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Apr 30, 2021 10:13 PM
@ToXiC_SPARTAN_ @DanScavino Sorry товарищ, but you gotta not fuck it up for everyone else.
Apr 30, 2021 8:19 PM
RT @chrisjdavis: @flyosity @CaseyNewton Someone could pick up an entire company, that works great together, from this exodus. Unbelievable.
Apr 30, 2021 7:13 PM
@AustinB33009164 @DanScavino OK, Austin, but what’s a "cock holl"?
Apr 30, 2021 6:52 PM
@dschonbe Yeah, this wasn’t my A game. C-level at best.
Apr 30, 2021 6:48 PM
Can you participate in a pier review if you don’t have a docktorate degree? https://t.co/6Mx5TzQNjt
Apr 30, 2021 6:20 PM
@kdspaul @javawithjiva @john_coomes @TonyPrintezis @SlackHQ The only winning move is to not launch Slack in the first place.
Apr 30, 2021 5:59 PM
@TonyPrintezis @SlackHQ It's such a sketchy prompt.
Apr 30, 2021 5:58 PM
@gregfreedom2 @DanScavino What's a "muzzle troll"?
Apr 30, 2021 4:44 PM
RT @USCPSC: #fridaymorning https://t.co/WI9kxjyVyS
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Apr 30, 2021 1:52 PM
@Thisgingerviews @DanScavino This one is pretty convincing. https://t.co/KSdTzJTO6Z
Apr 30, 2021 5:22 AM
@angiegr83053999 @DanScavino Here where?
Apr 30, 2021 5:10 AM
@Stravinskyite1 @DanScavino https://t.co/tu0pc4NDVQ
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Apr 30, 2021 4:11 AM
@Jack07669713 @DanScavino I'm not sure I understand, Jack. What do you mean?
Apr 30, 2021 4:06 AM
@RayRayrcs23 @DanScavino I'm not sure I follow, Ray.
Apr 30, 2021 4:05 AM
@WalthamWolf @DanScavino Wear your seatbelt, Wolf. Drive slowly on streets where kids are playing, Wolf. Wear a mask, Wolf.
Apr 30, 2021 4:00 AM
@babs51478019 @DanScavino Thanks for the engagement, babs51478019.
Apr 30, 2021 3:56 AM
@RayRayrcs23 @Jodyv31 @DanScavino Don't cry, Ray. It'll be ok.
Apr 30, 2021 3:55 AM
@Andy92492100 @DanScavino What's with the ram emoji Andy? 🤔
Apr 30, 2021 3:39 AM
@Jodyv31 @DanScavino What's with the ram emoji Jody? 🤔
Apr 30, 2021 3:34 AM
@DanScavino Wear a mask, Dan. Wear a mask and delete your account.
Apr 30, 2021 2:08 AM
@ysr1729 👀!
Apr 29, 2021 11:38 PM
RT @TwitterIndia: Amidst this crisis, people have come together to support and connect each other to life-saving facilities, medicines and…
Apr 29, 2021 10:43 PM
@amdev What if instead we just canceled meetings for a week?* *four days
Apr 29, 2021 7:30 PM
@44 Everyone is still "WFH". :-)
Apr 29, 2021 7:29 PM
@44 More manageable when it’s smaller and flatter. Pretty crowded on a good day.
Apr 29, 2021 6:27 PM
Always fun running into other Tweeps at the beach^H^H^H^H^H office.
Apr 29, 2021 2:46 PM
RT @TelstarLogistic: Sometimes it takes a Japanese fire truck to remind San Francisco how magical this city can be. Thank you @peterhartlau…
Apr 29, 2021 12:22 PM
RT @Ity: We are raising funds to help purchase oxygen concentrator machines and other medical supplies to help support India during this Co…
Apr 29, 2021 5:38 AM
RT @stewart: COVID-19 is still the single biggest threat to the lives, livelihoods, health, opportunities & economies of people around the…
Apr 29, 2021 5:29 AM
@satanjeev @jack I already put this on the UPL.
Apr 29, 2021 4:52 AM
@jack, this is a bigger (and better!) idea than #Bitcoin. https://t.co/SNpodMclpm
Apr 29, 2021 4:50 AM
RT @pczapla: So just going to throw this out there… companies should give employees summer vacation this year. Let’s all take July off, r…
Apr 29, 2021 4:18 AM
AI replacing professional software developers? Not yet. Manager-written code? Pretty sure a for-loop & a unit test would do the job.
Apr 29, 2021 3:29 AM
@annapickard Don't worry, the Roblox™ stage will kick in at some point as well and it's so much worse.
Apr 29, 2021 3:16 AM
@ChiefScientist It’s the same place these days.
Apr 29, 2021 3:12 AM
@DrJorts Reminded of this since-deleted classic by @RosemaryMosco (a great birdwatching follow FWIW): https://t.co/TY0sC4p7k4
Apr 29, 2021 2:01 AM
@squarecog https://t.co/FkTGv7C1vu
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Apr 29, 2021 1:58 AM
@egd @Zymergen Congrats buddy!!! And congrats to @Zymergen on an awesome hire!
Apr 28, 2021 5:05 PM
RT @igb: Theory: aversion to meetings is misplaced as they are a form of Schumpeterian or Marxian waste indirectly driving productivity & i…
Apr 28, 2021 3:55 PM
@msilver You totally did.
Apr 28, 2021 2:22 PM
@loather "Mama called the doctor and the doctor called Child Protective Services."
