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Apr 30, 2022 11:48 PM
RT @espiers: Why is it so hard for some people to believe that maybe Elon just doesn't know wtf he's doing here?
Apr 30, 2022 11:44 PM
RT @espiers: If you really wanted to fix Twitter and make it a better business, you'd do your due diligence, and do a deep dive into the ac…
Apr 30, 2022 11:37 PM
@RicoSolifico @jack Thanks for looking out, buddy.
Apr 30, 2022 11:36 PM
@youfoundryan @TheGerardTaylor @jayholler @brunoborges I thought I heard something about cloud-based datasets the other day on a @TwitterAP…
Apr 30, 2022 11:27 PM
I am no expert, but I’m starting to think @jack didn’t exactly fulfill his fiduciary duty to $TWTR shareholders. 🤔
Apr 30, 2022 11:03 PM
@TheGerardTaylor @jayholler @brunoborges How many Twitter users have 1MM+ followed, how many used have 500K+ followers, etc.
Apr 30, 2022 11:02 PM
@VitalikButerin You must be new here.
Apr 30, 2022 11:01 PM
@TheGerardTaylor @jayholler @brunoborges Probably due to our growth challenges. 😅
Apr 30, 2022 11:00 PM
@TheGerardTaylor @jayholler @brunoborges It’s a shame there wasn’t more fun data sharing over the years. There certainly was stuff, but nev…
Apr 30, 2022 10:59 PM
@TheGerardTaylor @jayholler @brunoborges Indeed. The ask here, though, is more like site-wide distributions of follower counts, etc.
Apr 30, 2022 10:36 PM
RT @danluu: You may have noticed that Twitter has had more severe user-impacting outages over the past couple years than it did in the five…
Apr 30, 2022 9:47 PM
RT @textfiles: As part of the deal to buy twitter, Emerald Mine's private equity purchase transfers roughly $13 billion of debt directly in…
Apr 30, 2022 9:43 PM
@jayholler @brunoborges I don’t think the API gives you site-wide/global user stats.
Apr 30, 2022 9:09 PM
RT @brunoborges: @igb I'm curious. Is there a report that shows Twitter population distribution by number of followers?
Apr 30, 2022 8:10 PM
@ryanoneill As I keep telling Jay: https://t.co/mkeIsGt1dT
Apr 30, 2022 8:04 PM
@ryanoneill Don't worry Ryan, my Super Follows™ will be open to anyone who is willing to pay $9.99 a month.
Apr 30, 2022 7:32 PM
@xLiserx Seriously. California is awash in the virus right now and seasons are pretty optional over here.
Apr 30, 2022 7:26 PM
An "elite" is anyone on Twitter with more than 10K followers.
Apr 30, 2022 7:16 PM
@anshublog @paraga That’s weird, because… https://t.co/XfbA1C3hyh
Apr 30, 2022 5:57 PM
@mattknox @posco TIL: "steelmanning"
Apr 30, 2022 5:45 PM
RT @ryanoneill: Massive skepticism on this assertion. "At Twitter, Mr. Taylor weighed employee uncertainty and the societal implications…
Apr 30, 2022 5:29 PM
@pmarca That’s really quite unfair to all the billionaires.
Apr 30, 2022 4:25 PM
RT @MikeIsaac: here’s how the twitter deal went down a tick tock w/@LaurenSHirsch https://t.co/SVQxom8qdN
Apr 30, 2022 4:10 PM
RT @prchovanec: You can criticize whatever you want, but sneeringly framing people far less wealthy and powerful than you as “elites” is a…
Apr 30, 2022 4:10 PM
RT @prchovanec: Silicon Valley billionaires, and candidates funded by them, who complain unironically about “the elite class”.
Apr 30, 2022 3:14 PM
@pmarca That is a laughable claim. Though I suppose it is true that the hyper-rich fear losing power to "the laptop class".
Apr 30, 2022 1:55 PM
@heyjoshua @jayholler @ianisqatsibot Bring back @istaqsinaibot! https://t.co/8pms6cSLKq
Apr 30, 2022 1:53 PM
@heyjoshua I dunno, but thanks to your Tweet TIL: https://t.co/DNNfbvcrW2
Apr 30, 2022 1:47 PM
What idiot called it "The CDC's Guidance on the Treatment of COVID-19 Symptoms" instead of "What to Expect When You're Expectorating"?
Apr 30, 2022 1:38 PM
@youfoundryan @jayholler @ianisqatsibot Hell yeah!
Apr 30, 2022 12:56 PM
@jayholler @ianisqatsibot Search-able alt text would be great.
Apr 30, 2022 12:50 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A late sunset bleeds pink and orange into a deep dark blue over the house-lit hills of San Francisco.
Apr 30, 2022 12:29 PM
RT @freeblackgirl: Netflix recruited me seven months ago only to lay me and a bunch of other talented people off today. I’m going to take t…
Apr 30, 2022 12:16 PM
@Carnage4Life Oh I am pretty sure folks are mad at Jack now too.
Apr 30, 2022 4:34 AM
RT @oneunderscore__: The weirdest thing about this week is so many people just accepting at face value that "the elites" for some reason no…
Apr 30, 2022 4:27 AM
RT @normanmaurer: My Org is hiring at #Apple. You want to work on #netty #servicetalk or #proxy at Apple Scale ? Please let me know.. My DM…
Apr 30, 2022 12:36 AM
Too soon, @Hyundai. Too soon. https://t.co/51oDpzqZ8d
Apr 30, 2022 12:26 AM
@realDavidMcKee @elonmusk Thanks David!
Apr 29, 2022 11:57 PM
RT @chrisarvinsf: here’s just some of the stuff you can get from me at @GreenAppleBooks on clement st tomorrow! 10:00 am to 11:30 am. and i…
Apr 29, 2022 11:55 PM
@amdev @ntakayama Yes, bravo!
Apr 29, 2022 11:47 PM
@issielapowsky @baroquebobcat So do the swarms of bots and the army of trolls that rush to his defense in the replies.
Apr 29, 2022 11:30 PM
Well, cheap, exploitable labor *and* being able to scream at the interns.
Apr 29, 2022 11:28 PM
There's no ideology behind their shitposts. All Musk and the rest of his PayPal Mafia & a16z buddies care about is cheap, exploitable labor.
Apr 29, 2022 11:26 PM
Meanwhile they are building “giga-factories” in partnership with *actual* authoritarians and despots around the world.
Apr 29, 2022 11:23 PM
All their hand-wringing over "free speech" and "censorship" is just noise intended to rally the right to the cause of billionaires.
Apr 29, 2022 11:20 PM
Twitter posts by frustrated employees, awkward Q&A sessions & company all-hands: pmarca et al see these things leading to unionization.
Apr 29, 2022 11:12 PM
Low-key collective action by "the laptop class" is framed as "woke employee" agitation.
Apr 29, 2022 11:09 PM
Tech salaries are astronomical, and more & more knowledge workers share salary info making it harder for employers to retain the upper hand.
Apr 29, 2022 11:06 PM
They fear or hate the professionals who staff their tech ventures, but in the current job market tech worker leverage continues to grow.
Apr 29, 2022 10:51 PM
Leaning in to this late-afternoon fever resurgence in order to post unhinged $TWTR culture war conspiracy theories.
Apr 29, 2022 8:45 PM
Pretty disappointed in @jack, to say the least. https://t.co/uuyKkmBBOI
Apr 29, 2022 6:28 PM
@9len Amen.
Apr 29, 2022 5:49 PM
TIL! https://t.co/AJniMh5WDw
Apr 29, 2022 4:22 PM
@stuartmarks @sundararajan_a The O.G. Tweet: https://t.co/eWFUREiAwA
Apr 29, 2022 2:50 PM
Seriously though, this is at the heart of the wild propaganda pushed by Elon, Sacks, Rabois, et al.
Apr 29, 2022 2:17 PM
They want a class war so bad they are making up new classes. https://t.co/mtizMtjyns
Apr 29, 2022 1:58 PM
Brandolini’s law is gonna kill us all.
Apr 29, 2022 1:54 PM
RT @zoelle: @triketora The Ira Glass taste/execution gap is so real, even when you're way past beginner https://t.co/VY2XWeyRW0
Apr 29, 2022 1:46 PM
RT @laraisuncool: If the CEO leaves, he gets millions of dollars, but if I leave, I need to repay part of my sign-on bonus. That's capitali…
Apr 29, 2022 3:04 AM
All the takes have already been taken, but we’re committed to the bit, so join @jayholler & I tomorrow AM. https://t.co/oEoSSTny4D
Apr 29, 2022 2:44 AM
RT @MikeIsaac: predicting a lot of Twitter —> Airbnb recruitment
Apr 29, 2022 1:04 AM
@jdecked Also, sorry to hear you got COVID…hope you recover quickly!
Apr 29, 2022 1:03 AM
@jdecked (That PCR tests stay positive for a long time after infection)
Apr 29, 2022 1:03 AM
@jdecked Yeah, I found that out today!
Apr 29, 2022 1:01 AM
Hell yes. There is now a (slim) chance that #web3 #crypto grift *and* hand-wavy probably unscalable vapor-chains might make an appearance. …
Apr 29, 2022 12:04 AM
RT @tweetsbyparker: “and is limiting your free speech in the room with us right now?” https://t.co/1Eh62f27VH
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Apr 28, 2022 11:38 PM
@lenazun @Shopify Hmm, maybe @cathy_polinsky could help you find someone?
Apr 28, 2022 11:02 PM
@jayholler I hope you make it buddy!
Apr 28, 2022 10:43 PM
Congrats to @thakurtarun & @vezainc (née https://t.co/O3m8XhFWvB) on coming out of stealth w/a $100MM series C! Data security & governance …
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Apr 28, 2022 8:56 PM
@elonmusk @CocaCola Wasn’t funny the first time, bud.
Apr 28, 2022 8:55 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A bright-green bicycle rests against a barrier high-atop a hill. Beyond it the San Francisco Bay is visible.
Apr 28, 2022 7:41 PM
@Marthalanefox @StreamOfRon @btaylor @jack @omidkordestani @pichette @paraga We’d all love to see more of your fellow board members on the …
Apr 28, 2022 7:39 PM
RT @joshualkrose: In other words, we’re getting paid today so we don’t give a shit about what happens tomorrow
Apr 28, 2022 7:38 PM
@Zeke_Cao Yes, and no.
Apr 28, 2022 7:25 PM
@Marthalanefox @StreamOfRon @btaylor @jack @omidkordestani @pichette @paraga Thank you for your reply. I am disappointed you can’t say more…
Apr 28, 2022 7:23 PM
@Marthalanefox @StreamOfRon @btaylor @jack @omidkordestani @pichette @paraga @elonmusk …how can the board reconcile Elon’s “vision” with a …
Apr 28, 2022 7:21 PM
@Marthalanefox @StreamOfRon @btaylor @jack @omidkordestani @pichette @paraga @elonmusk Finally, given the many statements and Tweets by Elo…
Apr 28, 2022 7:19 PM
@Marthalanefox @StreamOfRon @btaylor @jack @omidkordestani @pichette @paraga …be targets of harassment and abuse that is encouraged (if not…
Apr 28, 2022 7:18 PM
@Marthalanefox @StreamOfRon @btaylor @jack @omidkordestani @pichette @paraga As a former Twitter employee it is heartbreaking to watch the …
Apr 28, 2022 7:16 PM
@Marthalanefox @StreamOfRon @btaylor @jack @omidkordestani @pichette @paraga As a $TWTR shareholder I’d like to know if the board believes …
Apr 28, 2022 7:12 PM
@Marthalanefox @StreamOfRon @btaylor @jack @omidkordestani @pichette @paraga Shareholders, Twitter employees, and, most importantly, Twitte…
Apr 28, 2022 7:04 PM
@Marthalanefox @StreamOfRon @btaylor @jack @omidkordestani @pichette @paraga Thanks for the reply, Martha. I am confused as to how the $TWT…
Apr 28, 2022 6:37 PM
It is refreshing to see a board doing a good job and making sound decisions that protect and benefit its users. https://t.co/qs1TcVft80
Apr 28, 2022 6:34 PM
RT @SFBART: BART Board of Directors at its meeting today approved a temporary amendment to the District’s Code of Conduct to require riders…
Apr 28, 2022 5:59 PM
@CaptainPJ TY! This makes sense.
Apr 28, 2022 3:59 PM
@StreamOfRon @btaylor @Marthalanefox @jack @omidkordestani @pichette @paraga Yeah, really. How could you understand the global TAM if you n…
Apr 28, 2022 3:56 PM
@keychung Well now I have to go and make a breakfast burrito damit.
Apr 28, 2022 3:54 PM
@StreamOfRon @btaylor @Marthalanefox @jack @omidkordestani @pichette @paraga To be fair @btaylor tweeted about some shoes the other day, so…
Apr 28, 2022 3:28 PM
@catsynth Thank you!
Apr 28, 2022 3:28 PM
@catsynth Yes! That makes sense! Plus her voice is a little hoarse right now.
Apr 28, 2022 3:24 PM
@teresa Yeah, kids are loving the seemingly infinite screen time.
Apr 28, 2022 3:20 PM
Anyway does anyone know how much invermectin I am supposed to give a 3yo?
Apr 28, 2022 3:20 PM
Welp, full house of (mildly symptomatic) COVID. Which at least makes the whole quarantine situation less of a logistical nightmare.
