August 2022 (401 tweets)

• Aug 31, 2022 7:46 PMRT @skilldrick: what idiot called it "truth social" and not "getting the banned back together"
• Aug 31, 2022 7:32 PM@burgessdryan /cc: @YiyingLu
• Aug 31, 2022 5:57 PM@burgessdryan 10 BEEP
• Aug 31, 2022 3:38 PMBack on BART! https://t.co/Tko0HQeOkb 📷
• Aug 31, 2022 1:59 AM@armor_coastal @DanScavino Sorry, can you post a higher-res photo? Can’t quite make that out.
• Aug 30, 2022 10:57 PM@LisaMcC42451573 @DanScavino That’s really weird.
• Aug 30, 2022 10:55 PM@LisaMcC42451573 @DanScavino Uh, we all have pronouns. At least we all do in English.
• Aug 30, 2022 10:40 PM@LyndaHaller3 @DanScavino Here I am.
• Aug 30, 2022 7:24 PM@armor_coastal @DanScavino Yes.
• Aug 30, 2022 7:16 PM@AvocadoAmerican @DanScavino Where?
• Aug 30, 2022 6:53 PM@burgessdryan @j_houg @gctaylor Previously: https://t.co/hfurJcjLgJ
• Aug 30, 2022 3:43 PMWhat circle of Twitter is this?
• Aug 30, 2022 3:21 PM@EdBlessing3 @DanScavino 🤔…ok now what?
• Aug 30, 2022 3:12 PM@EdBlessing3 @DanScavino Sounds pretty serious, but I gotta ask: what are these "demorats” you keep mentioning?
• Aug 30, 2022 2:59 PM@EdBlessing3 @DanScavino Tells you plenty of what?
• Aug 30, 2022 2:55 PM@EdBlessing3 @DanScavino How do you figure?
• Aug 30, 2022 2:40 PM@DanScavino Hey Dan, if you want us to stop calling you a fascist stop acting like a fascist.
• Aug 30, 2022 10:47 AMRT @susie_dent: My regular reminder that ‘lalochezia’ is the use of swearing to relieve pain, anxiety, or frustration.
• Aug 29, 2022 10:35 PMRT @joinenrich: Building an inclusive team: how to hire for diversity using the right networks Join @burgessdryan Sr. Software Eng. Manage…
• Aug 29, 2022 7:59 PMRT @Ian__Wren: Report dead fish along or in San Francisco Bay to ⁦@sfei_asc⁩ . Getting lots of reports of dead sturgeon, bass, and leopard…
• Aug 29, 2022 6:49 PM@altluu I love this.
• Aug 29, 2022 6:45 PM@jasongay Window seat without a wing-obstructed view. (On the side of the plane can see the cool stuff.)
• Aug 29, 2022 5:10 PM@skinnylatte @anildash 100% this! ☝🏻
• Aug 29, 2022 4:49 PM@jefposk @anildash You say one nice thing about SF and… https://t.co/mR2rQa2giw 📷
• Aug 29, 2022 4:06 PMRT @ben_rosen: this paw patrol episode is crazy https://t.co/r2fXwYmk2w 📷
• Aug 29, 2022 2:20 PMRT @CBSSacramento: Big traffic backup on I-80 in Vacaville after crash spills tomatoes all over road https://t.co/7aa9bGdEoB https://t.co/C…
• Aug 29, 2022 1:38 PM@Skill8303 Tell me more.
• Aug 29, 2022 11:50 AM@Skill8303 Like what?
• Aug 28, 2022 8:43 PM@JaniceForBART The BARTable Scriveners
• Aug 28, 2022 8:25 PMAlways a good time catching up with this garbage collection expert. https://t.co/vp6sFAvNlZ 📷
• Aug 28, 2022 3:52 PMsigh autotune/Demo.java:4: error: package https://t.co/AJ5TD6fyui.javac.util is not visible [javac] import https://t.co/AJ5TD6fyui.jav…
• Aug 27, 2022 9:52 PMRT @igb: What idiot called it "WS-Security" instead of "Encryption at SOAP"?
• Aug 27, 2022 9:33 PMRT @MuellerSheWrote: So do we add the suffix “Lago” to all scandals now instead of “gate”?
• Aug 27, 2022 8:15 PMRT @jhscott: Excluding Netflix and hedge funds, what’s the largest base cash salary you’ve seen for an individual contributor in tech?
• Aug 27, 2022 4:19 PM@mjduigou Are you talking about me or @dotMudge?
• Aug 27, 2022 3:32 PMAs I have mentioned elsewhere, during my tenure Mudge's engagement in this area was a) minimal, and b) not constructive/helpful.
• Aug 27, 2022 3:29 PMFinally(?) "many unable to support encryption at rest" is vague AF. Does he mean unable to support a specific implementation of EaR?
• Aug 27, 2022 3:29 PMFurthermore, I assume that by "compliance" Mudge is referring to the compliance policies set prior to Mudge's tenure by KaOS & InfoSec?
• Aug 27, 2022 3:29 PMEven going out on a limb to assume that he means only kernel version/patch compliance, the 50% number seems improbably high.
• Aug 27, 2022 3:29 PMAnd since Twitter's OS upgrades and patches were mostly automated, OS non-compliance %s are usually extremely low.
• Aug 27, 2022 3:29 PMGiven the different mechanics & constraints of OS vs. kernel upgrades at Twitter, there should be two different numbers here.
• Aug 27, 2022 3:29 PMAlso, the disjunction of "kernels" or "operating systems" and the use of a single aggregate percentage is pretty hand-wavy.
• Aug 27, 2022 3:29 PMMost of his other anecdotes or assertions have a footnote with more context and/or detail. It is weird that this one doesn't.
• Aug 27, 2022 3:29 PMThere is, frustratingly, no footnote or reference in @dotMudge's report to explain why he is making this particular claim. https://t.co/WG… 📷
• Aug 27, 2022 2:50 PMNice to find out *at the end* of a lengthy thread/Tweet storm that I can't save it in drafts. https://t.co/1nHNMUjWJh 📷
• Aug 27, 2022 12:44 PM@vjo Amazing! Great work Twitter media folks! This is *so* cool!
• Aug 27, 2022 12:42 PMTIL: you can now Tweet with mixed media (movies and pics)! https://t.co/zAN7WusFOE
• Aug 27, 2022 12:41 PM@vjo @kilianj @Mathblanchard_ Woah, Twitter supports multiple videos in a Tweet now?!?
• Aug 27, 2022 11:12 AM@henryszabranski Wow!!!
• Aug 27, 2022 1:47 AM@hipsterelectron Maddening to see arbitrary statements by a seemingly uninformed party (Mudge) being picked up by media and politicians.
• Aug 27, 2022 1:45 AM@hipsterelectron We (KaOS) worked around Mudge’s de-prioritization of kernel/OS and EaR work items.