Apr 28, 2021 7:34 AM
@jpd FWIW I checked #TCC before I refreshed the TL. 😅
Apr 28, 2021 7:23 AM
@jpd 👀
Apr 28, 2021 6:30 AM
It doesn’t get any better than XSLT & SVG. https://t.co/JYDusJbY0j
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Apr 28, 2021 3:34 AM
@prtytbl You should check out this book if you haven’t already: https://t.co/F3YDVG0A8W
Apr 28, 2021 3:31 AM
@prtytbl Same. So great.
Apr 28, 2021 1:04 AM
Our SRE team wants to start a punk-rock cover band called DevOps Ivy.
Apr 27, 2021 8:59 PM
RT @Twitter: everything is happening so much
Apr 27, 2021 8:59 PM
@briandupras I took Jimmy James's "The Secret of Management" class back in 1998 and it's guided my approach to leadership ever since.
Apr 27, 2021 8:32 PM
@djpardis #dreamjob
Apr 27, 2021 7:29 PM
I just want to go on record saying "News Radio" was a great show despite launching the careers of Joe Rogan and Andy Dick. https://t.co/bBA…
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Apr 27, 2021 7:15 PM
RT @doriantaylor: folks: do you at your company or project need help with the following? • defining terms/taxonomies/ontologies/APIs • sc…
Apr 27, 2021 5:38 AM
@bonkydog @emilyst Amen.
Apr 27, 2021 3:22 AM
@arrdem Taking "bitrot" in the broadest sense, of course. https://t.co/xwMI6up5F6
Apr 27, 2021 3:21 AM
@arrdem Probably not the right concept. Bitrot is a enemy of "stability". There’s probably a "half-life of software" measurement/metaphor i…
Apr 26, 2021 7:33 PM
@jayholler @annaholler So sorry, Jay. 💔
Apr 26, 2021 5:33 PM
RT @linuxplumbers: Hello everyone. 👋 As you know we're in the middle of our #LinuxPlumbers CFP. So... if we were to go fully virtual would…
Apr 26, 2021 5:44 AM
Twitter is my Instagram. https://t.co/fzGt3RGEz3
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Apr 26, 2021 5:07 AM
RT @ashwinravi99: I would be taking a break from this years IPL from tomorrow. My family and extended family are putting up a fight against…
Apr 26, 2021 4:59 AM
Sleep, the final frontier.
Apr 26, 2021 12:43 AM
@JamesLoduca @RadhikaBrown @AahnaBrown Took us about 2.5 hours with a 3yo and a 7yo.
Apr 26, 2021 12:41 AM
@JamesLoduca @RadhikaBrown @AahnaBrown Just off of Skyline. https://t.co/c1YvyUIDKR
Apr 25, 2021 11:43 PM
Fun rainy hike this afternoon with little kids and big trees. https://t.co/UqSju7VpEu
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Apr 25, 2021 6:37 AM
Fun walk along the bay this AM. https://t.co/Itr0YrMHQD
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Apr 25, 2021 5:54 AM
@Paullino44 @FactBeforeLies @DanScavino Hey Paul, for a “Mortgage professional” you seem to spend a lot of time shitposting #MAGA spam. 🤔
Apr 25, 2021 5:01 AM
@doodie I know where I’m going tomorrow.
Apr 25, 2021 5:00 AM
@doodie Holy shit.
Apr 25, 2021 4:45 AM
RT @NikhilSegel: Reality Check post this mornings attempts to find an ICU Bed for my cousin. 1) Most online resources are non functional /…
Apr 25, 2021 3:42 AM
RT @nbcbayarea: WATCH: New video shows a minivan engulfed in flames on the Bay Bridge heading into San Francisco Saturday night. (Credit: @…
Apr 25, 2021 1:13 AM
RT @CongressmanRaja: We need to release our stockpile of unused AstraZeneca vaccines now. In India alone, almost 350,000 COVID-19 cases wer…
Apr 24, 2021 10:51 PM
RT @adarpoonawalla: Respected @POTUS, if we are to truly unite in beating this virus, on behalf of the vaccine industry outside the U.S., I…
Apr 24, 2021 10:41 PM
@emilyst "it was created by Bram Cohen, the best network protocol engineer alive" https://t.co/8gcmL6h80R
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Apr 24, 2021 9:45 PM
@TrumpSarah69 @DanScavino "find a sheep dog to guide you out of the dog" 🤔🐶
Apr 24, 2021 9:44 PM
@ysr1729 @christhalinger @DonaldOJDK My in-laws used to have a flat in Asiad Village in Delhi. My first night in India was spent in the 19…
Apr 24, 2021 3:39 PM
@brenda75794949 @DanScavino "We didn’t have these issues until these groups came along." Uh, what issues, Brenda?
Apr 24, 2021 3:32 PM
@brenda75794949 @DanScavino How is it "making people more racists", Brenda?
Apr 24, 2021 4:34 AM
RT @editorji: India logs world's highest single-day spike for third day in a row with over 3.46 lakh new infections; 2,624 deaths reported…
Apr 24, 2021 4:19 AM
Shit like this is why humanity is doomed. Do better @POTUS & @KamalaHarris, we are all in this together. https://t.co/xDXusk1DsR
Apr 24, 2021 3:12 AM
@tropical_toxic Tears.
Apr 24, 2021 3:05 AM
@grunaura @DanScavino Look, I may not think that Dan is a decent human, or even good at Twitter, but lets not go calling him "an inanimate …
Apr 24, 2021 2:57 AM
@taylorleese Moderna #2 will get you there.
