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Oct 31, 2017 11:12 PM
RT @AronYohannes: oh my god Russell Wilson decided to be Pete Carroll for Halloween https://t.co/FpehS91bnC
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Oct 31, 2017 9:14 PM
RT @Radiolab: If you have a Radiolab-inspired Halloween costume, please please please tweet us a pic!
Oct 31, 2017 8:07 PM
RT @amcafee: I make this point constantly. It is remarkable how few people are persuaded by it... https://t.co/E9h2DbsF4H
Oct 31, 2017 8:03 PM
RT @theddeadshow: View From Above | 🎥: Will Film For Food | @MySaasFee @MountainDew @dragonalliance @burtonsnowboard https://t.co/15tqPnzi4r
Oct 31, 2017 8:02 PM
RT @Guinz: HI GUYS SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS THINKS JFK AND KENNEDY WERE TWO DIFFERENT PRESIDENTS HAVE A GREAT AFTERNOON. https://t.co/yfxT9MJ…
Oct 31, 2017 6:40 PM
@TheBigNFLTuna @Patriots That actually sounds like pretty #MAGA thing to happen. :-)
Oct 31, 2017 4:49 PM
@TheBigNFLTuna @Patriots Haha...wut? Were they hanging out or something?
Oct 31, 2017 4:44 PM
@TheBigNFLTuna @Patriots Putin has Kraft's Super Bowl ring?!?
Oct 31, 2017 3:45 PM
The @Patriots are the reification of #MAGA as a professional football organization.
Oct 31, 2017 3:37 AM
RT @AoDespair: When hunting for metaphor, a true sportsman lowers his rifle from a hurt, lethargic or easy target. We shall speak of this p…
Oct 31, 2017 3:15 AM
@jhamlett Yeah, @realskateboards & @jimthiebaud are pushing the envelope of large-scale skatecraft.
Oct 31, 2017 2:53 AM
@GOPLeader @POTUS You’ve destroyed the @GOP. You have done immeasurable damage to our country. You have earned your place on the wrong side…
Oct 31, 2017 1:35 AM
@ClaraJeffery Echoes of the Handmaid’s Tale or a Klan rally...either way the shape of those rain ponchos was a sad portent of what lay in s…
Oct 31, 2017 1:14 AM
@iwriterealgood There used to be a shave/men’s grooming shop on the ground floor near the connector between Westfield and Nordstrom’s.
Oct 30, 2017 8:26 PM
RT @SethAbramson: (THREAD) This is an *itemized list* of every lie Sarah Huckabee Sanders told America on behalf of the President in her pr…
Oct 30, 2017 3:24 PM
RT @igb: John le Carré's "Spies Like Us" #TrumpRussia
Oct 30, 2017 3:18 PM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Motion to call Papadopoulos "Papa-D" because, much like the Mooch, fuck typing out that long-ass name for like 50 more t…
Oct 30, 2017 3:16 PM
RT @ASlavitt: Open enrollment starts November 1. Trump doesn't want Americans to enroll. Pass it on.
Oct 30, 2017 3:07 PM
@enbnt Workshopping a new startup idea here...
Oct 30, 2017 3:03 PM
RT @melvillehouse: It's Robert Caro's 82nd birthday! To celebrate, I'm reading THE POWER BROKER aloud to my colleagues all day long: https:…
Oct 30, 2017 3:01 PM
@nntaleb What?
Oct 30, 2017 2:59 PM
Hahaha...TIL: @Scavino45 (a.k.a. @DanScavino) started out as @realDonaldTrump’s caddie.
Oct 30, 2017 2:44 PM
Well, since you put it in all caps like that I guess I’m convinced. https://t.co/c7ZIpaw8oq
Oct 30, 2017 5:04 AM
RT @burritojustice: baseball https://t.co/EmXfF0qHfV
Oct 30, 2017 5:01 AM
@jhamlett Haha. Wow.
Oct 30, 2017 5:00 AM
@jhamlett I was apathetic until like 30 minutes ago.
Oct 30, 2017 4:57 AM
I mean, if the @astros don’t go down by more than two runs here in the 9th they’ve pretty got this sewn up. #WorldSeries
Oct 30, 2017 4:53 AM
Haha...what? #WorldSeries
Oct 30, 2017 4:36 AM
So this has been going on all evening huh? #WorldSeries
Oct 30, 2017 4:30 AM
RT @skooks: How many pitchers are there, even?
Oct 30, 2017 4:24 AM
Ok, ok...I'm watching the #WorldSeries now.
Oct 30, 2017 2:57 AM
RT @DRovera: #Iraq ‘s most powerful militia leader says ”It was #Iran who helped us against #ISIS - not #USA -led coalition https://t.co/sg…
Oct 30, 2017 2:26 AM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Yippee kiyay, mother Russia.
Oct 30, 2017 2:07 AM
RT @Bernalwood: Neighbors report crime scene tape near Planned Parenthood and SFPD searching Burger King parking lot. No more info. cc @bur…
Oct 29, 2017 10:49 PM
@BerkowitzPeter Hardball or not, if crimes have been committed, let’s let Mueller complete his investigation. Weird that @WSJ is running th…
Oct 29, 2017 6:58 PM
@code_jide @biz @BrownUniversity Here’s hoping all of our @BrownUniversity interns return to the flock! /cc: @superangea
Oct 29, 2017 5:32 PM
RT @prchovanec: I am absolutely stunned by this. So disgraceful. https://t.co/plGM8NFFyy
Oct 29, 2017 4:28 AM
RT @sogrady: didn't know huis clos had a sequel https://t.co/7IviNby2Bn
Oct 29, 2017 4:14 AM
RT @sundarpichai: Will drop everything else we are doing and address on Monday:) if folks can agree on the correct way to do this! https://…
Oct 29, 2017 4:08 AM
@isaach I’ve seen this before. We *really* need that plagiarism detection. /cc: @joyding
Oct 29, 2017 4:04 AM
Hey @realDonaldTrump, have you ever received a jury summons? Have you ever served on a jury? /cc: @SarahHuckabee @FoxNews @seanhannity
Oct 29, 2017 3:57 AM
RT @BHL: Alas, so true... #SupportKurdistan #ShameOnTrump https://t.co/4ffjjXwTTQ
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Oct 29, 2017 3:57 AM
RT @TheDweck: When your Twitter account’s been suspended so you have to go back to leaving messages for Batman on dead bodies https://t.co/…
Oct 29, 2017 3:52 AM
@anamariecox @jonfavs Isn’t the nametape supposed to say “KUSH”?
Oct 29, 2017 3:49 AM
RT @GeorgeTakei: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but bad Stones get suspended. https://t.co/VyyVHkVF7g
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Oct 29, 2017 3:39 AM
RT @robdelaney: Congrats to Fred & Ted Cruz who just got married at the World Series! https://t.co/DsG3U3BGrN
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Oct 29, 2017 3:29 AM
RT @HillaryClinton: Oh is that today? https://t.co/AYy7CtYRWj
Oct 29, 2017 3:28 AM
RT @LibyaLiberty: When you wear a culture's symbols without actually living it, it's called appropriation. https://t.co/Kte0YsLQsG
Oct 29, 2017 3:26 AM
RT @kylegriffin1: This is one I haven't seen before. https://t.co/cDaUQtsrMW
Oct 29, 2017 3:23 AM
Current NetBoot-from-scratch status. https://t.co/Hf0DlghPi9
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Oct 29, 2017 3:18 AM
@mazdakh https://t.co/gV3XA5mp1i
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Oct 29, 2017 3:17 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Plastic bags of bright-colored powder fill the frame. Hot pink, purple, yellow, and blue.
Oct 29, 2017 2:58 AM
RT @Scott_Wiener: Yesterday I posted a reminder re our pumpkin carving. I got responses like this from the army of Nazi/racist/anti-semite…
Oct 29, 2017 2:57 AM
RT @ValaAfshar: This is how we ignored each other before smartphones https://t.co/3BZFezplhC
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Oct 28, 2017 11:20 PM
@dschonbe Ok, our President has the temperament, restraint, and wit of a *seventh* grader.
Oct 28, 2017 10:46 PM
Our President has the temperament, restraint, and wit of a sixth grader. https://t.co/SNMaemFKmX
Oct 28, 2017 9:59 PM
Tracing rainbows with @AahnaBrown. https://t.co/coNUenfg31
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Oct 28, 2017 6:43 PM
@sdmx Seriously. Like, I’d at least understand if it had corrected it to “Sosumi”.
