July 2015 (233 tweets)

• Jul 31, 2015 4:36 PMRT @DanielleSucher: So @Pinboard wrote this big love letter to fandom and it's this gorgeous reminder of why I fucking love the internet ht…
• Jul 30, 2015 6:29 PM@PTI nice work dropping the Pangloss reference in yesterday's show, but "English majors"? Last time I checked Voltaire was French. Sorry TK!
• Jul 30, 2015 5:19 PMCurrent Bend, OR status: drinking coffee roasted by former Bills (and few other teams) QB @DrewBledsoe's @11Roasters http://t.co/HW50u5TDTW 📷
• Jul 30, 2015 3:23 AM@burritojustice @NewHorizonsIMG @NASANewHorizons @NewHorizons2015 things look pretty non-Euclidean up there
• Jul 29, 2015 2:14 PM"Schrödinger's diaper" is a Gedankenexperiment illustrating the quantum mechanics that determine which parent has to change the baby.
• Jul 29, 2015 6:35 AM@javawithjiva @nytimes that is unacceptable
• Jul 29, 2015 6:12 AM@nytimes such an obvious EST bias in "the newspaper of record"...also, how is Will Shortz not on Twitter? *slowly shakes head in disbelief*
• Jul 29, 2015 6:09 AMHey @nytimes, WTF is with the crossword app not counting an 11:03 PST finish of the Tue puzzle as *before* the publish date of the solution?
• Jul 29, 2015 5:33 AM@chris_steller I dug the beerhall spiel with Geir, but yeah, the dude can go on...the recall is pretty amazing...wonder how much is fiction.
• Jul 29, 2015 5:26 AM@rothmana it took me a bit to get going, but about halfway through the first book it really kicks in.
• Jul 29, 2015 5:22 AM1,000 pages and two volumes in I am (to my surprise) really enjoying it. Knausgaard gives Proust a run for his money. http://t.co/lDWnaJldF5 📷
• Jul 29, 2015 3:40 AM@j_fuller @burritojustice welp, if the polar icecaps are gonna melt, I for one support Buffalo developing a backup glacier system #GoBills
• Jul 29, 2015 2:31 AMI suck at golf, but caught a few pics of an osprey on the 14th tee. Pays to pack an SLR in the golf bag. #Oregon http://t.co/2lYhy80OXK 📷
• Jul 28, 2015 7:13 PMCurrent golf status. http://t.co/aFaYXgxhQJ 📷
• Jul 27, 2015 9:55 PMA flicker on Flickr. https://t.co/Ma3BnKOQaz
• Jul 27, 2015 4:04 PMBack to the bluff: fun 10K with @pgarg http://t.co/VcBOAheZaq 📷
• Jul 27, 2015 2:08 PMRT @WomenWhoCode: .@Salesforce's innovative strides toward gender equality are supported by @Benioff http://t.co/LFdOg7yg0W by @gelles
• Jul 27, 2015 5:03 AM@firepile @Yasumoto @heyjoshua @heymathison "I can't go on, I'll go on."
• Jul 27, 2015 3:06 AM"in recognition of extraordinary contempt and defiance beyond the normal call of engineering duty." http://t.co/Z3yanjNGXc /cc @raffi
• Jul 26, 2015 10:54 PM"Current" Oregon status. http://t.co/Gtd6tczgKW 🎥
• Jul 26, 2015 4:34 PMRT @tmbg: TMBG are on twitter at @TMBG http://t.co/LkpdhDK7Ok 📷
• Jul 26, 2015 2:52 PMTrail running. http://t.co/MdtRGktu61 📷
• Jul 25, 2015 6:58 PMThere are few things I hate as much as blues music. https://t.co/mEXrwcJTVo
• Jul 25, 2015 4:30 PMChill AM run in Bend, OR. http://t.co/HA9DWUefgu 📷
• Jul 25, 2015 4:31 AMRT @Bernalwood: Finally!! Reality TV Show Tells America That Bernal Heights Is a “Crap Neighborhood” https://t.co/WzhRQQarsL http://t.co/3o…
• Jul 24, 2015 11:40 PMVacation plans. http://t.co/na8a0EiUp4 📷
• Jul 24, 2015 11:14 PMRT @baconmeteor: If I have seen further than others, it is because I looked up from my smartphone
• Jul 24, 2015 10:19 PM@jsh Pacifica as the source of the smell at SFO would make more sense given that I didn't smell smoke in the city 20 mins earlier
• Jul 24, 2015 5:26 PM@EJaneL will do! Great to have grandparents around to watch the kid.We can actually do things like running! Looks like great bird spot too.