Apr 24, 2021 2:55 AM
@17Analyst45 @BooHur @DanScavino I’m not sure where you are from, товарищ, but "товарищ" is millennial slang in the U.S. for "definitely a …
Apr 24, 2021 2:51 AM
@grunaura @DanScavino I may what?
Apr 24, 2021 2:50 AM
@JB31450429 @DanScavino I’m sorry for your loss, J.B.
Apr 24, 2021 2:49 AM
@Wildcat82358503 @DanScavino Your flag emoji won’t get you into heaven anymore, Wildcat 8675309.
Apr 24, 2021 2:44 AM
@17Analyst45 @BooHur @DanScavino It’s an American thing, товарищ.
Apr 24, 2021 2:44 AM
@JB31450429 @DanScavino I’m glad that, despite our ideological differences, we can both agree that defunding the police is the best path fo…
Apr 24, 2021 2:42 AM
@17Analyst45 @BooHur @DanScavino Y’all need to stop using Babelfish.
Apr 24, 2021 2:40 AM
@FactBeforeLies @DanScavino Quit hiding behind an anonymous account, товарищ.
Apr 24, 2021 2:28 AM
@grunaura @DanScavino You just have to read between the lines, Zaron.
Apr 24, 2021 1:58 AM
@DanScavino Quit posting this racist garbage, Dan.
Apr 24, 2021 1:52 AM
@heyjoshua @superic @ysaw @deem I’d ironically buy a few hundred shares.
Apr 24, 2021 1:52 AM
@heyjoshua @superic @ysaw @deem They should SPAC and go all in on being a meme stonk.
Apr 24, 2021 1:50 AM
@heyjoshua @superic @ysaw Don’t forget your @deem shares. IPO is right around the corner.
Apr 24, 2021 1:48 AM
@KenJennings *rimshot*
Apr 24, 2021 1:19 AM
Stephin. Sigh.
Apr 24, 2021 1:18 AM
Listening to Stephen Merritt reading the Beat Happening chapter of @michaelazerrad’s OBCBYL while sitting in the car in traffic send Tweet.
Apr 23, 2021 10:48 PM
@jayholler No promoted Tweets but I did find a lot of astroturf/sponcon for something called #NoMansSky. 🤔
Apr 23, 2021 10:16 PM
@KenJennings The hits just keep coming.
Apr 23, 2021 9:22 PM
@dpkagrawal I have some bad news: https://t.co/pRXNom1BGH
Apr 23, 2021 6:47 PM
RT @Salujanitin: We are in it together! We shall come out of it together. Soon enough! @Chaayos https://t.co/2VHOADK7Jp
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Apr 23, 2021 5:57 PM
@superic Was kicking it in the desert for a week!
Apr 23, 2021 1:56 PM
RT @jonfavs: Ron Johnson is the dumbest asshole in Congress. He’s like a walking Facebook meme from your crazy uncle.
Apr 23, 2021 1:10 PM
@jayholler Does your feed reader support authN protocols or stateful cookies?
Apr 23, 2021 4:07 AM
RT @artistbasquiat: Philistines, 1982 #jeanmichelbasquiat #neoexpressionism https://t.co/wsTOtFVsDD
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Apr 23, 2021 4:01 AM
RT @destroytoday: How to get into woodworking: Step 1 - Learn to code Step 2 - Burn out Step 3 - Get into woodworking
Apr 23, 2021 4:00 AM
@nvgrw This is the way.
Apr 23, 2021 2:15 AM
@shatil Nope, just wet sand in low light (foggy Pacifica) and a high-contrast black & white photo.
Apr 22, 2021 11:39 PM
@44 @lcarolla I’m so sorry, Menotti. 💔
Apr 22, 2021 8:35 PM
@PatMorger @DanScavino Ok Pat, I give up, why won’t they tell us?
Apr 22, 2021 6:31 PM
Took an early lunch break. https://t.co/ieWSCDIJbZ
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Apr 22, 2021 5:30 PM
@nvgrw @SisiphoZinja Yeah, it is way harder on video/audio calls.
Apr 22, 2021 5:05 AM
RT @vijaya: “There is no other significance to these files.” 🤣
Apr 22, 2021 5:00 AM
RT @Stoltzy3: this is what it’s like to live in wisconsin https://t.co/8rcDQzaESi
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Apr 22, 2021 3:00 AM
RT @SFBART: @ysr1729 Our cars filter and replace air every 70 seconds, not including the doors opening. We are upgrading all filters from M…
Apr 22, 2021 1:17 AM
RT @CompSciFact: Why large languages explode https://t.co/sLILgygXLo
Apr 21, 2021 5:50 PM
@goodndntwin ... and this: https://t.co/7i0KcV1jJa
Apr 21, 2021 5:50 PM
@goodndntwin ...but it was probably this... https://t.co/yhpiaw4pmg
Apr 21, 2021 5:48 PM
@goodndntwin I'd like to think it was this... https://t.co/z81PcTfW9u
Apr 21, 2021 5:45 PM
@arrdem @UMNews #OnWisconsin
Apr 21, 2021 3:50 AM
RT @jefposk: We have known for over a year that COVID is basically never spread by touching surfaces, and yet BART is one of the first orga…
Apr 21, 2021 3:00 AM
RT @honeycombio: o11ycon+hnycon is happening June 9–10, and we're announcing an open call for presentations! We'd love to hear from you—dea…
Apr 20, 2021 7:29 PM
RT @jeligon: Verdict is in in the Chauvin trial. To be read within the next 90 minutes.
