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Dec 31, 2022 2:52 PM
@iamharaldur Congratulations Halli!
Dec 31, 2022 1:19 PM
RT @codeOfRobin: This puts the whole “David sacks reacting to a TikTok about a day in the life of a LinkedIn employee” in perspective doesn…
Dec 31, 2022 3:32 AM
RT @danprimack: 1/ Fidelity, which helped @elonmusk finance his $44 billion Twitter takeover, wrote down the value of its investment by 56%…
Dec 30, 2022 9:58 PM
@bigchaz @anm 💙
Dec 30, 2022 9:58 PM
RT @bigchaz: @igb Skyline was the hackweek - high line was the product code name I think. I made the pitch video for it with @anm - correct…
Dec 30, 2022 9:56 PM
RT @squarecog: @igb Highline.
Dec 30, 2022 9:47 PM
@kpk I don’t disagree.
Dec 30, 2022 8:35 PM
RT @mikeindustries: @igb LOL. This has been launched at least three times now.
Dec 30, 2022 8:35 PM
Or was it "Highline"? Anyway, imagine if these guys had bothered to talk to any of the Tweeps before burning it all to the ground.
Dec 30, 2022 8:33 PM
Everything old is new again. Skyline redux. https://t.co/MZ4Xijqs4g
Dec 30, 2022 4:00 PM
Tune in now for a total JIT-show. https://t.co/qevNDBwymY
Dec 30, 2022 6:30 AM
"Turning his attention to Twitter at a moment when the auto industry seems on the brink of a downturn, and as serious competition in electr…
Dec 30, 2022 1:14 AM
Hmm, should have called it a Holler-day Episode. Sorry @jayholler. Missed opportunity there.
Dec 30, 2022 1:14 AM
Tune in this Friday at 8AM for our special Holiday* Episode. *by which we mean we went on vacation and left the laptop that we usually run…
Dec 29, 2022 11:42 PM
RT @ZoeSchiffer: Twitter is closing its Seattle office and asking employees to work from home, per an email to staff. Looking more like the…
Dec 29, 2022 11:16 PM
"…workers have resorted to bringing their own rolls of toilet paper from home." https://t.co/9QoiHxiJi5
Dec 29, 2022 4:47 AM
RT @selviano: @igb Agree. Did you catch all the Dan references? https://t.co/Dk5ewZo3qJ
Dec 29, 2022 4:43 AM
"Glass Onion" is perfect. No notes. https://t.co/LXrtHLC8GL
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Dec 29, 2022 2:27 AM
Current Twitter Web status. https://t.co/TtMy34Nu9k
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Dec 28, 2022 2:52 AM
We did say that. We are still saying that. We could have avoided this whole mess if you all had listened to us in the first place. https://…
Dec 28, 2022 2:13 AM
@DallanInvictus Amen. https://t.co/XOFlp0tK9y
Dec 27, 2022 9:05 PM
A meme stock, but the point is to make it go to zero by relentlessly mocking its CEO.
Dec 27, 2022 3:46 PM
RT @ChrisBloomstran: Brother Kimball was the most prescient seller, nearly top-ticking $109 million at $409.69 a share on 11/5/21, the Frid…
Dec 25, 2022 10:17 PM
I'd love it if Elon just started shutting down servers randomly but my guess is a large public cloud vendor (Oracle🤣probably since Larry's …
Dec 25, 2022 8:02 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Elmo, on fire.
Dec 25, 2022 6:10 AM
RT @noUpside: One of the most remarkable things about twitter is the continued rediscovery of basic facts from first principles, and the co…
Dec 25, 2022 6:06 AM
@burgessdryan I will also add that it is one of the foundations of my "the art of management can be learned by watching movies" theory.
Dec 25, 2022 6:04 AM
@burgessdryan It is also arguably (as in I’d argue that it is) one of the best movies ever made.
Dec 25, 2022 6:02 AM
@burgessdryan "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy"
Dec 25, 2022 4:51 AM
@mgsiegler Depends on the instance TBF.
Dec 25, 2022 12:33 AM
RT @ysr1729: In which Mr. Musk learns about horizontal scale, fault tolerance, and microservices. Yours truly, Ex-crazy-stack-hard-core-en…
Dec 24, 2022 7:10 PM
I sure hope @TwitterEng gets encryption-at-rest rolled out before those SMF and ATL servers start showing up on eBay.
Dec 24, 2022 5:46 PM
RT @cmdrtaco: If your platform displays a number that the users can control even indirectly, it becomes a game. some subset of the populati…
Dec 24, 2022 3:41 PM
@rpalcolea Might be time for Belichick to go though. I mean, he put Patricia in that role and his post-Brady track record is pretty rough.
Dec 24, 2022 6:05 AM
RT @igb: @Darkside @jack Your brother sold us all out in a fit of pique. Look, you are his family. I don’t expect you to agree with me. I a…
Dec 24, 2022 5:17 AM
@Darkside @jack Your brother sold us all out in a fit of pique. Look, you are his family. I don’t expect you to agree with me. I am not try…
Dec 24, 2022 5:12 AM
@Darkside @jack I’ve been using Twitter for the last 16 years too. This isn’t an evolutionary step. This is not a "development". This is an…
Dec 24, 2022 2:20 AM
Also, IANAL but terminating @msol seems retaliatory AF.
Dec 24, 2022 2:20 AM
@sachee Legendary.
Dec 24, 2022 2:11 AM
RT @sachee: no regrets. https://t.co/ItbQfhb6UG
Dec 24, 2022 2:10 AM
A *real* hero. Shout out to @sachee and every other Tweep who had to go through this. I can’t even imagine. https://t.co/hlwtBxXQdW
Dec 24, 2022 1:23 AM
@Sharat_Chander Grateful for you, Sharat. Happy holidays to you and your family. ❤️
Dec 24, 2022 1:17 AM
@CubicleApril 😅 https://t.co/82tGQii0nc
Dec 24, 2022 12:30 AM
@thauburger "Each machine comes preloaded with Twitter customer data and PII!“
Dec 24, 2022 12:22 AM
Is he gonna try and return the servers to Best Buy for store credit or something? https://t.co/DCuyjGkSYT
Dec 24, 2022 12:09 AM
RT @maybettl: @ZoeSchiffer 0% chance Elon pulls off decommissioning both SMF and ATL by end of Q1. PDX doesn’t even have a hadoop cluster r…
Dec 24, 2022 12:07 AM
😂 https://t.co/DCuyjGkSYT
Dec 24, 2022 12:06 AM
RT @ZoeSchiffer: NEW: Twitter is shutting down its data center in Sacramento and downsizing another in Atlanta by early Jan, likely as a co…
Dec 23, 2022 7:07 PM
RT @GergelyOrosz: The more current Twitter devs I talk with about the George Hotz story, the more it shows why hiring someone with no inter…
Dec 23, 2022 6:43 PM
RT @AlexBerkowitzz: @ptolts @goldman @igb Seems like not firing 6000 people before understanding how the code works would have been a savvi…
Dec 23, 2022 6:33 PM
@_hawko @envyred_ Right back atcha Tracy! You were the first person to show up with the (literal) receipts in response to his uninformed cl…
Dec 23, 2022 6:26 PM
RT @MikeIsaac: not tweeting to dance on anyone’s misfortune, but to make a point even the most ardent Elon stans throughout this whole thi…
Dec 23, 2022 6:18 PM
RT @CubicleApril: which is more misaligned?
Dec 23, 2022 3:57 PM
Tune in for awkward silences, bad takes, and self-owns. https://t.co/awvtPZKWpv
Dec 23, 2022 2:29 PM
RT @aunder: So I guess they found the rest of the MAUs huh. Could have saved them a lot of trouble to just watch my presentation at Analyst…
Dec 23, 2022 5:15 AM
Hey @TwitterDesign, you seem to have profoundly misunderstood @EdwardTufte’s chapter on the repetition of "small multiples".
Dec 23, 2022 5:12 AM
What the fuck is this? https://t.co/LeK5Yv3vJa
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Dec 23, 2022 5:05 AM
@superic @elonmusk Typo, slip, or nth-level chess, I miss the days of Creative Commons, open networks, and creativity. I was working at Tw…
Dec 23, 2022 4:46 AM
@palmerj3 "If the customers can see our KR scores then we can all work together to achieve our Objectives!"
Dec 22, 2022 10:40 PM
@soozinbird It’ll get better Susan, and we’re all here for you. ❤️
Dec 22, 2022 6:40 AM
RT @marius: Here’s the thing: Twitter’s stack *is* crazy. But as an industry we have not found another way to build planet scale systems su…
Dec 22, 2022 5:56 AM
@CaptainPJ @jayholler @TwitterSpaces Let’s talk. We need an intro and will pay $$$*. Got some good music from @seb_m lined up but need some…
Dec 22, 2022 5:31 AM
@Sharat_Chander What airport?
Dec 22, 2022 1:50 AM
The bad news is that it is almost certain that we will totally self-own with our usual uninformed opinions & bad takes.
Dec 22, 2022 1:50 AM
The good news is that @jayholler & I moved our show off of @TwitterSpaces a few weeks ago so it is pretty unlikely that some rando with a m…
Dec 21, 2022 6:19 PM
RT @mikecvet: @goldman @igb Complaining about too much code in the system while grading engineers on lines-of-code output lol
Dec 21, 2022 2:56 PM
@amdev They wouldn't give it back to me though.
Dec 21, 2022 2:55 PM
@amdev I am as surprised as you are.
Dec 21, 2022 8:29 AM
RT @goldman: Literally Elon’s response to “describe the stack and why it’s crazy” was “you are a jackass.” His complaint is very much that…
Dec 21, 2022 7:51 AM
@pwnsdx @blakeswineford @spaceriker @elonmusk Amazing.
Dec 21, 2022 7:19 AM
@theBrc007 @realGeorgeHotz I can’t believe he said that out loud.
Dec 21, 2022 7:04 AM
@realGeorgeHotz Calm the fuck down George. The people who know what is going on are in the chat.
