February 2021 (336 tweets)

• Feb 28, 2021 11:33 PM@nimalan @RadhikaBrown @AahnaBrown So much sand.
• Feb 28, 2021 11:33 PM@superic @RadhikaBrown @AahnaBrown We were camped out on the beach near Crespi Dr. from 10:30ish to 1:30 or so.
• Feb 28, 2021 11:32 PM@superic @RadhikaBrown @AahnaBrown I was probably dragging a wagon across some sand and setting up our spot around then.
• Feb 28, 2021 10:54 PM@parscale Relax Brad. Nobody is *canceling* any of you. That said if you could do us all a favor and delete your account we’d all appreciat…
• Feb 28, 2021 10:33 PMBeach day. https://t.co/5No1gWnOAQ 📷
• Feb 28, 2021 10:25 PMRT @CaseyNewton: Compelling look at the promise of Dispo from 👑 @TaylorLorenz 👑 https://t.co/Id21r7Go4Q
• Feb 28, 2021 5:11 PMPre-gaming #hackweek. https://t.co/Sk2XX0f1a6 📷
• Feb 28, 2021 6:31 AMRT @TheKaranMenon: India’s Farmers Protest Explained. #FarmersProtest https://t.co/c6bvc4zSSV 🎥
• Feb 28, 2021 5:46 AMRT @sfchronicle: California Rep. Devin Nunes misleadingly characterized the BART extension in San Jose and Santa Clara as “a tunnel from Si…
• Feb 28, 2021 5:45 AM#OnWisconsin https://t.co/KXm9fAfYtZ
• Feb 28, 2021 4:39 AM@TonyPrintezis @ysr1729 I really hope they are still there when we get back. :-(
• Feb 28, 2021 4:12 AMFun fact: San Francisco’s non-Euclidean geometry allows the city to contain within it several parks, each larger than the city itself. http… 📷
• Feb 28, 2021 3:09 AM@ysr1729 @TonyPrintezis The pitchers are on me!
• Feb 28, 2021 2:51 AMRT @SeanCasten: We need to end the damned filibuster. And we need to stop pretending that a 50/50 division in a body that was designed to…
• Feb 28, 2021 2:47 AM@ysr1729 @TonyPrintezis Art and bourbon.
• Feb 28, 2021 12:27 AMRT @TonyPrintezis: Great to catch up with @igb today !!! 🍸 https://t.co/8EbjDo5abm 📷
• Feb 28, 2021 12:20 AMIn person or over a video call, it’s always fun catching up with Tony over an Old Fashioned. https://t.co/soWBuvJQXp 📷
• Feb 27, 2021 6:11 PMRT @FFarquet: After @Twitter, it's @Facebook's time to see significant performance speedups at large scale by switching to @GraalVM! Who's…
• Feb 27, 2021 5:39 PM@laurenmzabel @TwitterU Oh no! You were an amazing partner for our teams and some really amazing interns & Tweeps. We will miss you!
• Feb 27, 2021 5:08 PMRT @postwait: Unpopular opinion... I've always liked XML, the verbosity being my least favorite part. It's expressive, extensible, transfo…
• Feb 27, 2021 4:18 PMRT @sparhawk: It’s never too early to teach your kids about the JVM https://t.co/tYAHkN0gS0 📷
• Feb 27, 2021 12:40 PM@redmonk Myst
• Feb 27, 2021 5:21 AM@Sharat_Chander Yeah, @sluicing clued me in to this earlier today.
• Feb 27, 2021 4:23 AMRT @ClarusDogcow: "Assume best intentions" is really just another way to say "never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explaine…
• Feb 27, 2021 3:10 AMRT @ysr1729: So proud of the awesome work that @VeenaSahajwalla, ex-classmate from @IITKanpur, has accomplished. Engineering for the good…
• Feb 26, 2021 8:07 PMRT @ZehanWang: Learning from my colleagues in Platform: The connection between the Graal compiler and the use of ML is still in the researc…
• Feb 26, 2021 7:48 PMRT @CGOconf: The Graal worksop, full of exciting technical presentations and panel discussion, starts tomorrow. Follow @graalcgo for update…
• Feb 26, 2021 7:47 PM@oskhan Only works on Chrome.
• Feb 26, 2021 7:39 PM@lisaphillips Early-days Twitter drama.
• Feb 26, 2021 6:14 PM@CaptainPJ DM’d you the workaround. :-)
• Feb 26, 2021 6:09 PMRebooting my laptop in hopes of getting my Yubikey to work.
• Feb 26, 2021 6:30 AM@prtytbl This is the way.
• Feb 26, 2021 6:26 AM@prtytbl Hey, Happy Birthday buddy.
• Feb 26, 2021 5:47 AM@guypbenson Because we have to wait two weeks after the second shot? I am sure social media will be lit with those videos in a week or so.
• Feb 26, 2021 5:17 AMBaal don’t lie. https://t.co/fBVk0cUPX7
• Feb 26, 2021 5:16 AM@kayvz @thauburger @leslieberland Wait, are we not calling it "Birdland"?
• Feb 26, 2021 4:11 AMRT @Grant_Marek: This was a fun one. Turns out Windows XP's iconic default desktop wallpaper is actually a photo of a real life hill in th…
• Feb 26, 2021 4:02 AM@lahosken @jefposk Please accept this reply in lieu of a like.
• Feb 26, 2021 4:00 AM@jefposk Yep. I am in that jail RN. Please accept this reply in lieu of a like.
• Feb 26, 2021 3:48 AM@amdev I’d fave this tweet but I’ve reached the API limit.
• Feb 26, 2021 3:40 AMIs there a limit to how many faves (or, as the kids say these days, "likes") you can make in a certain time period?
• Feb 26, 2021 3:25 AMRT @LaurenWeberHP: INVESTIGATION: Covid vaccination registration websites at the federal, state and local levels violate disability rights…
• Feb 26, 2021 3:17 AMThere’s no crying in ballet! Seriously. Not a tear shed by our tough little dancer. Anyway, outdoor ballet on concrete is no joke. https:… 📷
• Feb 26, 2021 2:55 AMRT @igb: 'Tis the season... http://t.co/z99JPDye78 📷
• Feb 25, 2021 8:21 PM@heyjoshua You may not like it, but this is what peak thought leadership looks like.