• Aug 27, 2022 1:44 AM@hipsterelectron The former. And also noting that Mudge’s decisions as “Security lead” were an impediment to constructive work in those are…
• Aug 27, 2022 1:15 AM@StreamOfRon https://t.co/F3jyGnVUgo 🎥
• Aug 27, 2022 1:10 AMFighting about XML tonight on the hellsite; a Proustian remembrance of simpler times and simpler Tweets.
• Aug 27, 2022 12:46 AM@javawithjiva @bfd @ryanoneill @jayholler @hipsterelectron You are right. It is not merely “good”…it is great!
• Aug 27, 2022 12:43 AM@StreamOfRon @ryanoneill @jayholler @hipsterelectron That’s what StAX is for.
• Aug 27, 2022 12:42 AM@bfd @ryanoneill @jayholler @hipsterelectron What, nobody is going to make an XM Hell joke? Very disappointing.
• Aug 27, 2022 12:33 AM@ryanoneill @jayholler @hipsterelectron Ryan, I think you will enjoy this blog post of mine from 2006. https://t.co/NzhRGC9qYa
• Aug 27, 2022 12:13 AM@hipsterelectron I was there. In the 90s. And I love XML.
• Aug 27, 2022 12:04 AM@jayholler Right back atcha buddy!
• Aug 26, 2022 11:52 PM@tomaxwell @dotMudge Jack really set everyone up for success.
• Aug 26, 2022 11:43 PMMudge raising this as an issue is a fucking joke. I’m shocked it was included in his filings & it is wild that congress is running with it.… 📷
• Aug 26, 2022 11:33 PMLetter to @paraga from the Committee on Homeland Security concerning @dotMudge’s allegations. https://t.co/IEtUUETHnD
• Aug 26, 2022 10:52 PMRT @emilyst: Anyone here know how to diagnose “Exec format error” when loading a Linux kernel module? I’m a bit stumped by this issue filed…
• Aug 26, 2022 9:36 PMRT @ahl: From @bcantrill "If I had one piece of technical leadership advice: if people want to build tooling let them". If there is one unw…
• Aug 26, 2022 8:41 PMRT @marciahofmann: Netflix is looking to hire a manager on its data privacy & security legal team https://t.co/rTdurgOAoM
• Aug 26, 2022 8:35 PMRT @heatherdbuilds: Happy Friday y'all! Calling all disabled writers, animators, and creative executives interested in preschool and childr…
• Aug 26, 2022 8:28 PMRT @RIPEproject: #ICYMI: @IGB held the #RubiscoSymposium2022 to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Bill Ogren’s discovery of rubisco oxygena…
• Aug 26, 2022 8:26 PMOr (Occam's Razor etc.) Mudge could just be petty AF. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Aug 26, 2022 8:26 PM...so perhaps Larry leaned on^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H encouraged his buddy Mudge to blow that whistle.
• Aug 26, 2022 8:26 PMAnyway, Larry is a good friend of Elon and is backing his $TWTR bid...
• Aug 26, 2022 8:26 PMMudge mentioned Larry a few times in company-wide mtgs, maybe as a friend? I know for sure he misattributed a Jim Barksdale quote to Larry.…
• Aug 26, 2022 8:26 PMI am gonna blame the painkillers for this conspiracy theory, but here goes: @elonmusk -> @larryellison -> @dotMudge https://t.co/baL5TL5hmf 🎥
• Aug 26, 2022 3:48 PM@CubicleApril Sure, or like HTML. Or bitcoin.
• Aug 26, 2022 3:46 PM@CubicleApril Yes, but only if it is…*checks notes*…a protocol.
• Aug 26, 2022 2:30 PMRT @maxandersen: Heroku announced it will discontinue its free offerings. Good reminder to everyone that Cloud-based software is not free…
• Aug 26, 2022 1:50 PMJoin @jayholler and I later today as we blow the whistle on our own inaccurate, vindictive, and petty takes. https://t.co/BPOXht3NTk
• Aug 26, 2022 1:12 AM@mtd321 @aspen @petrillic Lol!
• Aug 26, 2022 12:58 AMRT @JaniceForBART: DID YOU KNOW THAT BART WILL BE 50% OFF FARES FOR ALL OF SEPTEMBER??? NOW YOU KNOW! TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!!!!!! TRAI…
• Aug 25, 2022 10:46 PMRT @WhiteHouse: Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven. https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB
• Aug 25, 2022 10:12 PM@cmeik Congratulations!
• Aug 25, 2022 10:05 PM@44 Hot takes and dumb puns.
• Aug 25, 2022 10:00 PM@lostinthegrid I have applied to get Super Followers.
• Aug 25, 2022 9:21 PM@arrdem @NuttySwiss Time to monetize my Creator™ -eligible status.
• Aug 25, 2022 9:13 PM@Zeke_Cao We aren’t there yet, Zeke.
• Aug 25, 2022 9:09 PMMy personal brand is nigh unstoppable. https://t.co/MNUesDMXq8 📷
• Aug 25, 2022 7:57 PM@nelson Yeah, the Tweet he is replying to…😬
• Aug 25, 2022 7:33 PM@sparhawk @jayholler I’ve been fully cleared to make dumb Tweets again.
• Aug 25, 2022 7:28 PM@jack @CubicleApril @wongmjane @ruudii2 https://t.co/RenNTPj2Zi 🎥
• Aug 25, 2022 7:14 PMMy biggest issue and my biggest regret is that it became a poorly-run company. https://t.co/ZHLdaTsuWa
• Aug 25, 2022 5:15 PMI love spreadsheets for tabular, quantitative data, but too often they are overused with info that is better shared via a doc or a website.
• Aug 25, 2022 4:12 PMAwesome, Wordle is now in the @NYTGames app! https://t.co/XITsWo0pli 📷
• Aug 25, 2022 3:50 PM@bryan_caplan Don’t worry, I’m sure its just a phase. They’ll grow out it.
• Aug 25, 2022 3:28 PM@KevinTober94 @guypbenson @pdoocy Why would they?
• Aug 25, 2022 2:25 PM@tmcarr Block and report him.
• Aug 25, 2022 2:22 PMRT @gradle: Want to save time during your #BuildConfiguration? Help #Gradle reach a fully Stable Configuration #Cache by joining our Septe…
• Aug 25, 2022 2:04 PMWordle 432 3/6 Line 1: Nothing. Line 2: 5th perfect, but 4th in the wrong place. Line 3: Won!
• Aug 25, 2022 2:03 PM@jefposk Wow, Kirby interpreting Zelazy! I never knew! This is so cool.
• Aug 25, 2022 2:02 PM@jefposk Such a great book!
• Aug 25, 2022 2:00 PM@jefposk Zelazny’s book?
• Aug 25, 2022 12:31 PMRT @matasar: Sometimes people ask me if it was this level of chaotic at Twitter while I was there. The answer is yes.
• Aug 25, 2022 12:01 PMRT @prchovanec: Re: “Idiocracy”, this captures my feelings exactly. When I first saw it, I was like “haha, that would never happen” and now…
• Aug 25, 2022 11:44 AMThanks for all the good vibes! Just a minor surgical procedure. I’m back home & gotta rest, but the doctor said I can still shitpost!