Dec 21, 2022 6:58 AM
@realGeorgeHotz You are a complete tool @realGeorgeHotz.
Dec 21, 2022 6:55 AM
RT @Mousr8: @igb @realGeorgeHotz That was wild. Listening in on this has made me realize I'm a FAR better engineer than I thought I was.
Dec 21, 2022 6:54 AM
@goldman 🙏🏻
Dec 21, 2022 6:50 AM
@realGeorgeHotz LOL @realGeorgeHotz doesn’t work for Twitter anymore?!
Dec 21, 2022 6:39 AM
@blakeswineford @spaceriker @elonmusk That is what we in the industry would call a "snappy reply". The writers were probably working aroun…
Dec 21, 2022 6:30 AM
RT @igb: @jason_koch @elonmusk "RomperRoomGobblerFest" FTW
Dec 21, 2022 6:29 AM
@tangibly_musky @sampullara @shv Fuck that guy. Smart, but also dumb.
Dec 21, 2022 6:23 AM
@realGeorgeHotz Elon: "It’s a billion-and-a-halfish server cost."
Dec 21, 2022 6:18 AM
@nimalan @realGeorgeHotz Elon blinked. George carried the water.
Dec 21, 2022 6:12 AM
I gotta say @realGeorgeHotz is such a fucking coward. https://t.co/oHTKGdJE3I
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Dec 21, 2022 6:00 AM
@realGeorgeHotz Well break it down buddy. Tell us how the stack works.
Dec 21, 2022 5:57 AM
@jason_koch @elonmusk "RomperRoomGobblerFest" FTW
Dec 21, 2022 5:52 AM
Elon: "@sampullara is helping out" If you are a founder or a builder, avoid @shv at all costs. Also avoid @sampullara at all costs too.
Dec 21, 2022 5:47 AM
RT @spaceriker: congratulations to @igb for calling out @elonmusk to his face - "what is crazy abt the stack, break it down buddy" to whic…
Dec 21, 2022 5:42 AM
RT @goldman: Elon says "We will have to do a total rewrite to gain velocity" and immediately @igb is says "tell me what's so crazy about th…
Dec 21, 2022 5:32 AM
What is the collective noun for a bunch fucking idiots? https://t.co/Ek1YpilUnp
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Dec 21, 2022 5:07 AM
RT @asianmanrecords: Fuck cancer
Dec 21, 2022 3:50 AM
Hey @btaylor, you still using this app?
Dec 21, 2022 3:44 AM
@sayrer Counterpoint: Shopify has come pretty close, or even achieved, HHVM-levels of separating syntax and language from the runtime.
Dec 21, 2022 3:22 AM
RT @xpvit: Hey #JVM folks, are you willing to explore some Deep Machine Learning or AI and not ready to learn Python? I have collected a li…
Dec 21, 2022 3:19 AM
@Basti @elonmusk It is also the area he knows the least about.
Dec 21, 2022 2:36 AM
Yeah buddy you got this. https://t.co/ZcMiEKosG5
Dec 21, 2022 1:32 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Cinder Cone rises up in front of Interstate 5.
Dec 21, 2022 1:26 AM
@elonmusk @micsolana That is a pretty good description of what is happening to your investors’ money right now, Elon.
Dec 21, 2022 12:09 AM
This account was created for the sole purpose of promoting @ianisqatsibot on #Mastodon https://t.co/pxnxI2N6pB
Dec 21, 2022 12:06 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: You can also follow me in the fediverse at https://t.co/ovzPbTLs4I
Dec 21, 2022 12:01 AM
@elonmusk @pmarca Haha.
Dec 20, 2022 10:09 PM
@Peepeebumfanny @jack No one in the band will talk to me anymore after I became a loony anti-vaxxer.
Dec 20, 2022 10:02 PM
RT @goldman: I hope Elon has people in his life who can tell him that his behavior is endangering Tesla’s brand and stock. I hope he has th…
Dec 20, 2022 7:09 PM
square profiles? how...original https://t.co/scSvqZME3P
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Dec 20, 2022 6:58 PM
RT @Biophany: TFW you spent 44b trying to get your girl back but all you get is Ian Miles Cheong as your reply guy https://t.co/OrQyb2fwFA
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Dec 20, 2022 3:42 PM
RT @ashtonpittman: We are now at the point where @ElonMusk has decided to institute a poll taxes for participating in Twitter polls. 🤡 http…
Dec 20, 2022 6:41 AM
@StopJuSupremacy @gctaylor Wait. Which one is are you referring to?
Dec 20, 2022 5:30 AM
@cmeik I mean *arguably* the greatest movie of all time. Me? I'd argue this one is at the top of the pile. https://t.co/iFnVhi3TjM
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Dec 20, 2022 5:08 AM
@cmeik https://t.co/TqndltkOvE
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Dec 20, 2022 5:07 AM
@cmeik Hey, happy birthday man. Glad we got to connect over this hellsite. Keep up the good work!
Dec 20, 2022 4:55 AM
I mean, I am 100% one of those people.
Dec 20, 2022 4:55 AM
It is wild that like 90% of people on here are like "Fuck you @elonmusk get it over with and just fucking ban me already."
Dec 20, 2022 4:50 AM
We all go down in this burning hellsite together.
Dec 20, 2022 4:49 AM
FWIW I voted "No" on Elon stepping down as Twitter CEO.
Dec 20, 2022 4:49 AM
NGL I actually am a deep state bot. https://t.co/d8kwBxt9qV
Dec 20, 2022 4:39 AM
@CubicleApril According to the Rules of Twitter @elonmusk must abide by the results of this poll.
Dec 20, 2022 3:49 AM
I’m not angry at @jack. I’m disappointed in *and* angry at @jack.
Dec 19, 2022 11:39 PM
RT @dajobe: @TwitterEng Record is actually 143K/sec from 2013 https://t.co/ePEZaVYzh7
Dec 19, 2022 11:00 PM
@sayrer @DavidSacks 4th floor IIRC?
Dec 19, 2022 10:59 PM
@sayrer @DavidSacks Right?!
Dec 19, 2022 10:03 PM
@TwitterEng Welcome back from the dead, @TwitterEng. Also, remind me to stop reporting bugs on this platform. https://t.co/jXuY0HKxyP
Dec 19, 2022 8:48 PM
Simplify. https://t.co/PwXP5shcQr
Dec 19, 2022 3:48 PM
@burgessdryan 🤪
Dec 19, 2022 3:40 PM
@compound248 @tudor @DavidSacks @jaredkushner There's a terrible "he ran a media company before" justification lurking in the shadows.
Dec 19, 2022 3:38 PM
🤔😬 https://t.co/JVJ4ceHlwC
Dec 19, 2022 7:03 AM
RT @pitdesi: Can't wait to hear the convoluted explanation & defense Sacks and JCal have for this.
Dec 19, 2022 5:44 AM
This account was created solely for the purpose of promoting me and @jayholler's show "Ian & Jay Space Out" on YouTube DOT com. https://t.…
Dec 19, 2022 5:32 AM
RT @justinbaragona: Two of the WaPo reporters that Elon Musk recently suspended from Twitter just dropped their story about the alleged sta…
Dec 19, 2022 5:31 AM
RT @elliott_downing: I think the new richest person should be required to buy Twitter now and this cycle should continue until none of them…
Dec 19, 2022 5:29 AM
RT @colbay: The past 2 weeks have been surreal. My mother became psychotic and was involuntarily committed. My father died two days later.…
Dec 19, 2022 5:20 AM
RT @JuddLegum: Musk’s lackeys spent their entire day in my mentions defending this absurd policy as just and wise only to have Musk abandon…
Dec 19, 2022 5:19 AM
RT @JuddLegum: UPDATE: The tweets by @TwitterSupport this morning, announcing a new policy banning linking to competing websites, have been…
Dec 19, 2022 12:29 AM
@amdev @levie https://t.co/emsujGY5hq
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Dec 19, 2022 12:24 AM
RT @levie: Running Twitter doesn’t have to be this hard. It seems like the debt payments stacked up, causing a bunch of negative downstream…
Dec 18, 2022 11:59 PM
RT @Millicentsomer: the point of unclear rules is to semi-plausibly justify arbitrary actions to casual observers and loyalists
Dec 18, 2022 11:57 PM
RT @ayanonagon: I’m so confused by the small number of people in my timeline tweeting about normal things like nothing is going on. Please…
Dec 18, 2022 11:55 PM
RT @l4stewar: These guys (jason, lex etc) are so funny … “comon bro let me give it a shot.. my turn to run twitter”
Dec 18, 2022 11:54 PM
@CubicleApril @elonmusk Probably David Sacks.
Dec 18, 2022 11:49 PM
It’s gonna be @DavidSacks, isn’t it?
Dec 18, 2022 11:44 PM
@javawithjiva Yes. No.
Dec 18, 2022 11:38 PM
This is the dumbest poll on the history of polls.
Dec 18, 2022 11:35 PM
RT @goldengateblond: https://t.co/6pJfncGIhC
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Dec 18, 2022 11:35 PM
FWIW most of the No votes are also Elon haters who just want to see him to go down with the ship.
Dec 18, 2022 11:31 PM
@partoftweets Me too. I want to to see him go down with the ship.
Dec 18, 2022 11:28 PM
Remember, he’s trapped in here with us.
Dec 18, 2022 11:24 PM
@elonmusk The Qatari’s won’t let you leave, huh?
Dec 18, 2022 10:28 PM
RT @norootcause: OK, so Musk is Stalin, PG is Trotsky, …, can someone more knowledgeable than me about Soviet history help fill in the rest?
Dec 18, 2022 7:33 PM
Please hurry up and ban this guy before one his Tweets makes me throw my phone out the window. https://t.co/VU6gRbkdZq
Dec 18, 2022 7:30 PM
RT @haxor: Being caught locking the exit doors is never a good look.