Oct 28, 2017 6:38 PM
@bfd https://t.co/4MCxsbvNRE
Oct 28, 2017 6:03 PM
@heyjoshua @ysr1729 @ApacheMesos The real tragedy here is that the typo cost me a character.
Oct 28, 2017 5:44 PM
@heyjoshua @ysr1729 @ApacheMesos Sigh.
Oct 28, 2017 5:00 PM
RT @electrolemon: still need a halloween costume? here are 28 ideas i gave to friends, who called them "too complex" or "stop trying to mak…
Oct 28, 2017 4:29 PM
RT @arrroberts: Somehow this is funny in French in a way it wouldn't be in English. https://t.co/p9EdzjzfO4
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Oct 28, 2017 2:35 PM
Twitter's @ysr1729 & @heyjoshua are on a B.O.A.T.! Check out their talk on auoto-tuning JVMs using ML & @ApacheMesos https://t.co/08DmlqcrcU
Oct 28, 2017 4:18 AM
@realDonaldTrump I do not agree with your assertion that there was no collusion with Russia.
Oct 28, 2017 4:10 AM
@seanhannity @HillaryClinton Christ your such a troll.
Oct 28, 2017 4:01 AM
@doriantaylor If you squint a bit you’ll see that what you actually wrote down was “The program is an executable”.
Oct 28, 2017 3:59 AM
@sail_allday Woah.
Oct 27, 2017 11:29 PM
RT @akpix: Surfing big Lake Superior waves offshore from the Lester River in #Duluth #Minnesota this afternoon https://t.co/wE5jyQwqWP
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Oct 27, 2017 9:15 PM
RT @melvillehouse: "gore vidal" is the original halloween name
Oct 27, 2017 9:10 PM
RT @Scott_Wiener: This morning, commuters discovered this swastika at Glen Park BART Station. Nazism & anti-semitism are alive & well. We h…
Oct 27, 2017 9:10 PM
The saddest story in 12 words: "...but be aware that this will stop working in a future clang."
Oct 27, 2017 9:07 PM
Snapchat-like ephemerality, but for internal wiki content.
Oct 27, 2017 8:27 PM
@jhamlett https://t.co/3ggMjLAgX5
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Oct 27, 2017 8:16 PM
@ocubot it's peeling on Superior https://t.co/mhDxDhnT2x
Oct 27, 2017 7:32 PM
RT @pt: Neat. Dissidents can now read up to 9 pieces of content from the free press a month. https://t.co/zxYPDBbMna
Oct 27, 2017 7:09 PM
RT @noahmp: The home service I really want from Amazon is for someone to come into my garage and break down and haul away all these cardboa…
Oct 27, 2017 7:08 PM
@boztank Nice to see both @Twitter and Facebook stepping up. A shared value of transparency across large social platforms is good for every…
Oct 27, 2017 7:05 PM
RT @ianbremmer: Easter egg season comes early. https://t.co/WsE8mjEgo4
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Oct 27, 2017 5:43 PM
@raffi Look on the bright side: most folks on Twitter still have a sufficiently long attention span to read your tweets. Sorry bout the iPh…
Oct 27, 2017 5:39 PM
RT @BuzzFeedNews: Catalonia declared independence from Spain, and people are crowding the streets. @kassyapple is taking questions 👇https:/…
Oct 27, 2017 5:36 PM
RT @akpix: Wienermobile in snow - downtown #Duluth #Minnesota, 10/27/17 https://t.co/2oOb8fEQAW
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Oct 27, 2017 5:00 PM
OH: "Yes the code is a large bag of worms. But the worms have been incrementally evolving in extreme conditions over the last 5 years so..."
Oct 27, 2017 4:41 PM
Looks the like the Peace Wars have started. #bobbletime https://t.co/1XoFmqxiDW
Oct 27, 2017 4:01 AM
RT @Richard_Florida: No. https://t.co/80B9PQTz5M
Oct 27, 2017 3:58 AM
RT @BrendanNyhan: Former WH adviser suggesting the president's political opponent should be executed on television. This is deeply dangerou…
Oct 26, 2017 10:20 PM
@SteveNahm In the future the streets will only be used for Segways and skateboards.
Oct 26, 2017 8:28 PM
RT @ftrain: People on Twitter are wondering what I meant by “LinkedIn ruined capitalism,” so to clarify: I don't have any idea, or care wha…
Oct 26, 2017 8:27 PM
RT @morethanmySLE: To Whom It May Concern: #ACA 2018 Open Enrollment STARTS: 6 days, 11/1 Please make a note of it! Sincerely, #IAmACA…
Oct 26, 2017 7:03 PM
Current toddler commute game: touch everything in the BART station. https://t.co/ClMXN0WQH2
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Oct 26, 2017 2:53 PM
RT @zephoria: “World War III is a guerrilla information war with no division between military and civilian participation.” - Marshall McLuh…
Oct 26, 2017 2:48 PM
RT @NetflixUIE: Removing client-side React.js (but keeping it on the server) resulted in a 50% performance improvement on our landing page…
Oct 26, 2017 2:32 PM
RT @jack: Off-boarding advertising from all accounts owned by Russia Today (RT) and Sputnik. We’re donating all projected earnings ($1.9mm…
Oct 26, 2017 2:10 PM
“Shout out to all my Nazi & White Supremacist supporters! Very fine people. Very fine. The finest.” https://t.co/GixqDllTZp
Oct 26, 2017 4:40 AM
RT @KristyT: Less check boxes, more taking chances on talented people.
Oct 26, 2017 3:13 AM
@dschonbe @sfmta_muni Build more houses. Build taller buildings. Let’s all just drive a little slower.
Oct 26, 2017 3:12 AM
Valencia sure has a lot of parklets these days.
Oct 26, 2017 3:11 AM
@dschonbe @sfmta_muni Petition for speed bumps. IMO YIMBY. Pro-pedestrian. Slower cars on residential urban street. Won’t impact parking.
Oct 26, 2017 12:23 AM
Current civic engagement status. https://t.co/OMCFV5dC2c
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Oct 26, 2017 12:07 AM
RT @deliciousmonstr: Blog post about the unfortunate ending of our partnership with Amazon sites outside of North America. https://t.co/LUs…
Oct 26, 2017 12:04 AM
:-( https://t.co/bG5D4Iip6o
Oct 25, 2017 11:49 PM
@istaqsinaibot @ianisqatsibot https://t.co/vR4tOeHjo5
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Oct 25, 2017 11:48 PM
@cmeik @ryanoneill https://t.co/OhsNGn1cG7
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Oct 25, 2017 11:46 PM
@cmeik @ryanoneill They really did an amazing job of combining evil with pure ear candy. https://t.co/IYE7mTqn5V
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Oct 25, 2017 11:43 PM
@cmeik @ryanoneill Oh yeah? More genius than "I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch! You better think about it baby, babe..."? I didn't think…
Oct 25, 2017 11:28 PM
@cmeik they're good songs Len
Oct 25, 2017 11:25 PM
@cmeik Though technically Halloween and Halloween 2 are the most appropriate.
Oct 25, 2017 11:24 PM
@cmeik Skulls, obv.
Oct 25, 2017 11:17 PM
@awsm9000 @sluicing Oh hell yeah. Bruce Lee, The Ninja and The Green Yamo. That was such a great game.
Oct 25, 2017 11:03 PM
RT @OaklandAaron: #PumpkinSpice is people https://t.co/GZAFRUcTCz
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Oct 25, 2017 7:44 PM
"Clang!" is the sound your head makes as it is repeatedly bashed into the keyboard of your Mac Pro whilst trying to build @OpenJDK.
Oct 25, 2017 4:40 AM
⚡️ “The GOP led by @VP, @SpeakerRyan, & in a way @realDonaldTrump continues it's war against the American people.” https://t.co/6RtqjGZAgD
Oct 25, 2017 3:38 AM
RT @adamgoodell: The mayor from Jaws is still the mayor in Jaws 2. It is so important to vote in your local elections.