Apr 28, 2022 1:35 PM
RT @pgarg: Congratulations @thakurtarun and the Veza team! So proud of you all, we always knew we were on to something and this is just the…
Apr 28, 2022 1:25 PM
@realdarkromance @btaylor @Marthalanefox @jack @omidkordestani @pichette @paraga 100% agree that the company has been mismanaged. Wish ther…
Apr 28, 2022 1:12 PM
@realdarkromance @btaylor @Marthalanefox @jack @omidkordestani @pichette @paraga Finally, as a soon-to-be-former shareholder I believed the…
Apr 28, 2022 1:11 PM
@realdarkromance @btaylor @Marthalanefox @jack @omidkordestani @pichette @paraga But LOL if you think Elon isn’t gonna burn this place to t…
Apr 28, 2022 1:10 PM
@realdarkromance @btaylor @Marthalanefox @jack @omidkordestani @pichette @paraga Look, I have been a vocal critic of the company over the y…
Apr 28, 2022 12:55 PM
You folks really nailed that whole "fiduciary duty" thing. Bravo. @btaylor @Marthalanefox @jack @omidkordestani @pichette @paraga
Apr 28, 2022 12:55 PM
There is no floor with this guy. Tweeps and Twitter deserve better. https://t.co/dPj04WUQp7
Apr 28, 2022 12:22 PM
RT @igb: s/paperclips/shareholder value
Apr 28, 2022 4:45 AM
@mzpaleo @elonmusk Still not sure why. That slug or whatever image is not exactly the rhetorical flourish you were perhaps going for.
Apr 28, 2022 4:43 AM
@born425 @elonmusk We are all working from home these days, Sam. There is no building. Try to keep up.
Apr 28, 2022 4:42 AM
@mzpaleo @elonmusk Uh…why?
Apr 28, 2022 4:38 AM
@btaylor So what’s the deal with this @elonmusk guy? I’m not exactly getting "fiduciary" vibes from him right now. https://t.co/TROZBbf2Ap
Apr 28, 2022 4:28 AM
@ellenjdasilva +1
Apr 28, 2022 4:26 AM
RT @gasca: just adding my voice to say that @vijaya is amazing to see her attacked for not defending free speech is absolute nonsense when…
Apr 28, 2022 4:25 AM
@EMCMlove @elonmusk Just now? Like, with that one Tweet? I guess everyone is entitled to their opinion but maybe you should follow more tha…
Apr 28, 2022 4:22 AM
RT @AndySayler: Counterpoint: we're should normalize not being beholden to one company or calling, and make this option accessible to all.…
Apr 28, 2022 4:16 AM
@Joshuatrayner @elonmusk I..I am so sorry to hear that.
Apr 28, 2022 4:07 AM
@RealBurnyHansen @elonmusk Better than $TSLA over the last 48 hours TBH. https://t.co/fcu2A3tV65
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Apr 28, 2022 4:03 AM
@TIGERBRO2012 @elonmusk Why is that?
Apr 28, 2022 3:40 AM
@prtytbl @elonmusk Yeah, unhinged.
Apr 28, 2022 2:33 AM
@LeftPov @elonmusk Explain the "joke" please. I make a lot of jokes here (I’m a bit of an expert) and I’m struggling to see the humor in ye…
Apr 28, 2022 2:19 AM
@CommonSenceMel @elonmusk Yeah, you chucklefucks seem *really* into "being silly & having fun”.
Apr 28, 2022 1:56 AM
@elonmusk Stop, dude. This is embarrassing (and exhausting) for everyone.
Apr 28, 2022 1:36 AM
@jmhodges Sort of seems like his goal tho. Create more fake "free speech" drama.
Apr 28, 2022 1:31 AM
@DaraClifford @Twitter Amen.
Apr 28, 2022 1:17 AM
@j_houg @posco More or less. :-)
Apr 28, 2022 1:05 AM
@j_houg @posco No! But adding to my list. Love a bunch of Butler’s other stuff.
Apr 28, 2022 1:03 AM
RT @robmalchow: @elonmusk ahh this explains it
Apr 28, 2022 12:58 AM
@posco @j_houg I don’t like our odds. https://t.co/TROZBaXZyp
Apr 28, 2022 12:56 AM
It was good to grab a few internet beers with @jayholler this afternoon! https://t.co/TPgVgmwQIF
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Apr 27, 2022 8:38 PM
@kaoudis Debian 2.1 (“slink”)
Apr 27, 2022 8:34 PM
@sheeraf “The market is irrational AF.”
Apr 27, 2022 8:02 PM
@paraga Yes, and?
Apr 27, 2022 7:36 PM
Welp. https://t.co/IYW4HuAmoQ
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Apr 27, 2022 6:36 PM
@PaulSchmockers How do you figure that?
Apr 27, 2022 6:27 PM
RT @MikeIsaac: read @LaurenSHirsch on the terms of the twitter deal. Musk not allowed to disparage employees, but at the same time, is twit…
Apr 27, 2022 6:11 PM
Good job everyone.
Apr 27, 2022 5:20 PM
@sayrer Yeah, so many levels of irony here.
Apr 27, 2022 4:41 PM
@Jim_Jordan Why? Seems like it would be a huge boost to the economy and immediately improve the lives of thousands of Americans.
Apr 27, 2022 11:58 AM
@manishm @chandrarsrikant @elonmusk @kpswathi @Twitter And the direction he is planning on taking the company will likely make growth in In…
Apr 27, 2022 11:46 AM
@manishm @chandrarsrikant @elonmusk @kpswathi @Twitter I agree, growth in India is *essential* for Twitter. That said, I have yet to see Mu…
Apr 27, 2022 11:34 AM
@manishm @chandrarsrikant @elonmusk @kpswathi @Twitter It can’t. Unfortunately, based on Musk’s current plans for the company, it will like…
Apr 27, 2022 11:03 AM
@chandrarsrikant @manishm @elonmusk @kpswathi Don’t get me wrong, @Twitter *should* double down on India, but under Musk’s leadership that …
Apr 27, 2022 11:00 AM
@chandrarsrikant @manishm @elonmusk @kpswathi I’m skeptical. Musk has not said anything about focusing on global growth. Furthermore his "f…
Apr 27, 2022 5:52 AM
David Sacks is revolting. https://t.co/Ys976kRYvv
Apr 27, 2022 5:47 AM
Wordle 311 3/6 1: 1st, 2nd and 5th correct but in the wrong place. 2: 4th and 5th perfect, but 2nd and 3rd in the wrong place. 3: Won!
Apr 27, 2022 5:30 AM
$TSLA as a meme stonk, but like for the opposite of "to the moon". https://t.co/OW9YVGO6Gg
Apr 27, 2022 5:11 AM
@jtrobec @samuelmaskell @DrJorts @skilldrick Apologies, but I *must* insist that *the* greatest bird *or* duck name at @twitter was "Geoduc…
Apr 27, 2022 5:05 AM
RT @knorlen: you really have no idea what you are not seeing on this site, nor do you want to
Apr 27, 2022 4:19 AM
@__lucab @samuelmaskell @DrJorts @skilldrick I’ll allow it, but I’ll request that counsel also submit "summingbird" during redirect.
Apr 27, 2022 4:15 AM
RT @the_yeti: When #CarFreeJFK finally passes, will the Mission explode in fireworks like winning a sportsball championship?
Apr 27, 2022 4:02 AM
This is the kind of @TwitterSpaces that I am here for. https://t.co/awnsjDGHeO
Apr 27, 2022 4:01 AM
@the_yeti https://t.co/awnsjDGHeO
Apr 27, 2022 3:51 AM
@arrdem What did you go with dash-cam wise?
Apr 27, 2022 3:40 AM
@ryanoneill @mikecvet @samuelmaskell @DrJorts @skilldrick Overruled. It ends in "duck".
Apr 27, 2022 3:29 AM
@samuelmaskell @DrJorts @skilldrick Objection. Twitter has been great at naming things. Your honor, I’d like to submit "Geoduck" as people’…
Apr 27, 2022 3:07 AM
@kdspaul @a16z Sustained.
Apr 27, 2022 3:06 AM
@firepile I tried to, but then @heyjoshua and @antolnar took away my commit privileges.
Apr 27, 2022 2:51 AM
Wikipedia and the @a16z legal team are gonna be putting in overtime tonight. https://t.co/c46NycJL64
Apr 27, 2022 2:39 AM
RT @mmasnick: So, one thing that hasn't received much attention and should: For all the talk about "free speech," @twitter's legal team is…
Apr 27, 2022 2:31 AM
@Marthalanefox @btaylor As a shareholder, a former employee, and, most importantly, a Twitter user, I am disappointed in the $TWTR board. …
Apr 27, 2022 2:25 AM
@rit Cheers. https://t.co/kiJAt0IoFj
Apr 27, 2022 2:04 AM
The woke mind virus strikes again. I guess it is time to fire all those progressive Tesla employees. https://t.co/g9FYcOjtwE
Apr 27, 2022 1:49 AM
RT @AynRandPaulRyan: Welp. Tesla Stock Plunge Wipes Out $114 Billion In Value As Twitter Deal Sparks Fears via @forbes https://t.co/eMvmN8…
Apr 26, 2022 8:02 PM
RT @sarahjeong: let's get the betting pool started
Apr 26, 2022 7:16 PM
RT @eevee: lol @ every time jack tweets these pie-in-the-sky ideals about how twitter should work when he spent like 12 years driving it in…
Apr 26, 2022 6:53 PM
@elonmusk I haven’t actually heard you make a case that Twitter, in its current form, actually prevents "free speech".
Apr 26, 2022 5:54 PM
@berrics nope
Apr 26, 2022 5:03 PM
RT @graalvm: GraalVM 22.1 is here!🎉 It brings developer experience improvements, Apple Silicon builds, and more. Read what’s inside: https…
Apr 26, 2022 5:01 PM
RT @sarahjeong: Parker is correct: the "free speech!!!!" conservative crowd doesn't give a damn about free speech. Literally take one look…
Apr 26, 2022 3:27 PM
@amdev @christine_su https://t.co/ygW8732SRU
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Apr 26, 2022 3:23 PM
@jpd Don’t forget the Boring Company and Neuralink.
Apr 26, 2022 3:09 PM
@sourcerolls @benshapiro I understand how, to @benshapiro, it seems like *Twitter* is biased, but the algorithm is just exploiting & amplif…
Apr 26, 2022 3:05 PM
@sourcerolls @benshapiro 100% this. Conservatives get recommendations for progressive & woke content because it makes them engage. Woke p…
Apr 26, 2022 11:40 AM
@KendallKetu @DavidSacks What do you mean by "Zuckerberg and Gates too"?
Apr 26, 2022 5:29 AM
@osi Look, my day job is computers so I’m not exactly in peak physical condition. A battle of the wits seems like my best option. https://t…
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Apr 26, 2022 5:19 AM
@osi I’m thinking MMA but with Tweets. https://t.co/jgc9V3gr5d
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Apr 26, 2022 5:16 AM
@catsynth @elonmusk I mean… https://t.co/brBxYIB3xr
Apr 26, 2022 5:02 AM
@AmiFromIndia @elonmusk @jack @Twitter Hopefully I am wrong.
Apr 26, 2022 5:01 AM
@AmiFromIndia @elonmusk @jack @Twitter Anyway, I am sad to say that I am pessimistic that Elon will do the right thing. And I wish Jack was…
Apr 26, 2022 5:00 AM
@AmiFromIndia @elonmusk @jack @Twitter But having seen the Jack/Elon show over the years…at #OneTeam and at all-hands, it really feels like…
Apr 26, 2022 4:58 AM
@AmiFromIndia @elonmusk @jack @Twitter …he *was* a true believer, I still believe that.
Apr 26, 2022 4:46 AM
@AmiFromIndia @elonmusk @jack @Twitter My fear is that @jack is (understandably) reacting to getting pushed out by activist investors…
Apr 26, 2022 4:38 AM
@AmiFromIndia @elonmusk @jack @Twitter I’m not sure @jack is the right person to deliver that lesson.
Apr 26, 2022 4:31 AM
@willnorris Every school is old school even if there are older schools. Glad I was (tangentially) around to see your old-school jape. https…
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Apr 26, 2022 4:27 AM
RT @1andonlyglo: so does elon musk die from the poison pill now
Apr 26, 2022 4:25 AM
@willnorris It was a *great* joke, Will.
Apr 26, 2022 4:03 AM
@synecdotal @pgarg @25Abril1974 TIL!
Apr 26, 2022 3:52 AM
RT @kbeninato: I'm stayingish.
Apr 26, 2022 3:35 AM
Happy anniversary @pgarg! Between COVID, jury duty, $TWTR, and everything else, we definitely get a do-over on today. https://t.co/l7bQbHww…
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Apr 26, 2022 3:14 AM
RT @shaft: @jack I have to agree with many of my former co-workers @jack Twitter could have reorganized as a Public Benefit Corporation ins…
Apr 26, 2022 3:09 AM
RT @RebeccaForBART: Today I sent letters to the health officers in the 5 counties where BART operates, urging them to mandate masks on tran…
Apr 26, 2022 2:33 AM
LOL I posted this before saw @jack’s Tweets.
Apr 26, 2022 2:29 AM
@jack You are a fool.
Apr 26, 2022 2:26 AM
Whenever I think about Elon & Jack’s "friendship", this clip is what keeps playing in my brain. https://t.co/4EL7w7zoNJ
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Apr 26, 2022 2:21 AM
@KSwanny87 @DavidSacks Sure it is.