Apr 20, 2021 1:46 PM
RT @hganjoo153: First-hand situation from a big govt hospital in Delhi: - scrambling on day-by-day basis to organise oxygen - personal cal…
Apr 20, 2021 1:44 PM
RT @john_overholt: Pages are not a meaningful unit of measurement for a quantity of text. *Words* are a meaningful unit of measurement for…
Apr 20, 2021 4:42 AM
@annapickard @iwriterealgood America is too dumb to be a country. https://t.co/ZZTY2WQqXM
Apr 20, 2021 4:32 AM
@iwriterealgood @annapickard I got coal-rolled on the 280 on-ramp at 4th & King in SF by a F-x50 with Texas plates.
Apr 20, 2021 4:05 AM
This isn't even my final form. https://t.co/S8Xrls9mh6
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Apr 20, 2021 3:11 AM
@gctaylor @argyris Did he take it down or are you blocked too? Also, if I am blocked my QT’s won’t render his Tweets in your TL.
Apr 20, 2021 2:58 AM
@jpd We’d all be happy to buy you one.
Apr 20, 2021 1:42 AM
RT @_claire_miller_: I wrote about something that’s made me — and a TON of other people — really, really happy in a very hard year: skatebo…
Apr 20, 2021 1:31 AM
@seb_m In his defense he is just a mere billionaire and my personal brand is nigh unstoppable.
Apr 20, 2021 12:54 AM
@seb_m Seriously.
Apr 20, 2021 12:54 AM
@argyris ...and this. https://t.co/SUWvqLCQvY
Apr 20, 2021 12:53 AM
@argyris This... https://t.co/uRNPat77Qw
Apr 19, 2021 10:25 PM
RT @FLOTUS: Community colleges are our future.
Apr 19, 2021 10:14 PM
RT @kimmaicutler: Where are my newly-Floridian civil libertarians at?
Apr 19, 2021 8:26 PM
RT @ezraklein: We saw a parked fire truck recently that we insisted on hugging. Then the fire fighters let us sit in the seat and it was so…
Apr 19, 2021 7:42 PM
RT @ftrain: Frankly I'm a fan. Marc Benioff is enterprise Elon Musk.
Apr 19, 2021 7:41 PM
@benj_fry IKR? :-)
Apr 19, 2021 7:38 PM
@NetflixEng BASIC
Apr 19, 2021 7:31 PM
@benshapiro @guypbenson Guys, just wear a mask. It’s not that hard and the rest of us would prefer to not collapse back into 2020.
Apr 19, 2021 7:18 PM
Welp. https://t.co/JyQM1esH73
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Apr 19, 2021 5:57 PM
Felt good to rinse off a week’s worth of dry desert dust with some cold ocean water. https://t.co/DHZ49b7Plf
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Apr 19, 2021 2:50 PM
Please stop. https://t.co/Cov8AyRTya
Apr 19, 2021 2:08 PM
Sigh. https://t.co/enb9JPlvHN
Apr 19, 2021 4:05 AM
Seriously, this is such a great way to make art. https://t.co/jfniF0rBrt
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Apr 19, 2021 3:42 AM
RT @idamoj: not the most peculiar Muni character https://t.co/GrDly3RvsA
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Apr 19, 2021 3:29 AM
@dataandpolitics A CVS in La Quinta. The shot itself was near the pharmacist’s window but the chill-out zone was in aisle 4 (children’s toy…
Apr 19, 2021 2:36 AM
@kevinweil Aversion to meetings is misplaced as they are a form of Schumpeterian or Marxian waste indirectly driving productivity & innovat…
Apr 18, 2021 10:41 PM
A little D3, Node, JavaScript, and an AxiDraw and...voila! https://t.co/Pzd23AXPYH
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Apr 18, 2021 10:34 PM
Current AxiDraw status: https://t.co/dmx7c4eRYS
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Apr 18, 2021 1:38 AM
@arrdem The VM approach with a library ecosystem that is almost entirely pure VM bytecode means that things tend to keep working.
Apr 18, 2021 1:14 AM
@tedd5u Yeah, and I also seem to have overridden some stuff with my own local repo for a shadow set of packages.
Apr 18, 2021 1:07 AM
Just tried (updating and) running some of my ~2yo Node.js code and wow what a mess.
Apr 16, 2021 6:46 PM
RT @ssdeep_: @igb this is a quintessential pun-jab
Apr 16, 2021 5:44 PM
@shaft @pgarg Shrug, my DOB isn’t exactly hard for folks to find. Everything else on the card isn’t my PII.
Apr 16, 2021 5:29 PM
Seriously though, @pgarg and I got lucky being on vacation in an area with vax availability when CA eligibility opened up. https://t.co/fnb…
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Apr 16, 2021 5:20 PM
What idiot called it "I got the first dose of my COVID-19 vaccination" instead of "jab, we met"? https://t.co/DXMNGasQLt
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Apr 16, 2021 4:00 PM
@arrdem I was very excited when I joined Twitter because I assumed "Pants" meant "Parallel Ant" or something like that.
Apr 16, 2021 3:49 PM
@arrdem ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *closes Twitter and returns to editing his Ant build.xml file*
Apr 16, 2021 3:43 PM
@arrdem ...then building your build tool on a completely different platform/runtime is a self-own IMO.
