, 2021 10:25 PM
Relax folks, it’s TeamCity, not IntelliJ. 😓 https://t.co/ZXNwUlMTRP
Jan 6, 2021 10:22 PM
@bennygold It is, literally, sedition.
Jan 6, 2021 10:11 PM
RT @edokeefe: JUST NOW: @SenDuckworth tells us on @CBSNews that a "Quick-thinking" Senate aide seized copies of the Electoral College certi…
Jan 6, 2021 10:10 PM
@npilch If they don’t arrest them they will just do this again tomorrow or in two weeks.
Jan 6, 2021 10:07 PM
FFS C-SPAN, this was your moment.
Jan 6, 2021 10:05 PM
Tear gas and batons.
Jan 6, 2021 10:02 PM
Strobe lights and people throwing stuff inside the Capitol.
Jan 6, 2021 9:52 PM
RT @anjuan: Managers and company leaders in the United States, this is a good time to let your folks know they can call it a day.
Jan 6, 2021 9:50 PM
RT @shaft: Folks, this is what #whiteness #whiteprivilege and #WhiteNationalism look like. No police, no national guard, just chickens comi…
Jan 6, 2021 9:44 PM
@kg_mpss @pavan_ky @realDonaldTrump I dunno, I usually have to explain, at length, why some of my best jokes are funny.
Jan 6, 2021 9:19 PM
@realDonaldTrump You are a seditious coward.
Jan 6, 2021 9:18 PM
RT @chrislhayes: He should be impeached and removed from office tomorrow.
Jan 6, 2021 9:14 PM
RT @NBCNews: BREAKING: Jon Ossoff wins U.S. Senate runoff in Georgia, NBC News projects. https://t.co/Aw7iivnOfB
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Jan 6, 2021 9:06 PM
RT @MartyOropeza: For the record this was the US Capitol during the BLM Protestors https://t.co/hyqneRtqMD
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Jan 6, 2021 9:06 PM
RT @aunder: It's definitely the right thing to cancel meetings and send the team "home" for the day, no way most folks would be able to foc…
Jan 6, 2021 9:05 PM
RT @prchovanec: You should be busy removing him from power, because he did this intentionally.
Jan 6, 2021 9:04 PM
RT @maggieNYT: It's likely too late for the president to do much to stop what's happening right now, even if he was willing to. But he has…
Jan 6, 2021 9:01 PM
RT @hoverbird: PSA: don’t forget to switch your timeline to “Latest Tweets” for optimal coupscrolling
Jan 6, 2021 9:00 PM
RT @carolynryan: Army activates D.C. National Guard to deploy troops to the Capitol. https://t.co/9270Kn9nJN
Jan 6, 2021 8:38 PM
@LindseyGrahamSC You helped make it this way, Lindsey.
Jan 6, 2021 8:23 PM
RT @mmpadellan: BREAKING: The National Guard is en route to the Capitol, according to CBS News. FINALLY.
Jan 6, 2021 8:15 PM
@realDonaldTrump Resign at once you seditious motherfucker.
Jan 6, 2021 8:12 PM
Impeach @realDonaldTrump and arrest and try him for sedition.
Jan 6, 2021 7:51 PM
DHS shock troops cleared a city block with violence so @realDonaldTrump could do a staged photo op. https://t.co/tmForqCImf
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Jan 6, 2021 7:41 PM
RT @VeganAri: Hey @Twitter — Now would be a really excellent time to ban Donald Trump. Thanks.
Jan 6, 2021 7:39 PM
@reecemarkowsky Chilling. Amazing. Unreal.
Jan 6, 2021 7:36 PM
@BillyKorando The origin of that world (at least in the book) is an attack on the capitol by right-wing domestic terrorists.
Jan 6, 2021 7:27 PM
It's Margaret Atwood's world, we're just living in it.
Jan 6, 2021 7:23 PM
RT @joshu: what the FUCK
Jan 6, 2021 7:17 PM
RT @ariehkovler: BREAKING: Trump protesters have breached the building. The Senate was put into recess.
Jan 6, 2021 7:17 PM
RT @igorbobic: Protesters have breached the Capitol. They’re outside the Senate chamber https://t.co/I021tKliUD
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Jan 6, 2021 7:17 PM
RT @RepHaleyStevens: I’m sheltering in place in my office. The building next door has been evacuated. I can’t believe I have to write this.