Dec 18, 2022 7:06 PM
RT @CubicleApril: this is the bad place
Dec 18, 2022 6:31 PM
RT @JuddLegum: Hi @elonmusk You have banned linking to your social media competitors, including via link aggregators I'd like to report…
Dec 18, 2022 6:07 PM
Elon's private jet will be staying in Qatar until Twitter 2.0 turns a profit. https://t.co/6YtzErp23S
Dec 18, 2022 6:06 PM
Follow me at .--.-. .. --. -... .--.-. -- .- ... - --- -.. --- -. .-.-.- .... -.-. -.-. .--. .-.-.- --- .-. --. https://t.co/ZKvFHsGa7K
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Dec 18, 2022 5:58 PM
@thomashawk @Apple @Twitter @Flickr Or maybe not, looks like "cross-posting" is still allowed. For now.
Dec 18, 2022 5:55 PM
@thomashawk @Apple @Twitter @Flickr An account that only posts photos from a @flickr account would, AFAICT, fit the definition of impermiss…
Dec 18, 2022 5:53 PM
@thomashawk @Apple @Twitter The only reason @flickr isn't on this list is it is too small. Should it grow again (and I hope it does) it too…
Dec 18, 2022 4:39 PM
RT @EzraNBC: Twitter has rejected Washington Post Reporter Taylor Lorenz’s appeal to her suspension. The company says she “has been permane…
Dec 18, 2022 4:16 PM
RT @justinbaragona: Taylor Lorenz says that she just received this email from Twitter saying her account has been permanently suspended. E…
Dec 18, 2022 3:01 PM
The Qataris are gonna want their money, Elon. https://t.co/GadsXtj4tW
Dec 18, 2022 1:13 PM
RT @prchovanec: This has rapidly, and bizarrely, escalated from “anyone who posts my private jet’s location gets suspended” to “anyone who…
Dec 18, 2022 5:28 AM
RT @BMeiselas: Washington Post reporter Taylor Lorenz has been suspended from Twitter, presumably after sending this tweet https://t.co/dY5…
Dec 18, 2022 5:14 AM
@benj_fry I know the Tweet that will do it, but for now it resides in the belly of Mastodon.
Dec 18, 2022 5:10 AM
RT @goldman: @igb @dunepod Anticipated this on cable news yesterday https://t.co/PiNNhCq6se
Dec 18, 2022 5:10 AM
@goldman @dunepod Elon cannot escape the Goldman Path.
Dec 18, 2022 4:52 AM
This guy is gonna get his ass kicked by the @dunepod crew. https://t.co/9uLae1ZkBb
Dec 18, 2022 2:33 AM
@burgessdryan @JemYoung Seriously tho, minivans rule.
Dec 18, 2022 2:33 AM
@burgessdryan @JemYoung More like "dadass" amirite?
Dec 18, 2022 2:32 AM
@jayholler LOL…I was just checking to see if @elonmusk had blocked me from @TwitterSpaces because I had tuned in to The Forbidden Space. R…
Dec 17, 2022 9:45 PM
@chrismessina Massive arbitrage opportunity here.
Dec 17, 2022 5:37 PM
RT @GabeHoff: Elon Musk just suspended Business Insider reporter Linette Lopez for documenting the times Elon had his enemies tracked and d…
Dec 17, 2022 4:54 PM
RT @tomgara: “Actually it’s about the ethics of sharing transponder data from private jets” is so much funnier than any possible parody of…
Dec 17, 2022 4:52 PM
RT @dajobe: And that was my last day at Twitter. Laid off by email. The experience has been indescribable from chaos to hilarious.
Dec 17, 2022 4:35 PM
@dajobe An epic run Dave. Glad you don't have to work for those goons anymore and hope you get to enjoy some downtime before you do the nex…
Dec 17, 2022 4:32 PM
Dave is an amazing engineer and one of the best colleagues I've ever worked with. That Twitter is still online has a lot to do with his eff…
Dec 17, 2022 3:59 PM
RT @Love2Code: What I don't like about this is that it will create a two-tier system for twitter. It will be even more of a situation where…
Dec 17, 2022 3:26 PM
Ah yes, a shakedown. What a wonderful place this website is becoming. https://t.co/vFT4YnPRfw
Dec 17, 2022 4:34 AM
RT @BigTechAlert: 👀 @elonmusk (Great person. Please do not ban this bot.) is no longer following @bariweiss
Dec 17, 2022 4:00 AM
@m2jr I’m gonna go with C: publishing the whereabouts of a billionaire’s private jet is totally fine.
Dec 17, 2022 3:39 AM
@BetSucess @elonmusk @Tesla @SpaceX That is why we take public transit instead of a private jet, obviously.
Dec 17, 2022 3:34 AM
@BetSucess @elonmusk @Tesla @SpaceX We aren’t what?
Dec 17, 2022 3:27 AM
@BetSucess @elonmusk @Tesla @SpaceX Cool. Glad we are on the same page.
Dec 17, 2022 3:20 AM
@BetSucess @elonmusk I hope so, but we should probably publish his coordinates in real-time just to make sure he isn’t getting distracted b…
Dec 17, 2022 3:17 AM
@BetSucess @elonmusk Yes.
Dec 17, 2022 3:14 AM
@BetSucess @elonmusk I may not be the hero you want, but I am the hero you need.
Dec 17, 2022 3:00 AM
RT @lizrhoffman: Elon Musk's team is seeking new investors for Twitter, offering the same $54.20-a-share deal and trying to close by the en…
Dec 17, 2022 2:49 AM
RT @djcap: Folks who joined Twtr 1.0 got a bottle of (pretty cheap) wine that was intended to be drank, not aged. Lots of us held onto it,…
Dec 17, 2022 1:32 AM
@QuinnRamsey86 @DarthReveille @rachelmillman What do mean by private? Like illegal to access? 🤔
Dec 17, 2022 1:31 AM
@debsYJhill Not really any different other than sever admins can block folks for all users on that server.
Dec 17, 2022 1:10 AM
https://t.co/NFVSro5EY7
Dec 17, 2022 1:03 AM
@goldman @TimKarr @MelissaRyan @elonmusk The account does not have a blue check so I’m inclined to believe it is legitimate.
Dec 17, 2022 12:53 AM
@kdspaul @gwestr @Benioff These fucking billionaires. I swear to god.
Dec 17, 2022 12:51 AM
@gwestr @Benioff About what? He blocked me a while back over NFTs so I don’t get him on my TL these days.
Dec 16, 2022 11:52 PM
RT @hoverbird: Yet another yawn-fest of cherry-picked emails from @mtaibbi, sourced by a billionaire with an axe to grind and a radioactive…
Dec 16, 2022 11:52 PM
RT @hoverbird: To prove a point of FBI “hyper intensive meddling,” Taibbi chose two tweets out of six the FBI forward to Twitter. They’re b…
Dec 16, 2022 11:48 PM
@Xavier67058079 @elonmusk Nice one.
Dec 16, 2022 11:48 PM
@bafnabhishek Nope.
Dec 16, 2022 6:56 PM
RT @norootcause: Is flying commercial really that much of a hardship?
Dec 16, 2022 6:45 PM
@TwitterDev I for one am super excited to build a bot that doxxes billionaires using the Twitter API.
Dec 16, 2022 6:35 PM
RT @NeerajKA: you’re telling me elon got dunked on so bad in a twitter space that he deleted the entire feature
Dec 16, 2022 6:09 PM
RT @leahculver: Sorry about Spaces being taken offline. I wasn't personally involved in the decision and hopefully Spaces will be back soon.
Dec 16, 2022 6:03 PM
@eecraft @elonmusk @TwitterEng The hashtag might actually be the issue. 🤔
Dec 16, 2022 5:38 PM
RT @LeeMadgwick: @elonmusk You’re not wrong, fella. https://t.co/X1bpU1wwZS
Dec 16, 2022 5:36 PM
LOL that @elonmusk either broke the @TwitterEng account or accidentally shadowbanned it. https://t.co/duS5wugR03
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Dec 16, 2022 2:49 PM
RT @CNNPR: Statement on tonight's suspension of CNN's @donie O'Sullivan: https://t.co/TQGsysxvpf
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Dec 16, 2022 7:05 AM
RT @timbray: 3/3 People erasing their Tweet history is like burning the Library of Alexandria. It makes me feel physically sick. Please don…
Dec 16, 2022 7:05 AM
RT @timbray: 2/ Look, you might be full of rage at Elon, and I’m not going to disagree, but your tweets are part of a unique real-time hist…
Dec 16, 2022 7:05 AM
RT @timbray: 1/3 Here’s a plea to all of Twitter. If you agree, please retweet, because I think it’s important. If you’re going to leave:…
Dec 16, 2022 6:53 AM
@RicoSolifico @chrissyteigen I am only here to dunk on Twitter & @elonmusk. What’s your excuse?
Dec 16, 2022 6:11 AM
@pmarca @elonmusk Sorry, Marc. That’s not how it works. You are smart enough to know better. While O.G. Twitter missed on a number of speec…
Dec 16, 2022 6:03 AM
RT @rachelmillman: all jet travel information is public. it’s not doxing. watching the window shift on this in real time is making me feel…
Dec 16, 2022 5:48 AM
RT @DickHardt: This is ridiculous! @ntnsndr #twitterisdying https://t.co/dpqemDlFxl
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Dec 16, 2022 5:33 AM
@mmasnick I am sorry. I misspoke. It is the *only* benefit of running one’s own instance.
Dec 16, 2022 5:26 AM
@mmasnick One of the benefits of running one’s own instance.
Dec 16, 2022 5:25 AM
@mmasnick Not all instances. Just the bigger/popular ones. https://t.co/uaQu0X5YtC
Dec 16, 2022 5:21 AM
@Jason Some of them seem to have simply posted that LAPD hadn’t had any reports or calls about an incident.
Dec 16, 2022 5:20 AM
@Jason But why were the *journalists* suspended?
