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Dec 31, 2016 7:39 PM
A mildly entertaining, mostly garbage book by a seemingly awful human being. https://t.co/02yMz5fUX8
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Dec 31, 2016 6:21 AM
RT @pinkyswearing: I run #Redis SF (the largest Redis meetup group in the world) & need someone else to take over. 💻 Please RT or DM if you…
Dec 30, 2016 10:22 PM
@realDonaldTrump @CNN @NBCNews @FoxNews please explain
Dec 30, 2016 8:25 PM
RT @MEPFuller: Mr. Gorbachev, this wall is very smart.
Dec 30, 2016 8:21 PM
@ChippedKelly @WayneDupreeShow @realDonaldTrump "glad he wasn't pulled into Obama's sick trick"-can you parse that for me? Seems pro-Russia.
Dec 30, 2016 8:14 PM
@WayneDupreeShow @realDonaldTrump are we really rooting for Russia instead of the USA? You must be kidding, right?
Dec 30, 2016 8:13 PM
@WayneDupreeShow @realDonaldTrump what...what trap?
Dec 30, 2016 7:28 PM
RT @ColinCrowell: The Twitter @Policy team is hiring! Interested in showcasing the role of Twitter in government and politics? See: https:/…
Dec 30, 2016 3:05 PM
"There’s nothing more frightening than a labyrinth without a center." - Chesterton, via Borges on 'Citizen Kane', via Errol Morris on Trump.
Dec 30, 2016 7:44 AM
RT @jessethanley: When you overhear people complaining that their tools are the root cause of failure send them this video of Kelly Slater…
Dec 30, 2016 3:53 AM
RT @cbloggy: Hello from the SF Bay Area in 2016. Someone is walking thru the BART tube bt SF and Oakland, eluding police, paralyzing region…
Dec 30, 2016 3:45 AM
RT @LOLGOP: Can't help but imagine 35 Russian diplomats nested in each other.
Dec 30, 2016 3:35 AM
RT @sarahjeong: all i want is for trump to deny that russians helped him. like a normal lying politician. pls
Dec 29, 2016 11:54 PM
Gettin' jiggy wit it. https://t.co/eil0wQIe4C
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Dec 29, 2016 10:13 PM
@peterseibel @zhuowei no, we really can't...but this *might* explain that whole Bearenstain/Bearenstein thing.
Dec 29, 2016 9:48 PM
@anildash I'd have to say sailpoint
Dec 28, 2016 7:11 PM
Was this some sort of long con by the Gmail team to own next-gen syndication?
Dec 28, 2016 7:11 PM
Shout out to @Google for killing off Reader *after* cornering the market on RSS consumption. Now everything is some form of email newsletter
Dec 28, 2016 6:00 PM
@jeffrizzo *many* times during the day @pgarg pointed out that she could simply Amazon Prime more track.
Dec 28, 2016 8:06 AM
Happy to hear that the @buffalobills have fired @realDonaldTrump booster and all-around garbage person Rex Ryan. #GoBills
Dec 28, 2016 7:50 AM
@TonyPrintezis Brio-compatible Thomas the Train toys. Or at least I hope it's the same "gauge" track. Interop is hard.
Dec 28, 2016 7:43 AM
@moonpolysoft but it's pretty much all Col. Jessup from there on out
Dec 28, 2016 7:40 AM
@moonpolysoft same translator as the first one, which I thought was almost unreadable...the 3rd one picks up (IMO) about 1/3 through
Dec 28, 2016 7:22 AM
In the current geopolitical climate, it's a must read, though approach it understanding the author's out to make a pitch for isolationism.
Dec 28, 2016 7:18 AM
...but it does examine, in depth, deterrence and game theory on a galactic scale, as well as posit a unique response to Fermi's paradox.
Dec 28, 2016 7:15 AM
...and I also agree with their assessments of the shallow, underdeveloped characters that drive the narrative forward...
Dec 28, 2016 7:14 AM
A few colleagues who were familiar with Cixin Liu's work had given me a heads up as to the conservative, hawkish politics of the author...
Dec 28, 2016 7:12 AM
I finished Cixin Liu's "Three-Body" trilogy this weekend. It was fascinating, if a bit flawed in certain ways, and surprisingly political. …
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Dec 28, 2016 6:46 AM
RT @ftrain: If you need to relax, here's 12 minutes of audio from a pro-Nazi rally in 1939 at Madison Square Garden. https://t.co/Vk6cBJ5C5V
Dec 28, 2016 6:12 AM
We forgot to get a enough toy train track for one of the kid's Xmas presents, so I spent a bit of time in the shop this evening. https://t.…
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Dec 28, 2016 5:31 AM
RT @archillect: https://t.co/DWaiIa4N7N
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Dec 28, 2016 4:08 AM
RT @mrp: FACT: The U.S. Consumer Confidence Index steadily increased from its nadir in 2008 and is NOT an overnight phenomenon. (source @UM…
Dec 27, 2016 10:21 PM
"...the Kleptocrats!"
Dec 27, 2016 8:39 PM
@gln epi-daycare-icacy? https://t.co/X1YAPhxVDz
Dec 27, 2016 6:01 PM
RT @norm: Today is Tuesday.
Dec 27, 2016 4:06 PM
RT @sarahjeong: star wars medicine: the guy who got his legs chopped off and set on fire lives his wife fails to survive childbirth
Dec 27, 2016 4:15 AM
RT @KellyMatthewsTO: Universal sign for 'problem coming your way' https://t.co/1s1JsrCcYH
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Dec 27, 2016 4:15 AM
Keep passing the Overton windows.
Dec 27, 2016 2:25 AM
WTF is with these gun ads on #MNF?
Dec 26, 2016 10:02 PM
I'm beginning to think @realDonaldTrump's candidacy & campaign was simply a long con to hustle those "Liberal Tears" mugs on Twitter.