Oct 25, 2017 3:32 AM
@arrdem crying-frege.gif
Oct 25, 2017 3:27 AM
RT @RollOverEasy: PSA: Go outside tonight
Oct 25, 2017 1:50 AM
@SandhyaABC7 @burritojustice Wait...what fire? https://t.co/YueoYfc5mP
Oct 25, 2017 1:48 AM
RT @SandhyaABC7: Light wind near Legion of Honor in SF where fire is burning. https://t.co/57bWDRZDzL
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Oct 25, 2017 1:16 AM
RT @NeinQuarterly: Before Twitter there were letters. Messages in bottles. Tin cans connected by string. Hope.
Oct 24, 2017 11:07 PM
RIP #RobertGuillaume
Oct 24, 2017 11:06 PM
RT @Kantrowitz: It's better to be lucky than good https://t.co/9g5eX4CUoX
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Oct 24, 2017 9:51 PM
It’s been over a year since the rebranding and I still laugh out loud every time I think of @tronc.
Oct 24, 2017 9:46 PM
RT @MattOswaltVA: Kid Rock will not run for senate which must come as a huge relief to democratic hopeful Kid Scissors
Oct 24, 2017 8:14 PM
Current status: creating a strong Proustian attachment between the new @WolfParade album and this terminal output. https://t.co/fkiniF7m18
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Oct 24, 2017 5:08 PM
@Scavino45 @DanScavino “Let’s see...are there four periods or five periods in an ellipsis...hmm...” https://t.co/VN47cAFlWB
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Oct 24, 2017 5:02 PM
As badly as I fuck up sometimes, it’s sadly reassuring that I’ll never be as bad at my job as @Scavino45 (a.k.a. @DanScavino) is at his job.
Oct 24, 2017 3:48 PM
@jayholler I’d support an immediate bailout by the city if we can stabilize & earthquakeproof the structure ASAP. Seems very dangerous. cc:…
Oct 24, 2017 3:23 PM
@jayholler Meh. Taleb is a blowhard and a bully who seems to work backwards from his strongly held opinions. Is his math correct? ¯\_(ツ)_…
Oct 24, 2017 3:13 PM
@heyjoshua https://t.co/P71nw54lx2
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Oct 24, 2017 3:04 PM
@heyjoshua Yeah, sorry, that should have read “DJT”.
Oct 24, 2017 2:57 PM
@heyjoshua Try turning on alerts for the full DTJ experience. https://t.co/hRUDcXk3Z2
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Oct 24, 2017 2:40 PM
@realDonaldTrump I’ll be the 1000th person to tweet this in response but it’s my civic duty to point out that the world is laughing at us n…
Oct 24, 2017 3:53 AM
RT @prchovanec: I know of no known evidence that Trump respects Christie, besides Christie's need to believe that it's so. https://t.co/dKg…
Oct 24, 2017 3:47 AM
RT @MobyLives: @melvillehouse 3/4 Our marketing team needs a library & academic specialist to partner with our embattled friends in those m…
Oct 24, 2017 3:47 AM
RT @MobyLives: @melvillehouse 2/4 We need an editor who understands fiction can be as important as nonfiction in today's political & cultur…
Oct 24, 2017 3:47 AM
RT @MobyLives: 1/4 At @melvillehouse we're changing our publishing model so we can time our books closer to the moment. To meet that challe…
Oct 24, 2017 2:57 AM
@andypiper I haven’t been on a Podcast since Odeo shut down.
Oct 24, 2017 2:54 AM
@jsh @AahnaBrown That view is 💯. I’ll DM you for the surf report from here on out. ;-)
Oct 24, 2017 2:16 AM
RT @akpix: Popple trees catch the day's first rays of sun last week as seen from Hawk Ridge in #Duluth #Minnesota https://t.co/dkzAgC2e8I
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Oct 24, 2017 1:53 AM
Current sitting-with-my-3.5yo-looking-out-the-window-at-sunset-watching-birds-chase-insects-in-the-warm-summerlike-evening-air status. http…
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Oct 23, 2017 10:33 PM
@44 surf trip along CA 1?
Oct 23, 2017 10:14 PM
@superangea Google.
Oct 23, 2017 10:02 PM
RT @burritojustice: BART, Montgomery to 16th https://t.co/wT1au9V9MU
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Oct 23, 2017 9:15 PM
@seldo "...on the other hand, If my calculations are *not* correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour..."
Oct 23, 2017 5:37 PM
RT @hsjoihs: （そういえばtwitterに上げ忘れてたな） JavaScriptはキリスト教だった……！？ #JavaScript #JavaScriptはクソ #三位一体 https://t.co/if1VGJdruz
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Oct 23, 2017 4:32 PM
RT @bahrami_: Engare (انگاره) is a game about the geometrical patterns of Middle Eastern art and architecture. Available now: https://t.co/…
Oct 23, 2017 3:13 PM
RT @PaoloMRivera: New blog post: Planet of the Apes: Ursus #1 https://t.co/mV9Y9SzRYn https://t.co/GBhzS5taC0
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Oct 23, 2017 5:16 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A sticker on a metal wall amongst other stickers on a metal wall. The sticker in question reads: "Listen to Jawbreaker".
Oct 23, 2017 4:43 AM
RT @jonnysun: MY NAMES WILLIAM CARLOS AND IM HERE JUST TO SAY I HAVE EATEN THE PLUMS YOU WERE SAVING ALL DAY
Oct 23, 2017 4:38 AM
I did score a few birdies though. https://t.co/urYQ3CxQte
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Oct 23, 2017 2:34 AM
Ugh. I’m sorry, but...I golfed again. I sampled some of the finest roughs, tall grass, and hazards California has to offer. Reluctantly…
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Oct 22, 2017 5:03 AM
@jimmykimmel @soozinbird @ChildrensLA Sophie!!!
Oct 22, 2017 4:55 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Shepard Fairey's iconic image of Andre the Giant.
Oct 22, 2017 1:41 AM
I went golfing today. Usually I try not to do that. Circumstances beyond my control, however, required I play poorly on a great course. …
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Oct 21, 2017 3:36 PM
@joep Hey it’s Miffy!
Oct 21, 2017 3:33 PM
RT @jeffsheehysf: District 8 hearing on @SFPublicLibrary hours on Wed, 11/15 6:30 pm @ Glen Park Library. @GlenParkNews @GlenParkHistory
Oct 21, 2017 3:09 PM
RT @jk_rowling: "Mistakenly." https://t.co/hU6ttwv9WG
Oct 21, 2017 3:09 PM
RT @jules_su: The JFK assasination files are legally required to be declassified on Oct 26. But of course Trump takes credit for their sch…
Oct 21, 2017 2:48 PM
RT @CharlieBerens: Classified JFK Files to be released...if you see "Ted Cruz's dad" written in magic marker, I'd advice a healthy dose of…
Oct 21, 2017 1:41 PM
@jdecked @terns Congrats!
Oct 21, 2017 4:40 AM
@superangea Way cool! I often think about this insightful tweet of his: https://t.co/jnUL0OaIc2
Oct 21, 2017 4:34 AM
@superangea The AI professor?
Oct 21, 2017 4:16 AM
RT @davidfrum: This experiment of inviting career military men to supervise and control a disrespected president may be even riskier than f…
Oct 21, 2017 3:08 AM
@raffi @onesnowclimber It’s actually pretty easy as long as you are willing to challenge conventional definitions of "furniture" and flout …
Oct 21, 2017 12:27 AM
RT @SFBART: .@common knows what's up. https://t.co/2ddb6BXTIt
Oct 20, 2017 11:48 PM
RT @JamesDKoh: Hold up.... Marshawn took the BART home?!??!?! LOL realest dude in the whole world https://t.co/259surw6A7
Oct 20, 2017 10:20 PM
OH: "Apache Serf uses SCons 2.3 for its build system. If it is not installed on your system, then you can install it onto your system."
Oct 20, 2017 3:53 PM
RT @ftrain: Even a garbage fire brings illumination.
Oct 20, 2017 3:52 PM
@ftrain Previously. https://t.co/iU0mbURl7s
Oct 20, 2017 6:12 AM
Rain!
Oct 20, 2017 6:07 AM
@iwriterealgood @Twitter @SFBART Actually, @SFBART tweets should be constrained to the number of concurrently displayable characters on the…
Oct 20, 2017 5:43 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A pen drawing of Mitch Mconnell, collaborator, apologist, and probable racist.