• Feb 25, 2021 6:53 PMRT @presentcorrect: Pixel birds by @sy0sa https://t.co/KYixr7aKjR 📷
• Feb 25, 2021 3:07 PMRT @HomeWithPeanut: Welcome to Twitter. You will soon waste 5 hours on here trying to find out why grasshoppers are trending.
• Feb 25, 2021 1:34 PM@amdev s/case studies/subjective anecdotes
• Feb 25, 2021 4:58 AMRT @QuinnyPig: "Ex-{company1, 2, 3}. Early investor in {unicorn}. Awarded {thing}." Your Twitter bio is about your past because you lack c…
• Feb 25, 2021 3:43 AMRT @PiyushGoyal: Infrastructural Marvel in Making: Indian Railways is well on track to achieve another engineering milestone with the steel…
• Feb 25, 2021 3:36 AM@Larakate @rmward Yes it is really not good.
• Feb 24, 2021 9:23 PMRT @Yamiche: Confirmed: President Biden intends to appoint Ron Stroman, Anton Hajjar and Amber McReynolds to the three seats that remain op…
• Feb 24, 2021 7:43 PM@thauburger Right on.
• Feb 24, 2021 3:20 PMRT @QuinnyPig: Going forward, is it preferred to dunk on @googlecloud or @GoogleCloudTech? …oh god the capitalization isn’t even consiste…
• Feb 24, 2021 8:31 AMRT @POTUS: A Black man should be able to go for a jog without fearing for his life. Today, we remember Ahmaud Arbery’s life and we dedicate…
• Feb 24, 2021 6:37 AM@bryanatwood @mattblaze Keeping it real with Jameco.
• Feb 24, 2021 6:28 AM@ChrisEOlive @mattblaze They have an online store that is pretty great. Beats digikey in usability (IMO) and they still have a sign off of…
• Feb 24, 2021 5:51 AMRT @matasar: State GOPs have lost their minds. https://t.co/V3cHJrNich
• Feb 24, 2021 5:37 AM@posco @roach @Twitter @washingtonpost @jack https://t.co/KJdiD5ding 🎥
• Feb 24, 2021 5:30 AM@roach @Twitter @washingtonpost I've asked @jack about this. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I obvs can't speak for him, but *I* do think it'd be great if Twitt…
• Feb 24, 2021 4:52 AM@mattblaze I’ve never been to it (I do shop there online) but apparently. https://t.co/MtNUGAdU5F
• Feb 24, 2021 4:50 AM@mattblaze Jameco?
• Feb 24, 2021 4:46 AM@CaptainPJ Wait. She’s not one of the twins?!
• Feb 24, 2021 4:40 AMRT @BrianGoetz: End of an era.
• Feb 24, 2021 3:54 AMDecompressing after a long day by watching episodes of Hilda with the kids. https://t.co/hhYXC59IBY 🎥
• Feb 24, 2021 3:46 AM:-( https://t.co/JHLbtGC0I8
• Feb 24, 2021 3:41 AM@doodie @shatil @kdspaul In 2007 one of my jobs was to migrate the startup I worked for from Bugzilla to JIRA.
• Feb 24, 2021 3:37 AM@doodie @shatil @kdspaul JIRA. No question.
• Feb 24, 2021 3:32 AM@shatil @kdspaul JIRA was *great* about a decade+ ago.
• Feb 23, 2021 11:31 PMRT @kdspaul: Protip - in general, engineers don't like jira
• Feb 23, 2021 11:21 PMRT @samjmintz: This is the new next-gen USPS delivery vehicle coming to your neighborhood by 2023 https://t.co/WkEd3VkHkU 📷
• Feb 23, 2021 5:51 AMRT @baroquebobcat: Sometimes, layered architecture is like cake and sometimes it's like a stack of mostly empty week old pizza boxes.
• Feb 23, 2021 3:58 AM90% of being a dad is changing batteries in smoke alarms. The other 10% is changing batteries in carbon monoxide alarms. https://t.co/s4zE… 🎥
• Feb 23, 2021 3:40 AMRT @FrenchTech_paf: Here's the explanation : https://t.co/DpbwEXvJcB 📷
• Feb 23, 2021 3:35 AMHey @GavinNewsom & @LondonBreed, we should be prioritizing our public transit providers! https://t.co/Uqs5kN6Lw7
• Feb 23, 2021 3:33 AMRT @SFBART: Transit employees have not yet been prioritized for the vaccine here. Please thank your bus driver and BART employee who help y…
• Feb 23, 2021 2:33 AMRT @TwitterAble: It's as easy as: #CamelCase
• Feb 23, 2021 2:28 AM@Superninfreak @Theophite Good point. Maybe we should make the next version of it apply to cable and other media?
• Feb 23, 2021 2:24 AM@Theophite It seems like bringing back the Fairness Doctrine (or some form of it) would be a start.
• Feb 23, 2021 2:16 AM🎶 "I found the world ain't how it looks and I learned it all from comic books" 🎶
• Feb 23, 2021 1:39 AM@shatil Extreme dad energy.
• Feb 23, 2021 1:08 AMRT @brewster_kahle: You chose a name that is too confusing with the Internet Archive @internetarchive -- please change the name of your org…
• Feb 22, 2021 11:47 PMRT @RosemaryMosco: Oh no, don’t you dare apologize
• Feb 22, 2021 9:20 PMWe should pin this Tweet at the top of the TCC's IM JIRA queue. https://t.co/kWyAP7uiAS
• Feb 22, 2021 8:36 PM@emilyst https://t.co/IphqfO2epN
• Feb 22, 2021 7:13 PM@AstroKatie Is...is this another Linux joke?
• Feb 22, 2021 6:47 PM@IanColdwater I am in awe of this Tweet.
• Feb 22, 2021 6:40 PM@thegivingcanvas @Airbnb Congrats on the new gig!