Dec 25, 2016 6:52 PM
@NuttySwiss too bad humanity does not have an effective anti-troll stance...
Dec 25, 2016 5:51 PM
This guy (or his comms team) are intentionally trolling me with these typos, right? https://t.co/YTkm3aQf2e
Dec 25, 2016 11:47 AM
@heyjoshua pretty sure Funyons™ and Munchos™ are made from the same base material.
Dec 25, 2016 4:46 AM
@shrutsf welcome to Twitter!
Dec 25, 2016 4:12 AM
@heyjoshua "cyber"
Dec 25, 2016 1:06 AM
RT @zzzzaaaacccchhh: Donald Trump discovering he can RT himself will be like the scene in 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY where the apes discover the…
Dec 25, 2016 12:54 AM
Pretty great day of birding up in Sonoma: California scrub jays, turkey vultures, American robins...and a Bald Eagle!!! https://t.co/A45THv…
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Dec 24, 2016 10:01 PM
🤔 https://t.co/pt9vfA2Btf
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Dec 24, 2016 5:04 PM
RT @Manda_like_wine: All the gifts are under the tree! https://t.co/vu3pMRmri5
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Dec 24, 2016 9:05 AM
RT @GreatDismal: If the president constantly ignores established rules, which after all aren't laws, the laws come to feel, to us, just as…
Dec 24, 2016 12:02 AM
RT @NYCTSubway: #CourtesyCounts https://t.co/M8ODGvyH9y
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Dec 23, 2016 9:54 PM
Can someone teach this fear-mongering maniac how to create a thread using @-replys? https://t.co/tkKI4nzC0p
Dec 23, 2016 4:34 PM
RT @Coudal: best gif of 2016 https://t.co/0r0zmNBQrd
Dec 23, 2016 4:04 PM
I ♡ coffee.
Dec 23, 2016 7:14 AM
RT @mikecvet: twitter: humanity is idly walking over the precipice of permanent authoritarianism facebook: have you seen these holiday sou…
Dec 23, 2016 7:14 AM
RT @kimmaicutler: And Twitter has a market cap of $11.2B when single tweets can destroy more than $1B of value. https://t.co/WNtcEvuiGS
Dec 23, 2016 2:10 AM
RT @Pinboard: Strugatsky bros, Lem, who else do you all like? RT @aliothsan: Hey @pinboard… Do you have recs/a list of best Eastern bloc sc…
Dec 23, 2016 2:09 AM
@squarecog maybe some kind of selfie arm skew? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dec 23, 2016 2:03 AM
These tweets...this behavior...it's all so unprecidential. https://t.co/13ow6QN15G
Dec 23, 2016 1:58 AM
RT @NPR: Trump Team Asks State Dept. To Name Those Working On Gender Equality https://t.co/MNLfiyz0pb
Dec 23, 2016 1:47 AM
RT @sarahjeong: In all seriousness, I think propriety demands that we go out of our way to be rude to Nazis
Dec 23, 2016 12:41 AM
RT @ann_leckie: So if you buy one of my Imperial Radch teas, the ACLU gets a bit, instead of it going for my tea budget. https://t.co/biRac…
Dec 22, 2016 8:11 PM
RT @ddb: “Medium: Diversity and Inclusion” by @upstartgirl https://t.co/wFSExyfUCG
Dec 22, 2016 8:02 PM
RT @fbOpenSource: We just launched Beringei, a high performance, in-memory storage engine for time series data. https://t.co/UB3mCdjuJq
Dec 22, 2016 8:02 PM
RT @cra: FB finally open sources the Gorilla work https://t.co/EbaVlt0o0m
Dec 22, 2016 6:56 PM
Do any top-tier CS programs cover designing viruses & malware? Seems like the arms race of the next decade will be very, uh, "cyber".
Dec 22, 2016 5:56 PM
@marcfarilla @longwall26 tears aside then, think it's fair to say that *most* people think this guy is gonna be a terrible president?
Dec 22, 2016 4:57 PM
@marcfarilla @longwall26 that's a lot of people though...it's like a majority of the voting public, right?
Dec 22, 2016 6:35 AM
RT @polotek: Seriously y'all. Worst fucking president. https://t.co/mTSTNgEWoy
Dec 22, 2016 6:04 AM
@davepell not so much the DMV, sadly. @Uber won't follow the laws/regulations of the communities in which it operates w/o PR&media pressure.
Dec 22, 2016 4:01 AM
RT @shaycarl: This is WAY better than the stupid elf on a shelf thing. https://t.co/ae3RuvLLuz
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Dec 22, 2016 3:53 AM
@iwriterealgood don't forget there's a whippet inside!
Dec 22, 2016 3:49 AM
RT @Pinboard: Just donated $11,692 (Pinboard revenue for December 1-21) to the National Immigration Law Center. Donate with me! https://t.c…
Dec 22, 2016 3:47 AM
@realDonaldTrump the capitalization of these words is mystifying...are you shouting them out as you tweet? Is it rage? Anger? Donald...
Dec 22, 2016 3:35 AM
@skamille not a big fan of the feature, but it's useful when lying on floor next to the crib (though I need iPhone's "Night Shift" as well)
Dec 22, 2016 3:25 AM
@united @ClaraJeffery https://t.co/USiuIwmw3H
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Dec 22, 2016 2:15 AM
@98tango positive and negative router templates for skateboard press parts. Trying to build a toddler-sized skateboard. :-) https://t.co/IA…
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Dec 22, 2016 2:01 AM
RT @fwd: Uber has suspended its self-driving car program in SF after the DMV revoked its car registrations: https://t.co/0aRRywH1yN
Dec 22, 2016 1:53 AM
Current sketchy workshop-hack status. https://t.co/Q4ZIwwt9Pe
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Dec 21, 2016 11:29 PM
RT @sam: Proud to be working at a company that is not cooperating with @realDonaldTrump. If you've had enough @PalantirTech, @twitter is hi…
Dec 21, 2016 11:14 PM
@exploratorium I believe that's a mature hammerhead keep-it-the-hell-away-from-me. Quite an exemplary specimen.
