October 2016 (290 tweets)

• Oct 31, 2016 10:40 PM@lahosken the Programmable Prize Giveaway is the what seals the deal for me! if (dayOfWeek() == 4) { puts "TGIF!" return Bait.LEECHES; }
• Oct 31, 2016 8:13 PMRT @MagicRealismBot: You find out that you are a textbook.
• Oct 31, 2016 7:26 PMI'm rooting for @postmates. "We desire to build a successful company that does a lot of good for local economies." https://t.co/pyEAsTDKUw
• Oct 31, 2016 3:07 PMRT @endurablegoods: Happening now: Fire on Alameny + 280. #SFnews @burritojustice https://t.co/13eBRGZ8xm 🎥
• Oct 31, 2016 6:26 AMMost of my Xcode development is me desperately Ctrl-dragging between UI components and random objects in hopes of somehow making shit work.
• Oct 31, 2016 5:58 AMRT @thisisinsider: These conveyor belts are a trip https://t.co/30opf7l3Xt 🎥
• Oct 31, 2016 4:20 AMCurrent bedtime-after-a-ton-of-holiday-sugar-and-desserts status. https://t.co/3fo72y9z9q 🎥
• Oct 31, 2016 2:54 AMRT @andrewgrutt: The NFL's Super Bowl logos tell the story of when the league stopped being fun. https://t.co/r4zhcEbUNy 📷
• Oct 31, 2016 1:54 AM#HappyDiwali https://t.co/Y8OTteQKwI 📷
• Oct 31, 2016 12:46 AM@SFBART Better smug than smog.
• Oct 30, 2016 10:57 PM@heyjoshua 👏🏼🎃🙌🏽
• Oct 30, 2016 10:07 PMHalloween: some assembly required. https://t.co/9N9nSQdiEE 📷
• Oct 30, 2016 6:55 PMRT @chipkidd: Accidental Manhattan street art at its finest... https://t.co/tBHrizsP6U 📷
• Oct 30, 2016 6:00 PMDiwali preparation this morning. Turns out making rangolis is easier without a toddler "helping". #HappyDiwali https://t.co/3FkO5LZJLl 📷
• Oct 30, 2016 2:43 PM@shatil just advertising
• Oct 30, 2016 5:03 AMRT @sarahjeong: How many more Weiner scandals can he pack into a lifetime
• Oct 30, 2016 4:59 AMRT @anildash: Behold. The Great Pumpkin. https://t.co/Z2ACHUzgdv https://t.co/4i268XvYXz 📷
• Oct 30, 2016 4:53 AMIoT interop via IR. I'm impressed at how awesome the LIRC project is. https://t.co/JIXtukT9xZ The irrecord tool alone is quite fantastic… 📷
• Oct 30, 2016 3:28 AM@heyjoshua /cc @gargvik
• Oct 30, 2016 2:49 AMTIL: 3D Touch brings up menus on certain app icons. https://t.co/7rXZAOMryH 📷
• Oct 29, 2016 5:49 PMRT @peterhartlaub: Not looking to throw myself in @Athletics @smashmouth beef, but seems like it could be settled by whoever had higher avg…
• Oct 29, 2016 3:06 PM@mleinart @dish This was totally the answer. Thanks Michael!
• Oct 29, 2016 2:43 PMRT @GeorgeTakei: Overheard: "You know what's rigged? Casinos. And you still managed to bankrupt them."
• Oct 29, 2016 2:35 PMI'm going to miss @Buncahn's movie synopses. "Jurassic Park 2" is a classic. #RIPVine https://t.co/Y1gucU0dQu
• Oct 29, 2016 2:18 PMRT @TeamATL10: 3 am Twitter beef between the Oakland Athletics and Smashmouth is what I live for https://t.co/zXX7l2Eb4Q 📷
• Oct 29, 2016 12:45 PMRT @Wilco: Being There turns 20 today. https://t.co/gjWAjBy7iO https://t.co/73KpwQxNvF 📷
• Oct 29, 2016 10:42 AMhttps://t.co/Mk3LbXtNA0 📷
• Oct 29, 2016 2:56 AMRT @OnePerfectShot: Adjust Your Plans Accordingly: MAD MAX: FURY ROAD Black and Chrome Edition Now Streaming on Amazon https://t.co/sBsTlos…
• Oct 28, 2016 11:41 PMJust a friendly reminder from @SFBART that it's hockey season again. https://t.co/sPhXpF7Dxt 📷
• Oct 28, 2016 8:52 PMSorting through the office library always turns up an interesting book. https://t.co/lr0dZMzAKl 📷
• Oct 28, 2016 8:42 PMRT @ABC: JUST IN: New video shows American Airlines plane on fire at Chicago O'Hare; no injuries reported. https://t.co/4FDfL1gFdL 🎥
• Oct 28, 2016 5:03 PM@l4stewar Third option: his brain is actually a Markov-bot that generates racist word salads.
