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Sep 30, 2021 10:58 PM
RT @wongmjane: A platform where you pay people to burn coal and film it and you get the video footage in return
Sep 30, 2021 9:23 PM
Took a walk between meetings and hung out with this goldfinch. https://t.co/j4mrXQs8L7
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Sep 30, 2021 4:41 PM
Current WFC (working from car) status. https://t.co/RA9bEDUbDM
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Sep 30, 2021 4:33 PM
@jayholler Built To Spill - Live
Sep 30, 2021 2:01 PM
@DrJorts The nice part about Slack is that if you aren't in the right channel you never even know about the things.
Sep 30, 2021 5:24 AM
RT @NYTimesWordplay: Hey #HiveMind! We're trying to make our games experience better for our solvers, like you. So if you play the Spelling…
Sep 30, 2021 5:16 AM
RT @COMMUNITY_DOT_O: The next Women in Compilers and Tools virtual meetup is tomorrow! It will feature Teresa Johnson. She will be discussi…
Sep 30, 2021 4:09 AM
@micheal Or, if we are being fair, Cruise Control?
Sep 30, 2021 4:08 AM
@micheal Wouldn't Hudson have a stronger claim to the "OG" title?
Sep 30, 2021 3:38 AM
@thingskatedid Strong hire.
Sep 30, 2021 3:30 AM
RT @QuinnyPig: When you screw up the @awscloud bill royally, you do have options. https://t.co/STVs6h1rU8
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Sep 30, 2021 2:58 AM
"When you're a Jet You're a Jet all the way From your first cigarette To your last dyin' day" Thanks for the #KaOS swag @javawithjiva! htt…
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Sep 30, 2021 2:08 AM
* Our lawyer has asked us to state for the record that you should, in no way, ever trust us.
Sep 30, 2021 2:08 AM
Good news everyone! Tomorrow’s @jayholler & @igb "show" has been cancelled! It’s for the best. Trust us.*
Sep 30, 2021 1:56 AM
@robmalchow https://t.co/zVQAxcaZUb MF Doom vs. MC Paul Barman (Beats by Prince Paul)
Sep 30, 2021 1:47 AM
RT @AliciaTrost: @igb We made sure their uniforms were very different so they can be easily flagged down. As soon as we get the uniforms fo…
Sep 30, 2021 1:39 AM
RT @AliciaTrost: @igb If you use text BART police or the BART Watch app you can request an ambassador but they are more proactive and dont…
Sep 30, 2021 1:39 AM
RT @AliciaTrost: OPEN BATHROOMS COMING TO POWELL ST. BART!!!!!! For the pics or it doesn’t exist crowd. Likely timing is early next year.
Sep 29, 2021 9:15 PM
@katienolan Hey Katie, thanks for creating & sharing some awesome podcasts and being an awesome host & producer on some great shows.
Sep 29, 2021 1:58 PM
RT @TheBirdist: Was an honor to interview pro skateboarder Dave Mull, the coolest birder on the planet. Please read all the way through to…
Sep 29, 2021 1:52 PM
Not exactly revelatory if you’ve been spending too much time doomscrolling on Twitter for the last decade, but it is an interesting read. h…
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Sep 29, 2021 4:26 AM
"Stop, collaborate, and listen." - Robert Van Winkle Sage advice from an industry veteran that every manager and IC should take to heart.
Sep 29, 2021 2:12 AM
@secretasianman I too would like to read about this drama. where can I do so?
Sep 29, 2021 2:06 AM
@AliciaTrost @SFBART How do I notify or signal BART ambassadors and not notify or signal BART police?
Sep 29, 2021 1:56 AM
RT @hmason: Hi friendly nerds! Love working on hard technical problems for a ✨magical✨ product with a great (fully remote) team? We're hiri…
Sep 29, 2021 1:54 AM
RT @anildash: A very reasonable starting point for policy would be zero new miles of highways as a goal. We should start by being pavement…
Sep 29, 2021 1:50 AM
@biz But the chapter with a personified blockchain and the following just-so cryptocurrency narrative didn’t land with me.
Sep 29, 2021 1:47 AM
@biz …and the shock value of the climate crises depicted throughout the book is still front of mind for me.
Sep 29, 2021 1:44 AM
@biz Oh, don’t get me wrong, I thought it was a great catalog of a number of possible options…
Sep 28, 2021 7:49 PM
RT @tobi: Here is a great video that explains how it works: https://t.co/0gvoNtLfv1 and a writeup here: https://t.co/bwnsz4Ce6Y we will pub…
Sep 28, 2021 6:45 PM
the meatverse > the metaverse
Sep 28, 2021 4:44 PM
@debsYJhill I found it a couple blocks away.
Sep 28, 2021 4:42 PM
Hah! Found it! Not too far from the end of the run thank god. 🥵 https://t.co/O94ZrhfoGY
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Sep 28, 2021 4:35 PM
Got back from this morning’s run and realized I’m lost an AirPod along the way. :-(
Sep 28, 2021 3:37 PM
@44 You can do this for regular working days too.
Sep 28, 2021 12:44 PM
RT @thoward37: @igb @TwitterEng My kids still watch vines... As best-of compilation videos on YouTube. Which is crazy to me because they d…
Sep 28, 2021 5:26 AM
Anyway. https://t.co/db9Ezhf7fh
Sep 28, 2021 5:24 AM
As new parents it was an awesome way to distract/occupy @AahnaBrown when she was still a baby. https://t.co/YxawVkV14t
Sep 28, 2021 5:24 AM
It wasn’t a social network. It was just a curated collection of kid-friendly Vines bundled in an app.
Sep 28, 2021 5:24 AM
"Vine For Kids" was an amazing (and safe!) iOS app that came out of a @TwitterEng #Hackweek. So much missed opportunity. So sad. https://t…
Sep 27, 2021 10:00 PM
RT @sfchronicle: Dangerous conditions prompt hazard warning that will take effect at 11 p.m. Monday and last through 11 p.m. Tuesday. The…
Sep 27, 2021 5:51 PM
@wilshipley Wow! Congrats!!!
Sep 27, 2021 5:23 PM
@micheal /cc:@LeoBenvin
Sep 27, 2021 5:23 PM
@micheal Don’t you own one of those?
Sep 27, 2021 5:17 PM
Current AM run status. https://t.co/FLNj3ecqe7
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Sep 27, 2021 4:20 PM
TFW you find out today is a company-wide day of rest. https://t.co/gkQVBWSzuQ
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Sep 27, 2021 4:04 PM
@BillyKorando https://t.co/tPWEX9DWoN
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Sep 27, 2021 4:13 AM
@0x26d Check out La Grande Arche.
Sep 27, 2021 3:50 AM
If you’re a manager, remember, empathy isn’t only how you come across in 1:1s, it’s how you show up & represent people behind the scenes.
Sep 27, 2021 2:20 AM
RT @alanbato: 🚆🏙️🌌 https://t.co/VpyDhIm1UE
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Sep 26, 2021 9:55 PM
@javawithjiva Oh, it does indeed. I just don't use homebrew.
Sep 26, 2021 4:31 PM
@heyjoshua @jayholler @hat_matter Everything is a remix.
Sep 26, 2021 3:00 PM
Ah, finally got my Emacs compiled and running on my M1 MacBook Pro.
