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Jun 30, 2022 5:47 PM
RT @jasongay: hope they like 40,000 badgers at their games
Jun 30, 2022 4:47 PM
RT @goldman: This scotus term really cranked up the go fuck yourself
Jun 30, 2022 3:14 PM
Not if you ask the exec at your company who is gonna take a job with the cloud provider once your company moves from on-prem to the cloud. …
Jun 30, 2022 1:45 PM
I am "just hurt my back picking up the 4yo" years old.
Jun 30, 2022 1:35 PM
RT @sablaah: me to the President of the United States https://t.co/FGeQtaePrH
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Jun 30, 2022 1:18 PM
RT @CarolSingsLand: “I am tired of always dying with a broken heart” - Erik Satie ✨🕯 https://t.co/9uO4OAyDWa
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Jun 30, 2022 12:41 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Purple and blue fade into pink before collapsing into fiery orange behind the black silhouette of a tree lined San Franc…
Jun 30, 2022 1:44 AM
RT @KenJennings: Yes! Sometimes @Jeopardy is a strange and beautiful mystery.
Jun 30, 2022 1:21 AM
RT @Warcop: On-prem is cheaper than cloud. That’s the tweet.
Jun 29, 2022 8:48 PM
@burgessdryan @laurieontech You will need to bring an adapter with you if you visit as the Netflix Los Gatos office is AC.
Jun 29, 2022 2:00 PM
@burgessdryan https://t.co/189FF5rpFv
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Jun 29, 2022 1:48 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: An orange and grey burst of light fades out into streaks of clouds across a blue sky.
Jun 28, 2022 11:56 PM
RT @robmalchow: cali livin! https://t.co/1d9OHaF45w
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Jun 28, 2022 11:48 PM
@robmalchow 😬 stay safe!!!
Jun 28, 2022 6:30 PM
@jayholler Weeekend show maybe?
Jun 28, 2022 6:29 PM
@jayholler I cannot. :-(
Jun 28, 2022 1:36 PM
@codeOfRobin Marking the sweet spot for the amp-to-PA mike placement? https://t.co/z6YJgITnVq
Jun 28, 2022 3:59 AM
TIL: "cacoepy"
Jun 28, 2022 12:12 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A cropped iOS screenshot of the NYT Wordplay app that reads: "Queen Bee You found everything! All 43 words worth 180 poi…
Jun 28, 2022 12:09 AM
@artfullyawear Thanks! Added to my to-read list!
Jun 27, 2022 11:54 PM
@artfullyawear What book?
Jun 27, 2022 11:28 PM
@wesleytodd @NetflixEng No, this round^H^H^H^H^H hike was simply surviving the heat. I suspect the next game^H^H^H^H hike will have a highe…
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Jun 27, 2022 11:20 PM
Fun (but hot 🥵) hike with some cool colleagues at an offsite somewhere in the woods this afternoon. https://t.co/TUbd2zybZZ
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Jun 27, 2022 3:33 AM
@SaraJChipps Ted Chiang’s "Stories of Your Life and Others”
Jun 27, 2022 12:05 AM
Fun family hike this afternoon. Spotted this barn swallow and tons of pelicans & shorebirds along the slough. https://t.co/BPiKODS01G
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Jun 26, 2022 4:43 PM
Wordle 372 3/6 Line 1: 1st, 2nd & 4th correct but in the wrong place. Line 2: 1st, 2nd & 5th correct but in the wrong place. Line 3: Won!
Jun 26, 2022 4:24 PM
What idiot called it "DALL-E Mini" instead of "the collected artworks of Francis Bacon"?
Jun 26, 2022 5:45 AM
@Foone That "Gas Food Lodging" soundtrack is 💯
Jun 26, 2022 5:01 AM
RT @nicolengyw: I dreamt that my team had a team building activity day. We went to rob a bank.
Jun 26, 2022 4:34 AM
RT @peterhartlaub: 👾🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨👾 After 46 years and much public pressure from transit users (mostly me), @SFBART will bring an arcade…
Jun 25, 2022 9:47 PM
Wordle 371 2/6 Line 1: 3rd perfect, but 5th in the wrong place. Line 2: Won!
Jun 25, 2022 3:25 AM
@doriantaylor @fielding LOL, I remember that conversation!
Jun 25, 2022 3:24 AM
RT @doriantaylor: i think working with @igb like 17 years ago (well not him directly) made me hate all things authentication
Jun 25, 2022 2:59 AM
@KamalaHarris We already fucking did that and this is what we got: https://t.co/2SYixSszUL
Jun 25, 2022 2:56 AM
RT @KingJames: It’s ABSOLUTELY ABOUT POWER & CONTROL!!
Jun 25, 2022 2:54 AM
RT @ZackKopplin: The president should resign then
Jun 25, 2022 2:47 AM
@DanScavino 🤔
Jun 24, 2022 4:23 PM
Pack the court! Into a cannon! And fire them into the sun!
Jun 24, 2022 2:50 PM
What a dumb country.
Jun 24, 2022 2:07 PM
@doriantaylor @jayholler C'est une référence politique américaine. https://t.co/eEELCd6fYc
Jun 24, 2022 2:04 PM
.@jayholler & I have decided that we should be on the pardon list, if that is still in the works. https://t.co/9XCIPLMJid
Jun 24, 2022 4:35 AM
@JoshuaOgundu And better tequila.
Jun 24, 2022 4:26 AM
I was also, around that time, teaching myself @Java (on @apple’s MRJ [on OS 8 IIRC]) while often listening to The Olivia Tremor Control. ht…
Jun 24, 2022 4:15 AM
Back in 1999 I used to get up every weekday at 5AM, make coffee, put on a Will Oldham CD, and put in the time learning JavaScript. https:/…
Jun 24, 2022 3:59 AM
RT @njm: And here it is folks. The retweet as I was incorrectly mentioned on a mug with the above tweet has now been put on a water bottle.…
Jun 24, 2022 3:45 AM
RT @tweetsbyparker: aight which one of y’all sold their shares at $75?