Dec 21, 2016 11:07 PM
RT @BuckyIsotope: Once again Santa has left me a note saying “lol nerd” instead of the samurai swords I asked for.
Dec 21, 2016 6:46 PM
Shout out to @Foursquare for the awesome sticker and swag hook up! https://t.co/n64KitQ3ah
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Dec 21, 2016 4:46 PM
@NovalisDMT @NuttySwiss strong vandalism/fraud deterrent (not that I have been thinking about either at great length)
Dec 21, 2016 2:11 PM
@CGregoryBrown 51 across in today's @nytimes crossword puzzle.
Dec 21, 2016 4:32 AM
@mrp @HomeDepot wow...nice job!
Dec 21, 2016 4:31 AM
RT @ysr1729: Economics, ethics and law should be read together. Should be required of all our legal and law enforcement personnel. 2 of 2/.
Dec 21, 2016 4:31 AM
RT @ysr1729: A misunderstanding of the economics of fines leads to thier abuse, and to unethical behavior by courts that are supposed to pr…
Dec 21, 2016 4:00 AM
RT @java: A warm welcome to new Java Champion Norman Maurer @normanmaurer #java @Java_Champions https://t.co/5SBf6zTdNt https://t.co/j7QS8J…
Dec 20, 2016 11:55 PM
RT @TechnicallyRon: Being an adult is pretty easy, you just feel tired all the time and tell people about how tired you are and they tell y…
Dec 20, 2016 10:27 PM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. https://t.co/FrKqszUgan
Dec 20, 2016 10:21 PM
@adam_messinger best of luck!
Dec 20, 2016 9:41 PM
RT @NicCageMatch: My "fear of missing out" is nowhere near as strong as my "fear of not staying in."
Dec 20, 2016 9:38 PM
RT @superchunk: A kickstarter to send Dick Cheney hunting w the Trump kids https://t.co/Xkgipi8DUd
Dec 20, 2016 9:31 PM
RT @sfmta_muni: #SFMuni fare changes: New monthly rates now in effect for January pass sales. Other changes start Jan. 1: https://t.co/yheT…
Dec 20, 2016 6:43 PM
“Modern garbage collection” by @OctSkyward https://t.co/kafXDTdSCh
Dec 20, 2016 6:50 AM
@mikeindustries @adambain strong +1 on @baconmeteor
Dec 20, 2016 6:25 AM
@adambain obviously @GreatDismal
Dec 20, 2016 6:18 AM
@illacertus @naval yeah, I guess I feel lack of focus and poor execution are rarely a function of reading too many books ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dec 20, 2016 5:53 AM
RT @smod2016: This video of an extinction-level asteroid impact set to Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire is what we all need right now. ht…
Dec 20, 2016 4:35 AM
RT @RobertMackey: I just recreated what Trump sees on Twitter by making a list of the 40 accounts he follows and I feel dumber already http…
Dec 20, 2016 4:11 AM
@davidjrusek oh, nothing to be worried about...that's just the start of "Phase 2". Please remain inside until given further instructions.
Dec 20, 2016 4:07 AM
RT @LOLGOP: Congratulations to Donald Trump on being the biggest popular vote loser in modern US history elected president. Most of us didn…
Dec 20, 2016 3:52 AM
RT @joncoopertweets: Please RT if you agree that President Obama should make recess appointment of Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court!! h…
Dec 20, 2016 3:49 AM
RT @mrp: “Marble roll in @MillenniumTower” by @fhjern #SF #tilt https://t.co/2qGVQMOHRU
Dec 20, 2016 2:50 AM
@jhamlett this is extremely good news
Dec 20, 2016 2:48 AM
@jhamlett wait...Paul Rand did a children's book???
Dec 19, 2016 8:43 PM
@asaulys this will not help to get it out of your head...possibly Doc Severinsen's finest moment. https://t.co/x4aFwrDEEM
Dec 19, 2016 4:05 PM
Oh hey there self-driving Über...thanks for flagrantly disregarding the laws and regulations of our city! https://t.co/shkcikkLTo
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Dec 19, 2016 4:59 AM
@towns @tmbg that was definitely part of the high school soundtrack for me.
Dec 19, 2016 4:58 AM
This arrived in the mail today. https://t.co/O8hUdVtakz
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Dec 19, 2016 4:11 AM
(discussing social media share links on content sites like @nytimes with my dad) Me: "They are just trying to help." My dad: "Screw them!"
Dec 19, 2016 1:57 AM
@MarkCC oh, it's *wonderful*.
Dec 19, 2016 1:51 AM
Time for holiday gimlets. The St. George's Terroir gin is the key ingredient. Gimlet tastes like a pine tree soaked in lime juice. https://…
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Dec 19, 2016 12:27 AM
@illacertus @naval this is a bad idea.
Dec 18, 2016 11:52 PM
@cravensroost I've often wished that I'd gotten in to birding before @lizwiggi and @CGregoryBrown moved away. What an amazing place!
Dec 18, 2016 11:45 PM
RT @norm: FYI: Access to all Canadian national parks will be FREE in 2017 to mark Canada's 150th birthday! https://t.co/pNfAWB8jsm https://…
Dec 18, 2016 11:41 PM
"Clinton won the popular vote by ~3 million making Trump the worst-performing winner in the popular vote since 1876" https://t.co/lISuLxqueJ
Dec 18, 2016 5:30 AM
In the wake of the Ghost Ship tragedy, an insightful take by @CHIRPENDALE. https://t.co/hkh610tYwC
Dec 18, 2016 3:49 AM
@lahosken I also should've gone with "wimper"
Dec 18, 2016 1:00 AM
@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/Hkks7TkjqA
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Dec 17, 2016 9:16 PM
RT @jodiecongirl: Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will deplete a resource suboptimally bc Tragedy…
Dec 17, 2016 6:41 PM
TIL: dropping an iPhone onto your bare toes from a height of 3-4 feet causes a surprising amount of pain.