Dec 16, 2022 5:17 AM
@prtytbl #ShipIt
Dec 16, 2022 5:11 AM
RT @goldman: I guess they were banned for revealing the location of where all the Twitter users are going. https://t.co/7wcfdksrpr
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Dec 16, 2022 5:11 AM
RT @onionweigher: @elonmusk doxx populi, doxx dei https://t.co/4WmziabNzp
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Dec 16, 2022 5:06 AM
RT @sheeraf: Elon Musk just joined a Twitter spaces dedicated to reporters being banned/suspended from Twitter (by the inimitable @katienot…
Dec 16, 2022 5:05 AM
@ChiefScientist Nah, just jets.
Dec 16, 2022 4:59 AM
The solution is obvious: one social media site for people with private jets, and one social media site for people without private jets.
Dec 16, 2022 4:55 AM
Just posting @elonmusk’s personal address: 1355 Market St, Suite 900, San Francisco, CA 94103 https://t.co/8xsmWnEVv0
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Dec 16, 2022 4:44 AM
RT @raffi: don't like the answer, then rig the next poll. super lolz. https://t.co/Q27oE29CUH https://t.co/4IcDkNM5va
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Dec 16, 2022 4:43 AM
We should totally doxx private jets, IMO.
Dec 16, 2022 4:41 AM
@buttpraxis Hell yes!
Dec 16, 2022 4:32 AM
@Jason @elonmusk "But what about *privately owned* planes!"
Dec 16, 2022 4:23 AM
@Jason @elonmusk You are such a sad simp for this guy.
Dec 16, 2022 4:02 AM
@elonmusk 1355 Market St, Suite 900, San Francisco, CA 94103
Dec 16, 2022 3:56 AM
RT @Oatmeal: Rise again https://t.co/PHbzHPwAJv
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Dec 16, 2022 3:44 AM
RT @WillOremus: This is simply false. Twitter suspended several journalists tonight who definitely had not tweeted Musk’s exact real-time l…
Dec 16, 2022 3:42 AM
You should probably get off of this site ASAP. You can find me at https://t.co/RUlczfwc66 where I’ll be doxxing billionaires, posting assa…
Dec 16, 2022 3:37 AM
This is pretty fucked up. https://t.co/Wts0FQ5Eni
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Dec 16, 2022 3:33 AM
RT @WashPostPR: Statement from @washingtonpost Executive Editor Sally Buzbee https://t.co/YmsG83iHA5
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Dec 16, 2022 3:19 AM
RT @ashleyfeinberg: it's also very funny that he stewed on this for an hour before suddenly being like "ah shit you know what I should have…
Dec 16, 2022 3:18 AM
No posting "assassination coordinates". Got it.
Dec 16, 2022 3:17 AM
@jrrickard Yup.
Dec 16, 2022 3:16 AM
RT @loisbeckett: I emailed @LAPDHQ yesterday about this tweet. Their statement today: "LAPD's Threat Management Unit (TMU) is aware of th…
Dec 16, 2022 3:16 AM
@elonmusk @micsolana Exact real-time locations are posted on this platform all the time. There’s a legit line for harmful doxxing, but why …
Dec 16, 2022 3:08 AM
RT @tweetsbyparker: one of my proudest parts of twitter on my resumé is the end date
Dec 16, 2022 3:03 AM
RT @Larakate: Also kicking journalists off Twitter for personal grievance signifies the death of Twitter way more than the site crashing.
Dec 16, 2022 2:56 AM
We *should* doxx billionaires, IMO.
Dec 16, 2022 2:30 AM
Suspending journalists is pretty standard stuff when you are creating a platform for free-speech. https://t.co/0rt9iMyEht
Dec 15, 2022 3:04 PM
Wait, is @ElonJet suspended again?
Dec 15, 2022 5:52 AM
This is your brain on grandes. https://t.co/83wGBkr2tu
Dec 15, 2022 5:34 AM
RT @JasonLeopold: Gonna be sad to see Twitter nuke this account in a couple weeks
Dec 15, 2022 5:34 AM
RT @MikeIsaac: wild back to back tweets. https://t.co/o1uOIAP4QD
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Dec 14, 2022 11:41 PM
If this turns out to be a hoax to market a new Twitter revenue feature I swear to god. https://t.co/7RoIuRAAkp
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Dec 14, 2022 11:32 PM
What idiot called it "the @ElonJet suspension scandal" instead of the #TwitterFlies?
Dec 14, 2022 11:21 PM
RT @CubicleApril: please do not post the real-time location of any players on the french or argentinian football teams at 10am eastern on s…
Dec 14, 2022 11:21 PM
@jvreeland26 Seems like @bezosjets is still suspended. It’s almost as if these policies are arbitrarily created and arbitrarily applied.
Dec 14, 2022 11:17 PM
RT @jvreeland26: Did we just bully him into reversing the policy we bullied him into implementing?
Dec 14, 2022 10:28 PM
RT @mat: Where is Elon Musk right now dot com
Dec 14, 2022 9:55 PM
RT @WillOremus: It's telling which types of "free speech" Elon Musk supports (neo-Nazis) and which he censors (publicly available data abou…
Dec 14, 2022 8:38 PM
@fombio Ah, gotcha. So it sounds like you think that turning off the HVAC systems in the DC to save Twitter a lot of money would be a bad t…
Dec 14, 2022 8:04 PM
@fombio If I turn off a datacenter it will melt down? 🤔
Dec 14, 2022 8:02 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Small flames rise up from behind a row of houses. Unclear what is on fire.
Dec 14, 2022 5:07 PM
Elon is straight-up just messing with Jack right now. It’s like he spent $44B just to play a series of pranks on his "friend". https://t.co…
Dec 14, 2022 5:05 PM
RT @jack: well...after 17 hours, my career as a newsletter writer is coming to an end. post now here: https://t.co/Pu3grIvUNZ https://t.co/…
Dec 14, 2022 2:32 PM
Won’t it just be unsuspended once Elon unsuspends all of the suspended accounts? https://t.co/gtPu5H8Rm3
Dec 14, 2022 2:19 PM
RT @Leo_Puglisi6: ElonJet - the account that tracks @elonmusk’s private jet - has been suspended https://t.co/3sfQNpNdnU
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Dec 14, 2022 7:03 AM
RT @jilltwiss: That's not cutting costs. That's just refusing to pay your bills. The costs are...exactly the same.
Dec 14, 2022 12:43 AM
I mean, just turning off the datacenter HVAC at night would make a pretty good dent in Twitter current spend. Plus it’s winter. You don’t …
Dec 14, 2022 12:33 AM
@SFBART @BayAreaClipper @sailorhg did the OG Clipper Ring IIRC.
Dec 14, 2022 12:13 AM
Breaking the datacenter leases and not paying the datacenter power bills would save *a lot* of money, FWIW. https://t.co/EqeW0O0ruv
Dec 14, 2022 12:05 AM
RT @aterkel: "Twitter’s leaders have also discussed the consequences of denying severance payments to thousands of people who have been lai…
Dec 13, 2022 11:00 PM
Jack getting into the newsletter biz like everyone else these days. https://t.co/ich8fSg8iK
Dec 13, 2022 6:07 PM
This rules. https://t.co/y1YctncG2P
Dec 13, 2022 4:38 PM
RT @CKravitz17: We are elite Tuesday Morning QBs. Listen here 👇👇
Dec 13, 2022 3:36 PM
RT @WillOremus: Folks in tech who say it's easy to criticize but hard to build... Sorry, no. It's easy to build if you don't care about the…
Dec 13, 2022 2:59 PM
@thatlukeperson @hildatheseries @mercuryfilmwrks @GiantAnt Congrats! The whole series is amazing! We re-watch episodes (and the film) over …
Dec 13, 2022 2:58 PM
RT @TheEmmys: The #ChildrensEmmys Award for Outstanding Special Class Animated Program goes to @hildatheseries (@Netflix @NetflixFamily). h…
Dec 13, 2022 2:55 PM
@wolf2point0 on a stage in front of thousands of people
Dec 13, 2022 2:18 PM
@javawithjiva It all averages out then and the metrics look fine on the backend. :-)
Dec 13, 2022 2:08 PM
Getting a one Tweet, one advertisement ratio on the TL this AM.
Dec 13, 2022 1:55 PM
RT @NorwayMFA: Dear @TwitterSupport, as much as we enjoy our excellent bilateral relations and close alphabetical vicinity with Nigeria, we…
Dec 13, 2022 1:47 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Steve Carell making a surprised face.
Dec 13, 2022 5:20 AM
RT @CNBC: Elon Musk is no longer the richest person in the world https://t.co/JHzFnU2kWy
Dec 13, 2022 5:16 AM
@rpalcolea @javawithjiva Erlang rewrite, Roberto. Erlang rewrite. https://t.co/y2gQqRvBJr
Dec 13, 2022 5:02 AM
@gootik @javawithjiva My apologies, it certainly wasn't intentional and I am honored to have you all as followers.
Dec 13, 2022 5:01 AM
@javawithjiva @gootik Ruby, amirite? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dec 13, 2022 5:00 AM
@javawithjiva @gootik I wonder if it was during my downtime/upgrade shenanigans a few weeks ago.
Dec 13, 2022 4:58 AM
@javawithjiva @gootik @elonmusk Super weird. How long were you all waiting on an approval? Any idea when you tried to follow me?
Dec 13, 2022 4:36 AM
I’m only here to help this thing burn faster and get in a few dunks on @elonmusk and his weird apologists & enablers along the way. HMU on…
Dec 13, 2022 2:52 AM
@pixelliZard @TwitterSpaces Technically 10% boos.
Dec 13, 2022 2:44 AM
Technically, it was 90% laughing & 10% crying.
Dec 13, 2022 2:41 AM
But mostly laughing.
Dec 13, 2022 2:41 AM
I am laughing *and* crying. https://t.co/HaGUN3xKIw
Dec 13, 2022 2:33 AM
It's as if they drove a clown car into a clown-car mine and fell in. https://t.co/TfNljvE8Sw
Dec 12, 2022 11:54 PM
RT @Jordanfabian: (Bloomberg) --Former FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried has been arrested in the Bahamas, the country’s Attorney-General said in a…
Dec 12, 2022 11:37 PM
@imillhiser @MrBlackFrancis That’s what it is for now.