• Aug 25, 2022 11:37 AM@Zeke_Cao All good Zeke! Thank you!
• Aug 24, 2022 7:09 PM🎶 A little voice that's not quite your own "Count backwards from ten." 🎶 🎶 Watch the lights go from head to toe Doped up and coasting down… 📷
• Aug 24, 2022 3:21 PM@lenazun I am gonna be sad when this wonderful Tweet gets deleted.
• Aug 24, 2022 2:24 PMRT @SecretaryPete: Today is Public Service Loan Forgiveness Day of Action. If you served in the military, worked at a nonprofit, or in loca…
• Aug 24, 2022 1:20 PM@KimZetter I have no idea if Mudge's other accounts are accurate, but the above claim is disingenuous AF given that he was an active impedi…
• Aug 24, 2022 1:17 PM@KimZetter We (I managed Twitter's Kernel & OS team at the time) had to go around Mudge and his org to get those prioritized again.
• Aug 24, 2022 1:13 PM@KimZetter When Mudge took over Twitter Security he *removed* "encryption for stored data" and kernel & OS compliance work from Twitter's c…
• Aug 24, 2022 7:07 AMWordle 431 3/6 Line 1: 5th correct but in the wrong place. Line 2: 1st correct but in the wrong place. Line 3: Won!
• Aug 24, 2022 5:26 AMRT @ABCLiz: NEW: A San Rafael police officer was seen dropping off a homeless person in San Francisco and driving away. The SF City Attorne…
• Aug 24, 2022 12:53 AMDifferent time, same garbage takes. https://t.co/BPOXht3NTk
• Aug 23, 2022 9:25 PM@linguangst @dotMudge @rinkisethi @Twitter Amen.
• Aug 23, 2022 2:39 PMAnyway, I am convinced that, whoever he may have been in the annals of hacker lore, now he is just a fucking clown.
• Aug 23, 2022 2:39 PMAFAICT the guy just sent Mudge back a list of CVEs based on the version strings we sent him.
• Aug 23, 2022 2:39 PMTook a video chat with the VP of Platform to convince me that this was legit and this what Mudge had asked us to do.
• Aug 23, 2022 2:39 PMFigured it was an obvious phishing attempt so escalated.
• Aug 23, 2022 2:39 PMAn email from some dude showed up in my inbox saying Mudge had asked for this stuff.
• Aug 23, 2022 2:39 PMI remember when Mudge had us send Twitter kernel and OS reports to a rando buddy of his in Texas.
• Aug 23, 2022 1:45 PM@ssgtmas @dotMudge @larryellison He deprioritized our kernel and OS upgrades as well as the encryption at rest work, so...
• Aug 23, 2022 1:39 PMLol, @dotMudge & @rinkisethi *deprioritized* @Twitter's kernel & OS upgrade and encryption at rest initiatives. What utter garbage. https:…
• Aug 23, 2022 12:48 PMWhat I remember most about @dotMudge’s tenure at Twitter was him misattributing other people’s quotes to @larryellison. https://t.co/bBKby9…
• Aug 23, 2022 12:29 PM1) ⁦@dotMudge⁩ is a petty, vindictive jerk 2) @jack is an astonishingly bad judge of character https://t.co/xXke9IVjFC
• Aug 23, 2022 9:39 AMRT @Taniel: New supervised injection site in New York City this year has saved dozens of life — and Newsom had indicated support in the pas…
• Aug 23, 2022 9:39 AMRT @Scott_Wiener: Gov. Newsom vetoed our legislation to authorize SF, Oakland & LA to implement safe consumption sites. The veto is tragic…
• Aug 23, 2022 9:04 AMLocal venture capitalist upset that a 60-second TikTok video didn't include 5 hours of someone typing emails. https://t.co/tRuDYh9VCb
• Aug 23, 2022 8:37 AMRT @pandemona: early web was a major communications transformation for the world. even as janky as it was, it was amazing. eye opening. lif…
• Aug 23, 2022 8:23 AMWelp. https://t.co/S3VjwzMtLD
• Aug 23, 2022 4:24 AMok after 22 hours awake it is probably time to try and get some sleep no i am fine why do you ask https://t.co/oeONFN6dEF
• Aug 23, 2022 4:08 AM@prchovanec My “I would prefer not to.” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt. https://t.co/mqYI5Kqvf4 📷
• Aug 22, 2022 4:23 PM@burgessdryan I am so glad I am presenting first. 💤🥱😴
• Aug 22, 2022 3:05 PMIt is absolutely wonderful to be back in the gloriously cool and grey city of SF. https://t.co/g0zt4sgvWX 📷
• Aug 22, 2022 3:03 PMRT @palmerj3: Benefits of working outside: A bird pooped on my laptop while I was browsing twitter. https://t.co/1dHdcW4r9Y 🎥
• Aug 22, 2022 3:02 PM@gctaylor @palmerj3 No problem. https://t.co/M0NbpFF7mW
• Aug 22, 2022 12:43 PM@rpalcolea @palmerj3 https://t.co/UXtDLgSdGQ 🤔
• Aug 22, 2022 12:07 PM@palmerj3 Good news: headed to the Develop Leadership offsite in a few hours to do just that! https://t.co/Qeo8W0KL4b 🎥
• Aug 22, 2022 10:59 AMMondays, but you have been awake since 10PM on Sunday and your circadian cycle is still set to UTC +5:30, amirite?
• Aug 22, 2022 9:47 AM@doriantaylor Welcome to the party.
• Aug 22, 2022 8:40 AM@Zeke_Cao Not sure but we started out 12.5 hours off PT.
• Aug 22, 2022 6:52 AM@Zeke_Cao Yo
• Aug 22, 2022 6:16 AMgm https://t.co/8hEy6qIlvp
• Aug 21, 2022 11:52 PMCurrent jetlag status: gonna take a "nap" at 5PM.
• Aug 21, 2022 4:14 AM@Zeke_Cao @pgarg @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown According to conservative Bay Area VCs, yes.
• Aug 21, 2022 4:10 AMDXB ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ SFO https://t.co/XK0mMZX9Ur 📷
• Aug 21, 2022 2:58 AMRT @sarah_edo: When leaders first join an organization, it’s crucial that we stay curious. Ask questions. Learn about the history, gather i…
• Aug 20, 2022 3:47 PMDEL ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ DXB https://t.co/0k3RdtG3WN 📷
• Aug 20, 2022 7:30 AMCHD ⇢ 🚗 ⇢ DEL
• Aug 20, 2022 7:12 AM@robmalchow @btaylor I do. I also can’t help but notice that he’s not on it anymore.
• Aug 20, 2022 6:32 AMTwitter is more valuable to humanity than sales software that software salespeople sell to other salespeople. Don’t fuck this up @btaylor.