• Oct 28, 2016 3:00 PMRT @jillheather: I hope @ann_leckie sees this https://t.co/Vy904iSmvT https://t.co/3Oo3JSnQOH 📷
• Oct 28, 2016 8:41 AMAnyone else think that @mike_pence has the face of an early 80s Darkseid toy? https://t.co/KSF1qj4yi4 📷
• Oct 28, 2016 8:30 AMRT @ChrisBellDesign: (Vine by @StienerRecliner) https://t.co/D10WwhNnJk
• Oct 28, 2016 7:33 AM@ChrisThalinger @vine Another of my faves: https://t.co/9NvdDcwH4w
• Oct 28, 2016 6:30 AM#inktober https://t.co/bkepQwZLEq 📷
• Oct 28, 2016 5:59 AMRT @Wahlid: Hahaha fuck i spent 2 grand on this damn vine https://t.co/hwBMjxeT5l
• Oct 28, 2016 4:34 AMRT @soozinbird: I like this #RIPVine https://t.co/FCSCymwBsz
• Oct 28, 2016 4:33 AM@soozinbird me too :-(
• Oct 28, 2016 3:27 AMRT @BananaKarenina: My semi-autobiographical 1st novel, THE IDIOT, comes out in 03/17 (if we live that long): https://t.co/2CC4VERQoW https…
• Oct 28, 2016 3:12 AM@NuttySwiss XML FTW
• Oct 28, 2016 3:06 AM@cmort nice
• Oct 27, 2016 11:55 PM@seb_m @vine it would appear so...wow...awesome. And so, so, sketchy. He has a kid too. Mind blown.
• Oct 27, 2016 11:38 PMRT @jeff_currier: Strongly encourage any manager to read this thread. Some very sound advice can be found here. https://t.co/7uyemjiZ0H
• Oct 27, 2016 11:35 PM@CGregoryBrown lets replace the entire electoral college of the U.S. with the Fromm student body.
• Oct 27, 2016 9:24 PM@shatil feet close to the trucks
• Oct 27, 2016 7:33 PMThis is one of my all time favorite Vines. I just keep watching it and watching it. https://t.co/UDiZgNrPnf
• Oct 27, 2016 3:30 PMRT @aparrish: —hey —hi —wait. are you doing that thing where you only talk in state abbreviations again —me? —yes, you. I hate when you do…
• Oct 27, 2016 3:15 PM@origiful don't forget that now *you* get to get sick a day or so after the kids do.
• Oct 27, 2016 1:41 PM@alexmk I couldn't think of a scarier Halloween handle. :-) Though I'm sure I've been accidentally blocked/reported for spam by a few tweeps
• Oct 27, 2016 1:36 PM@mcpb You mean like Hip Pop?
• Oct 27, 2016 7:02 AMRT @wilshipley: How many times is sufficient for my iPhone asking if I trust the same computer?
• Oct 27, 2016 6:40 AMIt isn't easy being #6FAEDC.
• Oct 27, 2016 4:21 AM@psharpe @stumpf that new Scala logo is pretty nice tho https://t.co/m5qSYXZX1w 📷
• Oct 27, 2016 3:56 AMRT @waynesutton: ⚡️ “Day 1 #TechInclusion16” by @techinclusionco https://t.co/BWbDbpNFF2
• Oct 27, 2016 3:18 AM@stumpf https://t.co/E7BYcQGlQl 📷
• Oct 27, 2016 2:51 AM@mrp Previously on @cra: https://t.co/I8sztICK4p
• Oct 27, 2016 2:49 AM@PaulTobin @apelad nice...perhaps this is the end product? Unearthed it a few years ago when my folks moved. Def from the early/mid 80s. ht… 📷
• Oct 27, 2016 1:55 AM@cra already spending the hard-earned money of the Canadian taxpayer I see.
• Oct 26, 2016 9:17 PM@micheal @indiangeek I only remember one discussion.
• Oct 26, 2016 8:04 PMRan into this former colleague at #TechInclusion16. https://t.co/6fmAvdrzNw 📷
• Oct 26, 2016 6:39 PMRT @WorthwhileRandC: @shaft: what would happen if Facebook, Google, Apple opened offices in Atlanta, Richmond, Detroit. Why not there now?…
• Oct 26, 2016 6:34 PM.@shaft discussing the impact of companies's capital investments on the (lack of) success of tech's diversity programs. #TechInclusion16 ht… 📷
• Oct 26, 2016 4:50 PMAwesome venue (the Innovation Hangar at the Palace of Fine Arts) for this year's @techinclusionco conference. #TechInclusion16
• Oct 26, 2016 7:54 AMAll politics is loco.
• Oct 26, 2016 7:15 AMMy *awesome* wife picked me up the new Dinosaur Jr. album (on vinyl!) at the @subpop shop on her way home from a business trip to Seattle. … 📷
• Oct 26, 2016 6:04 AM#inktober https://t.co/WtDJfSMpJA 📷
• Oct 26, 2016 3:54 AMRT @mathewrodriguez: someone tell high school me that in the future I’ll look up to football players and computer nerds will be racist assh…
• Oct 25, 2016 10:43 PM@MiguelGamino @NYCMayor :-(
• Oct 25, 2016 9:51 PM@shatil @esm @twitter the preferred term is "GitHub mini-mono-repo".
• Oct 25, 2016 9:39 PM@esm @shatil @twitter not so much on the Docker image, but stay tuned vis-à-vis the JDK.