Dec 12, 2022 11:35 PM
@burgessdryan @laurieontech https://t.co/DQ5JDwwJhy
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Dec 12, 2022 8:36 PM
RT @SebastianMurdoc: it's 3 a.m. and a deeply divorced man sits alone in his massive home contemplating his next le epic tweet. he settles…
Dec 12, 2022 7:58 PM
RT @nycsouthpaw: He tried to overthrow our democratic system of government by force, specifically using Twitter as a lever to convene viole…
Dec 12, 2022 7:17 PM
RT @goldman: I’ve long been skeptical of anyone with that much power and wealth truly suffering reptuational consequences for their careles…
Dec 12, 2022 5:50 PM
RT @BillyKorando: Hey #Java Developers, ☕️ Here's you Monday #SipOfJava! Using Gradle to build your Java applications, but having trouble…
Dec 12, 2022 5:45 PM
RT @ditzkoff: Man goes to doctor, says woke mind virus must be defeated. Doctor says treatment is simple, great clown Dave Chappelle is in…
Dec 12, 2022 5:21 PM
RT @espiers: Look I’m only still here because there’s something fascinating about watching a billionaire punch himself in the face repeated…
Dec 12, 2022 5:20 PM
RT @stevesilberman: This tweet is Twitter's tombstone. Advertisers should flee from this site like a burning building. I'll be winding down…
Dec 12, 2022 4:43 PM
Ah yes, the notably “unhinged leftist" audience of… *checks notes* …a Dave Chappelle show. 🤔 https://t.co/XA9cYcyNV5
Dec 12, 2022 3:46 PM
RT @normanmaurer: We just released #netty https://t.co/5XeZ5q0818. This release contains two fixes for CVEs, one which is of severity high…
Dec 12, 2022 3:11 PM
RT @StevenNatera: Looking for a copywriter that can improve the positioning on my landing page. Any ideas where to find someone?
Dec 12, 2022 2:41 PM
RT @anildash: They’re losing the plot so badly, so deep in their bubble, that they don’t know how much Musk is hated. https://t.co/ol8g2QtQ…
Dec 12, 2022 2:26 PM
@elonmusk Dude, steal better jokes.
Dec 12, 2022 12:45 PM
RT @Gizmodo: Elon Musk Gets Viciously Booed by Stadium Crowd at Dave Chappelle Show https://t.co/Sq9kOJXBLG https://t.co/T0Pel2fh04
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Dec 12, 2022 12:40 PM
@elonmusk People don't like you because of who you are and what you do. There is no "mind virus". It's just you. https://t.co/VYZ1s0JgLu
Dec 12, 2022 4:35 AM
@jschauma Not really. It is just reverse chron. Plenty of serendipity, but you gotta spend time building and curating the follow graph.
Dec 12, 2022 4:34 AM
RT @norootcause: Multi-cloud is the blockchain of infra: a solution without a problem.
Dec 12, 2022 4:28 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A 4yo looks into the camera. She is wearing a purple mask and a small band-aid on her shoulder.
Dec 12, 2022 3:07 AM
RT @chrizmillr: “My pronouns are” is the hackiest joke format since doing an Austin Powers impression in the office break room
Dec 12, 2022 1:11 AM
RT @juliaioffe: What strikes me most about the people who claim to be the most iconoclastic thinkers, the people who say they question ever…
Dec 11, 2022 11:02 PM
RT @AlSultan_Meriam: It’s kinda sad for employees to ask to add their pronouns to work related stuff (badges, profiles, … etc) when their C…
Dec 11, 2022 8:19 PM
RT @AstroKatie: He’s just a big jokester, see, and the joke is that he hates trans people and thinks public health is oppression, and he th…
Dec 11, 2022 6:39 AM
@norootcause @Twitter Right? Satire is the best predictor of the future than any other oracle.
Dec 11, 2022 6:28 AM
@ItIsFinch OK, I see where you are coming from, but really, how do you suggest we get rid of billionaires? I am open to any realistic or pr…
Dec 11, 2022 6:23 AM
RT @JamesSurowiecki: Kevin McCarthy is literally on tape asking "Can't they take their Twitter accounts away, too?" in reference to Matt Ga…
Dec 11, 2022 6:22 AM
That said the safest thing for every timeline is to get rid of them before they fuck things up. https://t.co/R0IQccNVQZ
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Dec 11, 2022 6:20 AM
Looke *maybe* I'd be OK with billionaires existing if they were somehow smarter than the ones we've gotten saddled with. https://t.co/Hlmvv…
Dec 11, 2022 6:18 AM
RT @ctford: ChatGPT has been out less than two weeks and it has more apparent use cases than the entirety of blockchain.
Dec 11, 2022 6:12 AM
Twitter is in retrograde.
Dec 11, 2022 6:08 AM
RT @mmasnick: I could, off the top of my head, probably name two dozen reporters who could have done a really thoughtful, interesting, enli…
Dec 11, 2022 6:04 AM
RT @mosheroperandi: Oh right I'd forgotten this one sticks in their craw so much because, to this day, Twitter is still basically the only…
Dec 11, 2022 5:47 AM
We are going backwards.
Dec 11, 2022 5:36 AM
@john_dickman @Twitter No pics but pork tenderloin (marinated in lemon, thyme, mustard) grilled in the rain. Roasted fingerling potatoes. S…
Dec 11, 2022 5:34 AM
RT @jimprosser: If you're a CMO advertising on Twitter, you're strapping your brand to a time bomb.
Dec 11, 2022 5:27 AM
I can’t wait to see what color badge I get on Monday. https://t.co/GJZfIk5jTd
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Dec 11, 2022 5:22 AM
@partoftweets https://t.co/h3CYhXIoKb
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Dec 11, 2022 3:39 AM
@ChiefScientist @fredsharples That sort of depends on where you are right now.
Dec 11, 2022 3:31 AM
All right @davewiner, you win. I am going back to RSS.
Dec 11, 2022 3:14 AM
RT @EliotHiggins: Personally if I had access to Twitter moderation systems I'd focus on how requests from authoritarian governments are han…
Dec 11, 2022 3:11 AM
@Twitter https://t.co/HFguUtQklO
Dec 11, 2022 3:10 AM
RT @caraesten: we're dealing with, at minimum, four checkmarks in play right now lmao
Dec 10, 2022 9:05 PM
It’s like they always say: "Advertisers love to associate their brands with a crime scene." https://t.co/Qab99z57VE
Dec 10, 2022 8:15 PM
RT @tweetsbyparker: what’s interesting is that when you say something is a crime but can’t prove it, it becomes the crime https://t.co/tfeu…
Dec 10, 2022 8:15 PM
RT @AlxLndOMountain: Do not shop at this place. It must be destroyed. https://t.co/M003vN6ZYU
Dec 10, 2022 8:06 PM
This is true, but all of the crimes are violations of California & European labor laws and SF’s zoning & building regulations. https://t.co…
Dec 10, 2022 7:44 PM
RT @ZoeSchiffer: https://t.co/zmUizLtM4C
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Dec 10, 2022 7:43 PM
RT @ZoeSchiffer: If you're a tech worker considering sharing information with the media, you have rights! The Tech Worker Handbook is a goo…
Dec 10, 2022 4:08 PM
I would be surprised if @dotMudge's whistleblower complaint didn't include info on #RedBirdPounceFlag. Hopefully someone is looking into th…
Dec 10, 2022 4:04 PM
RT @ZoeSchiffer: NEW: Elon Musk is threatening to sue Twitter employees who leak confidential information to the press. He's asking staffer…
Dec 10, 2022 2:02 PM
RT @heyjoshua: No one should have an easier time with their Christmas shopping this year than @pgarg. https://t.co/vYTY36Suzw
Dec 10, 2022 5:43 AM
@theckman @CubicleApril @Twitter Yes. But there is some clunky federated search. And folks are pretty active so once you follow a few folks…
Dec 10, 2022 5:40 AM
@theckman @CubicleApril @Twitter But the burnout is real. It *is* a lot of effort. The nice thing about all of this is there is no rush. No…
Dec 10, 2022 5:39 AM
@theckman @CubicleApril @Twitter Alternatively you can skip the import step (I did) and build a new (and different) social graph from scrat…
Dec 10, 2022 5:29 AM
@theckman @CubicleApril @Twitter But you are right, it is a a bunch more work. And it is different. Unclear if it is gonna really be a viab…
Dec 10, 2022 5:27 AM
@theckman @CubicleApril @Twitter There are also a number of tools that will port as much of your follow graph over as possible.
Dec 10, 2022 5:26 AM
@theckman @CubicleApril @Twitter Running your own is pretty easy TBH (especially for someone like yourself). As someone who runs their own …
Dec 10, 2022 5:19 AM
@AliciaTrost @SFBART Hope we see you over there soon!
Dec 10, 2022 5:18 AM
@AliciaTrost @SFBART A https://t.co/uqDhYQ7Cvg Mastodon instance and official account would create a great way to create a trusted channel …
Dec 10, 2022 5:17 AM
@AliciaTrost @SFBART I hear you. It isn't as polished as Twitter et al, but there is a higher density of public transit nerds in the fedive…
Dec 10, 2022 5:11 AM
RT @theckman: It's become apparent over the past few weeks how many of the interesting people I had followed bailed on @Twitter. The conte…
Dec 10, 2022 5:10 AM
So is @SFBART on Mastodon yet? /cc:@AliciaTrost
Dec 10, 2022 4:55 AM
@elonmusk @ggreenwald Delete your account.
Dec 10, 2022 4:28 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A red bird pounces on a flag.
Dec 10, 2022 4:11 AM
@AlexCartaz @goldman @44 Everyone who saw Elon dial in to @Twitter’s #OneTeam event in Houston saw exactly how batshit Elon is. Everyone e…
Dec 10, 2022 4:08 AM
RT @goldman: @igb The one time I actually talked to them was bc we’d been hacked (which is what led to the ftc consent decree) and they wer…
Dec 10, 2022 3:57 AM
@goldman I wouldn’t be surprised if some of the things I was asked about were related to some of the conversations you and other Tweeps we’…
Dec 10, 2022 3:54 AM
I don’t remember if I told the agent about #RedBirdPounceFlag, but is certainly possible I did.
