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Mar 31, 2019 12:47 AM
RT @tenderlove: I like to take bad code, mix it with good code, turn it in to AAA rated technical debt, then sell insurance on the debt htt…
Mar 30, 2019 5:23 AM
@synecadelic "Symbols related to PROGRAMMING"
Mar 30, 2019 4:52 AM
@NPR The interns responsible for choosing these song snippets were the hipster tastemakers of the Gen X totebag scene.
Mar 30, 2019 4:48 AM
There's a bunch of records I've bought over the years based entirely on 10 seconds heard on @NPR in between show segments.
Mar 30, 2019 4:45 AM
But, IMO, the best track on the album is track 2: "The Day and the Weight".
Mar 30, 2019 4:45 AM
The "This American Life" interlude track was "Blue Girl". If you were/are a fan of TAL you will recognize it right away.
Mar 30, 2019 4:45 AM
The album was "Songs from the Red Room".
Mar 30, 2019 4:45 AM
Anyway, the artist was the "band" A-Set from circa-Y2K Chicago.
Mar 30, 2019 4:45 AM
For a while, around the turn of the century (I was living in Chicago at the time), I'd been tracking down these interstitials.
Mar 30, 2019 4:45 AM
I'd picked up the album because one of the tracks was often used on @ThisAmerLife as an interlude.
Mar 30, 2019 4:45 AM
But when track 9 kicked in it all came flooding back in a Proustian rush.
Mar 30, 2019 4:45 AM
This evening I (paid for and) downloaded an album I used to listen to back in the day but couldn't remember how I'd discovered the artist.
Mar 30, 2019 2:27 AM
RT @MonicaLewinsky: if. fucking. only. https://t.co/6N7SFiKRln
Mar 30, 2019 2:25 AM
Congrats to all the awesome ex-Tweeps at @lyft on an epic day! https://t.co/0fcWdhqZuE
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Mar 30, 2019 2:00 AM
RT @flaviowbrasil: A final thought: Java is slowly "becoming" Scala. More and more we see applications using composable APIs like Completab…
Mar 30, 2019 1:59 AM
Thread: https://t.co/dODiCMECJt #TwitterVMTeam
Mar 30, 2019 1:58 AM
RT @flaviowbrasil: Scala is not Java (but Java is becoming Scala)
Mar 29, 2019 4:55 AM
RT @cspan: .@RepAdamSchiff: "You might say that's all okay. You might say that's just what you need to do to win, but I don't think it's ok…
Mar 29, 2019 3:38 AM
RT @ColinPeters: What a dick. https://t.co/AFw0sy6jF5
Mar 29, 2019 3:32 AM
RT @AOC: This week marked @cspan‘s 40th birthday, yet THEY are the ones giving US the gifts 😂🎁 https://t.co/rLhDVz6Wma
Mar 29, 2019 3:23 AM
This is pretty rad. https://t.co/F2zN7FXSV6
Mar 28, 2019 10:44 PM
@javawithjiva @davidjrusek We can do a deal. #crimes
Mar 28, 2019 10:12 PM
@gln For a second I thought you were biking to mountaintops with a portable record player. Which would have been legit.
Mar 28, 2019 2:58 PM
@enbnt Twitter @ FK
Mar 28, 2019 4:46 AM
I checked this book out from the Twitter library last week. A very well-researched & well-written account of a very weird time on the web. …
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Mar 28, 2019 4:18 AM
@firepile #OnWisconsin
Mar 28, 2019 3:25 AM
@SFBART This *awesome* hack is the best thing to happen to BART in like forever. Please don't fuck it up.
Mar 28, 2019 3:18 AM
RT @SFBART: Brilliant DIY thread to create a Clipper Card ring! 🙌💍 https://t.co/ANvQef5RcT
Mar 28, 2019 1:55 AM
RT @RecParkSF: Join our Natural Resource Division for a volunteer day this Saturday, 3/30 at Corona Heights from 10AM-noon to help weed and…
Mar 27, 2019 9:04 PM
RT @sailorhg: loading up my clipper ring! thanks to random bart busker for providing the soundtrack https://t.co/1W40lArBPF
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Mar 27, 2019 5:04 PM
RT @JoyceWhiteVance: If you obstruct an investigation into whether you committed a bank robbery, knowing you didn’t commit a bank robbery b…
Mar 27, 2019 5:03 PM
RT @headius: The work to mimic CRuby behavior in JRuby often starts by porting some of their C code to Java, and then refactoring and rewri…
Mar 27, 2019 1:20 PM
RT @srw: Twitter InfoSec is hiring! Come join our awesome Detection and Response Team and help us defend against threats to Twitter 👇 #OneT…
Mar 27, 2019 5:36 AM
RT @computerfact: the best way to predict the future is to destroy it
Mar 27, 2019 5:12 AM
RT @TheDweck: White House yesterday: Liberals have created a delusional fantasy in their heads that we’re supervillains White House today…
Mar 27, 2019 5:06 AM
@44 @DrJorts @srw @seb_m @HiveTheory @Twitter Yeah. I mean, we should UX-dark-pattern that ASAP.
Mar 27, 2019 4:41 AM
@wickman @DrJorts @cambridgemike I mean "works" is maybe putting it a bit strongly.
Mar 27, 2019 4:35 AM
RT @YiyingLu: If you are in San Francisco during 2/20 - 6/19, please come visit my #Art show at @rentNEMA, showcasing 100+ art pieces: From…
Mar 27, 2019 4:26 AM
@seb_m @DrJorts I like to think it's a similar sitch at @Square, but instead of follower counts it's employees owing each other money.
Mar 27, 2019 4:22 AM
@seb_m @DrJorts There was an era where just being a Tweep meant a large following. Before my time, but @HiveTheory pointed it out to me.
Mar 27, 2019 4:18 AM
@seb_m @DrJorts Asymmetric follow FTW?
Mar 27, 2019 4:11 AM
RT @DrJorts: There are a handful of tweeps that I don’t actually know in real life, never say hi to when I pass them in the hallways, but f…
Mar 27, 2019 4:04 AM
@jayholler @kayvz @wgnyc @Twitter Our time, Jay, Our time.