Apr 16, 2021 3:43 PM
@arrdem Writing it in Python for a start. Python is a wonderful language, don’t get me wrong, but if your primary targets are JVM languages…
Apr 15, 2021 10:50 PM
@stumpf Congrats Todd! What’s the new gig?
Apr 15, 2021 9:17 PM
@amdev Not at all! You are aviary good colleague.
Apr 15, 2021 9:14 PM
@amdev This pun should be ill-eagle.
Apr 15, 2021 8:37 PM
@amdev A sick tern?
Apr 15, 2021 8:29 PM
@AroundtheHorn @TonyReali @GlobeBobRyan Everyone except Bob needs to get more books ASAP. Get on our level! https://t.co/Tf3zyF73Lt
Apr 15, 2021 12:49 PM
@jayholler I am gonna be stoked to see those East coast birds in my TL, Jay. Get out there with a camera!
Apr 15, 2021 12:47 PM
What idiot called it "increasing service availability through a multi-cloud/hybrid-cloud strategy" instead of "heterogenous zones"?
Apr 15, 2021 4:46 AM
Apparently it is just me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/H0EJWhsI1r
Apr 15, 2021 4:35 AM
@doriantaylor wrecked exotics dot com
Apr 15, 2021 3:12 AM
1) new @dinosaurjr!!! 2) John is right. Everyone knows Lou never gets top billing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 3) This song is (like many Lou tracks) great.
Apr 15, 2021 3:09 AM
"new dinosaur jr single dropped twoish weeks ago...the A-side is Lou, which is weird" - @synecdotal https://t.co/j1b3pi6IDt
Apr 15, 2021 2:34 AM
Anyone else think @intel's oneAPI™ marketing bucket for *all the things* is, at best, annoying AF, and at worst, a confusing tech muddle?
Apr 15, 2021 1:04 AM
RT @rustlang: “We feel that Rust is now ready to join C as a practical language for implementing the kernel.” https://t.co/AdykVHnTLZ
Apr 14, 2021 10:41 PM
RT @JamesGleick: I don’t understand why this doesn’t get more attention. Serious damage to the whole planet is being caused by what will so…
Apr 14, 2021 6:35 PM
@mjduigou Indeed. Birds are both tiny dinosaurs and tremendous assholes.
Apr 14, 2021 6:17 PM
This northern mockingbird just rolled up to the VRBO that we are staying in to say hello. https://t.co/lcmiVAsOqO
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Apr 14, 2021 4:19 PM
@kdspaul @slyphon @wil @dmcg https://t.co/Z2IgUC4IDi
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Apr 14, 2021 3:24 PM
@superic @jayholler Good morning, Eric.
Apr 14, 2021 3:23 PM
@jayholler Good morning, Jay.
Apr 14, 2021 3:06 AM
@KarlRobillard1 Oh yeah! Intense stuff. https://t.co/gZVmbkR8KG
Apr 14, 2021 1:16 AM
@cupeepn @Twitter Congratulations!!!
Apr 14, 2021 12:30 AM
@headius @saranutter Charles, I am so sorry to hear that. All our love to you in this difficult time.
Apr 13, 2021 9:07 PM
RT @pgarg: .@kmlake was a *huge* part of why I wanted to join @stitchfix two years ago, and everything she has built is why I am still exci…
Apr 13, 2021 8:29 PM
RT @jack: 🇬🇭 Twitter is now present on the continent. Thank you Ghana and @NAkufoAddo. #TwitterGhana https://t.co/tt7KR3kvDg
Apr 13, 2021 7:33 PM
RT @jcp_org: The April 2021 JCP EC Meeting is today - we are meeting virtually all of 2021. Our next EC meeting is public - save the date f…
Apr 13, 2021 7:30 PM
RT @RecParkSF: Let’s be blunt: While SF is now in the orange tier, large gatherings still aren’t safe or legal. Roger Williams Meadow/Hippi…
Apr 13, 2021 4:20 PM
@MikeIsaac It’s a short, good read, but I’d go with his earlier "Cool Gray City of Love" which is longer and stronger.
Apr 13, 2021 4:13 PM
Finished vacation book 3 of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Great sketches of the City by one of its best narrators. https://t.co/ORsgOGhBH6
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Apr 13, 2021 9:53 AM
@skilldrick @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown @Octonauts ...but the supplementary text on some of the characters is an illegible mystery to me as w…
Apr 13, 2021 9:52 AM
@skilldrick @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown @Octonauts I *think* the symbols are each characters’s accessory/tool: Barnacles’s hat, Inkling’s boo…
Apr 13, 2021 3:40 AM
RT @ib2_real: Just to be clear.... No one should ever be shot at with a taser during a routine traffic stop either.
Apr 13, 2021 3:13 AM
While no longer (💔) a fan of "Octonauts" herself, 7yo @AahnaBrown drew the entire cast of 2yo @RadhikaBrown’s favorite show for her. https:…
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Apr 12, 2021 8:44 PM
RT @jonnysun: "accidentally used a gun instead of a taser" is not the defense you think it is
Apr 12, 2021 7:25 PM
RT @shaft: #DaunteWright deserved #dueprocess #GeorgeFloyd deserved #dueprocess #OscarGrant deserved #dueprocess #EricGarner deserved #duep…
Apr 12, 2021 3:13 PM
@NuttySwiss @splunk You are being observed.