Jun 23, 2022 1:45 PM
@DrJorts @ianisqatsibot Anyway, it took me a bunch of adjacent searches and remembering to find it: https://t.co/Mj0BBDniE8
Jun 23, 2022 1:32 PM
RT @jnack: “101 is a cruel and shallow Tesla trench, a long concrete hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.”…
Jun 23, 2022 1:20 PM
@DrJorts @ianisqatsibot A Twitter search index of media alt-text would be so incredibly useful for everyone.
Jun 23, 2022 11:47 AM
RT @ramalhoorg: Full slack engineer
Jun 23, 2022 4:49 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Basking in the low winter sun, an American robin perches atop a pine tree. A bright blue sky fills in the frame of the p…
Jun 23, 2022 4:33 AM
RT @TwitterDev: Join us at our #Chirp Developer Conference, returning Nov. 16 in San Francisco and online, to celebrate our developer commu…
Jun 23, 2022 4:12 AM
RT @micheal: Twitter could potentially buy Medium. Ev makes a come back and becomes iCEO
Jun 23, 2022 2:45 AM
Wordle 368 3/6 Line 1: 3rd correct but in the wrong place. Line 2: 1st perfect, but 3rd and 5th in the wrong place. Line 3: Won!
Jun 23, 2022 2:07 AM
@JemYoung I missed the 280 exit off of 85 this evening on the way home and ended up trapped on 101.
Jun 23, 2022 1:48 AM
I DO NOT LIKE 101 https://t.co/hhBVtzMwnw
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Jun 22, 2022 1:48 PM
RT @sfchronicle: JUST IN: A BART train derailed between Concord and Pleasant Hill stations during rush hour Tuesday, injuring one person an…
Jun 22, 2022 4:42 AM
I ♡ 280. https://t.co/ohbXS9sx9q
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Jun 21, 2022 4:37 AM
@zachlipton @AliciaTrost Agreed! (but also @SFBART should *always* put moving people over fare collection as their first priority)
Jun 21, 2022 4:34 AM
RT @AliciaTrost: When the SF sidewalk and street filled up and no one else could fit, BART passed those stations and dropped people where t…
Jun 21, 2022 4:32 AM
@ChelseaParlett It’s been in production for several months at least, but the (GIF-provider supplied) alt-text is usually not great.
Jun 21, 2022 1:33 AM
@pmarca @sriramk ...that seem to make the biggest fuss about declaring "no politics at work" as a culture value. (e.g. @coinbase)
Jun 21, 2022 1:32 AM
@pmarca @sriramk The companies that seem, externally at least, to have the most disruption around "politics at work" are the ones...
Jun 21, 2022 1:30 AM
@pmarca @sriramk Can you folks clarify what you mean by "politics in the workplace"?
Jun 20, 2022 9:33 PM
@StreamOfRon :-(
Jun 20, 2022 7:23 PM
@the_yeti Where’d did you get the sandwich?
Jun 20, 2022 6:13 PM
RT @SFBART: 11:13am update: Top side at Embarcadero is very crowded. We are going to run through Embarcadero for 10 minutes. Riders can get…
Jun 20, 2022 5:56 PM
RT @SafeStreetRebel: Meanwhile, we're hearing that there are fare inspectors for Muni at Civic Center right now 😡
Jun 20, 2022 3:42 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: The base of the Sutro tower is enshrouded in fog, rain and trees.
Jun 20, 2022 8:15 AM
@msilver @NYTGames The preferred term is “wordcel”.
Jun 20, 2022 5:33 AM
RT @peterhartlaub: How did I become the happier & less stressed bike commuter I am today? I took up @LilyJaniak on her offer for bike ment…
Jun 20, 2022 5:27 AM
Father’s Day trifecta! https://t.co/0b84DqSHip
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Jun 20, 2022 5:02 AM
RT @ATolent2: 🚨BAY AREA🚨 My dad’s convenience store is right where Warriors parade starts. We open at 6:30 a.m., so get some coffee, pastr…
Jun 20, 2022 2:45 AM
@AlSultan_Meriam Thank you Meriam!
Jun 20, 2022 1:19 AM
@AlexCartaz Worth noting amongst all the layers of irony that a previous CEO of Twitter was a writer for Silicon Valley after his ouster.
Jun 19, 2022 9:44 PM
Beach day. https://t.co/J2hsy1OkUj
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Jun 19, 2022 2:14 PM
Let’s take a moment on Father’s Day to recognize that the dad from “Bluey” sets an unrealistic & unattainable standard for dads everywhere.…
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Jun 19, 2022 1:47 PM
@Hivemin49816860 @elonmusk @zebulgar @BillGates I like my odds.
Jun 19, 2022 6:04 AM
@elonmusk @zebulgar @BillGates Seriously Elon, +1'ing culture-war click-bait does not make you an operator.