• Jul 24, 2015 4:49 PMRT @esm: You know you're starting to approach a good compromise when all parties hate it equally. https://t.co/sVhC4G8QxX
• Jul 24, 2015 4:49 PMRT @nickgrossman: Here’s the solution to the Uber and Airbnb problems — and no one will like it. http://t.co/YpU6RZl2Jj
• Jul 24, 2015 4:37 PM@CGregoryBrown @pgarg and me post-run along the Deschutes river in Bend, OR. http://t.co/N1lPiAcjWw 📷
• Jul 24, 2015 4:26 PMChill AM run along the Deschutes river. http://t.co/qanGL53MqR 📷
• Jul 24, 2015 1:21 PM@igb well, this is probably why http://t.co/6JsoMYZMfE
• Jul 24, 2015 3:52 AMRT @Calvinn_Hobbes: http://t.co/E4Kf8h6qah 📷
• Jul 24, 2015 12:14 AM@psharpe @thalin @Lee_Ars I accidentally read the second and third books out of order. Narrative survived intact.
• Jul 23, 2015 11:29 PMSan Bruno/SFO smells like smoke...wildfires I assume?
• Jul 23, 2015 5:25 PMRT @Flickr: Hey there, Flickr Pro, nice to see you again! Learn more and sign up here: http://t.co/DFM9GZIg2t http://t.co/9D2OkVWqf5 📷
• Jul 23, 2015 4:50 PM@giladbu that was better, for sure! still have the rage tho :-)
• Jul 23, 2015 3:49 PMOffice, messaging and verbs. http://t.co/WKiUFFl4xy
• Jul 23, 2015 4:30 AMOf all the horribly broken things I hate about @Atlassian products, it's the search that's the worst. *shakes fist angrily at @Confluence*
• Jul 23, 2015 2:21 AM@waferbaby nod, trying to repro right now on my own account.
• Jul 22, 2015 9:25 PM@roach @rachelandrew +1 on the 5K...I've made more useful connections via the company running club than at any planned social event.
• Jul 22, 2015 6:45 PM@waferbaby @heyjoshua Cool, glad you got it sorted. Was starting to think it one of those technical-support dreams. http://t.co/xbq2CmFBmq 📷
• Jul 22, 2015 6:36 PM@waferbaby hey, didn't you ping @heyjoshua and I last night about the archive download not working for you?
• Jul 22, 2015 4:57 PM@seb_m just kidding @Withings QA folks (assuming that there are any). Software always has bugs and computers are terrible.
• Jul 22, 2015 4:54 PM@seb_m I hope not! But that might be what the @Withings QA team is doing in their spare time.
• Jul 22, 2015 3:50 PMAccording to our baby monitor it's currently 144°F in the baby's room. I should probably turn on the AC or something. http://t.co/vnIdZnAqjk 📷
• Jul 22, 2015 2:12 PMChill AM run in the canyon. http://t.co/aJw6fT3Jp5 📷
• Jul 22, 2015 3:49 AM@tedd4u @dokas look, talk to @heyjoshua, IIRC this change was his decision...I had nothing to do with it
• Jul 22, 2015 3:01 AMRT @Pinboard: I’ve finally put up the text version of a talk of mine from last fall, “Web Design: The First 100 Years” http://t.co/ca6vrDXO…
• Jul 22, 2015 3:00 AM@petesouza wow...this one's a keeper. :-)
• Jul 22, 2015 3:00 AMRT @petesouza: President Obama arrives back at Joint Base Andrews. http://t.co/1Cm1IaWPYr 📷
• Jul 22, 2015 1:00 AM@krismerrill nah, was able to escape at Montgomery.
• Jul 22, 2015 12:39 AMOh good, police activity at EMB has @sfbart holding East Bay bound trains.