Sep 26, 2021 2:28 PM
RT @MikeIsaac: a recently placed profile that was supposed to burnish a company's image has instead stirred feelings up among employees and…
Sep 26, 2021 1:43 PM
@artificialnix Congratulations!!!
Sep 26, 2021 4:33 AM
@satanjeev @wholemilklatte oh I know
Sep 26, 2021 4:32 AM
@satanjeev The Mule (2016) https://t.co/VDsOuuazW8
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Sep 26, 2021 4:19 AM
@wholemilklatte Yeah, one other Bernal confirmation as well.
Sep 26, 2021 3:46 AM
That was a couple of big booms. Anyone else in the Glen Park/Excelsior/etc. hear those?
Sep 25, 2021 5:05 PM
@argyris Paging @synecdotal
Sep 25, 2021 4:49 PM
@dordogh Yep. https://t.co/lsXpjL6E1e
Sep 25, 2021 3:09 PM
@RealMikeWilbon @PTI I have listened to so many hours of the show (as a podcast) over the years. Thanks for all fun and insight!
Sep 25, 2021 2:53 PM
@gsuberland Have you seen "Heist"? https://t.co/UKJswebt2G
Sep 25, 2021 1:03 PM
What are we even doing? https://t.co/ZEjbBkQyaP
Sep 25, 2021 5:02 AM
@synecdotal @nvgrw the best part of living in SF is the probability of running into pro-skater legends at the local coffee shop and/or taqu…
Sep 25, 2021 4:52 AM
@synecdotal @nvgrw as long as you don’t push mongo it’s cool
Sep 25, 2021 3:23 AM
@guypbenson Why the fuck would you be proud of helping counter-program climate change awareness?
Sep 25, 2021 3:17 AM
All @TwitterSpaces should start with 15-minute silent pre-read.
Sep 25, 2021 3:16 AM
@amdev This is the inspo for my next Tweet.
Sep 25, 2021 3:11 AM
@arrdem @mokomull Strong hair game Matt. 🙌🏻
Sep 25, 2021 3:02 AM
RT @srw: Slack is great and all, but please bring back falquora and tea time questions.
Sep 25, 2021 1:46 AM
@bobbins If you do that it sits flush against the wall and looks great. But drywall hacking and electrical munging is required.
Sep 25, 2021 1:44 AM
@bobbins But you can mount that in a media box behind the frame so there are no wires, etc. https://t.co/HqXMdYM75k
Sep 25, 2021 1:43 AM
@bobbins One big caveat is the Frame is just a display, and there is a media unit that attaches to it that drives the display.
Sep 25, 2021 1:39 AM
@bobbins It’s pretty nice. The software is pretty annoying and buggy, but it’s pretty.
Sep 24, 2021 9:17 PM
@msilver I'm excited to see how this thread progresses.
Sep 24, 2021 8:06 PM
RT @ryanjodonnell: @igb we have it built into Cleary!
Sep 24, 2021 5:43 PM
@TheGerardTaylor 6’1”
Sep 24, 2021 5:26 PM
@adam_messinger @herval @gasca The short film of based of this story is quite wonderful: https://t.co/pGIW0PIpej
Sep 24, 2021 5:14 PM
@44 Communicate fearlessly *to build trust*. (emphasis mine)
Sep 24, 2021 5:07 PM
Now might be a good time to bring back Falquora.
Sep 24, 2021 2:05 PM
@jayholler I wish to do this and keep the money.
Sep 24, 2021 4:57 AM
@DanScavino https://t.co/aB4jzMWKov https://t.co/YOxGwXqwta
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Sep 24, 2021 4:48 AM
"Records indicate that @DanScavino was tweeting messages from the White House on Jan. 6, according to the panel."
Sep 24, 2021 4:48 AM
"@DanScavino promoted the Jan. 6 March for Trump on @Twitter, encouraging people to 'be a part of history.'"
Sep 24, 2021 4:48 AM
"...and met with Mr. Trump on Jan. 5 to discuss how to persuade members of Congress not to certify the election for President Biden."
Sep 24, 2021 4:48 AM
"@DanScavino was in contact with Mr. Trump and others who planned the rallies that preceded the violence of Jan. 6..."
Sep 24, 2021 4:48 AM
"The subpoenas, the first the panel has issued, seek information from...@DanScavino, who was a deputy chief of staff..." https://t.co/m5nJ…
Sep 24, 2021 3:06 AM
@kpk >> obviously with the sound off Have you tried headphones?
Sep 24, 2021 1:07 AM
@sayrer I’ve been getting into intermittent fasting and cryptocurrencies so it’s pretty much satori 24/7 these days.
Sep 23, 2021 9:22 PM
@mistermocha I really should have. It was a booze delivery actually. 😂
Sep 23, 2021 7:55 PM
It feels good to see someone leaving a job they don't want to work at anymore. Good luck with whatever is next, Mike!
Sep 23, 2021 7:55 PM
I told him that was awesome and congratulations (he was pretty stoked about it) and that I would Tweet about it.
Sep 23, 2021 7:55 PM
Just got a delivery via FedEx. As I signed, the driver, Mike, said: "Just wanted to let you know this is my last delivery for FedEx ever."
Sep 23, 2021 7:20 PM
RT @psharpe: Your 12x12 garage floor tiles come in multiple colors, you say? https://t.co/CPaRoYQwTL
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Sep 23, 2021 5:41 PM
Haha…hell yeah @jayholler let’s get paid!!! #bitcoin 🤑💰💵💸💴💶 https://t.co/x9oqXJsyx4
Sep 23, 2021 4:50 PM
RT @Foone: Scam website hacked, replaced with different scam https://t.co/5MI6bw3rV4
Sep 23, 2021 4:44 PM
Got to hang out with @IanDBird during the show this AM, which was cool. Notably absent were @enbnt and @ndwns. 👀
Sep 23, 2021 4:38 PM
@AppleSupport @micheal I am very curious to see the resolution of this...my bet is it's the Google Docs client or GCal. 🤔
Sep 23, 2021 4:20 PM
RT @celoo: This Friday 11:00AM (Chile/Brazil, or 10AM EST) I'll be with @stuartwshulman (from @discovertext) and other awesome colleagues d…
Sep 23, 2021 2:57 PM
It’s too late to turn back now. (I really wish we’d turned back earlier.) https://t.co/cDpuJh18gX
Sep 23, 2021 2:44 PM
@BillyKorando @Sharat_Chander The dude is in a different league, Twitter-wise.
Sep 23, 2021 2:41 PM
@AmroMousa I mean, the approach so far is really great, IMO. But would be, I think, a big win fir everyone.
Sep 23, 2021 2:40 PM
@AmroMousa Sabbaticals are a much-needed feature of our current employer’s approach to PTO.
Sep 23, 2021 2:37 PM
RT @SFBART: There is a confirmed fatality involving a person on the tracks at the Richmond stations. This service advisory provides the la…
Sep 23, 2021 5:38 AM
@Photoshop👀 https://t.co/b7ikvklt5R
Sep 23, 2021 5:37 AM
RT @igb: Renting software sucks.
Sep 23, 2021 5:26 AM
@jeremycole Always.