Jun 19, 2022 5:57 AM
@elonmusk @zebulgar You are lazy AF dude. No wonder @BillGates is shorting you. NGMI
Jun 19, 2022 5:22 AM
Current status: https://t.co/DFOxS7kE7y
Jun 19, 2022 5:13 AM
RT @MagallonNews: Fillmore & Lombard in SF are back open after a crash involving a MUNI coach. #SFPD reported several injuries among rider…
Jun 19, 2022 2:57 AM
Hey @elonmusk, if you are looking for an out from this $TWTR deal my offer still stands. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/kQVRCyZDAJ
Jun 19, 2022 12:33 AM
RT @GergelyOrosz: Damn so many messages from sw engineers in California laid off. Most terrible layoff of 2022 award goes to Tesla: - HR s…
Jun 18, 2022 8:21 PM
RT @_Felipe: Pointing a camera to another phone's screen and OCRing the picture being the most hassle-free data-transfer protocol of our ag…
Jun 18, 2022 7:59 PM
RT @WhiteHouse: Today is a day of celebration for parents and families and a historic milestone in our fight against COVID-19: Vaccines for…
Jun 18, 2022 7:49 PM
Spotted this white-crowned sparrow on the way back from soccer practice this morning. https://t.co/8pJQAgVCEJ
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Jun 18, 2022 4:28 PM
@elonmusk haha
Jun 18, 2022 4:13 PM
@davidjrusek 6/6 for me too this AM. 😅
Jun 18, 2022 6:47 AM
RT @emilyst: if you scan these successfully, satan emerges from your phone and offers you One (1) Faustian Bargain https://t.co/dW1bFdpVmO
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Jun 18, 2022 4:07 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A scene from the TV show "V" wherein a lizard person has shed their human visage.
Jun 18, 2022 4:03 AM
RT @evanm: @igb https://t.co/Q7MjHHl5SA
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Jun 18, 2022 3:31 AM
I think about this Tweet a lot. I get angry every time I think about this Tweet. I think about this Tweet every time I use Twitter search…
Jun 18, 2022 2:13 AM
RT @catsynth: @igb Yep. It’s one of the recurring themes on CatSynth TV. The trick is getting stability and avoiding windshield artifacts…
Jun 18, 2022 2:11 AM
@catsynth The only copy of the final edit I could find was this lo-res version I uploaded a while back. https://t.co/6yUZ3hupfg
Jun 18, 2022 2:09 AM
@catsynth This was my time-lapse setup for a Wisconsin-to-Brooklyn drive back in 2004. https://t.co/xQS3GOK1qO
Jun 18, 2022 2:08 AM
@catsynth Hah! So good. The retro-AV acid-trip effect in the tunnel was so great.
Jun 18, 2022 1:58 AM
@catsynth Wow! That was so good.
Jun 18, 2022 1:41 AM
@catsynth Like from a moving car?
Jun 17, 2022 10:16 PM
Slack could generate subtle & unique differences in kerning, leading, & font rendering to fingerprint user screenshots of internal channels.
Jun 17, 2022 10:09 PM
@nbashaw What are you waiting for?
Jun 17, 2022 6:21 PM
RT @gurlcode: Ok, question time, if you're a senior engineer in a certain domain and you switch to a new domain, are you still a senior?…
Jun 17, 2022 4:09 PM
@msilver @jayholler Yep, great point.
Jun 17, 2022 4:05 AM
RT @LeBatardShow: https://t.co/LgdNtbCpoM
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Jun 17, 2022 4:02 AM
@b8fgq5fd92 @jack WTF does "ex future" mean? https://t.co/uUPHSYRdSK
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Jun 17, 2022 3:51 AM
RT @reyner: Congratulations to the podcast community
Jun 17, 2022 3:38 AM
RT @CaltransD4: San Francisco CHP and Caltrans are currently closing the following WB 80 exits in San Francisco: Fremont, Harrison, 5th, 9t…
Jun 17, 2022 3:32 AM
RT @DanJackson415: Happy 4th of July in Oakland lol
Jun 17, 2022 3:30 AM
RT @SFBART: Once again. #WitnessTheLitness
Jun 17, 2022 3:30 AM
SF is in decline. #NBAFinals #Warriors
Jun 17, 2022 3:19 AM
@wm @c0ngwang 👆
Jun 17, 2022 3:05 AM
@Anonymous_Acc__ @jack I am not sure I follow.
Jun 17, 2022 3:01 AM
@Anonymous_Acc__ @jack Who is "we"?
Jun 17, 2022 2:54 AM
@linguangst https://t.co/o11mMzH2eB
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Jun 17, 2022 2:45 AM
@linguangst I see what you did there 👏🏼
Jun 17, 2022 2:39 AM
@jack Anyway, enjoy the game I guess.
Jun 17, 2022 2:39 AM
@jack Seriously, Jack, how the fuck can you support this guy? https://t.co/amdggtWfYC
Jun 17, 2022 2:37 AM
RT @jeffbercovici: As a journalist I’m pro-leak but there’s no way to understand Elon Musk’s decision to amplify the leak of his future emp…
Jun 17, 2022 2:36 AM
@jack elon
Jun 17, 2022 2:15 AM
#NBAFinals @RealMikeWilbon FTW!
Jun 17, 2022 12:52 AM
RT @scarletfu: A very astute investor (ahem, @roybahat) said "the business skill of the future is the ability to lead an organized workforc…
Jun 17, 2022 12:48 AM
RT @nerdneha: Twitter friends, can you help me out? I'm hiring a Senior Engineering Manager for our new OSPO team (Open Source Program Off…
Jun 16, 2022 8:33 PM
RT @jonnysun: hello i have a very silly piece about hot dogs in the new yorker today! you can read the whole thing here: https://t.co/C9B9…
Jun 16, 2022 4:14 PM
🍿Elon Musk To Address Twitter Employees: Live Updates https://t.co/uQOIUkOYIN
Jun 16, 2022 3:53 PM
Join @jayholler & I this Friday for an all-hands Q&A session. https://t.co/8eOjFM6Npc
Jun 16, 2022 3:20 PM
RT @seldo: Given the degree to which the crypto bubble has been driven by the credibility given to it by a16z investment, the fact that @pm…
Jun 16, 2022 2:57 PM
RT @NBCNews: Anna Sorokin, known for taking hundreds of thousands of dollars from friends and businesses while posing as a German heiress,…
Jun 16, 2022 2:23 PM
RT @mattduss: The embrace of MBS is being presented in terms of a trade off between idealism and realism, but this is wrong. There’s nothin…
Jun 16, 2022 1:28 AM
RT @NWSBayArea: Very strong winds around SFO early this evening. In fact, the airport recently had a gust to 51 mph! Winds should start to…
Jun 16, 2022 12:54 AM
RT @MisterABK: Return of the King of the Hill of the Rings: https://t.co/Jh070fRDt7
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Jun 16, 2022 12:33 AM
Took the kids for a walk this AM. Books were read. Hawks were spotted. https://t.co/aLUVFpH7fK
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Jun 16, 2022 12:09 AM
@palmerj3 Yeah, but I swear it used to have a clone or smudge tool (to remove dust spots) back in the day.