Mar 27, 2019 4:02 AM
@DrJorts @cambridgemike Yeah, that was rad. https://t.co/BnDL3IUWGQ
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Mar 27, 2019 3:55 AM
@moonpolysoft You should. I remember your "The Audubon Society for Partial Failures" talk. Would be cool to see more stuff like that out th…
Mar 27, 2019 3:42 AM
@kayvz @wgnyc @Twitter FWIW every Tweet I Tweet is 140 characters or less, so maybe I just fear change. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mar 27, 2019 3:37 AM
@kayvz @wgnyc Hey, I *work* at @Twitter, and have been using it since 2006, and ONLY use reverse chron. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mar 27, 2019 2:04 AM
RT @ysr1729: Unpaid internships are inequitable. They discriminate against lower income students who need jobs to support themselves. https…
Mar 26, 2019 4:33 PM
@TheSherylKlein datta
Mar 26, 2019 5:59 AM
@biz @that @boo @nedsegal We already have. @christhalinger is holding down Twitter Oahu. #TwitterVMTeam 🤙🌊🏄🏼
Mar 26, 2019 5:06 AM
RT @tinselman: Perhaps the weirdest and darkest thing I've seen from the executive branch yet. Is this a threat? I can't tell. https://t.co…
Mar 26, 2019 3:55 AM
@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump That's a rather un-Christian thing to tweet.
Mar 26, 2019 3:53 AM
Happy birthday @AahnaBrown!!! Now that you are 5 you are gonna need to start paying for all those #BART & #MUNI rides. https://t.co/2xXfey…
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Mar 25, 2019 7:51 PM
@networkjanitor #LoveWhereYouWork
Mar 25, 2019 6:19 PM
@KarthikKatooru What if it's named after a bird that is also a common food item?
Mar 25, 2019 5:24 PM
RT @TheOnion: Apple Unveils Panicked Man With No Ideas https://t.co/lNFbIMsYhB https://t.co/Pw8MFx07IV
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Mar 25, 2019 5:23 PM
Hey @SFBART / @sfmta_muni: is there a discounted BART/Muni "A" Fast Pass for ages 5-18?
Mar 25, 2019 1:16 PM
@lucybaiers @cheewawa @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Still waiting for an actual U.S. citizen with a Twitter account that isn't 10…
Mar 25, 2019 3:57 AM
RT @flaviowbrasil: I'm so proud of my timeline. Everyone is team #gif! https://t.co/JHaiNMOb1O
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Mar 25, 2019 3:56 AM
@cheewawa @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Because the only Twitter accounts that ever back Dan up are 'bots.
Mar 25, 2019 12:56 AM
@DanScavino @realDonaldTrump It's not gonna get any easier for you, Dan.
Mar 25, 2019 12:52 AM
RT @cjzero: Badgers win the women's hockey championship https://t.co/H2f86Ei3Oq
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Mar 24, 2019 9:48 PM
@thinkingfish Congrats!
Mar 24, 2019 8:55 PM
@realDonaldTrump The report literally says it is *not* exonerating you on obstruction.
Mar 24, 2019 8:49 PM
@metasnapx I agree: Loud, Bold, Open != Fearless
Mar 24, 2019 8:10 PM
@seldo "Steveland"
Mar 24, 2019 8:09 PM
@metasnapx @DanScavino "Fearless" isn’t exactly the first adjective that comes to mind when trying to describe Trump.
Mar 24, 2019 7:53 PM
@DanScavino ”...but stops short of exonerating the President of obstructing justice." 🤔
Mar 24, 2019 7:41 PM
@egd This is what I imagine TPOPs look like.
Mar 24, 2019 4:43 PM
RT @KylePlantEmoji: Every group chat births a second smaller group chat without the annoying people, and if you think yours doesn't, I have…
Mar 24, 2019 4:25 AM
I'm team #GIF. How do you pronounce it?
Mar 24, 2019 4:16 AM
@41Strange I’ve been riding with the ghost.
Mar 24, 2019 4:15 AM
@cmeik https://t.co/fBGkcq1Iau
Mar 23, 2019 5:10 PM
@jayholler @herval Here you go: https://t.co/MpANo5M0HV
Mar 22, 2019 10:55 PM
Flavio dropping science and blowing minds at the @TwitterEng Platform Tech Talk this afternoon. #TwitterVMTeam https://t.co/ZlxeZCR1tN
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Mar 22, 2019 10:16 PM
RT @ArunChaud: This has been unofficial policy for a long time now. (But you’ll need to try harder because I’m still walking and talking) h…
Mar 22, 2019 10:08 PM
RT @robinw: Today's #WomenHistoryMonth shout out is for @jenniferfraser There are so many ways #SheInspiresMe She's a bad a** boss lady in…
Mar 22, 2019 5:21 PM
@stumpf @kpk @ryanoneill Yeah, it's one of my faves too.
Mar 22, 2019 4:07 PM
@TonyPrintezis @kayvz @michaelmontano Acquiring one of these stickers is now my highest priority Gull for Q2.
Mar 22, 2019 4:04 PM
R.I.P. https://t.co/wgIVYTCnld
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Mar 22, 2019 1:48 PM
@kpk @ryanoneill @stumpf Nice to see that web and related projects still have something like this though.
Mar 22, 2019 1:46 PM
@kpk @ryanoneill What triggered my tweet was watching a time-lapse of the MF dashboard that @stumpf made showing commits moving through the…
Mar 22, 2019 1:44 PM
@kpk @ryanoneill I guess what I miss is the management of metadata (JIRA tickets, etc.), commits, merging and management of changes/branche…
Mar 22, 2019 1:41 PM
@kpk @ryanoneill TIL: go/haya
Mar 22, 2019 4:32 AM
Falcon/Millennium Falcon was a pretty awesome deployment workflow. Pretty bummed we didn't make that the Twitter standard.
Mar 22, 2019 4:28 AM
RT @brandur: At Stripe we switched to a GUI-driven deploy process for services. I'm a die-hard terminal person for life, but it's so much…
Mar 22, 2019 4:28 AM
RT @RavenKwok: I sorted the entire CJK Unified Ideographs Unicode block based on each glyph's similarity to a pattern, in this case, a shor…
Mar 22, 2019 4:26 AM
RT @foodgps: Want to know more about the L.A. dining scene? Pacific Food & Beverage Museum is hosting me for a Q&A this Saturday, March 23.…
Mar 22, 2019 4:26 AM
RT @bhaggs: 📢 We're looking for some extra hands on Twitter @design to help us further build out our design libraries in @figmadesign. DM m…
Mar 22, 2019 4:22 AM
RT @Wikipedia: Twitter
Mar 21, 2019 10:17 PM
RT @NicholsUprising: WI Republican legislators wrote a new law to prevent the new Democratic governor from withdrawing the state from the G…
Mar 21, 2019 10:07 PM
RT @EliFitch: Hell Yeah I know about linked lists <ul> <li> <a>sup</a> </li> </ul> What else u got
Mar 21, 2019 7:53 PM
RT @garybernhardt: It's amazing that in just a couple decades we've moved from "Programmers have an ethical obligation to share source code…
Mar 21, 2019 7:51 PM
@heyjoshua To create jobs for lazy, jaded liberal arts majors.