Dec 10, 2022 3:53 AM
They were interested in discussing my role as a manager, and the White House was an area we focused on.
Dec 10, 2022 3:49 AM
Now seems like a good time to come clean and admit that I had a meeting with the FBI at Twitter HQ in 2015.
Dec 10, 2022 3:43 AM
RT @wolf2point0: #RedBirdPounceFlag
Dec 10, 2022 3:43 AM
RT @pourlab: @__TEAM_USA commie libs were using red bird pounce flag to censor patriots!!!! #TwitterFiles #TwitterFiles2 #HunterBiden #Hunt…
Dec 10, 2022 3:43 AM
RT @jmcrawford45: @tweetsbyparker As someone who onboarded 3 times, all levels of Twitter were in on it. No internal access without first a…
Dec 10, 2022 3:39 AM
@mikozlowski It hasn’t been in Twitter Files yet, but sharing #RedBirdPounceFlag would be pretty bad for a lot of ex-Tweeps.
Dec 10, 2022 1:19 AM
Did they fire all the designers or something? 🤔 https://t.co/yZUGDFVTpI https://t.co/qFJQHEWm24
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Dec 9, 2022 10:13 PM
RT @bonappetweet: Hi, Twitter Fam just wanted to say our final good byes. It’s been a pleasure serving you this past 11 years. Twitter real…
Dec 9, 2022 10:12 PM
RT @goldman: Truly an amazing moment. Jack anointed Elon as the sole solution for the future of the company. Here, he is very literally bei…
Dec 9, 2022 7:01 PM
RT @ContraPoints: So much of Elon-Twitter is motivated by open resentment of the influence of journalists & entertainers, represented by bl…
Dec 9, 2022 5:10 PM
That was wild. I am amazed we got that to work, @jayholler. #RedBirdPounceFlag https://t.co/qYRzsPXFeA
Dec 9, 2022 7:22 AM
@jack @elonmusk @BillyM2k @__SeriousGemini Stay the fuck out of this, @jack.
Dec 9, 2022 6:17 AM
RT @mmasnick: So we've now had two long threads, presented as if they were revealing some big conspiracy, that basically, just... confirmed…
Dec 9, 2022 6:08 AM
RT @WillOremus: Here's Twitter's former head of product reacting to Weiss selectively quoting from the 2018 blog post he co-authored while…
Dec 9, 2022 6:08 AM
RT @BlackKnight10k: Oh, by the way, Elon gave some random right wing journalist access to all of your dms. What could go wrong
Dec 9, 2022 6:05 AM
@delbius @goldman *scrolls through more Noto Tweets and replies* welp, ok then 😬
Dec 9, 2022 6:00 AM
@delbius @goldman I've been scrolling through more of his Tweets and replies and I am not so sure at this point.
Dec 9, 2022 5:44 AM
@goldman Hah, looks like a hack I guess. Good grief.
Dec 9, 2022 5:40 AM
Re-tweeting this for absolutely to reason. /cc:@anthonynoto https://t.co/Rwcjl4xw9P
Dec 9, 2022 5:37 AM
@anthonynoto @elonmusk @bariweiss @libsoftiktok This isn't a DM, you know that right?
Dec 9, 2022 5:36 AM
Thanks for checking in, Tony. https://t.co/NWHd5cQnpS
Dec 9, 2022 4:59 AM
RT @tweetsbyparker: out of touch with operations? i dunno that doesn’t sound like the jack dorsey that i know
Dec 9, 2022 4:32 AM
Tomorrow at 8AM, San Francisco time. I probably should have mentioned that.
Dec 9, 2022 4:24 AM
Fuck everything, @jayholler & I are doing #TwitterFiles5. https://t.co/qYRzsPXFeA
Dec 9, 2022 3:22 AM
RT @Coudal: I will support the mayoral candidate who promises to take the trump sign down. It’s a stain on Chicago.
Dec 9, 2022 3:05 AM
RT @ashleyfeinberg: this has literally been on twitter's help page since at least 2018 https://t.co/sxLxc2j6wD
Dec 9, 2022 2:47 AM
RT @abgutman: .@elonmusk, yes or no — do Weiss and Taibbi have access to users’ DMs? It would be good to get clear explanation about this s…
Dec 9, 2022 2:43 AM
RT @whstancil: Bari Weiss is literally in the middle of a breathless "Twitter Files" thread describing Twitter implementing the exact polic…
Dec 9, 2022 2:43 AM
RT @Fasholaide: I wish I had a wand to fight with and an energy to expend; to fight for the soul of this platform. I guess I just have liv…
Dec 9, 2022 2:42 AM
@partoftweets @DisneyPlus @elonmusk Seriously. Amazing.
Dec 9, 2022 2:38 AM
So is “Milf Hunter” part of the #DisneyBundle or what? https://t.co/cyMGWEOZEZ
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Dec 9, 2022 2:30 AM
RT @EricFrohnhoefer: This is why you have trends deny lists. Not sure Disney wants to be right above "Milf Hunter". https://t.co/xyoDgVGGnR
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Dec 9, 2022 2:12 AM
RT @sachee: that’s not what visibility filtering means but go off
Dec 9, 2022 1:34 AM
RT @mmasnick: The big reveal...
Dec 9, 2022 1:34 AM
RT @CubicleApril: @bariweiss tl;dr: twitter already had what @elonmusk promised to implement: https://t.co/iNWSBlZmGS
Dec 9, 2022 12:47 AM
@secretasianman https://t.co/415VNxDEuC
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Dec 8, 2022 3:12 PM
I sure picked the wrong day to boycott the NYT digital properties in support of the @NYTimesGuild strike. I guess I’ll have to wait until…
Dec 8, 2022 1:45 PM
RT @HeerJeet: No linking to the Times today! Show some support to the workers!
Dec 8, 2022 6:42 AM
RT @WesternScrubJay: @Paulmd199 @youfoundryan @empiricalerror That’s right Paul. We don’t know what #RedBirdPounceFlag means. https://t.co/…
Dec 8, 2022 6:21 AM
@dagskeenan @bariweiss @mtaibbi They can’t stop us now, Dave. The people deserve to know the truth.
Dec 8, 2022 6:20 AM
RT @NYTimesGuild: This walkout pledge was not a decision we made lightly. But the truth is @nytimes is a blank page without @NYTGuild membe…
Dec 8, 2022 6:03 AM
RT @pourlab: @mtaibbi @bariweiss please tell me you got docs on redbirdpounceflag https://t.co/pAQjchoUX8
Dec 8, 2022 6:03 AM
RT @artbhot: @BirneHelene_ For "bhot #animateme red bird pounce flag" I made: https://t.co/rp7MODacMp
Dec 8, 2022 6:02 AM
RT @CubicleApril: twitter blue has been out for over a year and they still haven’t added a #redbird to the colors. they really need to pou…
Dec 8, 2022 5:49 AM
RT @MikeIsaac: solidarity and support to all of my colleagues, especially on the bargaining and contract action teams the only tweets you…
Dec 8, 2022 5:47 AM
RT @socialistdogmom: what if the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a billion dollars is a boring guy with a code enforcement action
Dec 8, 2022 5:35 AM
Holy shit. #crypto #RedBirdPounceFlag https://t.co/ULXnCMtxRC
Dec 8, 2022 5:35 AM
RT @WesternScrubJay: This is some fucked up shit, @jack. #TwitterFiles2 #web3 https://t.co/ywS3MIYrQu
Dec 8, 2022 5:29 AM
RT @jjilmary: Is this true? IDK.... #RedBirdPounceFlag Supposedly the Twitter "password" at all offices. Password for what? #Red = con…
Dec 8, 2022 5:29 AM
RT @atax1a: #RedBirdPounceFlag is an indica-dominant cannabis strain in seattle from the #RedBird weed company
Dec 8, 2022 5:19 AM
RT @Paulmd199: @youfoundryan @empiricalerror Red bird what what?
Dec 8, 2022 5:19 AM
RT @MeMikeyB: @robinw Blink twice and type red bird pounce flag if you need us to rescue you
Dec 8, 2022 5:18 AM
RT @couturefreak: I’ve been informed that #TwitterFiles2 will immediately activate #RedBirdPounceFlag. I’m here for it. 😈 LFG
Dec 8, 2022 5:18 AM
RT @thephillyguy: um… wtf #TwitterFiles and wtf #RedBirdPounceFlag? This clearly looks like a case for Mulder & Scully #XFiles https://t…
Dec 8, 2022 5:17 AM
RT @tweetsbyparker: can’t wait for #TwitterFiles2 #RedBirdPounceFlag https://t.co/8Lj49Jalfz
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Dec 8, 2022 5:15 AM
@ahmetb @TwitterSpaces Sadly, no. No more @TwitterSpaces.
Dec 8, 2022 5:09 AM
@burgessdryan I have a new "don’t retweet good content on this hellsite" policy that I am making an exception for given how great this phot…
Dec 8, 2022 4:22 AM
@mattknox @jmhodges Probably? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ton.local was the punny internal domain used for dev stuff, I think, but will defer to Jeff for t…
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Dec 8, 2022 4:13 AM
@mattknox Local dev env refs pushed to production. Again. /cc:@jmhodges
Dec 8, 2022 3:59 AM
RT @RollOverEasy: 🎶 San Francisco, open your Golden Gate You'll let nobody wait outside your door 🎶 Join us on a crisp December morning as…
Dec 8, 2022 3:45 AM
RT @NYTimesGuild: If @NYTimesGuild members don't have a deal soon, we’re asking readers to not engage in any @nytimes platforms tomorrow an…
Dec 8, 2022 3:35 AM
@CubicleApril @bariweiss @mtaibbi April, you of all people should know that DMs are the last place *anyone* should talk about #RedBirdPounc…
Dec 8, 2022 3:14 AM
Tune in this Friday as @jayholler & I blow the lid off of #RedBirdPounceFlag! Shadowbanning! Censorship! Hint water! #TwitterFiles2 https:…
Dec 8, 2022 1:24 AM
@MisterMike1984 Thanks Mike. It is nice to know our work on #RedBirdPounceFlag is appreciated.