Apr 26, 2022 2:15 AM
This is the high-quality, engaging content I follow @heyjoshua for and I am happy that The Algorithm™ is bringing that joy to other TLs. ht…
Apr 26, 2022 2:09 AM
@micheal @JoeBlubaugh Nope. The $$$ didn’t make sense then. Still doesn’t make sense. https://t.co/kBp4nj4QjM
Apr 26, 2022 1:38 AM
@slyphon @thinkingfish @jayholler @TwitterSpaces Anyway, a fan of Bryan and the Oxide stuff. Just always painful when anecdotes have only o…
Apr 26, 2022 1:37 AM
@slyphon @thinkingfish @jayholler @TwitterSpaces Not glassfish https://t.co/WflrhDhOs1
Apr 26, 2022 1:28 AM
@micheal @JoeBlubaugh I am an expert in Indian Summer tho.
Apr 26, 2022 1:17 AM
@catsynth @coolgrey Elon
Apr 26, 2022 1:02 AM
Most of the stuff in this space is great, but when it goes, ahem, "off the rails" it goes off the rails.
Apr 26, 2022 1:01 AM
It drives me crazy that there’s no 👎🏼 or "WTF!" emoji in @TwitterSpaces. https://t.co/UNXtd0UR7O
Apr 26, 2022 12:56 AM
@KSwanny87 @DavidSacks Pretty much.
Apr 26, 2022 12:50 AM
@PrietoYesti @DavidSacks Nope. Against the idea that we have so much wealth in the hands of so few. Try to keep up.
Apr 25, 2022 11:48 PM
@PrietoYesti @DavidSacks Not really following your logic on that one, bud.
Apr 25, 2022 11:27 PM
@kdspaul I love this platform for the way our true natures seep out from behind even the most carefully-crafted personal brands.
Apr 25, 2022 11:20 PM
It’s never been about "free speech" with these guys. They just hate some imaginary group of "woke Twitter employees". https://t.co/tgvxImaQ…
Apr 25, 2022 11:08 PM
@BashDaMonkey @DavidSacks Genuinely curious why you think only billionaires "create great value"?
Apr 25, 2022 10:44 PM
@DavidSacks No, pretty sure we’re against billionaires in general.
Apr 25, 2022 10:38 PM
Taking an outside break with the 3yo. Sidewalk chalk has been a core part of our pandemic experience. https://t.co/m4U2XqGhOo
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Apr 25, 2022 10:33 PM
RT @haymarketbooks: Billionaires should not exist
Apr 25, 2022 10:30 PM
RT @dril: go ahead. keep screaming "Shut The Fuck Up " at me. it only makes my opinions Worse
Apr 25, 2022 10:30 PM
RT @PabloTorre: Unfortunately, I came back to find that my mentions had turned into a teeming glue trap for El*n simps and I had to toss th…
Apr 25, 2022 9:56 PM
@micheal I prefer my interpretation. Also, as we all know, there is no "algorithm".
Apr 25, 2022 9:55 PM
@hcf64 Are duels legal there or something?
Apr 25, 2022 9:54 PM
@micheal Good for them, I say.
Apr 25, 2022 9:54 PM
@micheal Pretty sure this is just Tweeps having fun in some otherwise grim times.
Apr 25, 2022 9:28 PM
RT @dagskeenan: Tweeps! Meta Programming Language & Runtime teams are hiring across the board. We have SWE and EM roles in Hack, Python,…
Apr 25, 2022 9:26 PM
RT @smarr: Everyone tries to hire runtime, compiler, and VM people. And we don't have funding for PhD scholarships. Sigh. Industry, this…
Apr 25, 2022 8:34 PM
OK but I mean Twitter VPs have done more damage to the product over the years than any “rogue employees” could ever do.
Apr 25, 2022 8:34 PM
“Product changes will require approval from a vice president…to keep employees…from ‘going rogue’” https://t.co/yKEI8OB7Eu
Apr 25, 2022 8:14 PM
@squarecog Mean Tweets would be ideal.
Apr 25, 2022 8:03 PM
RT @Reductress: BREAKING: Man Makes Midlife Crisis Everybody's Problem: https://t.co/0zOj3YlAfT https://t.co/p1PvoKCz62
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Apr 25, 2022 7:56 PM
@firepile It normally takes a day or two even under normal load. But yeah.
Apr 25, 2022 7:44 PM
@44 https://t.co/YufwiGKjWa
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Apr 25, 2022 7:39 PM
@ChiefScientist At what? Single combat? I certainly hope not.
Apr 25, 2022 7:21 PM
Welp.
Apr 25, 2022 6:50 PM
@deerkoski @pgarg Thanks Mike!
Apr 25, 2022 6:48 PM
RT @MikeIsaac: oh cool whats up
Apr 25, 2022 6:47 PM
RT @dajobe: CNBC says Twitter Shares Halted
Apr 25, 2022 6:40 PM
@shatil TBH I’m not sure what "single combat” is. 🤔
Apr 25, 2022 6:38 PM
@shatil I feel like there would be some sort of rules about that kind of thing, no?
Apr 25, 2022 6:17 PM
@StreamOfRon Well, I certainly wouldn’t challenge HR to single combat.
Apr 25, 2022 6:06 PM
@StreamOfRon Perhaps. But there is precedent: https://t.co/FNThHKtHrs
Apr 25, 2022 6:01 PM
I hereby challenge Elon Musk to single combat Stakes are Twitter
Apr 25, 2022 5:38 PM
RT @marius: https://t.co/R1tVKsLGN6
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Apr 25, 2022 5:35 PM
@moonpolysoft I’m so sorry.
Apr 25, 2022 5:32 PM
RT @patdennis: Sick of people calling everything in crypto a Ponzi scheme. Some crypto projects are pump and dump schemes, while others are…
Apr 25, 2022 5:07 PM
RT @Twitter: Twitter is about to go offline. See you soon!
Apr 25, 2022 3:45 PM
RT @sarahjeong: I have met 18 year olds with a more nuanced understanding of the freedom of the speech. Elon Musk has the level of understa…
Apr 25, 2022 3:39 PM
So that’s one way to get out of jury duty. 😬
Apr 25, 2022 2:35 PM
Welp. The 8yo just tested positive for COVID. It is gonna be a fun week.
Apr 25, 2022 2:19 PM
@bengo By deciding no, obviously.
Apr 25, 2022 2:08 PM
RT @knorlen: he has no idea what he’s getting in to
Apr 25, 2022 2:03 PM
@ykdojo When did he say that? IIRC he said he would open source "the algorithm", whatever that means.
Apr 25, 2022 1:41 PM
RT @MikeIsaac: this week is gonna suck
Apr 25, 2022 12:57 PM
RT @wongmjane: This is like a season finale of Twitter
Apr 25, 2022 12:34 PM
RT @gpapilion: This just in: Twitter board to sell Twitter, rather than learn actually use Twitter.
Apr 25, 2022 12:20 PM
No one at the table understands the actual value (or valuation) of Twitter. https://t.co/dvTK5yyoz7
Apr 25, 2022 12:00 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/8Z3JFGcB5W
Apr 25, 2022 4:50 AM
@MrAndyNgo @elonmusk You are a fool, Andy. A dangerous fool, to be sure, but in the end, a fool nonetheless.
Apr 25, 2022 4:41 AM
RT @roybahat: When you get behind a curtain, almost immediately you will get opportunities to speak your values -- at the risk of being dis…
Apr 25, 2022 4:37 AM
@pmarca Maybe try not reading a book while watching a movie at the same time, Marc. You might actually learn something about free speech.
Apr 25, 2022 2:05 AM
RT @kdspaul: @bcantrill @igb From a tech perspective, it's one of those ghost cities in China we've all seen pictures of. God tier smoke an…
Apr 25, 2022 1:48 AM
RT @hipsterelectron: memes use to meme something
Apr 25, 2022 1:47 AM
RT @bcantrill: Miami apparently just needs a technical co-founder?
Apr 25, 2022 1:09 AM
RT @bcantrill: Tomorrow on our Twitter Space, @ahl and I will be talking about that day at Obvious 15 years ago -- and we will be joined by…
Apr 25, 2022 1:06 AM
@DrJorts Oh, I almost forgot, make sure your hostel has a free breakfast!
Apr 25, 2022 1:04 AM
@DrJorts It’s been ~23 years since I was there but you can probably still survive off of vending-machine baguettes & a bag of clementines f…
Apr 25, 2022 12:13 AM
RT @caraesten: if Elon buys the company I'll keep tweeting but also will make at least one distasteful comment directed at him daily as a s…
Apr 25, 2022 12:00 AM
RT @nhannahjones: We are truly an exceptional nation. This is a choice.
Apr 24, 2022 11:35 PM
RT @jeffvandermeer: it's the Age of the Dipsh*t.
Apr 24, 2022 11:24 PM
The $TWTR board musk not let Elon take over the company.
Apr 24, 2022 10:56 PM
FYI https://t.co/mGgUN7cXUU
Apr 24, 2022 10:12 PM
A fun walk up through the canyon to the SOTA campus with the 8yo this afternoon. https://t.co/CdfBYf2nSk
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Apr 24, 2022 9:39 PM
RT @egallagher_art: @DialHForHagai ask and ye shall receive https://t.co/EhSvd7L4Sb
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Apr 24, 2022 6:11 PM
@StreamOfRon @jayholler Rise and grind, Ron. Rise and grind.
Apr 24, 2022 6:07 PM
Sigh. https://t.co/dscF9cImbY
Apr 24, 2022 6:01 PM
RT @justindross: Twitter is so badly run that they bought Vine and then shut it down and then TikTok became bigger than Twitter, Facebook a…
Apr 24, 2022 6:01 PM
@justindross Seriously. https://t.co/db9Ezhf7fh
Apr 24, 2022 5:39 PM
Keep that in mind when you see them cheering for their buddy Elon and yammering about about "woke" Twitter employees. https://t.co/2pHb0jwf…
Apr 24, 2022 5:39 PM
And this: https://t.co/nsvsmQVPJn
Apr 24, 2022 5:39 PM
The result of their lobbying, in Florida, here in SF, across the US, will be more like this: https://t.co/2ia7DQyrga
Apr 24, 2022 5:39 PM
Remember, these chucklefucks aren't "pro-business". They don't care about "freedom of speech". They are just waging a culture war. https://…
Apr 24, 2022 4:26 PM
RT @incipitsify: They’re telling me I’ve gone too far with this polyrhythm (2:3…99:100) What do you think? https://t.co/q7QqzkqBmV
Apr 24, 2022 1:30 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: An animated GIF from the movie "Mad Max: Fury Road". Max (played by Tom Hardy) mutters to himself and points up as he sa…
Apr 24, 2022 4:21 AM
@GarganaQ @gsdrules1 @btaylor @omidkordestani @elonmusk @Twitter Borges Über Alles
Apr 24, 2022 4:07 AM
@GarganaQ @gsdrules1 @btaylor @omidkordestani @elonmusk @Twitter "A stitch in time…" as they say.
Apr 24, 2022 4:05 AM
RT @sferik: Every week is tech week in San Francisco
Apr 24, 2022 4:05 AM
@GarganaQ @gsdrules1 @btaylor @omidkordestani @elonmusk @Twitter You are gonna have to do better than copy & pasting Google searches.
Apr 24, 2022 4:01 AM
@GarganaQ @gsdrules1 @btaylor @omidkordestani @elonmusk @Twitter WWKS (What Would Kripke Say)?
Apr 24, 2022 3:54 AM
@GarganaQ @gsdrules1 @btaylor @omidkordestani @elonmusk @Twitter I’m starting to think you have me confused with another "Ian Brown” or som…
Apr 24, 2022 3:40 AM
RT @DrJorts: @igb @GarganaQ Bart, Birds, and Jury Duty
Apr 24, 2022 3:36 AM
@GarganaQ Why do you say that?
Apr 24, 2022 3:35 AM
@GarganaQ @gsdrules1 @btaylor @omidkordestani @elonmusk @Twitter I’m not sure I follow. What do you think my job is?
Apr 24, 2022 3:32 AM
@GarganaQ @gsdrules1 @btaylor @omidkordestani @elonmusk @Twitter Yes. You seem to be trying to prove my point.
Apr 24, 2022 3:31 AM
@GarganaQ Follow me on Twitter to find out.
Apr 24, 2022 3:21 AM
@GarganaQ Why do you think I hate everything? 🤔
Apr 24, 2022 1:39 AM
RT @bomani_jones: blake griffin's body is breaking down, and he's somehow playing the best perimeter defense of his life.
Apr 24, 2022 12:36 AM
I hate it here. https://t.co/Nq1gKT34fa
Apr 24, 2022 12:20 AM
On our way out GGP this afternoon we spotted this great blue heron chilling in a tree. https://t.co/HQ9rtVG6s4
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Apr 24, 2022 12:17 AM
RT @uhshanti: even the fucking CHRON EDITORIAL BOARD (who opposed a tenant right to eviction counsel on the grounds that it would encourage…
Apr 23, 2022 7:57 PM
@secretasianman 😬
Apr 23, 2022 7:07 PM
RT @SFBART: Better than a freeway. Have a great car free weekend. https://t.co/Xem8RaDJiQ
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Apr 23, 2022 3:19 PM
@KimDotcom @Twitter @elonmusk Dude, just switch back to the reverse-chron TL. Sheesh!
Apr 23, 2022 3:04 PM
@gsdrules1 @btaylor @omidkordestani @elonmusk @Twitter Without anonymity (the feature of Twitter that Elon seems the most troubled by) you …
Apr 23, 2022 2:59 PM
@gsdrules1 @btaylor @omidkordestani @elonmusk If you really do believe in #freedom and #FreeSpeech, then you will be disappointed by the @T…
Apr 23, 2022 2:56 PM
@gsdrules1 @btaylor @omidkordestani Oh good, you are still here. I once watched @elonmusk ramble for 10 minutes about how accounts like you…
Apr 23, 2022 2:50 PM
@gsdrules1 @btaylor @omidkordestani Don’t start something you can’t finish, son.