Mar 21, 2019 6:35 PM
@taylorleese @egd Build a little birdhouse in your soul, Taylor.
Mar 21, 2019 3:46 AM
@laebshade @egd Good artists copy, great artists steal.
Mar 21, 2019 3:03 AM
@kayvz "Elevator E, like Existential Crisis"
Mar 21, 2019 2:53 AM
Great artists are often unappreciated in their own time. https://t.co/Ur1UvyJhFz
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Mar 20, 2019 7:53 PM
RT @alliepape: @FitzTheReporter @sfmta_muni MLK Drive in Golden Gate Park. It's absurd that there's an automotive lane running essentially…
Mar 20, 2019 4:49 PM
@aiparaguay @repadis While I fully support this initiative, and you have my full support, I think you may have mentioned the wrong account.…
Mar 20, 2019 4:33 AM
@jenniferfraser @jayholler https://t.co/3B6B7z9HSx
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Mar 20, 2019 4:26 AM
RT @MobyLives: Of course he does. https://t.co/yPzQGQg35d
Mar 20, 2019 4:21 AM
@johanvos Counterpoint: https://t.co/GAbxspU5us
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Mar 20, 2019 3:25 AM
@djpardis @dordogh @enbnt Though I guess that's really the second rule. This first being "Don't be an asshole."
Mar 20, 2019 3:24 AM
@djpardis @dordogh @enbnt It really comes down to the first rule of #mgmt: "Read the room^H^H^H^H team."
Mar 20, 2019 3:12 AM
@djpardis @dordogh @enbnt Yeah, anyway YMMV. I've managed teams that worked well with daily standup and teams that did better with less cer…
Mar 20, 2019 3:08 AM
@gasca performant /cc: @ysr1729
Mar 20, 2019 3:07 AM
@djpardis @dordogh @enbnt Weekly team meetings are usually a good touchpoint. Slack and/or DM groups help.
Mar 20, 2019 2:41 AM
RT @ysr1729: Live classical and other music in the subway stations should perhaps be an everyday thing @SFBART ? https://t.co/9wE2a6oEwg
Mar 20, 2019 2:39 AM
@networkjanitor @sengstrom @Oracle https://t.co/AV3K9vKXmr
Mar 20, 2019 1:17 AM
@networkjanitor @sengstrom Working at @Oracle sounds like...murder.
Mar 20, 2019 12:55 AM
RT @KQED: The report found that the top three reasons for towing — unpaid parking tickets, expired car registration or parking in a legal s…
Mar 19, 2019 11:51 PM
RT @ShahrukhWani: I have found the most awesome thing ever - the changing ranks of the 10 biggest cities in the world since 1500. https://t…
Mar 19, 2019 11:20 PM
OH: "Facebook is such a mess. It’s as if they drove their dad’s 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California into a goldmine."
Mar 19, 2019 11:11 PM
@lhi https://t.co/zptmCNUsnj
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Mar 19, 2019 9:14 PM
RT @SFGate: Milpitas will spend $85K to investigate why city smells so bad https://t.co/arTSH5HTya https://t.co/mnkanUrqhj
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Mar 19, 2019 8:07 PM
@javawithjiva 140. A 140 character tweet.
Mar 19, 2019 7:58 PM
@44 If you are looking for something chill to surf check out Malaekahana Beach/Campground for mellow waves, easy parking, no vibes.
Mar 19, 2019 7:55 PM
What fresh hell is this? https://t.co/H6QVVhQj0D
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Mar 19, 2019 7:22 PM
I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING! https://t.co/Sz6dke4xBT
Mar 19, 2019 6:00 PM
RT @igb: I'd never seen "cathedral graphs" before until I stumbled across them in this paper by @TonyPrintezis. https://t.co/Z8QB4sL4FB #in…
Mar 19, 2019 5:56 PM
@greenberg cautiously pessimistic
Mar 19, 2019 5:20 PM
PSA: my colleague/fellow commute enthusiast @jayholler is working on a coffee table book called "The Art of Bart". Preview it at #sfbartart
Mar 19, 2019 2:57 AM
RT @schock: MIT researchers found that "in companies that explicitly held meritocracy as a core value, managers assigned greater rewards to…
Mar 19, 2019 2:34 AM
@sfmta_muni What is a pantograph?
Mar 19, 2019 2:28 AM
@msilver @Twitter https://t.co/bDsPAcnVa6
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Mar 19, 2019 2:21 AM
RT @miguelrios: Thread. Twitter's Data Science organization is hiring for multiple positions in many of our teams around the world.
Mar 18, 2019 10:27 PM
RT @waxpancake: Myspace accidentally lost all the music uploaded from its first 12 years in a server migration, losing over 50 million song…
Mar 18, 2019 7:23 PM
RT @PPathole: Sometimes when I’m programming in JavaScript I just want to yell “Fuck this” but I can’t remember what “this” refers to.
Mar 18, 2019 5:57 PM
Oh, and a special shout out to the remaining Tweeps from my NHO class: @joyousx, @e_hoogendoorn, and @foo_winston! Hope you are all still h…
Mar 18, 2019 5:57 PM
...and I'm excited to see what else we accomplish going forward! #LoveWhereYouWork
Mar 18, 2019 5:57 PM
So thank you to every Tweep I've worked with and learned from over the years. I'm incredibly grateful to have had this opportunity...
Mar 18, 2019 5:57 PM
...on some truly innovative and important technology. The last 6 years have really been the highlight of my career.
Mar 18, 2019 5:57 PM
Throughout all of the ups and downs, however, I have been fortunate to have worked with some of the best and brightest folks...
Mar 18, 2019 5:57 PM
Twitter's complicated relationship with the world at large can make working here an emotional rollercoaster.