• Jul 22, 2015 12:04 AMI was looking forward to using "ÜBERnetes" as a pun to somehow taunt @trichris but it turns out it's a real thing. :( http://t.co/FvpkdFIF5n
• Jul 21, 2015 11:50 PMInterview with @cra about @TwitterOSS, @ApacheMesos and Twitter's cloud infra: http://t.co/oo0V8sw3Ba
• Jul 21, 2015 11:14 PMRT @SFTRU: Muni Metro shutting down at 10PM for 6 months starting July 31st, from West Portal to Embarcadero: http://t.co/rOjAxJWXBO #SFMuni
• Jul 21, 2015 10:57 PMRT @jchmartin: Twitter is joining the Cloud Native Foundation: http://t.co/yXZ1bmczFk Interested in leading this awesome team ? https://t…
• Jul 21, 2015 10:30 PM@davelester @mesosphere @ApacheMesos It's a stick in a box! http://t.co/TJmWxj9NG1 📷
• Jul 21, 2015 10:17 PMThat next episode of #TrueDetectiveSeason2 is gonna be awesome. https://t.co/keB6BdMSKD 📷
• Jul 21, 2015 8:28 PM"But what if after software eats the world, it turns the world to shit?" - @baconmeteor http://t.co/Wp4v328mdP
• Jul 21, 2015 7:32 PM@thalin so then we agree sequel will be called "Monobuild II: the Quickening"?
• Jul 21, 2015 5:26 PM@esm @egd @paulnivin @javawithjiva not so much http://t.co/5OIL33D6GR
• Jul 21, 2015 5:24 PM@esm @egd @paulnivin @javawithjiva http://t.co/8RclraxpNP
• Jul 21, 2015 4:51 AM@cra @ktopenn @kellyshalk @andypiper http://t.co/laGRabv45C
• Jul 21, 2015 2:45 AM@michaelprhodes was missing '09 data due to missing/incomplete coverage in @internetarchive? /cc @kristoncapps @StanParkford @brewster_kahle
• Jul 20, 2015 11:55 PM@towns https://t.co/5fCZ2hCO8w #monobuild
• Jul 20, 2015 11:49 PM@towns https://t.co/kH68ktpFy8 #monobuild
• Jul 20, 2015 11:46 PM@towns https://t.co/MkQpJZQDN6 #monobuild
• Jul 20, 2015 11:45 PM@towns https://t.co/wZrOBpArSd
• Jul 20, 2015 11:38 PM@javawithjiva have you tried @flickr and AppleTV?
• Jul 20, 2015 7:50 PMTIL: Gloria Steinem is Christian Bales's stepmom. http://t.co/3tm8pjVAnb (via @melvillehouse)
• Jul 20, 2015 6:52 PM@waferbaby I got angry just typing it's name.
• Jul 20, 2015 6:51 PM@waferbaby so sad since it was so good back when it was the new alternative to the insane Bugzilla...just hasn't really evolved since then.
• Jul 20, 2015 6:42 PMCurrent status: committing Agile crimes to work around JIRA's broken permissions model and horrible, horrible UX.
• Jul 20, 2015 5:02 PM@gmacisme @jeffrizzo this is why it's best to skip email all together...it's quite dangerous.
• Jul 20, 2015 2:45 PMBomb the suburbs: my favorite part of getting the kid out the door is labeling snacks for daycare. http://t.co/y5DrBxNzPD 📷
• Jul 19, 2015 10:22 PM@jsh solid recommendation. Picked up the @OspreyPacks Poco and took it for a test drive in Glen Canyon. Kid loved it. Sun visor was clutch.
• Jul 19, 2015 10:17 PMA rainbow-chalk bomber is getting up all over Glen Park. http://t.co/VKtDOaUuAv 📷
• Jul 19, 2015 8:37 PM@EJaneL humid and hot, but no rain :-(
• Jul 19, 2015 6:44 PMAnyone else in SF hearing thunder?
• Jul 19, 2015 5:58 PM@stdio54 the holocracy is neigh
• Jul 19, 2015 2:34 PMRT @SBNation: A pro surfer fought a shark *during* a competition and NOPE NOPE NOPE http://t.co/bpXwhj9AUI (Vine: @wsl) https://t.co/EhavQ…
• Jul 19, 2015 4:08 AMHummingbirds were out this evening in the back "yard". http://t.co/oQ5betaibV 🎥
• Jul 19, 2015 2:23 AMThe Painted Ladies of Geneva & Howth http://t.co/n9Bvf1XJOr 📷
• Jul 19, 2015 2:04 AMAnyone know what the hell this obstacle-course thing in the middle of San Bruno Mt. State Park is? http://t.co/eR16K2ALae 📷
• Jul 19, 2015 1:48 AMSpotted a turkey vulture cruising over San Bruno Mtn. state park this afternoon. http://t.co/xk0w038PMo 📷
• Jul 19, 2015 1:04 AM@mentalward @AahnaBrown me too!