Apr 23, 2022 2:38 PM
@gsdrules1 @btaylor @omidkordestani You say that now, but when Elon kicks you off of Twitter… https://t.co/WSHis0hn7t
Apr 23, 2022 2:28 PM
@gsdrules1 @btaylor @omidkordestani That’s not actually "On the contrary".
Apr 23, 2022 2:11 PM
@gsdrules1 @btaylor @omidkordestani Your boy Elon is gonna shut down accounts like yours in a hurry if he takes over $TWTR. https://t.co/Kv…
Apr 23, 2022 5:23 AM
@bandarji @msilver Right back atcha, Sean. Let’s grab a beer sometime and I’ll tell ya all about car-parking (and keying!) protocol during …
Apr 23, 2022 5:20 AM
@bandarji @msilver s/ares/cars
Apr 23, 2022 5:18 AM
@bandarji @msilver Having lived in Chicago for a few winters, the rules of engagement vis-à-vis keying ares are clear: no non-combatant cas…
Apr 23, 2022 5:15 AM
@bandarji @msilver https://t.co/3Rw507I9tF
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Apr 23, 2022 5:09 AM
@bandarji @msilver Not if all the Tweeps and ex-Tweeps keep keying all the Teslas we see parked on the streets.
Apr 23, 2022 5:06 AM
@patio11 I’m not sure I’d go so far as to call @pmarca a "guardian of The Science (TM)".
Apr 23, 2022 4:40 AM
@elonmusk @WholeMarsBlog Dude, come on. Do you really expect us to believe that you have friends?
Apr 23, 2022 4:08 AM
@elonmusk Delete your account.
Apr 23, 2022 3:56 AM
@andreitr Elon is bad for art bots & humans alike.
Apr 23, 2022 3:53 AM
hey @btaylor, @omidkordestani, the $TWTR board has to reject this clown’s offer https://t.co/2LP18sVI2C
Apr 23, 2022 2:57 AM
@KarlRobillard1 @Policy Happy Birthday Karl!!!
Apr 23, 2022 2:40 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: The interior of Glen Park’s BART station in its bright and brutalist glory.
Apr 22, 2022 11:48 PM
What a fucking douchebag. https://t.co/oytSnvWGOb
Apr 22, 2022 6:21 PM
@nima_owji You just need to Tweet more about #crypto and #web3 or just use those hashtags from time to time and new followers (bots) will f…
Apr 22, 2022 4:53 PM
@waxpancake https://t.co/4xmqajdUR6
Apr 22, 2022 5:44 AM
@secretasianman @adamkoford well played
Apr 22, 2022 5:41 AM
Paul Westerberg & The Replacements figured out that you can use *any* cliché you want in your song as long as you make a pun out of it.
Apr 22, 2022 5:32 AM
@jdecked @thenetmonkey @slyphon Yeah, don't burn the kid, but give them space (and the right level) to learn.
Apr 22, 2022 5:31 AM
@jdecked @thenetmonkey @slyphon I'm guessing there's a lot of "Senior X" at the company...or at other companies...who would do great in tha…
Apr 22, 2022 5:30 AM
@jdecked @thenetmonkey @slyphon Right, so maybe Staff X isn't the right level. Too much of a spotlight and probably unfair to have them car…
Apr 22, 2022 5:26 AM
@thenetmonkey @slyphon Yeah, I know it's not on you. Twitter does better than most in finding great people IMO.
Apr 22, 2022 5:14 AM
@thenetmonkey @slyphon ...maybe give them a chance instead?
Apr 22, 2022 5:14 AM
@thenetmonkey @slyphon Counterpoint: this is strike 2 and there's an infinite amount of talented people with less FAANG on their resume...
Apr 22, 2022 4:03 AM
@slyphon I am not here to burn anyone's career, but looking at the kid's title on LinkedIn, it seems *way* too senior to be learning this o…
Apr 22, 2022 3:36 AM
@eshamow @slyphon Was it that product guy?
Apr 22, 2022 3:33 AM
@srw I am just starting on my biking adventure. Have to keep up with the 8yo.
Apr 22, 2022 3:30 AM
@srw Hey, I have a Felt too!
Apr 22, 2022 3:24 AM
RT @Hariskh88083333: 🐶ARABIAN SHIBA🚀 1000X GEM💎 -Next Moonshot 🔥 -BASED TEAM💸 -Always X's @arabianshibaofficial
Apr 22, 2022 3:14 AM
Get "woke" early tomorrow AM as @jayholler & I discuss the week that was over a few delicious soy lattes. #crypto #web3 https://t.co/2ZVwiK…
Apr 22, 2022 2:41 AM
@AliciaTrost @SFBART Can you also schedule a "Get Bob an official BART GM Twitter account" meeting? 🙏🏻
Apr 22, 2022 2:36 AM
RT @BaytAlFann: During the last 10 nights of Ramadan, many Muslims spend more time in Mosques in contemplation & prayer. Mosque ceilings a…
Apr 22, 2022 1:57 AM
RT @baroquebobcat: @synecdotal @arrdem @igb amp amp Actually, that makes me think that would be a great title for a space about fixi…
Apr 22, 2022 12:57 AM
@tutukar Maybe not, but I have a hard time seeing him thread a free speech needle regardless of how he defines those terms.
Apr 21, 2022 8:19 PM
RT @48hills: -> "Only 8.1 percent of reported crimes in 2021 led to an arrest. That is 'the lowest it’s been in the past 10 years.'" -> Dat…
Apr 21, 2022 8:06 PM
Starting to think this Elon guy might not have thought these things through.
Apr 21, 2022 8:04 PM
How can you have "free speech" if everyone is "authenticated"? https://t.co/KvAx7l4esQ
Apr 21, 2022 5:58 PM
Still waiting for rageless Google Docs.
Apr 21, 2022 5:56 PM
@mttgza @RebeccaForBART @npilch @JaniceForBART @BevanDufty You too, Matt. And yeah, you shouldn’t have too much trouble…even my 3yo can do …
Apr 21, 2022 5:37 PM
RT @CNN: CNN+, the streaming service that was hyped as one of the most signifiant developments in the history of CNN, will shut down on Apr…
Apr 21, 2022 4:25 PM
Wordle 306 3/6 Line 1: 5th perfect. Line 2: 1st, 3rd and 5th perfect. Line 3: Won!
Apr 21, 2022 4:17 PM
SOMA https://t.co/m4sCeePOBo
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Apr 21, 2022 3:06 PM
@415Skyb @SFBART It is always the anonymous accounts that talk tough.
Apr 21, 2022 1:48 PM
@EveryDayThief It is a really interesting job.
Apr 21, 2022 1:37 PM
@RebeccaForBART @npilch @JaniceForBART @BevanDufty Thanks you. I ride BART every weekday with my kids. Our 3yo is not vaccinated and as rid…
Apr 21, 2022 1:33 PM
RT @RebeccaForBART: I'm introducing a mask mandate at next week's BART Board meeting, with @JaniceForBART and @BevanDufty. COVID cases are…
Apr 21, 2022 4:28 AM
@bigdivotenergy @SFBART Cry about what?
Apr 21, 2022 4:28 AM
@priyam254 @manishm @elonmusk @Twitter It is true that Twitter needs new leadership, but Elon would be a disaster for the company.
Apr 21, 2022 4:21 AM
Matt & my 8yo are not wrong! https://t.co/pToC47DirM
Apr 21, 2022 4:19 AM
@arrdem The third build is where it all comes together.
Apr 21, 2022 4:15 AM
@pijrrh Garner’s "Red Shift" IIRC was a wild read, it might be a bit heavy. Not sure I remember it well enough to recommend.
Apr 21, 2022 4:14 AM
@pijrrh For a weird, but not too-weird, bit of late-60s sci-fi escape, Roger Zelazny’s "Lord of Light" is a trip.
Apr 21, 2022 4:11 AM
@pijrrh Apologies! But here are a couple (maybe?) obscure faves: Elif Batuman’s "The Idiot: A Novel" John Keene’s "Counternarratives"
Apr 21, 2022 3:50 AM
@pijrrh Actually, upon further reflection I am going to rescind that recommendation.
Apr 21, 2022 3:46 AM
@pijrrh "Red Shift" (1973) by Alan Garner
Apr 21, 2022 3:43 AM
@GarganaQ @LondonBreed Maybe it is the language barrier but I’m still unclear as to what it is you are trying to say vis-à-vis SF public tr…
Apr 21, 2022 3:39 AM
@GarganaQ @LondonBreed In what sense?
Apr 21, 2022 3:37 AM
@GarganaQ @LondonBreed Not sure I follow.
Apr 21, 2022 3:36 AM
@GarganaQ @LondonBreed Can you break that down for me?
Apr 21, 2022 3:33 AM
@GarganaQ @LondonBreed Why do you think the American people are not happy with me?
Apr 21, 2022 3:29 AM
RT @AP: The U.S. Justice Department is filing an appeal seeking to overturn a judge’s order that voided the federal mask mandate on planes,…
Apr 21, 2022 3:22 AM
@A_New_Train Nice save. 🙌🏻
Apr 21, 2022 3:21 AM
@Dan32871048 @LondonBreed Ok Dan 32871048. What is it we should be worrying about?
Apr 21, 2022 3:13 AM
Good news everyone… https://t.co/kq8V8CDOeL
Apr 21, 2022 3:12 AM
RT @AliciaTrost: This is putting the riders first.
Apr 21, 2022 3:11 AM
@elonmusk How do holes with cars solve traffic better than holes with trains?
Apr 21, 2022 3:06 AM
@KlayRiver @A_New_Train @SFBART "meth sniffers"? "dirty pees"? Who, in the year of our Lord 2022, talks like that?
Apr 21, 2022 2:49 AM
@burgessdryan This is the way.
Apr 21, 2022 2:48 AM
Same, but not sorry. https://t.co/qK3SWqpjyb
Apr 21, 2022 2:46 AM
@burgessdryan My 3yo is currently showing me pictures of the Pocky™ sticks she had for dessert on her mom’s iPhone so no judgement here. ht…
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Apr 21, 2022 2:38 AM
@SFBART Stoked you are doing this, but we’d all like you to hurry up. Any way the board can meet and vote earlier than the 28th?
Apr 21, 2022 2:34 AM
@StelioKantos32 @LondonBreed That is a pretty rational response, Stelio.
Apr 21, 2022 2:27 AM
@StelioKantos32 @LondonBreed I’m curious to hear why you think I am not thinking rationally.
Apr 21, 2022 2:24 AM
@MeCommonRaccoon @SFBART Source?
Apr 21, 2022 12:58 AM
@TheGerardTaylor My boy Elon is on the case as well! https://t.co/S5pmCvaJzP
Apr 21, 2022 12:57 AM
@TheGerardTaylor Just trying to help you folks out.
Apr 21, 2022 12:33 AM
@pwussyyyyyy @LondonBreed Keep talking.
Apr 21, 2022 12:27 AM
@SFBART I take BART with my kids every weekday. Our 3yo is not vaccinated. Please bring back the mask mandate!
Apr 21, 2022 12:20 AM
@LondonBreed Will MUNI consider following the lead of BART’s board in seeking to reinstate a mask mandate? /cc: @jeffreytumlin https://t.co…
Apr 21, 2022 12:15 AM
@LondonBreed This is disappointing to hear, Mayor Breed.
Apr 20, 2022 11:43 PM
RT @SFBART: There are no longer any federal, state, or local directives enabling a mask mandate at BART. The state just terminated their or…
Apr 20, 2022 11:26 PM
I am once again asking BART to stop with the 5-car trains during peak travel hours. https://t.co/TnBxQI2bGL
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Apr 20, 2022 9:34 PM
RT @chrisarvinsf: so the muni 420 shuttle goes directly from golden gate park (inside the park!) to civic center BART via oak st. imo put b…
Apr 20, 2022 8:08 PM
@amdev @shantinix https://t.co/Rvans9n72t
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Apr 20, 2022 8:02 PM
@amdev @shantinix Don’t worry Shantini, most of time the "bugs" I report turn out to be egregious misunderstandings of the product on my pa…
Apr 20, 2022 7:59 PM
@amdev @shantinix I promise to alternate my bug reports between the two of you from here on out.
Apr 20, 2022 7:55 PM
@shantinix Counterpoint: @amdev is the only iOS Tweep I know.
Apr 20, 2022 7:39 PM
RT @HiveTheory: My wife is at the AWS Summit in Moscone. They are having 6 presentations simultaneously on one stage and you wear the headp…
Apr 20, 2022 7:15 PM
RT @RebeccaForBART: I strongly support the mask mandate and am working with BART staff to keep riders safe, especially folks who are immune…
Apr 20, 2022 7:11 PM
RT @textfiles: Obviously some things benefit from just being some company you hire - travel firms and printing services come to mind. There…
Apr 20, 2022 7:10 PM
RT @textfiles: Once we got past the initial uwu of discovering that there was a fundamental power of communication and shared resource at a…
Apr 20, 2022 4:57 PM
RT @prchovanec: A social media platform’s policies are good if they are based on sound and fair principles, regardless of who is unhappy.