Sep 23, 2021 4:52 AM
RT @apenwarr: The orange dot is a billionaire and the backtrace is their autobiography explaining how you can be successful just like them.…
Sep 23, 2021 4:23 AM
@doriantaylor This time it's personal!
Sep 23, 2021 4:06 AM
Anyone out there get emacs built from source on an M1 *without* using homebrew at any stage?
Sep 23, 2021 3:09 AM
RT @varcharr: Teach me something about Linux.
Sep 23, 2021 3:09 AM
@varcharr @kaoudis You can combine pushd & cd in order to keep a history of locations as you move about your computer. https://t.co/Xjo88da…
Sep 23, 2021 1:46 AM
@javawithjiva Happy anniversary!!!
Sep 22, 2021 11:40 PM
@javawithjiva @jayholler Look, just fill out the estimated Q3 LOE and we’ll be able to make you a speaker.
Sep 22, 2021 11:37 PM
RT @bcantrill: Defibrillation, but for portfolio companies
Sep 22, 2021 11:37 PM
Welp, looks like I should get a head start on this evening’s school pickup. https://t.co/SYJ032LFae
Sep 22, 2021 9:12 PM
RT @heatherGrey_: renamed pager duty in my contacts so now at least I stay hydrated https://t.co/TGMP5GFab4
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Sep 22, 2021 7:29 PM
@sacca I dunno, "Serenade" is a pretty sweet song. I could prolly listen to it a few thousand times without getting sick of it.
Sep 22, 2021 5:07 PM
RT @andreitr: hey @Twitter, I think you can do a better job embracing the art community. In addition to @TwitterMusic and @TwitterSports we…
Sep 22, 2021 3:53 PM
.@jayholler is too embarrassed to promote this week’s show. And he should be. It’s an unpleasant experience for hosts & audience alike. …
Sep 22, 2021 1:27 PM
RT @JahHills: I’ve always been intrigued by the early years of @TheMagFields in Boston/Cambridge in the early 90′s. The sad passing of thei…
Sep 22, 2021 1:20 PM
RT @doriantaylor: brave sir robin
Sep 22, 2021 5:50 AM
@SheaSerrano Combined with a beanie this an unstoppable and essential accessory.
Sep 22, 2021 5:48 AM
RT @QuinnyPig: It’s under-appreciated that choosing a cloud provider is betting not only your job, but your entire company’s well-being on…
Sep 22, 2021 5:41 AM
RT @jahorne: Buses should get priority over all cars all the time. Period.
Sep 22, 2021 4:13 AM
@Larakate In fact we often do the opposite. #Bitcoin
Sep 22, 2021 3:17 AM
@karaswisher Always here for a Barksdale-ism.
Sep 22, 2021 12:44 AM
This heat required an emergency stop for ice cream on the way home from school. https://t.co/1VtpGgj8Ui
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Sep 21, 2021 10:44 PM
RT @lourdesgnavarro: It’s been almost 5 years on @NPRWeekend doing the puzzle with #WillShortz and tonight we meet for the first time! 🧩🧩🧩…
Sep 21, 2021 10:30 PM
RT @Foone: I realized, the moment I fell into the fissure, that the book would not be destroyed as I had planned. It continued falling into…
Sep 21, 2021 9:05 PM
Exciting to see the mouse over tooltip displays in Twitter Web! Awesome work @TwitterA11y & web folks! https://t.co/u8kyaIYRrF
Sep 21, 2021 8:28 PM
RT @jefposk: @wongmjane @igb I like the idea of alt text. I have no idea how to add it, or how to view it on photos where it has been added…
Sep 21, 2021 8:26 PM
My next-door neighbor’s nice-weather WFH game is next level. https://t.co/QOtIXZI97M
Sep 21, 2021 8:23 PM
RT @JoshuaOgundu: Accessibility> https://t.co/kVbaaB4r4c
Sep 21, 2021 8:23 PM
RT @wongmjane: Twitter is working on the option to remind people to add alt text to images before Tweeting in case they’re missing (alt te…
Sep 21, 2021 4:43 PM
Amazing. It should go without saying: watch until the end! https://t.co/M0lP1PwYpX
Sep 21, 2021 4:22 PM
RT @electrolemon: (upload takin a while be cool my babies)
Sep 21, 2021 4:13 PM
RT @adam_messinger: A friend just got a Find My notification from Apple saying their phone, stolen 2 weeks ago in Napa, had been located in…
Sep 21, 2021 4:08 PM
RT @TaliaRinger: One thing that's hard and fun about programming languages as a field is that by the time we give programmers a better way…
Sep 21, 2021 3:48 PM
Fare evasion and turnstile hopping is a big part of being an urban parent. https://t.co/MpEemUTKj1
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Sep 21, 2021 4:56 AM
RT @textfiles: Geeks Mania Arcade in Madison WI is definitely the Real Deal. https://t.co/fbKQKjSwhH
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Sep 21, 2021 4:48 AM
RT @JILD: 😍 https://t.co/idmRVVDv5m
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Sep 21, 2021 4:17 AM
RT @sandyearley: No one lies more than a Mom who says “well see” cause we ain’t about to see nothin.
Sep 21, 2021 4:17 AM
.@TwitterSpaces should hire a producer from @Radiolab as a PM.
Sep 21, 2021 3:59 AM
RT @techwontsaveus: The narrative that crypto is about challenging existing corporate and state power structures is constantly undermined b…
Sep 21, 2021 3:58 AM
RT @blackintheempir: People are still being evicted, we still have a $7.25 min wage, they're still fracking, still no real student debt rel…
Sep 21, 2021 3:29 AM
‘Tis the season. https://t.co/V3KEC3mtw5
Sep 20, 2021 5:19 PM
RT @jefposk: This would be good on the back of a t-shirt. https://t.co/NuHLRv8tp6
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Sep 20, 2021 4:52 PM
Check out this talk by @flaviusbraz for some of the Graal JIT optimizations the #TwitterVMTeam worked on: https://t.co/kMUyC7BoGx
Sep 20, 2021 4:46 PM
Nice to hear @shelajev reference some of the Graal JIT work by the #TwitterVMTeam in this #airhacks podcast episode. https://t.co/6cdoYymjwP
Sep 20, 2021 2:05 AM
@harper Sort of. While real, he is not actually a person, but is actually the projected human avatar of Peter Coyote’s voice.
Sep 20, 2021 1:58 AM
RT @SheaSerrano: SOME NFL EXECUTIVE: hey what’s the one thing that everyone who watches football games likes SOME OTHER NFL EXECUTIVE: umm…
Sep 20, 2021 1:52 AM
Hey @stitchfix, I got your 2022 product roadmap right here: https://t.co/XE12uVWlxl
Sep 20, 2021 12:28 AM
RT @RebeccaH2030: The Hooded Pitohui is the first scientifically documented poisonous bird. Its feathers give off a neurotoxin called homob…
Sep 19, 2021 8:47 PM
SF continues to degrade. https://t.co/pQRcc2LKI8
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Sep 19, 2021 3:00 PM
RT @mattetti: Shower thought: now that most folks in the US want to work more from outside of the office, how about we invest in modernizin…
Sep 19, 2021 4:13 AM
It was a pretty fun hike. https://t.co/Ag7uNq0kNL
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Sep 19, 2021 3:54 AM
@DanScavino Promoting Icelandic websites that shit on American values is a very #MAGA thing to do I guess. 🇮🇸^H 🇺🇸
Sep 19, 2021 3:52 AM
@DanScavino Hey Dan, just an FYI that the address of the registrant of "https://t.co/A1Mf7tTpMl" is Kalkofnsvegur 2, Reykjavik, Capital Re…
Sep 19, 2021 2:25 AM
@__lucab @__koyaanisqatsi @ianisqatsibot @roxietheater @RadhikaBrown @philipglass @SFBART Oh yeah.