• Jul 18, 2015 11:15 PM@MiamiHurricanes kinda looks like @alexmk is doubling up that "U" #OnWisconsin
• Jul 18, 2015 7:48 PMAfternoon hike on San Bruno Mountain. http://t.co/reOJbyudnm 📷
• Jul 18, 2015 6:17 AM@isaach jesus, imagine Borges running wild in Wikipedia http://t.co/PpVLodvvmv http://t.co/t00O5fhZIM
• Jul 18, 2015 12:00 AMRT @Pinboard: “Smart Bed Startup Luna Joins Y Combinator, Has Raised $1.3M In Private Funding.” It’s like Skynet as brought to you by the S…
• Jul 17, 2015 2:20 AM@olix0r it's about 10 minutes behind you and you are gonna have to share it with 100 other people (all of whom are suburban Giants fans)
• Jul 17, 2015 2:10 AM@kaiparviainen of *course* you did
• Jul 17, 2015 2:10 AMRT @kaiparviainen: found out that Nokia S60 emulator does not support E71 layout and got depressed.
• Jul 17, 2015 12:00 AMAny recommendations for a backpack toddler carrier? Planning on doing some hiking on terrain beyond the capabilities of a jogging stroller.
• Jul 16, 2015 11:40 PMAccording to Google image search Michael Jordan has never been photographed at a rodeo. Sigh. It would've been the greatest pun of all time.
• Jul 16, 2015 10:15 PM@heyjoshua @waferbaby https://t.co/HIROSaRgOf vendors used to roll past my house on the weekends when I lived in Chicago
• Jul 16, 2015 8:56 PM@jhamlett https://t.co/UhvsBz90Up
• Jul 16, 2015 8:16 PMRT @mjg59: Jurassic Park is really the story of one man cheaping out on his ops team and then watching his startup fold
• Jul 16, 2015 5:59 PM@spaceriker http://t.co/kdWSkyCzmx 📷
• Jul 16, 2015 3:22 PM@weems @sharonw @anildash @SalesforceEng I've heard it's mostly MSFT/Azure alums these days.
• Jul 16, 2015 3:19 PM@weems @sharonw @anildash the CMU mafia is a force to be reckoned with in the valley...they pretty much ran @SalesforceEng back in the day.
• Jul 16, 2015 3:03 PM@anildash Madison, WI: progressive-ish population, bike-friendly, grounded but growing tech scene: @Zendesk recently opened an office there
• Jul 16, 2015 3:35 AM@onejli @chorankates http://t.co/YIitYuuGuj 📷
• Jul 15, 2015 11:12 PM@chorankates #inboxseventeenthousandfourhundredandseventysix ... close enough http://t.co/oRvwVYq246 📷
• Jul 15, 2015 6:50 PM@waferbaby any blue that's not #55ACEE is the wrong blue
• Jul 15, 2015 6:45 PM@ieure Jira Dreams of Sashimi methods of incremental development.
• Jul 15, 2015 6:39 PMStoked to see Apple is releasing @flickr editions of the new #ipodtouch! http://t.co/2ogoy1MhxU 📷
• Jul 15, 2015 3:14 PMReplacing the laces in another pair of @ebay'd @nike Vortexes for a Green Mind-era Dinosaur Jr./@jmascis vibe. http://t.co/WkOXMdEEcy 📷
• Jul 15, 2015 12:59 PMRT @abc7newsBayArea: #UPDATE: #BART: Fire out on tracks between Glenn Park and Balboa stations. Expect 20 min delays on SF line in SFO, MLB…
• Jul 14, 2015 11:58 PMStoked to see @vinucharanya (one of @twitter's cloud infra devs) featured in @ELLEmagazine's coverage of #CHIMEHACK2 https://t.co/UP0dtKAvli
• Jul 14, 2015 11:54 PMRT @ELLEmagazine: Gucci hosted a hackathon for a VERY good cause. http://t.co/zElpZ8AF9P http://t.co/9qfeH1fCof 📷
• Jul 14, 2015 11:52 PM@seb_m @roach @iok happy to report there are 8 Ians (avoiding the "sebast" vs. "sébast" controversy completely)
• Jul 14, 2015 5:22 PMWhile I couldn't envision Jeb Bush or Hillary Clinton negotiating with ‘El Chapo’, I can definitely envision Trump. http://t.co/JGJpJc93DS 📷
• Jul 14, 2015 4:37 AMRT @hmason: People who love algorithms and being warm! Support KnitYak and get a custom unique algorithmically generated scarf: https://t.c…
• Jul 14, 2015 2:30 AMRT @evacide: I wish I knew who to credit for this Big Lebowski/Dune mash-up cover, because it pleases me greatly. http://t.co/03TuzvvVSa 📷
• Jul 14, 2015 12:44 AMI feel like the winner of the upcoming El Chapo/Trump debate is gonna be a lock for the GOP nomination in 2016.