• Aug 20, 2022 6:25 AMRT @MatthewWSiu: imagining what a color picker for words could look like https://t.co/xBSxkHQmzT 🎥
• Aug 20, 2022 5:22 AM@altluu @disruptnhandlr @danluu @Cyan4973 Y Collector > Y Combinator
• Aug 20, 2022 5:10 AMAny thread by @danluu that includes a Tweet that QTs a Tweet that contains a screenshot of a doc that mentions @tdmackey is worth reading. …
• Aug 20, 2022 5:00 AMRT @danluu: I wonder how much waste has been eliminated by Yann Collect creating zstd. When I ran the numbers at Twitter, which is tiny co…
• Aug 20, 2022 2:49 AMAnother day, another rando trying to connect with me on LinkedIn. https://t.co/NyFDG6v4Dt 📷
• Aug 20, 2022 2:34 AM@gpapilion @srw :-(
• Aug 20, 2022 1:47 AM@m7z I take that back. iOS works on cellular data but not on Wi-Fi/ ISP. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Aug 20, 2022 1:45 AMIt was my last AM run in India so the boys came out to say goodbye. https://t.co/wJMz9DQzua 📷
• Aug 20, 2022 1:37 AM@m7z https://t.co/9EiW9Hvi4B in India. Seems to be working on iOS now though.
• Aug 20, 2022 12:50 AMRT @rpalcolea: Come see me speak at https://t.co/bKCqMR3Wbu in Chicago, Sept 25-28. This is a community-run #Java #JVM #Cloud #BigData conf…
• Aug 20, 2022 12:50 AMRT @rpalcolea: If you want to learn about dependency management in a complex world (how we do it at @WeAreNetflix), this is the event! Actu…
• Aug 20, 2022 12:39 AM@m7z Looks like there are still restrictions based on location. Guessing it is still limited to the US right now. :-( https://t.co/PeMXimPG… 📷
• Aug 20, 2022 12:17 AMRT @BeeBimBop: Really sad to see company departure emails for people who clearly achieved A LOT in a short time, but weren’t promoted quic…
• Aug 19, 2022 12:38 PMThis whole thing should be a T-shirt. https://t.co/kjBnPEsF6q
• Aug 19, 2022 12:37 PMRT @DanSchkade: TWITTER COPS (1/4) https://t.co/MW27S5GWKe 📷
• Aug 19, 2022 12:31 PMRT @j_houg: All I want from Twitter is to be able to click on a NYT link and for it to take me to the app, where I am already logged in.
• Aug 19, 2022 12:08 PM@j_houg ...and see if there's an easy way for us to mess around with it for some parameter/tuning exploration.
• Aug 19, 2022 12:07 PM@j_houg ...figured I'd mess around and see what the current state-of-the-art looks like...
• Aug 19, 2022 12:06 PM@j_houg We used to have a Spearmint-based BO-as-a-service back at Twitter that we used for some JVM tuning...
• Aug 19, 2022 12:04 PM@j_houg Just messing around to see how easy it is to set up a primitive "autotune" backend with BoTorch & Ax.
• Aug 19, 2022 12:01 PMFor the 3-5 people that comprise Fof's TAM here's a link for you: https://t.co/JBW0rgLWX2
• Aug 19, 2022 12:01 PMAnd by "migrate to Python3" I mean replacing print fof.getYforX(x)) with print(fof.getYforX(x)) *sighs dramatically*
• Aug 19, 2022 12:01 PMLooks like I need to migrate the Fof app's generated Python to Python3. *sigh* https://t.co/1GTz8SOXvb 📷
• Aug 19, 2022 11:47 AMCurrent BoTorch/Ax status: https://t.co/C6Qx42KKYb
• Aug 19, 2022 11:44 AMI really hate^H^H^H^H don't know Python.
• Aug 19, 2022 6:06 AMCurrent status. https://t.co/bi1igOi5Cu 🎥
• Aug 19, 2022 4:44 AMRT @Tazerface16: The only folks who believe Elon Musk is a centrist are the naive members of his cult. You don't show up at a party celebr…
• Aug 19, 2022 2:23 AMAM run. The humidity levels & owl sightings continue unabated. https://t.co/JBRdiitPhV 📷
• Aug 18, 2022 4:22 PM@jesshopp Bhopal Stiffs?
• Aug 18, 2022 1:45 PM@palvaro https://t.co/jAPw0dsPHk
• Aug 18, 2022 1:12 PMRT @norootcause: https://t.co/MfT44GhMpk 📷
• Aug 18, 2022 1:05 PM@Coty I see what you did there.
• Aug 18, 2022 1:03 PMRT @SamGreszes: So I'm pretty frustrated & confused rn? just got home from a date and when she went to pick up her bill I said "don't worry…
• Aug 18, 2022 12:53 PMRT @mary__retta: Hi! For @TeenVogue I’m writing about the US teacher shortage; if you are a teacher who has left your job due to lack of re…
• Aug 18, 2022 9:13 AMJoin @jayholler & I this evening. Join @jayholler & I this morning. Join @jayholler & I whenever. https://t.co/aAQSpa3dBt
• Aug 18, 2022 4:34 AMPicked this book up at random at a local bookstore. Heavy, dark, and sometimes chilling short stories. https://t.co/qv6aocpZ7X 📷
• Aug 18, 2022 2:53 AM@JemYoung Congratulations!!!
• Aug 18, 2022 2:31 AM@soozinbird You got it! :-)
• Aug 18, 2022 2:30 AM@AdamDasky @btaylor @Marthalanefox @pichette More likely the email address they had for me was my old Twitter one. Sadly I have less $TWTR …
• Aug 18, 2022 1:49 AMAM run. I saw the owl again. https://t.co/FthKPmxo4C 📷
• Aug 17, 2022 4:32 PM@javawithjiva @elonmusk Well, as the operator explained, they had a hard time hearing me. It is possible I misheard something.
• Aug 17, 2022 4:28 PMCool, cool. Just wanted to make sure. Looking forward to your voting "NO" in September.
• Aug 17, 2022 4:27 PM…and 3) would destroy the world’s most important social network?
• Aug 17, 2022 4:25 PM…and 2) would be a *huge* "fuck you" to current Twitter employees…
• Aug 17, 2022 4:22 PMWe are all on the same page, right? That selling $TWTR to @elonmusk would 1) be a breach of fiduciary duty to shareholders…
• Aug 17, 2022 4:20 PMHey @btaylor, @Marthalanefox, @pichette, et al: I appreciate the board calling me at 9:45PM to make sure I vote against Elon buying $TWTR.
• Aug 17, 2022 12:35 PMYes, that’s the whole point. https://t.co/PIcAKBxrVg
• Aug 17, 2022 12:34 PMWIP https://t.co/yGi403yUkC 📷
• Aug 17, 2022 11:20 AMOk, think this will be the last test for a bit. Had to fight Swift to fix some alt-text JSON. https://t.co/ALmwcuTAob 📷
• Aug 17, 2022 10:57 AMJFC Swift, I just want a substring of a string...why tf do you have to make it so fucking complicated.
