September 2019 (350 tweets)

• Sep 30, 2019 11:07 PM@egd Put a D3.js page on the server.
• Sep 30, 2019 7:40 PMRT @hunterscott: One of the more mesmerizing things I've built. https://t.co/5JiDzbbj3y 🎥
• Sep 30, 2019 7:21 PM@gasca @Twitter Ugh. Had a three-Tweet reply go off the rails because the OP replied to my 1/3 Tweet before seeing Tweets 2/3 & 3/3.
• Sep 30, 2019 6:28 PMRT @imaliwaller: “Where were you at this moment in history? What did you do to make a difference?” “I tweeted at Mitch McConnell to eat s…
• Sep 30, 2019 6:26 PMRT @sfmta_muni: [Elevator Alert] - Montgomery Station BART Street Elevator (52) - Out of Service https://t.co/ED16o4Z5x0
• Sep 30, 2019 4:13 PMMondays, amirite? https://t.co/cyNbfG5XgT 📷
• Sep 30, 2019 3:58 PM@miguelrios Oh no! Best of luck in whatever comes next. Hope you keep Tweeting though!
• Sep 30, 2019 3:56 PMLost one the baby’s shoes on the way to drop off the 5yo. Found it on the curb at 16th & Valencia on the way back to BART. https://t.co/TDW… 📷
• Sep 30, 2019 3:55 PMRT @DanJackson415: Um... just passed this on the bay bridge https://t.co/aUc2SZFxjB 📷
• Sep 30, 2019 3:17 PMRT @kanakhey: If yahoo! hasn’t given up then why should I??
• Sep 30, 2019 3:12 PMReally awesome catching up with this guy this AM! https://t.co/1gLtjeDjxH 📷
• Sep 30, 2019 5:38 AM@djpardis @chrisarvinsf https://t.co/yZFENUpegt 🎥
• Sep 30, 2019 5:29 AM@jonnysun and to fave more than you retweet!!!!
• Sep 30, 2019 5:28 AMRT @jonnysun: the secret to twitter is to retweet more than you tweet!!!!
• Sep 30, 2019 3:31 AM@christhalinger @Nickelback https://t.co/qdbNoO5dXj 🎥
• Sep 30, 2019 3:29 AMRT @mnnakamura: please work with me, i'm begging you https://t.co/J1MMzTkOQU
• Sep 30, 2019 3:28 AMRT @scala_lang: The Scala Center at EPFL is looking for software engineers to work on open-source software beneficial to Scala developers.…
• Sep 30, 2019 3:23 AMRT @KenJennings: My son is memorizing a poem for school and I said it was "much-anthologized" and he said "your mom is much-anthologized."…
• Sep 30, 2019 2:54 AMRT @AstroKatie: Any president who would prefer civil war to being removed from office does not love their country and is certainly not serv…
• Sep 30, 2019 2:50 AM@MakarandParigi @TwitterEng Android or iOS?
• Sep 30, 2019 2:50 AMRT @MakarandParigi: Logging out of Twitter in the app makes you lose all your drafts?? 😭🥺😤😤 @TwitterEng who knows what gems of insight I h…
• Sep 30, 2019 2:47 AMRT @neeratanden: Gotta say leaking this to Fox News is a baller move. https://t.co/UhU3KlwGug
• Sep 30, 2019 2:37 AMRT @donttrythis: Attn Bay Area tweeps. My Toyota Landcruiser got broken into last night. Most of what I lost was only stuff. All replaceabl…
• Sep 29, 2019 11:38 PMRT @prchovanec: 37. Bauhaus also had a huge impact on design of furniture and other everyday products. If you think these Bauhaus designs l…
• Sep 29, 2019 5:20 PMRT @SFWater: Hei water enthusiasts! Fun fact: Like San Francisco, 🇫🇮 Finland's tap water is regarded as one of the highest quality drinking…
• Sep 29, 2019 5:00 PMRT @Kyle_MacLachlan: Today is the only day you can RT this. #NationalCoffeeDay https://t.co/SgT9rI6OWt 🎥
• Sep 29, 2019 4:15 PMDavis. Woah! https://t.co/B6Iz9oTNes
• Sep 29, 2019 4:36 AM@KAGSouth4Trump @DanScavino @donnabrazile Also I’m not sure I understand your use of a hyphen between "Meme" and "s".
• Sep 29, 2019 4:34 AM@KAGSouth4Trump @DanScavino @donnabrazile Wait, what point?
• Sep 29, 2019 4:31 AM@KAGSouth4Trump @DanScavino @donnabrazile https://t.co/lDu058WdH6 🎥
• Sep 29, 2019 4:21 AM🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎵🎶 Your Flag Emoji Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore 🎶🎵 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
• Sep 29, 2019 4:18 AM@KAGSouth4Trump @DanScavino @donnabrazile If you say so. Who am I to argue with a definitely-not-in-any-way-fake-account like you?
• Sep 29, 2019 4:13 AM@DJE203 @DanScavino @donnabrazile https://t.co/FJN7BEfYKp 🎥
• Sep 29, 2019 4:09 AM@DanScavino @donnabrazile Seems legit. Keep up the good work you un-American hacks.
• Sep 29, 2019 3:51 AM@amyf @LeslieBerlinSV IMO its a must-read for eng/tech managers. I had the highlighter and Post-Its™ out for this one.
• Sep 29, 2019 3:48 AM@amyf And it’s by @LeslieBerlinSV who’s work combines well-sourced research, first-hand interviews, and great writing.
• Sep 29, 2019 3:45 AM@amyf Focuses on the narratives of: Mike Markkula Bob Taylor Sandra Kurtzig Bob Swanson Al Alcorn Fawn Alvarez Niels Reimers
• Sep 29, 2019 3:42 AM@amyf Profiles of hidden influencers who played critical roles in the emergence of the valley.
• Sep 29, 2019 3:00 AMWhat a great book. https://t.co/SolfwzjRdF 📷
• Sep 29, 2019 2:55 AM@Scavino45, dude, chill on on the @RNCResearch RTS.