• Oct 25, 2016 8:04 PM@shatil @twitter @twopensource our Docker image of what?
• Oct 25, 2016 7:09 PMRT @josefow: This is what it looks like when @KDTrey5 (Kevin Durant) rides @SFBART... HT @TeamKDurant @KevinDurantFan5 @StephenCurry30 @Let…
• Oct 25, 2016 7:39 AMRT @sarah_edo: Every time I think "nobody pointed out this obvious thing so I must be wrong" I remind myself how long it took us to put whe…
• Oct 25, 2016 7:34 AM@sknthla sort of the fundamental premise of planning poker, no reason not to scale it up to the project/product level and involve whole co.
• Oct 25, 2016 4:54 AM@davidjrusek "Learning SQL". It showed up on my desk on @esm's last day. Not sure if someone was trying to send me a message.
• Oct 25, 2016 4:44 AM#inktober https://t.co/EGv2LmjmSA 📷
• Oct 25, 2016 4:31 AM@davidjrusek 👊🏼#dadlife
• Oct 25, 2016 4:30 AM@ningwangsf Tears. Crying. Wailing. The pitter-patter of little feet in the hallway at 11PM. At 1AM. At 3AM. At 4AM.
• Oct 25, 2016 4:11 AMWelp. The transition from crib to toddler bed is going as well as one would expect.
• Oct 25, 2016 3:05 AM@roach this guy, probably https://t.co/BbI5WdlhTX
• Oct 25, 2016 2:10 AM@karaswisher @hunterwalk @kimmaicutler @MikeIsaac Recode 2: The Quickening
• Oct 24, 2016 8:52 PMRT @jenniferfraser: SiteOps manager position opening @twitter @JoinTheFlock https://t.co/v8WxfnpEjh
• Oct 24, 2016 7:33 PMRT @won3d: @rygorous @grumpygiant "why is DNS so hard? It's just naming things and cache invalidation."
• Oct 24, 2016 7:08 PMRT @c8ters: I untangle my headphones like I'm in an infomercial for a product that keeps your headphones from tangling.
• Oct 24, 2016 6:45 PMCurrent #inboxzero status. https://t.co/YfmIMGdTWl 📷
• Oct 24, 2016 6:11 PM@davebarr I find the Twitter app is a pretty good way to fend of boredom. https://t.co/c3FLaF4JAq
• Oct 24, 2016 5:01 PMWhile I hold out hope for a future IoT with open, universally adopted interop standards, IR is pretty much your only option these days. htt… 📷
• Oct 24, 2016 3:09 PMRT @SFBARTalert: 10 min delay at EMBR in East Bay dir due to equip prob.
• Oct 24, 2016 3:09 PMRT @SFBARTalert: 10 min delay at EMBR in SFO, MLBR and DALY dirs due to a medical emergency.
• Oct 24, 2016 3:07 PMRT @sfgov: It's the last day to register to vote. Register! ✍🏽 https://t.co/vsTVZorQ88 #voteyourfuture #vote2016 https://t.co/2RiF0A7Yws 📷
• Oct 24, 2016 2:31 PM@crankymate @Caltrain as far as train smells go that one doesn't seem so bad *stares meaningfully at @SFBART*
• Oct 24, 2016 6:53 AM#inktober https://t.co/hicAsAzZH3 📷
• Oct 24, 2016 12:28 AMRT @sfmta_muni: Our extra inbound #NJudah trains that start in Cole Valley reduced a.m. commute pass-ups by about 63%. https://t.co/Zo1OwBx…
• Oct 23, 2016 4:43 AM#inktober https://t.co/9nM6sc4V6j 📷
• Oct 23, 2016 3:14 AM@BlueBoxTraveler https://t.co/GA6ypjghjY
• Oct 23, 2016 3:13 AMPretty sure if I heard people at the table next to me discussing monorepos I'd feel compelled to share my opinions on the subject with them.
• Oct 23, 2016 3:10 AMThanks Twitter. Now I'm going to spend the rest of the evening thinking about monorepos and why they are, in most cases, a bad idea.
• Oct 23, 2016 1:57 AMRT @burritojustice: the sun’s doing a thing https://t.co/wNdbMReEsb 📷
• Oct 22, 2016 6:46 PMRT @xor: Users need to be able to update their device firmware. Today's attacks show copyright anti-circumvention laws threaten key infrast…
• Oct 22, 2016 6:08 PMWhat idiot called it "the Mirai-based IoT botnet" instead of "Stray Toasters"?
• Oct 22, 2016 4:48 PM@shatil quality is great, I just replaced the screen and touch interface: $99 with AppleCare
• Oct 22, 2016 4:42 PM@shatil I guess it depends if you have AppleCare or not.