Jan 6, 2021 7:17 PM
RT @kaitlancollins: The US Capitol is now on lockdown.
Jan 6, 2021 6:48 PM
@ysr1729 @eecraft @votefwd @SenRonJohnson @GOP Tranches of toxic assets?
Jan 6, 2021 5:59 PM
Obviously whatever we end up calling it we are gonna denominate unit prices in "duckets".
Jan 6, 2021 5:22 PM
OK Tweeps, what’s it gonna be:
Jan 6, 2021 4:21 PM
@DanScavino We are all very excited for his departure, Dan.
Jan 6, 2021 2:47 PM
Strong hire. https://t.co/KxolujNuKK
Jan 6, 2021 7:08 AM
RT @ClimateHuman: Now the republican shields are down ("But Mitch...") and the only reason for dems not taking rapid, massive action on cli…
Jan 6, 2021 7:07 AM
RT @sogrady: just out of curiosity, is @senatemajldr a US government twitter account that has to be passed along like @potus?
Jan 6, 2021 5:40 AM
RT @kenklippenstein: trump and i have had our differences but he completely fucked over mitch mcconnell and you've gotta respect that
Jan 6, 2021 5:13 AM
RT @audubonsociety: Just days before leaving office, the Trump administration has finalized its 3 year rush to gut the Migratory Bird Treat…
Jan 6, 2021 4:06 AM
RT @sjvn: Open-source developer and manager David Recordon named White House Director of Technology https://t.co/IKSW1FR9b9 via @ZDNet & @s…
Jan 6, 2021 4:01 AM
RT @keychung: 👏🏼x💯
Jan 6, 2021 3:24 AM
@kvox 😬
Jan 5, 2021 5:02 PM
A good day to wear this t-shirt I think. https://t.co/jZNbYrXl8R
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Jan 5, 2021 3:23 PM
Nothing like a cautiously optimistic, hopeful cup of coffee to start the day. https://t.co/gyKLW5w5uy
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Jan 5, 2021 6:11 AM
@BevJack Welcome!
Jan 5, 2021 3:06 AM
RT @noUpside: 7yo: “I need you to extend my iPad time for Minecraft because my fans are getting annoyed.” Your what now? “My fans. I don…
Jan 5, 2021 2:14 AM
@DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Oh hey there, Dan. Your boss is a stain on the office of the President. Enjoy being a footnote on the wrong si…
Jan 4, 2021 10:59 PM
@shatil Fool you once, shame on me, fool you twice... :-)
Jan 4, 2021 10:49 PM
@egd *I'm probably not supposed to mention this but we are working on a new organic messaging product called Meats™
Jan 4, 2021 10:48 PM
@egd A couple more re-orgs and who knows, I may be running the Twitter's bio-engineering* team.
Jan 4, 2021 10:42 PM
I mean I’d hire him myself in a heartbeat, but he’s worked for me before so he knows what that’s like and refuses to even consider it.
Jan 4, 2021 10:42 PM
I *highly* recommend you hire Eric. https://t.co/dooBBmIMHD
Jan 4, 2021 9:39 PM
Starting 2021 off right with some great swag from the #Java folks! Thanks @Sharat_Chander!!! 🙏🏻 ☕️ https://t.co/2lxY08sFlI
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Jan 4, 2021 8:04 PM
RT @AlanaMassey: Twitter’s Guardian Bean Dad is here to bless your Monday and cleanse your timeline https://t.co/HxKxOIKCFC
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Jan 4, 2021 5:57 PM
Where the hell did I leave my Yubikey?
Jan 4, 2021 3:24 AM
RT @coeurlclaw: wish there was a term for “twitter mutual who ive only ever spoken to in passing but nonetheless i am extremely fond of the…
Jan 4, 2021 3:15 AM
RT @kaitlancollins: Officials in Brad Raffensperger’s office recorded his call with President Trump on Saturday, but Georgia's secretary of…
Jan 4, 2021 2:23 AM
I don’t understand what all this fuss on Twitter is about I mean I’ve "been dead" inside for years and I...sorry what was that? A what dad?
Jan 4, 2021 1:16 AM
@dschonbe "Omnibus" and "Friendly Fire" are the two I listen to on a regular basis. He’s on a bunch of others though that I am less familia…
Jan 4, 2021 1:02 AM
This Bean Dad thing is gonna fuck up a chunk of podcast content availability for me in a few weeks, isn’t it?