• Sep 29, 2019 12:56 AM@egd @The_Freight @hotclubcowtown I used to have a bootleg of a @hotclubcowtown song I taped off of Prairie Home Companion a decade or so a…
• Sep 28, 2019 9:12 PM@Hummmmmbaby @jayholler @lilaholler Try it the other way ‘round sometime. https://t.co/Qt9pa1LlPw
• Sep 28, 2019 1:28 PMRT @jamison_dance: microservices vs monoliths is the "would you rather fight 50 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck" of software deve…
• Sep 28, 2019 3:56 AMRT @joshu: populous -> untitled zeus game big game hunting -> untitled moose game leisure suit larry -> untitled seduce game transport tyco…
• Sep 28, 2019 3:45 AM@slyphon The @WhiteHouse’s "Director of Social Media" is @realDonaldTrump’s former caddy so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Sep 28, 2019 1:54 AMRT @pahlkadot: I can't be the only person obsessed with the fact that the acting Director of National Security is using a Garmin to get aro…
• Sep 28, 2019 1:48 AMRT @miccaeli: https://t.co/EwcU0QW2Rq 📷
• Sep 28, 2019 1:22 AMI ♡ BART. https://t.co/ABgfiT6sCE 📷
• Sep 28, 2019 12:19 AMRT @igb: BART is pretty fucked RN.
• Sep 27, 2019 11:47 PMRT @KnowYourTeamHQ: "Keep your listening ears on." 👂🏻 @pgarg, VP Platform Engineering at @stitchfix, says every time you talk to someone i…
• Sep 27, 2019 11:09 PM@egd 🤔
• Sep 27, 2019 5:40 PM@bruno1970 @thomaswue @flaviowbrasil @christhalinger @Uber @lyft @Twitter @kickstarter We tried that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Sep 27, 2019 5:22 PM@thomaswue @flaviowbrasil @bruno1970 @christhalinger @Uber @lyft @Twitter @kickstarter ...instead of poking us with a stick and trying to c…
• Sep 27, 2019 5:21 PM@thomaswue @flaviowbrasil @bruno1970 @christhalinger @Uber @lyft @Twitter @kickstarter I’d expect you’d be using us as a reference or an ex…
• Sep 27, 2019 5:20 PM@thomaswue @flaviowbrasil @bruno1970 @christhalinger @Uber @lyft @Twitter @kickstarter Seriously tho I’m not sure what the purpose of this …
• Sep 27, 2019 5:15 PM@thomaswue @flaviowbrasil @bruno1970 @christhalinger @Uber @lyft @Twitter Have you looked into setting up a @kickstarter? Then we could use…
• Sep 27, 2019 4:36 PM@TrumpIsGOP @carmazon @guypbenson Nah, just personally curious what kind of citizen sees the news about the Ukraine call/probable impeachme…
• Sep 27, 2019 1:19 PMThis Tweet is so fucking dumb it is all the reason our country should need to impeach this guy. https://t.co/SxwnlidUq5
• Sep 27, 2019 6:07 AMRT @ndrew_lawrence: sorry to get all partisan but i dont think government whistleblowers should be murdered by the government
• Sep 27, 2019 5:52 AMRT @joncoopertweets: FUN FACT: No innocent person has ever threatened the life of a whistleblower.
• Sep 27, 2019 5:20 AMRT @SFist: After almost 15 years on Valencia Street, Dosa is shutting its doors, with the restaurant owners citing a litany of difficulties…
• Sep 27, 2019 5:18 AMRT @balajis: Twitter is like LinkedIn that works. https://t.co/hLM69wOFDX
• Sep 27, 2019 5:06 AMRT @toomasr: #twitter has a VM team! @christhalinger on stage at #geekoutee #twittervmteam https://t.co/NOt2Dgx3fi
• Sep 27, 2019 4:30 AM@j_grand But I think that’s a problem for most public elevators in large metropolitan transit systems.
• Sep 27, 2019 4:29 AM@j_grand BART is actually pretty decent. It’s the elevators (our youngest is still in a stroller) that are occasionally worse than a toilet.
• Sep 27, 2019 3:50 AM@ritaparada Steve Reich’s "Music for 18 Musicians" https://t.co/Jw9x9TT7rm
• Sep 27, 2019 3:38 AM@TrumpIsGOP @guypbenson Look, buddy, we all need to make a living, but surely you can find something better than being a MAGAbot sandwich-b…
• Sep 27, 2019 3:24 AMRT @manishm345: One of India’s largest state and home to Bandhavgarh National Park known for the big cats gets it own Tiger emoji #MPTouris…
• Sep 27, 2019 3:19 AM@guypbenson Fox should report the donors’s names too.
• Sep 27, 2019 3:08 AM@kdwalker @LK @wellskatie https://t.co/kbaxd8TnRW 🎥
• Sep 27, 2019 2:55 AM@kayvz The middle seat gets both armrests. No one *chooses* the middle seat. Anyone who disagrees with this Tweet is a monster.
• Sep 27, 2019 2:44 AMRT @michikokakutani: Giuliani in his 2002 book "Leadership": "I have a visceral reaction to bullies. I can't tolerate it when a predator ta…
• Sep 27, 2019 2:33 AMRT @JustCallMeSio: *CoughTwitterIsHiringCough*
• Sep 27, 2019 2:30 AM@krismerrill @jenniferfraser @SFBART @RadhikaBrown https://t.co/wqqOtzdLju 🎥
• Sep 27, 2019 2:29 AM@jenniferfraser @krismerrill @SFBART @RadhikaBrown https://t.co/pPpZoJ2QcQ 📷
• Sep 27, 2019 2:20 AM@jenniferfraser @krismerrill @SFBART @RadhikaBrown Why do we need to pluck the baby out before it collapses into a backpack?
• Sep 27, 2019 2:14 AM@ptraughber @jack @michaelmontano @KarlRobillard1 https://t.co/fITmCrFe8S 🎥
• Sep 27, 2019 1:56 AMHey @jack, @michaelmontano, @KarlRobillard1, @ptraughber this is a really great idea. https://t.co/0RiJaf50fP
• Sep 27, 2019 12:38 AMBART is pretty fucked RN.
• Sep 26, 2019 11:50 PMRT @dagskeenan: Please help me raise money for the Down Syndrome Connection of the Bay Area. We have only a couple weeks left before the s…
• Sep 26, 2019 11:13 PMRT @latimes: Listen here: “I want to know who’s the person, who’s the person who gave the whistleblower the information? Because that’s clo…
• Sep 26, 2019 11:06 PM@eladgil 6. Good at Tweeting.
• Sep 26, 2019 11:05 PMRT @SFBARTalert: Trains are holding out of Daly City station due to a small grass fire near the station.
• Sep 26, 2019 6:34 PMPlease be @Scavino45, please be @Scavino45, please be @Scavino45, please be @Scavino45, please be @Scavino45, please be @Scavino45, please …
• Sep 26, 2019 4:49 PM@0xcdc Something something geoduck joke.