• Jul 14, 2015 12:25 AM@jayholler Judo Matt is a way scarier dude than @NuttySwiss
• Jul 13, 2015 10:38 PMCurrently listening to @ScottWalker describe his approach to grifting @kohls stores throughout Wisconsin.
• Jul 13, 2015 7:35 PMRT @mccv: A board game like clue but instead of a murder it's a prod outage. "The server eng did it in the parser with an off by one error"
• Jul 13, 2015 7:32 PMTFW you get back to your desk just in time to catch your favorite jam on iTunes Radio. http://t.co/pD2p5KKmZH 📷
• Jul 13, 2015 6:46 PMRT @jxxf: A fragment of a short program in ArnoldC, a language whose keywords are Arnold Schwarzenegger movie quotes. http://t.co/nqwKIbTYjk 📷
• Jul 13, 2015 4:19 PM52-Across
• Jul 13, 2015 2:48 PMRT @mesoscon: 38 days until #MesosCon, register today! http://t.co/bVJ9dKO1ge
• Jul 13, 2015 4:06 AMRT @RebeccaSlatkin: What recruiters think I want: Beer cart, ping pong table What I really want: Silence, coworkers with good table manners…
• Jul 13, 2015 4:01 AM"Needing to have reality confirmed and experience enhanced by photographs is an aesthetic consumerism to which everyone is now addicted."
• Jul 13, 2015 4:00 AMBeing a parent is pretty much just the reification of Sontag's "On Photography".
• Jul 13, 2015 3:58 AMTook an amazing three minute video of my kid. Finished recording, thought "wow...this". Was in photo mode whole time. http://t.co/izWKxF9CfT 📷
• Jul 12, 2015 6:05 PM@jeffrizzo This is true and sad and horrible. FML.
• Jul 12, 2015 6:01 PMCurrent status: trying to convince myself that a cup of Lapsang souchong tea is an acceptable substitute for coffee. http://t.co/cQuWn1dseR 📷
• Jul 11, 2015 10:40 PM@jhamlett I haven't seen it, but @Syncrofly described the plot to me in detail and I've had walrus-related night-terrors for months now.
• Jul 11, 2015 10:37 PM@kevino @wm @olix0r one the many benefits of working at @BuoyantIO is frequent encounters with alarmingly large swarms of bees.
• Jul 11, 2015 10:32 PM@rockfloat @heyjoshua is this one going into your floor?! http://t.co/zPazHjXPJj 📷
• Jul 11, 2015 7:45 PMFave shoes are a bit worn out, so used @eBay for the first time in years to stock up on discontinued @nike Vortexes. http://t.co/KmOlSjKjDF 📷
• Jul 11, 2015 7:39 PM@micheal Hey! Happy birthday!!
• Jul 11, 2015 2:41 PM@heyjoshua @jhamlett they are everywhere these days! (though I remember Stoughton had a crazy tight bowl back in the day)
• Jul 11, 2015 2:34 PM@jhamlett sure beats driving to Rockford.
• Jul 11, 2015 2:13 PM@jhamlett woah...that looks pretty awesome. Where is it at?
• Jul 10, 2015 11:36 PM@pragashjj @chee1bot @jchmartin @micheal @cxxxs @vinucharanya look people, I'm trying to be subtle and discreet here :-)
• Jul 10, 2015 11:28 PMShout out to @pragashjj @micheal @cxxxs @chee1bot and @vinucharanya for shipping v1.0! What an awesome team! http://t.co/c4fBkC0UPe 📷
• Jul 10, 2015 8:10 PMRT @superchunk: "Continually make iTunes worse" just reading a memo here in the Apple employee handbook
• Jul 10, 2015 4:43 PM@heyjoshua "Sorry sir, did you say 'Well at house great!'?"