Mar 18, 2019 5:57 PM
...or feelings of shame and sadness when we don't.
Mar 18, 2019 5:57 PM
That sense of meaning can bring a sense of pride when we get it right...
Mar 18, 2019 5:57 PM
Being able to contribute to that thing, even if only in a small, indirect way helps one find meaning beyond the definition of one's job.
Mar 18, 2019 5:57 PM
Twitter is a weird, ineffable thing that has had an outsize impact (both good and bad) on the world.
Mar 18, 2019 5:57 PM
Today marks my 6th year working for @Twitter. It's been a privilege to work with so many awesome and talented folks over the years. https:/…
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Mar 18, 2019 3:43 PM
I ♡ BART. https://t.co/t5rCuRxlYj
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Mar 18, 2019 4:51 AM
RT @adlleong: ME, wishing to experience the Myst series again vicariously through fresh eyes YOU, someone who hasn’t played the Myst serie…
Mar 18, 2019 4:47 AM
@NYTimesWordplay my iPhone is buggin' out. Is there a way to switch/continue a puzzle between iOS app and web?
Mar 18, 2019 4:28 AM
"Hey remember me, Benny Blanco from the Bronx?" https://t.co/2QF47Ml6rL
Mar 18, 2019 4:14 AM
My next ska band's name is gonna be "Rule 178". https://t.co/qGyd5a0NlE
Mar 18, 2019 4:11 AM
Seems to be a hardware issue. Random touch events firing with increasing frequency. /cc: @gargvik https://t.co/Pp2UVsCyHK
Mar 18, 2019 12:09 AM
@lisaphillips @EricaJoy Yes! Amazing!
Mar 17, 2019 10:47 PM
Or maybe my screen is just dirty? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mar 17, 2019 10:47 PM
I keep accidentally opening tweet details while scrolling. Maybe it’s an iOS issue?
Mar 17, 2019 10:47 PM
Is it just me or is the Twitter UX on iOS way more sensitive while scrolling all of a sudden?
Mar 17, 2019 10:36 PM
@realDonaldTrump Glad to see you putting that @Wharton degree to good use buddy.
Mar 17, 2019 9:54 PM
@JackPosobiec @realDonaldTrump Hey @Scavino45, why is the President of the United States retweeting this?
Mar 17, 2019 9:27 PM
@Lrihendry @realDonaldTrump You folks are some profoundly broken humans.
Mar 17, 2019 7:43 PM
@tef_ebooks treb-oeuf-chet
Mar 17, 2019 11:18 AM
Happy Birthday shoutout to @jhamlett! Follow Jeff for design thought-leadership, Y2K-era skate culture riffs, & sartorial satori.
Mar 17, 2019 9:34 AM
/cc: #TwitterVMTeam
Mar 17, 2019 9:32 AM
TIL: "bird-friendly coffee" https://t.co/UuFUVux2ig
Mar 17, 2019 9:21 AM
RT @peterhartlaub: You’re a public nuisance, Hillsborough. https://t.co/saFnWuDF5s
Mar 17, 2019 9:21 AM
RT @KTVU: 4 Oakland churches to start overnight car parking program for the homeless https://t.co/U6VBiYjt7N
Mar 16, 2019 9:30 PM
@mad_typist https://t.co/7kaf0lwLbP
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Mar 16, 2019 9:16 PM
@non_neocon @realDonaldTrump I mean, that's pretty normal. But it's a pretty unlikely that you or me or any other U.S. citizen will die by …
Mar 16, 2019 9:15 PM
@non_neocon @realDonaldTrump You seem pretty hung up on this bludgeoning thing. I'm guessing you have a bit of a bludgeoning phobia?
Mar 16, 2019 8:17 PM
@Dellapearl @realDonaldTrump Pretty compelling argument, Della.
Mar 16, 2019 8:16 PM
@non_neocon @realDonaldTrump Weird that "bludgeoned to death while asleep" isn't even in the top 10 causes of death for Americans. https://…
Mar 16, 2019 8:11 PM
@WhiteHouse @Scavino45 I mean, this is a veto of the will of the American people as expressed by our elected representatives so clearly we …
Mar 16, 2019 7:51 PM
@realDonaldTrump Nah, this is fear mongering.
Mar 16, 2019 6:30 PM
@todaysgifis https://t.co/MnEo7vkH8R
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Mar 16, 2019 5:11 AM
@Zeke_Cao https://t.co/t5sFf4EZTG
Mar 16, 2019 4:33 AM
RT @FakeRyanGosling: Short personal post-mosterm of how a small code change I made in Spinnaker caused Netflix to run with ~10k extra AWS i…
Mar 16, 2019 4:17 AM
@arvindergujral But yeah, the 8-way "panels" are crazy.
Mar 16, 2019 4:17 AM
@arvindergujral The other part that drives me nuts is the repitition of the same short video loops over and over.
Mar 16, 2019 4:14 AM
@bigchimpn If only: "Teenagers From Mars"
Mar 16, 2019 3:44 AM
@arvindergujral It’s hard to watch.
Mar 16, 2019 3:15 AM
Or where you both read a tweet. Preferably one of mine. https://t.co/i77zlByiIh
Mar 16, 2019 12:38 AM
Note to self: blasting The Misfits on the car stereo as you pull into the daycare parking lot is maybe not the best idea.
Mar 15, 2019 11:43 PM
RT @sogrady: The Cloud and Open Source Powder Keg https://t.co/DxpAuZ0wV8 https://t.co/s6xYrUdtgP
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Mar 15, 2019 8:15 PM
RT @SenKamalaHarris: The American people deserve better than the irresponsible political game the White House is playing. Using taxpayer do…
Mar 15, 2019 7:53 PM
RT @doctorow: Beto O'Rourke was in the Cult of the Dead Cow and his t-files are still online https://t.co/S8gZRvgFwk https://t.co/j0HcfgeP3I
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Mar 15, 2019 7:53 PM
RT @jmhodges: 🤯 cDc is extremely well-known in the community. Even kids like me had a copy of their Back Orifice installed way back when…
Mar 15, 2019 7:00 PM
RT @sfzoo: For students participating in the important #ClimateStrike today, we are proud to provide a safe space to continue the conversat…
Mar 15, 2019 3:05 PM
@jayholler @Zeke_Cao @msilver @AliciaTrost A train is really just a timeline made of meat.