Apr 20, 2022 3:26 PM
RT @AliciaTrost: This is where things are at. This is what we have communicated consistently with the media since the ruling. Our website h…
Apr 20, 2022 3:26 PM
RT @SFBART: Face masks are still required at BART while we review our options. We are seeking clarity from the state if there is a state…
Apr 20, 2022 2:06 PM
@palvaro VK?
Apr 20, 2022 6:16 AM
This fucken guy. https://t.co/S5pmCuTGxP
Apr 20, 2022 5:46 AM
@PPathole @elonmusk @slashdot what are you even talking about?
Apr 20, 2022 4:20 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: The red Netflix logo catches the setting sun as it extrudes from a beige sign in a Los Gatos parking lot.
Apr 20, 2022 4:06 AM
@Alounatix @oskhan @knorlen https://t.co/V7jr5rUCBg
Apr 20, 2022 3:37 AM
@elonmusk You are trying too hard. I know you know that. Dial it back, buddy.
Apr 20, 2022 2:22 AM
@caraesten This video part (which at the time was mind-blowing) was how I discovered them. https://t.co/YAM77pr4PG
Apr 20, 2022 2:10 AM
RT @gvanrossum: @tech_update0 @ethereum @solana Let web3 die in a flaming ball of fire.
Apr 20, 2022 12:44 AM
I love that our polling place is the local library. Get out* and vote San Francisco! *or mail in your ballot https://t.co/6lojMxWkMd
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Apr 19, 2022 11:24 PM
@retroporter @SFBART @sfmta_muni @LondonBreed @GavinNewsom @kcmetrobus Sigh. We, as a society, are perhaps too dumb to survive.
Apr 19, 2022 11:20 PM
@thejaydenxander I’m not sure I follow.
Apr 19, 2022 11:19 PM
RT @therecount: Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) threatens Twitter after it activated “poison pill” plan to prevent Elon Musk’s acquisition: “We’r…
Apr 19, 2022 7:44 PM
dear god no https://t.co/zOvCe9R6lS
Apr 19, 2022 5:40 PM
RT @sferik: I have no reason to believe there will be any work-related silliness tomorrow, the twentieth day in the month of four.
Apr 19, 2022 5:32 PM
@mikozlowski @gideonyu @elonmusk @Twitter @jack Diamond hands, Michael. HODL
Apr 19, 2022 5:31 PM
@mikozlowski @gideonyu @elonmusk @Twitter @jack It will…wait for it…be worth more, in the future, than @elonmusk’s current offer.
Apr 19, 2022 4:34 PM
Have…have none of these scientists read "The Three-Body Problem"? https://t.co/R9mbCqObnL
Apr 19, 2022 3:50 PM
Hey @SFBART, if you aren’t going to enforce mask mandates then you *have* to run 10-car trains and run them more frequently. https://t.co/A…
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Apr 19, 2022 3:38 PM
This is us on BART this AM because 1) Radhika is unvaccinated and 2) we aren’t inconsiderate assholes putting the public’s health at risk. …
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Apr 19, 2022 2:57 PM
FFS @SFBART https://t.co/C1Da6DWOlJ
Apr 19, 2022 11:09 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Betty Rubble draws a square in the air.
Apr 19, 2022 5:10 AM
@kts A failure of leadership on a global scale. Confusion & a lack of clarity in the face of *any* global threat will be our ultimate undoi…
Apr 19, 2022 4:41 AM
RT @BobWeir: Go @warriors great win tonight. 📷:Minott https://t.co/G8gY7nqeOK
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Apr 19, 2022 4:40 AM
@boztank @ray_ban No you don’t…@twitter just needs better @-mention UX.
Apr 19, 2022 4:20 AM
Let’s not put them at risk because of politics.
Apr 19, 2022 4:20 AM
I, and many other SF and Bay Area parents, take our very young, unvaccinated children on public transit every day.
Apr 19, 2022 4:20 AM
Hey @SFBART & @sfmta_muni, @LondonBreed, and @GavinNewsom: please keep the mask mandate in place for SF & CA public transit.
Apr 19, 2022 3:41 AM
@BeanyYH 😡 https://t.co/tkCEKPwoPW
Apr 19, 2022 3:00 AM
@Zeke_Cao @jayholler I mean, it’s not *my* trial Zeke. :-)
Apr 19, 2022 2:45 AM
@rort …yes, but we’ve nothing better to do between now and the end.
Apr 19, 2022 2:44 AM
Congratulations to @databricks on an awesome hire! https://t.co/azBNQ9PF6t
Apr 19, 2022 2:15 AM
@jack @gingerm @jamesrbuk 💙💚 https://t.co/db9Ezhf7fh
Apr 19, 2022 2:04 AM
@javawithjiva If they *really* loved freedom they would get on those rockets.
Apr 19, 2022 1:59 AM
I wish all the billionaires would go back to blasting themselves off into space again.
Apr 19, 2022 1:53 AM
RT @goldengateblond: this is the judge who killed the mask mandate on planes, so.
Apr 19, 2022 1:21 AM
@gingerm @jack @jamesrbuk Vine was so fucking great. Do you remember the Vine kids app? Our (then) toddler spent *hours* watching those cur…
Apr 19, 2022 1:18 AM
@jsh FFS
Apr 19, 2022 1:17 AM
@BeanyYH That’s a totally fucked-up thing for a captain to announce mid-flight. 😬 Stay safe (and COVID free)!
Apr 18, 2022 11:27 PM
@jayholler @Twitter I mean the geotag is a giveaway, no? Or is that only visible to me?
Apr 18, 2022 11:25 PM
Pretty fucking psyched that BART cars are starting to get packed just in time for the rollback of mask mandates on transit.
Apr 18, 2022 10:09 PM
RT @ElieNYC: Honestly don't think people understand how much Trump and McConnell permanently fucked the federal judiciary
Apr 18, 2022 9:52 PM
Sending hugs and poison pills. https://t.co/elZ2SQ7WZA
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Apr 18, 2022 7:36 PM
@mokomull I’ll stop posting the same stupid GIFs over and over again once the world stops doing the same stupid stuff over and over again.
Apr 18, 2022 7:09 PM
RT @bcantrill: I believe poison pills are a vital mechanism for companies to serve shareholders by remaining independent -- unless Elon ple…
Apr 18, 2022 7:03 PM
@AlexCartaz @jayholler Don’t worry, that is near the top of Elon’s list. It’s just below "Fire Jay Holler".
Apr 18, 2022 7:01 PM
Also: "Mizelle was appointed to the federal court in 2020 by then-President Donald Trump."
Apr 18, 2022 7:01 PM
We live in a dumb country. https://t.co/qtEl9Rxj1k
Apr 18, 2022 6:59 PM
@glcmguy Yikes! You take a spill or they just spontaneously coming apart? :-)
Apr 18, 2022 6:57 PM
@jayholler Sold!
Apr 18, 2022 5:52 PM
@jayholler Might be able to do 7am but need to check with @pgarg.
Apr 18, 2022 5:51 PM
@jayholler 5:30 or 6AM PST?
Apr 18, 2022 5:50 PM
@jayholler It’s our fiduciary duty to host a space each week so… 🙌🏻
Apr 18, 2022 5:47 PM
@glcmguy Nice score!
Apr 18, 2022 5:47 PM
@jayholler You would think that, but we may need to move it a little earlier in the AM.
Apr 18, 2022 3:38 PM
Reply hazy, try again. https://t.co/WguDIVJbGR
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Apr 18, 2022 3:32 PM
@palvaro Amen.
Apr 18, 2022 3:31 PM
Once again, BART delays are impeding my ability to fulfill my civic responsibilities as a juror.
Apr 18, 2022 1:55 PM
Wordle 303 3/6 Line 1: 3rd perfect, but 4th in the wrong place. Line 2: 3rd and 4th perfect, but 2nd & 5th in the wrong place. Line 3: Won!
Apr 18, 2022 4:20 AM
RT @Dixie3Flatline: hey do i know any FP weenies with experience in Scala who are not nazis and are looking for a job? my friend's team at…
Apr 18, 2022 3:51 AM
@GarganaQ @Twitter Not sure what you are talking about buddy…bees are on the what now?
Apr 18, 2022 3:50 AM
@UtopiaDrol Not sure I follow, Timothy. Can you explain?
Apr 18, 2022 3:24 AM
@gideonyu @elonmusk @Twitter @jack Also, as a $TWTR shareholder, Elon’s offer significantly undervalues the company over time.
Apr 18, 2022 2:56 AM
@gideonyu @elonmusk @Twitter @jack Not at the expense of Twitter’s users and customers.
Apr 18, 2022 2:39 AM
@slyphon I believe the board has a fiduciary responsibility to consider this offer. They should spend as much time as needed to figure out …
Apr 18, 2022 2:25 AM
@emilyst Well, the quality is not great (AFAICT) and you don’t see the alt when you choose a GIF. https://t.co/eh2IrAXU1R
Apr 18, 2022 2:23 AM
@mokomull Ok, that one worked. Looks like my "frequently used" GIFs were too old or from a different non-participating provider.
Apr 18, 2022 2:22 AM
@mokomull My alt: "Zooey Deschanel (I think) looks at the camera and makes a 'welp' grimace." https://t.co/hzAElfXW9i
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Apr 18, 2022 2:21 AM
@mokomull Hmm…well not that one.
Apr 18, 2022 2:19 AM
@mokomull Let’s see if it works. My alt: "That guy does that thing where he starts to answer a question then thinks better of it and say…
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Apr 18, 2022 2:11 AM
@emilyst To clarify, some of the ones sourced by the GIF library in the Twitter app supply (possibly via external metadata or API) alt text.
Apr 18, 2022 1:53 AM
(This is likely more common with anImated GIFs as some [all?] contain a default alt-text)
Apr 18, 2022 1:53 AM
One feature request/improvement: some indication as to whether or not the Tweet author added the alt-text or if it was the image provider.
Apr 18, 2022 1:53 AM
Huge shoutout to @TwitterEng for the easy access to alt-text for everyone.
Apr 18, 2022 1:44 AM
@TheGerardTaylor More like: https://t.co/PjZlGUQcBf
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Apr 18, 2022 12:51 AM
@Run_GRP @oviosu @alexisohanian Or 300MM users.
Apr 17, 2022 11:39 PM
@argyris That said I did apparently say something unpleasant about him at one point. https://t.co/emSdM2AfHS
Apr 17, 2022 11:38 PM
@argyris LOL same. Wonder if it is a Tweep thing? 🤔 https://t.co/E2lXmANkWZ
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Apr 17, 2022 10:43 PM
@meeshsparks I’m 8 years in at this point and am giving up hope of reading books on a regular basis until sometime around 2038.
Apr 17, 2022 8:27 PM
@CommitteePro That segue from the whistling audience in the music hall to the orchestra was pretty neat.
Apr 17, 2022 8:17 PM
RT @JYSexton: Oh, for the love of everything. There is no coherent ideology to people like Musk or Zuckerberg. When they want to destroy r…
Apr 17, 2022 8:12 PM
RT @CommitteePro: Global News Updates and Humphrey Jennings' Listen to Britain (1943) #onestreamlive https://t.co/V1JwDD97Oz
Apr 17, 2022 7:43 PM
@AnthroPunk The lord works in mysterious ways.
Apr 17, 2022 7:14 PM
Thanks, Jesus. That’s just great. https://t.co/wlalD4debk
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Apr 17, 2022 5:48 PM
@44 *adds Menotti to the useless 50% bucket* https://t.co/PMOVi0y8Dm
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Apr 17, 2022 5:37 PM
RT @brunoborges: One JVM on a 6-core container will start faster than six JVMs across 1-core containers. #Java #Kubernetes #VerticalScall…
Apr 17, 2022 4:31 PM
RT @gurlcode: The weirdest part about working at Netflix is seeing the wild, inaccurate speculation on what it’s like to work here.
Apr 17, 2022 3:27 PM
@rit I believe the preferred term is "muskrats".
Apr 17, 2022 3:24 PM
@slyphon Amen! https://t.co/hvIPDmC6T2
Apr 17, 2022 3:01 PM
@amdev It's pretty easy. Twitter probably could have done it years ago if 50% of the employees weren't useless.
Apr 17, 2022 2:54 PM
@UtopiaDrol I guess not. Probably has something to do with where I come from.
Apr 17, 2022 2:50 PM
@UtopiaDrol I guess I'm still not getting your point Timothy. Can you explain further?
Apr 17, 2022 2:43 PM
@UtopiaDrol I'm not sure what you mean, Timothy.
Apr 17, 2022 2:15 PM
RT @igb: The PayPal Mafia was a mistake.
Apr 17, 2022 1:59 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/PAS3plthpE
Apr 17, 2022 11:20 AM
@Zeke_Cao :-(
Apr 17, 2022 1:26 AM
@GarganaQ @jaysullivan https://t.co/WFrwbk6Kbd
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Apr 17, 2022 1:12 AM
Back home after a fun and reliably beautiful California drive. https://t.co/E05dI4u1W5
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Apr 17, 2022 12:40 AM
@msilver It was actually pretty kid friendly too! All the food our party had was good. Best place we ate on the trip!
Apr 17, 2022 12:38 AM
@msilver The burger! It was 💯
Apr 16, 2022 7:43 PM
Nobody this unfunny and bad at tweeting should be allowed to own even 1% of $TWTR. https://t.co/aSrlXS4SwG
Apr 16, 2022 3:53 PM
Later, Palm Springs! https://t.co/HUrMXPZebA
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Apr 16, 2022 1:53 PM
A few of the birds I spotted while chilling in the desert. https://t.co/JirjnTX3ex
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Apr 16, 2022 1:38 PM
Do you want an edit button?