• Oct 22, 2016 4:39 PM@EricaJoy here's what I do in my 1:1s https://t.co/4Q6woQFSQj
• Oct 22, 2016 7:10 AM#inktober https://t.co/IEKMwIaN02 📷
• Oct 22, 2016 6:32 AMCurrent IoT status. https://t.co/ZOBkbY98Xo 📷
• Oct 22, 2016 6:19 AMRT @karanortman: What the bios of 8 million Clinton and Trump Twitter followers tell us about identity https://t.co/Zms2jLw6No
• Oct 22, 2016 6:10 AMRT @Manda_like_wine: Imagine what your life could be like if you didn't click back and forth between the same five websites everyday longin…
• Oct 22, 2016 6:10 AMRT @mattdpearce: but by all means let's hook up cars to the web
• Oct 22, 2016 1:26 AMRT @hhuang: @igb Actually it's Qcon Shanghai
• Oct 22, 2016 1:26 AM@hhuang 😳
• Oct 22, 2016 1:18 AMLooks like it's standing room only for @hhuang's @QConBeijing talk on Twitter's Observability stack! https://t.co/KwBE5Raafi
• Oct 22, 2016 1:15 AMRT @hhuang: Exciting! https://t.co/GyIONnAfLq 📷
• Oct 21, 2016 10:33 PMRT @larsonite: Heads up: a lot of email is going to the gmail spam folder due to verification errors (due to DNS outage?). Check your spam…
• Oct 21, 2016 6:46 AM@mnnakamura @slyphon maybe @jonfavs or @ArunChaud have some insight into this?
• Oct 21, 2016 6:45 AM@mnnakamura @slyphon i *think* many WH speechwriters are from the candidate's campaign & previous staff, not the previous administration's
• Oct 21, 2016 5:43 AMRT @packers: The Dude. https://t.co/LndIOIBrop 📷
• Oct 21, 2016 5:11 AMPencils by @AahnaBrown. Inks by @igb. Apologies to Todd McFarlane and Bob Kane. #inktober https://t.co/NbMGE820OH 📷
• Oct 21, 2016 4:39 AM@stumpf I'm so sorry to hear that Todd.
• Oct 21, 2016 12:11 AMRT @MagicRealismBot: An admiral is weeping inside a poem.
• Oct 21, 2016 12:04 AM@asaulys @MissMahlia @ChicagoBears #OnWisconsin #GoPackGo
• Oct 21, 2016 12:03 AMOH: "five years ago I would've just table flipped on 'em" /cc: @stumpf
• Oct 20, 2016 11:13 PMRT @GalaxyKate: On arrival, it plays a movie of the adventures it had along the way. Friends met, then lost, a raccoon seeking shelter, a r…
• Oct 20, 2016 8:50 PMRT @backchnnl: Web designers are making the web inaccessible to huge swaths of users. https://t.co/lXtpqZWB6G
• Oct 20, 2016 8:23 PMRT @megganpez: Something happening in SF. Helicopters circling and a closed freeway. https://t.co/uEuOKIeEy4 📷
• Oct 20, 2016 5:44 PM@john_overholt yeah, I may have gone too far with the spooky Halloween handle. 😬🎃
• Oct 20, 2016 8:12 AM#inktober https://t.co/FcSA6yHT1d 📷
• Oct 20, 2016 6:37 AMRT @ysr1729: Candidates to discuss the #JVM. #HotSpot #DebateNight https://t.co/Yk066hu1Mz
• Oct 19, 2016 10:56 PMManhattan vs. Observability #OneTeam #OneCouch https://t.co/efCqafoCIf 📷
• Oct 19, 2016 6:12 PM@towns looking good, buddy!
• Oct 19, 2016 9:10 AM#inktober https://t.co/JnsoYppIRg 📷
• Oct 19, 2016 6:31 AMRT @dhh: You'll disassociate with critics, but not with Thiel. Got it 👍 https://t.co/GC9kdYllYW 📷
• Oct 19, 2016 2:13 AMRT @miguelrios: "When they go Int, we go Long."
• Oct 19, 2016 1:45 AMRT @thrusticus: holy shit https://t.co/0GylRxl9RV 📷
• Oct 19, 2016 1:02 AMRT @HelenaRiches: Think you're having a bad day? Spare a thought for contractors who set off fire system at Oklahoma National Guard... http…
• Oct 19, 2016 12:47 AM@TonyPrintezis nice pho-tos!
• Oct 19, 2016 12:39 AM@sacca @LaughingSquid I read that as "How to Tie an *Eldritch* Necktie Knot". Was expecting an H.P. Lovecravat.
• Oct 18, 2016 11:04 PMRT @sarahjeong: "it's not even a wiki" is my favorite diss of wikileaks
• Oct 18, 2016 10:54 PMThe dude sitting at the table behind me on the @Apple Store patio knows how to travel. https://t.co/ozKyB7u9Xi 📷
• Oct 18, 2016 10:40 PM@TonyPrintezis @Apple I never do appointments, I just walk in. Same for the DMV. Waiting in line is why @Jack created Twitter.
• Oct 18, 2016 10:35 PM45 to 60 minute wait times at the @Apple #GeniusBar don't seem all that bad TBH. https://t.co/cmEGmulWi3 📷
• Oct 18, 2016 9:54 PM@rk https://t.co/nVLMw9Au7K 🎥
• Oct 18, 2016 9:18 PMA neat hack that is relevant to my interests. https://t.co/KTFCkXv5AF
• Oct 18, 2016 9:13 PMRT @xcv58: I just published “What we learn from React Router v4 and Redux” https://t.co/v4g1rtaLuf
• Oct 18, 2016 5:17 PMRT @nypl: On this day in 1851, Moby Dick was first published! See how the White Whale has evolved over time: https://t.co/1z7ZXydl2h https:…
• Oct 18, 2016 3:42 PMRT @msquinn: I now read nine email newsletters every morning - the 90s are back! Looking forward to embracing RSS again in a couple of mont…
• Oct 18, 2016 3:07 AM@gln the @nytimes Crossword Puzzle app. It's an amazing bit of software. Get Tuesday's puzzle before you get on the plane though!