Jan 4, 2021 12:05 AM
It’s positively Joycean in parts. https://t.co/UMMkf4P4zG
Jan 3, 2021 11:34 PM
RT @PreetBharara: The odds of Trump declaring a self pardon just went up a bunch
Jan 3, 2021 10:57 PM
@heyjoshua Seriously.
Jan 3, 2021 10:57 PM
Wait. "Bean Dad" is John Roderick?! This website gets super confusing if you step away from it for an hour or so.
Jan 3, 2021 10:38 PM
@i0exception @pgarg @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown The mountainous borderlands between SF and Daly City.
Jan 3, 2021 9:24 PM
Family hike in the fog this AM. https://t.co/xIsI37WXen
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Jan 3, 2021 2:18 PM
@Zeke_Cao PLA filament.
Jan 3, 2021 1:35 PM
@secretasianman Oh no! Stay as safe as you can.
Jan 3, 2021 5:36 AM
The final fit and finish of a piece requires all of an artist’s skill, craftsmanship, subtlety, and patience. https://t.co/DM3MrbwSdx
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Jan 3, 2021 3:49 AM
Happy birthday to the best mom & grandma in the mom & grandma business. Hopefully we all get to celebrate safely together in 2022. https://…
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Jan 3, 2021 3:24 AM
@jayholler Good location for our next birdwatching session.
Jan 2, 2021 11:35 PM
A grain (that is the collective noun, apparently) of sanderlings. #birdwatching #birdphotography https://t.co/Ja9SIy0GrJ
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Jan 2, 2021 11:35 PM
An RSVP (no, seriously, that is really one of the collective nouns for them) of egrets. #birdwatching #birdphotography https://t.co/IP2c58r…
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Jan 2, 2021 11:35 PM
An American avocet. #birdwatching #birdphotography https://t.co/DD32RNMjrQ
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Jan 2, 2021 11:35 PM
A great blue heron. #birdwatching #birdphotography https://t.co/jRCeGFHdEz
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Jan 2, 2021 11:35 PM
A goldeneye. #birdwatching #birdphotography https://t.co/B5jmKymOTY
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Jan 2, 2021 11:35 PM
A great egret. #birdwatching #birdphotography. https://t.co/7kM7qaGfSV
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Jan 2, 2021 11:35 PM
Rainy day family hike. https://t.co/Xjqts0wSPg
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Jan 2, 2021 10:56 PM
RT @Foone: I'd be a lot more excited by technologies like kubernetes if I could spin up virtualized 486s with pass thru Soundblasters and M…
Jan 2, 2021 5:14 PM
RT @danluu: Interesting thread on why Excel has been so hard to dislodge in actuarial work and why R is the top candidate to replace Excel,…
Jan 2, 2021 3:04 PM
RT @SFBART: Happy New Year! We are starting the year off by working with @CalTransit to ask the state to include public transit workers in…
Jan 2, 2021 3:02 PM
RT @NWSBayArea: No Tsunami expected for the Monterey Bay or California.
Jan 2, 2021 4:07 AM
At a certain point it is insulting to grifters to call Trump a grifter. This is just wire-fraud spam. https://t.co/x9yVereQ41 https://t.co…
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Jan 1, 2021 6:24 PM
@SecPompeo You are fucking kidding me. GTFO with that nonsense.
Jan 1, 2021 5:55 PM
@heyjoshua "Frozen II" and (if I ignore the problematic homeopathic medicine subtext) I’m pretty much OK with that. ❄️☃️
Jan 1, 2021 5:46 PM
@taylorleese Olds Lang Syne
Jan 1, 2021 5:20 PM
@jayholler The roadmap subtweets are already amazing.
Jan 1, 2021 5:08 AM
RT @var_guitar: cc @igb
Jan 1, 2021 3:24 AM
@pschork It won’t. 😭
Jan 1, 2021 2:41 AM
RT @Karnythia: I mean...I might be overreaching but would deliberately sabotaging a vaccine campaign be a type of bio terrorism? Especially…
Jan 1, 2021 2:40 AM
Here’s hoping 2021 has more art projects, fun hacks, and public transit in it than 2020. https://t.co/TRZjz4yKKO
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Jan 1, 2021 2:10 AM
@tmcarr @TonyPrintezis It’s all Greek to me.
Jan 1, 2021 12:19 AM
Fun walk with @AahnaBrown this morning to close out the year. We spotted a great egret and some surf scoters along the way. https://t.co/jC…
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