• Sep 26, 2019 4:33 PMN+1-factor authentication, where N is the number of charged devices within your immediate vicinity.
• Sep 26, 2019 3:48 PMBART needs a strollers-only car. https://t.co/BNwr9H99S4 📷
• Sep 26, 2019 1:54 PMRT @SFBART: 𝖂𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖍𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗 𝖍𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚 𝖜𝖗𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙? https://t.co/lK7JtdIPLx
• Sep 26, 2019 1:32 PM@jayholler @realDonaldTrump Seriously! That saves us so much time, respected
• Sep 26, 2019 1:27 PM@realDonaldTrump Well OK then, I guess that settles it.
• Sep 26, 2019 3:44 AMRT @jeffvandermeer: Wow. Nice one, Dan Simmons. What a jerk. https://t.co/6VKCFPvU6a 📷
• Sep 25, 2019 6:49 PM@thomaswue @flaviowbrasil @christhalinger @Uber @lyft @Twitter I certainly hope to see more folks out there using Graal (JIT or other Graal…
• Sep 25, 2019 6:48 PM@thomaswue @flaviowbrasil @christhalinger @Uber @lyft @Twitter We agree on that point. Reducing CPU cycles is one of the reasons why Twitte…
• Sep 25, 2019 6:33 PM@thomaswue @flaviowbrasil @christhalinger @Uber @lyft @Twitter Is this what salespeople call "the hard sell"?
• Sep 25, 2019 6:09 PMRT @flaviowbrasil: @thomaswue @christhalinger @Uber @lyft @Twitter Well, if that's a challenge, I'm game! 😁
• Sep 25, 2019 2:37 PMHey look! Twitter’s autovectorization work made the front page of Hacker News! Nice job @nvgrw, @elucentdev, @christhalinger, & @umatweep! … 📷
• Sep 25, 2019 4:15 AMRT @Passionweiss: RIP Robert Hunter, Grateful Dead lyricist and Dylan collaborator who wrote outlaw sacraments out of the bleached bones of…
• Sep 25, 2019 4:11 AMNo nightmares for the 5yo tonight. Nope. Not after a fun pre-bedtime activity like painting. No siree, no nightmares at all. https://t.co/C… 📷
• Sep 25, 2019 3:52 AMCurrent pre-bedtime art collabo in the garage. https://t.co/xX8knoFx15 📷
• Sep 25, 2019 2:50 AM@DanScavino Altered content like this is why no one believes anything you guys say, Dan. You have destroyed the credibility of the @WhiteHo…
• Sep 25, 2019 2:24 AMRT @ftrain: Two CMSes, both alike in dignity In fair Manhattan, where we lay our scene
• Sep 25, 2019 2:05 AM@DanScavino @FDRLST Who’s gonna be on your legal team, Dan?
• Sep 25, 2019 12:37 AMRT @FitzTheReporter: real question: Why do you imagine folks think Muni's ridership is so low? It's an important Q...oversight, funding…
• Sep 24, 2019 9:02 PMRT @matthewstoller: Adam Neumann's existence almost makes me feel bad for Elizabeth Holmes. Holmes had to run a genuine fake science fraud…
• Sep 24, 2019 8:49 PMRT @washingtonpost: Breaking: House Speaker Pelosi to announce formal impeachment inquiry of Trump after resisting for months https://t.co/…
• Sep 24, 2019 8:26 PMRT @OhNoSheTwitnt: 🎶 All we are saying is give impeach a chance 🎶
• Sep 24, 2019 8:17 PMRT @NewYorker: A portrait of Greta Thunberg. https://t.co/fmEL8p0vVo 📷
• Sep 24, 2019 5:21 AM@JeremySF @argyris @owenbrainard @AYSO_Soccer @PositiveCoachUS I’m just getting started, but I’m pretty stoked so far. https://t.co/P8q0lwO…
• Sep 24, 2019 5:16 AM@JeremySF @argyris @owenbrainard @AYSO_Soccer @PositiveCoachUS I recognize @tinaPCA, but who’s the guy in the middle?
• Sep 24, 2019 5:01 AMRT @brianschatz: I mean how do they defend this? Is it gonna just be “aaargh socialism plastic straws campus deep state bleach bit open bor…
• Sep 24, 2019 4:58 AM@DrJorts Jetlag naps are the best naps.
• Sep 24, 2019 4:57 AMRT @HeerJeet: This in itself is a good reason to push for impeachment. It'll create an incentive structure for more White House leaks as th…
• Sep 24, 2019 4:41 AM@JeremySF @argyris @owenbrainard @AYSO_Soccer @PositiveCoachUS Time to go pro! https://t.co/HvIYF1W7G4 🎥
• Sep 24, 2019 4:13 AMRT @AOC: This President needs to be impeached.
• Sep 24, 2019 4:02 AMRT @chrislhayes: I mean this is just so utterly damning down to every last detail https://t.co/HZkXVPvTcn
• Sep 24, 2019 2:31 AM@argyris @JeremySF @owenbrainard @AYSO_Soccer @PositiveCoachUS @tylermfields I’d recommend investing in enough pinnies for half the team. S…
• Sep 24, 2019 2:26 AM@argyris @JeremySF @owenbrainard @AYSO_Soccer @PositiveCoachUS Stickers at the end of practice is my goto move. I learned it from @tylermfi…
• Sep 24, 2019 2:23 AM@argyris @JeremySF @owenbrainard @AYSO_Soccer @PositiveCoachUS @PositiveCoachUS is really great! also, lets share notes/practices...we’re…
• Sep 23, 2019 5:54 PMEvery #HackWeek starts out the same way: "AuthorizationError: Could not talk to SSH agent: Unable to find any signable SSH keys."
• Sep 23, 2019 5:00 PMThe best feature of the new Twitter commons is the live DJ. Is this gonna be a permanent feature? https://t.co/oYrQYUuGGS 🎥
• Sep 23, 2019 4:52 PMRT @mrvndn: I felt that https://t.co/0uuYf94COb 🎥
• Sep 23, 2019 3:48 PM@srw @doodie @pgarg (with the [hopefully] non-sick kid)
• Sep 23, 2019 3:46 PM@srw @doodie Hah! @pgarg was already home sick as well, so got back on BART, dropped of the sick kid and I’m re-BARTing now.
• Sep 23, 2019 3:27 PMThe nice thing about commuting via BART is that when your kid pukes on the 16th & Mission platform nobody cares. 🤮 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Sep 23, 2019 4:42 AM@msuster As a small-time investor in publicly-traded co.'s I feel that *more* transparency is better. Especially for private co.'s planning…
• Sep 23, 2019 4:30 AM@jmpspn Counterpoint: high-altitude coffee is usually pretty bad.