Dec 17, 2016 4:43 PM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: People: Give Trump a chance. Autocorrect: I've given him several. I'm out of patience. Spellcheck: He thinks the red und…
Dec 17, 2016 4:32 PM
"This is the weigh the world ends Knot with a bang butt a whimper." https://t.co/QD7LWwDt44
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Dec 17, 2016 1:41 AM
RT @DaveBastian: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas… https://t.co/B221r35vXV
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Dec 17, 2016 1:01 AM
RT @igb: I ♡ #HackWeek
Dec 16, 2016 11:57 PM
RT @marcslove: If you let a company get away with violating regulations long enough, they'll believe they're above the law. https://t.co/Xr…
Dec 16, 2016 11:13 PM
RT @palewire: Employees at @tronc encouraged to do holiday Amazon shopping via affiliate link to increase company revenue https://t.co/uvfM…
Dec 16, 2016 9:50 PM
RT @vine: You can now download your Vines on https://t.co/8uc7yWpE77 or through the iOS & Android apps. ✅ https://t.co/uCQpEVA0VK
Dec 16, 2016 4:31 PM
The reification of metaphor is the first sign of the apocalypse. https://t.co/8KVBnIkqet
Dec 16, 2016 4:25 PM
@mikkelsvane https://t.co/oaJVFMyITc
Dec 16, 2016 3:46 AM
I ♡ #HackWeek
Dec 16, 2016 3:18 AM
@thekevincrane the joys of living in post-truth America
Dec 16, 2016 3:13 AM
The Twitter #TNF timeline is like 99% "WTF @Seahawks #ColorRush unis".
Dec 16, 2016 2:55 AM
These @Seahawks #ColorRush unis...
Dec 15, 2016 10:34 PM
@jayholler or at least that's what they told us
Dec 15, 2016 10:33 PM
@jayholler it's a laptop camera cover.
Dec 15, 2016 6:06 PM
Way to not alert about the GoT spoilers there #TeaTime. I'm a few seasons behind.
Dec 15, 2016 4:54 PM
"these are monster companies" Indeed. https://t.co/LTjR1FlHQq
Dec 15, 2016 7:40 AM
@gpapilion @github it's about as old as the last log entry your Splunk installation indexed :-)
Dec 15, 2016 7:30 AM
@miguelrios @AnnieGaus Indeed...let's fund mass public transportation on a similar scale!!!
Dec 15, 2016 7:27 AM
@gpapilion good luck with that https://t.co/9whZe6B8Bp
Dec 15, 2016 7:17 AM
RT @PKhakpour: https://t.co/fJvGJTmFJJ
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Dec 15, 2016 7:12 AM
@crankymate you can only push @Caltrain social media so far until it pushes back.
Dec 15, 2016 6:30 AM
RT @brewster_kahle: Preserving U.S. Government Websites and Data as the Obama Term Ends @internetarchive https://t.co/LjYlko9XTg go IA!
Dec 15, 2016 6:25 AM
"I'd pay higher taxes for that." Sign me up. https://t.co/O8I4Hmai2n
Dec 15, 2016 6:02 AM
RT @johnrobb: The US is in play.
Dec 15, 2016 5:48 AM
RT @akpix: Close-up of ice-coated barge Great Lakes Trader as it passes through #Duluth ship canal this AM off of #LakeSuperior https://t.c…
Dec 15, 2016 5:47 AM
RT @tlcprincess: You're a mean one, Mr. Trump #OneWordOffChristmas @midnight
Dec 15, 2016 4:18 AM
RT @doomsayersclub: HAPPYBIRTHDAY🎉 to John Cardiel. Here is one of the greatest video parts from @TransWorldSKATE "Sight Unseen"🍻 #AllHailC…
Dec 15, 2016 4:14 AM
@flangy sorry about that, I've filed a bug with the iOS team. I'll let you know if/what I hear.
Dec 15, 2016 4:03 AM
@flangy @Support (looks like) on iOS?
Dec 15, 2016 4:01 AM
@flangy the void is, obviously, the preferred escalation path, but @Support can help, and I'm happy to file a bug on your behalf
Dec 15, 2016 3:38 AM
RT @episod: Those who know OAuth are doomed to reteach it.
Dec 15, 2016 3:37 AM
If I'm run over by one of these self-driving, red-light running Übers 1) it was no accident 2) @spaceriker did it https://t.co/qIEslQH2JX
Dec 14, 2016 3:50 PM
RT @AoDespair: As you watch the horror unfold in Aleppo, remember that the United States chose a leader who thinks Putin and Assad are the…
Dec 14, 2016 2:10 PM
@rort @nytimes "something to follow", 11 letters
Dec 14, 2016 2:02 PM
Über is launching a fleet of self-driving cars in San Francisco today. Stay safe out there people. https://t.co/NAqZw40K31
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Dec 14, 2016 1:55 PM
#HackWeek so far: 2 hours writing code 2 days trying to get Apple's code signing and device provisioning to work
Dec 14, 2016 1:47 PM
@cra @44 🤔https://t.co/dMOCPAJhxZ
Dec 14, 2016 5:00 AM
48-across in Wednesday's @nytimes crossword puzzle.
Dec 14, 2016 3:53 AM
@NoceraNYT what the hell is "Transaction Times"?
Dec 14, 2016 12:38 AM
RT @gadyepstein: In this one case, hard to imagine a hacker doing *more* damage than the authorized user of the account. https://t.co/sZ2uJ…
Dec 13, 2016 10:52 PM
RT @JFXM: U.N. spokesman says Syrian forces shooting women and children on the spot in eastern #Aleppo. Horrifying. https://t.co/Q03XrHjSIf
Dec 13, 2016 10:51 PM
@Le_Boulange @BLUEBIRDWAX available here (along with legit snowboard wax) https://t.co/IPonJ4l8uM…
Dec 13, 2016 8:05 PM
Current #HackWeek status: commiting horrible crimes in Xcode.