Sep 19, 2021 2:22 AM
@DanScavino Delete your account you dollar-store Goebbels.
Sep 19, 2021 2:20 AM
RT @roxietheater: “STILL ENRAPTURES AND CONFOUNDS! David Lynch’s BLUE VELVET has lost none of its power to derange, terrify, and exhilarate…
Sep 19, 2021 2:16 AM
@GrandpaBitcoin @__lucab @__koyaanisqatsi @ianisqatsibot @roxietheater @RadhikaBrown @philipglass There’s a global pandemic going on right …
Sep 19, 2021 2:11 AM
@__lucab @__koyaanisqatsi @ianisqatsibot @roxietheater @RadhikaBrown @philipglass 16th and Valencia at the @roxietheater
Sep 19, 2021 1:04 AM
@BillyKorando @kc_dc @briseidahansen What!!!??? Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 19, 2021 1:03 AM
I’m not ready to go back to movie theaters IRL yet, but this is pretty tempting. /cc: @__lucab, @__koyaanisqatsi, and @ianisqatsibot http…
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Sep 18, 2021 11:12 PM
Pelicans, great egrets, turkey vultures...Don Edwards National Wildlife Refuge? More like Don ETOOMANYBIRDS National Wildlife Refuge right?…
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Sep 18, 2021 8:52 PM
@Zeke_Cao Pretty sure I bought whippets from this dog in the parking lot of the Meadowlands back in 1998.
Sep 18, 2021 2:17 PM
@MusicProducerPK You too Kamal!
Sep 18, 2021 1:50 PM
@hipsterelectron @jayholler Don’t worry, all of the oceans are going to be getting much closer to all of us over the next decade.
Sep 18, 2021 11:43 AM
RT @IanDBird: Bribery is the only form of parenting that actually works
Sep 18, 2021 11:39 AM
Drank some coffee and chatted with folks in Karachi, Chandigarh, and Massachusetts about distributed systems, FOSS, and #Bitcoin https://t.…
Sep 18, 2021 10:45 AM
Insomnia, but make it social! https://t.co/H7FINbiVZG
Sep 18, 2021 10:26 AM
@jayholler @SFBART Pretty sure @javawithjiva has Q4 swag budget that could pay for it.
Sep 18, 2021 3:07 AM
@paulg I guess you gotta pick a side, Paul.
Sep 17, 2021 7:39 PM
At least @workday is still up.
Sep 17, 2021 4:47 PM
@franckcuny What are you showing @robmalchow on the screen?
Sep 17, 2021 1:27 PM
Increased velocity is good but I've yet to see a big #JVM/Java org keep up with the 3yr LTS cadence let alone this proposed(?) 2yr cadence.…
Sep 17, 2021 12:52 PM
RT @rkennke: "Everyone else: pauses are bad, we can’t have garbage collection. Java: pauses are bad, let’s make the garbage collector bett…
Sep 17, 2021 5:14 AM
@satanjeev @djpardis @doriantaylor @F6x @alypavs #OnWisconsin
Sep 17, 2021 4:55 AM
@satanjeev @djpardis @doriantaylor @F6x I 100% learned this by following @F6x.
Sep 17, 2021 4:53 AM
I mean, sure, there’s a vector for abuse, kickbacks, etc. but would be pretty good perk for Tweeps if we had a budget for Spaces tix, no?
Sep 17, 2021 4:53 AM
Hey @boo, @kayvz, or @jack…can we expense @TwitterSpaces tickets? https://t.co/HufvFjELd9
Sep 17, 2021 3:51 AM
@djpardis @doriantaylor The verb is "tweet" obv.
Sep 17, 2021 3:51 AM
@djpardis @doriantaylor There is actually a style guide entry that specifies that "Tweet" is the expected capitalization for the noun.
Sep 17, 2021 3:34 AM
Just kidding. I *do* know who needs to hear this. Hi haters! 👋 https://t.co/WKA4mOm4OY
Sep 17, 2021 3:31 AM
RT @hknightsf: BREAKING: Bye, single family zoning in California. Governor Gavin Newsom has signed SB9, making duplexes legal on any lot zo…
Sep 17, 2021 3:30 AM
@jayholler @superic @TwitterSpaces #FreeJayHoller
Sep 17, 2021 12:01 AM
@jayholler @bunnyholler *files DMCA takedown request*
Sep 16, 2021 6:56 PM
https://t.co/71hHY1If96 https://t.co/g2AFNWmZ7u
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Sep 16, 2021 6:22 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s OK to like my Tweets even if you don’t like *me*.
Sep 16, 2021 1:29 PM
@jayholler Also it’s at 8am PT.
Sep 16, 2021 1:28 PM
@jayholler One can only hope so Jay.
Sep 16, 2021 11:48 AM
@44 Wouldn’t voronoi tessellations be a more accurate way of representing this kind of data? https://t.co/Y82vGi8a42
Sep 16, 2021 11:30 AM
RT @editingemily: It is so much easier to promote talent than face them as a competitor.
Sep 16, 2021 4:42 AM
This is a pretty awesome thread: https://t.co/65edlHF2xG
Sep 16, 2021 4:41 AM
RT @benmvp: I recently had to build this SVG gradient loading spinner. It isn't a solid color but has an opacity gradient from 100% to 0%…
Sep 16, 2021 12:36 AM
What idiot called it "Twitter’s dogfood app" instead of "Hardly Strictly Bluebird"?
Sep 16, 2021 12:04 AM
@msilver Stuff like this is why I fucking love meetings.
Sep 15, 2021 11:56 PM
Steer into the skid with @jayholler and I as we take a bad situation of our own creation and make it so much worse. https://t.co/iZj99728r1
Sep 15, 2021 11:40 PM
@matasar @lenazun @jakedonham They are very good IMO and well worth whatever confusion and/or distress the existence of Clamato may cause m…
Sep 15, 2021 11:30 PM
Woah. :-( https://t.co/ParxDTqHR1
Sep 15, 2021 11:29 PM
RT @CALFIRECZU: HAPPENING NOW: A recovery is underway at Devils Slide, just north of Tom Lantos Tunnel. Witnesses say a vehicle went over t…
Sep 15, 2021 8:50 PM
RT @rbranson: the quarterly planning model where everyone stops and pretends to plans an entire quarter of work all at the same time is one…
Sep 15, 2021 8:38 PM
The annotated universe of AR seems infinitely more compelling then the metaverse of VR.
Sep 15, 2021 8:33 PM
@Phonz @Twitter Blockchain is a putative solution that still hasn’t found a real problem to solve.
Sep 15, 2021 6:38 PM
California basically spent $276MM just so we could all watch performative acts of cruelty by the Governor against the homeless.
Sep 15, 2021 6:21 PM
I still can’t believe we had to give up Glitch just so that we could have Slack.