• Sep 23, 2019 4:26 AMRT @WomenWhoCode: 👩🏾‍💻 We have 150+ coding resources to keep you learning 👉🏿 https://t.co/6upTu9wWWH #programmer #developer #learntocode h…
• Sep 23, 2019 4:25 AM@baroquebobcat 😬 Get better soon!
• Sep 23, 2019 3:55 AM@Zeke_Cao @jayholler Let’s find out. #hackweek
• Sep 23, 2019 3:40 AM@isaach Diebenkorn, but drones.
• Sep 23, 2019 2:32 AMRT @WhitneyDeWall: Do yourself a favor and cry your way through this article like I just did. Wow. @SarahSpain! https://t.co/k5YjeNZaeW
• Sep 22, 2019 8:27 PMUntil you have a 5yo kid you don’t truly understand the meaning of the phrase "Bored to tears."
• Sep 22, 2019 7:54 PMRT @Hoganmag: Not sure this glamorizes the Pepsi-consuming lifestyle. https://t.co/ZWYrW1UZ4I 📷
• Sep 22, 2019 7:52 PMTIL: https://t.co/EKSl5zK5CW (via @Alex_Danco via @sriramk)
• Sep 22, 2019 7:38 PM@trichris Biking across?
• Sep 22, 2019 7:15 PM@Tim535353 @marciadorsey Southern Illinois?
• Sep 22, 2019 7:09 PM@jayholler @jack @biz @TwitterForGood @KarlRobillard1 Jay, let’s iterate on it during #hackweek.
• Sep 22, 2019 7:08 PM@jayholler I’m all for it. /cc: @jack, @biz, @TwitterForGood, @KarlRobillard1
• Sep 22, 2019 2:19 PMPreemptively beating the heat with a quick, foggy splash in the ocean this AM. https://t.co/50t2lB9gCF 📷
• Sep 22, 2019 3:34 AMRT @dekker: Kaepernick should have a job based on the fact alone that he got a Harbaugh coached team to win big games.
• Sep 21, 2019 8:42 PMRT @jeffrizzo: Did you know it's been 18 days since any sunspots have been observed on the 🌞? In 2019 so far, 71% of days have had no sunsp…
• Sep 21, 2019 8:30 PM@TheSherylKlein @PhilzCoffee We were just there! https://t.co/P8q0lwOppm
• Sep 21, 2019 3:36 PM@christhalinger @arocknerd @vipaca @hipsterelectron @flaviowbrasil @nvgrw @elucentdev Yeah, but the article is focusing on the native image…
• Sep 21, 2019 2:57 PM@arocknerd @vipaca @hipsterelectron @christhalinger I took "GraalVM" to mean native images vs. the Graal JIT work by @christhalinger, @flav…
• Sep 21, 2019 3:56 AMRT @JuddLegum: "Ask not what your country can do for you – ask what Ukraine can do for your reelection" 🇺🇸
• Sep 21, 2019 3:11 AM@nvgrw It was awesome working with you Nik! Looking forward to you putting an end to all that #Brexit nonsense when you get back home. http… 🎥
• Sep 21, 2019 2:51 AMRT @EFF: Our Engineering & Design team is hiring! Come join us as a Web Developer and work on a variety of web applications and technical p…
• Sep 21, 2019 2:25 AMRT @jimgris: Chris @christhalinger getting his Duke's Choice Award. #java #CodeOne https://t.co/lmfAt0Vjgu
• Sep 21, 2019 12:09 AMIs it just me or is @SFBART having a harder time than usual getting doors to align/open when arriving at stations this afternoon?
• Sep 20, 2019 2:16 PM"GraalVM is used by organizations such as Twitter." A vague and passing reference to the work of @hipsterelectron. #graal https://t.co/Cw…
• Sep 20, 2019 6:05 AM@tamiamnon https://t.co/ILOZqEH7rN 🎥
• Sep 20, 2019 5:33 AM@LubeyLew @iresimpsonsfans Objectivistly, though, this is the best Simpsons sign: https://t.co/r0GMwVfwak 📷
• Sep 20, 2019 5:01 AMRT @WhitneyCummings: If you e-mail me for an answer and I don’t respond that’s my answer
• Sep 20, 2019 4:59 AMRT @david_j_roth: Only the elderly maestros running the Democratic party are savvy enough not to be baited into action by Donald Trump's cl…
• Sep 20, 2019 4:52 AMRT @ReaderMeter: #BringBirdsBack: these numbers suck, but looking at the positive side. There has never been in human history such a massi…
• Sep 20, 2019 4:49 AM@tamiamnon What’s a "certificat"?
• Sep 20, 2019 4:38 AM@tamiamnon *checks my LinkedIn profile* OK: "Hey Tami, can you rephrase that Tweet in the form of a comprehensible sentence?"
• Sep 20, 2019 4:07 AM@tamiamnon Hey Tami, can you rephrase that Tweet in the form of a comprehensible sentence?
• Sep 20, 2019 4:01 AMMy #hackweek project is gonna be to restrict all Tweets on 10/31 to 138 characters or less. https://t.co/I799lO13rO 🎥
• Sep 20, 2019 3:34 AMRT @ktkonyc: @costareports Mike Pence is the Spiro Agnew of Michael Cohen’s.
• Sep 20, 2019 2:55 AMRT @HoussamElokda: Urbanist tweeps: give me examples of urban planning policies that are really solutions to problems created by bad polici…
• Sep 20, 2019 2:52 AMRT @jef_poskanzer: Whitney webcam gradients mosaic https://t.co/cC3YYGygoi 📷
• Sep 20, 2019 2:51 AMPaging @ianisqatsibot: https://t.co/dM7fRAx3QJ
• Sep 20, 2019 2:48 AMRT @RonWyden: When you definitely have nothing to hide from authorities https://t.co/rKQIbHZ0Dn
• Sep 20, 2019 2:39 AM@roessler @back40feet @TheRealWBTC @burritojustice Glen Park checking in. https://t.co/rfdhEWr7eW 📷
• Sep 20, 2019 2:27 AMRT @Benioff: Incredibly excited for Salesforce to invest in & partner with Wordpress & the incredible @photomatt. We are deeply committed t…
• Sep 20, 2019 12:54 AMRT @tdierks: Muppet Koyaanisqatsi https://t.co/bpu9gQtUAR
• Sep 19, 2019 10:22 PMRT @snbatman: "Racism isn’t an artistic risk, it’s just an expression of cultural ignorance and professional laziness." Kareem with the mon…
• Sep 19, 2019 9:44 PMRT @saikofish: bonus: https://t.co/kojtXcKfA4 📷
• Sep 19, 2019 9:39 PMTwitter is for the birds. 🙁 https://t.co/UgV8JZS9Mv
• Sep 19, 2019 9:29 PMRT @jennydeluxe: my absolute favorite reviews of art almost always comes (unprompted) from the security guards who spend the most time with…
• Sep 19, 2019 7:04 PM@jhamlett @saladdazed It’s real, it’s spectacular. https://t.co/DEP2ITr3o6
• Sep 19, 2019 4:05 PM@realDonaldTrump Dude. You say inappropriate things on Twitter *all the time*. That’s about as "heavily populated" as it gets.