Jun 16, 2022 12:06 AM
Didn’t the Photos app on iOS & OSX have photo retouching tools at some point or am I mis-remembering?
Jun 15, 2022 11:24 PM
RT @TheSFMinute: 🔲 Block to leave Mid-Market for good https://t.co/tRMxyHDfe1
Jun 15, 2022 3:03 PM
@GergelyOrosz 🤔
Jun 15, 2022 2:41 PM
RT @DrTedros: The global outbreak of #monkeypox is clearly unusual and concerning. I have decided to convene the Emergency Committee under…
Jun 15, 2022 1:58 PM
RT @SFFDPIO: UPDATE: FIRE CONTAINED WITH NO STRUCTURES AND NO INJURIES- 4-ACRES https://t.co/11BgxPd4cK
Jun 15, 2022 4:59 AM
RT @ShannonSkalos: This is bonkers 😱
Jun 15, 2022 4:47 AM
@humanredzone @hardeharz @elonmusk Go on.
Jun 15, 2022 4:40 AM
@hardeharz @elonmusk Shut up what? Come on, buddy. At least *try* to give me a sentence or something. Twitter's a two-way street.
Jun 15, 2022 4:30 AM
@elonmusk Dude, just fucking retweet the original Tweet.
Jun 15, 2022 4:26 AM
@sundararajan_a Pain and suffering for everyone who has to migrate from Java 8 to Java >9.
Jun 15, 2022 4:23 AM
Java modules were a mistake.
Jun 15, 2022 2:34 AM
RT @SFFDPIO: UPDATE: FAST-MOVING FIRE APPROACHING THE CREST TO SUNNYDALE AND GOLF COURSE ADDITIONAL UNITS CALLED--AT THIS TIME NO STRUCTURE…
Jun 15, 2022 2:12 AM
Wordle 360 2/6 Line 1: 2nd and 5th perfect, but 3rd in the wrong place. Line 2: Won!
Jun 15, 2022 1:35 AM
RT @ricpacca: We found a way to mount *remote timing* attacks on *constant-time* cryptographic code running on modern x86 processors. How i…
Jun 14, 2022 7:12 PM
RT @adamfelber: Ooh, this is a good question. Let me peel back the curtain on @waitwait just a bit, without giving away any trade secrets……
Jun 14, 2022 2:55 PM
"they will praise your bad management as radical candor" https://t.co/6hOpAm4CSm
Jun 14, 2022 2:54 PM
RT @cwarzel: I wrote about the coinbase CEO and the Elon Musk School of Management, aka management via culture warring. These guys are hail…
Jun 14, 2022 12:32 PM
RT @patio11: Where is the value destruction in crypto? It is in spending billions upon billions of dollars producing castles in the sky, wh…
Jun 14, 2022 12:26 PM
Good morning moon. https://t.co/hrLWghNRML
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Jun 14, 2022 4:40 AM
@replylord You are not wrong.
Jun 14, 2022 4:38 AM
No, seriously. https://t.co/yQhepvcled
Jun 13, 2022 10:14 PM
RT @JaniceForBART: LET’S GO! I’m excited to announce today that I am running for my BART Board re-election this November. In my four years…
Jun 13, 2022 10:13 PM
Here’s *my* voter guide: you should vote for Janice! https://t.co/HAmkGQdekA
Jun 13, 2022 9:58 PM
RT @NBCMontana: NEW VIDEO: @YellowstoneNPS helicopter video shows current conditions of Yellowstone’s North Entrance Road through the Gardn…
Jun 13, 2022 8:10 PM
RT @Sculliosis: @arch_nem truly one of the worst things i've ever seen https://t.co/FaPf2KHFLM
Jun 13, 2022 2:43 AM
@knorlen :-(
Jun 13, 2022 2:41 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A gradient of deep blue to orange sweeps across the sky until it crashes into the black silhouette of the San Francisco…
Jun 13, 2022 2:32 AM
RT @palmerj3: If we've learned anything as an industry it's that we really need to stop trying to make predictive progress bars
Jun 13, 2022 1:07 AM
RT @AriDrennen: This account has gone from posting cringe compilations to target selection for domestic terrorists in like three months flat
Jun 12, 2022 8:32 PM
RT @mokomull: OH: "It's a Ruby script so I can't really read it, I'm just picking up on vibes."
Jun 12, 2022 8:22 PM
@kpk https://t.co/WmTpjXL0OJ
Jun 12, 2022 8:06 PM
While the pandemic isn’t really over, it was still, ahem, *totally rad* to have the first IRL birthday party for @RadhikaBrown. https://t.c…
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Jun 12, 2022 7:34 PM
@BeanyYH Congratulations!!!
Jun 12, 2022 4:22 PM
I am going to rupture something trying to blow up these balloons for my kid’s birthday party.
Jun 12, 2022 1:59 PM
RT @NovalisDMT: Does anyone have a good, free word list for word games? I've been playing with the ENABLE word list, but it has a lot of a…
Jun 12, 2022 4:49 AM
RT @CommitteePro: Tonight on the Committee Program -- Committee calls cabbies, delivers some unsteady global news updates, and @catsynth le…
Jun 12, 2022 4:34 AM
Wordle 357 3/6 Line 1: 5th perfect, but 1st in the wrong place. Line 2: 4th and 5th perfect. Line 3: Won!