Sep 15, 2021 6:14 PM
@baroquebobcat This seems like it could work. @lahosken suggested a similar approach: https://t.co/48byQlWQM7
Sep 15, 2021 5:49 PM
@kdspaul I do that first thing in the morning and it leaves me feeling refreshed, focused, and energized with a sense of purpose.
Sep 15, 2021 4:57 PM
RT @npilch: Hear hear. Let’s not learn that lesson too late for the proposed new Oakland A’s stadium. https://t.co/qS10nXrqOS https://t.co/…
Sep 15, 2021 4:34 PM
@Twitter I’m better at this than almost every other account on here.
Sep 15, 2021 4:32 PM
Building another sports venue without a proportional investment in the surrounding public transit was dumb. https://t.co/axj4qnwTTS
Sep 15, 2021 4:22 PM
@aspyker Congrats and good luck!
Sep 15, 2021 4:06 PM
I won’t call out Bob for not having a Twitter account this time because he hooked me up with some dope BART facemasks. https://t.co/WwGnc9p…
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Sep 15, 2021 3:51 PM
Always fun running into one of the folks behind the world’s best public-transit social-media account. It was good to see Bob Powers too. …
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Sep 15, 2021 1:02 PM
@jayholler I’m most proud of the incidents I *didn’t* cause.
Sep 15, 2021 3:25 AM
@thoward37 My goto is lapsang souchang, which is arguably colonist (or at least a Winston Churchill) fave.
Sep 15, 2021 3:06 AM
How come I can’t schedule Tweets from iOS yet, but I can create a career-ending live audio stream with a single click?
Sep 15, 2021 1:47 AM
@jayholler Masochists, Jay. Masochists are our target demographic. The sadists are the people behind @TwitterSpaces who have given you & I…
Sep 14, 2021 8:48 PM
@CaseyNewton Same same...but in the Glen Park Library.
Sep 14, 2021 7:29 PM
@javawithjiva I never got mine. @pgarg got hers though. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sep 14, 2021 7:14 PM
This Tweet is a switch statement. https://t.co/Ps7n82v1sS
Sep 14, 2021 6:45 PM
Anyway, California, the polls are open. Please vote!!! You can find your polling location here. https://t.co/dLTN1z7KSV
Sep 14, 2021 6:42 PM
I can’t believe we have to do this dumb thing. https://t.co/6JH7druBMR
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Sep 14, 2021 2:25 PM
Day 2 without coffee filters: Tea is a fucking scam.
Sep 14, 2021 5:37 AM
RT @operaqueenie: This is an interesting case because we loved the Mailchimp story — a non-SV bootstrapped unicorn. They’re known to give…
Sep 14, 2021 5:35 AM
This was, IIRC, one of the jokes in 1984’s “Johnny Dangerously”.
Sep 14, 2021 5:17 AM
RT @dagskeenan: Twitter! Once again I'm raising money for the Down Syndrome Connection of the Bay Area. This organization has had a huge…
Sep 14, 2021 4:30 AM
@j_opdenakker Prior art: https://t.co/xm3o403HKk
Sep 14, 2021 4:27 AM
RT @tanayj: Mailchimp went from $0 to $800M in revenue and a $12B valuation at acquisition with no outside funding. Believe it is the fir…
Sep 14, 2021 4:04 AM
@arrdem Here’s what they looked like at sundown in 2004. https://t.co/LEOg1XLWhM
Sep 14, 2021 3:46 AM
@ian_tk @bigendiansmalls Emacs checking in. https://t.co/6wG1EyLAqr
Sep 14, 2021 3:43 AM
@bigendiansmalls Steer into the skid. #emacs https://t.co/6wG1EyLAqr
Sep 14, 2021 3:15 AM
@arrdem The salt flats blew my mind when I made my move out to SF.
Sep 14, 2021 2:40 AM
@tmbg Counterpoint: https://t.co/iLx8h4lwc2
Sep 13, 2021 9:25 PM
RT @GabriellaG439: Who are these people who sign up for newsletters?
Sep 13, 2021 9:02 PM
@jayholler @nima_owji Squad goals: https://t.co/tQeJLCRs7I
Sep 13, 2021 7:58 PM
@nima_owji @jayholler It's only a matter of time until Jay & I get in trouble with comms and/or HR for our Tweets.
Sep 13, 2021 7:54 PM
@nima_owji @jayholler My lawyer has asked me to make it clear that I am joking about that.
Sep 13, 2021 7:40 PM
@jayholler As a first step we’ll begin logging out Android users the week before we enable the new feature.
Sep 13, 2021 7:17 PM
@jayholler Nice shot Jay!!!!
Sep 13, 2021 5:24 PM
Are old Vine playbacks not working on the Twitter web client these days? 💔 I can still see the loop on iOS...🤔 https://t.co/GkXuLWMA7i
Sep 13, 2021 5:04 PM
@jpd You'll find one when you...least expect it.
Sep 13, 2021 4:57 PM
Current BWWWFH (birdwatching while working from home) status: https://t.co/PkBi81ecSR
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Sep 13, 2021 3:14 AM
@arrdem Previously: https://t.co/elz7uDCq4o
Sep 13, 2021 3:06 AM
@arrdem Battery replacement on BMWs is one of my least favorite tasks. Good luck!!!
Sep 13, 2021 12:50 AM
@pyrrhl This is the best The Matrix Resurrections trailer yet.
Sep 12, 2021 9:33 PM
We hiked up by Radio Road this afternoon. https://t.co/oVHvhpEd00
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Sep 12, 2021 8:04 PM
Unwisely, I have decided to forge ahead and will be handing the mic to all comers.
Sep 12, 2021 7:50 PM
In a wise decision, vis-à-vis his career & reputation, @TonyPrintezis won't be joining me today for our irregularly scheduled live podcast.…
Sep 12, 2021 7:46 PM
@SarahData_ @TonyPrintezis @javawithjiva I'm pretty sure if I was with Twitter Security I wouldn't be allowed to say that I was. It's like…
Sep 12, 2021 6:56 PM
@secretasianman @TonyPrintezis @javawithjiva "Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons…"
Sep 12, 2021 6:52 PM
@TonyPrintezis @javawithjiva Or just 3-4 people silently listening in as a drink a beer.
Sep 12, 2021 6:50 PM
@TonyPrintezis @javawithjiva It’ll be an open mic.
Sep 12, 2021 6:43 PM
@gctaylor Yep. Also as far as I can tell it takes place in a desert now.
Sep 12, 2021 2:34 PM
@DrJorts I read it on a plane during a business trip and have never recovered.
Sep 12, 2021 2:33 PM
@DrJorts I self-owned in a similar way ~15 years ago. https://t.co/Y0KS9oKX2U
Sep 12, 2021 2:27 PM
Join @TonyPrintezis and I this afternoon for a chat over a drink or two. 🍸🥃 https://t.co/fQ19TXEl4S
Sep 12, 2021 1:25 PM
It’s true. https://t.co/77MUXfwt4v
Sep 12, 2021 4:31 AM
Previously: https://t.co/T9ugbaLevo
Sep 12, 2021 4:19 AM
@jstogdill Seriously.
Sep 12, 2021 4:06 AM
@mrskimyadawson @stereogum I caught you folks opening for The Strokes in Chicago later that weird, fucked-up year. You were amazing.