Mar 15, 2019 1:11 PM
RT @igb: TIL: the "Thrasher font" is the Banco typeface by Roger Excoffon. https://t.co/E5qbpqbKHd
Mar 15, 2019 1:06 PM
RT @jenniferfraser: Listening to @mattbytes speaking on the hardware underlying machine learning and artificial intelligence. So proud he…
Mar 15, 2019 4:47 AM
@Zeke_Cao @msilver @jayholler Where do I apply? /cc: @AliciaTrost
Mar 15, 2019 4:43 AM
@loather https://t.co/YmTaTwbnep
Mar 15, 2019 4:40 AM
@davidjrusek @fvrojas @dschonbe @JeremyDK @Todd_Segal @taylorleese @thinkingfish https://t.co/WGZnzH3rKo
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Mar 15, 2019 4:35 AM
@davidjrusek @fvrojas @dschonbe @JeremyDK @Todd_Segal @taylorleese @thinkingfish I want to start seeing random Fabio mugs at HQ.
Mar 15, 2019 3:12 AM
@DanScavino Seriously, what the fuck Dan? Try reading Twitter before tweeting this garbage.
Mar 15, 2019 3:10 AM
@realDonaldTrump @BreitbartNews JFC @Scavino45. Read the fucking room. Or Twitter. This is not the time to tweet this garbage, you dumb hac…
Mar 15, 2019 2:47 AM
RT @KTVU: #BREAKING: CHRISTCHURCH, New Zealand (AP) -- Media in New Zealand are reporting a shooting at a second mosque in the city of Chri…
Mar 15, 2019 2:18 AM
RT @seb_m: RIP Jake Phelps. What a force he was.
Mar 15, 2019 2:11 AM
RT @NBCNews: BREAKING: New Zealand Police: A serious and evolving situation is occurring in Christchurch with an active shooter. Risk envir…
Mar 15, 2019 2:09 AM
@dschonbe @JeremyDK @Todd_Segal @taylorleese @thinkingfish @stickermule FTW
Mar 15, 2019 2:02 AM
@jhamlett :-(
Mar 15, 2019 2:01 AM
What a loss.
Mar 15, 2019 2:01 AM
He sat by himself at a bench next to us, chilling, eating ice cream. Was rad living in a city where you could just see him skating around.
Mar 15, 2019 2:01 AM
RIP Jake Phelps. I was getting ice cream with @AahnaBrown at Bi-Rite last summer when he rolled up for a cone.
Mar 15, 2019 1:55 AM
@jhamlett What?
Mar 15, 2019 1:29 AM
If you haven’t taken BART seven times today then you really haven’t commuted.
Mar 14, 2019 6:57 PM
RT @SFBART: New escalators are coming to Downtown San Francisco. Our Board just awarded a $96.5 million contract to replace 41 escalators a…
Mar 14, 2019 6:54 PM
@jpd @velocityconf *saw this*
Mar 14, 2019 6:52 PM
@jpd I swaths talk at @velocityconf a few years ago. Pretty memorable. https://t.co/HaqFqIrcVE
Mar 14, 2019 5:46 PM
RT @PDLComics: next level https://t.co/mgitwdkTY4
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Mar 14, 2019 5:45 PM
RT @leslieberland: Diversity of voices makes Twitter everything that it is, and we want our company to reflect our service. Today we shared…
Mar 14, 2019 5:23 PM
Found this on my coffee mug this AM. IOP’s street team is out-of-control. https://t.co/UqdlbwlcEE
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Mar 14, 2019 4:33 PM
Gotta respect the hustle. https://t.co/RrWsfVPjlx
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Mar 14, 2019 1:17 PM
RT @cnni: A Google employee just broke the world record for calculating pi (just in time for #PiDay) https://t.co/UQUppHgzyd
Mar 14, 2019 3:35 AM
@OmanReagan @coolgrey Beto Males
Mar 14, 2019 3:27 AM
RT @JonSCollins: If you’re outraged by this college admissions scandal, the criminal justice system is going to blow your mind.
Mar 14, 2019 1:56 AM
@cra Great pic, but maybe try to keep the horizon even with the photo border next time.
Mar 14, 2019 1:53 AM
RT @NBCNews: Sen. Mike Lee became the fifth Republican to announce support for the House-passed resolution to terminate President Trump's n…
Mar 14, 2019 1:23 AM
RT @tetrateio: Today is a big day for us, but what hasn’t changed is our commitment to #opensource @IstioMesh and @EnvoyProxy. @zlizan prov…
Mar 14, 2019 1:02 AM
Catching up with my fellow thought-leader. https://t.co/5f4g4RWaXU
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Mar 13, 2019 8:55 PM
RT @hassankanu: BREAKING: Workers at San Francisco's 123-yr-old Anchor Brewery have just WON an election to form the first union at a U.S.…
Mar 13, 2019 6:49 PM
@wholemilklatte @SFBART @RadhikaBrown Apparently someone broke into this one at the street level and did some major damage.
Mar 13, 2019 6:08 PM
@michaelmontano Nice job @ndwns!
Mar 13, 2019 4:10 PM
Hello BARTness, my old friend. https://t.co/Smcfp76c4a
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Mar 13, 2019 4:52 AM
RT @lisaphillips: Twitter didn't have an offline backup of Tweets or User data until ~2011 (5 years after start) until a Latina without any…
Mar 13, 2019 4:52 AM
RT @michaelschaub: I feel bad for the kids involved in the college admissions scandal. They'll never know the joy of going to a state colle…
Mar 13, 2019 4:48 AM
RT @jonahhorowitz: The FAA hasn't had a director since January 6th, 2018.
Mar 13, 2019 3:06 AM
The important thing is the Giants managed to hold on to Eli.
Mar 13, 2019 2:56 AM
@DanScavino @BreitbartNews You are a sad hack, Dan.
Mar 13, 2019 2:55 AM
I see @pgarg in the front row! https://t.co/9roqOkiHBg
Mar 13, 2019 2:45 AM
RT @KenJennings: NOT NOW, CASSIE! https://t.co/a7FqzoJrHs
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Mar 12, 2019 9:20 PM
RT @heatherGrey_: Proposing that Uber/Lyft also contribute to bike safety by not assigning drop-offs/pickups that block designated bike lan…
Mar 12, 2019 4:48 PM
PSA: I, a Dad with a crying baby in a stroller and about 30 soccer balls in two large mesh bags, am getting the fuck on the next BART car. …
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Mar 12, 2019 2:12 PM
This fucken guy. https://t.co/2F8UYYOctI
Mar 12, 2019 1:53 PM
@dschonbe @sm Eternal vigilance.