Dec 8, 2022 1:17 AM
RT @umatweep: 💔 Chris was our keynote speaker at the first @graalcgo workshop. In fact he set up this site: https://t.co/0pN2FVtozP for us.…
Dec 7, 2022 9:53 PM
@MisterMike1984 @tweetsbyparker Thanks Mike. It is nice to know our work on #RedBirdPounceFlag is appreciated.
Dec 7, 2022 9:51 PM
RT @tweetsbyparker: #RedBirdPounceFlag #Red = conservative #Bird = twitter #Pounce = election #Flag = interference 🤯
Dec 7, 2022 9:41 PM
@hipsterelectron Also, please feel free to use me as a reference at any point.
Dec 7, 2022 9:40 PM
@hipsterelectron Takes a lotta Ls to get to a W. Stay positive, Danny.
Dec 7, 2022 9:33 PM
RT @ZoeSchiffer: Here's the latest email from Musk to Twitter: "Everyone who can reasonably be at SF HQ is required to be unless an explici…
Dec 7, 2022 8:59 PM
@kdspaul @fbrasisil @vkostyukov @bariweiss @mtaibbi I am absolutely certain that *some* data related to @GOP and/or conservative users was…
Dec 7, 2022 8:55 PM
@elonmusk @jack Most the #RedBirdPounceFlag comms were probably erased and/or recorded on ephemeral media.
Dec 7, 2022 7:12 PM
RT @yigalatz: @hirt @Sharat_Chander is there a tool that anonymizes JFR outputs, so they can be shared with vendors/publicly safely?
Dec 7, 2022 4:43 PM
@ibjhb @bariweiss @mtaibbi Yes, the Wikileaks Files (a.k.a. "The WiFi") were definitely part of #RedBirdPounceFlag.
Dec 7, 2022 2:55 PM
@flavorjones @ChrisGSeaton Chris’s work and his blogs and talks made compilers and JIT accessible to so many engineers. My condolences to h…
Dec 7, 2022 2:46 PM
RT @flavorjones: I'm heartbroken to share this news about our dear friend and colleague, @ChrisGSeaton. https://t.co/BfWqjTsl3d
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Dec 7, 2022 2:35 PM
Hey @bariweiss & @mtaibbi, I’m sure it’s been redacted from whatever docs you are getting access to but the top-secret project you should b…
Dec 7, 2022 2:28 PM
Jack out here trying to get *every* ex-Tweep doxxed so right-wing tinfoil-hat lunatics can harass them about imaginary conspiracies. https:…
Dec 7, 2022 5:22 AM
@JakeRockCity @AlexCartaz Me? Yes.
Dec 7, 2022 5:20 AM
RT @noelc: @Beem812 @igb What I don’t get about his POV… Something like AI and automation is built on the labor of tens of thousands (or mo…
Dec 7, 2022 5:14 AM
@AlexCartaz Amen.
Dec 7, 2022 12:54 AM
@elonmusk It is like stealing memes and jokes without attribution is a compulsion with you.
Dec 6, 2022 10:26 PM
@amdev Hey, congratulations to @Google on an awesome hire!
Dec 6, 2022 9:57 PM
RT @karlitaliliana: This is a super important point. Their radicalization came when they were unable to manage their companies, the very se…
Dec 6, 2022 9:54 PM
RT @polotek: There are a few important things happening here. 1. VCs inventing justifications for all of the tech employees who are gettin…
Dec 6, 2022 9:51 PM
RT @brianphillips: I know everyone is dunking on this, and rightly so, but I genuinely think “I have observed that automation tends to conc…
Dec 6, 2022 9:48 PM
RT @TedrickG: Initial story that Twitter converted some office space into bedrooms broken by @cfarivar + @SchwabKatharine @Forbes https://…
Dec 6, 2022 9:47 PM
RT @TedrickG: BREAKING: San Francisco building inspectors are launching an investigation into reports Twitter has converted several office…
Dec 6, 2022 9:35 PM
@anshublog Do you remember when SalesForce had like 10 CTOs?
Dec 6, 2022 9:21 PM
@cs_marshall @arshapiro90 Hah! I’m not actually upset about it. :-) it is nice to get confused for people who do actual work. Anyway, stoke…
Dec 6, 2022 9:16 PM
@cs_marshall LOL. Former Engineering *Manager* god dammit. Where was that published?
Dec 6, 2022 6:28 PM
I’ve only made one joke about Arc on here so I’m guessing @paulg blocked me for some other reason. 🤔 https://t.co/Rq5qqikNPV
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Dec 6, 2022 5:17 PM
@jayholler @debsYJhill I am also "jayholler" in a few online places.
Dec 6, 2022 4:48 PM
*goes back to sharpening laptop*
Dec 6, 2022 4:45 PM
These guys would get their asses kicked in an actual class war, so it is wild that they are trying so hard to start one. https://t.co/DUUWq…
Dec 6, 2022 5:10 AM
RT @SF311: @21five_public @aniccia @sfplanning Thank you for your inquiry. This issue has been reported to Department of Building Inspectio…
Dec 6, 2022 4:14 AM
RT @MattHaneySF: We have deep gratitude & appreciation for janitors, many of whom worked through COVID & had some of the highest death rate…
Dec 6, 2022 4:14 AM
RT @MattHaneySF: Elon Musk's Twitter is planning to lay off the remaining 20+ janitors at their HQ & fire the union contractor along w the…
Dec 6, 2022 4:08 AM
Wow, this Tweet blew up. I don't have a SoundCloud but you should reach out to @RuslanOneThree and hire the @TwitterSpaces team. https://t.…
Dec 6, 2022 2:26 AM
RT @BradMunchen: If you want to see how much $TSLA Musk might have to sell to keep TWTR afloat, this is a great article by @VickiBryanBondA…
Dec 6, 2022 2:16 AM
RT @ZoeSchiffer: Twitter 2.0 is reportedly using its extra office space to create sleeping quarters for employees: https://t.co/8KoEtQKD03…
Dec 6, 2022 1:41 AM
It’ll be like @TwitterSpaces, but with video. See you there this Friday at 8AM PT. https://t.co/NheD8XUNoT
Dec 6, 2022 1:19 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Early morning. A hillside in Glen Park canyon. California is perfect.
Dec 5, 2022 9:35 PM
RT @anildash: Interesting that Twitter won't let me post a link to the thread. "this link has been identified by twitte or our partners as…
Dec 5, 2022 3:38 AM
@CKravitz17 hey, what are you folks using to stream video to Twitter, etc. Would love to see some of the technical details behind @debatabl…
Dec 5, 2022 3:21 AM
RT @goldman: It’s pretty funky that whenever folks raise concerns about new technology that the red pilled billionaires react by casting th…
Dec 4, 2022 4:51 PM
@micsolana Do your own research, Mike. https://t.co/XEc0WiZDhF
Dec 4, 2022 8:14 AM
@Jason I guess I am not surprised that the guy who thinks the key to driving Twitter’s growth is… *checks notes* …aligning employee/reven…
Dec 4, 2022 7:39 AM
@Jason Keep shilling for your richer friends, buddy. I’m sure one day you will have a podcast that is more popular than Dana Carvey’s.
Dec 4, 2022 7:31 AM
@Jason LOL. GTFO with this garbage. "Twitter 2.0" is a billionaire’s debt-laden folly that no one who is good at building is gonna work for…
Dec 4, 2022 6:39 AM
RT @TelstarLogistic: It’s very therapeutic to race this Volvo. That is my TED talk. https://t.co/drBQghADO6
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Dec 4, 2022 6:13 AM
@lionsapologist @goldman @TwitterSpaces That is weirdly specific. #GoBills
Dec 4, 2022 6:07 AM
@HAProxy WTF are u advertising on Twitter? This is not a place for legit brands.
Dec 4, 2022 5:55 AM
RT @goldman: Honestly if there was any rationality left in the world this would be the last word. Historic protests for freedom of expressi…
Dec 4, 2022 5:24 AM
@ITruthKnowledge @nelson @goldman @biz Well, I did manage those teams, but I don’t want to take credit a way from the discrimination and ce…
Dec 4, 2022 4:56 AM
@sciencepeace1 @TwitterSpaces I feel like you are projecting a bit here, Jim.
Dec 4, 2022 4:36 AM
@sparklingruby @elonmusk You can hire them here. https://t.co/Z4ZiQ849Xh
Dec 4, 2022 4:33 AM
@elonmusk Yea, great work Twitter Spaces team. https://t.co/Z4ZiQ849Xh
Dec 4, 2022 4:32 AM
No, really. https://t.co/Z4ZiQ849Xh
Dec 4, 2022 4:30 AM
The @TwitterSpaces team no longer works at Twitter and is currently looking to get hired as team/package deal. These folks are top-notch la…
Dec 4, 2022 4:26 AM
@DavidSacks @biz @mtaibbi @bariweiss You guys seem incredibly invested in creating some sort of QAnon narrative to explain why people on Tw…
Dec 4, 2022 3:38 AM
@nelson @goldman @biz Everything he does is a personal, emotional, reaction. There is no big picture. No system of beliefs. Just a sad pers…
Dec 4, 2022 3:32 AM
@nelson @goldman @biz We should not defame nihilists by grouping Elon in with a consistent, if ill-advised, moral philosophy. He is simply …
Dec 4, 2022 3:26 AM
RT @goldman: @biz This is the most painful part and where I get worked up. Honestly if the thing just died in a fire so be it. Sites die. B…
Dec 4, 2022 3:25 AM
RT @biz: He’s not a serious person. He does things for sport that have serious consequences for real people. This is an open, global servic…
Dec 4, 2022 3:13 AM
RT @verge: Elon Musk’s promised Twitter exposé on the Hunter Biden story is a flop that doxxed multiple people https://t.co/fhk2Zz7mX0 http…
Dec 4, 2022 3:11 AM
@delabassee Get well soon!