Sep 12, 2021 3:47 AM
@arrdem I’m pretty sure you can do that when you work here too.
Sep 12, 2021 3:24 AM
RT @baroquebobcat: HTML is a programming language.
Sep 12, 2021 2:48 AM
@buzzbishop San Francisco. 2 blocks.
Sep 12, 2021 2:41 AM
Still, naming the new recurring character "पानी" seems a bit heavy handed.
Sep 12, 2021 2:41 AM
I’m not a fan of the new @Octonauts "Above & Away" series, but I do like the way they presage the coming water wars.
Sep 12, 2021 2:29 AM
@DanScavino Numerology, but make it jingoistic.
Sep 12, 2021 1:35 AM
@amdev I have hotter takes vis-à-vis about what *is* a programming language: https://t.co/SknmRGOIxw
Sep 12, 2021 1:13 AM
@andyjcarroll Just somebody being wrong on the internet today. https://t.co/C1CJx9RwR2
Sep 12, 2021 1:01 AM
Not only is HTML a programming language, it is a very good programming language.
Sep 11, 2021 9:49 PM
"Your mission, should you choose to accept it…" https://t.co/6FDeq2RsrH
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Sep 11, 2021 9:37 PM
RT @HaitianDvorce: https://t.co/9Ewm07Fmua
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Sep 11, 2021 9:01 PM
RT @hipsterelectron: @zcatern @science_dot @TaliaRinger @tgamblin @vamchale i created https://t.co/JGnQyhcC9W to expose a uniform interface…
Sep 11, 2021 3:49 AM
@archillect Montara?
Sep 11, 2021 3:30 AM
@srw @boo @Octonauts I am not as much of a fan of the new "season" and "updated" theme song.
Sep 11, 2021 3:29 AM
@boo @Octonauts Ha! We just watched that episode.
Sep 11, 2021 3:26 AM
@amdev And you were expected to spend a percentage of your time as an employee giving back to the community.
Sep 11, 2021 3:25 AM
@amdev Back in my day NHO included a full day of service at a local charity or community organization.
Sep 11, 2021 3:17 AM
Proud to have worked at @salesforce back in the day. Still, @benioff, I wish you hadn’t blocked me just because I made fun of #bitcoin
Sep 11, 2021 3:03 AM
RT @SusanPotter: I used to work at Salesforce at a time when my marriage wasn't federally recognized. Without making a big song and dance,…
Sep 11, 2021 2:49 AM
RT @Clare_OC: I really expect so little from…capitalism, I guess?…that my jaw dropped. 👏 @Benioff
Sep 11, 2021 2:14 AM
RT @laurieontech: We’re live! Go sign up and give us feedback so we can make the final course incredible 🤩 https://t.co/FKVEgFfVoe
Sep 11, 2021 1:58 AM
RT @n8foo: Pack it up Pack it in Let me begin the dishwashing cycle https://t.co/VOOi4gs3cV
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Sep 11, 2021 1:35 AM
@arrdem Good luck Reid!
Sep 10, 2021 9:07 PM
Me every weekend when I work on my personal Java projects… #Ant https://t.co/lySGgTPtjE
Sep 10, 2021 8:39 PM
RT @Carzonfye: when someone replies to a locked account it’s like watching Han talk to Chewie
Sep 10, 2021 8:37 PM
@headius The math checks out.
Sep 10, 2021 6:47 PM
RT @_hawko: Excited to share that today @twitter has signed a lease for our first office space in Oakland at 1330 Broadway 🎉🎉
Sep 10, 2021 3:36 PM
RT @cindyliuser: the only curve we successfully flattened this year was clubhouse DAU
Sep 10, 2021 11:14 AM
Is…is that thunder? ⛈
Sep 10, 2021 9:02 AM
RT @simonpj0: After 23 years at Microsoft Research it is time for me to move on. I shall be leaving MSR at the end of November. I do not…
Sep 10, 2021 4:52 AM
RT @hdevalence: "How did you come up with the time estimates for your engineering roadmap?" https://t.co/iqAPadbcJU
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Sep 10, 2021 4:22 AM
RT @CarlaNotarobot: The plural of regex is regrets
Sep 10, 2021 4:18 AM
@__lucab @jayholler Every Thursday at 8AM PST.
Sep 10, 2021 4:12 AM
@__lucab Half of this Tweet was authored by @jayholler so hit him up too.
Sep 10, 2021 4:05 AM
RT @headius: FYI... no decisions made officially, but Java 8's days are numbered.
Sep 10, 2021 2:50 AM
RT @artistmagritte: In Praise of Dialectics, 1937 #magritte #belgianart https://t.co/vlkrXvS0PK
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Sep 10, 2021 2:47 AM
@_hawko I’ll try and say hello next week. I’m the dad in the maroon "Coach" jersey setting up the cones.
Sep 10, 2021 2:40 AM
@_hawko Hah! I think our (2nd grade) team’s practice might be right after yours on the next section over. ⚽️⚽️⚽️
Sep 10, 2021 1:50 AM
@davidjrusek Right there with ya. https://t.co/QBP8ekLC20
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Sep 9, 2021 10:00 PM
@TwitterSupport @ianisqatsibot @RandoVoronoi They are both *very* good bots. I assure you.
Sep 9, 2021 10:00 PM
@TwitterSupport @ianisqatsibot Also @RandoVoronoi.
Sep 9, 2021 9:57 PM
@TwitterSupport Happy to enroll @ianisqatsibot in the program.
Sep 9, 2021 9:56 PM
RT @TwitterSupport: What's a bot and what's not? We're making it easier to identify #GoodBots and their automated Tweets with new labels.…
Sep 9, 2021 6:44 PM
RT @jack: Throwing pillows of various sizes at Mark Zuckerberg looks fun
Sep 9, 2021 6:42 PM
RT @gctaylor: *Just* posted an EM listing for a new #Kubernetes+Data/ML Compute team at Twitter. No prior Data/ML experience required. Open…
Sep 9, 2021 6:42 PM
@JoannaG I take a drag on my cigarette and just stare out the window until my hands stop shaking. Then I get back to the silent pre-read.
Sep 9, 2021 5:44 PM
@jayholler @mikemackintosh Artisanally scheduled!
Sep 9, 2021 4:25 PM
h/t to @jayholler for coining the term "SLE" on this morning’s show. 🤯 https://t.co/AjL8a6NWQa
Sep 9, 2021 4:25 PM
What idiot called them "Twitter’s in-house legal counsel" instead of "Site Liability Engineers"?
Sep 9, 2021 1:28 PM
@jayholler Having lived in California for well over a decade now, weather is the thing I miss the most.
Sep 9, 2021 4:32 AM
RT @JoshuaOgundu: Tech CEO talks about the all hands meeting https://t.co/sYwt6DJz4r
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Sep 9, 2021 4:18 AM
@davidjrusek Maybe you are in the holdback group? https://t.co/UlDUTTMEaE
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Sep 9, 2021 4:05 AM
@jeremycole @jayholler Yeah, a more real-time scale for 15 years out is more like degraded quality of life and fractured society.
Sep 9, 2021 3:38 AM
@davidjrusek iPhone iOS only right now
Sep 9, 2021 3:19 AM
@JohnJacobs65 @DanScavino @greggutfeld @Gutfeldfox So don’t what?