• Feb 22, 2021 6:40 PM@networkjanitor What about "Fucks Given"? That seems like a useful one.
• Feb 22, 2021 3:19 PM@arrdem Are we talking Twitter or GCal here?
• Feb 22, 2021 2:57 PM"No Meeting Mondays" should really be a thing.
• Feb 22, 2021 5:09 AMRT @srostedt: @kernellogger He also said that his phone only emails in HTML which is blocked by the kernel mailing list (LKML)
• Feb 22, 2021 5:09 AMRT @srostedt: @kernellogger Apparently the ice storms took out the electricity in Portland, and Linus was able to walk close enough to a ce…
• Feb 22, 2021 4:13 AM@djpardis Wow. Great stuff. I think @pgarg has his book somewhere around here. Guess I’m gonna have to read it now. :-)
• Feb 22, 2021 3:59 AMRT @Sommer: Hey Twitter! Wanted to bring this one back around. We are still looking for someone to focus on #WebKit #Accessibility on the i…
• Feb 22, 2021 3:20 AMWhen we got to the beach there were a bunch of snowy plovers hanging out. #birdwatching #birdphotography https://t.co/nj0MoKMah7 📷
• Feb 22, 2021 3:13 AMI guess that’s why they call it a red-shouldered hawk. #birdwatching #birdphotography https://t.co/yy00dzRxKG 📷
• Feb 22, 2021 3:04 AMWe spotted this red-shouldered hawk on the walk to the beach this morning. #birdwatching #birdphotography https://t.co/E12jwswifX 📷
• Feb 22, 2021 2:44 AMRT @nick_kapur: All this was possible because Texas deliberately cut off its power grid from the rest of the country to avoid the "intersta…
• Feb 22, 2021 1:47 AMRT @TonyBravoSF: Update on the Victorian-on-the-go in San Francisco: It’s still being very slowly moved into its new home on Fulton. I’ve l…
• Feb 22, 2021 12:36 AMRT @AustinWater: Thank you for all you are doing! Conservation is key to maximize the amount of water going into the reservoirs. We need a…
• Feb 22, 2021 12:21 AM@palvaro @dotnwat Was today like National Ride a Horse on the Beach Day or something? https://t.co/dRBxn6yozV 📷
• Feb 21, 2021 11:58 PMRT @GoodPoliticGuy: “LOL Texans deserve to suffer that’s what you get for electing Republicans!“ Voting Districts in Texas : https://t.co/…
• Feb 21, 2021 11:25 PMTechnically this might count as a DUI but that was a long hike and no way am I waking up a napping 2.5yo just to bring her into the house. … 📷
• Feb 21, 2021 10:32 PMBeach day. https://t.co/lK4XV2nlmg 🎥
• Feb 21, 2021 6:38 PMRT @fniephaus: What if you could see which parts of your app are hot, cold, or unused at run-time? @TruffleSqueak's new CallTargetBrowser…
• Feb 21, 2021 4:33 PMRT @johnlegend: This is what happens when they lose elections. Instead of trying to convince voters to vote for them based on a better visi…
• Feb 21, 2021 5:06 AMScooting & biking & walking & running around the CCSF parking lot earlier today next to the city’s drive-through COVID vaccination site. ht… 📷
• Feb 20, 2021 10:18 PMRT @SAMKLEF: BREAKING: Flight 328 @united engine caught fire Just now shortly after leaving Denver enroute to Honolulu...Boeing 777 returne…
• Feb 20, 2021 9:13 PMRT @CherylThaxton: @KieranCain @KyleClark @9NEWS Anybody know what that plane part might be?
• Feb 20, 2021 9:13 PMRT @ChileConEsteban: @CherylThaxton @KieranCain @KyleClark @9NEWS Based on this, it looks like the front of the engine in a commercial plan…
• Feb 20, 2021 8:54 PMRT @jeffreytumlin: Cable cars will come back. But first: -Operators vaccinated -Congress passes pending relief bill To sustain service, @s…
• Feb 20, 2021 5:50 PMRT @mmitchell_ai: I'm fired.
• Feb 20, 2021 4:48 PMWorth a read. https://t.co/y0GHSouLnk
• Feb 20, 2021 4:26 AMRT @joyding: repeat after me, me: making bad art is better than making no art making bad art is better than making no art making bad art is…
• Feb 20, 2021 4:22 AMRT @kpk: If you like Twitter and you like web coding, it’s currently a good time to join. The team is expanding, there’s a bunch of new fea…
• Feb 20, 2021 4:16 AM@ReaderMeter See you there sometime. https://t.co/UuNXCPlPhG
• Feb 20, 2021 3:56 AMI was like "Man, what a week. I am exhausted." but then I realized I’d just stayed up late last night watching Ted Lasso episodes.
• Feb 20, 2021 3:39 AMRT @brunoborges: #Java https://t.co/Wrx90VMkOE 📷
• Feb 20, 2021 2:22 AM@KCPacini @anna_punihaole @linds_nucci @pandemona @singy Seriously. Two different tools. Does one of these not exist in Canada or something… 📷
• Feb 19, 2021 11:03 PMRT @BruceEckel: I wonder if developers would deliver software faster if they used the time spent on estimates and schedules to, instead, pr…
• Feb 19, 2021 6:34 PMRT @PKhakpour: best argument for middle parts https://t.co/EXFfRtt6ME 🎥
• Feb 19, 2021 6:13 AMRT @paulnivin: PagerDuty's grandfather was cocaine 😐 https://t.co/6jg9x08JWl
• Feb 19, 2021 6:11 AM@heyjoshua So what was the deal?
• Feb 19, 2021 6:08 AMRT @kyliemosser: I just washed my hair outside with the snow on our patio table & Jack just filled up a cooler with snow so we can boil it…
• Feb 19, 2021 6:03 AMRT @igb: Why is DRY not a fundamental principal of roadmaps, OKRs, plans, etc. and the CMSes (often @googledocs) on which they are built?
• Feb 19, 2021 6:03 AMRT @igb: Engineering organizations eschew copy and pasting in codebases, but happily embrace it in documentation, planning artifacts, etc.