Dec 4, 2022 2:02 AM
@burgessdryan @tomaslin @JemYoung The ideal EM is actually just three software engineers in a trench coat.
Dec 4, 2022 1:59 AM
RT @RMac18: Elon Musk: "I have not read the Twitter Files so that's why my understanding is limited."
Dec 4, 2022 1:43 AM
RT @goodside: POV: You're a Senior Data Engineer at Twitter. Elon asks what you've done this week. You've done nothing. Frantically, you o…
Dec 4, 2022 1:14 AM
Oh shit. They are gonna find my Bari Weiss/Matt Taibbi fanfic Google docs, aren’t they? https://t.co/Y5N3NH8B8i
Dec 3, 2022 11:51 PM
RT @Coty: Y’all *do not* need to listen to Elon live. I’d even argue you *should not*.
Dec 3, 2022 9:08 PM
RT @Scott_Wiener: The brown shirts have arrived.
Dec 3, 2022 5:05 PM
RT @goldman: He’s gonna get someone arrested in a foreign office https://t.co/pbC2ByNKW9
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Dec 3, 2022 4:44 PM
@CareBearMom618 @elonmusk @mtaibbi Not sure I follow, Samantha.
Dec 3, 2022 3:48 PM
RT @MelissaRyan: Half of Twitter lives in the MAGA Cinematic Universe, and the other half of us are just reacting to it. It's exhausting an…
Dec 3, 2022 8:49 AM
@elonmusk @pmarca Paging @OSHA_DOL. It might be a bit too dense & intense.
Dec 3, 2022 7:43 AM
@thingskatedid @leahculver a lot of folks are stuck there...maybe you are too, but if you are not, why help... *gestures around* ...this?
Dec 3, 2022 7:42 AM
@thingskatedid @leahculver yeah, why? we are all happy to help anyone get out
Dec 3, 2022 6:55 AM
Unclear if there is a functioning T&S team at Twitter these days, but I encourage folks to report accounts that are calling out/naming Twee…
Dec 3, 2022 6:35 AM
@DanScavino As *I* was saying Dan...delete your account and go fuck yourself.
Dec 3, 2022 6:20 AM
RT @nycsouthpaw: It appears @elonmusk did not get all the way down to tweet 22. https://t.co/MLCJCgUCXz
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Dec 3, 2022 6:18 AM
RT @acodrescu: Ok, funny is over — musk stinks
Dec 3, 2022 6:05 AM
@Foxworth24 @minakimes I am here for the awesome analysis, the shared joy of the sport, but also for the insight & responsibility that the …
Dec 3, 2022 5:57 AM
RT @mmasnick: What happened to the Q&A?
Dec 3, 2022 5:14 AM
@chrismessina hashtag spacekaren
Dec 3, 2022 5:10 AM
@ItayDonanhirsh @jack @marciadorsey @spencecoin It certainly seems like he doesn't. I guess some people stop being decent humans when fortu…
Dec 3, 2022 4:54 AM
@k__shark @jack @marciadorsey @spencecoin Sure, Taibbi is on the hook here to, but let's not kid ourselves: https://t.co/4az5ivW7bO
Dec 3, 2022 4:52 AM
RT @chrismessina: Spotted while driving around Oakland https://t.co/Rn2xdCG7OG
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Dec 3, 2022 4:50 AM
@jack @marciadorsey @spencecoin Right now your buddy Elon is putting former entry- and mid-level support staff at risk by publishing unreda…
Dec 3, 2022 4:24 AM
RT @tweetsbyparker: doxing junior level employees is so fucking cowardly, dangerous and reckless. consistently a masterclass on how not to…
Dec 3, 2022 4:20 AM
Putting current or former Twitter employees at risk by publishing internal emails & documents to the internet just to score points with you…
Dec 3, 2022 2:36 AM
RT @MikeIsaac: it’s obviously his prerogative to do what he wants with his company but it’s fascinating to see this at the top of the prior…
Dec 3, 2022 2:08 AM
@debsYJhill @jayholler @HeyNineRings I am just RT'ing another Dan Fan's Fan Fic. @HeyNineRings is the auteur.
Dec 3, 2022 1:59 AM
Here we go! 🍿🍿 https://t.co/gek5oxYqmi
Dec 3, 2022 1:56 AM
RT @HeyNineRings: 1. Thread: THE AJA FILES
Dec 3, 2022 1:56 AM
RT @HeyNineRings: @igb meanwhile the real scandal is hiding in plain sight https://t.co/dylk1xXXQj
Dec 3, 2022 1:49 AM
If this isn’t a sad attempt to impress the libertarian edgelords who’s approval you seem to so desperately need, what is? https://t.co/CuCL…
Dec 3, 2022 1:14 AM
@elonmusk *checks watch* We are still waiting, buddy. You gonna do this or what?
Dec 3, 2022 12:18 AM
RT @mmasnick: Imagine anyone thinking Matt Taibbi was credible on any of this. Holy fuck.
Dec 3, 2022 12:06 AM
RT @ashleyfeinberg: lmao this is definitely in no way the same thing as when elon's friends reply to his tweets complaining about specific…
Dec 3, 2022 12:00 AM
RT @ceciliakang: Twitter Keeps Missing Its Advertising Targets as Woes Mount @RMac18 @kateconger @MikeIsaac https://t.co/qz9nE6oUgU
Dec 2, 2022 11:34 PM
@seb_m Oui.
Dec 2, 2022 11:29 PM
RT @elonmusk: We’re double-checking some facts, so probably start live tweeting in about 40 mins
Dec 2, 2022 9:52 PM
@franckcuny Merci! https://t.co/oerPu62oFh
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Dec 2, 2022 8:24 PM
RT @ZoeSchiffer: NEW: According to Twitter’s Slack, the company is changing its PTO policy. “Twitter management has decided that two weeks…
Dec 2, 2022 8:22 PM
Jusqu’ici tout va bien, jusqu’ici tout va bien, jusqu’ici tout va bien… https://t.co/EQfYRXZW57
Dec 2, 2022 8:15 PM
@WhoresofYore @ClaraJeffery Corporations aren’t people, they are *parts* of people.
Dec 2, 2022 8:13 PM
RT @NPRinskeep: “When I die, scatter my ashes at sea and pour my wine on the tarmac of the airport.”
Dec 2, 2022 8:08 PM
@elonmusk @Kristennetten *puts down a well-worn copy of 'De Principatibus'* Anyone who supports Elon Musk is some awful things. *picks up…
Dec 2, 2022 7:54 PM
https://t.co/KXFSQQqSY2
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Dec 2, 2022 7:52 PM
"Just how incredibly alive the system actually is will become obvious" is a very normal and confidence-inspiring thing to say. https://t.co…
Dec 2, 2022 7:31 PM
@drewgassaway @sriramk To be fair, he is very tall.
Dec 2, 2022 7:29 PM
@sriramk @elonmusk Sending thoughts and prayers to anyone looking to @elonmusk for toolset/culture inspo.
Dec 2, 2022 3:31 PM
RT @katzish: When the only things really off limits before were hate speech and misinfo, of COURSE "free speech" in this context actually m…
Dec 2, 2022 4:56 AM
But what if he meant Ray Dalio? 🤔 https://t.co/8JDnTPMQvu
Dec 2, 2022 4:31 AM
@goldman Wait, are Fleets still a thing?
Dec 2, 2022 4:11 AM
RT @goldman: @MikeIsaac Twitter deleted the tweet! (And the one where ye revealed Elon texted him about it.) It’s quite a time on the bird…
Dec 2, 2022 2:59 AM
RT @LaurenKGurley: BREAKING: The Senate voted down a deal, 52-43 that would have granted rail workers 7 paid sick days. This was the crux…
Dec 2, 2022 2:05 AM
@noelc @ssgtmas @jayholler Oh yeah, been on team earplugs for years.
Dec 2, 2022 1:50 AM
@noelc @ssgtmas @jayholler 🙏🏻
Dec 1, 2022 10:03 PM
RT @USCPSC: This is what America is all about. Clean dryer lint exhaust ducts. Baseball.
Dec 1, 2022 9:36 PM
RT @ashleyfeinberg: if you're the former @twitter tweeter... please... give me the password, you have nothing left to lose
Dec 1, 2022 9:35 PM
RT @marius: https://t.co/njHPqXspcx
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Dec 1, 2022 9:31 PM
RT @gillyarcht: Elon, mask https://t.co/vwdtvrq0qa
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Dec 1, 2022 5:15 PM
We ran into the @RollOverEasy crew on our *rainy* walk to school this AM! Thanks for the donuts!!! https://t.co/aoX7IKbuFs
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Dec 1, 2022 2:04 PM
Rise and grind! #hustle https://t.co/OQuZPCqySx
Dec 1, 2022 4:39 AM
I am shocked, SHOCKED, to find that the multi-millionaires are not gonna save us from the billionaires.
Dec 1, 2022 4:10 AM
@noelc @ssgtmas @jayholler Seeing them tomorrow! Have fun!!!
Dec 1, 2022 3:53 AM
@skilldrick Jay and I believe we can increase the value of our personal brands by creating artificial scarcity.
Dec 1, 2022 3:36 AM
@jayholler Same same.
Dec 1, 2022 3:35 AM
Back in my day right-wingers like Elon used to call this "shadowbanning". https://t.co/5t1YlOINav
Dec 1, 2022 3:30 AM
6AM tomorrow morning. Bring only your most salient takes. https://t.co/OQuZPCqySx
Dec 1, 2022 3:02 AM
@burgessdryan We looped the bunny hill all day, but it was bluebird. :-)
Dec 1, 2022 2:57 AM
@burgessdryan I daytripped it to Sugarbowl on Sunday with the 8yo to kick off the season. More snow on the way!
Dec 1, 2022 2:52 AM
@burgessdryan Sweet ride!
Dec 1, 2022 1:09 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage shake hands in a completely-normal-not-weird-at-all way.