• Sep 19, 2019 2:29 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: A disgruntled engineer bares an ankle encased in a sock that has the words "THIS MEETING IS BULLSHIT" on it.
• Sep 19, 2019 2:26 PM@jonnysun @niharikajain_az @Lin_Manuel @ianisqatsibot If the alt-text of an image was as visible as the image itself, many folks would put …
• Sep 19, 2019 2:23 PM@jonnysun @niharikajain_az @Lin_Manuel Same! I even created a bot that "re-tweets" my alt-texts (if they are <= 140 chars) in order to help…
• Sep 19, 2019 2:24 AMRT @tombrennerphoto: Money is seen in the back pocket of @realDonaldTrump as he boards Air Force One in Mountain View, California. https://…
• Sep 19, 2019 2:15 AMRT @hipsterelectron: also , after hearing the lack of autovectorization mentioned in the cgo conference in *february* as a huge reason for…
• Sep 19, 2019 2:15 AMRT @hipsterelectron: @terns DO REAL WORK THAT MUTATES THE STATE OF THE ART!!! https://t.co/ninSdqG21S
• Sep 19, 2019 1:59 AMRT @NPRinskeep: “Intelligence Community Inspector General Michael Atkinson determined that the complaint was credible and troubling enough…
• Sep 18, 2019 9:34 PM@arrdem Descents into madness drive lots of engagement.
• Sep 18, 2019 9:25 PM@arrdem What happened to the spoons, Reid? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SPOONS?!
• Sep 18, 2019 6:19 PMOH: "serpent leadership" /cc: @robmalchow
• Sep 18, 2019 6:03 PM#TwitterVMTeam intern @nvgrw gives an overview of his work on adding autovectorization to the #Graal JIT compiler. https://t.co/1GFK6C4qTo 📷
• Sep 18, 2019 4:08 PM@realDonaldTrump Petulance over principles. Amazing to see putative Republicans rolling back state autonomy just to fuck over the planet.
• Sep 18, 2019 3:48 PMI *literally* slipped on a banana peel this AM. (nervously glances at the sky for signs of falling anvils) https://t.co/RDHzclZYBo 📷
• Sep 18, 2019 2:29 PMRT @cra: "Red Hat urges the FSF board to seize the opportunity during its current leadership succession by appointing a president and membe…
• Sep 18, 2019 4:08 AM"Companies rarely strike good deals with their backs to a wall." https://t.co/lCwMEJNK4G
• Sep 18, 2019 3:34 AM@gasca @Twitter It’s also a pain to figure out chunk boundaries. I often rely on an external editor to compose N > 1 Tweet replies.
• Sep 18, 2019 3:32 AM@gasca @Twitter Yeh, I often abort a reply because I worry the OP will reply to the first part of my reply if I have to break it into N twe…
• Sep 18, 2019 3:28 AM@gasca @Twitter 2) allow me to reply with a thread and not just one tweet at a time
• Sep 18, 2019 3:27 AM@gasca @Twitter 1) show me the *entire* tweet (images, full 280 chars, etc.) of the parent Tweet when replying
• Sep 18, 2019 3:00 AM@SFBART @wholemilklatte TIL!
• Sep 18, 2019 2:54 AMRT @alielepp: I will elaborate: Ice is IGNEOUS - when it solidifies from a MELT (i.e., water) Ice is SEDIMENTARY - when it forms from com…
• Sep 18, 2019 2:47 AMRT @Toure: Dems don’t need to choose a nominee who Trump voters would like. If they do, they deserve to lose.
• Sep 18, 2019 2:38 AM@wholemilklatte @SFBART This was an old one. I’m guessing some slow protocol for a track hazard?
• Sep 18, 2019 2:34 AMRT @Cary_Elwes: There’s a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to damage this one. https://t.co/5N8Q3P2e5G
• Sep 18, 2019 12:50 AMCurrent toddler-commute status. https://t.co/Vv8az2iX8Q 📷
• Sep 18, 2019 12:29 AM@SFBART what the heck is wrong with our train? Stop and start and hella slow. 2548y
• Sep 17, 2019 5:26 PMRT @asulkina: Are you an awesome Engineering Manager interested in leading Twitter Core Services in San Francisco, Boulder, and New York? D…
• Sep 17, 2019 4:06 PM@thenayudu @msilver @dschonbe @heyjoshua This is Fave News.
• Sep 17, 2019 3:25 PMRT @ramya_krishnan: RIP : Listen to: Cokie Roberts, Pioneering Journalist Who Helped Shape NPR, Dies at 75 - https://t.co/I0gqQLzh6A
• Sep 17, 2019 3:25 PM@marabou The source code isn’t really the problem. I mean, it is, but you know what I mean.
• Sep 17, 2019 2:39 PM@micheal @Todd_Segal @morfca SvcBrdSvcBrd
• Sep 17, 2019 2:39 PM@heyjoshua @dschonbe @thenayudu https://t.co/lcUjHP5GDk 🎥
• Sep 17, 2019 2:37 PM@dschonbe @thenayudu We should have an "uh..." button too. Seems like the perfect counterpart to "like!".
• Sep 17, 2019 7:39 AM> rebar clean compile https://t.co/t4g6dil5dM 🎥
• Sep 17, 2019 7:37 AMI'm sure they test everything with XCode, but for random open-source projects that used to work a few MacOS versions ago... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Sep 17, 2019 7:37 AMApple really breaks a lot of shit with their nonstop Clang/LLVM updates.
• Sep 17, 2019 7:28 AM@micheal @Todd_Segal @morfca ControlBird™ TowerBird®
• Sep 17, 2019 4:58 AMRT @misskaul: Wondering why we don’t build in wheelchair accessibility into all our spaces - baked into the original design - so more consc…
• Sep 17, 2019 4:58 AM@misskaul Being a parent of an infant on public transit really opens your eyes to the current state of #a11y.