Oct 20, 2017 5:35 AM
@kcoleman Counterpoint: in practice 280 is beyond the threshold of what makes Twitter easy to consume. The 140 constraint makes herp & derp…
Oct 20, 2017 5:25 AM
RT @Limericking: John Kelly, who optimists thought Would use the position he got To try to begin To make the admin Less generally awful, di…
Oct 20, 2017 5:11 AM
@roach @skilldrick Brilliant marketing *of* garbage.
Oct 20, 2017 4:59 AM
RT @jonnysun: CLOUD: wow im honored, no one ever flies up here to visit me up in the sky HELICOPTER: well im a gigantic fan
Oct 20, 2017 3:51 AM
@PTI it’s Tony Kornheiser, but as a dog, amirite? https://t.co/qIty44liKi
Oct 20, 2017 2:00 AM
#HappyDiwali https://t.co/POzCCFQxud
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Oct 20, 2017 1:51 AM
@firepile I just need to finish “Breaking Bad” and then I’ll get right on it.
Oct 20, 2017 1:47 AM
@firepile Watching the whatnow?
Oct 20, 2017 1:45 AM
@firepile Wait...what?
Oct 20, 2017 1:33 AM
RT @xor: tattoo idea from this 1942 US Army poster https://t.co/XpkywsDZst
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Oct 19, 2017 8:37 PM
Current status: "Illegal instruction: 4"
Oct 19, 2017 7:43 PM
RT @MikeBeauvais: Rob Ryan looks like Gandalf went undercover to bust a cocaine smuggling ring in Miami in 1986. https://t.co/8nMI4w2Gm5
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Oct 19, 2017 4:32 PM
@TonyPrintezis @john_coomes @christhalinger @heyjoshua we should add java.lang.Arith.larger to the core libs in the Twitter JDK https://t.…
Oct 19, 2017 4:27 PM
RT @vince2_: Linux Kernel Community Enforcement Statement — https://t.co/7fezGqCrxW (and some interesting bits about Netfilter and Patrick…
Oct 19, 2017 4:24 PM
RT @SFBART: At 10:19am we will trigger our early warning earthquake system to test it as part of #ShakeOut This means trains will slow dow…
Oct 19, 2017 3:29 PM
RT @sarahjeong: THIS IS MY FAVORITE PIECE I'VE EVER DONE, ABOUT THE JUDGE IN ORACLE V. GOOGLE AND WAYMO V. UBER https://t.co/2cxVBaICC5
Oct 19, 2017 2:33 PM
@cmeik OK, been through the slides. Fascinating talk, but Not sure I see the JLB influence. https://t.co/fnxToCZTkM
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Oct 19, 2017 2:28 PM
@cmeik You had me at Borges.
Oct 19, 2017 2:23 PM
RT @john_overholt: This edition of Fahrenheit 451 requires a particular technique to read. https://t.co/RKYjXLKzt5 https://t.co/rNIECGSvCj
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Oct 19, 2017 9:24 AM
@visualisingdata a) yep b) WiFi c) mobile
Oct 19, 2017 8:46 AM
RT @johnlevenstein: "I see a lot of you still have food in front of you. I clean my plate. You never know where your next meal is coming fr…
Oct 19, 2017 3:17 AM
@chickenbellyfin @TwitterSRE @arrdem @networkjanitor That looks a lot like @mattknox in the background there.
Oct 18, 2017 8:47 PM
Ton of police activity earlier around this. So many cars racing down Mission & Division.
Oct 18, 2017 8:39 PM
RT @zmanji: Please get me out of this Twitter nightmare bucket where I am seeing the same tweets from multiple days ago over and over again.
Oct 18, 2017 7:22 PM
Awesome talk at #TechInclusion by @asktrier, head of @TwitterU, on making the case for diversity across the military, finance, and tech. ht…
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Oct 18, 2017 6:44 PM
RT @ShannonSharpe: What are the NFL players protesting again? https://t.co/fObqcjaZGI
Oct 18, 2017 6:17 PM
.@ekp discussing her experiences in tech and VC, her work at @KaporCapital, and with @projectinclude. #TechInclusion https://t.co/TzzVoS1xgG
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Oct 18, 2017 5:16 PM
Panel on "Driving Inclusion & Innovation In Workplace Culture" with @Candi, @mbrianaepler, @Candice_MMorgan, & @djallen_sap. #TechInclusion…
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Oct 18, 2017 4:23 PM
Stoked to be at #techinclusion this morning! https://t.co/LtFT9kpqrd
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Oct 18, 2017 2:01 PM
RT @prchovanec: Never stake your presidency on the stock market's continued, uninterrupted rise in the 8th year of a bull market.
Oct 18, 2017 1:30 PM
RT @danwlin: I have an extremely credible source about Obama’s birth certificate *Reveals nothing* I have tapes of Comey *Reveals nothing*…
Oct 18, 2017 12:37 PM
RT @ftrain: I appreciate how Superchunk looks like they were just rounded up by the Indie Rock Nick Fury for one last adventure. https://t.…
Oct 18, 2017 12:36 PM
RT @prchovanec: It's becoming clear that Trump DIDN'T know what he was signing up for.
Oct 18, 2017 11:19 AM
I really hope our country can survive this fascist asshat. Hmm... “fash-hat”? https://t.co/00BmB4kYvn
Oct 18, 2017 11:06 AM
RT @UnburntWitch: nazi punks fuck off https://t.co/dhDTWqWIbr
Oct 18, 2017 11:03 AM
@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/7p0ZeGBDxH
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Oct 18, 2017 4:28 AM
RT @nanographs: Who in the hell lays something out like this? https://t.co/NgaYRyUaWO
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Oct 18, 2017 4:22 AM
@enbnt IKR?!
Oct 18, 2017 4:14 AM
RT @jmperezperez: Inline SVGs as placeholders + lazy load image = awesomeness. See @mikaelainalem's codepen on https://t.co/1FspskMMe8 http…
Oct 18, 2017 3:12 AM
RT @sfbike: We'll be at the McLaren Bike Park Opening this Saturday with Greg Minnar, will you? https://t.co/tND4ewMipd https://t.co/vMxpsN…
Oct 18, 2017 1:45 AM
@mokomull Artisanal, hand-crafted JVMs!
Oct 18, 2017 1:12 AM
@tmcarr Well, much of the JVM engineering we do *is* to improve garbage collection...
Oct 18, 2017 12:59 AM
RT @AndrewNadeau0: MY WIFE:We named you after our favorite songs. You were mine LAYLA: I love that ME: And you mine THEME FROM DUCKTALES: N…
Oct 18, 2017 12:53 AM
@longwall26 How do I get rid of this piece of paper in my hand?
Oct 18, 2017 12:52 AM
RT @KTVU: #BREAKING:Mandatory evacuations called for some #Dublin residents due to grass fire burning toward homes: https://t.co/X80x79ZMU4
Oct 17, 2017 10:25 PM
Current JVM build machine status. https://t.co/lvzGkCYmtE
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Oct 17, 2017 8:19 PM
What the fuck. https://t.co/tkI8wrkPku
Oct 17, 2017 2:47 PM
@javawithjiva EBay?!?! Congrats!!!
Oct 17, 2017 2:21 PM
@chipcook4 @Scavino45 @POTUS @SecretService @DanScavino Hola, Chip. Я думаю, что ты робот.
Oct 17, 2017 11:03 AM
@chipcook4 @Scavino45 @POTUS @SecretService @DanScavino Not sure I follow, чип повар...think like what?
Oct 17, 2017 3:45 AM
Thread: https://t.co/loS1TnhEYk
Oct 17, 2017 3:39 AM
@Scavino45 @POTUS @SecretService @DanScavino seriously, my dude, this is not normal. Not a normal thing to tweet.
Oct 17, 2017 3:37 AM
@Scavino45 @POTUS @SecretService What the fuck is wrong with you, Dan.
Oct 16, 2017 8:00 PM
@jeffsheehysf Sent Justin an email a week ago (on 10/817) and haven’t heard anything yet.
Oct 16, 2017 7:53 PM
@tedd4u @heyjoshua @soozinbird @mmihic @towns @heyjoshua it appears that @tedd4u has been replaced by your image search bot
Oct 16, 2017 4:54 PM
@seb_m_1234 It's halfway between my daughter's school and Twitter HQ! Skated to work after dropping her off.