• Oct 18, 2016 2:04 AMRT @ArlanWasHere: I can just imagine BB standing over Trump in the Oval Office: "Do it." "I don't wanna." "DO IT!" *pushes red button* http…
• Oct 18, 2016 12:26 AM#inktober https://t.co/0EruQCtk1p 📷
• Oct 17, 2016 10:57 PM@TravRice @TimZimmerman this is like the photographic equivalent of a six-word story. What an awesome pic.
• Oct 17, 2016 10:53 PMRT @LaBoiteVerte: Chaque français mange 26kg de fromage par an. C'est pas assez, encore un effort svp.
• Oct 17, 2016 6:18 PM@HiveTheory @heyjoshua I'm no fan of Trump, but I am hoping that rage *is* actually good for ones health and longevity
• Oct 17, 2016 6:09 PM@anildash after a few minutes waiting for the query to finish, my desk phone began to ring. I picked it up and got the full BOFH experience
• Oct 17, 2016 6:05 PM@anildash at my first real programming job I ran an LDAP query against the 200k employee corp directory with a "filter" of (objectClass=*).
• Oct 17, 2016 4:07 PMRT @TravRice: Ragdoll Snowboarding when everything's going great, then it's not...From #TheFourthPhase book, which is amazing! --> https://…
• Oct 17, 2016 6:51 AMRT @sarahjeong: I have a bridge to bipartisanship I can sell you
• Oct 17, 2016 5:50 AMFascinating. https://t.co/b5lBGMubz6 (via @NuttySwiss)
• Oct 17, 2016 3:49 AM#inktober https://t.co/qrrydeseUp 📷
• Oct 17, 2016 1:11 AMRT @KalvinMacleod: We need a better word for zero How about love since it takes everything and leaves nothing Hank, you ok? – the…
• Oct 17, 2016 1:07 AM@dish_answers Are the DISH APIs still a thing? https://t.co/ONqv8QKFsp
• Oct 17, 2016 12:55 AM@dish_answers @dish Is there anyone on your end who might be able to help me out with that kind of info?
• Oct 17, 2016 12:54 AM@dish_answers It's not a surround sound system, what I'd like to do is write a bit of software to download the @dish programming schedules.
• Oct 17, 2016 12:41 AM@dish_answers Is there an API for downloading programming info? I'd like to make my bespoke home entertainment system work with my @dish re…
• Oct 17, 2016 12:34 AMDear Lazyweb, is there a way to programmatically get @dish channel info other than trying to scrape https://t.co/LbZws7dWuZ?
• Oct 17, 2016 12:06 AMRT @SFBART: Missed the new train cars this weekend? Oct. 29 and 30 they'll be back! https://t.co/LDrMTR3XQC
• Oct 16, 2016 9:27 PMRT @davidbyttow: Reality: "Let's move our automated phone system to SMS" SV: "Bots are eating the world!"
• Oct 16, 2016 7:28 AMRT @mattblaze: Cyber-War I will be fought with 0-days and implants. Cyber-War II will be fought with abacuses and pencils.
• Oct 16, 2016 7:25 AMRT @marcslove: .@POTUS has Silicon Valley's number. 💯 https://t.co/CfU3lH8eQe
• Oct 16, 2016 6:46 AM#inktober https://t.co/4iRiKYfmCj 📷
• Oct 15, 2016 9:41 PM@goodreads @peterfenton Ted Chiang's "Stories of Your Life and Others"
• Oct 15, 2016 8:41 PMRT @Shteyngart: Never felt happier to be an American than canvassing in Cleveland today. Ohio needs you! https://t.co/PqGAr2X59u 📷
• Oct 15, 2016 8:30 PMRT @SFBARTalert: Major delay at CIVC in all East Bay dirs due to police activity.
• Oct 15, 2016 5:36 PMRT @Kasparov63: Saying that fair elections are rigged is as much a crime against democracy as saying that rigged elections are fair.
• Oct 15, 2016 6:16 AM#inktober https://t.co/TWmyjUJfd3 📷
• Oct 15, 2016 4:51 AMRT @kron4news: #BREAKING: SFPD officer hurt in shooting incident in San Francisco's Sunset District on 19th and Sloat. https://t.co/pwA5LfY…
• Oct 15, 2016 4:47 AMRT @MagicRealismBot: A supermarket sinks into an ocean filled with green tea.