Dec 13, 2016 6:32 PM
We should be building skateparks like the Rick Howard skit in "Mouse". https://t.co/R5N3idH6tp
Dec 13, 2016 6:23 PM
Yay! Glen Park Hardware is open again! https://t.co/aSXGMpLIZx
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Dec 13, 2016 5:19 PM
RT @BBCWorld: Aleppo civilians 'shot on the spot' - UN https://t.co/HnjFcYZFm0
Dec 13, 2016 2:12 PM
@davidjrusek @BLUEBIRDWAX available here (along with legit snowboard wax) https://t.co/Qw61IhwvCi
Dec 13, 2016 2:12 PM
@jennaabarham @BLUEBIRDWAX available here (along with legit snowboard wax) https://t.co/Qw61IhwvCi
Dec 13, 2016 2:08 PM
RT @gilbertjasono: Why does every photo of Rex Tillerson look like an aide just told him that Jason Bourne re-surfaced in Prague https://t.…
Dec 13, 2016 1:03 PM
@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/6ERg1aipM9
Dec 13, 2016 6:47 AM
@nchan @testedcom @DJIGlobal San Bruno Mountain?
Dec 13, 2016 5:10 AM
Pre-ordered @scalingteams...you should too! https://t.co/GHWC6pytlH #MGMT
Dec 13, 2016 4:34 AM
"......" FFS, can someone buy Trump's comms team a copy of "The Chicago Manual of Style"? https://t.co/Kegsb3f4M6
Dec 13, 2016 3:40 AM
The new laptop sticker collection is off to a strong start. ⌘ https://t.co/dKvl3isayG
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Dec 13, 2016 12:23 AM
@marcorubio @JPernicious pretty sure his friends would call him "Vlad".
Dec 11, 2016 11:59 PM
The narrative was a little rushed, but who cares because the art and illos are mind-blowing. Highly recommended. https://t.co/R6ns5pMuOA
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Dec 11, 2016 10:11 PM
RT @LibyaLiberty: On Twitter. https://t.co/dwC3mYKPd5
Dec 11, 2016 8:13 PM
Taking the brute-force approach in settting up the base for the kid's Christmas tree. https://t.co/pQ5VefdSgP
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Dec 11, 2016 7:41 PM
RT @valross2: This may be the best app I've ever built https://t.co/Z9WJi7e74G
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Dec 11, 2016 3:49 PM
@thatLarryRosen the only song we are allowed to play in the car is @tmbg's "Doctor Worm". :-)
Dec 11, 2016 8:46 AM
I'm gonna miss @vine. https://t.co/R1vUZOl2bK
Dec 11, 2016 8:04 AM
RT @GreatDismal: "Wonkovski's lugubrious march, 'The Inauguration of Immortan Pussygrabber', composed in 2020, remains a fine example of Tr…
Dec 11, 2016 3:09 AM
RT @shanejoneill: This day was cool! Thanks for making it happen @thrashermag 🍻 https://t.co/mdsmbEu7N8
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Dec 11, 2016 2:22 AM
@cvarming in the car it's "Doctor Worm" by @tmbg or GTFO.
Dec 11, 2016 1:44 AM
RT @laurenduca: This is so opportunistic. Fuck it. If you're a person who likes my writing and might like to help with a project, I'm laure…
Dec 11, 2016 1:39 AM
My 2.5 year old: "Alexa, play 'children's music'." Alexa: "Shuffling songs by 'Genesis'"
Dec 10, 2016 8:29 PM
@ddb :-) I wish...@IndpndtTruckCo doesn't make toddler-size trucks AFAIK.
Dec 10, 2016 7:37 PM
@NuttySwiss @RogueAmoeba yeah, they do some really solid audio software. Used it years ago and totally forgot about 'em. Highly recommended.
Dec 10, 2016 7:32 PM
The kid's Christmas present parts have started to arrive. Time to start building! https://t.co/Zx1MEnczFh
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Dec 10, 2016 6:54 PM
I totally forgot about @RogueAmoeba's awesome AudioHijack app! https://t.co/rk58SPzh0d
Dec 10, 2016 6:51 PM
2016 in a nutshell. https://t.co/6ERg1a0OUB
Dec 10, 2016 6:27 PM
Dear #LazyTwitter, what's the best way to capture system out audio (browser audio, etc.) on MacOS?
Dec 10, 2016 6:18 PM
RT @HeerJeet: Trump's modus operandi is to turn subtext into text. Subtext "USA foreign policy driven by oil" becomes Exxon CEO as Secretar…
Dec 10, 2016 6:15 PM
@slyphon I highly recommend you follow @laurenduca on Twitter and across all the publications she writes for.
Dec 10, 2016 4:41 PM
RT @KBAndersen: Assuming, per US intel, Russia did hack & now has trove of @GOP documents, mustn't @GOP feel implicitly blackmailed to go s…
Dec 10, 2016 3:33 PM
RT @esten: The great irony of meddling in LatAm elections to install dictators for 50 years, then Russia meddles in our election to install…
Dec 10, 2016 6:31 AM
RT @sarahjeong: I'm imagining all my male Twitter followers struggling to figure out how reversing strings will be useful in the post apoca…
Dec 10, 2016 6:28 AM
Being on the right side of history is, at present, of little consolation.