Jun 12, 2022 4:17 AM
RT @starbuxman: 👍 https://t.co/69s0Djc77f
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Jun 12, 2022 4:16 AM
RT @rahulsom: I was today years old when I learnt I’ve been cycling wrong for 13 years. I place my keys in my left pocket.
Jun 12, 2022 4:07 AM
@nimalan @robmalchow @sbuss Welp, looks like Steve is getting cold feet. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/pHA2baOWEU
Jun 12, 2022 4:01 AM
LOL @GrowSF https://t.co/kBVDEaignW
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Jun 12, 2022 3:33 AM
@baroquebobcat We have the same one!
Jun 12, 2022 3:25 AM
@nimalan @robmalchow My boy @sbuss is a *huge* fan of recalls. Pretty sure he can hook us up.
Jun 12, 2022 3:15 AM
@satanjeev @nbsteel @gregeganSF Yep! One of my faves!!!
Jun 12, 2022 3:10 AM
@satanjeev @nbsteel Wait! Is that a @gregeganSF book?
Jun 12, 2022 3:08 AM
@satanjeev This is legit next-level dad energy.
Jun 12, 2022 3:05 AM
@baroquebobcat Real talk: how do you keep the tumbler from moving around? We have had some sketchy scenarios due to tumbler migrations.
Jun 12, 2022 3:03 AM
@baroquebobcat Rock tumbler Twitter FTW!
Jun 12, 2022 2:51 AM
@skamille https://t.co/1KyMNh0Jud
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Jun 12, 2022 2:37 AM
@sbuss @agarwal Thanks Steve!
Jun 12, 2022 2:27 AM
@robmalchow If nominated, I will run; if elected, I will serve.
Jun 12, 2022 2:26 AM
RT @robmalchow: .@igb for SFDA
Jun 12, 2022 2:13 AM
@sbuss @agarwal Great job guys! Way to focus the electorate on the issues that really matter to our city. https://t.co/ONSM4gTKVz
Jun 12, 2022 2:08 AM
@twalex You’d be surprised what’s actually legal. :-) https://t.co/xv9iklNu77
Jun 12, 2022 2:07 AM
Good job everyone. Glad we all stayed focused on the issues that have an actual impact on our city. https://t.co/ONSM4gTKVz
Jun 12, 2022 1:52 AM
IANAL, but since it is already legal to key a car that is parked in a bike lane, this seems like the reasonable and obvious next step.
Jun 12, 2022 1:01 AM
How about we make it legal to break into any car that is parked in a bike lane?
Jun 12, 2022 12:54 AM
@cravensroost Happy birthday @sourcerolls!
Jun 12, 2022 12:46 AM
RT @SofiGaming: It's ok lil buddy you fly when you're ready https://t.co/HziMkOrPwO
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Jun 11, 2022 10:30 PM
RT @goldengateblond: whoa. judging by that hat, you may think you know what he's saying — but trust me, you don't. volume up.
Jun 11, 2022 9:35 PM
Despite the «bons temps» implications of the name, "Party City" is a very depressing place.
Jun 11, 2022 4:14 PM
RT @johnjkoko: Tonight we will take a deep dive into our shared fantasy, as Illinoisans, of a streaming platform that only produces prestig…
Jun 11, 2022 4:12 PM
RT @SusanPotter: I would watch all of these.
Jun 11, 2022 2:49 PM
TWITTER DOT COM https://t.co/GVVN9YusxC
Jun 11, 2022 1:38 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: The emerald green hill of Bernal Heights erupts from a sea of densely packed single-family houses under the blue and whi…
Jun 11, 2022 1:05 AM
RT @anildash: @ruchowdh it’s wild the richest dude in the world is a hn rando saying “I could build that in a weekend!” https://t.co/RSHOhP…
Jun 11, 2022 12:16 AM
RT @CubicleApril: This was definitely the worst part about my job at Twitter. Management was always asking if we could find a way to use…
Jun 10, 2022 11:06 PM
RT @leyawn: the ai art thing is fake. i’m the guy who has to draw all the requests like the chess player inside the mechanical turk. you’re…
Jun 10, 2022 4:10 PM
@aspen You can still hit up Mt Hood all summer, no?
Jun 10, 2022 3:43 PM
You all should follow Robin! #PlattyJubes https://t.co/kvqsdjVoFJ
Jun 10, 2022 3:12 PM
@jayholler just setting up my $TWTR
Jun 10, 2022 2:31 PM
Join @jayholler & I this AM as we try to apply the Voight-Kampff test to 500 million Tweets. https://t.co/ffcUpjnHmq
Jun 10, 2022 2:05 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Sun shines through the trees over a green hill into which wooden steps have been cut.
Jun 10, 2022 4:38 AM
@corpAltAddison I mean, I think your instincts are correct here, but I’m just being honest about my corp swag/pun weakness.
Jun 10, 2022 4:36 AM
@corpAltAddison I would wear the shit out of a shirt that said that.
Jun 10, 2022 1:00 AM
It’s a small world^H^H^H^H^H valley. https://t.co/9eqDkynG0k
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Jun 9, 2022 9:59 PM
Spotted this great egret while on a walking 1:1 with @chalimartines this afternoon. https://t.co/Dr9o02Np2I
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Jun 9, 2022 6:21 PM
RT @graalvm: Join our workshop to learn about building efficient Spring boot microservices with GraalVM Native Image: ✅Compile a Spring Boo…
Jun 9, 2022 5:18 PM
@nimalan @pavan_ky @athuras This is SF. We can have a recall for pretty much anything at this point.