• Jul 10, 2015 3:11 PMHow am I just hearing about Cultivate now? #OSCON http://t.co/P1Z7pfRTNK
• Jul 10, 2015 2:03 PMRT @DocuSign: Don't go signing anything willy-nilly @tsakalotos, use #DocuSign http://t.co/XTdO4JtPyi via @mashable
• Jul 10, 2015 6:15 AMPretty much fast forwarding through everything that's not Dinosaur Jr
• Jul 10, 2015 6:14 AMCurrent status: watching "1991: The Year Punk Broke" http://t.co/CxSf6nlnI0 🎥
• Jul 10, 2015 5:52 AM@kf @gln @esten the latter, and the former
• Jul 10, 2015 5:47 AM@esten @kf yeah, but you can only watch it once because of that opening sequence
• Jul 10, 2015 5:31 AMRT @ftrain: the best jokes are the ones that require wikipedia to write
• Jul 10, 2015 4:59 AM@spaceriker @karan @trichris I heard he's going to @Pinterest to take over their SRE operation
• Jul 9, 2015 5:29 PMIs the @warriors SF stadium still a thing? Unclear how @sfmta_muni will scale with @SFGiants games overlap. /cc @Scott_Wiener @Benioff
• Jul 9, 2015 5:22 PM@jhamlett have you tried using Dreamweaver or HoTMeTaL?
• Jul 9, 2015 4:35 PMRT @bcrypt: in the future, everyone will get to be a trusted CA for 15 minutes http://t.co/xyYBkO7x9N
• Jul 9, 2015 2:54 PM@amolweb that's the second question on the FAQ
• Jul 9, 2015 9:05 AM@amolweb that's the first question on the FAQ
• Jul 9, 2015 5:14 AM@peterseibel not sure that's really a *new* metric.
• Jul 9, 2015 5:09 AMAccording to the crowfaq http://t.co/ZKvXrc7qGQ it's possible that they've been disturbed by a great horned owl which hunts sleeping crows.
• Jul 9, 2015 5:03 AMThe crows nesting in the tree outside our house seem to be losing their shit tonight. https://t.co/YcC9M599ut
• Jul 9, 2015 3:49 AMRT @Padmasree: Pampers - Pooface commercial - brilliant advertising http://t.co/JeOcHqiADt
• Jul 9, 2015 3:31 AM@pragashjj I'm doomed.
• Jul 9, 2015 2:52 AM@heyjoshua @firepile I could be wrong, I could be right, but pretty sure it gets filed under PI. http://t.co/wts2mPnjC9 📷
• Jul 9, 2015 2:14 AMDad is trying to entertain the toddler until Mom gets home. So far the toddler seems unimpressed with Dad's tricks. http://t.co/qxT918YKlg 🎥
• Jul 8, 2015 4:20 PMRT @anildash: I knew @ftrain shouldn't have explained what code is.
• Jul 8, 2015 4:01 PMRT @notthefakeSVP: TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!!!!
• Jul 8, 2015 4:01 PMRT @business: BREAKING: NYSE suspends trading in all securities http://t.co/HdpuQt1xlN
• Jul 8, 2015 6:28 AMRT @LisaDaftari: F-16 jet, Cessna airplane collide midair near Charleston SC http://t.co/Ilg2gF07SC
• Jul 8, 2015 5:03 AMRT @hmason: TIL that the phrase software "patch" is from a physical patch applied to Mark 1 paper tape to modify the program. http://t.co/v…
• Jul 8, 2015 4:33 AM@driveawedge also code dilettantes, code hobbyists...even code managers! Pretty much any CS-literate individual understands it's a bad idea.
• Jul 8, 2015 4:21 AMRT @brdskggs: Jackson Pollock's No. 5, 1948 #inceptionism #deepdream http://t.co/dwQ9ahpcxK 📷
• Jul 7, 2015 9:03 PM@worrydream manyfesto
• Jul 7, 2015 9:00 PMRT @ftcreature: what kind of squirrel is this http://t.co/f4sOpkoduj 📷
• Jul 7, 2015 8:59 PM@pdbogen @mrdo just say it real fast
• Jul 7, 2015 6:54 PM@alexferrara i know, right? can't believe that the @nytimes thinks there's any high-quality content left on the internet.