Sep 9, 2021 3:06 AM
@DanScavino @greggutfeld @Gutfeldfox Or, you know, don’t.
Sep 9, 2021 12:57 AM
If you find yourself in a hole, keep digging. Never stop digging. So grab a shovel & join me & @jayholler way down in the hole tomorrow AM.…
Sep 8, 2021 6:48 PM
RT @QuinnyPig: I wonder how many billions in VC investment I just pissed off. https://t.co/eIccTmDEyX
Sep 8, 2021 6:24 PM
Get the audience your jokes deserve. https://t.co/my2QNjsool
Sep 8, 2021 4:32 PM
RT @QuinnyPig: I grumble about the seemingly arbitrary @verified decisions, but "a shitpost video from months ago that you recaptioned was…
Sep 8, 2021 3:44 PM
@jayholler As a company? No. As a planet capable of sustaining human life? Also no.
Sep 8, 2021 7:28 AM
I was the 5,649th idiot to sign up for this wonderful hell site. #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/fOkvgWmvna
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Sep 8, 2021 6:33 AM
@headius You got this, Charles. You got this.
Sep 8, 2021 6:21 AM
Also, Zoo York was cool and all, but what I really want to see is a Dead End skateboards documentary. /cc: @vinnyponte @erocker73
Sep 8, 2021 6:21 AM
You should watch this too. https://t.co/xd0VDwFSLy
Sep 8, 2021 6:11 AM
@jhamlett Holy shit that was awesome.
Sep 8, 2021 4:04 AM
@ysaw The same VCs are also pushing the "SF is an apocalyptic crime-ridden war-zone all of a sudden" narrative.
Sep 8, 2021 4:00 AM
@ysaw If you are a billionaire and you think there's a class war coming you figure real quick out which side you are on.
Sep 8, 2021 3:27 AM
Why is no one wearing a fucking mask? @BadgerFootball
Sep 8, 2021 3:12 AM
Seriously @UWMadison, what the fuck are you doing? There’s a goddamn pandemic going on if you hadn’t noticed.
Sep 8, 2021 3:10 AM
#NoWisconsin https://t.co/RCvXHwAZWO
Sep 8, 2021 2:43 AM
@micheal @PinterestEng @jayholler I think we have our first sponsor for the show…let’s talk about this tweet on Thursday
Sep 8, 2021 2:38 AM
@SusanPotter Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Sep 8, 2021 2:34 AM
@superic Amen. https://t.co/R1L7xWmzYy
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Sep 8, 2021 1:49 AM
@arrdem @mokomull 505/5 to 97 is pretty rad as well. Shasta, burned trees, Klamath lake et al
Sep 8, 2021 1:39 AM
@arrdem Bend.
Sep 8, 2021 12:18 AM
@arrdem @networkjanitor Hammer down! Rabbit ears?
Sep 8, 2021 12:16 AM
RT @micheal: This team oversees @PinterestEng Infrastructure Cloud Budget! Huge opportunity to work on massive datasets, helping derive cri…
Sep 8, 2021 12:12 AM
RT @GJMcClintock: I saw somebody say that Joel Osteen looks like Martin Short pretending to be Tim Allen and I can’t unsee it now, it’s the…
Sep 7, 2021 11:55 PM
RT @AliciaTrost: I commute by @SFBART. It helps me understand the rider experience and what needs fixing. I can also see what is working.…
Sep 7, 2021 1:54 PM
@nima_owji @jayholler Nice!!!
Sep 7, 2021 1:50 PM
@nima_owji @jayholler We don’t want to. We have to.
Sep 7, 2021 3:52 AM
RT @AynRandy: fuck you @Oracle your shit sucks
Sep 7, 2021 1:45 AM
@StephenCurry30 Don’t.
Sep 6, 2021 11:27 PM
@lenazun https://t.co/uXaowc19fW
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Sep 6, 2021 10:17 PM
Mondays amirite? https://t.co/a3QBcDzd01
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Sep 6, 2021 10:05 PM
@amyf One of our faves!!!
Sep 6, 2021 9:37 PM
RT @SheaSerrano: michael k. williams delivered some of the greatest and most captivating moments ever in the history of television — a tota…
Sep 6, 2021 4:03 PM
@BillyKorando Hmm...I think the XML section of your video got cut off.
Sep 6, 2021 6:11 AM
RT @gillyarcht: @vinylrabbit @Zteoheb @SutroTVTower The fog clambering in from the ocean got intense and dense as darkness fell https://t.c…
Sep 6, 2021 6:11 AM
@gillyarcht @vinylrabbit @Zteoheb @SutroTVTower It was a good one this evening. https://t.co/zgudsjVS9I
Sep 6, 2021 4:43 AM
A galactic sunset this evening over Glen Park. https://t.co/3VWRHplMYB
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Sep 6, 2021 2:31 AM
@satanjeev @F6x I read your Tweet before Stephen’s and knew right away that this was a Noe thread.
Sep 6, 2021 2:29 AM
@ysr1729 The computational beauty of nature.
Sep 6, 2021 2:16 AM
@DrJorts If you end up in Sunnyside check out: 1) Mt. Davidson 2) Glen Canyon 3) CCSF campus
Sep 6, 2021 1:49 AM
@secretasianman "Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny."
Sep 6, 2021 12:31 AM
@javawithjiva Less lethal rip currents in salt-water baths probably.
Sep 5, 2021 11:12 PM
@fribeiro1 ...it works quite well for the JVMs thing too. :-) https://t.co/WnK0fKvI3v
Sep 5, 2021 8:58 PM
@rit Some of the fun, yes. All of it, no.
Sep 5, 2021 8:09 PM
The only legit uses of machine learning are: 1) identifying birds 2) tuning JVM parameters to optimize the performance of a microservice
Sep 5, 2021 7:53 PM
@hoctopi Sigh.
Sep 5, 2021 7:52 PM
RT @hoctopi: I can’t believe one of my favorite spots in SF (Samovar Tea Lounge) was turned into a pizza shop 🥲 https://t.co/HcJ6ARXKFt
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Sep 5, 2021 6:52 PM
RT @thatlukeperson: I don't think it's exaggerating to say that more than 50% of what comes out of my mouth is in character as the Octonauts
Sep 5, 2021 4:18 PM
@firepile Check out the @MerlinBirdID app. You can ID birds by recording their song.
Sep 5, 2021 4:17 PM
@AngrySwiss I guess that makes me a Bachelor of Philosophy. 🤔
Sep 5, 2021 2:28 PM
@heyjoshua At least that’s the approach I took when @AahnaBrown asked me to post *her* content using *my* Twitter account.
Sep 5, 2021 2:27 PM
@heyjoshua It’s probably time for the talk about personal brands and the importance of a carefully curated projection of an idealized self-…
Sep 5, 2021 1:35 PM
Look, not *all* narcissists climb the career ladder quickly. I'm just saying. https://t.co/ECnl4C9j6r
Sep 5, 2021 12:55 PM
@amyf @AahnaBrown @pgarg @RadhikaBrown Byxbee Park…just off 101 down by the Palo Alto airport. It’s pretty flat with a bunch of bayside and…
Sep 5, 2021 1:59 AM
RT @nytclimate: By simply existing, Bitcoin, the most popular cryptocurrency, uses astonishing amounts of electricity. The Bitcoin network…
Sep 5, 2021 12:21 AM
RT @emmadmazhari: every negative SF tweet is literally just “had to interact with a poor person today 🤢”
Sep 5, 2021 12:19 AM
@Larakate @Matt_Hougan Bottom right.