• Feb 19, 2021 6:02 AM@mollie @kathiepham Tweets should really be a significant part of any promotion packet. /cc: @mad_typist
• Feb 19, 2021 5:15 AMRT @igb: Self-driving cars are a "faster horse" solution. Innovation in mass/public transit to reduce the number of roads is a bigger, bold…
• Feb 19, 2021 4:11 AMWinter break during a pandemic means three days of screen time followed by a day at the beach & the zoo. https://t.co/IpnKik1cLl 📷
• Feb 19, 2021 3:15 AM@JordanEllyse It's absolutely Pavlovian in our house. "How can I get Mom and Dad to give me screen time?"
• Feb 19, 2021 3:12 AMRT @AliciaTrost: The planning to bring a second bay crossing to our area has begun. Now listen to this podcast to hear all about it with ou…
• Feb 18, 2021 7:27 PMSandor Arbitration Intelligence https://t.co/w6VUx7KU68 🎥
• Feb 18, 2021 6:21 PMRT @InfoQ: #QConPlus software conference is developed by a committee of domain experts who create a vision for the conference. Find out mor…
• Feb 18, 2021 11:50 AMRT @SFBART: @AvantiWestCoast @TPExpressTrains Us as White-breasted Nuthatch. https://t.co/8G1bjJcL8V 📷
• Feb 18, 2021 5:40 AMRT @DavidShuster: Just confirmed @SenTedCruz and his family flew to Cancun tonight for a few days at a resort they've visited before. Cruz…
• Feb 18, 2021 4:27 AM@parscale That...that is a really weird...and specific...movie reference, Brad.
• Feb 18, 2021 2:21 AM@micheal @kayvz Are these not recorded?
• Feb 17, 2021 10:43 PM@hiltsdetailing @DanScavino Why is that?
• Feb 17, 2021 10:20 PMRT @rafaelfranca: If you are interesting in working helping to build a JIT inside Ruby (MRI) and help us to define the future of the Ruby l…
• Feb 17, 2021 9:07 PM'Mr. Quinn said he made an exception for Larry Ellison, a co-founder of Oracle, because “no one likes him.”' https://t.co/EXHXx3w4Mo
• Feb 17, 2021 8:37 PMRT @AliciaTrost: I’m so happy I could cry.
• Feb 17, 2021 7:55 PM@amdev @lizkelley @kayvz @mmasnick *waves hand* https://t.co/h4wtxbJiJJ
• Feb 17, 2021 7:47 PM@jsoltero Chat sidebar transcripts linked from the calendar invite would be great.
• Feb 17, 2021 7:44 PM@BSarcasta @DanScavino Who? Dan? Or Rush Limbaugh? Let's try to be specific here.
• Feb 17, 2021 7:42 PMRT @TwitterEng: #TwitterVMTeam engineers @umatweep, @nvgrw, & @flaviusbraz will be hosting the #Graal Virtual Workshop (@graalcgo) on Febru…
• Feb 17, 2021 6:19 PMRT @MLNow: Muddy’s Coffee House, near the corner of 24th and Valencia streets, has closed after 27 years. “It is with a very heavy heart t…
• Feb 17, 2021 6:07 PM@DanScavino He truly was one of the greatest fomenters of hate and racism to ever stain the airwaves of our nation. https://t.co/wBeWkBKd1U
• Feb 17, 2021 6:03 PMRT @onthemedia: This obit provides a comprehensive litany of Limbaugh’s racism and misogyny. https://t.co/SOZ13GOcxX
• Feb 17, 2021 5:54 PMJust wanted to chime in here and say that I, too, am glad Rush Limbaugh is dead.
• Feb 17, 2021 6:11 AMRT @lientm: found 8 yo’s note to himself on #howtocode https://t.co/GU9ystjBUV 📷
• Feb 17, 2021 5:43 AM@Sharat_Chander 6
• Feb 17, 2021 5:20 AMRT @SFBART: Starting Tuesday, February 16, BART will offer a free ticket back home to those who have been vaccinated at the Oakland Coliseu…
• Feb 17, 2021 5:15 AMRT @ryxcommar: the texas stuff going on is genuinely frightening
• Feb 17, 2021 4:50 AMRT @cwarzel: what's happening in texas makes me despair for the future. not just how weather events are getting more unpredictable/intense…
• Feb 16, 2021 9:43 PMRT @AudubonCA: Over the last century, it's gotten so much hotter & drier in the Mojave Desert that American Kestrels need to catch 15 to 20…
• Feb 16, 2021 9:43 PMRT @tomgara: One sign of covid’s nastiness is the fact that the covid countermeasures basically eradicated the flu while covid still surged
• Feb 16, 2021 8:35 PMRT @DrewTumaABC7: The Pacific Ocean and the Sierras protect the Bay Area from ever seeing dangerous cold like this. https://t.co/A5iFPnUNrn
• Feb 16, 2021 8:31 PMRT @whitequark: OH: "people thought about systems a lot in the 60s because acid makes it very fun to."
• Feb 16, 2021 7:59 PM@lenazun Don't we all. :-)
• Feb 16, 2021 6:17 PMRT @dipalua_: filling out performance reviews like https://t.co/RniPnJFMLs 📷
• Feb 16, 2021 3:38 PM@wongmjane CentOS is trying to dampen some of the FUD around the new streams release process. Gotta love OSS PR efforts. :-)
• Feb 16, 2021 3:26 PMReally proud of the work by @jvreeland26, @tdmackey, @makewhatis, and the rest of Twitter's #KaOS team in making this happen. https://t.co…
• Feb 16, 2021 3:26 PMExcited to see @Twitter & @Facebook collaborating on a CentOS distribution tailored for "hyperscale" Linux installations. https://t.co/2sKV…
• Feb 16, 2021 2:21 PMRT @CentOSProject: What do users think of the new #CentOSStream? @ThePhilD delivers his take in this new post: https://t.co/whYa58zdEe
• Feb 16, 2021 1:23 AM@miradu Feels like a missed opportunity here to not name the petition "SAVE (the) FERRIS (wheel)".