Oct 16, 2017 4:31 PM
Current commute status. https://t.co/eFG23zYL3v
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Oct 16, 2017 4:41 AM
RT @darrenrovell: Young Green Bay Packers fans. More specifically, a young Colin Kaepernick on the right. https://t.co/gaIdhE5zqQ
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Oct 16, 2017 4:20 AM
RT @raulpacheco: RT if you've made a friend through Twitter.
Oct 16, 2017 4:18 AM
@normanmaurer @mattklein123 This is, IMO, a mistake/arbitrage opportunity.
Oct 16, 2017 4:17 AM
@normanmaurer @mattklein123 Indeed. We have a lot of teams that are mostly co-located. Industry-wise tho, we seem to have a bias against re…
Oct 16, 2017 4:15 AM
RT @ianbremmer: Kurds screwed for the umpteenth time, by pretty much everybody. I'd be really pissed if I were them. https://t.co/9pBtdjR7sl
Oct 16, 2017 3:42 AM
RT @NiamhNic: I hadn't thought about this much before, but, damn... https://t.co/iHZ4g6AwMk
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Oct 16, 2017 3:34 AM
RT @samswey: Most Americans now understand NFL players are protesting police violence. Few believe they're protesting the flag. https://t.c…
Oct 16, 2017 3:33 AM
RT @heminhawrami: A question for International community, you were calling referandum a democratic practice unconstitutional, but now what…
Oct 16, 2017 3:30 AM
@monteiro “There was a time where Twitter was a place you went to fuck around, and accidentally made friends and got smarter.” https://t.co…
Oct 16, 2017 3:19 AM
The only thing worse than a typo in a tweet is a typo in the alt text of a tweeted image. https://t.co/4wNpjgz644
Oct 16, 2017 3:17 AM
RT @NYTimesWordplay: And his life was never the same. https://t.co/5Y29a7koVB
Oct 16, 2017 3:04 AM
@ClaraJeffery Twitter poll?
Oct 16, 2017 3:02 AM
@JohnKingSFChron It’s where Bay Area US Citizenship swearing-in ceremonies take place. A wonderful art-deco welcome to our newest! https://…
Oct 16, 2017 2:29 AM
RT @wdckurd: Iraq’s prime minister @HaiderAlAbadi is the first Iraqi official after the dictator Saddam to use army against his own people.…
Oct 16, 2017 2:11 AM
@normanmaurer @mattklein123 Remote FTW. Our JVM team is based in Boston, Wisconsin, Santa Cruz, SF & Oahu. Our Kernel & OS (KaOS) team is…
Oct 16, 2017 12:57 AM
@taylorleese He was a ringer.
Oct 16, 2017 12:35 AM
#inktober https://t.co/0C8QBOLFRT
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Oct 16, 2017 12:23 AM
@jayholler Rap Genius but for musical scores.
Oct 16, 2017 12:22 AM
The Kaepernickan Revolution.
Oct 16, 2017 12:15 AM
⚡️ “Kaepernick files grievance for collusion against NFL owners” https://t.co/7g1jbkxpYw
Oct 16, 2017 12:10 AM
@jayholler Why not leave them for the next player?
Oct 15, 2017 11:52 PM
RT @sfchronicle: Capturing an inferno: 105 images from the Northern California wildfires >>> https://t.co/lpuJBLqdQZ https://t.co/HQjv75UATL
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Oct 15, 2017 11:26 PM
The cert in question is buried deep inside a OSX Lion install image and a lengthy NetBoot image creation script makes for long iterations.
Oct 15, 2017 11:24 PM
Current status: binary searching in "Date & Time Preferences" for a value between CSSMERR_TP_CERT_NOT_VALID_YET and CSSMERR_TP_CERT_EXPIRED.
Oct 15, 2017 9:46 PM
RT @PatrickSvitek: .@lcmoser, Dem Culberson challenger, raises $167K in Q3 -- just $10K short of him. She's got $272K COH to his $388K. htt…
Oct 15, 2017 9:30 PM
RT @mulligan: Incredible photos of the 747 supertanker dropping fire retardant on the #SonomaFires https://t.co/KhSIY2YiUn
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Oct 15, 2017 9:28 PM
The mind boggles at how bad @Scavino45 (a.k.a. @DanScavino) is at his job. https://t.co/r2dYlK8883
Oct 15, 2017 7:06 PM
@mikeindustries @PTI is an order of magnitude greater as a podcast than as a TV show.
Oct 15, 2017 6:06 PM
RT @RussellOkung: One reason I penned the letter to NFL players is because I was tired of neutrality. Sometimes we are devoted more to orde…
Oct 15, 2017 3:14 PM
RT @nytimes: Firsthand reporting that brings you the facts. https://t.co/LYqMocleOz
Oct 14, 2017 9:46 PM
RT @jeremyreiss: I made a poster to raise money for those fighting the wine country fires. One hour sales @twitter brought in $750! All $$$…
Oct 14, 2017 6:02 PM
RT @StarleeKine: Hey @jack @biz you kicked off @bessbell. She's one of my main reasons for being on @Twitter. Do you *like* when we yell at…
Oct 14, 2017 4:55 PM
RT @NateSilver538: Sorry for the random aside but I feel like Sarah Palin is under-discussed as a predecessor/precedent for Trumpism.
Oct 14, 2017 2:38 PM
Twitter’s JVM team’s recent R&D in JIT optimization: "Twitter’s Quest for a Wholly Graal Runtime" by @christhalinger https://t.co/uOFXmHGyZ8
Oct 14, 2017 7:26 AM
@slyphon It doesn't really bother me. YMMV.
Oct 14, 2017 5:19 AM
Got to hang out with this dude tonight. https://t.co/jUm1Mc3fV6
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Oct 14, 2017 5:14 AM
RT @mlis: burrito railgun standing by https://t.co/KkVdpcL8SS
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Oct 14, 2017 4:59 AM
RT @heatherGrey_: 1/ I just want to give a quick shoutout to @TwitterU and @Twitter for addressing diversity in tech, after a conversation…
Oct 13, 2017 4:08 AM
...so stepping a away for a day to show solidarity with #WomenBoycottTwitter.
Oct 13, 2017 4:07 AM
...but nowhere near as painful as what my peers, colleagues, friends, and fellow humans are subjected to here on a regular basis...
Oct 13, 2017 4:06 AM
Welp. I love this goddamn 140-character ineffable thing, and it’s painful to step away from it for 24 hours...
Oct 13, 2017 4:01 AM
RT @GreatDismal: I'll be off Twitter until 9:00PM PST, Friday October 13th, in support of #WomenBoycottTwitter
Oct 13, 2017 3:54 AM
RT @JCTheResistance: Pass this on. https://t.co/Toq3xDO7dP
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Oct 13, 2017 3:30 AM
As always, wonderful language, complex characters, but hardly more than an echo of it’s origin: “The Spy Who Came in from the Cold”. https:…
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Oct 13, 2017 2:08 AM
@esten it's actually a preview of @EPAScottPruitt's post-regulatory, Objectivist/Libertarian future. (see Delhi, Beijing, et al)
Oct 12, 2017 11:26 PM
RT @sfzoo: If you’ve been evacuated or are in a shelter because of the ongoing #wildfires, you’ll receive free admission through 10/15 here…
Oct 12, 2017 9:58 PM
@TonyPrintezis @ysr1729 you could drop a few bucks and promote it. It’s amazing what a targeted promoted tweet can do to a poll’s engagemen…
Oct 12, 2017 9:56 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: Any chance of RTing this to get more votes? https://t.co/R7U0UXsPzD
Oct 12, 2017 9:40 PM
RT @NoIAmNaomi: Here's a thingy I made based on @enf's topographical map of SF: https://t.co/zN1BZySy4T (cc: @Bernalwood) https://t.co/ENZB…
Oct 12, 2017 9:27 PM
@jmpspn https://t.co/9gyti8qEDX 🤔
Oct 12, 2017 7:33 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Donald Trump's tiny hand clutches a Sharpie™ as he pretends to pen his inaugural address.
Oct 12, 2017 5:29 PM
RT @sfcta: Have a background in civil or transportation engineering? Join our team this fall as a paid intern. Apply by 11/3: https://t.co/…
Oct 12, 2017 5:27 PM
@flangy Ideally not. Time to stop "evolving" Java, focus on the JVM itself and run more languages/PL paradigms on it.
Oct 12, 2017 5:26 PM
@davidjrusek I know. I'm creating new accounts to vote as fast as I can. Sure could use some Russian bots right now.