• Sep 17, 2019 4:54 AM@johnroderick Message received. We are proceeding according to plan. Over. https://t.co/VsrLrRRlRf 🎥
• Sep 17, 2019 4:53 AMControl Tower™ is some pretty cool software from @Todd_Segal, @morfca, and the Twitter Traffic team. https://t.co/GhJf61HUAf
• Sep 17, 2019 4:50 AM@Okpala_IU @TwitterEng @darkkdiggler ☝🏻
• Sep 17, 2019 4:48 AM@biz Careful @biz, my personal brand is quite powerful. Proceed with caution as it’s a firehose of highly engaging content. https://t.co/uJ… 🎥
• Sep 17, 2019 1:37 AMRT @nicktornow: Great writeup by @Todd_Segal and @morfca on Twitter's use of real user metrics to driver higher performance and more reliab…
• Sep 16, 2019 11:54 PMCongrats @christhalinger! #TwitterVMTeam https://t.co/RZzWZWSeV9
• Sep 16, 2019 11:38 PMRT @wolflook: Congratulations to @christhalinger Duke’s choice award 2019 winner @graalvm @Twitter @OracleCodeOne https://t.co/6tGJda2cV0
• Sep 16, 2019 7:22 PMThe "private-by-default" behavior in @googledocs is a bug, not a feature. https://t.co/GJjxJGV9GL 📷
• Sep 16, 2019 4:34 PM@hc5duke @SFBART Hot dog! That’s a good one. https://t.co/k2ol2Nt35h 🎥
• Sep 16, 2019 3:37 PMTime for the Monday-morning hustle, people. Let’s get that BART-elevator bread! https://t.co/w9Zp0Fq7XJ 📷
• Sep 16, 2019 1:52 PMI ♡ 🌧
• Sep 15, 2019 11:01 PMRT @salesforce: RT if you’re thinking about Monday
• Sep 15, 2019 7:43 PMIf you are gonna take a 5yo to a #SFGiants baseball game, #StarWarsDay is a pretty good day to do it. https://t.co/iDsjwsBPVP 📷
• Sep 15, 2019 2:54 PM@metadaddy Wow!
• Sep 15, 2019 3:47 AM@rashmi_ur Wetsuits are usually a good idea! :-)
• Sep 15, 2019 3:41 AM@rashmi_ur Yup!
• Sep 14, 2019 6:07 PM@DanScavino https://t.co/BJWPeh0kMy 🎥
• Sep 14, 2019 4:57 PM@christhalinger @ameliaeiras @jcp_org @cadillacsf https://t.co/b6eg7B9CFO 🎥
• Sep 14, 2019 2:56 PM@NWSBayArea https://t.co/EcPlLJT8rC 🎥
• Sep 14, 2019 2:45 PMSurfing under a full moon this AM. https://t.co/DINyedaOw0 📷
• Sep 14, 2019 1:04 AMThe elevator, dear reader, was in service. An "out-of-order" sign on BART infrastructure is a good indicator that it’s working fine. https:… 📷
• Sep 13, 2019 10:44 PMRT @TonyPrintezis: The @jcp_org EC during the Fall f2f, hosted by @Twitter at @TwitterSF. #Java #JCP https://t.co/DC1681KwGB
• Sep 13, 2019 7:12 PMRT @TonyPrintezis: And things just got more interesting: @flaviowbrasil is now showing Scala code to the @jcp_org EC. I believe that's a fi…
• Sep 13, 2019 6:46 PMRT @TonyPrintezis: Host presentation during the @jcp_org EC f2f is being given by @flaviowbrasil from the #TwitterVMTeam on his work on Gra…
• Sep 13, 2019 4:19 PMGo to war with the army you have. Don’t go to war with the army you have.
• Sep 13, 2019 4:35 AM@krishnansriram @marsanfra @herval Zante's in Bernal is (was?) pretty great.
• Sep 13, 2019 4:34 AMRT @SFBART: We are in service recovery. We want to express our apologies for this service disruption. Our thoughts are with the impacted.…
• Sep 13, 2019 3:56 AMRT @MLNow: 24th and Mission BART station remains closed due to a fatality on the tracks. https://t.co/ZAhf8ISFas
• Sep 13, 2019 3:46 AMIs...is this legal? https://t.co/kYKWdVciU9 📷
• Sep 13, 2019 3:35 AM@RyanKost @peterhartlaub @OneCharlieGray @The_Fool_Monty Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to retweet it. https://t.co/03X…
• Sep 13, 2019 2:15 AM@headius @RadhikaBrown @java @Oracle Me too, Charles. Me too.
• Sep 13, 2019 1:12 AMSo this piece of multithreaded softwear showed up in the mail today. Thanks #JVMLS!!! https://t.co/MO65e5SRxh 📷
• Sep 13, 2019 12:07 AMMore like "SF woe" amirite? https://t.co/cEVw7k8aMn 📷
• Sep 12, 2019 9:22 PM@laebshade I understand. I really do.
• Sep 12, 2019 9:06 PM@laebshade Remember, the #TwitterVMTeam is here to help. https://t.co/IYh5HbF5Y2 🎥
• Sep 12, 2019 4:42 PM@bigchimpn 🎃🤘🏻💀 https://t.co/tguQ3tDwfm 🎥
• Sep 12, 2019 6:28 AMThat was a pretty good show. https://t.co/3jRvtzFHk6 🎥
• Sep 12, 2019 6:01 AM🎵 I want your skull, 🎵 🎵 I *need* your skull. 🎵
• Sep 12, 2019 5:01 AMEvil...live! https://t.co/uYxuG16YIr 📷
• Sep 12, 2019 1:32 AMBART will break your heart every time.
• Sep 11, 2019 9:30 PMRT @Todd_Spence: Someone combined John Bolton with Michael Bolton and I can’t unsee it https://t.co/LZLNRe4hqC 📷
• Sep 11, 2019 8:57 PM#RIPDanielJohnston https://t.co/Cp4noKKcYh
• Sep 11, 2019 8:53 PM#RIPDanielJohnston :-( https://t.co/cWOt6bRdFK
• Sep 11, 2019 5:34 PM@marabou 😂 Where are you at these days?
• Sep 11, 2019 3:26 AMRT @michaelbatnick: The Patriots have signed John Bolton to a 1-year, $4 million deal
• Sep 11, 2019 3:22 AM@stevesi @philipbergen You had me at the lake of coffee.