• Feb 16, 2021 1:13 AMAs a manager it’s days like this I wish I’d gotten a C.S. degree. You know...Comp. Sci. That’s right, Compensation Science.
• Feb 15, 2021 11:32 PM@amdev @slava_pestov That would actually be pretty great. LexisNeXTSTEP
• Feb 15, 2021 11:09 PMRT @seldo: It's Presidents Day in the US and once upon a time I read a biography of every single US president so I may as well make use of…
• Feb 15, 2021 10:55 PMRT @wkamaubell: Vaccinate teachers. Pass it on.
• Feb 15, 2021 10:40 PMRT @Olivianuzzi: Scavino’s tweet makes it sound like a spontaneous crowd of devoted fans formed outside of Mar-a-Lago to celebrate former p…
• Feb 15, 2021 10:31 PMA rainy walk with the girls through the park this morning. We spotted a hermit thrush and a red-winged blackbird. https://t.co/YOaRLMqdwz 📷
• Feb 15, 2021 8:55 PMRT @CityofBerkeley: We have COVID-19 vaccine appointments available Wed-Sat for: 👵🏻 👴🏾 Berkeleyans 65 and older 🍎 grocery or convenience s…
• Feb 15, 2021 5:42 PM@jenniferfraser What about those of us who are *not* maintaining our sanity or productivity? 😂😭
• Feb 15, 2021 3:10 AMRT @stitchfix: Today is our 10th birthday! We’re so grateful to all of you for being part of this journey of personal style ❤️ 🎉 💃 https://…
• Feb 15, 2021 2:14 AMRT @pgarg: Happy Birthday @stitchfix! Honored to have been able to tag along for the last year and a half of this decade-long ride.
• Feb 15, 2021 12:33 AM@arrdem “Deprecated"? I mean in practice it almost guarantees something won’t actually ever be removed but...
• Feb 14, 2021 11:52 PM"It is not hard to get to $1 billion, either on premises and particularly on the public cloud." #ChargeQuack https://t.co/jq0gOs9S95
• Feb 14, 2021 11:25 PMAfter yesterday’s nature walk, @AahnaBrown and I put some of the flowers & leaves she gathered under the microscope. https://t.co/tzJKzTwJ0S 📷
• Feb 14, 2021 4:19 PM@peterhartlaub Oh, no, I meant the cover shot of the Dougherty’s book. But yeah.
• Feb 14, 2021 3:57 PM@peterhartlaub Hmm...is that cover shot taken from Walter Haas park?
• Feb 14, 2021 3:55 PM“But for those tethered to the local economy, the influx of wealthier outsiders pushes housing costs further out of reach.” https://t.co/…
• Feb 14, 2021 3:41 PMRT @maggieNYT: Lindsey trying to clear the field for her >
• Feb 14, 2021 3:18 PMRT @DrIbram: The beginning of the end.
• Feb 14, 2021 1:05 PM@firepile My working title is "To Hume it may concern..."
• Feb 14, 2021 5:22 AM@roach Pineapple Paloma?
• Feb 14, 2021 4:33 AMBRB, starting a Substack for empiricists.
• Feb 14, 2021 2:42 AMRT @tinynietzsche: note to self: stacks of books don't read themselves
• Feb 14, 2021 12:44 AMRT @RosemaryMosco: For one of my talks, a Massachusetts nature club offered to pay me in either $ or art, since I’ve always longed for a wa…
• Feb 14, 2021 12:25 AMFun nature walk with Aahna through the canyon and the country roads of Glen Park. https://t.co/cXmw1QJnmf 📷
• Feb 13, 2021 9:04 PMDon’t be too hard on these 43 senators: they were probably swayed by the defense’s professional, well-researched, & legally sound arguments.
• Feb 13, 2021 8:55 PM@Alex_Whitcomb Yeah.
• Feb 13, 2021 8:53 PMRT @michele_norris: This right here is America
• Feb 13, 2021 8:52 PM@arrdem Politics. Nothing we all weren’t expecting. Sigh.
• Feb 13, 2021 8:49 PMI’m not surprised, but I am disappointed.
• Feb 13, 2021 8:48 PMWelp.
• Feb 13, 2021 6:57 PM@laurenboebert Why is this a problem?
• Feb 13, 2021 6:17 PMRT @matthewamiller: The arc of Senate procedure is long, but it always bends toward recess.
• Feb 13, 2021 6:07 PMRT @BillyKorando: I honestly want to scream at times. https://t.co/u9qtP8iYsx 📷
• Feb 13, 2021 4:17 PM@blairh @skilldrick @amdev @StGeorgeSpirits 4.5’’
• Feb 13, 2021 4:05 PM@skilldrick @amdev @blairh @StGeorgeSpirits @davidbellona Actually, I take that back. It’s the entire coaster lensed through the base and s…
• Feb 13, 2021 4:04 PM@skilldrick @amdev @blairh @StGeorgeSpirits If you look closely you can see the (distorted) Larry at the center of the @davidbellona Twitte…
• Feb 13, 2021 3:57 PM@amdev @blairh @StGeorgeSpirits You can always check the alt text. :-)
• Feb 13, 2021 1:48 PMIt’d be great if getting rid of this guy was part of @JoeBiden & @KamalaHarris’s “first 100 days” agenda. https://t.co/8fhicPGmYz
• Feb 13, 2021 5:04 AM@heyjoshua https://t.co/SKVuRg6vSX
• Feb 13, 2021 4:49 AM@Alounatix Apparently well enough to fight off any attempts to give her Tylenol with a seemingly limitless amount of energy.
• Feb 13, 2021 3:35 AM@ysr1729 "I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams
• Feb 13, 2021 3:28 AM@ysr1729 Uh...what deadline?
• Feb 13, 2021 2:30 AM@marcorubio Your weakness, your failure to do the right thing when necessary, imperils the country you so loudly proclaim to serve.
