Dogme 140: A Manifesto.

1) all tweets must be less than 140 characters

2) any images or photos in a tweet must have useful and considered alt-text

3) RTs are not endorsements

4) you still have to call them "faves"

5) don’t steal other people’s jokes

6) you must not post links to @instagram photos

7) no Nazis, #MAGA puppets, or Russian bots

8) you must not retweet other people’s quote tweets of your own tweets

9) if anyone you follow tweets a picture of their kid you have to like^H^H^H^H fave it unless it’d seem creepy

10) you must not tweet screenshots of text as a means of going beyond 140 characters

11) you must not tweet links to paywalled or subscriber-walled content

12) the number of accounts you follow must be less than the number of accounts that follow you