Dec 10, 2016 6:23 AM
@gpapilion planning fail, babysitter-wise
Dec 10, 2016 6:22 AM
Given the current state of our country, I'm willing to try just about anything. https://t.co/Fl1fSE6AC1
Dec 10, 2016 6:20 AM
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
Dec 10, 2016 5:55 AM
RT @sonenarayanan: #TwitterParty 2016 hitech edm. Via headphones smart idea. https://t.co/ANsS7jIJZN
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Dec 10, 2016 5:39 AM
RT @Bobosphere: Can't wait for NBC's "Celebrity Apparatchik"
Dec 10, 2016 5:38 AM
This is my all-time fave skateboarding photo. (Kris Markovich photographed by Daniel Sturt) https://t.co/ozFxCXakGL
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Dec 10, 2016 4:46 AM
RT @chucktodd: So stunned by the Trump transition statement on the Post-CIA-Russia story that I half expect a walk back by tomorrow
Dec 9, 2016 3:06 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: If you're thinking of attending #DevoxxUS, this is an offer for you! https://t.co/mg4vnYmMfC
Dec 9, 2016 5:48 AM
RT @burritojustice: “What I can’t abide, however, is a president who misleads workers, who gives them false hope.” https://t.co/OC1oVF2tdj
Dec 9, 2016 5:27 AM
When she was a little baby I used to sing her Fugazi lullabies. https://t.co/twrJbbmnOZ
Dec 9, 2016 5:16 AM
@gln hey @tedd4u you still know anyone over there who can fix this?
Dec 9, 2016 5:12 AM
@NFL @HeismanTrophy @TimTebow @JManziel2 @NFLNow way to not make this a poll.
Dec 9, 2016 4:58 AM
I've been noticing a definite funk in the H2O over the last week or so. Relieved to know it's not a local issue. https://t.co/WSiunnfhPJ
Dec 9, 2016 4:54 AM
Paging @jeffvandermeer. https://t.co/R6jErlC5pL
Dec 9, 2016 3:45 AM
RT @marssciencegrad: (1/14) I'm about to tweet a (relatively unknown) story of something that occurred 33 years ago.
Dec 9, 2016 1:44 AM
The duo busking with congas, guitar, and a didgeridoo on the Civic Center BART platform this evening were pretty damn good. https://t.co/tK…
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Dec 9, 2016 1:09 AM
@krismerrill @roach WarGames FTW
Dec 8, 2016 11:16 PM
Fun photoshoot this afternoon with Observability's staff photographer @enbnt. Look for us on the cover of the next "Metrics Weekly"! https…
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Dec 8, 2016 9:52 PM
@robmalchow pretty sure that's gonna require VP approval
Dec 8, 2016 9:44 PM
RT @amaditalks: Pay for play anyone? https://t.co/PzX9YP8NFO
Dec 8, 2016 7:20 PM
The idiocracy is nigh.
Dec 8, 2016 1:46 PM
RT @dakami: If you build it, they will complain.
Dec 8, 2016 4:44 AM
@dschonbe @dhelder trolled many of us with a similar tweet a few years ago https://t.co/cKs2TC7Qzh
Dec 8, 2016 4:20 AM
@buechermacher @melvillehouse * Those that are included in this classification * Those that tremble as if they were mad * Innumerable ones
Dec 8, 2016 4:19 AM
@buechermacher @melvillehouse * Suckling pigs * Mermaids (or Sirens) * Fabulous ones * Stray dogs
Dec 8, 2016 4:18 AM
@buechermacher @melvillehouse that list is missing a few items: * Those that belong to the emperor * Embalmed ones * Those that are trained
Dec 8, 2016 4:10 AM
@davidjrusek taglibs were my jam back in the day, than tagfiles came along and my taglib chops became a liability overnight.
Dec 8, 2016 4:03 AM
RT @soledadobrien: Oct 3 2016, Newsweek "On at least 2 of Trump’s last 3 construction projects, [he] opted to purchase his steel... from Ch…
Dec 8, 2016 3:59 AM
RT @antoniodelotero: whoever runs the google plus twitter account is wild LMFAOOO https://t.co/9mVCVzxtCK
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Dec 8, 2016 3:58 AM
#inktember https://t.co/yQmERpxwci
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Dec 8, 2016 3:14 AM
Super proud of @pgarg and her teams. Great job folks! #ShipIt https://t.co/eHylK6soZj
Dec 8, 2016 1:38 AM
After over 3 1/2 years of collecting stickers, a failing battery means a new canvas! (Just to be clear, I am still a @twitter employee.) h…
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Dec 7, 2016 11:35 PM
@archillect I'm really digging this Watchmen reboot by Robert Motherwell and Franz Kline.
Dec 7, 2016 8:24 PM
RT @noelc: Dropbox is looking for an accessibility engineer. Do you know anyone? Are you that somebody? https://t.co/aO01iKEiqn
Dec 7, 2016 8:02 PM
RT @SFElections: SF sets election records Nov 8. Most SF registered: 513,573. Most SF voters: 414,528. Turnout: 80.71%. Ballot cards proces…
Dec 7, 2016 3:34 PM
RT @joshbloch: In these troubled times, it is important (or at least fun) to remind ourselves that "polygenelubricants".hashCode == Intege…
Dec 7, 2016 6:49 AM
#inktember https://t.co/z88hCnFGsU
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Dec 7, 2016 5:01 AM
@JeremySF @Apple #Simplify
Dec 7, 2016 4:45 AM
"History...is the absence of secrets." - @GreatDismal https://t.co/DGWcI7TyWQ
Dec 7, 2016 4:38 AM
RT @anildash: What if the reason Theranos machines don't work is because Elizabeth Holmes has been selling all the youthful blood to Peter…
Dec 7, 2016 4:34 AM
🤔 https://t.co/HrdimyFDLm
Dec 7, 2016 4:29 AM
@chtemplin I highly recommend the New Glarus Spotted Cow! #OnWisconsin
Dec 7, 2016 1:05 AM
@zmanji @44 AFAIK we are no longer subject to that constraint #TeamBirdNames
Dec 6, 2016 8:23 PM
RT @Pinboard: Census bureau and librarians have shown backbone under fire; the tech industry is pre-capitulating to pressure it doesn’t eve…
Dec 6, 2016 8:22 PM
RT @shaft: Dear Tech, Decline this invite. The incoming administration has done nothing to earn your trust or cooperation https://t.co/iTh…
Dec 6, 2016 8:18 PM
The Republican PEOTUS is actively working against American enterprise, industry & investors. Not surprising, I guess, but the mind boggles.…
Dec 6, 2016 7:11 PM
@realDonaldTrump agreed with with who? How did they "agree"?