• Feb 13, 2021 1:52 AMAfter a long "day of rest" it’s nice to finally have a few minutes to sit down and relax. https://t.co/sQhG8L8Ng5 📷
• Feb 12, 2021 9:41 PMRT @NeerajaJY: Hi folks! I am co-organizing the ML for Computer Architecture and Systems workshop this year as well, Co-located with ISCA 2…
• Feb 12, 2021 5:14 PMAs a $TWTR shareholder, and as an employee paid by @twitter, my *personal opinion* is that we should stay the fuck away from #bitcoin. http…
• Feb 12, 2021 3:10 PM2yo was up all night with a (mild) fever. In other news I’ve just re-watched all of season 1 of "Daniel Tiger" in a single sitting.
• Feb 12, 2021 8:28 AM@slyphon I legit LOL’d at this one: https://t.co/IbQMTs80Ty
• Feb 12, 2021 7:46 AM@isaach @kpk https://t.co/twfzmMD01V 🎥
• Feb 12, 2021 4:58 AM@mikeindustries @espiers Pierre Choderlos de Laclos
• Feb 12, 2021 4:43 AM@yayalexisgay I’m just steering into the skid at this point. https://t.co/0TRkCco1W2 📷
• Feb 12, 2021 4:32 AMRT @yayalexisgay: you vs. the candidate they told you not to worry about https://t.co/OsE67ertDM 📷
• Feb 12, 2021 4:21 AM@kpk @isaach I totally did.
• Feb 12, 2021 4:20 AM@kpk @isaach Isn’t Talon still based off of .to?
• Feb 12, 2021 4:17 AM@isaach We really should have used to/
• Feb 12, 2021 3:19 AM@DanScavino This dumb, painfully edited video is just more of your shitty propaganda.
• Feb 12, 2021 3:16 AM@DanScavino Dan, do us all a favor and delete your account. You and your boss have embraced & advocated violence since the 2016 campaign.
• Feb 12, 2021 3:09 AMRT @ftrain: A useful concept for me lately is MTTP or Mean Time to Pickle, i.e. the amount of time before a person typically finds themselv…
• Feb 12, 2021 3:02 AM@secretasianman Fish nachos?
• Feb 12, 2021 1:08 AMNever thought a ballet class could get rained out but here we are. COVID has made the world a weird place.
• Feb 11, 2021 5:59 PMRT @kpk: Why do spreadsheets get tabs but docs don't?
• Feb 11, 2021 5:57 PM@DanScavino GTFO with your shitty propaganda and your false equivalences, Dan. You and your boss incited an insurrection that cost lives.
• Feb 11, 2021 2:51 PMRT @vboykis: Yeah, of course, I work 90 hours a week, but 60 of those are writing my own CSV parser
• Feb 11, 2021 2:20 PMW̸̨̙̩̗̫̜͉̲̬͖̭̙̠̠̉̃͘͠ͅŎ̶̢̤̦̤̹̹̺̻͙̐ͅR̸̗̣̤̜̯̠̮̓͒̈̉K̴̖̣͔̙̥̥̹͙̖̳̝̝̫͓̀͛͐̀D̸̥͈͉̠͖͓̠͈͔͑̈́̂́͐͐̚͠A̵̼̲̯͉̦͎͎̼̜̩̳̯̫̐͆̀̒̋͒̔̔̀̍̕͜͠Ỷ̵̤̟̣́͐̒̾̏̎̓͑̎͋̚͘
• Feb 11, 2021 5:10 AMRT @Timodc: The thing that I am most dismayed about since 1/6 is the fact that Fox has gotten worse, more conspiratorial, more Trumpy at a…
• Feb 11, 2021 4:12 AM@lenazun "WHAT’S UP FISHES!!!"
• Feb 11, 2021 4:06 AMSeriously though, it’s a good movie and holds up after repeated viewing. https://t.co/2d5fJ51mMI 🎥
• Feb 11, 2021 3:57 AM... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?
• Feb 11, 2021 3:56 AMI've seen "Zootopia" ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT.
• Feb 11, 2021 3:32 AMRT @jmoskol: What an athlete. What an innovator. @tonyhawk is Ok too. 👌
• Feb 11, 2021 3:28 AM@jmoskol About 55°
• Feb 11, 2021 3:27 AM@superic I just need to convince @pgarg and then we are there. :-)
• Feb 11, 2021 3:06 AM@shaft @justkelly_ok @meganrosedickey That was our fave/goto back in my Bernal days. But that was over a decade ago. Sad to hear it is no l…
• Feb 10, 2021 8:58 PM@44 Huh, wasn't aware of that. Pretty interesting! I'm in a car during COVID so its roof rack before we leave in the AM and drive all over…
• Feb 10, 2021 8:11 PM@44 No, but my last kid-drop in the AM is near the Ferry Building so I hop on 280 off of Embarcadero, take a call/mtg on the way, and get w…
• Feb 10, 2021 6:59 PMNot a bad way to start the day. Flat and fun for a few minutes between meetings. 🌊🏄🏼 https://t.co/EnA2rXwGe3 📷
• Feb 10, 2021 3:45 PMRT @PranavDixit: Not to put too fine a point on it, but I think that Twitter publicly defying India’s govt by refusing to block journalist,…
• Feb 10, 2021 2:32 PMRT @_mihirpatel: Is clubhouse just a bunch of meetings
• Feb 10, 2021 1:54 PMRT @NWSPortland: The U.S. Tsunami Center is still evaluating this earthquake to determine if there will be a distant source tsunami threat…
• Feb 10, 2021 3:35 AM@LindaLindae9 @JeerShei pretty sure we can just pull the plug on bitcoin without worrying to much about a soft landing
• Feb 10, 2021 2:47 AMRT @danielbryantuk: Super excited to announce the program committee for #QConPlus May 2021! Welcome aboard @sarahjwells @TonyPrintezis @su…
• Feb 10, 2021 2:47 AMRT @TonyPrintezis: Honored and humbled to be a member of this amazing team!!! #QConPlus
• Feb 9, 2021 7:52 PM@LindaLindae9 Yes.
• Feb 9, 2021 3:16 AMWhat’s worse for the environment:
• Feb 9, 2021 2:06 AMRT @FeelingFisky: Disney with each successive superhero movie: https://t.co/6zTXiUefGV
• Feb 9, 2021 1:48 AM@Ramin_DK It’s the best way to support the music we love now that we are all stuck inside.