Apr 11, 2021 10:46 PM
Watching the kids play while listening to the Hüsker Dü chapter of the audiobook version of @michaelazerrad’s "Our Band Could Be Your Life"…
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Apr 11, 2021 7:32 PM
Wrapped up vacation book 2 of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Neat riff on NYC by @nkjemisin. It’s a take with a...different...angle. https://t.co/b6kBpO8y0q
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Apr 11, 2021 5:30 AM
First vacation book is in the, uh, books. https://t.co/TnIaA0gWjd
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Apr 10, 2021 6:49 AM
@hipsterelectron Computers, despite all their faults, can be refreshingly simple and unambiguous in many aspects.
Apr 10, 2021 6:46 AM
@hipsterelectron I fuck that up on the regular. (see also its vs. it’s)
Apr 10, 2021 6:45 AM
@hipsterelectron My fave moment from an @improv team-building exercise years ago was @john_coomes suggesting "yes, and..." as the default f…
Apr 10, 2021 5:58 AM
Having had a CEO who’s first choice career-wise was improvisational comedy is a competitive advantage for any social network company.
Apr 10, 2021 4:14 AM
RT @tinynietzsche: what idiot called them goths instead of edgar allan poseurs?
Apr 10, 2021 4:08 AM
RT @tinynietzsche: we could be nihilists, just for one day
Apr 10, 2021 3:45 AM
@prtytbl @EMSL More or less. :-) 🙏🏻
Apr 10, 2021 2:54 AM
RT @pgarg: Actually we say that you are abso-fucking-lutely *impossible* to shop for.
Apr 9, 2021 11:47 PM
@chadwickh @EMSL https://t.co/g1ADBlTX1c
Apr 9, 2021 11:25 PM
And people say I’m hard to shop for... https://t.co/FMp6rKtyVM
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Apr 9, 2021 11:19 PM
@jayholler While the playful typography is nice I think it was a miss not to just call it a "Delavator".
Apr 9, 2021 5:38 AM
RT @jeffistyping: if you did the "twitter family tree" thing that's going around, you should probably revoke access to the app and report i…
Apr 9, 2021 5:22 AM
The two-year old was home most of this week. Took her to the park this AM so I could dial in to some meetings. GGP FTW! https://t.co/8yMlmr…
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Apr 9, 2021 4:49 AM
@ysr1729 ...and for completeness’s sake, here’s the 1991 Cypress Hill track sampled by Redman (in 1992) for the “time for some action” hook…
Apr 9, 2021 4:24 AM
@ysr1729 Some more context: https://t.co/GZyZzE9ing
Apr 9, 2021 4:21 AM
The original since-deleted Tweet (or deactivated account) of one of the best Tweets ever. (via @jeremymbarr) https://t.co/LrSZledyIp
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Apr 9, 2021 4:16 AM
RT @jeremymbarr: @igb https://t.co/IlgMbLeGoE
Apr 9, 2021 4:00 AM
@hipsterelectron No need to apologize, Danny. It was a legit response, funny, and I took it in good faith.
Apr 9, 2021 3:57 AM
@hipsterelectron Yep, I am definitely anti-NFT. https://t.co/vOOmjduBd8
Apr 9, 2021 3:51 AM
Anyway, if if anyone knows what the OG Biden/"Liquid Swords" Tweet is LMK.
Apr 9, 2021 3:51 AM
I mean, has @jonnysun taught us nothing?!?!?
Apr 9, 2021 3:51 AM
And we could avoid NFTs all together of @Twitter would invest in anti-plagiarism/pro-creative features.
Apr 9, 2021 3:51 AM
Finding the original of an oft-copied Tweet is possibly the only justification of NFTs that I can think of. https://t.co/9YiijoWhnZ
Apr 9, 2021 3:43 AM
@ysr1729 Strong Biden/"Liquid Swords"/90s hip-hop energy on this one. https://t.co/yvWJY3oInn
Apr 8, 2021 9:17 PM
@skilldrick @scottreuwho @rodhilton @BenLoggedOn @kourge https://t.co/mqPs2MnAE9
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Apr 8, 2021 8:10 PM
@richardrabbat I listen to the Benny Hill Theme Song during meetings🎶
Apr 8, 2021 7:12 PM
@rondoftw Squawk gulls.
Apr 8, 2021 4:40 PM
RT @jtannady: I'm from the island of Java, Indonesia. I am the Java Garbage Collector. https://t.co/R5kfKYfP6c
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Apr 8, 2021 5:18 AM
@pgarg @CGregoryBrown @danluu @dpkagrawal https://t.co/LnBlaoaN4L
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Apr 8, 2021 3:42 AM
@oihamza XML is the optimal format for storing data that needs to be readable by humans *and* machines.
Apr 8, 2021 3:02 AM
I believe the children are our future. For it is they who will lead the resistance against the robot police overlords. https://t.co/tQyjL5…
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Apr 8, 2021 2:52 AM
@seb_m Ohio has the best rest stops FWIW. Or at least they did ~2000.
Apr 8, 2021 2:50 AM
@seb_m Pennsylvania is infinity miles long.
Apr 8, 2021 2:49 AM
@seb_m The dunes near Gary are nice.
Apr 8, 2021 2:48 AM
@seb_m Strawberry Point, Iowa has the worlds largest fake strawberry.
Apr 7, 2021 9:01 PM
@CGregoryBrown @danluu @dpkagrawal Thanks Dad!
Apr 7, 2021 8:37 PM
Really great seeing everyone at the Twitter Hair Club for Men™ meeting this afternoon. https://t.co/8ZQtRczRTc
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Apr 7, 2021 4:49 PM
@teresa Happy Birthday Teresa!