• Oct 14, 2016 10:39 PM@l4stewar @slyphon "Eh is Eh." - Canadian Ayn Rand
• Oct 14, 2016 10:36 PM@squarecog It's my scary October/Halloween handle/costume...I might have gone a bit to far with it. :-)
• Oct 14, 2016 7:03 AM#inktober https://t.co/R6VawO4DDb 📷
• Oct 14, 2016 1:10 AMRT @Ed_Crooks: Disappointing to see the @NewYorker stooping to such obvious clickbait... https://t.co/gukrRCxKCb
• Oct 14, 2016 12:58 AMTwitter's live streaming of #TNF is perfect for grilling: seamless transition from AppleTV in living room to phone out on the patio and back
• Oct 14, 2016 12:47 AMHey @NFL, I just want make sure you know I'm watching #TNF *in spite* of the #ColorRush uniforms.
• Oct 14, 2016 12:11 AMRT @adambain: Broncos vs Chargers, live now: https://t.co/D9HHjPnQNC
• Oct 13, 2016 8:52 PMRT @OhNoSheTwitnt: I am the Deplorax. I speak for the sleaze. #TrumpDrSeuss
• Oct 13, 2016 5:42 PMRT @christinawilkie: NEW: New York Times Trump: “If Trump disagrees, we welcome the opportunity to have a court set him straight.” Boom.…
• Oct 13, 2016 5:23 PMRT @VisionZeroCA: The Dutch make #urban #infrastructure like we make excuses. https://t.co/3DB66LrZfD #VisionZero #walking #cycling https:…
• Oct 13, 2016 7:14 AM#inktober https://t.co/zaJMBOrth6 📷
• Oct 13, 2016 5:15 AMRT @wickman: this is what the electoral map would look like if it were the aws status blog during an outage https://t.co/g1REG8ySq7 📷
• Oct 13, 2016 3:57 AM@chorankates was it "AI" or "Al"?
• Oct 12, 2016 11:04 PM#RIPDylanRieder https://t.co/bz9yPo4KM4
• Oct 12, 2016 9:11 PM@cmeik wow, that's like three puns in one...impressive!
• Oct 12, 2016 9:07 PMRT @peakscale: mechanical apathy https://t.co/UaIakSvZOg 📷
• Oct 12, 2016 3:25 PM@njm only during the month of October. And during meetings.
• Oct 12, 2016 3:12 PMRT @DStudioPress: Get your copy of 'Things from the Flood' by @SimonStalenhag on.. Amazon: https://t.co/XQuFKiwODu Our website: https://t…
• Oct 12, 2016 3:11 PM#inktober https://t.co/2BVI7JtlN4 📷
• Oct 12, 2016 3:10 AM.@Twitter engineer @vinucharanya discusses how to encourage more women to pursue careers in STEM! https://t.co/iWRfYIrNC2 #AdaLovelaceDay
• Oct 12, 2016 12:59 AMJIT daycare pickup!
• Oct 12, 2016 12:53 AMRT @ningwangsf: @SFBART Bart is having issues? The train has been waiting in Powell for 10 minutes.
• Oct 12, 2016 12:53 AMWelp, stuck between stations on MUNI, so this is a problem.
• Oct 12, 2016 12:39 AMFailing over to MUNI as BART seems pretty much stopped in the eastbound direction.
• Oct 11, 2016 4:30 PMThis is what parenting is all about. https://t.co/TarLsAEcsv
• Oct 11, 2016 4:12 PM@esten well, if the collective noun for crows is "murder" maybe it means you'll kill it on stage tonight? Good luck!
• Oct 11, 2016 3:53 PMMy dream job is "entrepreneur in residence", which, I assume, is getting paid to stand in the shower all day and come up good startup ideas.
• Oct 11, 2016 6:27 AM@jayholler hey @kenbone18 is from Belleville, IL, hometown of Uncle Tupelo! https://t.co/8g0kkIflfH
• Oct 11, 2016 5:57 AMRT @jonathansampson: Mind. Blown. I doodle with perspective from time to time, and hate leaving ghost lines across my paper. This is awesom…
• Oct 11, 2016 5:56 AM@ningwangsf :-)
• Oct 11, 2016 5:45 AM#inktober https://t.co/A8Sncp3RIs 📷
• Oct 11, 2016 4:16 AMRT @JohnDingell: RT if you're more scared of a Donald Trump presidency than you are of ISIS.
• Oct 11, 2016 3:30 AMA #badlarry collabo from @igb and @AahnaBrown. https://t.co/wMXe5FCVYW 📷
• Oct 11, 2016 3:13 AMRT @kurteichenwald: Follow trail: Russia manipulates email, publishes on govnt media. No one else reports it. Trump reads it at rally. http…
• Oct 10, 2016 5:40 PMRT @wesreisz: Excited to have the full Java track complete! Are you ready for this? #QConSF https://t.co/lDiEUAvBYb https://t.co/GhB2tjxz56 📷
• Oct 10, 2016 3:23 PM@gmacisme @cmeik https://t.co/w9LfS7sEuM 📷
• Oct 10, 2016 2:28 PMWoah. What a neat art hack of the Moments medium. ⚡️ “Paper-Plane” by @martincraster https://t.co/LZ2sOGdg4e
• Oct 10, 2016 4:40 AM#inktober https://t.co/sa0hYsE2oC 📷
• Oct 10, 2016 1:05 AM🙈
• Oct 10, 2016 12:11 AMThe sky above the port was the color of an AppleTV, running the Twitter app, displaying the message "Programming will begin shortly".