• Aug 17, 2022 10:23 AMRT @SusanPotter: 10-weeks. This is a war against women having any rights at all. There is no other way to read Florida's actions. I bet if…
• Aug 17, 2022 10:02 AMTesting some more. https://t.co/aQa0H7OfLJ 📷
• Aug 17, 2022 9:39 AMStill testing. Still sorry about it. https://t.co/sqjxk4WI97 📷
• Aug 17, 2022 9:32 AMTesting again. Sorry. https://t.co/qwJ1HxxcXD 📷
• Aug 17, 2022 8:57 AMDemocracy vs. The PayPal Mafia https://t.co/YxTgYFpyg4
• Aug 17, 2022 7:01 AMWordle 424 2/6 Line 1: 5th perfect, but 2nd in the wrong place. Line 2: Won!
• Aug 17, 2022 2:23 AMWent back after my run with a better camera. :-) https://t.co/pWiPwhNefa
• Aug 17, 2022 2:22 AMSaw this spotted owlet on my run this morning so I circled back afterwards with the SLR to get a better shot. #birdwatching #birdphotograph… 📷
• Aug 17, 2022 2:18 AMRan into this guy on my AM run. https://t.co/amTYitwH46 📷
• Aug 16, 2022 2:35 PM@ntakayama @javawithjiva That’s is a awesome idea!!! https://t.co/aOJgucz6xA 🎥
• Aug 16, 2022 2:02 PMRT @cstancu: @AndrewCMyers @GraalVM Truffle is the perfect candidate for that. You just need to write an AST interpreter for your language…
• Aug 16, 2022 12:40 PM@javawithjiva Previously: https://t.co/JBW0rgLWX2
• Aug 16, 2022 12:38 PM@javawithjiva The TAM for this app is basically me.
• Aug 16, 2022 12:37 PM@javawithjiva Basically I am scratching my own particular itch. :-)
• Aug 16, 2022 12:37 PM@javawithjiva I am working on a threading feature so successive drafts of an image can be shared as a sequence of replies.
• Aug 16, 2022 12:31 PM@javawithjiva An iOS app (specifically an iPad app) I am writing that is basically an Apple Pencil canvas that allows you to tweet drawings.
• Aug 16, 2022 12:07 PMTrying to thread a needle. https://t.co/FJEF7Kdb3b 📷
• Aug 16, 2022 12:01 PMThat’s right. More test Tweets. https://t.co/EDUNFcbYfr 📷
• Aug 16, 2022 11:48 AMSpotted this, uh, spotted dove in the backyard this evening. #birdphotography #birdwatching https://t.co/ToPLTiRC6o 📷
• Aug 16, 2022 10:23 AMRT @austinrspence: ORNITHOLOGY JOB ALERT – please share! We are looking to hire an avian agroecology field technician to help us understan…
• Aug 16, 2022 7:55 AM@DolanRyanne when N <= 2, yes
• Aug 16, 2022 7:34 AMRT @katzish: This analysis really captures why the vibe of the Oz grocery store video is “alien who has read one 1977 book on throwing a pa…
• Aug 16, 2022 3:30 AMRT @igb: The only thing dumber than migrating to GCP when you already have your own hyperscale DC infrastructure is migrating to both GCP *…
• Aug 16, 2022 3:24 AM@gasca Always has been. https://t.co/AOZCW5gykv 📷
• Aug 16, 2022 2:58 AM@mattbytes @Twitter Wow! I am so glad we had an opportunity to work together. What a *huge* loss for Twitter, but I’m excited to see what y…
• Aug 16, 2022 2:20 AMRT @yigalatz: We are expanding Corretto PM team, if you are interested please reach out to Mike, Me, or apply directly #openjdk #aws https:…
• Aug 16, 2022 1:58 AMThis morning’s AM run brought to you by Naked Raygun’s "Understand?" https://t.co/yKRbmSkyeb 📷
• Aug 15, 2022 1:58 PM@jayholler 10-4 buddy!
• Aug 15, 2022 1:56 PM@jayholler https://t.co/j0sBae3Yyo
• Aug 15, 2022 1:54 PMJay Hind! https://t.co/PHcWpq5N5M
• Aug 15, 2022 11:52 AMRT @meakoopa: in STARSHIP TROOPERS (1997) the use of combat veterans as school teachers is how the movie signals its society has become irr…
• Aug 15, 2022 11:48 AMMissing alt text: "Drawn in purple the words: 'YET ANOTHER TRANSPARENCY TEST...' & a cartoon face bearing a look of dismay."
• Aug 15, 2022 11:45 AMhahaha..yes..finally. Fuck programming. It is the worst.
• Aug 15, 2022 11:41 AMI promise no more after this. https://t.co/dEAsupvVhO 📷
• Aug 15, 2022 11:27 AMShrug. https://t.co/vVL5iC7Epb 📷
• Aug 15, 2022 10:44 AMSorry. I really am. https://t.co/k4WqJmRxVU 📷
• Aug 15, 2022 10:43 AMTwitter needs a better policy for govt. accts. & retention and especially for "newsworthy"/exempt accts. like Trump's. cc:@Policy @vijaya …
• Aug 15, 2022 10:35 AMRT @ericuman: 👇🏼 The National Archive and White House itself used ProPublica’s archive of deleted tweets to capture the tweets that Trump t…
• Aug 15, 2022 8:32 AMKeep scrolling. Nothing to see here. Carry on with your timeline. https://t.co/8XuxkOodfd 📷
• Aug 15, 2022 6:28 AMThis is a test. My apologies for interrupting your timeline. https://t.co/70sa77zhb8 📷
• Aug 15, 2022 4:58 AM@ianisqatsibot https://t.co/6kOp1cODLo 🎥
• Aug 15, 2022 2:42 AM@BklynInstitute Schumpeterian waste FTW! https://t.co/bqlDniAa4D 🎥
• Aug 15, 2022 2:37 AMRT @BklynInstitute: Capitalism and Creative Destruction: an Introduction to Joseph Schumpeter | September BISR Online Courses | https://t.c…
• Aug 15, 2022 2:05 AMHappy Independence Day, India! #IndiaAt75
• Aug 15, 2022 1:36 AMAM run. https://t.co/otdQuQLu82 📷
• Aug 14, 2022 1:11 PMI ♡ rain. https://t.co/mcVV9Kl2Is 🎥
• Aug 14, 2022 12:58 PMDe-humidification intensifies. https://t.co/3m1jH0J31k 🎥
• Aug 14, 2022 12:48 PM@AnthroPunk It is amazing OMG. https://t.co/2thfD5xv6C 🎥
• Aug 14, 2022 12:44 PM@NetflixIndia https://t.co/BzgeoHzy5C 🎥
• Aug 14, 2022 12:39 PMRT @NetflixIndia: If you could transport yourself into a movie, which world would you pick?
• Aug 14, 2022 12:19 PMCurrent humidity-relief status. https://t.co/7IpLuxGEws 🎥
• Aug 14, 2022 11:15 AM@cstross 😬🐟☠️
• Aug 14, 2022 10:52 AMJungle babblers are the OG angry bird. #birdwatching #birdphotography #GetOffMyLawn https://t.co/PvYCbrH73e 📷
• Aug 14, 2022 6:25 AMFun family visit to the archives at the Le Corbusier Centre. https://t.co/sCdqZSiJoq 📷
• Aug 14, 2022 3:10 AM@jayholler I just say what the Old Ones tell me to say.