• Feb 8, 2021 10:03 PMRT @RexChapman: West Allis, Wisconsin: OMG. This driver skidded off of an interstate exchange and plunged some 70 feet to the highway be…
• Feb 8, 2021 9:44 PMRT @BBCArchive: #Onthisday 1970: Wendy Carlos demonstrated how to synthesise electronic noise into musical sound. https://t.co/SlhfBb1IhN 🎥
• Feb 8, 2021 11:23 AMRT @ScriptsByJames: Not the CDC that’s for sure
• Feb 8, 2021 6:01 AMRT @hganjoo153: In my latest for @ESPNcricinfo, I define batting consistency the way we think of it - clusters of frequent high scores. -…
• Feb 8, 2021 5:47 AMRT @thauburger: Me, in the UPL spreadsheet https://t.co/wi1s3WhrcB
• Feb 8, 2021 5:39 AM@ReaderMeter "bitte"
• Feb 8, 2021 5:33 AMRT @boysenberry451: Great Blue Heron enduring today's snowstorm, hunkering in at the edge of the Pond in Central Park, reminiscent of a bea…
• Feb 8, 2021 4:21 AMRT @JacobRubashkin: Still the only two guys to beat Brady in the Super Bowl https://t.co/vnfSotHaGK 📷
• Feb 8, 2021 4:15 AMRT @doctorow: As with my initial FOIA letter, I'm posting this appeal so that others can refer to it when making their own appeals in simil…
• Feb 8, 2021 4:15 AMRT @doctorow: Thankfully, I have access to some of the very best civil liberties lawyers in the nation, namely my colleagues at @EFF. Andre…
• Feb 8, 2021 2:54 AMRT @joshualkrose: Man, I really wish nothing but the absolute worst for Tom Brady
• Feb 8, 2021 2:02 AM@GGAudubon Wait, here in the Bay Area?
• Feb 8, 2021 12:55 AMSpotted an acorn woodpecker, a California towhee, and a western bluebird on a walk around the Stanford Dish Loop trail. #birdwatching https… 📷
• Feb 8, 2021 12:35 AMJust so everyone knows who to root for. #SuperBowl https://t.co/iAZOdzgrI7
• Feb 7, 2021 6:03 PMRT @SFBART: We opt to lead with compassion. Instead of waiting around for new resources to help those experiencing homelessness, we are try…
• Feb 7, 2021 5:09 PMFor America to truly heal and move forward together in "unity", Trump supporter and #MAGA enthusiast #TomBrady must lose the #SuperBowl.
• Feb 7, 2021 4:52 AM@JulieAMcDowall @gillyarcht Murder scene.
• Feb 7, 2021 3:12 AM@sugarknight33 @StanleyRoberts Not really.
• Feb 7, 2021 3:12 AM@ideadiva @StanleyRoberts That’s not really true, Liz.
• Feb 7, 2021 2:19 AMRT @MLE_Online: Me: I'm going to finish this project today Also me: *spends two hours trying to figure out why one LED doesn't work*
• Feb 7, 2021 1:46 AMISO 8601 week-based year https://t.co/UDfRCNlKik
• Feb 7, 2021 1:33 AM@danluu #OnWisconsin
• Feb 6, 2021 5:43 AMRT @RitaJKing: I still haven’t recovered from learning about rose finches, am I becoming a birder
• Feb 6, 2021 5:04 AMRT @jonahedwards: off by one
• Feb 6, 2021 5:02 AM@thegivingcanvas @Twitter @TwitterSF Thank you for being the best recruiter KaOS ever had. We are a better team because of your awesome wor… 📷
• Feb 6, 2021 4:50 AM@iwriterealgood I am so sorry to hear this.
• Feb 6, 2021 4:18 AMRT @WalterSimonson: A short interview from the San Diego Comic Con 2019. It's actually kinda funny. :-) https://t.co/qLOdwLHJY1 https://t.…
• Feb 6, 2021 3:56 AMRT @TheOnion: Chicago Field Museum Director Uses Titanosaur Skull To Hold Parking Space In Snow https://t.co/UEWDe755xI https://t.co/VRh40h…
• Feb 6, 2021 3:55 AMRT @andyyang: Cooking lunch with solar thanks to @TwitterOneTeam 🌭 https://t.co/ueAzAztu4R
• Feb 6, 2021 2:49 AMI appreciate the difference between Schumpeterian & Keynesian waste as much as anyone but this still seems like a lot of unnecessary work.
• Feb 5, 2021 5:49 PM@christhalinger It was absolutely fucking awesome working with you, Chris. Thank you for everything you did for @Twitter, for the #TwitterV…
• Feb 5, 2021 3:53 PM@_TonyScott @kaoudis I used to work at a travel/expense management startup back in the day and this stuff was a big part of the app backend.
• Feb 5, 2021 3:50 PMRT @_TonyScott: @kaoudis @igb Definitely SabreTalk, an airline specific language used to code on IBM mainframe computers running TPF. htt…
• Feb 5, 2021 3:42 PM@heyjoshua Yep! YouTube can take it from here.
• Feb 5, 2021 2:26 PMRT @WPR: Bring your collaboration, communication & excellent journalism skills to the "Central Time" team as Executive Producer. #pubmediaj…
• Feb 5, 2021 6:26 AM@micheal Vine:TikTok::Twitter:______
• Feb 5, 2021 6:15 AMMeerkat:Periscope::Clubhouse:Spaces
• Feb 5, 2021 5:36 AMSo Facebook is going to acquire Clubhouse? 🤔
• Feb 5, 2021 5:32 AMRT @KerryDonovanCO: It’s official! I’m running for Congress against Lauren Boebert. We need a Congresswoman who understands that real toug…
• Feb 5, 2021 5:16 AM@SFBART We didn’t meet on BART, but so much of our life after we met, got married, & had kids has been BART-centric. https://t.co/ZXckrTzpZh
• Feb 5, 2021 4:41 AMRT @adamslily: Worth a watch https://t.co/t2xkGUrLDD 🎥
• Feb 5, 2021 4:38 AMRT @headinthebox: My team has a whole bunch of openings for post-docs and sabbaticals in the areas of Deep Learning & Uncertainty, ML for S…
• Feb 5, 2021 4:23 AMRT @GalaxyKate: narrative steganography
• Feb 5, 2021 4:17 AMRT @SFBART: Not only that, we finally have a contract in place to build out strong wireless signals underground (including downtown @sfmta_…
• Feb 5, 2021 4:06 AM@jayholler @dschonbe @Twitter That’s what "Project Bluesky" is actually about.