Apr 16, 2022 4:43 AM
@jason_koch It’s a pretty awesome feature…you get a zip file with a tiny JavaScript app that allows you to navigate the local data. https:/…
Apr 16, 2022 4:41 AM
@jason_koch It’s the service for requesting an archive of all of your account’s Tweets, data, etc.
Apr 16, 2022 4:11 AM
@cacoco @vicnastea @itsclarkwithane How do I get a pair of those socks tho?
Apr 16, 2022 4:00 AM
@pmarca People work hard to get blocked. Don’t take that away from them.
Apr 16, 2022 3:36 AM
RT @kdspaul: "let the firings commence" Engineers, please choose who you make rich.
Apr 16, 2022 3:00 AM
@herval @replylord Right back atcha.
Apr 16, 2022 3:00 AM
@herval @replylord You certainly can’t point to any bump in user growth around 280.
Apr 16, 2022 3:00 AM
@herval @replylord I asked in Falquora but *crickets*.
Apr 16, 2022 2:59 AM
@herval @replylord The numbers presented it the original 280 deck were never revisited.
Apr 16, 2022 2:58 AM
@herval @replylord 100% did not.
Apr 16, 2022 2:56 AM
@herval @replylord It certainly didn’t move any numbers in terms of engagement or user growth.
Apr 16, 2022 2:29 AM
RT @jbfan911: Kind of stressed about how long it takes trees to grow
Apr 16, 2022 2:15 AM
@hipsterelectron It was w[r]it large upon the office walls at one point. https://t.co/l0HmcBuBxI
Apr 16, 2022 2:13 AM
@dermothaughey He really doesn’t get it. https://t.co/gvwAqgVimQ
Apr 16, 2022 2:11 AM
RT @igb: My tweets are better than yours because I keep it under 140. Brevity is the soul of (T)wit(ter).
Apr 16, 2022 2:09 AM
@greg_price11 Elon would absolutely drive the company into the ground, screwing over shareholders and users alike.
Apr 16, 2022 1:21 AM
@davidjrusek @kpk Ah yes, a *real* poison pill.
Apr 16, 2022 1:17 AM
@davidjrusek @kpk But I think in remember that too. Or at least it was on the table.
Apr 16, 2022 1:16 AM
@davidjrusek @kpk Heresy.
Apr 16, 2022 1:16 AM
@kpk I, on the other hand, would remove one character a month. https://t.co/fznzwmT4hJ
Apr 16, 2022 1:10 AM
@benj_fry You know it! https://t.co/MytowaK3kH
Apr 16, 2022 1:09 AM
Starting to think Musk’s "buying Twitter to save free speech" thing is less about stopping "censorship" & more about removing the char limi…
Apr 16, 2022 1:04 AM
@biz @iamharaldur They are exquisite.
Apr 16, 2022 12:55 AM
My most immediate takeaway from this Tweet is that Elon Musk doesn’t understand what makes Twitter such an amazing and compelling product. …
Apr 15, 2022 10:15 PM
RT @bhaggs: Twitter will launch updates and new features within the next few months (as per usual) and tech journalists will all give Elon…
Apr 15, 2022 9:59 PM
@burgessdryan Yep! Driving back to the Bay Area tomorrow.
Apr 15, 2022 9:42 PM
Well, that was an *excellent* lunch. Thanks for the recommendation @msilver! https://t.co/P1inEmMa42
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Apr 15, 2022 8:20 PM
@burgessdryan It was more sketchy than epic. 😅 Getting close to the windmills was bit dicey given the car-centric nature of this place.
Apr 15, 2022 2:51 PM
If I were a Twitter SRE, I’d be adding more capacity to Grailbird over the weekend.
Apr 15, 2022 2:28 PM
AM run. https://t.co/RNSnEnclRh
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Apr 15, 2022 12:02 AM
RT @marciadorsey: “The Flock” Twitter would not be what it is without your talent! Thank you❣️💙🌻
Apr 14, 2022 11:14 PM
These guys legit have brainworms or something. https://t.co/vq1eUzINZX
Apr 14, 2022 8:15 PM
@elonmusk $TWTR shareholder checking in here…fuck off buddy.
Apr 14, 2022 7:15 PM
Are all ex-PayPal execs such complete dipshits or is it just the first, like, 10 of them? https://t.co/sZWckbKO4t
Apr 14, 2022 4:01 PM
RT @EmoPhilips: this is an exciting time if you’re a large amount of money
Apr 14, 2022 3:37 PM
@jim_sys @elonmusk Sound investment plan you got over there Jim. Good luck!
Apr 14, 2022 3:33 PM
RT @__lucab: buy workday instead
Apr 14, 2022 3:22 PM
RT @brunoborges: The documentation about running #Java on Containers that @mnriem, @kcp, @mon_beck and I have been cooking for a while, is…
Apr 14, 2022 2:42 PM
@seb_m Greenwich!!! My family lived there until I was 5 years old. What a lovely town.
Apr 14, 2022 2:24 PM
@herval Musk might be a better driver but he’s drunk AF and will get us all killed in a clown car crash.
Apr 14, 2022 2:19 PM
@nitinsinghal123 The access road up to the Palm Springs tram.
Apr 14, 2022 2:16 PM
AM run. https://t.co/pDBr1ZhQaL
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Apr 14, 2022 1:58 PM
First as tragedy, then as farce. The third time as an edgelord meme-stonk clown rodeo.
Apr 14, 2022 1:52 PM
@juli1pb No, I believe that *both* @elonmusk and @paraga will run Twitter into the ground. Parag et al will just do it *a lot* slower.
Apr 14, 2022 12:21 PM
@shatil True, true…it is we who have paid for their turn at the wheel.
Apr 14, 2022 11:52 AM
What if we just sold Elon an NFT that said he was the owner of Twitter?
Apr 14, 2022 11:42 AM
Every clown out there thinks they can drive the clown car better than the clowns currently behind the wheel.
Apr 14, 2022 11:19 AM
“the offer price also includes the number 420” As a $TWTR shareholder and a grown up I encourage the Twitter board to reject Musk’s bid.
Apr 14, 2022 11:10 AM
Twitter certainly has “extraordinary potential” that remains unrealized, but this clown will drive the company into the ground. https://t.…
Apr 14, 2022 3:50 AM
@ThomasKunjappu @44 @KCattermole @ryanoneill @bfd @ClearyApp @Twitter In tech, the shift in ownership of processes/tools from people mgrs t…
Apr 14, 2022 3:29 AM
@ThomasKunjappu @44 @KCattermole @ryanoneill @bfd @ClearyApp @Twitter Yeah, unless senior leadership sees it as a competitive advantage it’…
Apr 14, 2022 3:25 AM
@44 @KCattermole @ThomasKunjappu @ryanoneill @bfd @ClearyApp @Twitter But agreed, there is definitely an inflection point in terms of scale…
Apr 14, 2022 3:23 AM
@44 @KCattermole @ThomasKunjappu @ryanoneill @bfd @ClearyApp @Twitter The delta between bespoke in-house and SAAS cost isn’t always as big …
Apr 14, 2022 3:21 AM
@youfoundryan @44 @KCattermole @ThomasKunjappu @ryanoneill @bfd @ClearyApp @Twitter That is, i believe, the premise behind @ClearyApp. :-)
Apr 14, 2022 3:20 AM
@44 @KCattermole @ThomasKunjappu @ryanoneill @bfd @ClearyApp @Twitter Yeah, though Twitter has (or had) FT Workday admins and developers. N…
Apr 14, 2022 3:17 AM
@44 @KCattermole @ThomasKunjappu @ryanoneill @bfd @ClearyApp @Twitter A bespoke solution in the HR space *is* more $$$, but its worth it *…
Apr 14, 2022 3:13 AM
@44 @KCattermole @ThomasKunjappu @ryanoneill @bfd @ClearyApp @Twitter Or rather, don’t give up UX in that space in order to save money.
Apr 14, 2022 3:12 AM
@44 @KCattermole @ThomasKunjappu @ryanoneill @bfd @ClearyApp @Twitter Few things are as critical as friction-free feedback & promo workflow…
Apr 14, 2022 2:55 AM
@paulg I mean your first post, sure. But the follow up is so insane it eclipses whatever point you were trying to make in that first Tweet.
Apr 14, 2022 2:54 AM
@paulg JFC Paul this is a dumb fucking take. Really.
Apr 14, 2022 2:51 AM
@SeanSouthardKY @RyanQuarlesKY Keep on truckin’! At this rate y’all will be living in the stone age by November.
Apr 14, 2022 12:31 AM
@ryanoneill @44 @bfd @ThomasKunjappu and the @ClearyApp folks probably know the evolution of the promo/feedback tools at @Twitter
Apr 14, 2022 12:23 AM
@ryanoneill @44 go/loop IIRC, but that might have been the second tool…there was a migration at one point
Apr 14, 2022 12:21 AM
@larley @Square Wow! Congrats Harley!
Apr 14, 2022 12:17 AM
@cupeepn Congratulations!!!
Apr 14, 2022 12:15 AM
@ryanoneill @44 Twitter had a perfectly fine in-house promo tool and we^H^H they replaced it with a unreliable tool from UX hell.
Apr 14, 2022 12:13 AM
@SFPort @RecParkSF I ♡ Pier 94 https://t.co/JqSM6mvYzA
Apr 13, 2022 8:32 PM
@squarecog Agreed.
Apr 13, 2022 8:10 PM
@eladgil It is an email newsletter service. Let’s not get carried away.
Apr 13, 2022 8:04 PM
@kpk Sure, but I can also imagine a whole world of problems with an unqualified internal hire.
Apr 13, 2022 4:23 PM
@Zeke_Cao @slyphon Yeah, the terrain around Spokane is 💯
Apr 13, 2022 4:18 PM
@Zeke_Cao @slyphon It is one of my least-favorite cities in the US.
Apr 13, 2022 4:13 PM
@slyphon It’s not really "Spokane-style" unless there’s a layer of meth and cocaine in it.
Apr 13, 2022 4:04 PM
@kpk How about a CEO who needs to be paid *and* has previous experience running a company?
Apr 13, 2022 3:12 PM
$30MM is a lot to pay for a CEO with little or no management experience. 🤔 https://t.co/stmq6qTXqx
Apr 13, 2022 2:43 PM
@burgessdryan @NetflixEng @WeAreNetflix Congratulations Ryan! It’s been awesome working with you so far.
Apr 13, 2022 2:12 PM
@amdev I know of a guy with a company doing brain-computer interfaces. Maybe he’d be up for collaborating with Twitter.
Apr 13, 2022 2:01 PM
AM run. https://t.co/qR8eUWAYgO
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Apr 13, 2022 12:35 PM
jwz > a16z
Apr 13, 2022 11:21 AM
@thejaydenxander @jayholler Thanks! We always love to hear from our fans.
Apr 13, 2022 4:38 AM
This evening our 8yo made her own analog version of Wordle for me to play and it was awesome. Wordle 1 4/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 https:…
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Apr 13, 2022 4:11 AM
@jaysullivan The biggest problem right now is "the right notifications". Every day my bots and alts get prompts to engage with right-wing p…
Apr 13, 2022 3:30 AM
RT @mannyfidel: rest in peace to Gilbert Gottfried who has probably the best sequence in game show history on Hollywood Squares. if you're…
Apr 13, 2022 3:07 AM
@beamjack Here is my resume/first Tweet: https://t.co/Nt2G1bsQCc
Apr 13, 2022 2:53 AM
@beamjack Yeah, I can make a system-level font increase, but "character" legibility scales down better than emoji or icons.
Apr 13, 2022 1:25 AM
Emoji on Twitter are too damn small to read. #GetOffMyLawn https://t.co/cWZXdMTI6e
Apr 13, 2022 1:01 AM
@ilunatech @JackRNewhouse 90% of engineering is dependency management unless you are using @NebulaPlugins
Apr 13, 2022 12:47 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A red-tailed hawk hangs in the bright-blue sky, wings outspread, it’s side illuminated by the late-season sun.
Apr 12, 2022 10:24 PM
RT @DanSchkade: https://t.co/7caQjkKTNX
Apr 12, 2022 7:17 PM
RT @coughlin: Interested in compilers, security, and/or C++? @rapidsna and I are hiring security-focused compiler engineers to work on lang…
Apr 12, 2022 7:09 PM
Wordle 297 3/6 Line 1: 3rd and 4th correct but in the wrong place. Line 2: 1st perfect, but 2nd and 5th in the wrong place. Line 3: Won!
Apr 12, 2022 4:12 PM
@wongmjane Happy Birthday!!!
Apr 12, 2022 2:59 PM
@Skittles @TwitterMktg This is Twitter. Thinking has very little to do with anything that happens on here. But yes, I am better than you.
Apr 12, 2022 2:09 PM
@pragashjj @jayholler https://t.co/8Ce2Ut5UKy
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Apr 12, 2022 1:57 PM
@TwitterMktg @Skittles It is an outrage that personal brands were prevented from competing. An outrage!