• Aug 14, 2022 2:52 AM@arrdem "French cleats" has always sounded like some sort of social disease to me
• Aug 14, 2022 2:48 AMPh’nglui mglw’nafh CoComelon R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.
• Aug 14, 2022 2:33 AMWe need fewer billionaires with political agendas. Or maybe fewer billionaires in general. Or, perhaps, *no* billionaires at all. 🤔 htt…
• Aug 14, 2022 1:33 AMAM run. 🐄 https://t.co/V0pre1K384 📷
• Aug 13, 2022 12:52 PMWhat kind of bird is this? https://t.co/7hMcEOxOl7 📷
• Aug 13, 2022 3:52 AMRT @JasonLeopold: I will again point to this declaration by Mark Meadows submitted to a federal court in my 2020 #FOIA case https://t.co/nV…
• Aug 13, 2022 2:35 AMRT @1followernodad: me, after I send one email https://t.co/SSnfMf0mGH 📷
• Aug 12, 2022 11:57 PMRT @vboykis: CDC says you can use log4j again.
• Aug 12, 2022 4:14 PMThis black kite was chilling in a tree outside our room when we checked in in this afternoon. https://t.co/0q0nLyDUNo 📷
• Aug 12, 2022 3:17 PMRT @jzbleed: @AP An Associated Press reporter witnessed a man storm the stage at the Chautauqua Institution and begin punching or stabbing…
• Aug 12, 2022 9:14 AMToday’s drive "From Chandigarh to Shimla" has been brought to you by our sponsor, Dramamine™.
• Aug 12, 2022 4:11 AMA black-rumped flameback stopped by this AM. Didn’t quite get the shot I wanted but I did snap a few pics of this stunning woodpecker. http… 📷
• Aug 12, 2022 3:01 AMRequired reading. https://t.co/Iui8oFCadb 📷
• Aug 12, 2022 1:32 AMAM run. 🥵 https://t.co/7Y2WluA6U5 📷
• Aug 11, 2022 4:53 PM@Twitter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/XkoebQ4kte
• Aug 11, 2022 2:54 PM@amdev @Twitter We need a DALL-E for puns.
• Aug 11, 2022 2:49 PM@amdev This is why I ♡ @Twitter.
• Aug 11, 2022 2:43 PMWhat idiot called it "San Francisco" instead of "The Perfect Clime"?
• Aug 11, 2022 2:34 PMAs part of the total addressable market for this product, I feel seen. https://t.co/tDyhZhfcOd
• Aug 11, 2022 2:33 PMRT @RollingStone: .@jmascis has co-founded a subscription puzzle service that jigsaws some of music’s most iconic album covers. https://t.c…
• Aug 11, 2022 2:32 PMSeriously though, the conservative VCs pushing the "SF is in decline" narrative need a new writer’s room.
• Aug 11, 2022 2:32 PMSuper excited to see the next phase of @BrookeJenkinsSF’s war on drugs. https://t.co/WPzfsraUTC
• Aug 11, 2022 2:12 PMRT @SFCityAttorney: ⬇️ BREAKING: In a major victory this morning, a federal judge ruled in our favor in our landmark opioid trial against W…
• Aug 11, 2022 1:57 PMRT @cronokirby: I think "Mystery Org Chart" is a better term than "flat hierarchy"
• Aug 11, 2022 10:36 AM@derekpcollins @artistlecor Haven’t made it to the center yet, hopefully this visit!
• Aug 11, 2022 10:35 AM@derekpcollins @artistlecor We did on our last visit! It is fabulous! https://t.co/jwdQ1BN1HV
• Aug 11, 2022 6:52 AMRT @RonFilipkowski: Outside Mar-a-Lago, a concerned citizen wants to know why the FBI isn’t doing anything about Hillary’s emails or Hunter…
• Aug 11, 2022 6:38 AM@synecdotal Going through Dubai customs I had to explain the "50 Shades of J" stickers on my laptops to an inquisitive hipster official.
• Aug 11, 2022 6:36 AMRT @PuzzleHeads: #getittogether https://t.co/VAFxxwPsn4 🎥
• Aug 11, 2022 5:33 AMA couple rose-ringed parakeets dropped by the yard after this morning’s rain. #birdphotography #birdwatching https://t.co/pT78rAQgH6 📷
• Aug 11, 2022 3:17 AMRT @norootcause: Another day, another government IT payroll migration disaster. Forget “innovation”, I wish we in the tech industry could u…
• Aug 11, 2022 2:54 AM@cravensroost @artistlecor I wish! Still in the 80s! 🥵
• Aug 11, 2022 2:42 AMRT @nimalan: Hey everyone, just wanted to put the word out there that I am looking for my next job! Please send relevant opportunities my w…
• Aug 11, 2022 1:59 AMRT @Sommer: Love reading about how "Apple, Disney, and Netflix—all are united in making entertainment accessible—and enjoyable—to all." The…
• Aug 11, 2022 1:57 AMA rainy 🙏🏻 AM run. https://t.co/QUSk7mAPMN 📷
• Aug 11, 2022 12:27 AMTune in tomorrow morning or later this evening (depending on what Time Zone you are in) as @jayholler and I take the show international! ht…
• Aug 10, 2022 10:13 PMRT @SFBART: BART is putting out a call for local artists to create a series of anime-style mascots and related works to promote public tran…
• Aug 10, 2022 3:30 PMRT @doctorow: Oh look, the billionaire co-founder of @PalantirPrivacy is funding model state legislation that criminalizes sleeping in a ho…
• Aug 10, 2022 3:23 PMRT @BrandyLJensen: i truly am rooting for most of you
• Aug 10, 2022 3:12 PM@WholeMarsBlog What the fuck is wrong with you?
• Aug 10, 2022 1:08 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: A laptop sits open in front of a window. Outside the window is a highway.
• Aug 10, 2022 1:04 PMRT @UkRedacted: Former Twitter employee Ahmad Abouammo was found guilty of spying for the government of Saudi Arabia by obtaining informati…
• Aug 10, 2022 8:09 AMI am more of a “birds in the wild” kind of person, but this was a fun (if insanely hot & humid) family outing this AM. https://t.co/N9m1U8L… 📷
• Aug 10, 2022 3:11 AMHey @btaylor, @jack, I’m starting to think this guy shouldn’t be put in charge of the world’s most important social network. WDYT? https://…
• Aug 10, 2022 2:55 AMIt was my first time ever seeing this bird IRL, though @AahnaBrown told me she had seen one in a video game: “Alba” by @ustwogames!