Jun 9, 2022 1:23 PM
RT @SFBART: BART trains have resumed operations after an earlier issue although we are experiencing residual delays. Thank you for your pat…
Jun 9, 2022 12:50 PM
RT @SFBART: We are making progress on restoring service throughout the system
Jun 9, 2022 12:50 PM
RT @SFBARTalert: There is a major delay system wide due to a computer failure. Please seek alternate forms of transportation at this time.…
Jun 9, 2022 4:07 AM
Best brain-machine interface to connect humans and computers?
Jun 8, 2022 10:44 PM
@thauburger @WillOremus @elonmusk @lizzadwoskin I don't know if I can help with the Python script but Elon can try starting with my circa-2…
Jun 8, 2022 7:42 PM
@nimalan 😅 I should probably clarify my position: https://t.co/uL8cs3uL4H
Jun 8, 2022 4:40 PM
RT @WillOremus: New: Twitter’s board plans to comply with @elonmusk's demands for internal data by offering access to its full “firehose,”…
Jun 8, 2022 2:11 PM
@benj_fry Oh, they should still vote. I just don’t think they should be allowed to run fear-mongering PACs.
Jun 8, 2022 1:38 PM
The culture war is gonna kill our city. https://t.co/WKB2zinJ43
Jun 8, 2022 6:12 AM
@GeorgeEliseo Thanks for checking in, San Diego.
Jun 8, 2022 6:04 AM
@mrp @garrytan @sfchronicle @SFElections 🧐
Jun 8, 2022 5:47 AM
Talk about burying the lede: "...despite the deep-pocketed Republicans who put the recall question on the ballot..." https://t.co/UtlZ7VEwe…
Jun 8, 2022 5:42 AM
@QuinnyPig @mike_julian @vinucharanya @micheal Happy to share screenshots (sans actual $$$s of course) but they can provide the best backgr…
Jun 8, 2022 5:41 AM
@QuinnyPig @mike_julian You should hit up @vinucharanya and @micheal for the details.
Jun 8, 2022 5:02 AM
@mike_julian Twitter's "Chargeback" system was waaay ahead of it's time. Sadly it was ahead of it's time for Twitter too.
Jun 8, 2022 4:58 AM
RT @teresa: THIS ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Jun 8, 2022 4:49 AM
@pavan_ky https://t.co/RJBoWViqiZ
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Jun 8, 2022 4:45 AM
@pavan_ky I mean a lot of them used to be software engineers so I think this applies to them too. Even if they weren't *good* software eng…
Jun 8, 2022 4:39 AM
SF needs a proposition to ban software engineers, product managers, & venture capitalists from having anything to do with local elections.
Jun 8, 2022 4:22 AM
@peterhartlaub Absolutely *giant* grain of salt: "despite the deep-pocketed Republicans who put the recall question on the ballot"
Jun 8, 2022 4:18 AM
@lenazun Amen.
Jun 8, 2022 4:07 AM
RT @WillJarrettData: Initial results are in - Boudin has been recalled with 61.31% in favor. Take a look at where the votes came from: http…
Jun 8, 2022 3:33 AM
@javawithjiva Been there… https://t.co/j68BcjsxUo
Jun 8, 2022 3:02 AM
RT @rpalcolea: This is a nice way for a manager to tell you that your next meeting is about moving to Ant. Can’t wait for my next big migra…
Jun 8, 2022 2:58 AM
@rit decapital gains
Jun 8, 2022 2:37 AM
We should be allowed to recall billionaires.
Jun 8, 2022 2:22 AM
RT @zkiehl: @davidjrusek Alternately think of fucks like the engine on a sailboat, it can get you where you think you want to go, but once…
Jun 8, 2022 2:05 AM
RT @rxwei: Interested in joining the Swift Charts team? I'm hiring in sunny San Diego! My team in SwiftUI partners with data visualization…
Jun 8, 2022 12:06 AM
I ♡ Ant and I ♡ meetings.
Jun 7, 2022 7:14 PM
RT @LianChikako: San Franciscans, if you haven't filled out and dropped off your ballot yet, do it today! I think reasonable people can dis…
Jun 7, 2022 2:56 PM
Nature is healing: BART is delayed and crowded again.
Jun 7, 2022 1:31 PM
@nvgrw we don't. the collective, conscious suspension of disbelief by the unsleeping passengers is what keeps the plane in the air
Jun 7, 2022 1:14 PM
Hey SF, vote NO on H.
Jun 7, 2022 1:06 PM
@MicrochipMakes "We made a universal Turing machine that determines the halting point in a program by immediately halting the program."
Jun 7, 2022 4:03 AM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Platty Jubes wgah'nagl fhtagn. https://t.co/4gAcwLjtlg
Jun 7, 2022 3:42 AM
RT @flightradar24: New month, new map! See where Flightradar24-supplied ADS-B receivers turned on in May and how you can join the map this…
Jun 6, 2022 8:15 PM
Hey @KenPaxtonTX, I found one of those bots in case you need more evidence. https://t.co/6VRy7r2DKW
Jun 6, 2022 7:59 PM
LOL https://t.co/wGmzzpbzdP
Jun 6, 2022 7:20 PM
RT @tweetsbyparker: at the end of this acquisition saga there is only one thing for certain… https://t.co/0M4trHIO4c
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Jun 6, 2022 2:30 PM
RT @DolanRyanne: @igb I keep hearing that him backing out would tank the stock, but I don't think that's a forgone conclusion. It probably…
Jun 6, 2022 2:30 PM
RT @burgessdryan: “If you give employees more freedom instead of developing processes to prevent them from exercising their own judgment, t…
Jun 6, 2022 1:54 PM
…but it is the best of the bad options for the company, employees, long-term shareholders, and users right now.