• Sep 11, 2019 3:20 AMAny laid-off #Uber folks looking to work on JVM perf, Linux kernel & OS internals, and system/service utilization metering/metrics DM me. h…
• Sep 10, 2019 11:20 PMCurrent #TwitterVMTeam offsite status. https://t.co/tfF6W4TikR 📷
• Sep 10, 2019 3:10 PM@cpgawron @SFBART @RadhikaBrown Not on a BART elevator floor.
• Sep 10, 2019 2:15 PMIt’s just not my week. https://t.co/EOEJtJgLJu 📷
• Sep 10, 2019 1:37 PMRT @bethanymac12: "The part of the banking/investing system that drives outsiders crazy is the suspension of common sense in order to earn…
• Sep 10, 2019 1:28 PMRT @john_overholt: 1. It's been absolutely invaluable for colleagues in librarianship, and scholars who use or could use our collections.…
• Sep 10, 2019 5:24 AMServer-farm-to-Bigtable.
• Sep 10, 2019 5:14 AM@inagfatt Marlowe is pretty awful TBH.
• Sep 10, 2019 4:10 AM@moriasway @Ramin_DK @networkjanitor @sengstrom 🎵Run, live to fly🎵 🎵Fly to live, do or die🎵 🎵Run, live to fly🎵 🎵Fly to live, Aces high!🎵
• Sep 10, 2019 3:39 AMRT @tsimonite: I have taken the money that came from the billionaire and which you were probably thinking is tainted Forgive me his netwo…
• Sep 10, 2019 3:36 AM@sriramk @antoniogm also Flickr’s Stewart Butterfield.
• Sep 10, 2019 3:15 AMRT @dougmillsnyt: .@realDonaldTrump walks from backstage into his campaign rally in Fayetteville, NC. https://t.co/KB9HCJqoFC 📷
• Sep 10, 2019 3:05 AMRT @leslieberland: 👀 https://t.co/KQM2aMbpj9 📷
• Sep 10, 2019 3:04 AM@leslieberland I’m going to take this as implicit approval for my "Tweets. Love. Linux." guerrilla-marketing sidewalk graffiti campaign. ht… 📷
• Sep 10, 2019 12:23 AMI *really* don’t want to pick up this bottle. https://t.co/ti6a1mTUD0 📷
• Sep 9, 2019 8:28 PMRT @PDLComics: a nice day https://t.co/gqV3bg786H 📷
• Sep 9, 2019 3:57 PM@posco I mean "Brandolini’s Law".
• Sep 9, 2019 3:56 PM@posco And the platform is so vulnerable to internet-scale attacks that prove Ziobrando’s Law is nigh inescapable. https://t.co/eWFUREiAwA
• Sep 9, 2019 3:54 PM@posco Yeah, there is (currently) too much friction on the reply-side to encourage meaningful, nuanced conversations.
• Sep 9, 2019 2:33 AM@IvankaTrump @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/Qqs2oERMrw 🎥
• Sep 8, 2019 4:41 PMAnyway, here’s to another 13 years of dad jokes and BART Tweets. (Every Tweet 140 characters or less, of course.)
• Sep 8, 2019 4:41 PM(At least on a version of Twitter that is less susceptible to the exploitation of our attention and biases.)
• Sep 8, 2019 4:41 PM...and I’m hopeful that more and more people start using it. I truly believe the world is a better place with more of us on Twitter.
• Sep 8, 2019 4:41 PMI’m cautiously pessimistic that the good parts of Twitter will continue to outweigh the bad parts of Twitter...
• Sep 8, 2019 4:41 PMAnyway, there’s nothing else on the planet quite like it.
• Sep 8, 2019 4:41 PM...mixed in with an effluvium of propamaga, abuse, and spam.
• Sep 8, 2019 4:41 PMThere’s always a constant buzz of wit, humor, memes, creativity, and art...
• Sep 8, 2019 4:41 PM...and the next day it’s a rage-inducing spigot of terrible news about terrible humans being terrible to other humans.
• Sep 8, 2019 4:41 PMOne day it’s a means of acquiring understanding and empathy for people or groups that I’d be otherwise isolated from or ignorant of...
• Sep 8, 2019 4:41 PMTwitter is a weird, wonderful, terrible, ineffable thing.
• Sep 8, 2019 4:41 PMI’ve been using this thing for a while. #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/Slzn3JOnAT 📷
• Sep 8, 2019 2:13 PMFun, mushy start to the day. https://t.co/4NtgzWo4JM 📷
• Sep 8, 2019 3:23 AMRT @ArlanWasHere: So this is kinda random but I just noticed that the three men who created that 99%-dude Forbes list have not been on Twit…
• Sep 8, 2019 3:10 AMRT @pourmecoffee: Belichick is going to end up with Greenland.
• Sep 7, 2019 10:09 PM@RealMikeWilbon called it! https://t.co/6kplpl4hlR
• Sep 7, 2019 10:07 PM@USAYugeagain "pasting the same thing to several [tines]" Yeah. We seem to get that a lot with "Trump supporters".
• Sep 7, 2019 10:03 PMprop·a·ma·ga /ˌpräpəˈmæ.ɡə/ noun 1. Tweets of a jingoistic nature disseminated by Twitter accounts of dubious provenance
• Sep 7, 2019 9:27 PM@USAYugeagain I didn’t say "meltdown". Yku folks over at the bot-farm might be getting a your Tweets mixed up. #MAGA
• Sep 7, 2019 8:58 PM@realDonaldTrump Jeez buddy, let it go already.
• Sep 7, 2019 2:23 PMSurfed until a *big* fish with a white belly jumped out of the water. It was way outside the lineup, but still... 😬
• Sep 7, 2019 2:23 PMOut a little too early this AM. Choppy and dark, but caught some fun (albeit mushy) ones. 🏄🏼 https://t.co/xP7lDgmngk 📷
• Sep 7, 2019 3:35 AMRT @KQED: 🚦 TOLL ALERT 🚦 Thousands of tourists could soon be forced to make reservations and pay to drive the famous crooked Lombard Stre…
• Sep 7, 2019 3:26 AMRT @ilyssap25: So impressed by @stitchfix and their customer service. They went above and beyond to send Phillip and I this little gift and…
• Sep 7, 2019 12:21 AMRT @CharlesPPierce: We need a Soviet scholar to explain this stuff. https://t.co/9p7qIrkQDl
• Sep 7, 2019 12:17 AMRT @HiveTheory: It’s a tough life participating in our field tests — https://t.co/p76YVrR7mq
• Sep 7, 2019 12:03 AM@satanjeev Have you tried @HatchingOnTV?