Oct 12, 2017 5:23 PM
#Java major release period should be:
Oct 12, 2017 5:19 PM
RT @ysr1729: Vote early, retweet often. https://t.co/anyIoN6S7R
Oct 12, 2017 4:31 PM
RT @ashleyfeinberg: this is the second time this has happened https://t.co/mpc5gwvWBH
Oct 12, 2017 1:53 PM
@kelsosCorner @jscarto I want to know more about the “hilarious” street names of Yuma.
Oct 12, 2017 1:51 PM
RT @jasonlk: If you don't like to speak, speak more If you do like to speak, speak less
Oct 12, 2017 1:46 PM
RT @ysr1729: #Java major release period should be:
Oct 12, 2017 5:55 AM
What’s happening? https://t.co/2BO388Ean9
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Oct 12, 2017 4:39 AM
@lessachu https://t.co/k7oR3rwCaY
Oct 12, 2017 4:38 AM
@lessachu Jeans are (mostly) self-cleaning. Depending on how much sitting on SF public transit occurs, I will often sleep in jeans & wear t…
Oct 12, 2017 4:35 AM
ATTN: @ScottPruittOK @realDonaldTrump @algore https://t.co/8ASf1dunpP
Oct 12, 2017 4:32 AM
The last few days of air quality in the Bay Area are a preview of what life will be like in a future with no @EPA. Just ask India & China.
Oct 12, 2017 4:20 AM
#inktober https://t.co/1edvNt6tpo
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Oct 12, 2017 4:16 AM
Myst Riven Marathon Marathon 2: Durandel Marathon Infinity https://t.co/80vVwKxgyX
Oct 12, 2017 4:11 AM
RT @JuddLegum: Trump here argues that because the stock market has gone up that means he's reducing the federal debt. He's very confused. h…
Oct 12, 2017 2:42 AM
RT @sharonw: Thread on how sprawl destroys both nature and people. Density is imperative. Your large house isn't a neutral preference. It…
Oct 11, 2017 9:57 PM
Stumbled across this. https://t.co/7ApNKHReYS
Oct 11, 2017 7:55 PM
What idiot called it "the Republican majority in Congress" instead of "the Trump Parliament"?
Oct 11, 2017 5:28 PM
RT @BananaKarenina: I have fathomed the true purpose of emoji https://t.co/coECwbtgZJ
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Oct 11, 2017 5:27 PM
RT @jvreeland26: This chat is ongoing since 2009, it's lasted longer than any computer I've owned and you better believe I'm not switching…
Oct 11, 2017 5:14 PM
Not even the Prime Minister of India shall be spared from the grammatical wrath of @ysr1729. https://t.co/9bttod51Qr
Oct 11, 2017 5:08 PM
Anyone seen an issue with OSX renaming compressed archives to hidden ".icloud"-suffixed files? e.g. dir/misc.tar -> dir/.misc.tar.icloud
Oct 11, 2017 5:03 AM
RT @Illessa: It's important to categorise your children's books accurately https://t.co/exkU6hXuqz
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Oct 11, 2017 5:03 AM
RT @KingJames: Racism is the only thing he's Fantastic 4(fantastic for), cause that's how he gets his rock off, he's orange. Sheesh @Eminem…
Oct 11, 2017 4:55 AM
RT @goldengateblond: Whatever you’re doing, you’re gonna wanna replace it with this for the next few minutes. Trust. 🔥🔥🔥https://t.co/UISyTq…
Oct 11, 2017 3:47 AM
RT @laurenduca: Tucker Carlson actually just did a segment about how Clinton is a Weinstein enabler, from the chair where O'Reilly sat, on…
Oct 11, 2017 3:47 AM
@doriantaylor Nope. Just want to burn 280 tweets before reading.
Oct 11, 2017 3:24 AM
RT @NihilistReviewb: All code is technical debt. Reviews are meaningless. You can always delete it later. Fuckin' ship it.
Oct 11, 2017 3:23 AM
RT @TheRock: Quite the entertaining & smart test for my dudes to take from @annevclark. Just close your eyes and think of me 👀 https://t.c…
Oct 11, 2017 3:21 AM
@doriantaylor Nope.
Oct 11, 2017 12:03 AM
@istaqsinaibot @ianisqatsibot https://t.co/5Flg8x5QPT
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Oct 10, 2017 10:50 PM
RT @rabihalameddine: I made the wrong mistakes. -Thelonious Monk
Oct 10, 2017 9:13 PM
RT @LavaOneConf: Heads-up! We changed the conference name to: LavaOne Our Twitter handle is now: @LavaOneConf
Oct 10, 2017 6:38 PM
@dschonbe Seriously.
Oct 10, 2017 5:04 PM
@EJaneL :-(
Oct 10, 2017 3:26 PM
iOS 11 is buggy AF.
Oct 10, 2017 2:54 PM
RT @McJesse: Sorry. https://t.co/RqtYd7GjwD
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Oct 10, 2017 4:37 AM
RT @DarwinBondGraha: Santa Rosa's Coffee Park neighborhood from the air, before and after fire. https://t.co/zaR9QZPKpM
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Oct 10, 2017 4:35 AM
RT @norm: Expect nothing. Appreciate everything.
Oct 10, 2017 1:55 AM
RT @Eden_Eats: I miss having a Vice President that shoots his friend in the face.
Oct 10, 2017 1:54 AM
@realDonaldTrump A big middle finger to you and Jerry Jones.
Oct 9, 2017 10:36 PM
Few people are as bad at their job as @DanScavino (a.k.a @Scavino45) is at his job.
Oct 9, 2017 9:31 PM
RT @LindseyGrahamSC: Really enjoyed a round of golf with President @realDonaldTrump today. President Trump shot a 73 in windy and wet co…
Oct 9, 2017 8:35 PM
RT @Mike_Eagle: im for anything that makes mike pence leave places.
Oct 9, 2017 8:10 PM
RT @skamille: To put this in perspective there were 20k attendees at GHC https://t.co/Tgk4U7rcTq
Oct 9, 2017 3:48 PM
Walking out the front door this AM in SF felt like getting off of a plane in Delhi.
Oct 9, 2017 3:46 PM
@tedd4u @jef_poskanzer Same. https://t.co/NrYT0TUbdv
Oct 9, 2017 2:44 PM
RT @KTVU: Here's where all the fires are burning as of 7 a.m. via @localinz https://t.co/28pDkiyywD https://t.co/VdqSI4BMPf
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Oct 9, 2017 10:36 AM
#inktober https://t.co/Gvz9suOzSl
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Oct 9, 2017 10:23 AM
Here’s why it smells like smoke in San Francisco this evening. https://t.co/ztplWtLGhh
Oct 9, 2017 10:22 AM
RT @ioWAndy: Hope everyone in #NapaCounty can get to safety. You can smell the #napafire in #SanFrancisco tonight. https://t.co/8sZ5zFgy4Q
Oct 9, 2017 5:00 AM
@kenstephens63 @WSJ @TheGuy626 @WhitlockJason You are not a real person.
Oct 9, 2017 4:59 AM
@WSJ @WhitlockJason you lost me at “writes @WhitlockJason”.
Oct 9, 2017 4:06 AM
@flangy Mezcal is where it’s at though. Highly recommend you pick up a bottle of Del Maguey Vida.
Oct 9, 2017 2:50 AM
RT @rabihalameddine: Hiroji Kubota, Black Panthers in Chicago, Illinois, 1969 https://t.co/j0wjT3gH0g
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Oct 8, 2017 11:22 PM
RT @baratunde: I respect your right to protest but think a football game is an inappropriate place to flaunt your politics. https://t.co/uZ…
Oct 8, 2017 9:40 PM
RT @tgagemurphy: @JasonKander When you feel disrespected at both a football game and a Broadway show, it's likely that you're the problem.
Oct 8, 2017 6:22 PM
RT @xor: My dude, your presence doesn't "dignify" anything at this point https://t.co/O7vRZO4NGv
Oct 8, 2017 6:20 PM
RT @rodger_sherman: gotta wonder how much it cost to secure an NFL stadium for a sitting Vice President so he could prove a point by walkin…
Oct 8, 2017 6:20 PM
RT @stevesilberman: It's true. Note these tiny Orwellian distortions of language, which are designed to aggrandize this administration and…
Oct 8, 2017 6:17 PM
iOS 11 seems to be a battery hog but wow, the AR functionality is amazing. Loving the new Sky Guide update. https://t.co/bjmGCbfYWr
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Oct 8, 2017 5:44 PM
@jeffsheehysf Will do!