Jun 6, 2022 1:54 PM
It will, of course, be a disaster for $TWTR, and it would leave the company vulnerable to other hostile bids…
Jun 6, 2022 1:54 PM
I do hope @elonmusk backs out of the deal. @paraga and the $TWTR board should let him.
Jun 6, 2022 1:41 PM
I wish we had this on the new MUNI and BART trains. :-( https://t.co/QE0NedDC5a
Jun 6, 2022 1:39 PM
RT @espiers: Tell me again why some of you think this man is a genius. Here he is arguing that it’s dumb to conserve the only planet we hav…
Jun 6, 2022 4:14 AM
@elonmusk https://t.co/B7rncqwPA6
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Jun 6, 2022 3:50 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: An American crow perches on and amongst the branches of a leaf-bare tree.
Jun 6, 2022 3:33 AM
RT @GeorgeTakei: The best way to stop a bad guy with a gun is to stop electing other bad guys.
Jun 6, 2022 2:45 AM
s/NBA/MNBA
Jun 6, 2022 1:35 AM
@DannyThomas @rpalcolea @wesleytodd @palmerj3 s/paperclips/running it on the JVM
Jun 6, 2022 1:20 AM
@rpalcolea @wesleytodd @palmerj3 Let’s do this! https://t.co/c6sp92h1r3
Jun 6, 2022 1:15 AM
RT @ritaparada: What is a Tweet? As a single unit, a Tweet is a manifestation of a thought. When used in an exchange between two or more…
Jun 6, 2022 1:13 AM
RT @palmerj3: Ok Netflix friends, how many people there have this shirt? Bought this like six years ago. https://t.co/x7eosCfkWA
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Jun 6, 2022 1:09 AM
@DannyThomas @_fletchr @palmerj3 @tomaslin I want^H^H^H^H need one of these.
Jun 6, 2022 12:50 AM
RT @palmerj3: First day at Netflix tomorrow. I’m definitely not freaking out, YOU’RE freaking out! Sorry for yelling.
Jun 6, 2022 12:49 AM
RT @fchollet: If you plot EM's tweets on a graph and extrapolate from the trend, he's 47 days away from tweeting that global warming is a l…
Jun 5, 2022 11:45 PM
@DannyThomas @palmerj3 @tomaslin Don’t worry, you can always find a sandwich or two somewhere on the campus.
Jun 5, 2022 10:43 PM
@j_houg @RadhikaBrown Thank you! No planned coordination, just don’t want to get them confused or mix up the keys. :-)
Jun 5, 2022 10:40 PM
@AlSultan_Meriam @RadhikaBrown We’ll find out! :-) Pretty sure I kept the paint off the mechanical lock and key parts. I think. 🤔
Jun 5, 2022 10:13 PM
Sundays are for painting. https://t.co/a5SSzzuXkd
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Jun 5, 2022 5:16 PM
Celebrating the #Jubilee by re-reading @neilhimself’s classic "A Study in Emerald" https://t.co/4gAcwLjtlg
Jun 5, 2022 5:10 PM
@HiveTheory "A Portrait of the Fartist as a Dumb Man" https://t.co/r9NMoQEMar
Jun 5, 2022 5:05 PM
@HiveTheory "Stately, trump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead…"
Jun 5, 2022 4:06 PM
RT @seldo: Is rain in San Francisco in June a thing that used to happen and so this is a welcome return, or is it a new and surprising way…
Jun 5, 2022 3:05 PM
RT @NWSBayArea: Its 8 am Sunday morning and we've got rain falling across the Bay Area. Time to read your Sunday paper, check out the comi…
Jun 5, 2022 11:56 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Polka king of the Midwest John Candy talks to Catherine O’Hara in an airport.
Jun 5, 2022 6:13 AM
Had to kill appstoreagent and move existing Xcode to the trash and then re-download and re-install Xcode.
Jun 5, 2022 6:08 AM
@roach Welcome. 🐦📷 https://t.co/xO13tCgBer
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Jun 5, 2022 3:44 AM
Still @&$!% installing! I’m a dad. I only have a few hours (if that!) on the weekend for personal projects. This is *so* frustrating @Apple…
Jun 5, 2022 3:37 AM
RT @enf: It feels so multicultural to be eating New York bakery Texas toast French bread croutons from Ohio in California https://t.co/pwyy…
Jun 5, 2022 3:22 AM
RT @the_yeti: Fire in Glen Park https://t.co/V4KIMiRAyC
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Jun 5, 2022 3:22 AM
RT @SFFDPIO: UPDATE: ADDITIONAL UNITS (1 -ENGINE, 1-TRUCK, AND MOBILE AIR) WERE CALLED TO THE SCENE-- 1 ADULT INJURY WAS BEING TREATED BY…
Jun 5, 2022 3:22 AM
Fire action in Glen Park! The apartments above Glen Park Cleaners caught fire. :-( https://t.co/aS7StKuiPU
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Jun 4, 2022 8:44 PM
Rainbow halo around the sun this afternoon. https://t.co/zy155BrSPl
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Jun 4, 2022 5:08 PM
@DannyThomas @sghill TIL: https://t.co/MaT9c34SFs
Jun 4, 2022 4:56 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A polar bear jumps out of a pool.
Jun 4, 2022 4:55 PM
@rpalcolea @sghill @DannyThomas I tried. I really did. But my old version of Tomcat didn't want play nice with my Java 17 JDK so I had to g…
Jun 4, 2022 4:33 PM
Everything is terrible. https://t.co/fWpOYj8oJS
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Jun 4, 2022 3:59 PM
This is so fucking stupid. java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError: javax/servlet/Filter
Jun 4, 2022 2:34 PM
@44 @thauburger For every slack channel you are in there exists a private slack DM chat with all of the same members except for you.