Apr 7, 2021 4:47 PM
RT @micheal: Curious if there are any plans for TWTR to share how they do cost efficiency and chargeback across data center and multi-cloud…
Apr 7, 2021 4:30 AM
#Mesos made a lot of really great innovation possible. Check out this talk by @ysr1729 & @heyjoshua from MesosCon 2017. RIP @ApacheMesos. …
Apr 7, 2021 2:13 AM
@micheal The continuum as I see it: bare metal ⬇️ hypervisors/VMs ⬇️ Kubernetes-style containerized apps ⬇️ Aurora-style containerized pro…
Apr 7, 2021 2:03 AM
@micheal I still think that Aurora & Mesos were closer to the future of running hyperscale microservices than Kubernetes is today.
Apr 7, 2021 12:51 AM
RT @joshbloch: @AmyPearlman For the past 50 years, we software engineers have been free to reimplement each other's APIs. Eleven years ago…
Apr 7, 2021 12:46 AM
RT @errcraft: Microsoft: welcome back! You were a great community member in the mid 90's — which later took a sad & weird turn, but I trus…
Apr 6, 2021 11:41 PM
RT @JavaAtMicrosoft: Say hello to Microsoft Build of #OpenJDK! New Long-Term Support distribution of @OpenJDK for your @Java workloads, in…
Apr 6, 2021 6:47 PM
Ok, now let's do @DanScavino. https://t.co/3TfuWko6v7
Apr 6, 2021 5:25 PM
RT @networkjanitor: @igb Maybe a giant candence meeting once every quarter, and instead of “March Madness” we can keep the name but instead…
Apr 6, 2021 5:48 AM
Sports would be better without seasons and annual championships. Just track and report on a continuous running W/L record forever.
Apr 6, 2021 5:34 AM
RT @internetarchive: Q: Why did @InternetArchive create the @waybackmachine? Yahoo A: For moments like this.
Apr 6, 2021 4:58 AM
@jjinsf @coolgrey Penny Lane FTW!
Apr 6, 2021 4:20 AM
RT @paulnivin: Good ending to this saga from the Supreme Court today! I spent my college years developing & advocating for a free implement…
Apr 6, 2021 3:49 AM
@dens We never stop. Or at least we make it a social norm for a large percentage of the population. (including me)
Apr 6, 2021 3:46 AM
@heyjoshua Masks from here on out, right?
Apr 6, 2021 1:06 AM
RT @ReaderMeter: A Sabine's Gull—an arctic bird you'd never expect to see anywhere near the coast—showed up, injured, in the city. I saw it…
Apr 6, 2021 1:01 AM
@skilldrick I mean the Vegimals seem like pretty strong evidence that drugs are a key part of the show’s creative process.
Apr 6, 2021 12:57 AM
RT @skilldrick: Can’t believe there’s a Reefer Madness reference in this Octonauts book 😂 https://t.co/tbbCnIwf0j
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Apr 6, 2021 12:50 AM
RT @gctaylor: @igb @SFBART If an escalator fails in a BART station but nobody is there to ride it, has it truly failed? https://t.co/H8FyD3…
Apr 6, 2021 12:32 AM
@TonyReali @AroundtheHorn Gotta go with @SarahSpain on this one.
Apr 5, 2021 10:49 PM
@jayholler @lara_hogan Sure Jay. Sure. https://t.co/nWsnLkoaJ9
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Apr 5, 2021 10:42 PM
Nice work @jayholler! https://t.co/21EFwIBLzx
Apr 5, 2021 10:16 PM
Never change, BART escalators. Never change. https://t.co/eAiM25yn3h
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Apr 5, 2021 9:33 PM
RT @timoreilly: Lessons from history that must be applied by @POTUS and his team to make sure that the American Rescue Plan succeeds. @Bil…
Apr 5, 2021 7:41 PM
@javawithjiva @mokomull @eric_b_wood Seriously. It even varies by org within a company.
Apr 5, 2021 6:38 PM
@mokomull @eric_b_wood "A product manager, a program manager, and a project manager walk into a bar..."
Apr 5, 2021 6:36 PM
@mokomull @eric_b_wood "What's the deal with JIRA anyway?"
Apr 5, 2021 6:00 PM
It was good hanging out with you this morning, @SFBART. It’s been awhile. https://t.co/rVIK8tXzTB
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Apr 5, 2021 2:38 PM
RT @charles_duan: Wow--SCOTUS doesn't just rule in favor of Google in @googlevoracle, but says that API reimplementation is fair use *as a…
Apr 5, 2021 2:37 PM
RT @verge: Breaking: Supreme Court sides with Google in Oracle’s API copyright case https://t.co/WvqYOVcXA5 https://t.co/kRokFGAGot
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Apr 5, 2021 2:30 PM
@Scojo100 @bgurley Yes.
Apr 5, 2021 5:33 AM
@MdMmiah @bgurley The Caro books are def part of my imaginary "Management 101" syllabus.
Apr 5, 2021 4:59 AM
@bgurley Also, to be fair, Caro’s work is less about government and more about power in general. Same patterns exist in private enterprise …
Apr 5, 2021 4:55 AM
@bgurley Read "The Power Broker" ASAP. A more condensed portrait of power and character. But yes, carry on with the LBJ books!