Oct 8, 2017 2:15 PM
RT @PreetBharara: This is why people take contemporaneous notes when they speak to the president. https://t.co/rwAyXd5n6B
Oct 8, 2017 7:46 AM
#inktober https://t.co/3o1UNt1gv5
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Oct 8, 2017 4:58 AM
RT @MikeTheiss: #StormSurge continuing to rise in Biloxi !! #HurricaneNate https://t.co/YBhM52VgAK
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Oct 7, 2017 10:40 PM
Hey @jeffsheehysf how do we get speed bumps installed on Surrey St between Diamond & Castro? Tons of speeders on a street with lots of kids.
Oct 7, 2017 10:39 PM
The annual Surrey St. block party. https://t.co/CyuAJFOCDf
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Oct 7, 2017 5:50 PM
@heyjoshua @istaqsinaibot @ianisqatsibot I actually have that PDF on my laptop. Downloaded it a few years ago. It's a weird and fascinating…
Oct 7, 2017 5:47 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A KodaChrome™ of San Francisco in 1976. The hills of Twin Peaks are dusted with snow.
Oct 7, 2017 5:14 PM
@GOPChairwoman Whose side is the @GOP on?
Oct 7, 2017 4:46 AM
@gpapilion @marsanfra "Alas poor YOKRic" would have been the way to go here.
Oct 7, 2017 4:15 AM
@psharpe It was a privilege to work with you Paul. Thanks for helping Zipkin, LogLens, Packer & a whole lot more of Twitter's infra scale &…
Oct 7, 2017 3:22 AM
RT @StevenTDennis: Bump stocks & trigger cranks would have been banned as part of Feinstein's 2013 assault weapons ban in wake of Sandy Hoo…
Oct 7, 2017 3:22 AM
#inktober https://t.co/njzYXeFLve
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Oct 6, 2017 10:59 PM
TIL: McLaren park is getting a bike park. https://t.co/0l3uDSFsiT
Oct 6, 2017 10:56 PM
@jeffma @Twitter Or Wisconsin.
Oct 6, 2017 9:55 PM
RT @HayesBrown: You'll find out Soon you'll see As we launch missiles far across the sea You'll find out Time will tell After the shots If…
Oct 6, 2017 9:12 PM
RT @flightradar24: #AF66 update via BEA: Air Greenland helicopter crew retrieved some debris from damaged engine, on its way to BEA. https:…
Oct 6, 2017 7:27 PM
RT @bx: Come work on Manhattan at @Twitter and you, too, could write a blog post that gets referenced in an O'Reilly book. https://t.co/LF4…
Oct 6, 2017 6:36 PM
RT @HuffPostWomen: ACLU files lawsuit after Trump reverses Obama-era contraception mandate https://t.co/n01syWTD1G
Oct 6, 2017 6:34 PM
RT @NARAL: BREAKING: The Trump admin just issued a rule rolling back birth control coverage for 62.4 MILLION women. #HandsOffMyBC https://t…
Oct 6, 2017 6:30 PM
RT @biz: Twitter was inspired, to a degree, by the, "away message" in AIM. #RIPAIM
Oct 6, 2017 5:03 PM
RT @NightValeRadio: Travel Advisory: You're spinning at almost 1000 mph, but still millions of miles from the next closest thing in the voi…
Oct 6, 2017 4:31 PM
#WalkandRolltoSchoolDay https://t.co/rKBVbmZVgT
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Oct 6, 2017 12:42 PM
RT @mikeloukides: A brief prehistory of SlashDot, from CmdrTaco: https://t.co/hHSGgT83ZP
Oct 6, 2017 3:46 AM
RT @BillKristol: “he was a goddam stupid moron. He hated it when you called him a moron. All morons hate it when you call them a moron.” --…
Oct 5, 2017 7:29 PM
RT @AnaGasteyer: I feel like Daylight Savings Time could be the final straw for a lot of us this year.
Oct 5, 2017 6:20 PM
@dschonbe @SFBART Yes. But this was in HQ.
Oct 5, 2017 4:52 PM
RT @seldo: There really is a German word for everything, via @gr2m https://t.co/BjeZWR9ki9
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Oct 5, 2017 4:49 PM
@msilver https://t.co/fU2ZTTDzql
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Oct 5, 2017 4:32 PM
@msilver Do it.
Oct 5, 2017 4:14 PM
RT @Aiannucci: https://t.co/KTrHSzqeeI
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Oct 5, 2017 4:11 PM
Elevator E like eldritch and ancient funky smell.
Oct 5, 2017 3:30 PM
RT @ACLU: This DOJ has made it clear: Its explicit agenda is to attack and undermine the civil rights of our most vulnerable communities ra…
Oct 5, 2017 3:30 PM
RT @ACLU: Attorney General Sessions reversed a federal government policy yesterday that clarified transgender people are protected from sex…
Oct 5, 2017 3:26 PM
RT @laurenduca: MOM & DAD PLEASE COME HOME THE BABYSITTER IS REALLY WEIRD https://t.co/qBRnK3NhSl
Oct 5, 2017 3:01 PM
RT @Saythetitle: CASINO ROYALE (2006) https://t.co/xkFOkNoiQH
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Oct 5, 2017 3:00 PM
RT @eorden: CNN: "We have confirmed that Tillerson did refer to the president as a moron."
Oct 5, 2017 2:41 PM
@dknightly I do not understand your commute.
Oct 5, 2017 5:51 AM
RT @mazdakh: We @twitter support WOMEN in tech. We believe in it. Diversity is part of our DNA. Come & see us @ghc and most importantly joi…
Oct 5, 2017 5:51 AM
RT @whereistanya: Gorgeous visualisation on @vinucharanya's talk on how Twitter does resource management and chargeback. That's a lot of mi…
Oct 5, 2017 5:46 AM
RT @Olivertree: Let's get it on https://t.co/FCw5atfEnf
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Oct 5, 2017 5:23 AM
@ramit @melissatsang What about buying a "house reddit"? Whatever the fuck that is it seems like a mistake.
Oct 5, 2017 3:19 AM
RT @JohnMayer: They should let everyone on hold with customer service talk to one another.
Oct 5, 2017 2:45 AM
RT @xor: Major congrats to Lynx, the 2017 WNBA champions and my favorite browser https://t.co/sV0WHgp6zI
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Oct 5, 2017 2:37 AM
RT @SarahKSilverman: I love this so much https://t.co/hm1EQX50zB
Oct 5, 2017 2:35 AM
#inktober https://t.co/xAP5bXYvnv
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Oct 5, 2017 2:32 AM
@davepell YE$!
Oct 4, 2017 8:35 PM
RT @kshkuratoff: "Don't bring an opinion to a data fight" -Kent Beck, quoted at a Grace Hopper presentation
Oct 4, 2017 6:54 PM
RT @RjRpr: Presidential.... https://t.co/M0oV1jtlkN
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Oct 4, 2017 5:59 PM
RT @ysr1729: Will offer JVM/GC and other useful advice in exchange for #Duke stickers. #JavaOne2017 @JavaOneConf
Oct 4, 2017 12:34 PM
RT @SenKamalaHarris: If you need to renew your DACA status, mail your paperwork TODAY, October 3. If you have questions, please call my off…
Oct 4, 2017 4:46 AM
I reported a safety issue with some MUNI infrastructure to @sfmta_muni & @jeffsheehysf and it was fixed in < 24 hrs. https://t.co/DgqIus8MDC
Oct 4, 2017 4:35 AM
@SFBART @gpapilion You folks should really do more to make those reasons clearer to commuters as it would probably reduce frustration at th…
Oct 4, 2017 4:34 AM
@SFBART @gpapilion That is very disappointing to hear. But it is quite helpful to hear the rationale behind the cursed 24th street train.
Oct 4, 2017 4:14 AM
@SFBART @gpapilion What if we went to Glen Park and *then* turned around.