Mar 12, 2019 1:40 PM
@dschonbe Sure, but you do know that "Mon 2.0" is an abbreviation of the framework’s actual name: "common potoo" right? https://t.co/H0Hyg…
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Mar 12, 2019 7:03 AM
@dschonbe See? You are coming around to #TeamBirdName. https://t.co/xRTFMkcqJu
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Mar 12, 2019 4:54 AM
@jayholler @jpd Subjects, obviously.
Mar 12, 2019 4:50 AM
RT @igb: @zmanji @athuras The Thermistor Prize will be awarded to the first person to implement a fully functional Aurora clone inside a .m…
Mar 12, 2019 4:49 AM
@zmanji @athuras First of all, that’s not *actually* an OKR...
Mar 12, 2019 4:46 AM
@zmanji @athuras The Thermistor Prize will be awarded to the first person to implement a fully functional Aurora clone inside a .mesos conf…
Mar 12, 2019 4:33 AM
This is fucking brilliant. https://t.co/odtxASteTg
Mar 12, 2019 1:44 AM
RT @donni: Shoot for the Moon. Stab for the stars. Poison the Sun. It’s time to kill space
Mar 11, 2019 11:38 PM
RT @linecook: Have fun at Cracker Barrel! https://t.co/ORqDYMpxT2
Mar 11, 2019 11:35 PM
@dcaunt @abbasadeel @mad_typist I mean, how is the remote app not a tiny touch version of the iOS TV screen display?
Mar 11, 2019 11:34 PM
@dcaunt @abbasadeel @mad_typist It’s amazing that the app version is pretty much the same interface as the physical device.
Mar 11, 2019 9:34 PM
The 4yo has demand an N95 mask because of the smoke smell in the air. 😭
Mar 11, 2019 9:26 PM
House fire in Glen Park https://t.co/xwnPJJ8q7n
Mar 11, 2019 9:25 PM
https://t.co/vCBO58yYb0
Mar 11, 2019 5:46 PM
RT @jasongay: This is so disrespectful....to the Mets. The LeBron Lakers have a bad couple of months and they’re being compared to the Mets…
Mar 11, 2019 4:55 PM
@msilver Ah yes, Schrödinger’s Elevator. It only fails when one attempts to use it. Whether it’s working or not, there’s always a dead cat …
Mar 11, 2019 4:32 PM
Me: Welp, no kids to take to school this AM. Looking forward to an early start on a busy day & a good breakfast at the office. BART: https…
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Mar 11, 2019 4:18 PM
@ryanoneill I just, uh, hohpe we’re still using the same book. https://t.co/Nwt8U6pkwI
Mar 11, 2019 3:19 PM
@gasca Same. https://t.co/pHicrtfj9D
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Mar 11, 2019 2:55 PM
@nbcbayarea 1) How many people does Mr. Campos’s company employ? 2) Is he leaving items in the car that are visible and appealing to thiev…
Mar 11, 2019 2:40 PM
@cra If you are in NorCal it’s likely a red-tailed hawk. And those crows are probably gonna try and fight it.
Mar 11, 2019 3:23 AM
@slyphon Don’t listen to the haters.
Mar 11, 2019 3:17 AM
Whoever invents a system for transferring a sleeping baby from a carseat to a crib without waking them will be a billionaire and a hero.
Mar 10, 2019 6:18 PM
@djpardis Books.
Mar 10, 2019 5:48 AM
@EJaneL Where is that photo from? The waves look pretty good.
Mar 10, 2019 4:40 AM
RT @Twitter: YOU: I’m going to bed in five minutes TWITTER: lol k
Mar 10, 2019 4:37 AM
@realDonaldTrump Hey @Scavino45 (a.k.a. @DanScavino), you have anything to back up that claim? Like a link or something?
Mar 10, 2019 4:30 AM
RT @goldengateblond: you and the guy she told you not to worry about https://t.co/IKdYr7D6fl
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Mar 9, 2019 8:45 PM
@RepDanCrenshaw @realDonaldTrump I mean, what’s your issue here Dan?
Mar 9, 2019 8:40 PM
@RepDanCrenshaw @realDonaldTrump Or riders of public transit vote on the directorships that manage and fund that infrastructure?
Mar 9, 2019 8:38 PM
@RepDanCrenshaw @realDonaldTrump Ok, I’ve let that sink in. Why shouldn’t any parent with a child enrolled in a public school vote on Board…
Mar 9, 2019 6:58 PM
@taylorleese I performed a DOS attack by targeting the transit system’s self-esteem and then deploying a series of hand-crafted acerbic twe…
Mar 9, 2019 6:19 PM
RT @kf: seems to me the fare gates are working just fine 😏 https://t.co/7RJ2lpOYJV
Mar 9, 2019 5:47 PM
RT @SFBARTalert: 9:35am Update - BART stations opened at 9:09 am with limited train service following an earlier computer problem. There is…
Mar 9, 2019 5:37 PM
@FitzTheReporter 🤔 https://t.co/bsqd6rDYp1
Mar 9, 2019 5:35 PM
RT @FitzTheReporter: BREAKING UPDATE: BART is back! But service is limited. Details: https://t.co/3bgE1BPDNt https://t.co/o4pX9BBNE2
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Mar 9, 2019 3:14 PM
RT @SFBART: There is currently no BART service due to a computer problem. Crews working over night ran into problems that impact 2 systems…
Mar 9, 2019 3:13 PM
RT @sfexaminer: Computer problem shuts down BART service systemwide via @FitzTheReporter https://t.co/r7BY0AhelF
Mar 9, 2019 5:36 AM
RT @Pflax1: San Francisco police identify the woman killed riding a bike on Howard. Her name was Tess Rothstein. She was 30. She was a desi…
Mar 9, 2019 4:57 AM
RT @politicsluo: Yo how has James Corden not gotten in an accident during Carpool Karaoke by now
Mar 9, 2019 4:27 AM
RT @textfiles: Frankly, whatever you have to tell yourself to get through living in Buffalo pal https://t.co/3t2lgWdnvD
Mar 8, 2019 3:48 PM
.@pgarg is an amazing engineering leader, an awesome partner, and an amazing mom. #SheInspiresMe
Mar 8, 2019 4:05 AM
RT @sasimons: done.... hell yeah. another day of work complete. and now to sit perfectly still reflecting on my various memories
Mar 8, 2019 3:29 AM
RT @dijkstracula: *Slack slaps its users around with a large trout* https://t.co/kpan8o7zZC
Mar 7, 2019 10:51 PM
@christhalinger @Java_Champions Congrats! Does this mean you can get me a Duke sticker?