• Jul 7, 2015 5:59 PM@isaach @anildash "What ideogram called it 'Emoji spelling bee' instead of '🐝'"
• Jul 7, 2015 5:05 PMMore iTunes Radio woe: latest version has a super loud pop when transitioning from stream to advertisement. Apple UX is a fiery deathspiral.
• Jul 7, 2015 4:32 PM@SalMasekela just wait until the finale wherein it's revealed that the entire season was a paid content advert for the e-cigarette industry.
• Jul 7, 2015 6:08 AM@SalMasekela yeah, but those overhead shots tho...
• Jul 7, 2015 5:05 AMEpisode 2 of #TrueDetectiveSeason2 ended like #GameofThrones and episode 3 started like #TwinPeaks.
• Jul 7, 2015 4:27 AM@GIFs @roach #deepdream?
• Jul 7, 2015 3:28 AM@jhamlett not sure, but convert that beard to 'stache and bring back the ~'93 hair and I think you could pull off a reasonable Velcoro.
• Jul 7, 2015 2:22 AMThat said, shout out to the @SFBART employees pictured above for doing the thankless job of cleaning these vertically-scrolling pissoirs.
• Jul 7, 2015 1:12 AMAlways fun taking a stroller down the escalator at rush hour when there's a @SFGiants game on. Thanks @SFBART! http://t.co/HpTUHBbLuq 📷
• Jul 6, 2015 6:29 PM@MarkCC @chee1bot Problem solved: http://t.co/EJOnpxc60A
• Jul 6, 2015 6:09 PM@MarkCC @chee1bot Indeed! I'd almost forgot. Back to my normal arbitrary and random decisions combined with a dubious ethical center.
• Jul 6, 2015 6:06 PM@MarkCC to be fair to @chee1bot I was extremely selective in that quote.
• Jul 6, 2015 6:02 PMOH: "...I think JavaScript is the right solution..." /cc: @chee1bot
• Jul 6, 2015 4:47 PMGetting the "Radio" feature of iTunes to play music often reminds of me of trying to start my old car on cold midwestern winter mornings.
• Jul 6, 2015 4:32 PMI may have had a few too many donut holes this morning. #LoveWhereYouWork http://t.co/T8F0vHmEt3 📷
• Jul 6, 2015 3:26 PMRT @harrymccracken: Your 2000 tech news update: Blockbuster signs 20-year deal with Enron to deliver VHS-quality video over DSL lines. http…
• Jul 6, 2015 12:58 AM@notthefakeSVP yeah, but this is more significant than @nfl or @nba or @MLB...feeling pretty good that @ussoccer_wnt is best in the world.
• Jul 6, 2015 12:51 AMTotal dominance by @ussoccer_wnt! What an amazing game!
• Jul 6, 2015 12:27 AMCan someone remind me how long soccer games are supposed to last? This time elapsed instead of time remaining is dumb as hell. #USA
• Jul 5, 2015 11:37 PMRT @BCAppelbaum: The only thing that could make this game better is if they arrested Sepp Blatter at halftime.
• Jul 5, 2015 10:34 PMAn Infinite Number of Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed
• Jul 5, 2015 4:01 PMRT @melvillehouse: Hey, it's all your feelings about going back to work tomorrow, and it's 40% off right now! http://t.co/vQ1mwTA0UO http:/…
• Jul 5, 2015 3:54 PM@towns @firepile yeah, but if you are flying over a state on your way to Texas you aren't allowed to throw shade.
• Jul 5, 2015 2:24 PM@mleinart watch out for the "reply to SMS DM" #dmfail ...it's bitten me a few times when in SMS-only mode
• Jul 5, 2015 4:08 AM@firepile Yep...our thoughts are with you and your family in these trying times.
• Jul 5, 2015 4:07 AMCurrently watching Alabama play their greatest hits on the @PBS #IndependenceDay special emceed by Josh Lyman.
• Jul 5, 2015 4:04 AM@firepile there is an inflection point at which the alcohol will start causing people to pass out instead of blowing shit up
• Jul 5, 2015 4:00 AM@firepile #OnWisconsin
• Jul 4, 2015 11:28 PMRT @revodavid: Clever #dataviz idea: use density plots as legends for colorscale charts #user2015 #rstats http://t.co/wlQE3bzmHp 📷
• Jul 4, 2015 8:33 PMThe downside to #IndependenceDay is that there is a real danger I will have to hear Lenny Kravitz covering the Guess Who at some point.