• Oct 10, 2016 12:08 AMDebate prep. https://t.co/VJklTgm8k6 📷
• Oct 9, 2016 3:40 PMBroken hearted. https://t.co/wpbWArP0Tl 📷
• Oct 9, 2016 6:08 AM@tedd4u @towns this is pretty close tbh https://t.co/DKYoofJuKx
• Oct 9, 2016 5:09 AM#inktober https://t.co/VBq2PPIg5v 📷
• Oct 9, 2016 4:59 AM@srw same for HI too, right? just let me know where you are going next so I can plan to avoid the area! :-)
• Oct 9, 2016 4:56 AMRT @igb: This week is on fleet.
• Oct 9, 2016 4:54 AM@srw are you chasing hurricanes or something?
• Oct 9, 2016 4:35 AM@dickc @anthonynoto time to bump Rutgers up the list and ahead of Michigan in our engineering/nerd recruiting program /cc @heyjoshua
• Oct 9, 2016 4:15 AMRT @ditzkoff: .@HillaryClinton correct debate responses: 1. “I yield my time to Mr. Trump” 2. “I yield my time to Mr. Trump” 3.“I yield my…
• Oct 9, 2016 4:04 AMRT @BreakingNews: Officials: All passengers accounted for after boat carrying approximately 30 capsizes in San Francisco - KTVU https://t.c…
• Oct 8, 2016 11:47 PMRT @fredwilson: Last night was Twitter at its finest. Anyone who says it is past its prime, irrelevant, and failing is out of their mind.
• Oct 8, 2016 11:31 PMRT @Kasparov63: Anyone can edit Wikipedia, but only the KGB can edit Wikileaks.
• Oct 8, 2016 11:29 PM@towns wait, there are still Barnes and Noble stores?
• Oct 8, 2016 8:45 PM@davidjrusek @UMich https://t.co/xRJOnEHQba 📷
• Oct 8, 2016 6:20 PMRT @firepile: Children's books explain the internet: https://t.co/sm4hevoFJ6 📷
• Oct 8, 2016 4:07 PMRT @mattdpearce: Donald Trump, who is 70, is staking this race on an argument that he has changed since he was 60.
• Oct 8, 2016 7:06 AM@QwietSt0rm @burritojustice this looks like the next release in that series from @realskateboards https://t.co/YvPhljJ7A6
• Oct 8, 2016 6:50 AMRT @nytopinion: The sleaziness of Donald Trump: https://t.co/Dnl0WYICTi https://t.co/HgEKQ9y57f 📷
• Oct 8, 2016 6:14 AMRT @carolynryan: Ultimately we decided the vulgar words themselves were newsworthy, and omitting or describing them would have been less th…
• Oct 8, 2016 4:23 AMRT @hhuang: Fighting an incident with @ningwangsf for 7 hours, finally we found you little piece of shit. https://t.co/BOngP6iS24
• Oct 8, 2016 4:14 AM#inktober https://t.co/1pbLBd32bm 📷
• Oct 8, 2016 1:10 AMI got on the goddamn 24th street train again.
• Oct 8, 2016 1:03 AMRT @sarahjeong: rape culture stuffed into a sack and painted orange
• Oct 8, 2016 12:52 AMRT @HillaryClinton: This is horrific. We cannot allow this man to become president. https://t.co/RwhW7yeFI2
• Oct 8, 2016 12:39 AM@cvarming the saddest of faves
• Oct 8, 2016 12:10 AM@ryanoneill @WSJ https://t.co/dXDoATVjTS 📷
• Oct 7, 2016 8:54 PMRT @stewart: "Doesn't want to look like a chump" is under-recognized/under-appreciated as one of the principal motivators and drivers of hu…
• Oct 7, 2016 7:15 PMRT @melvillehouse: tfw you are dead on the inside but books are still cool https://t.co/cb2KrBXHEY 📷
• Oct 7, 2016 7:01 PMRT @doriantaylor: WORM: Write Once, Read Maybe
• Oct 7, 2016 6:33 PM@tedd4u @mmihic after attempting to do large, centralized git for the last few years I'm now a @perforce evangelist/apologist
• Oct 7, 2016 5:13 PM@heyjoshua pretty sure it was the translator. Read an interview where he (the translator) described re-ordering the initial chapters.