Mar 7, 2019 5:18 PM
@bimadew The Good Place
Mar 7, 2019 3:20 PM
What idiot called it "empire building" instead of "move fast and take things"?
Mar 7, 2019 6:28 AM
@marsanfra @jayholler @zkiehl https://t.co/hmvDjpm5bu
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Mar 7, 2019 5:22 AM
@dajobe @YouTube This is fantastic!
Mar 7, 2019 5:21 AM
RT @dajobe: San Francisco (1955 Cinemascope film) https://t.co/tdMBntTCho via @YouTube
Mar 7, 2019 4:40 AM
@jayholler Drastic times call for drastic measures. https://t.co/dLgPt21WP6
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Mar 7, 2019 4:34 AM
@jayholler (Ether || New Manhattan) + Chemex™ + (💧 + 🔥) | Thermos™ == 😀
Mar 7, 2019 4:25 AM
@stevesilberman @peterhartlaub Is that picture taken from/near LSD?
Mar 7, 2019 4:12 AM
RT @igb: D.R.E.A.M. (W. Edwards) Deming Rules Everything Around Me https://t.co/NZJWGBY6Ja
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Mar 7, 2019 12:32 AM
@isaach @jeffsand @Microsoft @Azure Congrats!
Mar 6, 2019 11:25 PM
RT @sokane1: Trump just called Apple CEO Tim Cook “Tim Apple” https://t.co/gTHHtjWvc9
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Mar 6, 2019 10:40 PM
@synecadelic Twitter recommended the tweet to me when I got back to my desk so clearly we are living in a simulation.
Mar 6, 2019 10:39 PM
RT @KenJennings: I’ve said this before but Alex Trebek is in a way the last Cronkite: authoritative, reassuring TV voice you hear every nig…
Mar 6, 2019 9:52 PM
@SAPConcur Seems OK this AM.
Mar 6, 2019 9:39 PM
This is your brain on discovering Ayn Rand after your 16th birthday. https://t.co/tiaU9uFQpF
Mar 6, 2019 6:21 PM
@pandemona @freialobo Yep, just drew stuff on one of my, uh, office jams from my phone. https://t.co/qPoYIVZfa8
Mar 6, 2019 6:17 PM
@pandemona @freialobo I think the iOS app lets you do that.
Mar 6, 2019 5:26 AM
RT @mharoPyCon: CFP will open in eve. Take a stage to share your knowledge. Link: https://t.co/YVHXfU8NbK tag those who would like to speak…
Mar 6, 2019 4:56 AM
@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump Hey, try to go easy on the retweets, @Scavino45. You folks seem pretty shook.
Mar 6, 2019 4:47 AM
@taylorleese @networkjanitor As are orgs for which such an OKR is unachievable.
Mar 6, 2019 12:27 AM
@hunterwalk A reply to their tweet with the same message would probably be more effective.
Mar 5, 2019 9:52 PM
RT @RiceNews: Herons, Egrets and high water along the Yolo-Colusa County line this afternoon #CAWater #CAwx #SacValley #CArice @AudubonCA @…
Mar 5, 2019 9:44 PM
Is @SAPConcur not working in Safari for anyone else?
Mar 5, 2019 6:28 PM
@mattknox If the doors hadn't opened I could simply have used the help button, of course.
Mar 5, 2019 6:27 PM
@mattknox I did, but I was stuck inside the elevator. There isn't a badge swipe (or floor selection mechanism) in there AFAICT.
Mar 5, 2019 5:55 PM
@heyjoshua https://t.co/9Alxtgsli7
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Mar 5, 2019 4:46 PM
So even if it’s free and the lines are long, use the non-ADA faregates if you are able to.
Mar 5, 2019 4:46 PM
During high-volume travel times this can effectively pin the ADA gate in one direction.
Mar 5, 2019 4:46 PM
Because they are bi-directional, activating a gate from one side de-activates the opposite side for several seconds.
Mar 5, 2019 4:46 PM
#BART etiquette pro-tip: if you don’t need to use an ADA gate, don’t.
Mar 5, 2019 2:51 PM
RT @bascule: 20 years of progress: 1999: IRC, ICQ, AIM, YIM Early 2000s: gaim (nee Pidgin, and other libpurple clients like Adium) provi…
Mar 5, 2019 2:51 PM
RT @shimlalife: Filming a live powdery snow #avalanche... Village Rispa, Kinnaur #HimachalPradesh. #Himalaya https://t.co/ZRCgwc6eJB
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Mar 5, 2019 5:43 AM
RT @zeldman: If you structure your content with semantic HTML, there’s software that can read it aloud and turn it into a podcast. @jensimm…
Mar 5, 2019 5:02 AM
RT @squeegeebot: https://t.co/zZCHrhos64
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Mar 5, 2019 4:57 AM
RT @AnnapurnaPics: To all the creators who get studio notes... Please know that the suits didn't like the name "Back to the Future" and wa…
Mar 5, 2019 4:52 AM
@jaberant Yeah, I think of this a lot. That and a twanecdote about sometweep...@roach?...@mattknox?....getting stuck on the elevators.
Mar 5, 2019 4:03 AM
RT @igb: This song by Joseph N. Welch rocketed up the charts on Jan 20th, 2017 and stayed at number one for four years! https://t.co/hjpl6y…
Mar 5, 2019 3:52 AM
Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency? https://t.co/xTskuM3Sgf
Mar 5, 2019 3:52 AM
@realDonaldTrump @seanhannity Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?
Mar 5, 2019 3:44 AM
Exhuming "McCathy" https://t.co/aS3m46mwbh
Mar 5, 2019 3:43 AM
@realDonaldTrump @seanhannity Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?
Mar 5, 2019 3:42 AM
Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency? https://t.co/aS3m46mwbh
Mar 5, 2019 12:01 AM
@rnelson0 Yup!
Mar 4, 2019 11:36 PM
@pandemona Anyway, excited for the next iteration in conversational Twitter.
Mar 4, 2019 11:36 PM
@pandemona and 2) the ability to add multiple tweets when replying to tweet.