• Feb 5, 2021 2:41 AMRT @sf_avi: @igb @Twitter Ah... the so called “wooden handcuffs”.
• Feb 5, 2021 2:29 AM@miradu ravioli, garlic bread, and wine
• Feb 4, 2021 11:23 PM@MrMakavelli2 Ok. *reads advice and data from actual medical professionals* You are a bunch of fools pushing dangerous pseudoscience. Th…
• Feb 4, 2021 7:55 PMSpotted this Golden-crowned sparrow and this California towhee on the way up to the canyon. #birdwatching #birdphotography https://t.co/y7k… 📷
• Feb 4, 2021 7:03 PM@micheal I mean it was never *our* fault Micheal.
• Feb 4, 2021 7:02 PMDecent place to drink a cup of coffee while dialed in to an all-hands meeting. https://t.co/6OogkIq7Oo 📷
• Feb 4, 2021 6:55 PM@micheal Galaxy Brain Business Idea: Stream tech incident response in realtime on Clubhouse.
• Feb 4, 2021 5:46 PM@javawithjiva @Twitter Here’s the last one I got prior to the pandemic: https://t.co/1r8H64EMIy
• Feb 4, 2021 5:40 PM👀 https://t.co/nHPnNIZmEI
• Feb 4, 2021 3:49 PMOk the money is good & I get to work with really great folks but TBH I’m still at @twitter primarily to get more wooden anniversary blocks.
• Feb 4, 2021 2:53 AMBlessing your timeline tonight with some Wisconsin ska from 1993. https://t.co/DWOlFupbLu
• Feb 3, 2021 10:26 PMRT @jkbs0: UDP splicing with BPF sockmap is happening https://t.co/LMsfvbvbR1 But wait, that's not all! Support for UNIX datagram sockets…
• Feb 3, 2021 10:22 PMRT @TwitterEng: These numbers could be so much better. @TwitterEng is committed to driving change and increasing diversity in tech. #UntilW…
• Feb 3, 2021 8:00 PMRT @mokomull: Who called it a Keurig and not a Java Virtual Machine?
• Feb 3, 2021 6:37 PM@arrdem Chemex FTW
• Feb 3, 2021 2:27 PM@ACTBrigitte Is this about the Space Force thing?
• Feb 3, 2021 2:17 PM@jayholler https://t.co/ckEUMAF8T2 🎥
• Feb 3, 2021 6:15 AM¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Feb 3, 2021 6:15 AMThere has to be a way of bringing back the random interactions that drove so much innovation before COVID flattened our days into calendars.
• Feb 3, 2021 6:15 AMI’m not sure we can replicate or replace that kind of connection with an app, but there’s definitely something missing in how we work now.
• Feb 3, 2021 6:15 AMSo much important collaboration and communication used to happen in the spaces between scheduled events.
• Feb 3, 2021 6:15 AMI often join video calls early & hang on after the end in an attempt to simulate the hallway conversations of the pre-pandemic office.
• Feb 3, 2021 6:15 AMI seriously think this would be a good idea... https://t.co/lYrcxgfEUx
• Feb 3, 2021 5:24 AMChatroulette™ Enterprise Edition
• Feb 3, 2021 4:28 AMRT @JenAshleyWright: Any dystopian fiction that ends with the awful truth coming to light and the people rising up in revolt now seems incr…
• Feb 3, 2021 4:22 AMRT @Sharat_Chander: Tell us you’re a @Java programmer without saying you’re a #Java programmer. I’ll send a Java 25th anniversary t-shirt…
• Feb 3, 2021 12:31 AMRT @PressSec: We look forward to the continuing work of Space Force and invite the members of the team to come visit us in the briefing roo…
• Feb 3, 2021 12:31 AMRT @McJesse: @ACTBrigitte Agree. My grandfather is a veteran of the Space Force and this sickens me. He didn't witness attack ships on fire…
• Feb 3, 2021 12:31 AMRT @ACTBrigitte: Jen Psaki mocked our service heroes. There is nothing funny about the Space Force.
• Feb 2, 2021 6:37 AMRT @TTATTshow: Hello! I made a video about a movie that has been stuck in my head ever since I first saw it 14 years ago: https://t.co/DufQ…
• Feb 2, 2021 4:39 AM@gpapilion Our TED talk is gonna be lit.
• Feb 2, 2021 4:36 AM@gpapilion I mean, you’re not wrong... https://t.co/YA4GJ1Jw8G
• Feb 2, 2021 4:23 AMEverything I Needed to Know About Management I Learned From Frozen™ https://t.co/qpr3xBaew2 📷
• Feb 2, 2021 3:32 AM@m_reegs @ianbrown Son, you need to read more and post less.
• Feb 2, 2021 12:11 AM@ianbrown What are you getting at Ian? That masks and social distancing work to prevent diseases like COVID and the flu?
• Feb 1, 2021 7:35 PMRT @TwitterEng: Dynamic graphs are a big part of how Twitter does what it does. We use them to model networks that evolve over time. In thi…
• Feb 1, 2021 4:42 AM@Uma_Byr @AahnaBrown Yeah, we make sure we don’t ever turn our back on the ocean and stay home on dangerous days. Saw those stories too. He…
• Feb 1, 2021 4:18 AM@jodybswartz For the small ones “Shoe La La”, “Little Blue Truck”, and “The Quiet Book” are in heavy rotation here.
• Feb 1, 2021 12:43 AM@suchitagarwal @shaft ~2014 IIRC.