• Oct 7, 2016 5:07 PM@mmihic "it'll take..." *scribbles illegibly on whiteboard* "...3 months to merge your patch to master. Unless..." *types 'p4 obliterate'*
• Oct 7, 2016 4:00 PMI enjoyed this installment much more than the first book. Maybe the new translator is better, or perhaps because there were less footnotes?… 📷
• Oct 7, 2016 5:20 AMThis evening I opened the Apple Reminders app for the first time in over six years. https://t.co/eqfiuoDCLS 📷
• Oct 7, 2016 4:44 AM#inktober https://t.co/Y323rXWO1V 📷
• Oct 6, 2016 8:52 PMRT @StarleeKine: For those of you who don't want to log into Facebook: https://t.co/Q2oD8kYyr1
• Oct 6, 2016 8:22 PMRT @nycsouthpaw: In depo for Trump Plaza bankruptcy case, Trump's own lawyer testifies they often met with him in pairs because Trump lies…
• Oct 6, 2016 5:10 PM@jhamlett @EAEO relevant to your interests https://t.co/CutkgH2CxA
• Oct 6, 2016 6:15 AM#inktober https://t.co/zGobyuTBam 📷
• Oct 5, 2016 5:52 AM@jeffseibert veep candidate debate performance is rarely a deciding factor in the genelex https://t.co/eXSbo11F5m
• Oct 5, 2016 5:44 AM#inktober https://t.co/MEiZTkaDD2 📷
• Oct 5, 2016 4:30 AMRT @peterhartlaub: Let's be honest. Kaine unimpressive. Reminded me of your dorky sneaker-wearing guidance counselor trying to get tough wh…
• Oct 5, 2016 3:15 AMRT @MarcDuvoisin: Kaine is trying to win the argument, Pence is trying to win the audience.
• Oct 4, 2016 5:14 PM@fvrojas I see the Article XVIII, Section 16 is starting to kick in
• Oct 4, 2016 5:01 PM#inktober https://t.co/tj7rbZWWeO 📷
• Oct 4, 2016 3:32 PM@adam_messinger highly recommend the Strugatskys's "Far Rainbow".
• Oct 4, 2016 6:49 AM#inktober https://t.co/nqI1oVECCk 📷
• Oct 4, 2016 4:31 AM#TNF is LIVE streaming on Twitter this Thursday! #GoNiners https://t.co/mbCNgCkDmg https://t.co/891SRIXHyv
• Oct 4, 2016 4:13 AM@AppleSupport but puzzling as to why screensaver no longer kicking in despite settings. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Oct 4, 2016 4:13 AM@AppleSupport ok, "burn" seems to have gone after manually invoking screensaver and letting it run for 30 minutes or so.
• Oct 4, 2016 3:03 AM@AppleSupport hey, the screensaver on our new Apple TV stopped launching a day or so ago and now we seem to have permanent(?) screen "burn".
• Oct 3, 2016 10:29 PMRT @heymonroe: A drug sniffing dog but for finding outlets in a coffee shop.
• Oct 3, 2016 6:26 PM"And of course, room for big, beautiful, huge, tremendous libraries." - @baconmeteor https://t.co/ghW6YW5UrK
• Oct 3, 2016 5:01 PMIt's the 10 year anniversary of the greatest album Bob Seger should have written. https://t.co/AbGbePBkRL 📷
• Oct 3, 2016 3:28 PMRT @xkcd_rss: Work https://t.co/eAOGZMuxp4 https://t.co/yo63kk4Xnq 📷
• Oct 3, 2016 3:27 PM@jeffvandermeer you totally nailed it
• Oct 3, 2016 1:03 AMSecret Empire #inktober https://t.co/IufWWHcKKU 📷
• Oct 3, 2016 1:00 AM#inktober inspiration https://t.co/U9nCSjB0Ec 📷
• Oct 2, 2016 6:01 AM#inktober https://t.co/Yomajc3ngz 📷
• Oct 2, 2016 1:27 AM@cravensroost @pgarg @lizwiggi @CGregoryBrown https://t.co/NEWfNQVbl0 📷
• Oct 1, 2016 11:05 PMRT @sfmta_muni: Someone handed a baby opossum to our fare inspector and drove off. We're not even mad. https://t.co/ThVIjerBsN https://t.co…
• Oct 1, 2016 11:04 PM@davidjrusek indeed!
• Oct 1, 2016 11:03 PM:-( https://t.co/dJKipTPCa7
• Oct 1, 2016 10:53 PM@davidjrusek 😭
• Oct 1, 2016 10:11 PMTime for the annual Surrey St. block party! #blocktoberfest https://t.co/vDG9v69p8V 📷
• Oct 1, 2016 2:28 PMA happy #NationalSeniorsDay shoutout to my two favorite seniors: @CGregoryBrown and @lizwiggi!
• Oct 1, 2016 1:26 PMTwitter's @ysr1729, @awiltsch, & Purdue's @TrackPoint10 discuss our work on using machine learning to tune the JVM. https://t.co/2HYK5fRk2r
• Oct 1, 2016 3:44 AMRT @PatChappatte: Trump President - © Chappatte in The International New York Times https://t.co/i6yixdpkv5 📷
• Oct 1, 2016 3:38 AMRT @jeneps: I've watched this video several times and am not yet done being amused by it https://t.co/113jRAWUm0 🎥
• Oct 1, 2016 2:31 AM⚡️ "Trump Internal Monologue Fanfic" https://t.co/5iYM5cBEzY
• Oct 1, 2016 2:18 AMRT @burritojustice: whoa Port of Oakland, Sutro and clouds https://t.co/VBxMk9MeRK 📷
• Oct 1, 2016 12:44 AMRT @danslimmon: My new hobby: finding incomprehensible diagrams on office whiteboards and adding alarming conclusions to them https://t.co/…
• Oct 1, 2016 12:22 AM@mrp @SFWater @sfgov @mayoredlee @richmondsfblog @RichmondSFNews @sfbos @sfcommunitynews @ericmar415 😬