Apr 12, 2022 1:42 PM
I regret to inform you that @jayholler and I are back on our bullshit this morning. https://t.co/I7Kvplvgz0
Apr 12, 2022 1:38 PM
RT @levie: Today we’re announcing Box Canvas! An all new way to collaborate on content in the cloud! Unlimited Canvases coming to your Box…
Apr 12, 2022 1:13 PM
RT @RosemaryMosco: I snuck a whole page of pigeon science into the @NYTScience today. Honored and thrilled. Is there something in my eye? O…
Apr 12, 2022 1:23 AM
Talk about burying the lede: "…an edit button, a terrible idea some Twitter users have nevertheless desired for years…" https://t.co/DTl92…
Apr 11, 2022 7:58 PM
RT @hayleyalex: Verify everyone who wants to be verified, no edit button, folders for likes, searchable likes, searchable DMs, send DMs to…
Apr 11, 2022 2:45 PM
RT @IanDreiblatt: it’s Chris Burden’s birthday Chris Burden is great https://t.co/KgqUrucyO1
Apr 11, 2022 4:43 AM
RT @jennyholzer: DRAMA OFTEN OBSCURES THE REAL ISSUES
Apr 11, 2022 4:33 AM
RT @MikeIsaac: still reporting it out but a board member casually tweeting out "is this company — on which i serve as a director on its boa…
Apr 11, 2022 4:32 AM
RT @MikeIsaac: absolutely amazing. elon just completely yanking this company around for….????
Apr 11, 2022 4:31 AM
I’m not wearing my reading glasses right now so I am not even sure what emoji this is. https://t.co/ArKSwJIw1A
Apr 11, 2022 4:28 AM
RT @MikeIsaac: story update coming but if you parse the note, here's the key phrase: "We also believed that having Elon as a fiduciary of…
Apr 11, 2022 4:21 AM
@Zeke_Cao @msilver Where were you eating?
Apr 11, 2022 4:18 AM
@paraga @btaylor @Marthalanefox @omidkordestani @jack @malemayehou On the surface it just looks so bad. So *some* explanation has gotta hel…
Apr 11, 2022 4:15 AM
@paraga @btaylor @Marthalanefox @omidkordestani @jack @malemayehou Like, if there was/is a (metaphorical) gun to the company’s head on all …
Apr 11, 2022 4:02 AM
The @jack & @elonmusk "friendship" dynamic seems asymmetrical at best and toxic at worst.
Apr 11, 2022 3:55 AM
RT @MikeIsaac: first take up....more to come https://t.co/XI85nJUrYA
Apr 11, 2022 3:53 AM
@linguangst @paraga I am not an expert in hostile takeovers so I’ll just say I hope not? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Apr 11, 2022 3:46 AM
@evanm @MikeIsaac @BPresley321 You beat me to a "Hatching Twitter" joke by like 23s. Yours was better. https://t.co/OT7c2sBMX5
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Apr 11, 2022 3:44 AM
RT @evanm: @igb @MikeIsaac @BPresley321 Hatching Twitter 2: The Board Ultimatum
Apr 11, 2022 3:37 AM
RT @dijkstracula: With great reluctance I am announcing my candidacy to the twitter board
Apr 11, 2022 3:35 AM
RT @seldo: I am accepting any and all explanations including conspiracy theories, go.
Apr 11, 2022 3:33 AM
@MikeIsaac @BPresley321 Would love to read a deeper dive into the last week.
Apr 11, 2022 3:23 AM
@paraga @btaylor @Marthalanefox @omidkordestani @jack @malemayehou As a $TWTR shareholder, I’d like to hear more about why the board though…
Apr 11, 2022 3:20 AM
@paraga That said, what exactly did the board think was going to happen if not this? /cc: @btaylor @Marthalanefox @omidkordestani @jack @ma…
Apr 11, 2022 3:14 AM
@paraga Good job, Parag. Seriously.
Apr 11, 2022 3:14 AM
RT @paraga: Elon has decided not to join our board. I sent a brief note to the company, sharing with you all here. https://t.co/lfrXACavvk
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Apr 11, 2022 2:34 AM
RT @HighyieldHarry: Good luck @paraga https://t.co/9eAMJ3EPJr
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Apr 11, 2022 12:29 AM
@Beta350R @paraga Who isn’t?
Apr 10, 2022 5:48 PM
@realdarkromance @srw @michaelsayman Twitter, Inc. has its problems. This guy is only gonna make them worse and add a few more for good mea…
Apr 10, 2022 2:41 PM
@boblomo @paraga Yes! He must go!
Apr 10, 2022 2:29 PM
@davidhillgm @davidjrusek I think it’s gonna be a short ride. Musk will either 1) get bored or 2) get booted.
Apr 10, 2022 2:08 PM
@davidjrusek It is exhausting.
Apr 10, 2022 1:55 PM
@firepile Robin.
Apr 10, 2022 12:31 PM
Wordle 295 4/6 Line 1: 3rd perfect. Line 2: Nothing. Line 3: 2nd and 3rd perfect, but 1st in the wrong place. Line 4: Won!
Apr 10, 2022 3:51 AM
RT @srw: @michaelsayman turn the ship around? out of respect to my colleagues that are here now and those that have left, I strongly disagr…
Apr 10, 2022 3:38 AM
@AndrewX192 @petrillic @paraga https://t.co/t5B7mNsoHB
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Apr 10, 2022 3:36 AM
@AndrewX192 Wow! Congrats on a heck of a run Andrew!
Apr 10, 2022 3:33 AM
@petrillic @paraga Amen.
Apr 10, 2022 3:23 AM
@KarlRobillard1 @msilver @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown @pgarg It only adds about 10 minutes to the trip and is *so* worth it. https://t.co/5HYL…
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Apr 10, 2022 3:14 AM
@msilver @KarlRobillard1 @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown @pgarg LA but did 280 to 101 to 152 to 5 at the start which I highly recommend. 152 is …
Apr 10, 2022 3:11 AM
To be fair to @paraga et al there’s really no way they could have predicted their new board member would turn out to be a shitposting troll…
Apr 10, 2022 1:47 AM
Cannonball run from SF to Palm Springs. https://t.co/hedgbNWQEY
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Apr 10, 2022 1:13 AM
@Tslagirl1 I’m not sure I follow. 🤔
Apr 9, 2022 1:32 PM
RT @karlpetermichl: @igb best benefit of clicking on ALT I've experienced so far - thank you for your service, Sir!
Apr 9, 2022 1:14 PM
@jack And underinvested in for years as part of the Twitter product.
Apr 9, 2022 1:11 PM
Gonna tell my kids this was a blockchain. https://t.co/BOPazNYpMe
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Apr 9, 2022 1:01 PM
@Koertjes Not sure I follow, Koert. What are you asking?
Apr 9, 2022 12:10 PM
@jhamlett @SpiritAirlines Godspeed Jeff.
Apr 9, 2022 3:29 AM
@michaelsayman You should also set a goal of meeting 500 ex-Twitter employees.
Apr 9, 2022 2:33 AM
@micheal Wow, that’s more MAUs than Twitter has AFAICT.
Apr 9, 2022 1:49 AM
@burgessdryan @AahnaBrown @sugarbowlresort It was so fun! Spring skiing FTW.
Apr 9, 2022 1:38 AM
Day trip to Tahoe with the 8yo. On the road at 5AM, back in SF by 5PM. https://t.co/elczKkK7EI
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Apr 9, 2022 1:18 AM
@Zeke_Cao @kourge @srw I’m heading out on spring break tomorrow. :-(
Apr 8, 2022 3:42 PM
@shatil "work" https://t.co/ms3RoxPGF8
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Apr 8, 2022 1:18 PM
gm https://t.co/sJ07oKgS3y
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Apr 8, 2022 4:48 AM
@MrAndyNgo Delete your account Andy.
Apr 8, 2022 4:39 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Dried, cracked mud fills the frame, voronoi tessellations as far as the eye can see.
Apr 8, 2022 4:38 AM
You should be able to fave alt-text.
Apr 8, 2022 3:46 AM
@amdev @djpard1s They're Good Jokes Emro
Apr 8, 2022 3:41 AM
RT @hipsterelectron: TWITTER LETS YOU SEE WHO PUTS ALT TEXT ON IMAGES NOW AND SO FAR EVERYONE I EXPECTED TO BE DOING IT IS DOING IT AND THA…
Apr 8, 2022 3:33 AM
TFW an @amdev Tweet inspires you to tweet a pun but he already made that joke like 2 years ago. https://t.co/LxNU7clUyA
Apr 8, 2022 3:30 AM
@amdev Bravo, sir. Bravo!
Apr 8, 2022 3:29 AM
@PaulSchmockers @elonmusk @TwitterSupport @TwitterIR @TwitterSupport can’t help you now, Paul.
Apr 8, 2022 3:26 AM
@amdev I’m sorry — I couldn’t help myself. https://t.co/EUAppGmvx0
Apr 8, 2022 3:23 AM
@PaulSchmockers @elonmusk We really do.
Apr 8, 2022 3:22 AM
What idiot called it "Tweeps quitting Twitter in a hurry because of Elon Musk’s board seat" instead of an "EM dash"?
Apr 8, 2022 3:12 AM
Hah! Sure wish I had an edit button right now.
Apr 8, 2022 3:06 AM
Hey @paraga, and we get an an @elonmusk AMA with $TWTR shareholders as well?
Apr 8, 2022 3:04 AM
@jayholler I’m not disappointed, Jay. I’m just angry.
Apr 8, 2022 2:50 AM
With LIDAR, right? https://t.co/iQPfzX7vPR
Apr 8, 2022 2:47 AM
@pmarca Non-zero chance that Musk is the one live-tweeting it.
Apr 8, 2022 2:44 AM
RT @StevenTDennis: Missed these fireworks earlier https://t.co/tyv4aYPGgF
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Apr 8, 2022 2:02 AM
@tmbg Well done.
Apr 8, 2022 1:36 AM
@RedFridge What do you mean?
Apr 8, 2022 1:04 AM
@Grandma88924974 @jayholler I believe the word you are looking for is "shadowban".
Apr 7, 2022 10:39 PM
RT @TwitterA11y: As promised, the ALT badge and exposed image descriptions go global today. Over the past month, we fixed bugs and gather…
Apr 7, 2022 5:22 PM
Good job everyone. https://t.co/kb4SVzQbVP
Apr 7, 2022 1:22 PM
@jayholler @unsafedefaults Most of the garbage harassment is bots and not real people FWIW.
Apr 7, 2022 1:21 PM
@jayholler @unsafedefaults But it sucks Jay. Sorry you gotta deal with it.
Apr 7, 2022 1:21 PM
@jayholler @unsafedefaults It sort of gives one a sense of what folks who get harassed on a regular basis go through on this platform.
Apr 7, 2022 1:17 PM
Elon Musk is gonna be bad for Twitter and this Twitter Space is gonna be bad for me & @jayholler. https://t.co/qj9J45Vwac
Apr 7, 2022 4:59 AM
RT @gillyarcht: Just fyi, Piqueo’s in Bernal for some remarkably excellent sangria https://t.co/DQjFrcf7ab
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Apr 7, 2022 4:58 AM
@gillyarcht Haven’t been there in *years* but we ♡ Piqueo’s.
Apr 7, 2022 4:52 AM
@KCPacini @ajpacini Well played. https://t.co/MkpE9EG94r
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Apr 7, 2022 4:43 AM
The law only applies to normal people, not @Twitter board members, right @vijaya? https://t.co/Q8bmNu4maC
Apr 7, 2022 4:41 AM
RT @GerritD: NEW: Elon Musk ignored legal disclosure requirements and kept buying Twitter stock well after he was supposed to tell the mark…
Apr 7, 2022 4:26 AM
RT @seldo: Because people get so warped around winning and losing in sports you get weird stuff like trying to ban whole classes of people…
Apr 7, 2022 4:23 AM
@KCPacini @ajpacini RHCP or GTFO
Apr 7, 2022 4:14 AM
@enbnt 🙌🏻
Apr 7, 2022 3:57 AM
The PayPal Mafia was a mistake.
Apr 7, 2022 3:40 AM
@enbnt My only feedback is 1) I need to be super high next time and 2) I need to be watching/listening on a bigger screen than my iPhone
Apr 7, 2022 3:39 AM
@enbnt Awesome. I stayed for the whole thing. That was super fun to watch and listen to.
Apr 7, 2022 3:27 AM
@jayholler Stay strong, buddy.
Apr 7, 2022 3:20 AM
@jim_sys Sadly these diamond hands can’t do anything but HODL.
Apr 7, 2022 3:18 AM
@davidjrusek You and @ysr1729 should hang out.
Apr 7, 2022 3:15 AM
Tune in tomorrow to hear two passionate believers intensely criticize the service. And Elon Musk. And, time permitting, Dan Scavino too. h…
Apr 7, 2022 1:52 AM
@shatil @brawnoven Nice to meet you, cousin! 👋
Apr 7, 2022 1:50 AM
@thattommyhall @Twitter @Microsoft https://t.co/yL4c0iVrwq
Apr 7, 2022 1:38 AM
As a truly decentralized social network is an existential threat to @Twitter’s current model.
Apr 7, 2022 1:35 AM
@shaft @paraga Agreed.
Apr 7, 2022 1:28 AM
…and head off any legitimate chance of true interoperability.
Apr 7, 2022 1:27 AM
…and for @Twitter to play a role like @Microsoft did with WS-* back in the day…
Apr 7, 2022 1:25 AM
The only justification I can think of is that it’s an advantage to "own" the standard for decentralized social networks…
Apr 7, 2022 1:21 AM
What’s the expected return on this "investment" for Twitter, Inc? @paraga? @nedsegal?
Apr 7, 2022 1:18 AM
Speaking as a $TWTR shareholder I don’t believe @Twitter should be funding an independent company to do #crypto R&D. https://t.co/GEVRkaMYST
Apr 6, 2022 11:56 PM
RT @January6thCmte: BREAKING: Peter Navarro and Daniel Scavino, Jr. cited for criminal contempt by House of Representatives for defiance of…
Apr 6, 2022 5:15 PM
@burgessdryan Ugh, it is so hard. Good luck!