• Jul 4, 2015 1:39 AM@pashk putter around all day in the garage I guess.
• Jul 3, 2015 11:47 PM@EAEO yeah, that blue...not too many birds with that much color in the park. Makes for an easy ID. :-)
• Jul 3, 2015 11:44 PMGolden Gate Park is for the birds. Spotted a Red-tailed(?) hawk devouring a rodent, a Steller's Jay, and mallards. http://t.co/30wjKVZPCn 📷
• Jul 3, 2015 8:29 PMShaking the dust off with a slow 5K at the polo field. http://t.co/NXVHjx4ZZx 📷
• Jul 3, 2015 4:47 AM@AahnaBrown and @KarlTheFog http://t.co/nPwk1gjCWk 📷
• Jul 3, 2015 3:04 AM@rothmana @jackiemcconnell @cbogie I can see the most beautiful Taco Bell location on the planet.
• Jul 3, 2015 1:54 AM@rsarver Twitter Vine for Kids Fischer-Price Let's Count Fischer-Price Monkey Fischer-Price Where's Puppy's Nose?
• Jul 2, 2015 9:22 PM@cmort I'd just like to be able to "record" or save my FaceTime chats. Unclear if there is a legal barrier to this.
• Jul 2, 2015 6:44 AM"just as it had been designed to do, the software automatically recovered, deleting lower priority tasks" https://t.co/xX2e7cPe0h
• Jul 2, 2015 6:33 AMThis @novapbs episode on Neil Armstrong currently playing on @KQED right now is pretty awesome.
• Jul 2, 2015 6:27 AM@burritojustice a few spots on the deck in Glen Park, but don't see anything legit yet.
• Jul 2, 2015 6:23 AM@shatil @spaceriker @NuttySwiss @canyonmarket seriously, this kid eats better than me...I ended up microwaving two hotdogs.
• Jul 2, 2015 6:02 AM@shatil @spaceriker @NuttySwiss Mom is out of town on a biz trip, so Dad stopped by our local mkt (@canyonmarket) and hit up the salad bar.
• Jul 2, 2015 6:00 AM@shatil @spaceriker @NuttySwiss quinoa with raisins and scallions, pasta salad, corn and shredded cheese.
• Jul 2, 2015 5:56 AMRT @kierondwyer: Back Issues #ComicConAilments @midnight
• Jul 2, 2015 4:51 AM@spaceriker @NuttySwiss what the fuck...there's more than one kind?
• Jul 2, 2015 3:28 AM@Benioff or "Serge pricing"...I'll show myself out.
• Jul 2, 2015 3:25 AMWhat idiot called it "uberPOP" instead of "Serge pricing"?
• Jul 2, 2015 2:33 AM@spaceriker @NuttySwiss http://t.co/AtuXabIJVy 📷
• Jul 2, 2015 1:28 AMShout out to today's @SFBART operator for accurately predicting that the train ahead of us turning around at 24th St was going fuck shit up.
• Jul 2, 2015 1:19 AM@HiveTheory @cra @finatra @iagoloadgen "so we accelerate the heartrates of thousands of rats *in parallel* to stress the FitBits to abnorm-"
• Jul 1, 2015 4:37 PMLoved the Velcoro/P. Diddy comparison by TK on last night's @PTI. #TrueDetectiveSeason2 http://t.co/gk1QexgE5I 📷
• Jul 1, 2015 5:53 AM@bx related? https://t.co/RwutI3ikrP
• Jul 1, 2015 4:39 AMTIL (by seeing people tweeting about it): https://t.co/FSvx9quJUa #BigIP #F5
• Jul 1, 2015 4:33 AM@alexmk @dickc it's worth a shot.
• Jul 1, 2015 3:48 AM@shaft on the upside that much analog probably means you can use your cellphone without the plane crashing.
• Jul 1, 2015 3:36 AMWith Mom away on a business trip, Dad is starting to regret giving the kid so much sugary food at dinner. http://t.co/LGYrXS5TLs 📷
• Jul 1, 2015 1:44 AM@micheal @pragashjj I still think @twitter needs a company scrip called "duckets".