• Aug 10, 2022 2:52 AMI circled back after my run and spotted this Eurasian hoopoe. What cool looking bird! #birdphotography #birdwatching https://t.co/DjxxhZGswi 📷
• Aug 10, 2022 1:56 AMAM run. The humidity is off the charts. 🥵 https://t.co/R7Ox3ZbS4H 📷
• Aug 10, 2022 1:05 AMRT @pelikan_cache: The blog post @danluu and @thinkingfish wrote about a decade's worth of cache incidents at Twitter is evidence of what c…
• Aug 9, 2022 1:37 PM@jayholler @amdev Amen. https://t.co/0PqNmKw5hq
• Aug 9, 2022 1:30 PM.@TIME owner @benioff gonna buy $TWTR if @btaylor (co-CEO of @salesforce!) & the $TWTR board somehow manage to avoid selling out to Elon?! …
• Aug 9, 2022 12:50 PM@amdev (But I do use it a lot.)
• Aug 9, 2022 12:50 PM@amdev Well, I *have* seen a lot of hornbills, koels, kites, mynah birds, etc. over the years so I don’t *always* use my phone. :-)
• Aug 9, 2022 12:47 PM@amdev Machine learning, Amro. Machine learning. https://t.co/MksZkaI8ML
• Aug 9, 2022 12:22 PMThis Indian grey hornbill stopped by the yard to say hello just before dinner time. #birdphotography #birds https://t.co/kB9LN55xGk 📷
• Aug 9, 2022 5:27 AMSpotted this shy koel hiding in a tree by the house. https://t.co/LmjMMHxM4R 📷
• Aug 9, 2022 4:46 AMRT @TimRossComedy: .@Twitter yo unban him just for tonight please
• Aug 9, 2022 4:05 AM@LOHITVERMA @McdonaIdslndia I guess I’ve gotta go back and find out! :-)
• Aug 9, 2022 3:57 AMRT @dcmadness202: A 20-year-old unvaccinated man, born in the era of vaccine misinformation, is the first confirmed US polio case in 9 year…
• Aug 9, 2022 3:54 AM@RepMikeTurner No one is above the law, Mike.
• Aug 9, 2022 2:47 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: A digital graffiti-style cartoon of a man’s head and a thought bubble containing the text “ACAB”.
• Aug 9, 2022 2:38 AMRT @ChrisJBakke: The funniest transfer of wealth in modern times is the SoftBank Vision fund which took $100 billion in Saudi oil money and…
• Aug 9, 2022 1:45 AM@Zeke_Cao @javawithjiva There is a thing with a suction cup at the end of a telescoping pole for changing bulbs. Stay safe my high-ceiling-…
• Aug 9, 2022 1:03 AMAM run. Less dogs, more cows. https://t.co/8m3A1AlRMO 📷
• Aug 8, 2022 11:40 PM@juliaferraioli With @jack as his number one fan boy.
• Aug 8, 2022 11:39 PM"broke" into https://t.co/4Nn8PkTRh2 https://t.co/54GXU7urrB 🎥
• Aug 8, 2022 11:33 PMReally hope they find some incriminating stuff on @DanScavino while they are there. 🤞🏻 https://t.co/CdacWnVIBY
• Aug 8, 2022 11:14 PMRT @ASFleischman: Malcolm Gladwell has spent more than 10,000 hours coming up with takes, still hasn't mastered them
• Aug 8, 2022 11:06 PMRT @jasongay: huge scoop for truth social
• Aug 8, 2022 11:00 PMRT @kaitlancollins: The FBI executed a search warrant today at President Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, the former president conf…
• Aug 8, 2022 10:53 PM@benj_fry @hipsterelectron @thinkingfish @cacoco My management approach may be unorthodox but it is also extremely ineffective.
• Aug 8, 2022 10:08 PMRT @badatreality: bitcoin company holds texas power grid hostage. will do so again next month
• Aug 8, 2022 8:09 PMHey @btaylor, thanks for the 1AM wake-up call! If you and the $TWTR board need any help deciding how to vote on Sep 13th just DM me. https:… 📷
• Aug 8, 2022 2:47 PM@cravensroost @McdonaIdslndia It is *better* than the real thing.
• Aug 8, 2022 2:12 PM@ysr1729 @dpkagrawal The stick is definitely a necessary accessory for AM walking or running around here!
• Aug 8, 2022 2:00 PMRT @GraceRandolph: UPDATE from what I’m hearing: New mega streaming service will combine all #WBDiscovery content won’t have #HBO in the…
• Aug 8, 2022 8:23 AMI waited 3 years & traveled 10,000 miles just so I could once again enjoy the amazing epicurean wonder that is the McAloo™ Tikki Burger. ht… 📷
• Aug 8, 2022 4:30 AMWait, his kid’s name is "Saxon"? WTF. This dude sure does rhyme a lot with white supremacist tropes. 🤔 https://t.co/RRll7g31zq
• Aug 8, 2022 4:03 AMRT @dmofengineering: New to tech: It’s time to Build. Tech Veteran: It’s time to Build a woodshop.
• Aug 8, 2022 3:50 AMRT @adityaag: We are currently in the midst of the largest rightward-shift in Silicon Valley politics that I have seen in my 20 years here.…
• Aug 8, 2022 3:41 AM@hipsterelectron Stop trying to make "fetch" happen, Danny.
• Aug 8, 2022 3:25 AMThis red-wattled lapwing pretty much runs the yard. https://t.co/np1Qr8jO6K 📷
• Aug 8, 2022 3:19 AM@kdspaul Seriously.
• Aug 8, 2022 2:42 AM@dpkagrawal This makes sense but also has strong "give the bullies my lunch money" vibes.
• Aug 8, 2022 12:35 AMEarly (and humid) AM run. 🥵 Ran the last 200 meters flat out while being chased by 3-5 angry feral कुत्ते. 😬 https://t.co/00Dc2cYBhG 📷
• Aug 7, 2022 8:50 PM..."Crude flower shapes are drawn around the text in magenta, purple, red and orange."
• Aug 7, 2022 8:50 PM..."followed by (in a burnt umber color): '(APOLOGIES…I AM JUST TESTING SOMETHING)'"
• Aug 7, 2022 8:50 PMIntended alt-text: "A scribbled note that reads (in a maroon color): 'DOES THIS IMAGE HAVE A TRANSPARENT BACKGROUND?'"...
• Aug 7, 2022 8:46 PMIMO it was JSON’s fault.
• Aug 7, 2022 8:45 PMOk, *not* transparent, which is good. Unfortunately I managed to uncover a bug in my alt-text support.
• Aug 7, 2022 8:41 PMI mean, I could just look at my code and see what i am setting as the default background but this is easier. https://t.co/Kk8XHMYFHh 📷
• Aug 7, 2022 8:31 PM@SusanPotter Ahem. Meant to say "rendered on the iPad"
• Aug 7, 2022 8:30 PM@SusanPotter Yeah, actually didn't realize my canvas was transparent in my authoring app until it renders on the weirdly dark.😅
• Aug 7, 2022 8:28 PMHmm...transparent backgrounds might be a bit of an issue. :-)
• Aug 7, 2022 8:26 PMThis is only a test. https://t.co/l0ahV2Y7fJ 📷
• Aug 7, 2022 6:26 PMAh yes, I'd almost forgotten that jetlag was a thing.
• Aug 7, 2022 6:16 PM@Mohitg1580 @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown Two weeks. Yes! We must!!!