Apr 5, 2021 12:14 AM
RT @porglezomp: he went to the king with a chessboard and said "put one transistor on the first square, and then every 18 months put twice…
Apr 4, 2021 11:29 PM
Seriously though, we had a fun walk in the park today with the grandparents. Spotted a few birds too! https://t.co/oN8lNCoVre
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Apr 4, 2021 9:24 PM
RT @kenshirriff: I've been VAX-inated! https://t.co/cXH1lqD4FE
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Apr 4, 2021 8:29 PM
WTF! One minute I’m cleaning out the back of an old wardrobe and the next minute I’m here in the middle of the woods! https://t.co/zC0IUHNy…
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Apr 4, 2021 4:35 PM
RT @RecParkSF: Today we celebrate 151 years of Golden Gate Park. This past year the iconic park has enveloped and embraced San Franciscans,…
Apr 4, 2021 3:43 PM
@jeffrizzo Thanks for sharing Jeff. Excited to start the week tomorrow with this top-of-mind.
Apr 4, 2021 1:02 AM
@seldo @heyjovo Congratulations!
Apr 3, 2021 10:32 PM
@Sharat_Chander Amen! Can’t wait for #LavaOne 2022!
Apr 3, 2021 2:40 PM
Looks like the GOP is now...*checks notes*...anti-baseball. https://t.co/JogD8nQMXZ
Apr 3, 2021 8:36 AM
@zkiehl @vinucharanya Happy birthday Zac!
Apr 2, 2021 1:25 PM
RT @michaelazerrad: In honor of Jazz Appreciation Month, I hereby declare Jazz Appreciation Month Appreciation Month.
Apr 2, 2021 4:25 AM
@NuttySwiss @superic Same spot 14 years ago. https://t.co/7ru3CAohyT
Apr 2, 2021 3:57 AM
@NuttySwiss Sharp Park Road?
Apr 2, 2021 3:46 AM
@bandarji Right.
Apr 2, 2021 3:45 AM
@bandarji Oh.
Apr 2, 2021 3:45 AM
@bandarji Congrats!!!
Apr 2, 2021 2:52 AM
@DaveZobel Can you elaborate on that? Will it make me sad? Happy? Nostalgic for what has never truly been?
Apr 2, 2021 2:06 AM
RT @cwarzel: big evening for app based digital payments
Apr 2, 2021 2:00 AM
"The Times has reviewed receipts from Cash App..." 👀 https://t.co/pNylyQ1K89
Apr 2, 2021 1:49 AM
@emilyst Same same.
Apr 1, 2021 9:34 PM
@RaymondAtWork Lindamar in Pacifica.
Apr 1, 2021 9:34 PM
April is the cruelest month, and the 1st it’s cruelest day. https://t.co/XsiB776GUI
Apr 1, 2021 8:29 PM
RT @__lucab: @Gleesonmg214 @rosemartinweiss @JoannaG Please consider renaming the career one: https://t.co/8nojqwOjBt
Apr 1, 2021 8:02 PM
Small but fun "lunch break" on a sunny day. https://t.co/UOjqSa5xeS
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Apr 1, 2021 2:38 PM
RT @MobyLives: John le Carré, master chronicler of hidden identity and "the great embodiment and chronicler of Englishness," ended life wit…
Apr 1, 2021 2:32 PM
@peterseibel @raffi @TomPerez Congrats on a job well done!
Apr 1, 2021 6:13 AM
RT @prtytbl: @igb see SEE!!!! YOURE THE KING what idiot called it ian brown and not ian crown
Apr 1, 2021 6:12 AM
@thekevincrane @TwitterSpaces @QuinnyPig @bequinning @bcantrill Nope. Just adjacent in a @TwitterSpaces list. Orders by people you follow A…
Apr 1, 2021 5:58 AM
RT @AroundtheHorn: .@minakimes uses her FaceTime to highlight International #TransDayOfVisibility https://t.co/ZxrbZ0ecKt
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Apr 1, 2021 5:53 AM
@c0ngwang All managers are cops. I’m just the cool cop. https://t.co/PI2OrnCpjX
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Apr 1, 2021 5:47 AM
@doriantaylor Same.
Apr 1, 2021 5:43 AM
My lawyers would like me to inform you all that I am not, and never have been, a lawyer.
Apr 1, 2021 5:33 AM
@gpapilion Ephemeral improv podcasts FTW!
Apr 1, 2021 5:30 AM
IANAL (I AM NOW A LAWYER)
Apr 1, 2021 4:44 AM
@richardrabbat ‘tis the season
Apr 1, 2021 4:40 AM
Weird. This was actually an interesting feature/eavesdrop. Starting to think this whole @TwitterSpaces thing may have legs...or, uh, ears. …
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Apr 1, 2021 3:44 AM
RT @COMMUNITY_DOT_O: Closing out Women's History month, introducing a new Women in Compilers and Tools meetup series! https://t.co/xmVeaJzu…
Apr 1, 2021 3:42 AM
RT @jubitaneja: This is so exciting!! Women in Compilers & Tools Meetup series is starting next month. 🎉
Apr 1, 2021 3:15 AM
What idiot called it the "Twitter Engineering Technical Ladder" instead of "Career Pigeon"?
Apr 1, 2021 2:32 AM
RT @philipglass: Moondog https://t.co/iuODaBzzjh
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Apr 1, 2021 1:22 AM
@cmort @ktopenn I can probably get you on the flow team and hook you up with some stickers.
Apr 1, 2021 1:17 AM
@cmort @ktopenn You have to be really really good at using Twitter and then they give you one. https://t.co/KePTOjTNn1