Sep 4, 2021 10:45 PM
A fun hike with the family today. We saw turkey vultures, white pelicans, ducks, and even a northern harrier! https://t.co/yTm3ejxtht
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Sep 4, 2021 10:07 PM
RT @catsynth: New CatSynth TV: It's Time for Hot Coffee! (Original music featuring Buchla, Arturia, Metasonix, 2hp, and more) ☕️🎹📺 https:…
Sep 4, 2021 2:10 PM
@minakimes That…that seems dangerous?
Sep 4, 2021 1:44 AM
@TheGnarrator paging @catsynth
Sep 4, 2021 1:41 AM
@caraesten Where TF was it? I just want to stay away.
Sep 4, 2021 1:29 AM
@eladgil It kinda feels like you are taking a position.
Sep 3, 2021 10:45 PM
@msilver @SFBART All in all it’s a pleasant (and my preferred) way to travel the city.
Sep 3, 2021 10:44 PM
@msilver @SFBART Trains are pretty sparse. Have seen anything like the old rush-hour jamfests.
Sep 3, 2021 10:43 PM
@msilver @SFBART Fares are currently discounted, but yeah.
Sep 3, 2021 10:43 PM
@sharonw @SFBART The oldbois aren’t getting any younger.
Sep 3, 2021 10:01 PM
Current back-on-BART status: sitting on a train as it power cycles in hopes of getting the doors unstuck. https://t.co/pqf2QDbJ5w
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Sep 3, 2021 9:02 PM
@_msw_ I’d like to, but first I’m going to need you to click the "Accept" button at the bottom of the screen. Just keep scrolling until you…
Sep 3, 2021 7:56 PM
1) https://t.co/WRR7EUlefY 2) https://t.co/8zmwSqPXDg 3) ??? 4) Profit! https://t.co/fccmzyjcxk
Sep 3, 2021 7:24 PM
@DrJorts Try not to get duct-taped to your seat.
Sep 3, 2021 1:51 PM
@davidjrusek TBH most of the time the tables are actually quite ugly.
Sep 3, 2021 1:03 PM
Here’s what it looks like in present day: https://t.co/jwdQ1BN1HV
Sep 3, 2021 12:58 PM
Construction of Le Corbusier’s capitol complex in Chandigarh. https://t.co/EOrGTffDWY
Sep 3, 2021 12:56 PM
@archillect Le Corbusier’s Chandigarh complex
Sep 3, 2021 12:45 PM
RT @TwitterEng: gm -rf /
Sep 3, 2021 3:44 AM
RT @dlondonnyu: I don't normally ask for personal stuff on twitter. But if you can spare some words of encouragement for an unemployed hi…
Sep 3, 2021 3:28 AM
RT @NWSBayArea: As high pressure grows this weekend, temperatures will be on the rise. Warmest days right now in the forecast look to be Su…
Sep 3, 2021 1:38 AM
RT @jefposk: For a brief moment everything felt okay. https://t.co/y5ZNJfmEax
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Sep 3, 2021 1:37 AM
@jefposk #LoveForCourtney
Sep 2, 2021 1:00 PM
RT @igb: A fail told by two idiots, Full of sound effects & awkward silences, Signifying nothing. https://t.co/srvRQ2ImF3
Sep 2, 2021 12:52 PM
@jayholler gm
Sep 2, 2021 11:31 AM
RT @igb: It's Margaret Atwood's world, we're just living in it.
Sep 2, 2021 6:26 AM
RT @mrbenwexler: We are... [checks the news] so fucked
Sep 2, 2021 6:18 AM
RT @seldo: There is no reason to ban abortion except religion. Laws against abortion are just the back door to the theocratic dictatorship…
Sep 2, 2021 6:10 AM
RT @RepBarbaraLee: Expand the court.
Sep 2, 2021 5:48 AM
@msilver @wholewheattoast Wow. Perfect!!! Thanks @wholewheattoast!
Sep 2, 2021 5:27 AM
RT @JamilSmith: Short thread. I agree this is a good idea, and hope the doctors are accompanied by proper legal representation and possibly…
Sep 2, 2021 5:20 AM
@mattknox Uh, stay safe!
Sep 2, 2021 5:19 AM
@esm @secretasianman I remember when we used to have evergreens.
Sep 2, 2021 5:12 AM
RT @JoshiePoo511: A hurricane from the Gulf just became one of the most devastating storms to hit the NORTHEAST. Let that sink in.
Sep 2, 2021 4:25 AM
RT @anildash: They will not stop here.
Sep 2, 2021 4:19 AM
RT @Larakate: Pack the fucking court.
Sep 2, 2021 4:05 AM
What’s the best ink/technique for (screen?) printing on nylon coaches jackets?
Sep 2, 2021 3:42 AM
RT @CNNweather: Video shows a likely multi-vortex tornado seen in Burlington Township, New Jersey this afternoon. https://t.co/L7eQFWAQNR h…
Sep 2, 2021 3:36 AM
RT @Jfokus: Look, #Jfokus 2022 Call for Speakers is OPEN! Please submit your awesome presentation ideas here: https://t.co/2Ij4YKbHgV #call…
Sep 2, 2021 3:09 AM
@44 E. "Centric" Circles Point guard for the Washington Generals from 1979-1986.
Sep 2, 2021 3:06 AM
A fail told by two idiots, Full of sound effects & awkward silences, Signifying nothing. https://t.co/srvRQ2ImF3
Sep 2, 2021 2:26 AM
@srw I have some bad news vis-à-vis the end of the world.
Sep 1, 2021 9:47 PM
@jayholler I'm not gonna take it any more, Jay. https://t.co/G478bUTOM7
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Sep 1, 2021 3:45 PM
Say what you will about the BART elevators, they were rarely out of service. Looks like it’s a leg day for the 3yo. https://t.co/0J4xOqDmfP
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Sep 1, 2021 3:39 AM
@alexmk @KatieS @DeclanStanton @UWBadgers @UWMadison I’ll second that! #OnWisconsin
Sep 1, 2021 2:43 AM
RT @Clarity_conf: Taking a brief pause from our #MeetTheSpeakers series to share that John Voss is joining our #Clarity2021 speaker lineup…
Sep 1, 2021 2:32 AM
Current the-kids-were-at-school-most-of-the-day-so-I-need-to-find-an-outlet-for-the-resulting-cognitive-surplus status. https://t.co/jWszs1…
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Sep 1, 2021 2:15 AM
We’re gonna be rich @jayholler! https://t.co/gigrNFcipf
Sep 1, 2021 2:12 AM
RT @chrisarvinsf: one top funder of the BoE recall, David Sacks, was one of the first big donors to the right-wing Newsom recall. the othe…
Sep 1, 2021 1:42 AM
@ChrisGSeaton we already have ICMP tho
Sep 1, 2021 1:40 AM
I can’t tell if this is XML-based or what. The name is most certainly a nod to XMPP (unless they are riffing on SMTP) but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https:/…