Oct 4, 2017 3:41 AM
@sfmta_muni @jeffsheehysf @Scott_Wiener Nice work! That was a fast turnaround. https://t.co/2ihDg2DfWF
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Oct 4, 2017 3:00 AM
RT @BenMoorePro: Notable™ can be applied on painted walls, wood, glass, metal and laminate. Learn about this innovation in paint: https://t…
Oct 4, 2017 2:34 AM
@enbnt Me little: watching the Knicks not be terrible Me now: watching the Knicks be terrible
Oct 4, 2017 12:22 AM
On the plus side we'll probably be able to get ahold of @realDonaldTrump's tax returns soon. https://t.co/pNULIbhP2n
Oct 4, 2017 12:16 AM
RT @ggreeneva: 280 characters doesn’t even approach enough to contain the WTAF’s I’d like to type. https://t.co/WD9RQoFA44
Oct 3, 2017 8:37 PM
I had no idea this was an AirPod feature...wow. https://t.co/6DnBY54Ugb
Oct 3, 2017 8:03 PM
@gln @burritojustice Yes, my math is bad.
Oct 3, 2017 7:58 PM
@gln @burritojustice They seem to have cut 1/4th off of a 10t unit and glued to a 10t unit then painted "14t" on it to represent the total.
Oct 3, 2017 6:54 PM
@lenazun Über, but for laptops and clothes for folks who want to run to/from work.
Oct 3, 2017 6:50 PM
RT @ariehkovler: EXCLUSIVE by me: Jared and Ivanka’s secret email addresses are hosted by the Trump Org https://t.co/8U411Hrjnc
Oct 3, 2017 6:50 PM
RT @ChristineArena: America is a gun https://t.co/ibO11zrr8c
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Oct 3, 2017 3:48 PM
#inktober https://t.co/6ihKLWQNgv
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Oct 3, 2017 3:45 PM
RT @DPJHodges: In retrospect Sandy Hook marked the end of the US gun control debate. Once America decided killing children was bearable, it…
Oct 3, 2017 2:32 PM
RT @RonFutrell: At direction of #POTUS, flag at White House now at half-staff. #PrayersForLasVegas https://t.co/LizpFEAtIY
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Oct 3, 2017 2:12 PM
@DanScavino / @Scavino45, you are *incredibly* bad at your job.
Oct 3, 2017 3:15 AM
@jeffsheehysf and @Scott_Wiener: there are dangerous toddler-sized gaps in the Glen Park @sfmta_muni pedestrian overpass fence. Please fix!…
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Oct 2, 2017 11:03 PM
@java not want
Oct 2, 2017 11:01 PM
RT @lizwiggi: Message to live by! https://t.co/D4WNWyQdI9
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Oct 2, 2017 8:49 PM
@keychung I have pretty clear memories of you playing "Yer So Bad" on an acoustic guitar back in high school.
Oct 2, 2017 7:19 PM
#inktober https://t.co/UD6JfM4qd5
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Oct 2, 2017 4:31 PM
RT @LibyaLiberty: Not only is today NOT "too soon" to discuss gun control, if there was a time machine, it should be used to go back in tim…
Oct 2, 2017 6:10 AM
@sharonw I keep coming back to the amount of space (especially in urban areas) consumed by cars. Imagine the housing or parks one could bui…
Oct 2, 2017 6:01 AM
RT @EirikurH: Shooting in Las Vegas. People fleeing (video from the Mandalay Bay hotel) https://t.co/hs98J5uK6T
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Oct 2, 2017 5:58 AM
RT @Michael_MDII: If you’re at the strip stay away from the south end because there is an active shooter at Mandalay Bay.
Oct 2, 2017 5:58 AM
RT @LVMPD: We're investigating reports of an active shooter near/around Mandalay Bay Casino. Asking everyone to please avoid the area. #LVM…
Oct 2, 2017 5:22 AM
@davelester @zmanji @nytimes Racism and inequity are too easily hidden by complex legislation. I'd rather see Trump for what he his, minute…
Oct 2, 2017 5:21 AM
@davelester @zmanji What's the upside though? Getting a daily digest of Trump's public transgressions from the @nytimes instead of early AM…
Oct 2, 2017 5:12 AM
@davelester @zmanji @Twitter I'd the only channel between @POTUS and the rest of the world are the press conferences of @SarahHuckabee then…
Oct 2, 2017 5:09 AM
@davelester @zmanji @Twitter I've watched the goddamn NFL, hardly a bastion of liberalism, (more or less) unite against his transparently …
Oct 2, 2017 5:07 AM
@davelester @zmanji @Twitter Everyday I see more and more conservative pundits repudiate this fool based on the bullshit he shares every mo…
Oct 2, 2017 5:02 AM
@davelester @zmanji What are the putative upsides for our country or the planet if @twitter was to ban Trump?
Oct 2, 2017 5:00 AM
@davelester @zmanji Look, I hate what this dangerous lunatic is doing to our country, but banning him from Twitter doesn't mute the bully p…
Oct 2, 2017 4:35 AM
@pmorelli @Twitter Or 140 characters and 8 pics. That's like more than 8,000 words.
Oct 2, 2017 4:30 AM
@heyjoshua @ann_leckie Actually I'm subtweeting @chfry, but I'm happy to claim any collateral damage I've inflicted on other tea partisans.…
Oct 2, 2017 4:06 AM
RT @AP: BREAKING: Catalan health services raises number of people injured by police Sunday to 761.
Oct 2, 2017 4:03 AM
@mrp @hashPune I highly recommend getting a McAloo Tiki at @mcdonaldsindia for lunch.
Oct 2, 2017 3:19 AM
RT @prchovanec: i.e., a schtick that involves various ploys, power plays, fanning of insecurities, etc. transparent to anyone who's seen it…
Oct 2, 2017 3:19 AM
RT @prchovanec: Whenever I watch Trump "negotiate" with anyone, I feel like I'm watching someone doing the playbook for selling timeshares.
Oct 2, 2017 3:11 AM
@gln It's a pretty amazing place.
Oct 2, 2017 2:49 AM
@arrdem That's a pretty neat project. https://t.co/577TIGbT64
Oct 2, 2017 2:42 AM
@arrdem https://t.co/tW3fgqMo5A
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Oct 2, 2017 2:35 AM
RT @CGregoryBrown: I took the photo on the left in 1967, the one on the right 50 years later in 2017. "The City" has changed a bit over the…
Oct 2, 2017 2:35 AM
@arrdem If this isn't a Vernor Vinge reference I will be very disappointed.
Oct 2, 2017 2:33 AM
@rort @firepile @heyjoshua 1) because he @-mentioned me I get notifications from the tweets w/o having to sign up 2) I do have notificatio…
Oct 2, 2017 2:04 AM
@firepile @heyjoshua I have the exact same screenshot. https://t.co/Ati2Cw23hp
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Oct 2, 2017 12:31 AM
Another story from the Radch/Presger universe by @ann_leckie. There's a lot less tea in this one, FWIW. https://t.co/WWqJ4eBJfT
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Oct 1, 2017 9:04 PM
If you are at @velocityconf this week be sure to check out @vinucharanya's talk on how @twitter manages infra cost. https://t.co/bQQLiW3fsD
Oct 1, 2017 8:44 PM
RT @the_mcgone: *record scratch* *freeze frame* [Unintelligible Raccoon Voiceover] https://t.co/y0lJOyxQV6
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Oct 1, 2017 5:49 PM
RT @seldo: Having previously discovered checks and balances, separation of powers and the constitution, join us as the Trump admin learns a…
Oct 1, 2017 4:14 PM
Between #Inktober and Halloween Names, October is the "ghoul-est" month. https://t.co/8y44Jfihlb
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Oct 1, 2017 3:28 PM
#NewProfilePic https://t.co/zfuMEv5r4N
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Oct 1, 2017 3:18 PM
@heyjoshua Me: Huh. I guess we should have put sunscreen on the three year old before we left the house. Spouse: I told you so.
Oct 1, 2017 3:04 PM
RT @AP: BREAKING: Barcelona mayor: Over 460 injured in Catalonia in dispute with Spanish police over independence vote.
Oct 1, 2017 1:56 PM
RT @TheDweck: "They want everything to be done for them." https://t.co/SsrVvH6l9s
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Oct 1, 2017 5:45 AM
RT @AmarAmarasingam: Drone footage from San Juan, Puerto Rico, after Hurricane Maria. A "ghost town covered in sewage water". https://t.co/…
Oct 1, 2017 12:02 AM
RT @jacobsoboroff: Just got this pic from friend aboard the Air France CDG to LAX flight that suffered engine failure & landed safely in Ca…