• Sep 6, 2019 11:37 PMIn the afterlife you will stand on a crowded BART train as it endlessly repositions itself to align with the platform door markings.
• Sep 6, 2019 4:07 PMCurrent BART status. https://t.co/CFmUbwND6C 🎥
• Sep 6, 2019 4:00 PMRT @benjancewicz: 7 things every child needs to hear: 1. I love you. 2. I am proud of you. 3. I am sorry. 4. I forgive you. 5. I am listen…
• Sep 6, 2019 3:48 PM@kpk You know you can Tweet sitting down too, right?
• Sep 6, 2019 2:35 PM@realDonaldTrump Buddy, I don’t think it’s the *media* that’s fixated on this.
• Sep 6, 2019 2:22 AMRT @kvox: https://t.co/KjbE76hbb7 https://t.co/osqVnH1qnJ 🎥
• Sep 6, 2019 2:16 AM@TonyPrintezis @yvonnesboston @SannaPrintezi Congrats!!! 🎉
• Sep 6, 2019 12:36 AM@ysr1729 Yep! @heyjoshua and other Periscope randos were watching the live stream.
• Sep 5, 2019 11:44 PMhttps://t.co/2gh7FBbyj8
• Sep 5, 2019 1:31 PMIt's nice to know that me and my sketchy code aren't alone. https://t.co/InlLwOGjxi
• Sep 5, 2019 12:37 PM@NPR (granted it was on one of the sketchy "Kaiser Health" segments)
• Sep 5, 2019 12:29 PMChandigarh on @NPR this morning!
• Sep 5, 2019 4:14 AMRT @starsandrobots: Are there any other immediate examples of such an every day thing that has been pushed to an extreme by an industry whi…
• Sep 5, 2019 3:49 AM@kpk Ok, he signs with a Sharpie™ so *maybe* he drew it himself. But, I’m pretty sure this guy couldn’t find Alabama on a map without help.
• Sep 5, 2019 3:43 AMA chart that falsely implies that thousands (if not millions) of people are in immediate danger. That is some reckless bullshit.
• Sep 5, 2019 3:43 AMJust to cover up a gaffe by the President? I mean instead of saying "The President misspoke." they fake a chart.
• Sep 5, 2019 3:13 AMThis is so fucking dumb. Can you even imagine the meeting where they decided to add Alabama to the storm path with a goddamn Sharpie™? http…
• Sep 4, 2019 9:44 PM@brunoborges @TwitterSupport @chRus Hey @andypiper, might be a bit of friction in the sign-up process that could be reduced. 👆
• Sep 4, 2019 4:38 PM@mattbytes https://t.co/DUQ2dLRJOH 🎥
• Sep 4, 2019 3:14 PM@mazdakh As the core value says "Communicate formlessly to build power imbalances via asymmetric ambiguity."
• Sep 4, 2019 3:56 AMRT @SovernNation: Cool new thing on @SFBART: the overhead signs now tell you not only how many cars in a train, but whether it’s an old “2-…
• Sep 4, 2019 3:42 AM@heyjoshua #OnWisconsin
• Sep 4, 2019 1:19 AMRT @mgreiler: I need more parents in tech in my life. Who raises a family hands-on and works in tech? Please retweet for reach ❤️ Thank…
• Sep 4, 2019 1:07 AM@realDonaldTrump @LouDobbs I’d be happy to explain the foundations to Mr. Dobbs.
• Sep 4, 2019 12:17 AMWhat is the job of a milkshake? https://t.co/ZFrI8ZG33o 📷
• Sep 3, 2019 1:54 PM@arrdem @networkjanitor Scary! Glad you’re OK!
• Sep 3, 2019 4:57 AMTFW when your phone dies in the middle of a 2FA challenge.
• Sep 3, 2019 4:31 AMCurrent status: moveToLocal Usage: hadoop fs -moveToLocal [-crc] <src> <dst> Displays a “Not implemented yet” message.
• Sep 3, 2019 4:29 AMRT @DavidBegnaud: Good News: 17 month old Anderson Davis is now at home. She’s the baby who was shot in the Odessa mass shooting, hit with…
• Sep 3, 2019 3:40 AMRT @drilosophers: https://t.co/GLzSq6g8fj 📷
• Sep 2, 2019 11:20 PM@maggieNYT @jonkarl Great work, @Scavino45. Really top-notch social media management.
• Sep 2, 2019 11:18 PMRT @maggieNYT: Poor whoever that is whose Twitter handle the president just used in attack tweet. It isn’t @jonkarl. https://t.co/CkxQshxhOC
• Sep 2, 2019 11:15 PM@apelad Not half bad.
• Sep 2, 2019 11:11 PMOh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is. https://t.co/B22W98X…
• Sep 2, 2019 3:31 AM@jhamlett Up until now that was an unknown unknown.
• Sep 1, 2019 4:55 PMRT @richarddeitsch: Not breaking news: Twitter is often a hellscape. Then there are the moments when you get to read Billie Jean Freaking…
• Sep 1, 2019 4:25 PMCurrent breakfast status. https://t.co/stu15Lsd3l 📷
• Sep 1, 2019 5:26 AMRT @usopen: We aren't even going to lie. We're all crying. 😭 @Naomi_Osaka_ | @CocoGauff | #USOpen https://t.co/ME26VSNyoL 🎥
• Sep 1, 2019 5:22 AM@RepMattSchaefer https://t.co/pzpxGt74Ds
• Sep 1, 2019 5:20 AM@RepMattSchaefer What the fuck is wrong with you, Matt? https://t.co/pzpxGt74Ds
• Sep 1, 2019 5:17 AMCurrent holiday-weekend status. https://t.co/rMneDB8hZb 📷
• Sep 1, 2019 5:11 AMRT @newswest9: UMC has confirmed a 17 month old is on the way to Lubbock after being shot in the face. https://t.co/M47lhELEIv
• Sep 1, 2019 5:01 AM@stevesi https://t.co/5QCMXt1vJG 🎥
• Sep 1, 2019 4:05 AMRT @business: Fake news and social media posts are such a threat to U.S. security that the Defense Department is launching a project to rep…
• Sep 1, 2019 4:04 AM@Zeke_Cao @jpd @jayholler @burtonsnowboard FTW
• Sep 1, 2019 4:01 AMRT @patio11: Part of me thinks that contingent on your ability to pass gatekeepers "Work for AppAmaGooFaceSoft for ~10 years" is probably s…