Mar 4, 2019 11:35 PM
@pandemona 1) the ability to see entire parent tweet when composing a reply.
Mar 4, 2019 11:34 PM
@pandemona Two things that would make threaded conversations better:
Mar 4, 2019 11:18 PM
@firepile Clearly the target market is smarter than I am.
Mar 4, 2019 11:14 PM
Fortunately my elevator was selected to to convey someone from the lobby to another floor and I was released.
Mar 4, 2019 11:13 PM
I’m free now, but, much to my dismay the "Open Doors" button did nothing.
Mar 4, 2019 11:12 PM
Welp, I forgot to get off the elevator when it stopped at the first floor of TwitterHQ and found myself temporarily trapped.
Mar 4, 2019 5:03 PM
Hey @SFBART @SFBARTalert @BevanDufty @JaniceForBART @lateefahsimon, the EMB street elevator is out of service but there are no signs.
Mar 4, 2019 3:52 PM
I ♡ BART https://t.co/cw2yW1DS6c
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Mar 4, 2019 4:31 AM
RT @rickhanlonii: We're pretty lucky computers ended up being cool
Mar 4, 2019 4:30 AM
RT @Passionweiss: "3 Feet High and Rising," 30 years immortal today. A record that almost singlehandedly invented psychedelic rap, the hip-…
Mar 4, 2019 4:08 AM
@msilver @nkjemisin @birdandbeckett They really break new ground in the genre.
Mar 4, 2019 4:06 AM
@msilver @nkjemisin @birdandbeckett Each book is a real gem.
Mar 4, 2019 4:06 AM
@msilver @nkjemisin @birdandbeckett It rocks.
Mar 4, 2019 4:03 AM
.@nkjemisin should have won the Hugo another three times for her "Inheritance" trilogy. Wow. https://t.co/wrRAPxXskP
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Mar 4, 2019 1:46 AM
@OhNoSheTwitnt @longwall26 🙌🏻 https://t.co/z6qUKIx8L6
Mar 4, 2019 1:43 AM
It only took @Scavino45 two years to learn how to RT with comment. Any month now he’ll discover animated GIFs. https://t.co/GoidP15dTf
Mar 4, 2019 1:34 AM
RT @hakimel: tfw your hotel shower is a more prolific OSS contributor than you https://t.co/ZenpGPvIZc
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Mar 4, 2019 1:33 AM
RT @RealGilbert: Today is the 25th Anniversary of the great John Candy 's death. He will best be remembered as the voice of the horse in t…
Mar 3, 2019 9:38 PM
Delete your candidacy. https://t.co/swHhLrziOO
Mar 3, 2019 5:23 AM
@peterhartlaub White.
Mar 3, 2019 5:22 AM
@skilldrick @kevino @ysr1729 @RanchMarket99 Yes. We need it. https://t.co/dW3z5FivkT
Mar 3, 2019 5:09 AM
@kevino @ysr1729 @RanchMarket99 Faved for your faving for miso twitter.
Mar 3, 2019 4:45 AM
@taylorleese @secretasianman @davidjrusek @arrdem @morfca @jack @ubnt #BadLari
Mar 3, 2019 4:35 AM
RT @ysr1729: #MisoTwitter which is the best white miso at @RanchMarket99 ? https://t.co/8jpRWSVHE9
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Mar 3, 2019 4:23 AM
@Zeke_Cao @marsanfra Onion strings over mashed potatoes AFAICT!
Mar 2, 2019 8:26 PM
RT @nathanwpyle: https://t.co/fMcvMyZCTB
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Mar 2, 2019 6:20 PM
@aspen I Cantor even.
Mar 2, 2019 3:28 PM
RT @ArunChaud: My ex-bandmate and permanent soulmate Josh Carothers has a solo record coming out soon and this is the first song. It featur…
Mar 2, 2019 6:40 AM
@BklynInstitute @CherryTreeBar https://t.co/CUDdNNw7hV
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Mar 2, 2019 6:38 AM
@jayholler @davebarr We should do a deal with @google to allow embedded @twitter convo threads in open/world-readable GDocs.
Mar 2, 2019 6:15 AM
RT @maggieNYT: There was no misinterpretation. https://t.co/3fMAWFDxgn
Mar 2, 2019 1:39 AM
Always good having @TonyPrintezis onsite for our weekly 1:1. https://t.co/hGlaMrh1gZ
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Mar 1, 2019 11:21 PM
@n8foo Is..is the wall it is attached to covered in used gum or something?
Mar 1, 2019 9:15 PM
@javawithjiva @TonyPrintezis Better in theory than in practice.
Mar 1, 2019 7:08 PM
Years of using Twitter have prepared me for my current job which involves hours of reading the 2-inch wide columns of Google Doc comments.
Mar 1, 2019 6:04 PM
Current coffee status. https://t.co/NLem4Sbms2
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Mar 1, 2019 5:50 PM
@jayholler @PhilzCoffee @bala_theHRguy I’m OK though as long as we still have New Manhattan available. We, uh, do still have New Manhattan …
Mar 1, 2019 5:49 PM
@jayholler @PhilzCoffee This is a troubling development. Currently flagging Jay as a flight risk. /cc: @bala_theHRguy
Mar 1, 2019 5:17 PM
This is why we need unlocked gates that open in both directions at every station.
Mar 1, 2019 5:17 PM
Malfunctioning ADA gate at Mission & 16th. /cc: @SFBART @BevanDufty https://t.co/HzySfHaLPL
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Mar 1, 2019 4:46 PM
RT @mykola: lol what a great definition of 'eventual consistency' https://t.co/dUy6xq0UrW
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Mar 1, 2019 4:20 AM
RT @CodeBEAMio: Due to high demand, we're excited to announce an 11th hour addition to the lineup! Chris Meiklejohn will be at #CodeBEAMSF…
Mar 1, 2019 3:38 AM
What idiot called it "No Meeting Thursdays" instead of "And now back to our regularly scheduled programming."
Mar 1, 2019 2:58 AM
@st5are @Todd_Segal @dschonbe @zkiehl @jpd @taylorleese @fsareshwala If we started limiting email to 140 chars or less I might start checki…
Mar 1, 2019 1:16 AM
@Todd_Segal @dschonbe @zkiehl @st5are @jpd @taylorleese @fsareshwala 140 or less for life! 🙌🏻