@esten The problematic punk band Sloppy Seconds's "Human Waste"?

@esten Wilco/Woody Guthrie's "California Stars"?

@esten This thread is pure Tweet-bait.

@esten Dan Zanes's "California"?

@esten Dwight Yoakam's "The Late Great Golden State"?

@esten I can't stop. Help.

@esten Kashmir's "Kalifornia"?

@esten Ok, last one: Son Volt's "California".

*throws phone across room*