• Aug 7, 2022 11:41 AM@codeOfRobin Only 83F° up here this evening but it is humid AF.
• Aug 7, 2022 11:28 AMIt took us two days to travel halfway around the planet. https://t.co/p1lUzH9lq4 📷
• Aug 7, 2022 6:36 AMACAB but India’s Immigration & Customs officials have gotta be up there with the worst of the worst.
• Aug 7, 2022 6:27 AMDEL ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ IXC https://t.co/PtuhNcubws 📷
• Aug 7, 2022 1:06 AMgm https://t.co/3l3K55No2T 📷
• Aug 6, 2022 10:59 PMDXB ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ DEL https://t.co/WTBuzfqzHX 📷
• Aug 6, 2022 9:42 PMI hereby challenge @elonmusk to a public debate about the Elon-Tweets-that-are-uncredited-rip-offs-of-expired-memes percentage. https://t.c…
• Aug 6, 2022 5:33 PM@kdspaul @javawithjiva @jayholler @pgarg @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown It is insane how far apart/away the gates are at DEL.
• Aug 6, 2022 5:24 PMRT @norootcause: Me, several years ago: I wish I had more ideas about stuff to post about on twitter. Me, today: I wish I could stop postin…
• Aug 6, 2022 5:18 PM@kdspaul @javawithjiva @jayholler @pgarg @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown I don’t think so. We fly into DEL early Sunday AM and then take some loc…
• Aug 6, 2022 1:28 PM@javawithjiva @jayholler @pgarg @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown 2.5 hours left!
• Aug 6, 2022 5:34 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: A California highway unrolls under a sinking sun.
• Aug 6, 2022 3:26 AM@the_yeti @pgarg @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown A-380
• Aug 6, 2022 2:04 AMRT @Hummmmmbaby: @btaylor You want to force Elon to buy a company he DOESN’T WANT. Great idea. So relieved @Twitter, the company we as Twee…
• Aug 5, 2022 11:10 PMSFO ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ DXB https://t.co/L8a1y8hkCH 📷
• Aug 5, 2022 5:35 PM@ShannonSkalos It is a Larry bird. Seriously.
• Aug 5, 2022 4:23 PM@jayholler Replay, I mean.
• Aug 5, 2022 4:23 PM@jayholler It was our best yet. I am listening to the reply while driving.
• Aug 5, 2022 3:00 PMFuck it, we'll do it live. https://t.co/6nSaxKboTz
• Aug 5, 2022 3:15 AM@btaylor Hey Bret, please don’t force @elonmusk to buy @Twitter. Thanks, - @Twitter /cc: @paraga
• Aug 5, 2022 3:01 AMRT @jefposk: These things are not the same. One kills a million people per year. The other kills approximately zero. If you think they shou…
• Aug 5, 2022 2:34 AMTune it tomorrow as @jayholler & I make claims that are factually inaccurate, legally insufficient, and commercially irrelevant. https://t…
• Aug 5, 2022 12:13 AMRT @rahulsom: New alignment chart. Where are you?
• Aug 4, 2022 2:23 PM@rabois Don’t forget: use deceptive marketing to cheat customers. https://t.co/iW3anFMMsg
• Aug 4, 2022 1:30 PMRT @xanabon: I lied to you, I don’t have netflix. when you get here we’re projecting my tweets on the the big screen and choosing my greate…
• Aug 4, 2022 2:48 AMPetty and vindictive podcast host claims Twitter is petty and vindictive. https://t.co/hz4GXXMBT5
• Aug 3, 2022 2:52 PM@jayholler ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/QDwTRPVhhc
• Aug 3, 2022 2:49 PMWhat does a "boosted Tweet" look like on the consuming/targeted TL? Is it labeled the same as a promoted Tweet?
• Aug 3, 2022 4:33 AM@JoeBlubaugh @brunoborges @Twitter @noah @biz My drafts "folder". https://t.co/Crxpnl9p2w 📷
• Aug 3, 2022 4:27 AMRT @brunoborges: @JoeBlubaugh @igb @Twitter @noah @biz Nope. Exactly 140. And you really thought Ian would make a mistake like that?
• Aug 3, 2022 4:19 AMDunno who is in charge of "promoted Tweets" these days but the demographic I’d pay $$$ to target is "current & former Tweeps". /cc @boo
• Aug 3, 2022 3:58 AMRT @adam_messinger: Twitter feature that I always hoped we’d build, but never did: use address book for author names. Like how texting apps…
• Aug 3, 2022 3:57 AM@npbtracker @Twitter @noah @biz That was a deep cut. https://t.co/BGGVyaJnmF 🎥
• Aug 3, 2022 3:52 AMhttps://t.co/wXS0zN8Y8A 📷
• Aug 3, 2022 3:52 AMWhat idiot called it "@Twitter’s new branding for promoted Tweets" instead of "Booster Goldbird"? https://t.co/q4jmSNtEfb 📷
• Aug 3, 2022 2:53 AM@norootcause @Twitter @noah @biz "The more constraints one imposes, the more one frees one’s self of the chains that shackle the spirit." -…
• Aug 3, 2022 2:37 AMIn an alternate universe @Twitter is a thriving B Corp with 2 billion users, limits Tweets to <=140 chars, & is run by co-CEOs @noah & @biz.
• Aug 2, 2022 4:52 PM@bcantrill @ahl un-optane-able
• Aug 2, 2022 3:43 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: Arching overpasses across 280 are more architecture than affordances.
• Aug 2, 2022 1:59 PM"Season 3 is the final season of Hilda" 😭 https://t.co/NxEqSqSH3K
• Aug 2, 2022 1:58 PMRT @ToonBoom: We interviewed the team at @mercuryfilmwrks about their work on Hilda, a production which raises the bar for children’s telev…
• Aug 2, 2022 1:25 PMRT @FogleBird: This button on your phone means “turn off all the radios” UI/UX thought experiment: if you couldn’t call this “airplane mod…
• Aug 2, 2022 6:17 AMPretty sure $TWTR should subpoena @jack as well. 🤔 https://t.co/y38cSa90VM
• Aug 2, 2022 4:36 AMLOL! https://t.co/Dp4VEsKcw6
• Aug 2, 2022 3:37 AMRT @xanabon: why does a tire company decide the best places to eat
• Aug 2, 2022 2:16 AMThe only time I ever want to paste and keep source formatting is when copying from a Google Doc into Workday. https://t.co/4EMPIgcbsS
• Aug 1, 2022 2:35 PMRT @mergesort: All code is self-documenting as long as that person is alive, available to help, and remembers exactly what they were thinki…
• Aug 1, 2022 5:08 AM@apretz TBF reading json is famously painful in *every* language except (maybe) JavaScript. *shakes fist at Douglas Crockford*
• Aug 1, 2022 4:54 AM@apretz I wouldn’t say I figured it out, but I did manage to hack^H^H^H^H refactor my way to what I wanted to do. :-)
• Aug 1, 2022 4:41 AMThis is a test. https://t.co/GxGUNKwgHk 📷