Apr 6, 2022 2:56 PM
@MrAndyNgo @elonmusk Delete your account, Andy.
Apr 6, 2022 1:27 PM
@jonmasters He meant it as a joke.
Apr 6, 2022 12:57 PM
RT @MikaelVidstedt: Come join the Java/JVM team at Oracle, looking for great people across all the various areas! #Java #OpenJDK https://t…
Apr 6, 2022 12:56 PM
The probability of @DanScavino going to jail increases! #MAGA https://t.co/awsehsw3Dl
Apr 6, 2022 4:08 AM
@PirateJesus3 @jayholler Reach out. Touch faith.
Apr 6, 2022 3:02 AM
RT @PabloTorre: So, #ESPNDaily is a finalist for Best Sports Podcast at @TheWebbyAwards. And all awards are constructs! BUT. If you can tak…
Apr 6, 2022 2:56 AM
@kayvz @pandemona Congratulations!
Apr 6, 2022 2:38 AM
RT @slpng_giants: Want to platform Nazis? Aim your hordes of followers to harass journalists? Tired of pesky Terms of Service? Come work a…
Apr 6, 2022 1:47 AM
Current new old-vinyl status: https://t.co/CpWMHzc9fr
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Apr 5, 2022 11:43 PM
RT @Dupree: The ‘undo’ button on TwitterBlue is perfectly sufficient. Tweet better.
Apr 5, 2022 10:16 PM
Twitter gets its best product ideas from its users: hashtags…retweets…gaslighting https://t.co/VicnmBf1UT
Apr 5, 2022 10:14 PM
RT @gnat: I don't understand why Twitter doesn't have an Edit button already. It's just a matter of letting me fix the typos in my tweets w…
Apr 5, 2022 10:06 PM
Everything everywhere all at once. https://t.co/VicnmBf1UT
Apr 5, 2022 5:49 PM
I miss the old Twitter when all we talked about was how fucking dumb NFTs are.
Apr 5, 2022 5:44 PM
RT @anildash: I’m trying to imagine any other context where a publicly traded company had seen a customer use their product to break federa…
Apr 5, 2022 5:41 PM
@wholemilk @0xabad1dea But that was definitely a funny Tweet by you and your partner! Great minds, amirite?
Apr 5, 2022 5:39 PM
@wholemilk @0xabad1dea Sorry Rachel, but I am riffing on my own riffs here. And playing on a rich tradition of "monkey paw" jokes on Twitte…
Apr 5, 2022 3:47 PM
Hey SOMA Twitter, what’s the best place to get breakfast near the SF Hall of Justice?
Apr 5, 2022 3:19 PM
Plot twist: the clown car is a Tesla.
Apr 5, 2022 3:08 PM
RT @spaceriker: @igb i'm investing in this now https://t.co/kUQrVZHOQL
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Apr 5, 2022 3:02 PM
Hey @paraga I am also a "passionate believer and intense critic of the service"! What do you say? https://t.co/ecbFMRAK8V
Apr 5, 2022 2:45 PM
RT @__lucab: when i said i wanted shitposter representation on the board, i meant @igb
Apr 5, 2022 2:12 PM
RT @gpapilion: @igb Also by Parag’s statement on qualifications for Musk, Trump would also make a great board member. But I’m guessing he c…
Apr 5, 2022 2:05 PM
@gpapilion Only real upside to all of this.
Apr 5, 2022 1:58 PM
@gpapilion True: https://t.co/0NvBv6bki5
Apr 5, 2022 1:48 PM
If you thought Twitter’s product roadmap was reactive and poorly thought out *before*… https://t.co/2lQzNgxhjP
Apr 5, 2022 1:39 PM
Me: I really wish Twitter’s board members actually used Twitter. *finger on monkey’s paw curls*
Apr 5, 2022 12:33 PM
JFC https://t.co/5x8jGs0TNr
Apr 5, 2022 12:33 PM
RT @paraga: I’m excited to share that we’re appointing @elonmusk to our board! Through conversations with Elon in recent weeks, it became c…
Apr 5, 2022 4:10 AM
RT @mickd415: Photo of fire in Corona Heights from my deck in the Castro. #SF https://t.co/0pcmQerQFr
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Apr 5, 2022 3:17 AM
@arrdem @zkiehl @davidjrusek @the_ironsheik It is my contrarian lottery ticket. https://t.co/iZFKIgvXPa
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Apr 5, 2022 3:14 AM
@arrdem @zkiehl @davidjrusek @the_ironsheik Because my family’s future isn’t riding on it and I believe in this goddamn awful wonderful, uh…
Apr 5, 2022 3:09 AM
@zkiehl @arrdem @davidjrusek @the_ironsheik I am also on team HODL $TWTR
Apr 5, 2022 3:03 AM
@davidjrusek @zkiehl @the_ironsheik I am anti edit button too you know
Apr 5, 2022 2:34 AM
@michaelsayman Lead for what product?
Apr 5, 2022 2:30 AM
See? I told you not to worry. https://t.co/mllK35xPdG
Apr 5, 2022 1:58 AM
RT @dijkstracula: @igb @elonmusk Never would have thought dick would have been the ceo that threaded that needle best but here we are
Apr 5, 2022 1:52 AM
@__femb0t @chrisarvinsf As I think Tolstoy once said: "All unhappy MUNI Tweets are alike." https://t.co/RHuvR9MiiM
Apr 5, 2022 1:47 AM
Say what you will about @elonmusk acquiring a 9% stake in $TWTR, at least it got the company’s CEO to actually tweet something. https://t.c…
Apr 5, 2022 1:41 AM
RT @NWSBayArea: A moderate swell with period 14 to 16 seconds with swell heights over 11 feet will arrive overnight. This will increase th…
Apr 5, 2022 1:23 AM
I hate it here. https://t.co/mllK35xPdG
Apr 5, 2022 1:17 AM
@ruchowdh And it got weird AF. https://t.co/V00GHtV06Y
Apr 5, 2022 1:17 AM
@ruchowdh It was a whole thing. https://t.co/XOUYa5sbgM
Apr 4, 2022 8:14 PM
@psharpe https://t.co/6YrRhUMTj6
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Apr 4, 2022 8:12 PM
RT @TheAmpHour: This week, @cdaylward joins @Chris_Gammell. Charles is a consultant and software/hardware designer who has worked on missio…
Apr 4, 2022 8:12 PM
@cdaylward @Chris_Gammell Hey I subscribe to this podcast!!! Way to go Charles! Looking forward to listening to that episode!
Apr 4, 2022 7:30 PM
@gregkuziacarmel @deliboard Yeah, I am a fan. Was gonna do that today but sadly closed on Mondays. Restaurants amirite?! ;-)
Apr 4, 2022 7:23 PM
What are the best lunch spots near the SF Hall of Justice?
Apr 4, 2022 6:06 PM
@psharpe Thanks Paul, your work on Chargeback last summer was nothing short of heroic. It was an absolute honor to have worked with you.
Apr 4, 2022 5:46 PM
@Zeke_Cao Yep.
Apr 4, 2022 5:35 PM
I am finally getting the recognition my personal brand so richly deserves. https://t.co/0urCxyi6Fw
Apr 4, 2022 3:55 PM
@gctaylor Too the moon, Greg. To the moon.
Apr 4, 2022 3:50 PM
RT @notdanilu: i promise it’s okay to be nice to people and being mean isn’t edgy or interesting.
Apr 4, 2022 3:22 PM
BART is really fucking up my plans for getting to jury duty on time.
Apr 4, 2022 3:20 PM
RT @kdspaul: He's going to get trump's account back online, isn't he?
Apr 4, 2022 3:16 PM
@dpkagrawal @pgarg Thank you Deepak!
Apr 4, 2022 2:09 PM
@nitinsinghal123 @pgarg Thank you Nitin!
Apr 4, 2022 1:43 PM
@javawithjiva Can you endorse me for this on LinkedIn?
Apr 4, 2022 1:34 PM
It turns out the answer is 73,486,938. https://t.co/FaCQ1OEyJZ
Apr 4, 2022 1:28 PM
@44 never a dull day
Apr 4, 2022 12:26 PM
RT @holly_cummins: “An advantage of the Graal JIT being written in Java is its very accessible to Java programmers to go read it and see wh…
Apr 4, 2022 12:00 PM
Maybe this is part of a plan to bring @jack back as CEO? 🤔
Apr 4, 2022 11:48 AM
Hey Tweeps, remember when Elon dialed into that #OneTeam to ramble about social-media conspiracies while he walked around his kitchen?
Apr 4, 2022 11:33 AM
Me: I really wish my $TWTR shares were worth more. *finger on monkey’s paw curls*
Apr 4, 2022 11:26 AM
Don’t worry fellow $TWTR investors, I’m sure the inexperienced CEO will be able to stand up to the world’s most insane activist investor.
Apr 4, 2022 11:16 AM
This isn’t going to end well, is it? https://t.co/1XT3Pscmwh
Apr 4, 2022 2:55 AM
@retroporter @SaysYouRadio Wasn’t there a Seattle-area show that you created or produced or wrote for that served as an inspiration or do I…
Apr 4, 2022 2:36 AM
HBD to @retroporter! AFAIK, @SaysYouRadio wouldn’t have happened without him.
Apr 4, 2022 2:10 AM
@ilunatech Yes…and no. There’s a complexity threshold that delineates what humans vs. ML can manage, but for those two technologies my coun…
Apr 4, 2022 1:23 AM
@retroporter @Twitter TBH I’m pretty sure it is a bug or an incident.
Apr 4, 2022 12:51 AM
Current personal brand status. https://t.co/krzdRQnrIC
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Apr 4, 2022 12:21 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Donald Trump, standing in front of flags, shrugs. Fuck that guy.
Apr 3, 2022 11:16 PM
iykyk https://t.co/bSVvV9NdT5
Apr 3, 2022 11:13 PM
RT @jimmyrocks: A few years ago, my coworkers endorsed me for "pants" on LinkedIn, because I wore dress pants or khakis every day, despite…
Apr 3, 2022 8:29 PM
Back home after an awesome weekend of camping with the 8yo and her classmates. A few of us parents even got bit of surfing in! https://t.co…
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Apr 3, 2022 8:09 PM
@micheal @pgarg Thank you Micheal!!!
Apr 3, 2022 7:01 PM
@normanmaurer Thanks Norman!
Apr 3, 2022 7:01 PM
@javawithjiva @pgarg Thank you Azeem!
Apr 3, 2022 4:20 PM
@marsanfra @pgarg Merci! Moi aussi, mon ami.
Apr 3, 2022 4:10 PM
@s0ySaUc3y 🙏🏻
Apr 3, 2022 4:10 PM
@EJaneL @pgarg Thank you Jane!
Apr 3, 2022 4:09 PM
@vinucharanya @pgarg Thank you Vinu!
Apr 3, 2022 4:09 PM
@brunoborges Thank you Bruno!
Apr 3, 2022 4:09 PM
@myfear @brunoborges Thank you Markus!
Apr 3, 2022 4:08 PM
@danyriv @pgarg Thank you Daniela!
Apr 3, 2022 4:08 PM
@cravensroost @pgarg Thank you Sharon!
Apr 3, 2022 4:07 PM
@amdev @pgarg Thank you Amro!
Apr 3, 2022 4:07 PM
@Zeke_Cao @amdev @pgarg Thank you Zeke!
Apr 3, 2022 4:07 PM
@twtdermot @pgarg Thanks Dermot!
Apr 3, 2022 4:04 PM
@joeharshamshiri Thank you!
Apr 3, 2022 2:40 PM
gm hmb https://t.co/ZEG8F7TE49
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Apr 3, 2022 10:04 AM
@Sharat_Chander Thank you Sharat! 🙏🏻
Apr 3, 2022 2:27 AM
Goodnight HMB. https://t.co/uGcQi2LA4a
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Apr 3, 2022 2:25 AM
@mjduigou @pgarg Thanks Mike!
Apr 3, 2022 2:25 AM
@cupeepn @pgarg 🙏🏻
Apr 2, 2022 11:09 PM
RT @Deor: People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins. It doesn't have to be like that…
Apr 2, 2022 2:34 PM
RT @graalcgo: Next up, we've heard from Carlo Refice, on how the new Quick Build mode makes development build times faster for #graalvm nat…
Apr 2, 2022 2:34 PM
RT @graalcgo: Starting the workshop off strong with our fantastic keynote! "Static Java: The GraalVM Native Image Programming Model" from C…
Apr 2, 2022 6:38 AM
@the_yeti JFC
Apr 1, 2022 7:11 PM
RT @ktosopl: I may be, just a bit, excited to announce both the #Distributed #Actor proposals were accepted in #Swift Evolution! :-) https…
Apr 1, 2022 6:50 PM
RT @electrolemon: huh, just found this ultra-rare Lana Del Rey single in the bin at a record store. i guess she wrote it for a movie soundt…
Apr 1, 2022 4:23 PM
@amdev It was awesome working with you, Amro! Best of luck!
Apr 1, 2022 5:54 AM
RT @kvanaren: me: the netflix algorithm doesn't know me at all netflix: here is a japanese reality show about very very young children be…
Apr 1, 2022 4:51 AM
@jdecked You should do it, but don’t feel bad if you don’t. Be happy either way.
Apr 1, 2022 3:25 AM
@zkiehl @jayholler @msilver @davidjrusek Don’t worry, we only "Rikki Roll" on our show. https://t.co/8xhUVnZjHi
Apr 1, 2022 3:09 AM
@jnack This is the way.