Dogme 140: A Manifesto.
1) all tweets must be less than 140 characters
2) any images or photos in a tweet must have useful and considered alt-text
3) RTs are not endorsements
4) you still have to call them "faves"
5) don’t steal other people’s jokes
Ian Brown @igb
6) you must not post links to @instagram photos
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7) no Nazis, #MAGA puppets, or Russian bots
8) you must not retweet other people’s quote tweets of your own tweets
9) if anyone you follow tweets a picture of their kid you have to like^H^H^H^H fave it unless it’d seem creepy
10) you must not tweet screenshots of text as a means of going beyond 140 characters
11) you must not tweet links to paywalled or subscriber-walled content
12) the number of accounts you follow must be less than the number of accounts that follow you
13) you must not delete tweets containing typos
14) hyperlinks *must* go at the end of a tweet, but they *do not* count towards the 140 character limit