Jun 4, 2022 5:18 AM
RT @hugolowell: New: Jan. 6 committee fires back at DOJ with late night statement: “We find the decision to reward Mark Meadows and Dan Sca…
Jun 4, 2022 3:39 AM
RT @Jerold_Chinn: Just In: The San Francisco Public Health Department says there is a first "probable case" of a resident with monkeypox. T…
Jun 4, 2022 3:06 AM
I dunno, I say we should put @DanScavino in jail anyway. Just to be sure. https://t.co/VhtIW17mkH
Jun 4, 2022 2:55 AM
RT @KThomasDC: President Biden on Elon Musk: "Lots of luck on his trip to the moon, I guess."
Jun 4, 2022 2:16 AM
RT @DannyThomas: Well, long story short @igb
Jun 4, 2022 2:06 AM
RT @pbakker: Had a great time doing an @improv class with the team today! Thanks for organizing @igb
Jun 4, 2022 12:24 AM
Whoops! Forgot to tag @pbakker.
Jun 4, 2022 12:23 AM
@rpalcolea @improv @beinrhythm_abhi @DannyThomas @chalimartines @NetflixEng @berngp @asibross1 It was so much fun!
Jun 4, 2022 12:19 AM
The Java Platform Team got to close out the week with an improv class! Thanks to Zoe at @improv for the awesome coaching…we all had a blast…
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Jun 3, 2022 2:57 PM
I have a super bad feeling about the economy so @jayholler and I are gonna layoff 10% of our audience. Tune in to see if you made the cut! …
Jun 3, 2022 2:49 PM
@soozinbird https://t.co/sa6hNw3dSo
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Jun 3, 2022 2:46 PM
@var_guitar Hell yeah. https://t.co/bji7H4uXYU
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Jun 3, 2022 2:38 PM
Wordle 349 3/6 Line 1: 3rd and 5th perfect, but 1st in the wrong place. Line 2: 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th perfect. Line 3: Won!
Jun 3, 2022 1:26 PM
@urmomsplummer @elonmusk Why is what?
Jun 3, 2022 1:21 PM
@elonmusk Being a billionaire should automatically disqualify someone from running for public office. And from having a Twitter account.
Jun 3, 2022 7:02 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A white-crowned sparrow perched on the edge of a chert cliff.
Jun 3, 2022 5:53 AM
RT @nimalan: Kingdom on Netflix is excellent - Korean medieval period drama with zombies. If you use English dialogue and subtitles, they’r…
Jun 3, 2022 5:17 AM
@eclai81 TBH you should probably do that *before* you drop the kids off at school. :-)
Jun 3, 2022 5:08 AM
RT @SimoneGiertz: I made this video because I thought it would be funny https://t.co/0ZZgqq9bj8
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Jun 3, 2022 4:43 AM
RT @reedhastings: @stevesi @elonmusk @jamesdouma @RadarMoron @JeffTutorials @karpathy I still marvel at ANSI C. Perfection like an old Bron…
Jun 3, 2022 4:33 AM
@oihamza Ugh. That is terrible!
Jun 3, 2022 3:24 AM
Wrapping up an awesome onsite week of with a JVM Ecosystem team dinner! https://t.co/lPqNJoSdnz
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Jun 2, 2022 4:39 PM
RT @joinenrich: Join @burgessdryan, Senior Software Engineering Manager at @netflix on Tuesday, June 15 at 10 am PT for session 1 of a 2-pa…
Jun 2, 2022 3:11 PM
Sitting in my car, outside my house, giving myself a rapid COVID test before starting my commute. https://t.co/fJQNnNJdRm
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Jun 2, 2022 2:10 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A brown, black and yellow-feathered Townsend’s warbler perches in a green fir tree.
Jun 2, 2022 4:38 AM
RT @teresa: Oakland you are amazing! Seriously. https://t.co/HBUd922GL4
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Jun 2, 2022 3:36 AM
I ♡ 280 https://t.co/zSzWzUeyIS
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Jun 1, 2022 11:33 PM
@javawithjiva @ianisqatsibot 👀 https://t.co/PgwAFGChuy
Jun 1, 2022 9:03 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Two JVM guys (well, one JVM guy and one JVM manager) stand in front of a decorated Christmas tree.
Jun 1, 2022 6:27 PM
RT @burgessdryan: In person panel discussion! It’s so great to see so many Netflix colleagues again 😃 https://t.co/29abO2jX0z
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Jun 1, 2022 5:47 PM
@ryanoneill @Twitter An amazing run, Ryan! Thanks for being an awesome Tweep and a hardcore engineer! https://t.co/dK4RoTYr3E
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Jun 1, 2022 2:58 PM
Former Tweep @MelissaDaimler on @NPR this AM talking about culture and the workplace!
Jun 1, 2022 1:04 PM
RT @prchovanec: Someday, Bitcoin advocates will realize that a stable price (one that isn’t going to the moon) is essential to it functioni…
Jun 1, 2022 1:02 PM
RT @FinancialTimes: Companies have tried to adapt. In Shanghai, Elon Musk's Tesla joined other businesses in demanding workers live on site…
Jun 1, 2022 12:17 PM
RT @jimmyhmiller: Ever wanted to watch a JIT compiler do its magic live? (Just me?) Well, here it is. Over the last week I’ve been working…
Jun 1, 2022 4:32 AM
@TaylorLorenz Don't get me started on the Apple Remote app. https://t.co/BGgLwZy0xO
Jun 1, 2022 2:53 AM
@rpalcolea @burgessdryan We have (twice) ordered from the Sushi restaurant three blocks away from us but accidentally sent it to my parents…
Jun 1, 2022 1:05 AM
Wordle 346 3/6 Line 1: 3rd and 4th correct but in the wrong place. Line 2: 2nd and 3rd perfect, but 1st in the wrong place. Line 3: Won!