Dec 6, 2016 4:22 PM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: "Emoticons" just sounds like a really depressed race of Transformers that turn into shit like empty pill bottles and the…
Dec 6, 2016 3:48 PM
Wow, @anildash is gonna be running @FogCreek...congrats! What a super exciting/interesting combination! https://t.co/lSIcsBlveQ
Dec 6, 2016 2:14 PM
@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/iKCej1VT7n
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Dec 6, 2016 2:04 PM
RT @imteddybless: yes..i have a girlfriend. she goes to another school http://t.co/pqmBhhp3RN
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Dec 6, 2016 2:03 PM
Insightful "tweet", Don. I see you are relying on your business acumen and proven expertise in the air travel biz. https://t.co/uZtDUGBhNx …
Dec 6, 2016 1:48 PM
RT @archillect: https://t.co/d7DFJ0IpJq
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Dec 6, 2016 5:41 AM
RT @warriors: 👀 (via @CSNAuthentic) #DubNation https://t.co/0s7bthaCsP
Dec 6, 2016 5:35 AM
RT @ftrain: I just published “All my dumb questions, December 2016” https://t.co/fWTMgq6zGz
Dec 6, 2016 4:18 AM
RT @MinaMarkham: I updated my Linkedin. Hire me. https://t.co/d1WbGsWF2S
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Dec 6, 2016 4:16 AM
RT @GeorgeTakei: Progressive states contribute the most economically while getting the least politically. Time to change that. #TaxationWit…
Dec 6, 2016 4:05 AM
@jhamlett *mind blown*
Dec 6, 2016 3:49 AM
41-3 at the start of the 4th quarter. #INDvsNYJ #MNF
Dec 6, 2016 3:41 AM
RT @anildash: So, what made you stop trying to learn how to code? I'm curious about the barriers that get erected.
Dec 6, 2016 3:09 AM
@john_overholt now you can experience Burroughs-esque découpé in the palm of your hand!
Dec 6, 2016 2:09 AM
We need a word for "a mechanical failure/operational error that stalls a BART train at a station causing cars to get uncomfortably crowded"
Dec 6, 2016 1:23 AM
Might have to tune in for this one. https://t.co/0wKkVJbGgr
Dec 6, 2016 12:33 AM
@gpapilion yep, there's a stack over in HWEng land
Dec 6, 2016 12:21 AM
Pretty awesome to see Steely Dan on the cover of Communications of the ACM. https://t.co/AZH0k0Glf3
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Dec 5, 2016 11:42 PM
Current status: installing Java 1.6 for OS X on macOS Sierra so I can open an .eps file in Adobe Illustrator CS 6.
Dec 5, 2016 8:47 PM
RT @NightValeRadio: (SPONSORED TWEET) Maybe lice aren't as bad as we think.
Dec 5, 2016 12:54 AM
Spotted at the playground behind the Diamond Heights Safeway™: a golden-crowned sparrow, a California scrub jay, and a black phoebe. https:…
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Dec 4, 2016 10:40 PM
Hey @AppleSupport, any update on when the @Flickr screensaver will work again on AppleTV?
Dec 4, 2016 10:22 PM
RT @_tessr: You don't have to be a nerd to write code. Computers don't care.
Dec 4, 2016 3:03 PM
@markog spelling on the other hand... ;-)
Dec 4, 2016 2:59 PM
I can only assume a deal will soon be announced (by Trump) that Rexnord will be keeping it's site in Indiana. https://t.co/dvFKm6Nubx
Dec 4, 2016 6:50 AM
5/5 This level of transparency seems within the range of reasonable expectations that the tax paying public would have.
Dec 4, 2016 6:47 AM
4/5 I'd also like to find out what the average amount other commercial and residential tenants are paying for similar accommodations.
Dec 4, 2016 6:45 AM
3/5 Specifically, how much of that money is going *to* Trump or his businesses for Secret Service room & board, etc.
Dec 4, 2016 6:45 AM
2/5 I'd like to find out how much money US taxpayers are spending to have Donald Trump stay in Trump Tower.
Dec 4, 2016 6:44 AM
1/5 Here's what I'd like to do, and if anyone on Twitter can tell me how I might go about it, that'd be much appreciated.
Dec 4, 2016 5:56 AM
RT @JuddLegum: Things Trump has time for: 1. Costume parties 2. Watching SNL 3. Dinner w/Fabio Things Trump doesn't have time for 1. I…
Dec 4, 2016 5:33 AM
Ello, but for racists. https://t.co/W3ZrPs8sn0
Dec 4, 2016 5:23 AM
@DanielleMorrill I'd totally use a "follow these people on Twitter based on the books they have read" app.
Dec 4, 2016 5:21 AM
Sketching ideas with a toddler. https://t.co/TLqGynXtLj
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Dec 4, 2016 4:51 AM
Christo's ghost. https://t.co/E0ASTJz1oC
Dec 4, 2016 4:44 AM
@EAEO the Bloomin' Onion Trophy is something to behold.
Dec 4, 2016 4:40 AM
RT @FSKPart3: Well tonight sucked
Dec 4, 2016 4:39 AM
Sigh.
Dec 4, 2016 4:37 AM
#OnWisconsin
Dec 4, 2016 4:32 AM
@ValaAfshar @philipbergen *actually* this is what lucky people do: 1) stay up all night
Dec 4, 2016 4:12 AM
I hate to admit it, but that Lex Luthor costume is 🔥. https://t.co/dkUWDAuwzI
Dec 4, 2016 4:04 AM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Die Hard. https://t.co/gDki6Cudnk
Dec 4, 2016 2:30 AM
@jhamlett @TheOnion "After all, that’s what Coach Paterno would have done." 😂
Dec 4, 2016 2:22 AM
RT @DangeRussWilson: #OnWisconsin
Dec 3, 2016 11:27 PM
@ID_AA_Carmack in the simulated version, be sure to make the number of flights of steps nine or eleven, to stave of the Truman syndrome.
Dec 3, 2016 11:11 PM
A red-tailed hawk, a mockingbird, and a couple of California (née Western) scrub jays were hanging out outside the house this afternoon. ht…
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Dec 3, 2016 9:34 PM
@IamFran13 @realDonaldTrump @mike_pence just that "Republicans" (or worse) seems like a clearer inference than "the American People".
Dec 3, 2016 9:28 PM
@IamFran13 @realDonaldTrump @mike_pence I doubt that...seems like he meant "Republicans".
Dec 3, 2016 7:18 PM
@WalshFreedom I don't get the sense that it's part of any master plan though...seems like an angry amateur. Scary AF, IMO.
Dec 3, 2016 7:14 PM
@realDonaldTrump @mike_pence who is the "us" in this sentence?
Dec 3, 2016 7:12 PM
RT @lagergren: And there goes Solaris, apparently. https://t.co/hFDE0D0IuS
Dec 3, 2016 6:12 AM
RT @elisewho: um, you guys, Duterte is indiscriminately allowing the killing of thousands w/out due process, including 5 yr olds https://t.…
Dec 3, 2016 6:09 AM
@JeremySF @PositiveCoachUS @AYSO_Soccer congrats!
Dec 3, 2016 6:05 AM
@ChristianCooper @realDonaldTrump the next round's on me.
Dec 3, 2016 5:30 AM
@jhamlett yeah, good point...I guess that video was hipster AF for 1986.
Dec 3, 2016 5:24 AM
@jhamlett not sure I understand the crazy here, I mean hessians gonna hesh, even if they are ostensibly hip-hop producers in the mid 80s.
Dec 3, 2016 4:57 AM
Current Friday-night ice cream status. https://t.co/pngw6qahZs
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Dec 3, 2016 4:53 AM
RT @anildash: If it weren’t so goddamned dangerous, it would be absurdly funny how farcically unprepared Trump is for the Presidency.
Dec 2, 2016 6:37 PM
RT @SFist: Unofficial BART Notice Calls Out Racism, Etc., Tells Riders To 'Get Your S**t Together' https://t.co/jMQR04RYMP https://t.co/9v0…
Dec 2, 2016 6:23 PM
OH: "Maybe sci-fi is more niche than NFL?" /cc: @TonyPrintezis
Dec 2, 2016 4:05 PM
RT @The405: What a cover. https://t.co/ilAurJgyUz
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Dec 2, 2016 3:48 PM
@LiveFreedomOrDi horrible sentiment aside, it's a strange place to use a gendered pronoun. Genuinely curious: why did you chose "his"?
Dec 2, 2016 3:41 PM
That low winter sun on the morning run. https://t.co/MdELku8uLh
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Dec 2, 2016 2:01 PM
RT @LOLGOP: The confluence of hackers and authoritarianism is a reminder that Sci-Fi can be really bad at anticipating dark incentives.
Dec 2, 2016 4:42 AM
#TNF #ColorRush #StopTheMadness https://t.co/lrFRNHP4PN
Dec 2, 2016 3:40 AM
RT @rsjaitly: "Our mission at @coursera: provide universal access to the world’s best education." https://t.co/FpTrCJ5Avc
Dec 2, 2016 3:33 AM
@jhamlett ಠ_ಠ https://t.co/AmT08ebLdC
Dec 2, 2016 2:34 AM
@anthonynoto @SI_PeterKing please, *please* do not encourage #ColorRush unis.
Dec 2, 2016 2:24 AM
RT @igb: Hey @NFL, I just want make sure you know I'm watching #TNF *in spite* of the #ColorRush uniforms.
Dec 2, 2016 1:32 AM
RT @counternotions: The unbearable lightness of having to wait for the basket of deplorables to recognize they've been conned by the con ma…
Dec 2, 2016 12:31 AM
3-down in today's @nytimes crossword
Dec 2, 2016 12:27 AM
RT @JustinWolfers: Uber is wildly unprofitable, suggest that prices will rise once they've succeeded at monopolizing the industry: https://…
Dec 1, 2016 6:05 PM
Applied Kleptocracy
Dec 1, 2016 5:43 PM
RT @SenSanders: Trump's Carrier deal shows corporations they can: ✅ Threaten to outsource jobs ✅ Actually outsource jobs ✅ Still get a tax…
Dec 1, 2016 3:59 PM
RT @mattdpearce: What does Trump pay in taxes? We don't know. What did Carrier get offered to stay? We don't know. How will Trump divest? W…
Dec 1, 2016 3:28 PM
I had a wonderful dream last night that it snowed in San Francisco. https://t.co/FWccE0XqVg
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Dec 1, 2016 3:49 AM
@realDonaldTrump with all that global warming we're in for you might actually be right in this one.
Dec 1, 2016 1:41 AM
@lahosken @cmeik and bots. Don't forget about the boys.
Dec 1, 2016 1:11 AM
@cmeik hmm...to be clear, I meant the "@-mentions" comment to be about the abuse and trolling problems with the platform, not your tweet
Dec 1, 2016 1:07 AM
@cmeik though it's also a function of one's @-mentions I guess :-(
Dec 1, 2016 1:07 AM
@cmeik sort of depends who you follow I guess :-)
Dec 1, 2016 1:06 AM
Hell isn't other people so much as it's other people when your phone has died and you have to make smalltalk instead of reading Twitter.